So why does a SS+ rank mage always sit behind a desk?
BECAUSE STRIKERS IS THE SHITTIEST MOST BORING SHOW EVER.
I never understand why people feel the need to use S and SS for ranks.
Just drop the lowest rank down two letters and you can use A for the highest rank. What's wrong with that? Does it make too much sense?
because you don't start a battle off with Nukes.
"Does this make my ass look big?"
You do in TA. Also, HAYATE THREAD TIME!
It sounds cooler if the highest rank is S, like Super.
I don't see the point of faggotry like "SS plus" though.
She wants to give the enemy a handicap!
That's a pretty bad analogy. Nukes cause a lot of unintended bad shit and are expensive. Hayate costs nothing and can solve most situations by snapping her fingers with no ill effects.
Actually, Hayate is more like a can of rape.
Total Annihilation is not the standard for war!
but yes you are correct. rain the nukes down on all base.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS THING IS SLO-O-O-O-W. Also: BORING and fucking STUPID.
I swear they could cut this fucking episode down to 60 seconds and NOTHING of value would have been lost. It's bad enough that the scenes are nothing but TALK TALK YAMMER ON ABOUT NOTHING INTERESTING, but the fact that the talky scenes are filled with QUALITY and empty streets and still backgrounds and fucking stupid shit like that is just adding insult to injury. Where's the speed and the energy? Fate, Nanoha, Hayate and Reinforce all act so out of character it's like they're on bizarro world, a bunch of grannies who just TALK about regulations and drink fucking tea. The real Nanoha would have blasted these dull motherfuckers in the second half of the first episode.
I think the real question is, how does she make every women in midchilda wet with her beauty?
IT FUCKING SHOULD BE.
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth levelling galaxies for.
How can you say Reinforce acts out of character when she is introduced in StrikerS?
because strong people have to stay the fuck away from fights.
because hayate is a dickgirl
It's a combination of the accent, that girlish complexion, a smile that could kill a diabetic from twenty feet away, and her enormous cock.
she's an artillery type still she needed more action
you can change your personality over the course of 10+ years
hows the writing going?
oh god...you're right I also almost completely forgot who voices her
Why is this shit so difficult?
she has a harem
The drunkest seiyuu in all of Japan, and possibly the gayest too.
you have anything at all so far?
mai waifu . . . wait . . . ;_;
and dont forget that she loves video games
Three hundred and seventy-eight words. That's about a post and a half.
Shit sux when you remember that the Blue Drop pasta was OVER FIFTEEN FUCKING POSTS LONG.
She has Reinforce behind the desk playing with Hayate's cock, daily titjobs from shamal too
what are the chances you'll make this just as long?
oh god that sounds fucking awesome
Doubtful, unless I let it run for several days. I'd rather not do that, to be honest. Wanna get the next chapter done on Amu.
What a butt Hayate has...
To compensate, I've got quite a lot of short ideas for embarrassing situations Hayate's cock would get into. One in particular involves Vivio...
I'm intrigued, any about shamal?
going to need a little explanation about vivio
Hayate has to babysit for Nanoha and Fate while they're away on business somewhere, and Vivio ends up being SO GOD DAMNED ADORABLE that Hayate creams her pants. And of course, gets some of it on that adorable face.
oh lawd that sounds impressive
fucking lucky hayate, she always gets lucky
this idea sounds pretty good, what are your other short ideas?
Yeah, Hayate has a rather large ass. That's what happens when you spend ten years on it doing nothing but growing and eating sweets and drinking Shamal's milk.
i'd drink her milk if you know what I mean
Hell Hayate is so hot I'd let her fuck me
reminds me isn't there a hayate dickgirl doujin?
why is hayate such a slut and pimp?
yes it's also translated, yagi something
see reasons above in the thread
Yagami backwards is MY COCK IS HUGE.
wonder what she has been doing to get them THAT sweaty
that's not sweat...
OH SHIT IT'S TRUE
Also, "Hayate" is French for "I raped your mother last Thursday and all she got was hospitalised."
