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So why does a SS+ rank mage always sit behind a desk?
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>>10067094

BECAUSE STRIKERS IS THE SHITTIEST MOST BORING SHOW EVER.
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I never understand why people feel the need to use S and SS for ranks.

Just drop the lowest rank down two letters and you can use A for the highest rank. What's wrong with that? Does it make too much sense?
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>>10067094
because you don't start a battle off with Nukes.
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"Does this make my ass look big?"
"Shit yeah!"
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>>10067109
bawww etc

>>10067128
You do in TA. Also, HAYATE THREAD TIME!
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>>10067112

It sounds cooler if the highest rank is S, like Super.

I don't see the point of faggotry like "SS plus" though.
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She wants to give the enemy a handicap!
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>>10067128

That's a pretty bad analogy. Nukes cause a lot of unintended bad shit and are expensive. Hayate costs nothing and can solve most situations by snapping her fingers with no ill effects.
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>>10067156
Actually, Hayate is more like a can of rape.
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>>10067150
Total Annihilation is not the standard for war!

but yes you are correct. rain the nukes down on all base.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS THING IS SLO-O-O-O-W. Also: BORING and fucking STUPID.

I swear they could cut this fucking episode down to 60 seconds and NOTHING of value would have been lost. It's bad enough that the scenes are nothing but TALK TALK YAMMER ON ABOUT NOTHING INTERESTING, but the fact that the talky scenes are filled with QUALITY and empty streets and still backgrounds and fucking stupid shit like that is just adding insult to injury. Where's the speed and the energy? Fate, Nanoha, Hayate and Reinforce all act so out of character it's like they're on bizarro world, a bunch of grannies who just TALK about regulations and drink fucking tea. The real Nanoha would have blasted these dull motherfuckers in the second half of the first episode.
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I think the real question is, how does she make every women in midchilda wet with her beauty?
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>>10067175
IT FUCKING SHOULD BE.

If it's worth fighting for, it's worth levelling galaxies for.
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>>10067169
How can you say Reinforce acts out of character when she is introduced in StrikerS?
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because strong people have to stay the fuck away from fights.
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>>10067190
because hayate is a dickgirl
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>>10067190
It's a combination of the accent, that girlish complexion, a smile that could kill a diabetic from twenty feet away, and her enormous cock.
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>>10067094
she's an artillery type still she needed more action
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>>10067169
you can change your personality over the course of 10+ years
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>>10067226
hows the writing going?
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>>10067226
oh god...you're right I also almost completely forgot who voices her
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>>10067273
SLOOOOOW

Why is this shit so difficult?
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she has a harem
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>>10067322
The drunkest seiyuu in all of Japan, and possibly the gayest too.
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>>10067331
you have anything at all so far?
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>>10067348
mai waifu . . . wait . . . ;_;

and dont forget that she loves video games
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>>10067352
Three hundred and seventy-eight words. That's about a post and a half.

Shit sux when you remember that the Blue Drop pasta was OVER FIFTEEN FUCKING POSTS LONG.
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>>10067094
She has Reinforce behind the desk playing with Hayate's cock, daily titjobs from shamal too
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>>10067453
what are the chances you'll make this just as long?
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>>10067474
oh god that sounds fucking awesome
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>>10067553
Doubtful, unless I let it run for several days. I'd rather not do that, to be honest. Wanna get the next chapter done on Amu.
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>>10067581
awwwww
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What a butt Hayate has...
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>>10067678
To compensate, I've got quite a lot of short ideas for embarrassing situations Hayate's cock would get into. One in particular involves Vivio...
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>>10067692
I'm intrigued, any about shamal?
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>>10067692
going to need a little explanation about vivio
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>>10067723
Hayate has to babysit for Nanoha and Fate while they're away on business somewhere, and Vivio ends up being SO GOD DAMNED ADORABLE that Hayate creams her pants. And of course, gets some of it on that adorable face.
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>>10067649
dat ass
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>>10067739
oh lawd that sounds impressive
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>>10067739
nutbladder burst
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>>10067739
fucking lucky hayate, she always gets lucky
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>>10067739
this idea sounds pretty good, what are your other short ideas?
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Yeah, Hayate has a rather large ass. That's what happens when you spend ten years on it doing nothing but growing and eating sweets and drinking Shamal's milk.
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>>10067903
i'd drink her milk if you know what I mean
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Hell Hayate is so hot I'd let her fuck me
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reminds me isn't there a hayate dickgirl doujin?
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why is hayate such a slut and pimp?
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>>10068076
yes it's also translated, yagi something
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>>10068098
see reasons above in the thread
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SWEATY TITS!
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Yagami backwards is MY COCK IS HUGE.
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>>10068154
wonder what she has been doing to get them THAT sweaty
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>>10068154
that's not sweat...
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>>10068169
OH SHIT IT'S TRUE
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>>10068226
fuck yes
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Also, "Hayate" is French for "I raped your mother last Thursday and all she got was hospitalised."
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>>10067903
>drinking Shamal's milk

