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Hey /a/! Fa/tg/uy here.

I got this small problem of mine, my GM decided that we're allowed to use Homebrewed classes.
He likes Naruto, I don't know about you guys, but I'm not that high on the Naruto-side of animes.
Either way, I decided to throw him a bone and made a Shinobi character.
I got to roll on this fancy table and I got something called 'Rinnegan', -being an idiot- I took the bait.
So I got the powers of making something he calls 'Path's' (Zombies) that I can control and see through and whatnot.

I go about the adventure, kidnapping girls in my age and make them my dolls,
giving them personalities since my main 'me' is a shy little girl and this will be the way to develop her to a more interesting character.
Here's the kicker... The last time we played, the GM told me that the next time I pin girls with my 'Chakra-sticks',
I'll need to sit in a 'Gedo Statue' to function propperly.

What by the ninety-nine blades of Vaul is a Gedo Statue? Is there a way to avoid this fate?
Am I to be wheelchaired to an unmovable statue in the middle of the Town Inn?

Alternativly, point me towards and episode which explains Rinnegan, cause I didn't read the manual.

(Pic related, it's how I Rinnegan, apparently)
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Find a new GM with better taste.
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>>100622968
Dude, it's 2014. If you just Google Rinnegan and Gedo Statue you'll find pages where Narutards have painstakingly written down what happens in the show, along with references.
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>>100623508
Searching...
Maybe I just over-read it the first times I googled due to the fact that I can't understand the concepts.
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A) you disappoint me /tg/, you are supposed to lurk

B) we know jack shit of naruto, more taboo than FATAL here
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>>100623750
A)
I'm still growing my neckbeard.

B)
I did suspect it of being somekind of taboo.
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>>100623891
Then why did you make the thread?
I'm being polite since you herald the board that /a/ respects, but you are sounding awfully retarded.
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>>100624040
I wasn't sure, it felt like something you'd have the answers to, seeing this is the anime board.
I alteast suspected there to be one dormant Naruto-coated anon floating around, waiting for a moment to say: "AHA! I KNOW THIS!" and then call me an idiot for not knowing obvious shit.

I appreciate your politeness towards my degenerated mind.
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>>100624261
We have a softspot for you fatguys, but sadly all naruto fans have been purged.

Now go, your elfs won't rape themselves, and don't make threads without lurking, /a/ would beat up a blindman for lesser offenses.
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>>100624393
>Equips Wizard hat.
>Picks up Staff.
>Disappears in a puff of colourful smoke.

>"Thanks~"
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>>100622968
Tell your GM he's a fucking faggot, but you'll graciously play along by using the goatse guy as your Naruto character. He's actually from Naruto, we here on /a/ officially confirm it. Make sure to print out the photo to give to your GM.

I have no idea what a gedo statue is since I haven't watched that garbage in ten years.
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>>100625128
Speaking of fucking faggots, he played a Naruto character in one of my campaigns; he got way out of control, he also had somekind of eyes that could see everything.
Red eyes with 2-4 pupils or whatevs, couldn't even spell it on my damned GM notes, I went along with it, since I didn't want to come off as a jerk.

The problem is, I couldn't kill the guy! It just came back! Monsters cutting him right and left, suddenly, he's a log and now there's two of them and whatnot.
I'm not the GM that 'Rock falls, everyone dies', so I just kept throwing Kampfer-like moderators on him until he died, which he never did.
Had to lock him in limbo with a Souldrinker after he rage killed one of the other players with a... beam of light?

But god damn, I did learn that day, never let a Naruto based character into my campaigns.



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