>drinking Shamal's milk
This is my fetish
i'd fuck hayate in the mercenary position
How come some girls are just infinitely hotter with a dick?
Are you a shady missionary?
mercenary? what the fuck? lol
artillery type + slow casting big nukes = bad for front lines
because she specializes in wide-area total annihilation attacks, but decided to join the Midchildan Ground Forces (where unnecessary mass destruction is considered to be a BAD thing) rather than the Dimensional Navy where that kind of power level would be not only used but requested on a regular basis
it's called Yagami-ke
She's not in the TSAB for the career options. She's in it because she has an agreement with the higher-ups. And because it gives her access to delicious interns.
Because she has no stamina, is physically weak and generally prefers administrative work to field work anyhow.
Also, there's something to be said for holding your strongest piece until last. If you show your hand up front, you have nothing left in case it's not enough.
Hayate is a Krogoth. Except without the TWENTY FUCKING TRILLION HP.
To make it easier for her to kill Jews.
any of your ideas involve shamal,signum or vita?
True. Hayate is an Ace in the hole. Good for last resort situations.
For when it absolutely, positively has to die right fucking now.
Actually, the Vivio one is the only one I've got at the moment. I'll try to come up with more.
Just passed the thousand word barrier. Little more to go. Just one problem; where the fuck should I post it?
season 4 better have more hayate
do it like the shugo chara ones and make screencap of it and then post it or something?
So post on /d/? I don't have any dickgirl Hayate pics though...
You don't send nukes into a fist fight.
That pic is so insanely hot.
but you send a always horny dickgirl to babysit vivio?
In TA, there's no such thing as a "small engagement." There is only NEED MORE TANKS and FIRE ZE MISSILES.
best I can think of is yagami-ke pictures i guess unless some magnificent anon posts some dickgirl hayate
Nanoha-mama left the apartment monitoring system on record.
I'd try doing a dickgirl shop, but the last time I did it was a bit of a failure.
Also, Shari! Not Shau'ri. And definitely not Sha're whoever the fuck that is.
hayate can't help if she cums her pants
When Hayate busts a nut, there's a lot more ruined than pants.
Shari. AKA Hayate Lite.
splatters onto her face even in a tight skirt?
fuck yeah dickgirl hayate in nothing but an apron
Not so much velocity as sheer volume. Panties, tights, blouse, skirt, socks, shoes, chair, desk, anything on the desk at the time and most of the carpet tiles, depending on various factors including but not limited to the amount of build-up, the duration of orgasm, how much Hayate has had to drink prior...
Or even Diet Hayate.
lol diet hayate
a gallon an orgasm must be nice for hayate and anyone who is near her at the time
lets say a pot of coffee?
Since Hayate has similar hair accessory as Yuno, does that mean ...
Hayate = DESTRUCTION FOR YOUR NUTBLADDER?
Hayate destroys her own nutbladder. Regularly.
you'd think her office would always smell like cum and always have a load on her desk,floor and where she sits
It means Hayate's probably fucking the ferret.
doesn't 7chan have /elit/, erotic literature?
seems like the best place
it does, usually reinforce is in there cleaning up though
Rein Zwei is a highly effective spunk-dump.
You'd think that.
hayate is fucking everyone
Fuck that ferret, he's probably gay. Being in a relationship with Nanoha for how long and not trying anything. Hell, he used to be with her in the room while she was sleeping as a fucking loli, and he never did anything? Fag.
hayate is the sexiest
You would say that of course if you're a person who thinks with his dick and nothing else.
How do you know Yuuno didn't try anything with Nanoha? There are no (by dictionary definition) 'romantic' moments in Nanoha whatsoever. No even between Nanoha and Fate. It's just what fans interpret.
>Fuck that ferret.
Exactly what she's doing.
Yes, Hayate probably is fucking the ferret. Note that's Hayate fucking Yuuno, not the other way round. Because the ferret is walking yaoi bait and is just begging to be anally raped.
