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Hmm...so have you ever met anyone crazy in your life?
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no
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I've met a woman or two.
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I was going to make a quip about me being the crazy one, but I never go outside, so this doesn't work.
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Every single human being.
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Slightly schizo? Yes. Slightly retarded? Yes.

Willing to shoot you for being unstylish? No.
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>>10063627
The harmless crazy, like people who wander around asking everyone 'Are you from London?'.
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>>10063642
>I've met a woman

lol
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>>10063661
>I've met
lol
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>>10063657
lol wtf? I meant just nuts. Like "Better to stay away from that guy" crazy
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I consider myself a self-aware and harmless eccentric. I have met real-live crazy people (crazy as in severely mentally deranged) before.
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>>10063698
Borderline schizo fascist sickos that want to purge the land from impurities is the closest I can think of.
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My bisexual 11 year old cousin is batshit insane.
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I know at least four people who are using mood-altering medication if that counts.
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>>10063721
republicans you mean?
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>>10063708
Batshit insane bisexual lolicon?
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>>10063627
My ex-girlfriend... ugh, bitch thought I was cheating on her because I was busy learning for a mid-term... she ended up throwing rocks at me and my windows.
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The girl that I'll soon be dating is very weird...
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My friend's mother.. her mother fucking crazy man. Seriously.
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>>10063741
Well, I do not live in USA, and I doubt THAT many republicans patrol the streets and go on riots trying to find/punish anyone non-native.
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hmmm I once went down to a police station to get some papers when this random person calls out to me. When I look over I find this guy covered in blood hand cuffed to a table. he asks me to get him a coffee. maybe it was intimidation or just curiously but I went and got him a cup and sat down listening to him ramble in a kinda twitchy way about how shit wasn't his fault and how he was gonna make them pay. I didnt ask for details, just nodded and kept sipping my own coffee
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I've compiled myself an imaginary girlfriend from bits and pieces from all the animu characters I like. I talk to her out loud when I'm alone and in my head when I'm around people. I take her out on dates; movies, a restaurant, the park. I don't talk to anybody anymore because I spend all the time I can chatting to her. I go to sleep hugging a body pillow and pretending it's her.
But I'm still sane, right?
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>>10063748
Fucking lol'd
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The closest I've met to crazy was a mentally retarded man that wanted to trade watches with me.
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>>10063748
aren't you the same anon who said had a yandere girlfriend?
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I work for this old folks' home and there's this like 95 years old lady who's totally demented. Every now and then she starts screaming and repeating stuff she heard and this one time, i told her to say "BANKAI!" and she actually started to scream it through the hallway... At first i was like "whoops" but then i XD's. Am i bad person?
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>>10063926
you're my fucking hero.
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>>10063926
awesome
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>>10063627
I attract crazies like a fucking magnet. It's hard to go one WEEK without a crazy person talking to me because I seem to be very approachable and I actually have manners.

Shit sux, son.



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