This is my fetish
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i'd fuck hayate in the mercenary position
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How come some girls are just infinitely hotter with a dick?
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>>10068317
Are you a shady missionary?
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>>10068317
mercenary? what the fuck? lol
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>>10068317
>mercenary

...wut
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artillery type + slow casting big nukes = bad for front lines
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>>10067094
because she specializes in wide-area total annihilation attacks, but decided to join the Midchildan Ground Forces (where unnecessary mass destruction is considered to be a BAD thing) rather than the Dimensional Navy where that kind of power level would be not only used but requested on a regular basis

>>10068144
it's called Yagami-ke
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>>10068365
She's not in the TSAB for the career options. She's in it because she has an agreement with the higher-ups. And because it gives her access to delicious interns.
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>>10067094

Because she has no stamina, is physically weak and generally prefers administrative work to field work anyhow.

Also, there's something to be said for holding your strongest piece until last. If you show your hand up front, you have nothing left in case it's not enough.
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>>10068376
Hayate is a Krogoth. Except without the TWENTY FUCKING TRILLION HP.
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>>10067094
To make it easier for her to kill Jews.
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any of your ideas involve shamal,signum or vita?
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>>10068414
True. Hayate is an Ace in the hole. Good for last resort situations.

For when it absolutely, positively has to die right fucking now.
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>>10068438
Actually, the Vivio one is the only one I've got at the moment. I'll try to come up with more.

Just passed the thousand word barrier. Little more to go. Just one problem; where the fuck should I post it?
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season 4 better have more hayate
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>>10068486
do it like the shugo chara ones and make screencap of it and then post it or something?
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>>10068554
So post on /d/? I don't have any dickgirl Hayate pics though...
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You don't send nukes into a fist fight.
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>>10068401
That pic is so insanely hot.
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>>10068570
but you send a always horny dickgirl to babysit vivio?
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>>10068570
In TA, there's no such thing as a "small engagement." There is only NEED MORE TANKS and FIRE ZE MISSILES.
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>>10068581
best I can think of is yagami-ke pictures i guess unless some magnificent anon posts some dickgirl hayate
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>>10068596
Nanoha-mama left the apartment monitoring system on record.
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>>10068622
I'd try doing a dickgirl shop, but the last time I did it was a bit of a failure.

Also, Shari! Not Shau'ri. And definitely not Sha're whoever the fuck that is.
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>>10068596
hayate can't help if she cums her pants
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>>10068636
shari?
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When Hayate busts a nut, there's a lot more ruined than pants.
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>>10068654
Shari. AKA Hayate Lite.
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>>10068660
splatters onto her face even in a tight skirt?
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>>10068660
fuck yeah dickgirl hayate in nothing but an apron
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>>10068693
Not so much velocity as sheer volume. Panties, tights, blouse, skirt, socks, shoes, chair, desk, anything on the desk at the time and most of the carpet tiles, depending on various factors including but not limited to the amount of build-up, the duration of orgasm, how much Hayate has had to drink prior...
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>>10068675
Or even Diet Hayate.

lol diet hayate
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>>10068743
a gallon an orgasm must be nice for hayate and anyone who is near her at the time
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>>10068743
lets say a pot of coffee?
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Since Hayate has similar hair accessory as Yuno, does that mean ...

Hayate = DESTRUCTION FOR YOUR NUTBLADDER?
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>>10068807
Hayate destroys her own nutbladder. Regularly.
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>>10068807
500% likely
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you'd think her office would always smell like cum and always have a load on her desk,floor and where she sits
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>>10068807

It means Hayate's probably fucking the ferret.
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>>10068486
doesn't 7chan have /elit/, erotic literature?

seems like the best place
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>>10068875
it does, usually reinforce is in there cleaning up though
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>>10068875
Rein Zwei is a highly effective spunk-dump.
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>>10068919
You'd think that.
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>>10068918
hayate is fucking everyone
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>>10068918

Fuck that ferret, he's probably gay. Being in a relationship with Nanoha for how long and not trying anything. Hell, he used to be with her in the room while she was sleeping as a fucking loli, and he never did anything? Fag.
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hayate is the sexiest
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>>10068961

You would say that of course if you're a person who thinks with his dick and nothing else.

How do you know Yuuno didn't try anything with Nanoha? There are no (by dictionary definition) 'romantic' moments in Nanoha whatsoever. No even between Nanoha and Fate. It's just what fans interpret.
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>>10068961

>Fuck that ferret.

Exactly what she's doing.
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Yes, Hayate probably is fucking the ferret. Note that's Hayate fucking Yuuno, not the other way round. Because the ferret is walking yaoi bait and is just begging to be anally raped.
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>>10068999
>even between Nanoha and Fate.

