What are elves good at?
and blushing while having their ear tips nibbled
don't forget the complementary uguu~ moan
Carpentry and weaving
Bread, chainmail, and daggers mostly.
Making hybrid children.
What are futas good at?
Being cute, hugging, kissing, holding hands and multiple other consensual, gentle and lovey-dovey things.
I'd suck her dick, if you know what I mean
You lost me.
>tfw you will never have a cute slave elf
As much as I enjoyed OC, the correct answer is still >>100648158
I'd rather have a cute elf wife.
My elf slave would be cuter
I would let her fuck me in the ass, if you catch my drift.
Archery, herbalism, healing, singing, and despite their soft features they're pretty ferocious.
Maybe, but mine would be my wife and I'd love her more than anything.
They're supposed to be DFC
>you will never embrace an elf from behind, your crotch gently pressing up her ass as you tug her elf ear lovingly, whispering to her ear about the lewd things you will do to her tonight
I want to flick her ears
This guy gets it.
Archery, arcane and nature magick, trackin, herbalism, living in magical USSR(applies to basic DnD/Pathfinder version).
Sucking my dick.
I want to get raped by an elf.
Thanks for the mental image of a overweight asthmatic neckbeard getting creepy with some poor elf.
The best part about elves is their long history and well established culture
Just picture it, a slender, shapely elven woman embracing you from behind, whispering in your ear about how she'll teach you all about their millenium-spanning history all night long.
I want a lewd elf to try and seduce me, only to be rebuffed by orcish neckbeardlyness.
That'd be a pretty interesting night.
Elves are good at most things, except hand-to-hand combat.
That thing in the OP isn't an elf though. It's a half-elf, which is an abomination. A very cute abomination.
We're talking about reality, not D&D.
What, are you trying to say elves aren't real or something?
Well you had to go and ruin it.
Dark elves a worst.
I like white ones more but I also like brownies too.
Okay, then elves are good at being element of folklore and fantasy genre, while not existing.
when are we getting the h-anime adaptation of this again?
Elves are every bit as real as your waifu.
But anon, my waifu doesnt exist too.
Congrats, anon, you're the only one who got what I thought was a pretty obvious joke.
Also, elves are for raping. Raping. R-A-P-I-N-G.
What else if not dicks?
>tfw no decent Outbreak Company doujins
I REALLY HOPE WHEN YOU SAY DECENT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ROMANTIC VANILLA LOVE FOLLOWED BY HEARTFELT PROFESSIONS OF UNDYING AFFECTION AND A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?
How do I rape thee? Let me count the ways.
I rape thee by foot and tounge and stick
My hand can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the holes of your pelvic floor and ideal tits.
I rape thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I rape thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I rape thee vigorously, as they turn from Praise.
I rape thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I rape thee with an erection I seemed to lose
With my lost mind, --- I rape thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but rape thee better after death.
He mean most likely rape and NTR.
Of course, Myusel is a pure angel that only deserves some sweet vanilla.
Being a vanilla romantic is suffering.
>Wanting to defile the delicate elf maid
It's a difficult path, anon, but it's the only path.
>better after death
Bravo, good sir.
Yandere Elves are best Elves.
Think about it. Even when you're long dead, she'll still love you.
She'll destroy the whole world, just to bring you back and have you in her arms eternally.
Thank you. It worked out that way, surprisingly well.
Sasuga the English, I guess.
Elves are good at magic as shown in >>100648860 depending what kind of elf you meet they will have different boons. Such as a wood elf would be good at archery while a drow is able to spawn spiders from her vagina
Also, the picture is a half elf not a full elf. Half-elfs are useless and usually mules.
I would love her tenderly.
That's a marketable skill.
nature and stuff
I still don't get why the ears make me want to love them so much, though.
I mean it's just pointy ears but it looks so perfect.
Well with demon girls you get all the benefits of delicious ears to nibble on without the guilt of worry about nature overcoming your common sense and giving in to the biological imperative to rape elves.
Plus dat laugh
It's not in my nature to rape elves.
It's in my nature to love them.
Anon, you may personally find raping elves abhorrent, but it is a natural biological function.
It's like fapping. If you are very strong willed you can hold out, but for most people sooner or later they are going to give in. If you really loved elves you would spare them your lustful ravagings by placing yourself at a safe distance and relieving yourself with a more than willing young demongirl.
Hell you would be doing the demongirl a favor by helping her maintain a high level of mana.
Do not attempt to justify yourself with human nature or me, anon.
I have never wanted to rape and elf, and I will never. The very thought of it disgusts even my most base, instinctual me.
My penis cannot be happy if my heart is not happy. And my heart is not happy if a cute elf isn't happy and enjoying herself.
Spare me your mutants and outliers
>panties under garters
Now that's what I call asking for it
That is awful.
Cease thy lewd behaviour at once.
>Daughter of Demonlord
HER BLOOD IS PURE
TAKE THAT BACK OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL GET VERY VERY UPSET AND THEN FRUSTRATED
Okay okay, jeez, her blood is pure.
