Talk about how awesome Monks are at DD/DPS-ing, how cute your waifu is, etc.
>Best Log Horizon Wiki
>If Mamare came back to 4chan tomorrow for another Q&A, what would you ask him?
Also, link to the translated VNs so we stop asking if they're translated:
My negroid clergymen
Anyone really like it when Serara says Nyanta-san?
UNFF Serara Serara Serara
Thread is already off to a great start.
Okay back to the discussion. Is age progression possible in the Database? Obviously back home their bodies are growing older, but with the disconect between bodies and mind I don't believe that the avatars will age, in the same way that there would be no reason as to why the damage they receive in Elder Tales would transfer to their corporeal bodies.
Hypothetically if no one escapes the Database and they don't lose their memories and there isn't some hax way to kill them permanently in the game, I believe that eventually the adventurers would show the signs of mental aging(dementia, forgetfulness etc) and just one day drop dead when the body supporting the mind back home dies. I don't know what would happen to the avatar, my guess is that it would just lie there until it's HP reaches 0 and with not reincarnate at the temple.
I like everything Serara does
But mostly I like to image her crying.
Eh, I feel like that's Minori's appeal. It's her first love, and it's with an intelligent, handsome young man who she can empathize with in a way most other people haven't been able to. She wants to support him, and that was the basis for her love.
Akatsuki's is more self-centered, in that she loves Shiroe of her own initiative but really prefers him over others mainly because he doesn't treat her like a child. She wants to help him by becoming the best weapon he can use, whereas Minori wants to help him by sharing the burden of strategy and tactics.
I don't think it would be far-fetched to say Shiroe is Nureha's first love as well. But what Nureha really wants is to be saved, both from her IRL life and her gilded cage in Elder Tale (I forget the name of the world). She sees Shiroe as her saviour because he gave her respect and treated her as an equal, at least if you believe her stories. I'd like to see Shiroe save her, but I wonder if they could ever have a stable relationship.
I'd most prefer Henrietta to win, because it really is her first love too. She's capable of helping Shiroe not by performing his duties like Minori or being his weapon like Akatsuki, but by smoothing out his weaknesses. She's comfortable in social situations, can negotiate as equals and without threats, and accepts and supports his more extreme actions. Akatsuki doesn't care and Minori wants to help clean up that image, but Henrietta is perfectly happy with our villainous tactician, and I think that's the greatest part of her appeal. It also helps that she's a Christmas Cake; I like that archetype.
Damn, this took a long time to type.
>Bodies growing older
How do you know they left bodies behind? This could be completely different from SAO and .hack; they might not have coma bodies to go back to. They might just have had everything transferred over to the Elder Tale world, where they will age normally.
Alternatively, what if time is passing at 12x the rate, and by the time they return they're 10 years older?
Have you even helped lowbies today?
Was it even explained how does the "lelweintehgame" works in ET?
why does it say mom?
>not even a shura
I told them to make some leather armor.
Assuming this picture is accurate in what it implies, there may well not be a body for them to return to.
The official manga shows Shiroe in front of his computer, then not in front of it any more.
>playing on a 3rd class server
>Those wet spots on the desk.
Passing some time before the expansion goes live, Shiro?
They're literally living in the Database? Like, actually living as digitized people in the Elder Tale servers? A Tron-like life, but with fantasy instead of sci-fi.
>that shitty headset
>not being a warlock
Take a look at this fag.
Is anyone else a little miffed that the New York of Elder Tale devolved into Fallout because of a food riot?
That seems kind of ridiculous.
>not playing bard so most of classes have to suck your dick.
Gee, I wonder how is that possible.
>Playing Ragnarok at all
It just doesn't make sense. I mean, it's food. You can make food and survive incredibly easily in Elder Tale.
>tarot card is the only good attack
>not even 100% chance to kill
Like you have any defense against Dragon Breath or Jack Frost. Or against anyone that can silence you.
Daily reminder that Goblins did nothing wrong, and that filthy landers scum brought this shit upon themselves.
>age of alvs was prosperous age with fusion of magics and technology
>landers scum consisting of humans, elves and dwarves couldn't contain their jelly and sought to destroy alvs nation
>demi humans created from first world fraction as vengeance from fallen alvs
>landers scum now in constant danger from demi humans
None of this would have happened if landers scum would just live in harmonious co-existence with the alvs and enjoy an age of prosperity. Instead they have to fuck everything up and commit genocide, landers scum bit off more than they could chew and are now paying the price.
niqqua u psychohistorying me?
Just how did log horizon become so popular on /a/?
We have about 2 to 3 threads per day right now. And why isn't SAO as popular as this?(Never watch it before downloading right now)
I didn't like Henrietta too much until the scene where she danced with Shiroe, which completely changed my opinion of her.
I thought she'd be wicked and tease him a lot, since she had him in a situation where she's confident and he's really uncomfortable. But instead, she just gently led him along, managed to ease his worries and made him look confident in front of the spectators. No showing off how much more skilled she is, no acting condescending because of how clumsy he is.
Her ability to handle it so skillfully and gently really appealed to me.
Its magic, there are no ifs
It dies down in the second part of the week, then picks up again when the new episode airs.
wasn't the level cap raised?
how come we haven't encountered anyone lvl91 or more yet?
I didn't even know how I picked that name, I read my last asimov about 2 years ago.
Crusty and the military guild guy are above 91.
because muh grind
Anon that fact that you know who that is and what it references makes me very happy
And then I am slightly depressed again now that I just realized you are a /tg/ crossboarder
The fuck is this? I was literally just reading the first Foundation story when I decided to pop into /a/ today.
Must have to do some sort of event to unlock higher levels.
Looks like you've got a Seldon crisis on your hands!
The books really tease Henrietta/Shiroe a lot in the early volumes. The dance is the climax of a series of monologues and flirting by the two of them about each other.
And then Volume 5 goes even farther.
What has The foundation to do with /tg/ ?
>Bard in RO
>Have a macro on pressing the strings every 2 minutes when they wore off and just having follow command on 1 party member was enough to be a 80% efficient bard.
Nevertheless I was grateful for every bard in our guild because not many people would play them.
>Implying anyone uses /lit/
Speaking of Seldon, do you guys think he could've performed a psychohistorical prediction if he was trapped in Elder Tales?
Being a support in RO sucks
Not enough people. PH works with billions - trillions of people.
>not many people would play them.
Bards are one of those classes where the main draw is being FABULOUS. Can't be very fabulous with RO's sprite art.
literally a fucking quintillion
But bard can somehow solo. It's not great but it doesn't suck dick either.