>even between Nanoha and Fate.
"They took my Vivio! Bawwwww."
"I know what'll cheer you up. A good molesting."
>>10068999 How do you know Yuuno didn't try anything with Nanoha?
Because multiple characters on multiple occasions have said "Hey Yuuno, have you made your move on Nanoha yet?" and he constantly found excuses for why he's being such a big pussy and not just gone ahead and done it yet.
To balance things out, Nanoha is an equally oblivious dolt.
this is why 7arcs decided to make more NanoFate than YuunoNano
is Tiana gonna get raped or something?
Nanoha is worksexual, I'm afraid.
She'll get rape by Hayate
I completely fail to see why 4channers see the need to twist every anime into a fuck fest. Seriously.
Hayate thinks with her dick
this one twists itself
whats up with the dickgirl thing?
My thoughts exactly~
And I only recall one occassion in Strikers, at like the only time Yuuno really made an appearance in the show.
Only if you have a mind in the gutter.
This is 4chan. What do you expect?
Clearly I was mistaken when I thought that 4chan could actually produce intelligent conversation.
Ahh, where did all my Scientology protesters go? back to /b/ probably, fags.
straight sex without the fugly guy
It's in the SS/manga/etc.
Both are die-hard workahalics to a W.
Cause they tend to blow things up when they are not behind a desk.
Half the reason is because he knows Nanoha still considers him as still just a great friend.
I mean, she invited him to an all-female-only holiday trip.
>just a great friend.
just like Fate
>To balance things out, Nanoha is equally gay.
Fixed. Also, finished. Where do you want it /a/?
That's just because he doesn't have a dick worth mentioning.
tl;dr - FUCKING AWESOME DICKGIRL HAYATE IDEAS
post some different characters?
In Nanoha's case, it honestly comes from the source material.
We're talking about a series where Hayate is a canonical sex predator, after all.
As far as everyone else is concerned, it's hinted that the close circle group of friends are all Yuunoha shippers.
screencap in /d/ and post here?
SS is a better rank because you know the SS have been tough motherfuckers since WWII.
but she isn't even 30
alternative route is to do it in sos-dan and then screencap
I did. And fucked it up. Hooray me.
God fucking damn it...please excuse me while I open Photoshop just to chop together two bits of text pasta because Paint is fucking broken.
finished already? damn
>>10069318 I mean, she invited him to an all-female-only holiday trip.
An all-female-only holiday trip to hot springs no less.
...which he declined. Yuuno is dumb.
Sorry it's FIVE AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS LATE. My laptop sucks shit.
lol what a faggot
He's too busy banging tons of hot interns to be bothered with Nanoha any more.
I disagree, but own worst critique and all that. I think I probably could have put more in. Would have taken several days though and I wanted to get this one done in a reasonable time period.
UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER ONES HAW HAW YES WAT
MY NUTBLADDER JUST BROKE I THINK
That holiday trip was the one where the fire-incident happened.
If he had went along, he would've gotten himself into a 5-some with Hayate, Nanoha, Fate and Rein. And maybe even a spot in RF6 aka StrikerS screentime.
you could always write the short stories involving vivo and knights and things or continue off of this if you don't like it
I wonder how many times hayate jerks off,fucks daily
gallons and gallons of messy jerk off sessions?
And now that it's half past Thursday, I'm going to bed. See you guys tomorrow. I'll try to get Utau RAPE RAPE RAPE done over the weekend.
See: every Amu thread for the past two weeks.
i watch shugo chara I just don't remember the name
Because just like in real life, the higher your rank, the more likely you'll be sitting behind a desk.
so eventually hayate becomes a NEET?
hayate is too addicted to sex to be a NEET even if she had to work at home she has the knights to sex her up
What a great life that would be.
if only I had knights that would listen to every command
too bad anime isn't real so enjoy your life of ronery
you didn't say there was balls involved
On a side note, are the DVD rips available on torrent?
I have been looking for this picture for a long time.