I'm just saying not all demons have pointy ears. So telling that guy to fulfill his pointy eare-based desires on demons is, well.
If you are going to nibble the ears, you may as well nibble the ears of the finest quality.
Fino ear, none greater
Although Misuel ears look very delicious
Damn straight, son
I wish I was a cute elf girl.
If you ever become one would you let me [X] Touch pointy ears?
I wish I had an elf servant I could abuse.
What are dwarves good at?
Anon, that'd be basically marriage.
You'd have to take responsibility.
NO BULLY ELF
>Everyday on /a/; Monstergirls, Elfs, Magical worlds, hero's, herione's, great motivational speeches, friends, companionship, real love, fluffy, daring adventures.
Why does real life suck so much.
>NO BULLY ELF
It's not bullying if I own her.
You don't own people anon.
Especially not the cutest kind.
If real life didn't suck then all those things wouldn't exist.
Literature in all its forms is just one big escapist dream.
>My face when my cute chocolate elf in Oblivion
>She's got a witch hat and has an adorable face
That's why I gave up on it. I could make a blog telling you about all the amazing things I have done in my life, but even then these stories are better.
I've got a cute chocolate elf in Skyrim.
I wish I had done her white, though.
Are you saying if you were rich in a land where elves were commonly enslaved, you wouldn't buy an elf?
She's only mine, anon.
Besides I'm a bit embarrassed.
I'd fight for elven liberation.
I want to see, Anon.
I'd buy an elf girl and immediately free her and adopt her.
In every goddamn elves thread.
Depends, could I 've her cooked and served as a meal to my guests?
No I would not. I would parley my wealth into political/popular/religious influence and work tirelessly to emancipate the Elves.
Hopefully winning the heart of one, but even if that didn't happen I would be able to live the rest of my life content that I had accomplished something of worth and value better the world and enriching the lives of countless
And you know what?
That would be just as good as having delicious ears to nibble on.
Please? I'm sure she's cute.
Because rape is only okay if it's an Elf.
Even if it is socially acceptable, does that mean that your contience would be able to rest easy with the knowledge of what you had done?
I have done some bad things in my life anon. Things I really really really wish I could take back. I have never raped anyone, but with the guilt I feel over the things I have done I am fairly certain I could not live with myself if I did, and would probably lose it or kill myself.
You're human trash
Elf threads without rape are best threads.
But then how does that make it an Elf thread without the rape?
With cute elves.
Because it has Elves, you dunce.
I bet she's a qt.
Who says we have to act like a bunch of retards and post the same shit all the time? Why can't we think for ourselves and decide that pure love and consensual ear nibbling is much more satisfying than a quick fap and then feeling disgusted with ourselves after?
Scenario: I have an elf slave. I give her fairly light household duties, treat her mostly well, and 'pay' her quite a lot of spending money plus her own private room. However, I require that I can use her sexually in any way I want or I'll sell her off, almost certainly to a human nobleman who will treat her like trash.
Is this okay, /a/?
Post her /a/non! For us!
>Not taking responsibility and marrying your pure elf waifu
Where is the female Orc raping male Elf hentai?
I need this right now.
So, Vanilla or Caramel?
Being perfect waifu material.
Caramelves are best elves.
When elves droop their ears like that it gives me a heart boner.
I want them both.
Shit, this is a tough one...
Caramel has slightly bigger bust so that one
I love both a lot.
But if I had to choose, I'd choose vanilla.
There are some people on /a/
That actually believe it is okay to treat your elf waifu like property and sell her off when you are done instead of slowly winning her heart, and freeing her to see if she chooses to stay with you.
>thinking that rape would pleasure your victim.
In the end you're still forcing her to have sex using a carrot and stick approach. It's still a step better than physically abusing her, but I hope you don't think of yourself as the nice guy here.
where's that light source coming from?
>I'd fight for elven liberation.
Me too, I would do so by buying lots of elven slaves and treating them like people. Like cheap work force, but still people.
I just can't into dark skinned girls
Nothing against them I just don't find them attractive at all.
I love her. I want to love her tenderly in bed and show her a good time.
Give her a Stockholm syndrome? You magnificent bastard!
Chocolate elves all day erry day.
From my dick.
Damn, I love that little pink cardigan thing. Looks comfy as fuck.
I get off on abusing elves, I just want to know /a/'s opinion on this specific type of slave relationship.
Hey as long as you aren't raping her it is okay in my book. She chooses to come to you.
Is that not bliss you see on her face?
Oh god, this is now old /tg/.
Would you a centuries old elf who knows nothing about the world but wants to be your onee-chan though she's harboring feelings for you?
ghatdamnit, this comic always makes me chuckle
>That actually believe it is okay to treat your elf waifu like property and sell her off when you are done
My two issues with this are
1) She's my servant, not my waifu
2) Why would I ever be done with her, she's an elf
i want to put my wiener in that
The only acceptable bully target are pudgy loli druid maids.
Owning people is wrong. It is okay if you plan to free them and you are just dragging your heel while you woo them though.
