You're waifu's face when you confess.
This thread is always started with the same spoiler and image. Why do I get the feeling it is always the same person posting it.
your autism meter is reacting, correctly.
Why would you confess when her friend is right there?
Rei is my waifu, so you posted her reaction already.
>Your daughteru's face when you confess
You're fucking boring.
Your taste is pretty great for a seasonalfag
I'm sure she'd misconstrue it for shits and giggles.
Fuck you OP
Agreed. Fuck you OP.
This entire fucking thread.
>implying that my waifu wouldn't just give me a cheek kiss and hug me
>Implying she wouldn't start talking about how much better she is than anyone
>Implying you even own wheat
Optimism, my friend.
This thread needs more of it.
She could talk about how much better she is all she wants, because these are the facts.
Just accept my love already Seraphim.
Kurumibro, why is your waifu not an atomic clock?
Nobody's perfect, but in my eyes, Kurumi is close.
That's not what i asked.
I asked why she is not atomic.
Anon and Asuka, sittin in a tree...
The trick would not be to get my waifu to fall in love with me, as that would be easy. It'd be to get Lal'c to fall in love with me as well, because Nono wouldn't be with anyone unless Lal'c was in on it.
Atomic clocks are old and busted. Quantum clocks are the new hotness; much more accurate.
They're tough to find. Whenever I think I've found one, I can never tell if it's running slow or fast.
Your waifu isn't real and she will never love you like you love her.
I mostly feel apathetic and depressed, so i'm not sure if i even feel love.
I still want to be with Rei very much and all that other nice stuff too.
I feel exactly what you feel everyday and all I can say is that im sure you can feel love. You might feel like everybody hates you and you are pathetic, I do and have been for about two years now, but last year I fell in love with a 3D girl she ended up breaking up with me and just played around with my heart later because she knew I still liked her. She let me get as close as a I could, but we never dated after she dumped me. Blog shit.. Love makes you feel happy anon, but when it ends you will feel worse than ever. Never stop loving your waifu.
Im also depressed and fell in love with a 3D girl, only to get dumped and played with until I realized 2D is superior.
I will try to embrace the feelings and moments when i want to be with Rei.
>You're waifu will never mockingly reject you and proceed to happily date much-better-adjusted MC right in front of you
>much better adjusted MC
Tough i wonder how well i would do as Shinji.
I rarely see this gal on /a/, it's a shame.
In comparison to anons, he is.
'In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.'
>Beter adjusted than anyone
Dammit, even with all his preaching and obliviousness, Shirou is still a much better person than me.
You win this round, anon.
My waifu has no face because I don't have one.
>Not a picture of her saying "how disgraceful"
That's not my waifu though.
No normal confession would do for Satsuki, would it? You'd have to defeat her in combat or something equally insane, otherwise yeah, "How disgraceful" is the best you're going to get.
Eh, same ahoge.
Fuck off. There is still chance they will invent virtual reality during our life span.
What? No my waifu's is bigger then Arturia's.
there is nothing but a bunch of insecure faggots in this thread, thats how these threads ALWAYS are
True, I suppose.
Do you think that Sabers' ahoge is an erogenous zone?
Would you rub her ahoge to climax?
Isn't that just her normal face?
That's her face when.
I'd try I guess.
Life is suffering.
Sad sad anons.
>her face when I say я тебя люблю
But...she wouldn't like me.
You're waifus face when you see her dick.
>я люблю тебя
>thinly veiled waifu reaction images thread
>implying word order actually matters
Probably why she smirked
Its a bad face :(
Time to run...
Kill yourselves. All of you.
You're waifu's face when you die.
"Sorry I am lusting after Demon Dick."
Why are there so many masochists on this board?
A little snot bubble of blood would well up and pop. And that's the best I'd get.
why dont you guys at least pretend she will like you
Because we are being realistic, if our waifus were real they probably wouldn't be attracted to us.
You have to have confidence man, women like a man that takes the lead. I'm sure you're waifu wants to hold hands with you.
Wait one god damn second. Softest manga ended?
You are missing the point of 2d magic
I am confident as fuck, it just I am boring and have nothing to offer a women. Plus I am not a Demon who works at mcdonalds.
>not living every day in your waifus honor and taking care of yourself to make her proud
Step up senpai,
Best girl by far in the show. Why didn't okazaki marry her in the end?
That's what you think, there is something you do that nobody else can do, and that makes you an interesting person.
Because it was an awful show that was awful the entire way around.
put spoilers on that fuck.
get the fuck out of my face you whore
get the fuck out of here with your gaijin visual novel
best taste in this thread so far
its a gif btw
now that's some buttmad
Because she won't. Nobody likes me.
I like you anon.
As long as you don't like Kirino, I like you.
"....Let's go" -kurisu
you lucky swine
My waifu is too cute for me.
You have to learn to love yourself before you can love another.
I'm sorry I'm not a narcissist.
I just don't see how people can have waifus with canon love interests, how can you watch the show and see you're waifu with another man and be okay with it?
There's a fine line between narcissism and moderate self-esteem. And then again, nothing wrong with being narcissistic.
But I meant loving yourself, like, accepting who you are and being happy with yourself.
It's not difficult, but this whole thread was an amalgamation of /a/'s low self-esteem.
>what is waifu theory
This thread is way too negative even if rightfully so.
Let's try and think positively here: You're waifu's face when SHE confesses to YOU.
>what is waifu theory
What is Waifu Theory?
>grain of salt
I ain't gonna read all that.
>Confess love to Shoe
>Beg for return love
>Response in pic
Why do you all devote so much of yourselves to something that can't love you back?
Because I can't love anyone else.
Because no one loves me back.
After I confessed, I would take her back to her apartment where we would snuggle and read books together.
Because I don't know how to talk to real women.
Anon is my waifu
Jesus fucking christ dude, you're going way to fast. That's like asking her to marry you on the second date.
You're a special kind of monster, my friend.
dunno, why do you get married to someone who only loves your wallet?
You already know.
I don't really love my waifu, i just treat these threads as 'favorite girl' threads instead.
>women like confidence
>some loser has confidence when approaching her
>when a dozen confident gym dude bros hit on her everyday
And then we would hold hands and enjoy life
"jesus christ. I'm in fucking middle school.''
this is why Anno hates us.
and why the next movie is going to be worse than aids
I wanna skull fuck her.