"They took my Vivio! Bawwwww."
"I know what'll cheer you up. A good molesting."
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>>10068999 How do you know Yuuno didn't try anything with Nanoha?

Because multiple characters on multiple occasions have said "Hey Yuuno, have you made your move on Nanoha yet?" and he constantly found excuses for why he's being such a big pussy and not just gone ahead and done it yet.

To balance things out, Nanoha is an equally oblivious dolt.
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>>10068999
this is why 7arcs decided to make more NanoFate than YuunoNano
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>>10069016
is Tiana gonna get raped or something?
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>>10069087
Nanoha is worksexual, I'm afraid.
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>>10069099
She'll get rape by Hayate
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I completely fail to see why 4channers see the need to twist every anime into a fuck fest. Seriously.
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Hayate thinks with her dick
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>>10069119
this one twists itself
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whats up with the dickgirl thing?
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>>10069145

My thoughts exactly~

>>10069087

And I only recall one occassion in Strikers, at like the only time Yuuno really made an appearance in the show.
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>>10069154

Only if you have a mind in the gutter.
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>>10069218

This is 4chan. What do you expect?
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>>10069241

Clearly I was mistaken when I thought that 4chan could actually produce intelligent conversation.

Ahh, where did all my Scientology protesters go? back to /b/ probably, fags.
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>>10069145
straight sex without the fugly guy
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>>10069169

It's in the SS/manga/etc.

Both are die-hard workahalics to a W.
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Cause they tend to blow things up when they are not behind a desk.
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>>10069087

Half the reason is because he knows Nanoha still considers him as still just a great friend.

I mean, she invited him to an all-female-only holiday trip.
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>>10069318
>just a great friend.

just like Fate
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>>10069087
>To balance things out, Nanoha is equally gay.

Fixed. Also, finished. Where do you want it /a/?
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>>10069318

That's just because he doesn't have a dick worth mentioning.
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this thread

tl;dr - FUCKING AWESOME DICKGIRL HAYATE IDEAS
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>>10069365
post some different characters?
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>>10069119
In Nanoha's case, it honestly comes from the source material.

We're talking about a series where Hayate is a canonical sex predator, after all.
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>>10069353

Exactly.

As far as everyone else is concerned, it's hinted that the close circle group of friends are all Yuunoha shippers.
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>>10069365
screencap in /d/ and post here?
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SS is a better rank because you know the SS have been tough motherfuckers since WWII.
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>>10069451
ERORR
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>>10069492
but she isn't even 30
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>>10069559
alternative route is to do it in sos-dan and then screencap
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>>10069616
I did. And fucked it up. Hooray me.

God fucking damn it...please excuse me while I open Photoshop just to chop together two bits of text pasta because Paint is fucking broken.
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>>10069784
lol'd
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finished already? damn
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>>10069318 I mean, she invited him to an all-female-only holiday trip.

An all-female-only holiday trip to hot springs no less.

...which he declined. Yuuno is dumb.
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Tada!
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>>10070159
Sorry it's FIVE AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS LATE. My laptop sucks shit.
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>>10070071
lol what a faggot
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>>10070189
He's too busy banging tons of hot interns to be bothered with Nanoha any more.
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>>10070159
...it's beautiful
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>>10070227
I disagree, but own worst critique and all that. I think I probably could have put more in. Would have taken several days though and I wanted to get this one done in a reasonable time period.

UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER ONES HAW HAW YES WAT
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>>10070159
MY NUTBLADDER JUST BROKE I THINK
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>>10070071

That holiday trip was the one where the fire-incident happened.

If he had went along, he would've gotten himself into a 5-some with Hayate, Nanoha, Fate and Rein. And maybe even a spot in RF6 aka StrikerS screentime.
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>>10070252
cum stains?
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>>10070252
you could always write the short stories involving vivo and knights and things or continue off of this if you don't like it
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I wonder how many times hayate jerks off,fucks daily
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>>10070391
Once.

An hour.
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>>10070442
gallons and gallons of messy jerk off sessions?
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And now that it's half past Thursday, I'm going to bed. See you guys tomorrow. I'll try to get Utau RAPE RAPE RAPE done over the weekend.
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>>10070473
utau?
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>>10070505
See: every Amu thread for the past two weeks.
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>>10070528
i watch shugo chara I just don't remember the name
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Because just like in real life, the higher your rank, the more likely you'll be sitting behind a desk.
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>>10070653
so eventually hayate becomes a NEET?
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>>10070752
hayate is too addicted to sex to be a NEET even if she had to work at home she has the knights to sex her up
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>>10070827
What a great life that would be.
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>>10070866
if only I had knights that would listen to every command
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>>10070866
too bad anime isn't real so enjoy your life of ronery
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>>10070159
oh,you

you didn't say there was balls involved
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On a side note, are the DVD rips available on torrent?
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>>10070988
I have been looking for this picture for a long time.



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