What if she refuses to be wooed? Can I keep her indefinitely?
No, you're trash.
UGHH this thread
Does anyone know what the tags on SP are for a vanilla consential romantic love?
No eventually you free here because it is the right thing to do. And you give her enough money to get where ever she is traveling to safely and comfortably
The real question is, would you a naughty chocolate christmas cake office lady elf?
I can't even begin imagine the amount of sexual harassment fines I would have
It's strikes me as the normal/average way to treat a slave, there's nothing special about it. Essentially you're treating her like a pet that you can have sex with.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to take the moral high ground here: I'm just saying you're not the "kind hearted slave owner who treats his slaves like equals" or any such crap.
Personally though if I could afford to keep several slaves I'd make sure to keep the ones I have sex with separate instead of fucking the one that does my laundry and/or cooking for practical reasons.
Would marry in a heartbeat
Okay I don't into sadpanda much
But am I missing something here? Searching Elf and love is giving me massive amounts of shota, not the romantic love of a pure elf waifu that I want.
/a/, would you rather a world where elves are arrogant, cold, and free, or a world where elves are kind-hearted, friendly, and enslaved?
Well I don't really like it at all.
I'm not going to tell you what you can and you can't beat your meat to, but I honestly can't get off to any slave/unwilling relationship, I feel like shit.
I want one where they're arrogant, lewd and enslaved.
Would save then fuck as payment
I could live with that. Slave elves suffering, but still trying to smile would be too much.
>>elves are kind-hearted, friendly, and enslaved?
As easy as clubbing the seals.
Arrogant, cold and free.
I just can't, anon.
What about willing servant / maid, like OPs pic, Myusel?
She has some sort of legal protection however flimsy.
Why would elf dressed like a nun?
Elves are automatically better than humans because elves are just humans with long pointy ears. Long pointy ears are more expressive than short stubby human ears, and if they can be moved around at will they can convey all sorts of emotions just by the tilt of their ears. My logic cannot be disputed.
I find it strange though that humans can naturally perceive ear positions as emotional signals even when humans themselves have no prominent ears.
Night Elves would like a word with you.
Elves have souls too
We used to be able to wiggle our ears, I still can.
I don't like it if it has any sort of abuse, anon.
I could accept it if it was a S&M relation but I still wouldn't get off to it.
I like pure elven love, anon, the one I will never get ;_;
It's a parody of Ragnarok Online. Priest(ess) class outfit resembling the nun.
And ofcourse The elven ears are just ornament.
inferior elven gene
(not Ogre, but superior Orc)
Do you guys know in which videogames can I play as a cute elf?
The more customization the better.
>The elven ears are just ornament.
The purest form of elf love
I want to be an Elf's sadistic jailor.
Dragon's Dogma, bonus points for making a qt elf pawn that calls you master the whole game
That is not okay you double nigger
I want you to be loved like that. You'd be the perfect cumdumpster slave.
But they aren't really elves, aren't they?
No, they're Daevas, but you can make an Elf in the characterisation panel of the character creation.
I know the Anti-Yuri will squirm But I might as well just post it.
No one must know my secret, anon.
The real issue is why the fuck do elves have Pocky in a fucking forest
Cute elven magic, anon.
Human settlement at the edge of the forest.
How long until they rape these elves?
The female residents, obviously, not the males. That would be gross.
This fucking thread
My purity can't stand much more.
Your what, anon?
Slaves aren't waifus.
You say elves aren't pure creatures?
You should know better, knave.
If this thread keeps up something might happen to me.
>apron on suit
I-i thought these were my anti-fetishes
how could you break them??!
Drow will fuck anything that moves.
>aprons and glasses
Wow, your taste is shite
It's the power of pointy ears.
To be pure you'd have to like vanilla above all else and accept that men and women from any species have a right to be happy with each other by unforced mutual consent.
I came to /a/ to escape white knighting darnit!
I have no problem with that.
My problem is with people that use that as an excuse to do things to kids and animals under the justification that they must be consenting because they didn't say no.
With an asexual, fat old men hating, Elder God dragon lord safely watching over.
>m-muh raep phantasis
as long as she's not a virgin when you bought her it's okay
if she's a virgin pls marry her
>Implying fat old men can't be more interested in love and comfort than sex
no bully anon
I want my elf waifu to be real /a/.
I'm very sad, really.
They are too good for this world
As long as Majima doesn't fuck around with his "daughters" he's cool with him.
Can I go to theirs, then?
As much as I love elves i don't think i could marry one what with them living exponentially longer lives. I imagine that would really complicate things.
That's why you keep them as a sex slave, instead.
Nigga that wasn't my image.
Is it really bad that I recognize that as Ragnarok online?
>You say elves aren't pure creatures?
You say you would protect such lowly creatures, you race traitor!? HERESY!
I think we could use a little bit of subtext.
Well, you could buy Mermaid blood.
wheres that dork with his elf oblivion waifu?
Is raping elves heretical?
Did the same artist do these two?
Good heavens. Someone sold her too small skirt
Yes, shooting them or purging them with flamer in the other hand isn't.