Just that /a/ isn't usually known for being well read outside of LN and manga. I got excited for a second because I thought that another anon was a /lit/fag. Then I realized that it was probably a fa/tg/uy since they are well read in a very broad sense, and that killed my happiness.
But you can be fabulous with custom Frost jokers.
So cant other people just play the game normally? Or did every human being that wasnt logged in cease to exist?
Not the same guy, but I'm from /m/.
Isn't Asimov considered pleb taste by /lit/?
Guy you quoted here, the other board I spend most time on except /a/ is /v/. I just liked reading a lot growing up.
>And why isn't SAO as popular as this?
Because you havent watched it
Someone in the last thread suggested that everyone who logs into ET from here on out will end up trapped, but no sources were cited.
Not really if you appreciate the whole teamwork your party/guild can do.
A lone wizard is quite limited in his powers. Add a priest, bard, sacrifice paladin and whatnot to him and his strength multiplies gradually.
I quess it was still easier to get some exp rather than with some FS sage (which was on the other side much harder and more fun to play in WoE).
Priest is pretty pretty damn fun. Only problem was the buffing. Fuck that shit.
A bunch of anons are currently playing on LimitRO, and incidentally, we need bards for WoE. Join us, our hometown is Hugel.
Well I read a lot but I don't visit /lit/
Daily reminder if some merchants from Spain sail through ocean to Akiba right now for trading purpose.
Have we even seen all of this? I need some kind of reference.
So we have a /lit/ /v/ /m/ /tg/ and /a/ all in a thread that is a continuation of a thread. With almost no shitposting outside of my random need to share my desire to bully Serara is graphic detail, actual discussion, and off topic that doesn't completely derail the thread but serves to season it with a little bit of shared interests.
Guys you do realize how rare it is to have an actual good thread on /a/, right?
Check the wiki in the OP.
RoR leading the way
Glass cannon or go home
OMG HEL PLS
If I wanted to play RO again it would probably had to be on some oldschool server with no 3rd classes. Not sure if I like the new "wowlike" system they added in.
Are there any others 4chan guilds/communities on other servers?
no fuck you, no fun allowed. also guns.
Now all we need is another descent of Mamare-sensei.
czechro jeste zije?
lel, moar like log snore-rizon
It's a little too late in the day for that. It's around noon/1pm over there right now, and he does them late night.
They start leveling again in the LNs. In the anime it's because nobody has done enough to hit 91 yet. However, as of Vol 7, Akatsuki is level 91, Shiroe is 93, and various others are also increasing. Isaac is 94 or something like that.
You do realize that this sort of thing was every UMD thread last season, it was the reason why that was my AotS despite how objectively bad it was.
When /a/ stops acting like a bunch of autistic children and enjoys themselves they can have some really quality threads.
Shit Moot showed up in one thread and told everyone how much he loved the threads and gave away free passes.
There's a group on iRO Renewal. /vg/ has gone through a lot of pre-Renewal servers but none of them have really lasted.
stop lying anon
No wait, somehow I fucked that up. I fucked it up hard.
It's 8 PM there. It's too early for him to show up.
I'm not he gave away free passes to everyone in the thread. Hold on let me dig up the archive
>support higher lvl than melee
Ne. Bohuzel umrelo kolem roku 2009/2010.
Pak jeste na rok nahodili Czechro Homecoming takze se dost lidi pro nostalgii vratilo ale bohuzel to trvalo maximalne rok.
It had a good run.
Jaky jsi mel nick? Treba te odtamtud znam jelikoz to byla takova mensi vesnice.
But he's more of a jew than Shiro
Here you go. He is posting as anon at first and then admits to it later in the thread.
Of course he is, fucking powerleveler.
But there's no pictures.
Czechro jen znam, nehral sem tam.
dlouho jsem hral reborn nez skoncil full retard
>max level cap raised
>stuck in new world for many months
>only raised 4 levels
There's character pages. You can see all the races that way.
>If Mamare came back to 4chan tomorrow for another Q&A, what would you ask him?
I want to ask about his plans for Kureha and Inctis but that would be spoilers, wouldn't it?
What the actual fuck
Moot does not just give shit away. Why the fuck would he give away 25 passes to anon?
Considering how your body in game has actual needs, levelling takes many times longer along with time progressing 12 times slower compared to how it did in real life, yeah.
Also has mamare said how long the 90-100 grind would have taken pre apocalypse? I know 1-90 was super casual.
Looks like he got drunk or something
Tak to jo. U me to bylo naopak. Czechro jsem hral a o rebornu jen slysel. Ale par lidi odtamtud znam, treba Chocobo nebo beta.HUMAN (Myslim ze tam hrali a pak presli na CzechRO).
Damn it, moot.
I want one, too.
1-90 was about an hour per level, but now you have to multiply those numbers by 12 because time dilation isn't in effect anymore.
Can't find any mysterious tribe character, that's the one I'm most curious about.
They have Yakuza-like tatoos all over their bodies and are really squishy wizards.
Isn't the guild leader with the face tatoo on of them?
They're supposed to have ridiculously high MP but low HP or something like that.
Are you guys talking about the RoR?
Now all I can think of is Chao from Negima with the tats all over her body, or Negi with Magia Erebea.
Earth itself was destroyed and the few who were logged in at the time are the only survivors.
>tfw there are only english named spells
No, about the Log Horizon race poll.
I think that's the most popular theory. Considering it's ET's backstory.
Yeah, is that the Race of Ritual you guys were talking about?
Only in UQ Holder.
>All that Latin
>Those Turkish spells that never mattered because it was all cancelled
Oh, then yes.
So are the six bent princesses the game devs? You know one for each continent, 6 different companies that launched ET on their own continent.
Reminder if Green Peace exist in ET
I do like the idea of a setting where the incantations for spells depend on the language spoken by its creator.
Glass cannons are best. If they ever do make an ET game I know that is what I am rolling as my main.
Bueno Excellente will be my roleplaying sub.
Fox race is retarded from a game-design perspective. Who thought getting a random skill instead of a class skill was a good idea?
If anything, it would be a roulette of selectable skills with every level-up.
I don't know about game-design, but it sounds pretty interesting from my point of view.
You could potentially create the most broken character ever, or the most worthless scrub. Are you willing to take the chance and invest all that workon a gamble?
Mamare himself admitted that even though it's real fucking stupid, but he needed it for the story.
It could be really, really powerful. Potentially. You're at the mercy of whatever randomiser is programmed into the game, though, and somebody who could get it to work for them would be a sight to see.
