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And now, what would you do in this situation?
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>>100676808
I would walk out the door
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And now, the time is here.
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shoes off, bitch
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[x] Touch the loli.
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Take out the garbage, now that I'm home I should take it to the bins by the road.
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I want to see some puffy vulva.
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>>100676808
Give her something to eat or set her on my couch and proceed to ask the neighbours if they're little girl is missing. If I don't find the parents I'd call the police and say if anyone reported a missing child.
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>"You must be one of my daughter's friends!"
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>>100676808
Throw the garbage
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>>100676888
Wait, has that navel hole always been there? Fuck. I even watched that series.
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>>100676808
ask if she has girl guide cookies to sell, if she does, i'll buy a box or two, if not we have no further business and i will promptly and politely tell her to vacate the premises
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>>100676808
Whip out my Geiger Counter when she turns around.
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>>100676808
No! Bad Anon! That's not a situation, that's a loli entering your home and politely removing her shoes as is custom in asian countries. There are any number of reasonable reasons she could be there.

Use a better image if you're going to Elf Slave Wat Do us.

>>100676888
is a much better example, but please find one of your own.
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I would take out the trash

And by trash I mean the loli
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I hope your ready for some awesome-ass vidya night.
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>>100677192
no anon, you are the trash
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>>100676808
Dammit anon, get out of my house. How did you even find out where I live?
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Touch the loli feet. Just to test their tinyness.

Then pat her head and perhaps give her a hug.
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>>100677261
I wish someone visited me
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>>100677225
No, no, he means that she is burnable trash, which is another meaning of moe. He is saying he would take her out on a date and that she's adorable. And then he would burn her.
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>>100677281
This. Loli feet are edible.

>>100676874
Are you seriously so fucking weeaboo that you take off your shoes at the front of your house? Does anybody else do that? Really?
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As her to throw the trash since she already have shoes, and to make my dinner afterwards. Know your place, woman.
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>>100677051
Fuck cute pictures like this make we want a daughter so I can raise properly and hold hands when I take her to the zoo
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>>100677225
What did you just say about my hair?!
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>>100676808
Ask her if she has a case of gigantism, because she's about 6 feet tall there, taking up the entire entryway.
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>>100676808
Hey I recognize her. She's in that "me on the right" "delicious brown me in the middle" image.
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My response is probably more fitted for /h/ or maybe /d/ even. But if I wasn't so dirty minded I would
probably sit her down offer her a drink and ask why she came to my place of living.
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>>100677582
Giantess lolis are the best.
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>>100677414
Some of us prefer not to track dirt and shit all over the house. Socks don't turn black just from walking around a bit, and you aren't wallowing in filth like a pig if you lie down on the floor in front of the TV or something...
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>>100676808
her head is FUCKING HUGE
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>>100676874
sandals are not shoes
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>>100676808
Please stop posting pictures of me on 4chan, OP.
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>>100677735
sandals are shoes
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>>100678580
Footwear and shoes are not the same thing. Shoes have to be enclosed, otherwise they aren't shoes.
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>>100677414
>he doesnt take his shoes off the instant he enters his house
you mean there are people who don't do this?
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>>100676808
I'd put on shoes, since I don't like flip flops. If I'm wearing them like in that picture there must have been some emergency with no other choice.
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>>100678628
look at the official definition
it's a shoe



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