I suppose so.
Okay, that midriff....just no
Honestly, she's not even an elf.
Is this some elaborate ruse?
What about raping them, then killing them?
>not being 80 years old and dying of a heart attack while you fuck your elf waifu who looks 20
It's like you're a faggot or something.
Are songs about Elves acceptable too?
Cause I have a lot favorited on Youtube.
Would elfs make good wives?
Are you an asshole?
Why would you do that to her? Knowing full well she would have to live on with your memory for ages.
Dying while doing something you love isn't a bad way to go, I'm sure she'd see it the same way.
Imagine the personality of a deredere Christmas Cake Onee in the body of an imouto.
That reminds me of one Rune Factory 3 comic, MC dies and disappears while his elf waifu looked away.
I want the personality of a cute grandma in the body of a slightly older lady.
Of course anon.
I always imagine elves as being cold and unfriendly, not in the "i-it's not like I like you or anything" meaning, but actually cold, but when around someone they care they are gentle and loving.
>not attempting to become an immortal so that you can stay together forever
>not being ready to sacrifice everything for her and your continued happiness
>not becoming a lich
>not noticing that your lust for immortality drove her away
>being in denial and thinking that she betrayed you
>not caring that your alignment went from TN to NE
>not caring that you became a monster during your quest for immortality
>actually liking it
>ending up as another evil overlord
>getting killed by your half-elf kid
This all could had been avoided, if you only had done the right thing, and never started a relationship with her. But you didn't, probably because you lacked balls to do so. Did you really think that the relationship between two of you wouldn't end up in tragedy, mate? This is why you shouldn't had a long-term relationship with someone who will end up outliving you.
then let me ask you this.
Would elfs make good daughters?
>not teaching your half-elf daughter to be the best evil overlord ever
Do elves mature at a slower rate too? You might get lucky and wind up dying before she gets old enough to abandon you and go out to get raped by other men.
"Master? MASTER! Wake up please."
You feel something warm strike the corner of your cheek. How long have you been drifting off? You open your eyes. The light is harsh and is a reminder that you don't have much time. You see Myucel's face above you. Into her every feature is inscribed confusion and loss. Her tears, small crystals, are falling in profusion now.
How much more time do I have?
"I am still here Myucel," you rasp, each lungful of air slivers of pain as you speak.
Her face breaks into a smile, but her tears continue to fall. "Master must not go to sleep. Master must not leave me. I will never forgive master if he leaves her."
Your gaze drifts across her face. How many decades has it been? How long have you stared at this girl? All those years you have spent together, all the love between the two of you. You still regret how stupid you were when you were young. How your childish hobbies completely blinded you to how pure and strong her love was. It had taken you years to finally accept it, but when you did there was nothing in your life that could compare to the simple joy she brought you. Even though the rest of the world shunned you for it, you loved her. No matter what hardships you faced, she always faced them with you.
But now it was time.
>You might get lucky and wind up dying before she gets old enough to abandon you and go out to get raped by other men.
Dat sum funy sheit
>not making a suicide pact with myucel
You know you won't last long, you know that when you are gone she will be alone for the first time in her life. Her Family is long dead, her friend gone. You are her last link to the world of the living, and you are going to fail her soon.
There is only one thing left you can do.
"Myucel, come closer," you whisper. You struggle to lift your hand to her face. That perfect, unaging face still as fresh and young as the day you met. As your hand touches her cheek she redoubles her crying and cups it tightly to her skin.
"Myucel, I want you to make me a promise," you force yourself to smile though the pain you can't make this any harder on her than you have to. "Myucel when I am gone I want you to find someone." You gasp for air.
Is this it? Has my time come? No I must finish this.
"What, what is it? I will do whatever master wants, as long as you doesn't leave."
Why does she have to make this so hard?
"I want you to find someone Myucel. When I am gone I want you to find someone. He has to be strong, and brave, and gentle. I want you to find someone who will love you as much as I love you."
You can feel it. This is the time to go.
"No I don't want anyone but master, do go, don't leave me." The last words leaving her mouth at a scream.
"Myucel, I lo.."
>Myucel dies of grief after Master's death
Why the FUCK would you do this?
do elves with big noses exist? Truly both of my biggest fetishes in one place
Sounds like she's going fuck up sooner or later and spend the rest of her life as sex slave in some brothel.
They do ON TUMLBR
I don't get it.
On the one hand, hey, you're a pretty good writer.
On the other hand, what possessed you to make this you fucking sadist?
>not going transhumanist and putting your soul in a phlytrachie (? whatever)
fuck dying, I have an immortal (or close to it) waifu!
Huh, yeah, being a lich would suck for retaining an (LG) elven waifu
Well, in the Outbreak Company scenario with Myucel, I'm certain a life-rejuvenation / immortality treatment will be available in Earth near 2080~2100
So yeah have fun cuddling with Myucel using your cyborg graphene body
>Is raping elves heretical?