>engrave my own body with health and other stat enhancing sigils
>Removing clothing increases my powerlevel
>I am at my strongest when fighting completely naked
Is "Sigilmaker" an actual subclass? Because holy shit, turn that into an overskill, get the right ingredients and you could create some truly awesome boosts for a spellcasting class. Such as giving yourself an obscenely high defense score, or giving an enchanter a massive attack power increase.
Sigilmakers are capable of engraving special signs on targets. While they are incapable of creating items themselves, they can engrave sigils on existing items to add additional effects. Sigils can even be engraved on a person's flesh, the resulting tattoo enhancing and adding special abilities of the recipient. However, to prevent the use of tatooed signs in conjunction with powerful equipment, if the area that is tatooed is hidden behind armor, the sigil will have no effect until the armor is removed again.
The technique of fighting with engraved sigils rather than gear is often nicknamed "Tatoo Style" among players. It is a good style for the classes that wear light armor, such as the Monk or the spellcasters, but is less compatible with the heavy-armored classes like the Guardian.
You'd be a Log Horizon Woad Warrior.
Right, that settles it. If Elder Tale were real, I'd be playing a half-alv Summoner/Sigilmaker.
So basically, as a spellcaster you have a choice between sigils and enchanted robes, the robes are probably better than the sigils for improving your stats and abilities. That said, Sigilmaker seems like it would be broken from a gameplay perspective since it can be used to improve literally any piece of equipment on top of any enchants it already has.
Isn't there a nekkid guild?
Maybe there are space limitations. More powerful sigils require more space, and so you can fit only a limited number onto a piece of equipment.
>If anything, it would be a roulette of selectable skills with every level-up.
I'm not a big MMO player, but what I see the most is the linear progression. Which MMOs actually let you choose your skills (as in pick one at the expense of another) not counting 'talent tree' bullshit?
The problem is the entire thing is a crapshoot. The only way to properly abuse it is by leveling up your character and then deleting it when you don't get the random skill you want it. That'd take like... 20 years.
>he needed it for the story
You mean that Nureha I keep hearing about? What's so special about her?
>That'd take like... 20 years.
So in other words, someone has probably done it.
You know what a good name for a naked guild would be?
>You mean that Nureha I keep hearing about? What's so special about her?
She has a brain that can rival Shiroe's.
But it was all Inctis though, so...
Eve Online. WoW. Dofus.
Though I don't know what other way you would do it besides a talent tree.
Robes might be better, but you still have hands, face and so on. Just put sigils on those. Or make sure you have a nice deep V-neck or something.
Then post-Apocalypse, turn it into an Overskill.
Nah, she had a reputation as a skilled and powerful Enchanter before the Cataclysm. So at the very least, she could play the game well.
WoW has this? It didn't when I last played, which was pre-WotLK, but still. Can you give me some examples?
WoW has a talent tree was what I meant when I listed it and said how else would you do it.
EvE Online lets you pick and choose skills, and you end up specializing how you want because there isn't time nor point to being a generalist.
Dofus is the same way.
I specifically said no talent trees. What I mean is in WoW IIRC you get all your class skills without having to choose between them. The talent tree was mainly there to complement your playstyle by improving skills you already have.
Isn't what Talent Trees normally do is let you pick one path and close off the other?
Yes, but I mean for example it doesn't make you choose between say a healing spell or a damaging spell. You get both and then use the talent tree to improve one or the other.
Saying things like that is like begging to shitposters to come.
>not tattooing dick with +50% chance to cause orgasm to target
>not banging everyones waifu's and making them love you
>only to chance to cause, not strength
I.....I don't think there is a sigil that can apply that effect...
Motherfucker has a secondtab open to a log horizon wiki.
Shiroe's mastery of the game knowledge is a lie!
>Implying he isn't the one writing it
>to a log horizon wiki
It's Elder Tale.
Why are there so many characters with glasses in this series, I mean it's not like you would expect those prescription lenses to be a customization option in a fantasy game to begin with.
you're a bad person and you should feel bad
Glasses and other cosmetics exist in many fantasy MMO for customization purposes, anon.
It's okay because when I fantasize about bullying her it always end with me hugging her while she is crying and telling her everything is going to be okay. Even if everyone else is disgusted with her because of the way she looks, and they think she is useless in a party, a nice guy like me is able to look past her faults
So long as she keeps me happy.
It's different now. Well, sort of. Talent trees are now a dozen different choice of three different pieces, sometimes it's a new skill, sometimes it's a passive. Usually it's just play-style stuff, for instance, the tier one paladin talent is a choice beteween a near-constant 30% move speed bonus, a very short duration 45% bonus every ~7 seconds, and a short duration 70% every 40 seconds.
>chance to cause orgasm to target
>not orgasm on-hit
Reminder that the humans and elves are the true villains for killing a goblillion of innocent goblins!
ignore this faggot here
I like you anon, keep making chubby serara cry.
I was really disappointed when Mamare said there's no particular reason they adjust their glasses all the time. I wish he'd just say that it adds a minor short duration buff to intelligence and charisma or something.
fuck you goblins did nothing wrong, I want /pol/ to leave.
So alvs are the new elves now?
This pleases me, fucking tree hugging hippies.
Honestly though it is actually realistic, next time you have an extended interaction with someone who wears glasses count how many times they adjust them. It seems to just be a habit people pick up.
I don't think that would be very balanced though
I wonder how much p2w korea server was
Fuck you I had to adjust mine because you reminded me.
So how is ET managed stat-wise? Are stats fixed or caj you go full bonkers and create a STR/AGI wizard crashing everything with a book?
>Even if everyone else is disgusted with her because of the way she looks,
>Anyone being disgusted by serara's looks
nice try bully
cast fist everyday
Well are you going to post it?
Don't confuse localizations of korean mmos, that are cash grabs most of the time, and mmos in Korea.
I guess I will
Because it's a glasses fetish series.
Guess I'll post it too.
funny stuff, i apporve
Why is Ragnarokarch so awesome?
Because he isn't a magicless barbarian
SAO was more then anything a show about survival. They originally chose to play the game, and death is way more harsh. You learn all this info in the first episode, and the rest of the show is based on that.
LH is more mystery and politics, why did the apocalypse happen, and how can we coexist with this new world and its people. There's a lot of unanswered questions and the rules aren't just explained to the adventures from the get go, there's still a lot of information they and the audience don't know.
>And why isn't SAO as popular as this?
SAO will get far more threads than LH when GGO aired.
SAO finished airing it's first season over a year ago and GGO won't start airing for months. Log Horizon on the other hand is airing right now. It really is that simple, with a few rare exceptions /a/ likes to talk about current anime rather than anime that was already discussed to death back when it was airing.
