Episode 1 - 'Cats Don't Laugh'
Episode 2 - 'Angels Don't Cry'
Episode 3 - 'Flowers Don't Shed Tears'
Can you do better?
Rocks... don't bleed?
Anon doesn't have sex
'You can't cry underwater'
'Ducks don't smile'
fish cant swim
Homey Don't Play That
Dead Men Tell No Tales!
Boys don't cry.
People don't die when they aren't killed
Vampires don't wear braces
White men can't jump.
'White Holes Don't Emit Hawking Radiation'
Oh shit, maybe it was Aliens don't wear braces. Those books were terrible.
Charlie Don't Surf
Holy shit nostalgia. These books sucked ass.
Charlie Don't Mow
'Cats Laughing at Angels and Flowers Crying'
Ya Momma Don't Dance
And Yo Daddy Don't Rock and Roll
Cats Don't Dance
Episode 4 - 'Lolis don't get pregnant."
PEOPLE DON'T DIE WHEN THEY'RE KILLED.
COME ON, /a/.
This should be the first thing in your head.
We're way ahead of you.