No, that is what god intended us to use them for
Your elves are basically T'Pol no?
that reminds me of that Lodoss story where Deedlit talks with her arch-rival the Dark Elf Duchess in the far-future and implies that she has forgotten about the Hero
But Deedlit is always been a whore isn't she?
Years spent on /tg/
It's one of their fads to draw giant discolored triangles for noses.
>Deedlit forgets about the gar hero, Parn
>Pirotess is the one and only eternal priestess of the ETERNAL GOD-KING OF MARMO
Meh, Ragnarok Online was the universal game over here, everyone smart and rich enough to have internet plays it
Weird, I'd assume you'd have something against knifeears if you were a fa/tg/uy
No I really do love elves, and I haven't been a fa/tg/uy in a long time. I left when the mod ran off all the other writefags.
But most of my old stuff is still backed up on 1d4chan and I do the occasional thing on /a/
/tg/ is tsundere over elvenkind.
That's why their first response is to rape them
and then to help them
and then to rape them again
What about half-elves?
The part that makes you want to rape them in the half that was left out. All that is left is the pure love part.
What the fuck is a hielf
Why are they so cute?
I want to meet an elf in a forest being threatened by the wildlife, save her and then travel together with her, one night sparking love in our tent and go on adventures together, seeing the world while holding hands.
One day we'd settle down in a peaceful village, raise a family and live a peaceful yet happy life.
Reality is so cruel.
being disgusting subhuman scum
High elf numbnuts
An elf who smokes on magic weed all day
pretending to be raped
Take your pick.
I've never seen anything draw a distinction between an elf and a "hielf" before.
I wanted to make a snide comment, but this thread is civil so I won't. Elevens aren't very good with fantasy and lets leave it at that.
High elves are taller, (like, 7 feet tall), slender to the point of being alien-like, more in touch with magic and often even more racist.
>not marrying Aryan High Elven women and have super-Aryan descendants
with proper eugenetics a new race, free of imperfections of human race and slowness of elven race, can be borne and rule this world!
What are some shows were you actually see hybrids being born?
And twice as rapeable?
>often even more racist
Not even joking that is exactly how it works. The high the rate of elven purity the more rapable they become.
That is why Half-elves are for tender cuddling, and High Elves are for Orc pregnancy farms.
With "more in touch with magic" I mean
>can warp reality however they want
If you treat them nicely they might just transform you into a little girl.
>If you treat them nicely they might just transform you into a little girl.
Why would anyone want that? You can't rape elves if you're a little girl.
How do you rape somebody nicely?
I need tips.
I'm sure you could find a way
We little girl here
>betraying your humanity
>fucking inferior subhuman scum
>not superior human master race
>and often even more racist
would quest with
If you really sweetly love a high elf and have a child with her, do you end up with a regular elf?
Holy shit what disgusting tits in the last panel
Prove me wrong faggots
>fucks everyone but the drummer
>the drummer is you
sounds like shit to me
Both, at the same time.
Too bad there's no good show about Angels.
Ah, Irina. Didn't care for her in the LN but loved her in the anime. Hoping she gets a volume soon.
Angels are far lewder
I wish Irina had more screentime, even if she is just a self proclaimed angel.
Good fucking taste you have there. Shame it took a while to develop. It was basically the opposite for me.
Elves are purer. They don't always want to be raped.
Angels always want to fug
Well it is true.
But won't that like, taint their blood line? Niggers breeding with whitey is a pro from the niggers point of view.
Why the fuck would elves want half human children that will only live for a few centuries at best?
Lookit all that edge, mang
According to DxD at least, the angel babymaking process is stupidly pure.
Her volume is coming out this year.
I love that suit has a specific place for cameltoe
No I'm not. I'm an elf. Now explain to me why elves would want to interbreed with inferior humans.
Along with Ross' and Xenovia's?
I will keep my hopes as low as possible.
Where is your image from, by the way?
Pros: High affinity for magic, Long lives
Cons: Lower birth rates, lower constitution
Pros: Breed like rabbits, Average constitution
Cons: Lower affinity for magic, Shorter lives
Honestly it is a perfect match. Every so often humans "introduce" fresh blood into the Elven gene pool and keep it healthy and vital.
Tits or GTFO
Angels don't fuck for procreative purposes.
Rape free zone
because how else are you going to know the pleasure of having your womb pried open?! bwaka!
Well that's convenient, too bad nobody told Mithos.
Explain to me why humans would want to interbreed with inferior elves
Yeah, Rossweisse's comes out in a month, then Irina's, and then Xenovias. That image is from one of her side stories that might eventually be translated, but not sure.
Longevity, magic, sex appeal and increased faculties.
I mean if they wanted Elves could breed with Orcs for that High constitution.
>Ross' comes out in a month
Seriously? Where do you get these dates?
>volume 16 not finished translating
Wait elves can rape back?
Tasty chocolate. I wish there were more dark elf vanilla in this world.
Do you even Monmasu?
My limited understanding is that being cummed inside is elf kryptonite.
That's why they prefer to rape you with their ass.
No. Is that like Monmusu?