>>If Mamare came back to 4chan tomorrow for another Q&A, what would you ask him?
Nerdy things about summons
oh by the way
> best dps
> not Rudy
Post more giraffe summoner
Is this festival is some kind of Oktoberfest?
Summer has ended anon
remember to always bully your fatlolis
Good night demikas
Oh my, I didnt expect it to be this good
Whatever you say.
That sounds like bullshit, since in the LN Shiroe noted no new players were showing up.
I think that it's a bit more ridiculous that 'Big Apple' and 'South Angel' are implied to be the only starter cities in the US. Can you imagine how impossible it would be to get anywhere else?
Hopefully those are just the only ones Shiroe knows of because he doesn't know those servers very well.
>Implying he doesn't run the wiki
>non beta tester
>running the wiki
If anything it was probably nyanta and his batch of players who wrote the shit, and shiroe just came in cause he religiously read up on the wiki and studied.
Because SAO online is shit
MUH ONE MAN ARMY
Speaking of NPC I haven't see any NPC with special race other than human.
>implying you never want to become a powerful solo player who doesn't need to bring 5 other people every time you want to hunt
Maybe if you're some edgy 15 year old.
> special race other than human.
Do you mean class?
Exactly, some of the choices are pretty meh though. To give another good example, take warriors 100 class options.
You can get increased aoe from thunderclap, which is their major aoe threat skill. It causes them to deal damage over time in the area for 30 seconds, the duration of clap.
Or you can get a skill that essentially doubles the damage, but lasts half as long but is targeted. So you could use it to damage grouped targets from afar, or to be threatening to others not in your reach.
Or, if you're in a single target situation you can specialize with the other choice which gives warrior tanks a bigger threat snap.
Soloing in am MMORGP is retarded and completely misses the point of it all.
No, like foxtail NCP or Dorf NPC.
I'm not sure about elf, most NPC didn't show their ears.
Being free = Edgy
I want to play MMO with other people not MMO: single player the game.
The only point in playing any vidya is to have fun, no matter how you do it.
Soloing in an MMORPG is retarded and entirely misses the point of the MMO part.
No I think he meant race. You only see human NPCs, but jew-gun said that dwarves and elves were already there before the first world fraction. So where are the lander dwarves and elves?
It's pointless in most modern mmos. Eve online is probably the closest to the core mmo experience as you could get now a days. The only problem is that there's not enough hardware in the world to make that games big world battles work fun.
You just line up a bunch of big shit and then throw it at each other one shotting the other persons ships until each groups out of ships. Small team combat is pretty fun in that though since its more dynamic, and theres a big skill requirement to play in terms of needing game time to have skilled up as well as to understand the game.
It's funny when you have to schedule a big battle between two players essentially guilds. You tell the people operating the game when it will be and they will offer you more resources so people don't just get disconnected from all the shit.
We already saw elves at least, the maid serving the princess and Regun/regan/jewgun
If I remember correctly, then Raynessia's maid is an elf
oh right I forgot about them
Nyanta was a beta tester? Where was that said?
Dwarfs are underground of course. Where did you think you would find dwarfs?
Plotting magma-based means of world domination in the dungeons, obviously.
In my blacksmith.
in the sky, in their mobile air fortresses striking the earth from up high.
Wikis and the like are a Honesty thing.
You know, that guild thatdisappeared off the face of the earth after they were introduced.
Raynessia's maid is a cute half alf.
>dorf fortress elder tale edition
I like it.
did you just wake up anon?
I missed black ops hotdrops, I don't know why but the thought of instantly appearing in multiple small glass cannons torpedoing shit and then disappearing into the vast darkness of space again really appeals to me.
did anyone ever actually make this?
I mean it's great in concept, the problem is that there's too much shit going on because there's probably 200-300 of the gigantic battleship classes each throwing themselves at each other and it's who can wipe the others battleships out first that matters usually.
The games probably gone on too long because of that which favors these heavy long skill up type ships. I'm waiting for the vampire online one from them if its ever finished.
DID YOU SAY CURRY?!
WHERE ARE MY SEXY SERARA PICS?
Disgusting chubby chaser. Do you like fatties that much, you pervert?!
I thought the Serera shitposter went to sleep. There are two of you cunts?
I need more Serara Gif! Moar!
Can't believe someone managed to fit 3 whole frames of animation in under as little as 3 MB.
Serara is so fat that you need 1MB a frame.
>If Mamare came back to 4chan tomorrow for another Q&A, what would you ask him?
>MVP Bosses info
>why does Shiro's cape look like an abomination.
Considering they recently reinvented steam engine, we could hope for some steampunk airships.
>man it with wizzes/wlocks
>wreak shit from the skies
Yeah, some are there solely to please the arena fags though, like there's a paladin one that allows turn evil ( a CC spell that MAY have been cast once in the last two xpacks since it's a fear that only works on undead and demons) work on humans are beasts.
That's sissy elf talk boy
You're supposed to be dropping massive steel warhammers etched with explosive runes from the sides. Pouring magma from massive storage tanks that has been pumped from the deep earth before hand over cities.
Manning multiple layered ballistas and marksdwarves to rain steel bolts of death and suffering upon elven kind.
>Pouring magma from massive storage tanks
You realize that it has to FLOAT, do you?
>implying dwarven engineering and science can't make anything float
>implying MAGIC can't bring them from somewhere else, the storage tanks are just there for show
>magic portal gun
>one in a volcano
>one under the ship
This sounds great.
>Thinking this is SAO where the beater is the most knowledgeable
The thing is Shiroe is the person that doesn't like to follow walkthrough but instead write them. That is his nature.
You can't, at least not without some mod fuckery. The only liquid with physics is water at the moment, I believe because it puts too much strain on CPUs otherwise.
Totally feasible otherwise though
>20 year old game
>shiroe only started playing 8 years ago
>no one was thinking enough to start a wiki and pour their collective experience into the thing for 12 years before that
>Implying there is only 1 wiki
That is Shiroe personal wiki /a/non.
I like the route that blizzard has taken to some extent, but it feels like there's no uniqueness to some of the classes. Everyone can basically do the same thing. They need to spice it up with more flavor otherwise it's boring shit.
What would Bueno's Race and Class even be?
More importantlly, I ought to make a stat me thread over on /tg/ for him.
Imagine being a lander back when Elder Tale was a game.
>be hard working Lander Peasant
>walking through the market
>trying to get food for your family
>decide to get evegtables
>go to the stand
>three ridiculously attractive, perfectly chiselled and well hung men dancing and jumping on the stand
>know you cannot do anything to stop them
Lander suicide rate must be through the roof.
