Where do country girls find their husbands?
livestock shows and rodeos
In the catalog.
They are grown, silly.
so candy store without living parents to arrange her something will become a cake store in the future? ;_;
This, you go there and buy a husband from someone who breeds them.
>directing to a porn thread
calm your autism
I like cakes
I see local girls getting married to US military guys up here in Aomori all the time.
Would they marry a slavic software developer otaku?
They don't. They do it with cows. You saw that cow in the first episode? That's Renge's real dad.
>marrying military scum
I thought Asians were supposed to be smart
>you will never hold dagashiya's hand while watching the first sunrise of the new year, suddenly kiss her and tell her you want to run the candy store together then watch her shed tears of happiness, blushing while hugging you and saying she loves you
>not marrying a down-to-earth hardworking guy with a secured college education and healthcare
pacifist scum pls go
>who also unfortunately are 90% more likely to beat their spouses, develop substance abuse issues and commit a violent suicide
I want to make her pregnant and not take responsibility. She wont abort it anyway since she wants to have kids.
The '>you will nevers' never cut me too deep but god fucking dammit anon you came extremely close
>that feel when you realize I'm in the army
truely lifes greatest sin is never realizing what could have been
That's not nice, anon.
>deployed in Japan
>ever having post traumatic anything
Guess it depends on whether or not you find other soldiers touching your dick traumatic or not.
Oh hey, just like us.
They don't. I live in the Japanese countryside. They all leave town as soon as they graduate high school and go off to Sendai or Tokyo. When I got my Japanese driver's license, I had to go to a city to get the test done, and I heard some young women behind me bitching that due to her new husband's job, she was going to have to move to my town where there's nothing to do and no real shopping to look forward to.
Oh wow, look at all the sources you don't have!
I wasn't even able to find anything to prove it.
>when in Japan around military bases are dozens of brothels aimed at military gaijins
stop reading your yaoi, girl
Confirmed for never being in the military.
The homolust is unrelenting.
I sure don't hope so, I have to do various tests and workouts to see if I fit the military in March.
I am not from US. in our military we had women. They were slutty tomboys, but as a distraction enough so I never wanted to fuck a guy.
If you really do live in the nip countryside then how remote is it? How's your bandwidth.
The doctor is going to look at your penis.
>They were slutty tomboys
Which military is and how do I sign up?
I got my dick operated last year, so I wont be worried, I am used to it.
I can walk for 20 seconds out my door and be standing in a rice paddy. Actually, it'd just be a massive wall of snow at this point.
Net's actually pretty good. Fiber optic cable out here. Internet penetration is much higher in Asia than in the West. I have a friend who's in Non Non Biyori-level countryside (i.e. what Tokyoites think the countryside looks like), and he still seems to get internets just fine.
when I say tomboys, I dont mean it in a positive way
Bad internet in shithole ft. Rucker :(
Man, I got into the wrong profession
That sounds just like heaven to me.
look more like bulldykes
The things I would do to Hotaru
I would fuck her
I am not that guy but I imagine living at the countryside without a wife or kids can become boring quickly, even for an otaku who browses the internet all day in his free time.
in the inner city you can at least go outside and meet someone or watch others live their social life.
you get used to it, I lived in the countryside for nearly 20 years and moved to a city couple years back, it's not that bad in comparison