Shame it's a lesbian
I check the author's twitter and blog on occasion for any updates. They also updated the page for volume 17 on Kadokawa's website and it's the same day the art book comes out. Also, translation of Life 4 was just finished so all of volume 16 should be done very soon.
Somebody draw me a picture of a human sperm fertilizing and elf ovum.
I like to use my imagination.
Yeah fuck my bad it is 0621.
>drew me a picture
>I like to use my imagination
I wonder what that feels like for an Elf.
I imagine it feels like bird shit raining down on your cervix.
I apologise for the typo, but why do you need a picture if you like to imagine?
>If you treat them nicely they might just transform you into a little girl.
I thought they'd do that if you try to enslave them they'll transofrm you into a little girl?
Or are you supposed to enslave them and have them teach you to become a magical girl?
That wasn't me that asked. I just felt like a petulant fuck since anon called me on my typo a few posts earlier and felt like doing the same.
Issei's fetish for oppai is so pure that it transcends mere fleeting carnal desire and enters the realm of truly transcendent love. Because Issei's heart is so pure he is able to fondle an angel's tits to his hearts' content, popping them in and out of his mouth and rubbing his filthy demon meatstick between them but yet it is not lewd for in his dragonic breast burns a nigh-divine spiritual love of the oppai, of its form and function and feel and taste and essence. Truly, if God exists then he would adopt the form of a giant pair of breasts, breasts that burst forth from empty nothingness and their heavenly milk nurtured the beginning of creation.
Because humans are superior.
But Angeloids are all DEAAAAAAAAD
If you take a look at most fantasy settings, the only thing that humans are usually better at is the fuck they can out breed almost any other race.
The ones that can't out breed humans are so low scale on their development they can be dealt with.
Saved for the next DxD thread.
I hope Irina shows off her new babymaking method in her novel.
>ALRIGHT, Heaven's top scientists, I have a job for you!
>What is it? Reforging a broken holy sword? Creating a class system for our angels?
>No, even harder! How can we get Irina to fuck Issei without her falling!?
Elves: Conservatives like plants
Humans: Every generation has a paradigm-change
Also, is there any story on having an Elven waifu in modern world? Ala Monmosu... Outbreak Company is good, and that JSDF bringing his demigoddess loli waifu to the Diet was awesome too, but I just want to see a modern man romancing with an elf in Akiba
>Elves: Conservatives like plants
I don't think plants have political positions
Wow that is amazing reading comprehension.
Even without the obviously dropped comma you still managed to get it backwards.
Anon I think we both need to go to sleep. My eyes hurt, and it is day now.
What of Nephilim?
My meaning was that Angels do not reproduce sexually. They are produced by god.
When they fuck Nephilim are a consequence, and not a good thing.
There's always the reset button, anon.
What are you talking about those fucking tulips are worse than wall st.
Don't rape elves
You can't tell me what to do
With elves is rape too. They deserve love.
I think you accidentally a word
does anyone remember that manga about an elf coming to the human world done by Tenkla?
To be honest, I'd like to actually play a game where you play an elf (male or female is probably irrelevant) who gets captured.
>Embric of Wulfhammer's Castle
Damn, that is one of the funniest games I have ever played. Maybe it's time for another run.
>tfw the only scanned outbreak company doujin features a fat, bald, faceless man in a wifebeater fucking Elbia, Miusel, and Petrarca
Sometimes, Japan. Sometimes I wonder about you.
Are you serious?
Are you seriously serious right now?
Why is this allowed?
Maybe they're catering basement dwellers
What's going on in this thread?
I was just asking for your sauce.
I wish I knew. It's drawn by AMP, I think. Untranslated, but basically, this random fat bald faceless guy (in a wifebeater, I swear to god) has some weird magic on him that makes him look like Shinichi to other people, and he wastes absolutely no time at all in having sex with the three main girls.
I KNOW there are other doujins out there. I've seen some of the damn covers on pivix. But nooooooo. Like 95% of the doujins scanned from C85 are either KanColle or Touhou.
In all fairness I do enjoy staring at Shimakaze's butt, but why the fuck can't they just scan a nice on where Shinichi hugs Myusel? Why does it have to be a fat fuck in a wifebeater? Why? Why is it always the fat guy in disguise?
At least, once his disguise is dispelled, the lizardman arrest him and the girls demand more sex to (the original) Shinichi.
>[70 Nenshiki Yuukyuu Kikan] Elven Bride
>But now it’s finally done! This doujin is about a Japanese guy who while on a UN mission in Scandinavia meets an ancient snow elf whom he marries and brings back to Japan. Yeah. Although, the story is somewhat shoved to the side by the gorgeous art.
They're good at getting gangbanged is my anime are any judge.
I want to kneed them together like two different colors of putty into a depraved amalgamation of milk and chocolate elf.
Dawn of war is a great game.
Shame Eldar are like shit-tier space elves
Arcane archery, AKA the best form of combat barring anything gun-related.
I've always imagined they could imbue polearms with special effects too, althogh I haven't seen this done in fiction nearly as often as I had hoped.