>Go to the local tavern after a hard day's work
>It's filled to the brim with naked Adventurers roleplaying sexual encounters
>Not actually having sex, just talking about it loudly in explicit and grammatically incorrect detail while standing around naked and occasionally doing some strange predefined dance routine
Being a Lander is suffering...
>Be a lander
>ooh look a kitty
>And another kitty
>and another kitty...
>What is that man doing to those cats?
>Other lander: It appears to be some sort of strange contraption for the sole purpose of transporting cats at high velocity
>can't feed your family because of an Adventurer's humongous cock swinging in front of the food
>batting away your hand everytime you try to get something
>can't even get the cute market girl's attention because she's awestruck and hypnotised by it
Being an NPC in an MMO is true suffering.
All this is a testament to just how big Rudy's fireballs are.
That's pretty much how I feel about it, although to their credit, it's hard to have variety without also having imbalance, I remember the times when I just straight up could never be #1 on the DPS charts no matter how hard I tried nor how good my gear was
Rudy truly has the most gigantic balls if he decided to become one of those nefarious Adventurers even after the probably huge amount of horror stories he heard/witnessed when he was little.
>yfw Rudy probably was a village child NPC with the same predetermined lines before the Apocalypse and recognizes a few people who "talked" to him way back
That's just it. Unique == someone can do something I can't == "Unfair"
So between bitching about stuff being "unfair", "requiring certain classes" for raids, and PvP hamstringing class balance ... you have the current shitty situation where everything is homogenized garbage.
You're all talking about RO--or were, earlier, and I'm playing on the Chaos iRO server.
Slow as fuck, but at least it has that old feeling of vidya about exploring dangerous places and leveling up on your own. A shame there's no subclasses.
I'm mainly playing it again due to the ToS and LH hype.
But back on track: Would you, LH-/a/nons, form a guild? Or do you believe you'd just pick your class, subclass, and go on your way? I'm curious if we'd just stay like lone wolves or actually take a shot at not killing each other from time to time in a guildhall, discussing things to be done in the database.
you lost me there.
It's not QUITE homongenized garbage, some classes/specs are better at certain things than other classes/specs. Disc preists vs resto droods for example.
As for PvP, do what guild wars did: make certain skills do different things in PvP so they're not broken as shit.
Also, the "unfair" bitching comes mostly from casuals who can't really see the bigger picture, or think at all beyond MY SHINYS etc, which WoW is increasingly catering to. So much so that I'd say that over half the wow population is casuals, or casuals in disguise.
I'd play solo until I stumbled across a cool guild. I don't go looking for friends.
Mmh, I'm the same, I don't go looking for people, but stumbling unto cool ones is always much better anyway. Sometimes it doesn't happen, but when it does, it's certainly gratifying. I've met some of my ~8 year old friends in MMOs.
>meeting 8 year olds and making them your friends
Honestly though, if I saw someone in trade chat make an /a/ joke, I'd probably at least whisper him a response
Where do you think we are?
Oh God I just woke up and have worded that terribly so, sorry.
I can feel the sharp breathe of federal agents on my neckbeard.
I meant people I've been friends with for about 8 years now.
At the very least something indeed, yeah. It's cool when someone whispers me something in reply to a board-based joke or vice-versa, I can relate to that.
>Obviously back home their bodies are growing older
...but there are no bodies back home. They aren't trapped in VR or anything. The mang clearly shows that they vanished out of our reality and appeared in the new reality.
>but with the disconect between bodies and mind I don't believe that the avatars will age, in the same way that there would be no reason as to why the damage they receive in Elder Tales would transfer to their corporeal bodies.
There is no seperation between body and mind, this isn't a game anymore.
For ERP purposes I bet.
>mental aging, dementia, etc
This only happens because our physical brains deteriorate. I think.
If you choose Shaman/Kannagi class must you dress as a fucking weaboo? i.e you're on the aussie server but instead of dressing like a miko/priest you dress as a medicine man.
You come get da vuuduu
I'd probably run a guild with my friends who were playing the game at the time or check out if Silver Swords meet my likings and join them.
>not becoming bros with William Massachusetts
So what is a level 90 body capable of exactly? How is it different from a regular person's beyond being considerably tougher and higher endurance?
More intense sexual experience.
You do know that Kannagi are an actual thing in Japan, right? Shrine maidens are a profession that exist? Or at least, did exist? They'd look a little out of place, but I think they'd look more exotic than anything else
I would travel the world fighting bosses for a title subclass. Then I would settle down in a small village somewhere and protect it from local monsters, occasionally travelling to the local town to meet up with some like-minded friends to fight bigger monsters. Just a simple 4 man team, no mages or magic shit. With "Monster Hunter" as my title.
>If you choose a Japanese Priest inspired class, you must dress as a Japanese Priest
Yeah, it isn't a game anymore, it's reality for them.
But still, imagine if they do come back, after in-game decades of playing.
Your job? Fired.
Family? Dead or not there anymore.
Relationship? Moved on.
Honestly, someone willing to go back to the real world after a considerable amount of time would have to be crazy, specially since time passed for everyone else but them. Also, that's a LOT of information you have on your mind. Would that cause a conflict with your brain? Do you think some sort of mental disturb would occur, like a breakdown? I would believe so, at least.
I would say so...? Kannagi is a Japan-exclusive class, if you chose that but ended up in Australia, yeah, your armor would be chain/cloth and traditionally Japanese clothing.
Although Australia must have its own particular healer class, like >>100662528
Yeah at most you'd just look "exotic".
Until a giant spider bit your clothes off. Oh God the bug class monsters in the Australia server must be terrifying.
Check Krusty's schedule, he can intensely train over 4h straight and ~2~3 hours with his guild with just 4h of daily sleep and continue to be calm, composed, sharp, and gud.
He only stops training by himself when his consumables run out (by 2am), and goes back to sleep, waking up by 6am. Instead of going back to sleep, he "wastes" time reading some information.
It's like he's barely ever tired unlike forced-workaholic Shiroe.
That's a solid plan, actually.
Just his cool name warrants at least a friendlist add.
>Earn "Goblin Hunter" title
>Settle down on a village
>It's constantly annoyed by other non-goblin monsters
Bretty much. You can walk in inhospitable environments, hold your breath for a long ass time, fall from great heights with only minor wounds, run at full pelt for hours, lift like Terry Crews etc.
Absolutely. You ever read Accel World? It's something KYH bless her talks about every now and again.
>Oh God the bug class monsters in the Australia server must be terrifying.
>There exists a dungeon with no bosses and very few big trash mobs
>Instead you have to fight your way to the treasury
through a room which basically is a fucking spider nest.
>The spiders reach your knees in height.
>There's a fuckton of them in the room.
And this is why I would play a Support Shrine Maiden
Yeah, read the LNs, actually interesting. The anime was a little lackluster but I enjoyed it as well.
The balls/lack of intelligence on someone's part to risk such a breakdown just to go back to the real world must be huge.
>LET'S GO TREASURE HUNTING
>Room filled with huge Australian spiders
>"ALRIGHT EVERYONE JUST PULL THROUGH"
>Support Kannagi chilling in the back while everyone else has to go through that horrible ordeal
Would kill myself and wish for memory loss of that part.
Living the dream, I tell you.
I almost exclusively play healers in MMOs as my main. I usually pick a harder one since people seem to not grasp healing very well.
>Monks don't have weapons
>have to actually use their hands
>they can feel them on their skin
>hundreds of them
Just take out random trash equipment, drop it, then wrap it on your hands. Or have somebody set it on fire for you.
>some jackass makes a mob train and brings the whole nest to nearby town.
Imagine being guardian and few of the spiders get inside armor.
Can't we just remove Australia from the map?
Then their nightmares will swim through the ocean to us. Don't lie to yourself, you know they can. They only stay there because it's a nice place for them to stay
The question I have is why would you want to return to a world utterly devoid of fantasy elements, where your body decays, where your life is pretty meaningless, in the first place?
I can't imagine anyone willingly returning to this world.
Oh God I'm in tears.
I don't know if from laughter or horror.
I usually tank, which means I would be thoroughly fucked in that scenario. Good for you, man.
>Gets banned from every building in a 100-mile radius of the town
Plausible. And with no one to control them, monster raids would occur.
God damn it huge horrifying-Australian-mobs raid nearing the hundreds of thousands swimming to other continents with hunger on their minds.
It's like Lovecraft paid ET a visit.
Not in a million years.
>pick it up to wrap around your hands
>it's full of spiders
No thanks Mr.Spider, I see your game.
Same god damn thing
>Barely anyone has ever heard about someone finishing that dungeon
>Mainly because the most of the parties that wiped there wouldn't dare to repeat the experience
>Some who did go there say that individual spider's damage is not the problem, but they have really powerful paralysis debuff and once applied they greedily crawl over you and drain the very essence of your life.
>They also say it's nearly impossible to cleanse it due to the amount of the spiders and how often they apply it
That's what single player games are for.
a) we aren't psychotic bastards who dont care about the friends and family we know in the real world.
b) if we can get out then we can probably come back when we actually are old. Elder tale would basically be our afterlife.
>God damn it huge horrifying-Australian-mobs raid nearing the hundreds of thousands swimming to other continents with hunger on their minds.
>It's like Lovecraft paid ET a visit.
So, like the BETA.
Almost exactly like the BETA, only they are even more horrifying.
Someone build a mecha for me I can't deal with this shit
I meant drop it in the sense of inventory dropping so you can use it as an item, not as equipment, unless you think a random item will give you bonuses to spider prevention...
>someone clears it with a full ranged party
>spends entire time kiting everything
>we aren't psychotic bastards
>who care about friends and family
Where do you think we are
>probably come back
It probably wouldn't work that way, that's too convenient
That can't be far off, what with technology advancing at mach six and such.
It's too much.
Mmh, yeah, I can see that, but it'd be a one in a million-ish case, I suppose.
>Be a fire-specialized Summoner/Scribe
>Clean the dungeon with other wizard friends
>Make a map of the safest routes
>Earn a fortune by offering services as an escort
A flame-breathing mecha.
And then ET became 40k.
I'd welcome an escape from a horror such as that even more than I would right now, but that's just me.
I fucking hate kids.
You forgot a bunch of frost-specced classes to keep them the fuck away from you. Aoe seems really limited in this game.
Full miko/kannagi/fuck you party, deploy barriers, kill all the spiders by smashing them against the ground.
>But they can climb
Make it like Monkey Ball and dash for the end.
>A flame-breathing mecha.
No, I just know that there is one fucker in the middle of the mob that absorbs fire because the devs are dicks. They always do that.
Reminder that some australian spiders can fly
THEY STILL HIT YOU
EVEN IF THEY DEAL NO DAMAGE
THE SPIDERS STILL PHYSICALLY CONTACT YOUR BODY
NO THANK YOU
Shit guys, we killed 299 of the spiders but the last absorbs fire! What do we do?
but the barriers
Reminder that right now, in Elder Tale, a parent and their child are both desperately looking for the way out to get back to each other.
And they're trying to retain their memories of each other, in the meantime.
>Special australia event during dusk time
A kind reminder that fire tornadoes actually exist in australia in real life
plus the barriers might not prevent the application of the paralysis.
What, they never friended each other?
It's a flaming spider now and it's grown several feet from the flames it has eaten. Also it now has an egg sack.
What the fuck is wrong with Australia?
Why do people live there?
You didn't mention this part.
Oh god what if the scenario for that shit was something along the lines of
>oh hey this room looks fairly safe
>your party moves towards the centre
>suddenly, a cutscene
>camera moves to the ceiling
>hundreds of spiders start crawling down the walls, some just randomly falling down from it all over the place
>escape routes are sealed off
Why would she when you can just talk to him/her in the house?
wtf is waifu and wtf is /a/?
I guess /who isn't a thing in LH.
If you look at their history they didnt have much of a choice
(photo is fake)
(they just use a balloon)
(some tarantulas jumping and literally throwing shit)
Nah, bro. Nah.
It didn't have it before. It had an orgy with the dying spiders while you were setting stuff aflame(note. if spiders are big enough they can actually scream at you) and now it's got a new generation ready.
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
I'd imagine this (returning to the old world) to be the final conflict of the series.
I am pretty sure that some of the characters will marry and have kids since this is a confirmed possibility, would be a huge tear jerker if it ended in a sad route.
>the spiders finally defeated, the party moves onto the treasure room
>there are strange fleshy things on the walls, ceiling and floor
>someone pokes it with his staff
>one bursts and thousands of tiny spiders swarm towards the party
>others begin to burst
I would legitimately take lag over dealing with this and just play on another server
what is going on in this thread?
Fucking australia. Why do people live there, again?
I think i'd be more mad than sad
>No venomous spiders
>Just TRILLIONS OF DADDY LONGLEGS
>someone pokes it with his staff
who has this low of an iq
You don't know much about arachnids, do you
>Get out of game
>Have to do it all over
ah crap, i mistook daddy longlegs for the ones i have back home
the one with a round body and long legs
>who has this low of an iq
Oh, it would happen. There is always at least one of those dumb fucktards.