Mmhhh.hhmmm. Real interestesting, sweet cheeks
Think of charging a KARASAWA in combat, now imagine it with a longbow and you yourself are charging it. Motherfucking ADVENTURE right there, just on its own.
Why are they awfully weak against dicks? Not waifu material.
I want to fellate elf ears so badly.
Stick my tongue in every little crevice and run it along the edges whilst cuddling her tenderly from behind, fingers interlocked, listening to her wimper in pleasure.
But what if we are properly married but she becomes a slut every time i give her the D?
>Also on 360
If it's musyil I definitely want to hug her!
Fuck elves man.
They want to destroy the towers and destroy all of existence.
Orks are best waifus.
Look who's talking a zionist.
Would it hurt if I cut the tip of her ear with scissor?
Why don't you try it on your ear. And you would know the answer.
...try that with your own ear. Post results
self test mind.
no, subhumans dont feel pain
>Have elf slave
>Treat her nicely, but tease her all the time
>Let her come to school so she can learn
>Make her wear an egg vibrator on low all day
>When she comes home, pull it out of her gently, all the while whispering into her ear how she was looking forward to the moment it comes out
>Ask how her gym class was
>She explains that it was a swimming class
>"Did you take it out?"
>She says "n-no, I hid it i-inside..."
>Ask "inside where? You need to be specific."
>She looks away and says "my suit..."
>Gently move her face to mine by pulling at her chin
>"That would've been visible still. Surely you had a better place to hide it."
>Her flustering gets too much, and she's on the verge of tears
>Pat her head and pull her close. "It's alright, I'll stop teasing you now. Why don't you go take a bath, relax a bit, and then make some dinner? I'd like to eat your food again."
>With a nervous yet happy smile, she agrees
>Walk in on her bath, just to mess with her a little
>Poke her gently when she's cooking just to hear the surprised moans
>Enjoy a nice dinner for two, possibly watch a movie after
>Tell her good night as she goes to sleep from exhaustion.
They are not related to humans
Wow, what a queer.
1. of a lower order of being than the human
I think I was half asleep on the Soccer Episode... but was it revealed that Petralca was half human half elf?
> Superior magic affinity
> Superior touch with nature
> More gorgeous design
> Can live for like a thousand years vs. laughable average of 70 years with few lucky living maybe 120
Lower in what, exactly?
What? What the fuck are you smoking?
Why can't more people be nice to their slaves?
Any girls would be completely adorable with their reactions.
they're hideous beasts
enjoy reproducing slower than fucking tortoises
Not enough teasing and sekkusu
Because slaves are technically property without rights, not people. The only kind of person who takes care of their property is also kind to other people, with some exceptions (/v/ for instance).
What, walking all day in a state of not-orgasm, then being playfully bullied until she sleeps isn't enough?
>you will never spoon an elf
No, seriously - look at their fucking ears, must hurt if they bend it back or forth
That's torture anon.
All you're doing is triggering her unwilling desire to breed and then refusing to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
>What, walking all day in a state of not-orgasm, then being playfully bullied until she sleeps isn't enough?
Stimulation without any real action for long periods becomes very uncomfortable. That's why PGAD is not cool to have.
Get a clue anon.
i sure remember that it was revealed after the soccer episode that she had blood trace of an elf
If the empress was a filthy half breed, the empire would be up in arms.
could they turn me into a cute elf girl?
Congratulations you have absolute shit taste and no argument at all.
Elves are superior to filthy humans deal with it.
Well it's a slave! And a elf slave on top of that! You can do whatever you want with those foul things.
I don't see how they'd be any more sensative to bending than normal human ears
Check out this ignoramus who knows fuck all about elf ears
why would you want that
so I can get lovingly raped
You'll be lucky, you're just another breeding sow now
I'd lovingly rape you anon
So I can find a cute chocolate skinned elf girl and engage in forbidden love.
You're a joke, Santa
Holy shit man, I can't even express how hard I just hnng'd
oh look a species traitor
Fuck the whole lot of you obnoxious, lustful, wretched creatures I want to become a magnificent indestructible dragon.
Reincarnation don't fail me now.
I just can't believe Myusel dominated this thread.
Name a better elf.
Yes, I can
Not getting a second season ;_;
Finally. a decent thread with good taste and not the madokashit we keep getting everyweek
This amused me to no end.
Sssssh. Don't ruin the mood
I think I'll masturbate to elves today. Whether vanilla or rape, I don't know. I'll call it the elf roulette.
It's much more likely it'll be rape, though
>half elf half orc
I don't want to picture that monstrosity.
It would just be a slightly muscular green elf, anon. Ugly things don't exists in fantasy unless they are evil. You know that.
Would you a..?
Something like this.
There's already been a half-orc half-draenei.
> H-how does it look, anon?
Only if carnival music was playing in the background.
Oh. Well. I stand corrected.
I've seen plenty of elves in anime, and even a fair number of dwarves and orcs. But have we ever seen other fantasy races like halfings or gnomes?