>who has this low of an iq
Now I'm convinced it would be a dungeon with phantasmal-tier drops
So many legs and it can't even scratch itself?
Arachnids confirmed for low tier.
Every time I think about spiders my body starts itching all over.
God I fucking hate spiders.
yeah, i think those are the ones thanks
I always feel bad when i have to kill them or destroy their nests
You guys are such pussies. If I was on the Aussie server I'd have a pet spider
I'm sorry I gave some of you spider-fueled nightmares.
Possible, but still, they'd need at least two or three people to keep using those, due to cooling times.
>Fighting off all monsters with fire based magic and attacks
>Suddenly an explosion in the center of enemy lines
>Fire-absorbing giant spider
>Special Australian Event happens
>Guilds propose a special "everyone stay the FUCK in and lock everything" event
Horrifying, but yes. Things worth this terrible danger would HAVE to give you Phantasmal-tier items.
You won't when trillions are walking towards you ready to sap your life energy while you're paralyzed.
>implying you wouldn't be its pet
>Not being summoner and contracting a bug queen
I could summon hundreds of millions of spiders and become king of Australia...
Presumably the whole being cold after getting blasted in the face with freezing temperatures would last a bit though. Coordination of snares could lock everything down forever, in theory. Assuming AOE snares exist at all, I mean.
>Things worth this terrible danger would HAVE to give you Phantasmal-tier items.
It would be cool if one of the drops was a spider-silk harp, to summon a giant pet spider to carry you around. It would be cheaper than the Griphon summoning flute, even though it is newer, because those that clear the dungeon don't ever want to see spiders again.
>someone else does the same thing
>australia turns into a SVS zone
spider vs spider
>Get special familiar perma-summon
>It's a fucking spider girl
Three Chambers of Horror
>In first room you fight centipedes
>Second is snakes
>Third is spiders
Snakes are pretty cool actually.
centipedes, on the other hand
Oh so you and all your spider buddies can climb into my inventory and make a nest there?
I know your type Mr. Spider, you ain't fooling me
And then the Australia server was shut down for crimes against humanity.
fuck you im more scared of centipedes than spiders
>Everyone becomes a spider summoner
>Australia becomes covered in spiders
>The last remaining humans unleash the ultimate weapon against them
can WOW WOW be associated with doges?
No, go away.
I kinda want US server during prohibition era
>shitty tumblr maymay
no, go away
>Tiny fish monsters that enter your urethra
From what we know from the Greatest Party Ever story about situation in US it most likely is during prohibition.
No. Now piss off.
Joke's on you I don't have an urethra.
House centipedes are pretty cool too.
When we talk about these sorts of things, we're mostly talking about the ohgodgetitaway tropical and australian varieties.
I bet you could make a nice WW2-era strike witches universe server.
>at the end of the Dungeon there is a treasure room filled with loot
>part of the loot are several orbs encrusted with jewels
>Adventurers pick up their loot after complete a dungeon designed by Satan himself
>take them home or sell them at the market or just leave them in their inventory
>a week later they hatch
Mostly if it has more than 4 legs, I want it away from me.
Even things that have 4 legs I want away from me.
Even cute kittens and puppies?
I can imagine the US server being something like Fallout.
Yes. I hate pets.
You sound like me.
I take it you just don't like being touched at all?
Why /a/non? Im all curled up now
>Turns out the orbs were a part of the dungeons meta-event
>Lack of raid bosses in the dungeon was fishy
>What hatched were jewel-encrusted raid boss class spiders.
>They grow at immense rate and jewel armor grants them 80% magic resist
>you just don't like being touched
Completely serious now. No joke. I mean it.
This is legit a sign of possible autism.
Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was in physical contact with someone besides complimentary handshakes.
Nah, I think it would be better if the spiderlings got together and made a giant spider in the middle of the city because magic. If you manage to kill your spiderling, the end result gets weaker.
Man, that is ridiculously adorable.
And if you like being touched you are a dirty slut.
What about that flying fortress, guys? Any progress?
Because fuck Australia.
Dude, calm down. He's there to eat the silverfish that are eating your manga.
Let's employ a couple thousand dwarfs and make it happen
Because FUCK australia
I'm not nearly as bad as that. I get a little quirked by random people. I'm ok with friends and shit. Animals are alright, but I don't really want one of my own.
Grills are not ok, unless they know me.
Oh yeah, and any bugs or buzzing noises near my ears make me freak out like a little girl. I literally start running. Seriously, fuck bugs. I would like the outdoors without them.
Yeah, I don't particularly enjoy being touched, but let's stop shitting up this thread with blogfaggotry.
>the spiders have taken over the land
>they form an alliance with the bee swarms and giant hornets
Welcome to the Australian server Anon. Nowhere is safe.
Move to the far north and you don't have to deal with many bugs.
What is wrong with you guys?!
>the last remaining bastion of civilization is a small village protected by the Emu
>the only playable characters are Emu
>the only friendly NPCs are Emu
Funny how that works. Would you think the servers would work like that in Elder Tale, or do you think they would troll the shit out of the Adventurers and have a Blizzard-style recolor variation that lives in the colder climates? Nobody would be safe. Nobody.
Hahaha no way Anon.
It's safe up the north. There's no way bugs go up that far, you know? Don't be silly. They wouldn't do that. I know they wouldn't!
I am waiting for the possibiliy of the main characters having a family.
It will be adorable as hell.
I am extremely scared of them
Just think, you log in and get accustomed to your regular climate. You wake up in the middle of the night, hearing creaking. You open your eyes to see a massive frost spider on your ceiling, slowly creeping down towards your face.
You panic and kill it, not realizing it was a queen carrying tons of tiny little spiders. Not just any, the extremely venomous kind. The slow kind that kills your muscles from moving. And you have to feel the tiny little spiders crawl all over you and slowly eat your body as you are helpless to move and slowly fade.
You respawn in a cathedral, goosebumps all over your body and mentally scarred. You've just lost memories and gained some traumatizing ones instead.
It's okay Anon, you won't have to fight those mean centipedes the size of buses. You aren't Australian.
Wait...would there be...drop bears
I would kill myself until I forgot.
Don't open this, anon.
>commit suicide until you forget it
Ha, I win. Fuck you spiders.
Sounds like some shit out of The Mist.
That scene gave me too many boners. Especially when the guy's getting eaten by the giant worms.
I've been waiting for that image. Delicious.
>open that gif
>feel something on my leg
Why do you do this?
H-H-Hey guys, how about w-w-we forget Australia exists as a server...?
That's what spiders are for. Centipede apologists pls go.
>death erases your earliest memories first, to the latest memories get erased last
>keep killing yourself just to forget about the spiders
>lose your identity in the process
>finally forget about the spiders
>you're just an empty husk
It's not on your leg Anon, don't worry.
It already crawled under your skin.
I've never seen The Mist. I just made it up on the spot.
Real ones are scarier.
Don't worry, when I was looking for it, I also felt a sting on my leg.
SAO was a fanfiction with a gary stu main character,
The only thing Shiroe has going for him is that he's intelligent and knows how to utilize people well.
Also, SAO was about an online game, Log Horizon is about an alternate universe that previously was just considered an online game.
I knew I was right not deleting my GJ-bu folder
>I've never seen The Mist
Don't anon unless you want nightmares and dick move ending.
>deleting the GJ-bus
Why would you do that?
I didn't delete it okay
That poor scorpion ;_;
>there is a bug king event on the Australian server like the goblin king event on the Japan server
>bugs of various species unite and swiftly conquer all of Australia
>they use some captured humans to figure out how to build ships
>nowhere is safe
That's centipede is just going to hug it. With all of its legs
>Be a Summoner
>Summon only bugs and akin to the battlefield
>No one wants to PvP you
And, for today, I experienced being a little girl and let out a yelp.
Wait, how is Akatsuki a lower level than Shiroe considering she's been freaking out non-stop about not being strong enough to be considered suitable for Shiroe while Shiroe has been spending his time working on Council matters every day?
Can you level doing paperwork now or something?
>Also, SAO was about an online game, Log Horizon is about an alternate universe that previously was just considered an online game.
And yet Elder Tale still works more like an actual MMO than any of the games in SAO.
Am i the only person that doesn't like a monk class in any game ever? I really just cant get behind them
Now paladins, there's a real manly class
She only start freaking out about it after book 5.
During this time Shiroe is already raiding.
Give me a hug onii-chan
>Outlaw bug based combat
>Bring in teams of sorcerers to firebomb your bugs from a safe distance
Only good option.
She's been standing around guarding the NEET princess as well as shiroe nonstop. She doesn't have as much training time as you think.
I tried playing as a Monk once, it was kinda boring.
Paladins? Aw yeah, now you're talking, brother in arms.
Paladins are the best. What kind of humongous edgy faggot do you have to be to not become a glorious warrior of the Light?
>after in-game decades of playing.
That depends if the same time ratio holds. Even 24 years in the game, which would be quite a long time, would only be 2 years in our world.
While your relationships and job would have moved on, I think your family would be going and happy to have you back.
>mfw I love Tera online, but the classes are shit, and there isn't even a paladin class.
I think you're wrong there. Druids are clearly the best in all games, what sort of cock sucking donkey fucker doesn't want to be a champion of the natural realm?
Treehugger class. What are you, 15?
Mmh, yes, but since you don't seem to age, it could take more. Still, I agree, family-wise you should be fine, but the conversion from DATABASE to real life would take its toll somehow.
As I've said, I'm on Chaos iRO, trying out a Mage, but... It's too damn boring to level. Too squishy.
And there's no real purpose, you're a mage. Alright, cool, you explode shit up. It's fun if you're in a party, and I have nothing against it really, it's kinda fun at later levels too, but...
It lacks something. Something the Paladin class delivers really damn well.
Get the fuck back to your leaf bed.
This too, but that's probably because Mamare is a better writer.
But otherwise the setting looks like it's going to become increasingly fantasy based as time goes on. Especially when you have things like Goblin training camps teaching war tactics.
Don't be such a pussy LH thread
>trying to catch it
Haha, fuck that nose. Smash it with a stick from a safe distance. Or go get a bb gun.
I have a phobia for spiders, I can't help it. Fear is all I feel when I see one.
I fucking hate it when I have to play a spider level/cave/dungeon in a video game too.
We should lavaorb the entire continent from our flying fortress.
But they're kawaii as fuck
>giant spiders riding on the backs of giant wasps attack our fortress by the tens of thousands
I hear you anon, I hear you loud and clear.
>Playing Skyrim for the first time
>Find a nice cave to explore
>Typical monsters and robbers inhabit it
>Reach a lower level
>Hold breath and just hack away at everything without thinking much about it
Spiders have feelings too
I agree. Every time I see a spider every fiber of my being screams out, "IT IS THE ENEMY"
And I'm sick of you fags trying to convince me otherwise. This isn't an opinion, it's pure physiology for me.
We die like men by setting our fortress on fire and ramming it into the contient. Then we all use /suicide and respawn somewhere else so nobody ever has to go back to that hell.
Actually, for one, I'd try to defend it.
They're flying, they'd have to reach us first.
>Not using fireballs at a distance
>Not transforming the sky into a huge bullet hell game with them
I think spiders are a little badass to be honest,
Like something you'd use as a heraldic symbol to express how people shouldn't fuck with you or your house.
Quit posting spiders in the LH thread. Go to /b/ if you want to make a spider thread.
We should install some sort of deadman-switch that crashes or blows the fortress up anyway. If we fail to defend, these vile beast would command a flying fortress. No server would be save.
No spiders edition pls
Dear Lord you're right.
>flying fortress populated by spiders suddenly appears in the skies of your city
>screaming women and children panicking everywhere
>thousands land all over the city
>no one is safe
I hate spiders.
I really do.
And at the same time, boner, stop. Stop. No.
... God damn it.
Isn't there a giant spider under Akiba right now?
New thread, someone. Please. No spiders edition.
The greatest thing about living alone as an adult is being able to shoot spiders in my house with a shotgun.
I am never fapping again.
I'm going to go clean my penis with a metal scour now.
In the sewers, a big white spider. I remember Mamare mention it
They shelved World of Darkness like three or four months ago.
Cute spider girls are fine, really.
What I hate are real life spiders.
God damn it a huge white spider would be terrible.
Imagine a chapter where it just gives birth to millions of tiny spiders that crawl to Akiba.
I used to be more scared than I am now, but that fucking Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios. That giant spider right in your face, then they take a picture of you. I wasn't ready.
Kitty cat is middle age
I imagine it is like Digimon
I want to pat her head
Shit hasn't even hit bump limit scrub
Oh such nostalgia, grinding for hours while fucking around with people in ventrilo.
Shit game but god how I loved every minute of it
this, even the brs stopped playing. All that is left is pinoys and nolife fags who can't let go of they childhood so they jump from private server to private server every month.
Man, these threads make me crave some curry.
you know, the gold you get from those chests.