Caramel with white hair
Mithos is suffering.
mana ramp since 1993
>female dwarves do not have beards
That is fucking disgusting it is fucking gross how dare they fucking show such abominations it's absolutely despicable to show such absolutely disgusting imagery without a single warning that this show was made by absolute retards who wanted to ruin every fucking possible thing they could this is worse than a thousand 9/11s and holocausts combined it is so fucking putrid OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING I GUESS FUCKING TWO BOMBS REALLY WASN'T ENOUGH THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE WIPED OFF THE ASS OF THE EARTH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST FUCKING TERRIBLE THEY CANT EVEN GET ONE FUCKING THING ABOUT A DWARF RIGHT THIS ENTIRE SERIES IS RUINED AND ALL OF ANIME IS RUINED GOOD FUCKING GOING TO STUPID TURKEY TWAT SHIT HEADS GOD DAMN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO GET ONE FUCKING FACT NAILED DOWN I BET THEY'LL FUCK UP DRAGONS TOO WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR BEARDS GO HUH NEXT YOU'LL SAY THEY SHAVED THEM OR NEVER HAD THEM TO BEGIN WITH FUCKING HORRIBLE WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
What is this from?
How many generations of breeding with half elves does it take to get rid of the stupid ass ears?
They don't have beards, because they are Anvils
That isn't a fucking excuse even their axes have beards
A quarter elf usually only has a very slight point to their ears. IE your grandparent was an Elf
Once you're 1/8th Elf the ears are, usually, normal
Bearded Anvils then, dwarven Females
No, elves are shorter than humans in all cases. Take your disgusting wow shit and fuck off.
You dense motherfucker. Elves have been taller than humans in high fantasy for much longer than that.
Elves, and the numerous types of Fae they are based on, come in several sizes.
The most common being slightly shorter than humans, or slightly taller.
Due to the weird as fuck old legends Modern Elf stuff is based on, and how different things got mixed to make one thing, it varies from setting to setting.
In almost all of D&D elves are shorter than humans (on average).
In Tolkien there's only a few groups of elves that are considered a bit taller than humans and they are barely mentioned as such.
But yes, it does depend on the setting, however, this gigantic elf shit (7+ feet tall) is some WoW and new Dragon Age (not the old one) shit.
D&D and Tolkien are not the definitive sources of Elves.
And yes Gigantic elves are somewhat newer, but being taller than humans is not something new
As I said, it's because Modern Elves are a mishmash of dozens of different types of Fae from numerous sources, though mostly Celtic and Norse. So there are several conflicting things, that rather than being 'sorted out' just changed from setting to setting
Would you a boy elf?
>Elves have souls too
Prior to Tolkien's popular description of tall and thin elves, the universal notion of elves was that they were either pixie-sized or brownie-sized creatures - short. Tolkien's version gradually became the new popular depiction of elves but his culture for them had elves be generally haughty, racist, and well-predisposed towards categorizing other living things as being lesser.
Tolkien's elves also had no souls. That is explictly stated as Eru made humans as the ones with souls who when they died, had their souls progress into another unknown fate.
Some people say "It's not gay if it's an Elf"
But then I'm not big on Elves anyway, I like some, but not most.
Silly anon. There are no boy elves. Only elves
Stop right there, criminal scum!
Finally someone who has read the Silmarillion.
You can actually kinda say that humans were superior to elves because of the gift Iluvatar gave to them.
>has some weird magic on him that makes him look like Shinichi to other people
He took the ministers transformation ring after he lost it. You know, from that episode where he tried to cheer up Petanko.
'Transformation ring'? I don't remember any ring. The minister just put Shinichi's clothes on over his normal clothes and hoped that would fool her.
To the gallows!
Agreed. I just woke up and am going to leave pretty soon, but I would really enjoy reading it after the three hours I spent on Sad Panda last night hoping to find a vanilla romantic elf love story with absolutely no luck.
ELF EOL. Your elf being a very strong environmentalist, stabs you in the heart when she finds out you are a devout Republican Party member.
This is actually a thing in Tolkien.
Comment how it's sickening that she feels a sapient being, who she has emotional attachment to, is worth less than a couple of trees.
Also that she just murdered someone, the very thing she things "we" are evil for
Even D&D elves originally looked more like Santa's elves more than anything else.
Having delicious ears and needing desperately to be tenderly loved and protected.
This nigra knows what's best
Honestly is there really any other reaction you could have to elves and not be an edgy tryhard 13yo or a complete asshole?
Elves are a race that is specifically the target or rape from pretty much everything else out there. They are beautiful fragile intelligent beings. If that doesn't fill you with an insane need to protect and care for them, you have some issues.
this is fucking frustrating. Every time I think I found a story with an elf that is going well and everything looks like it is going to be a happy love filled consensual romance, somebody shows up out of no where and uses magic paralytic elf aphrodisiac and rapes her.
Why can't you be nice to elves Japan?
I'm pretty sure Tolkien's elves still have souls, they just go to the Halls of Mandos to await rebirth as opposed to humans actually dying and their souls going Eru-knows-where.
I got it from sadpanda. Otherwise google it.