Hello? Is this timeskip Mikuru?
I'm gonna take you home!
If it were timeskip Mikuru, those tits would be the size of beach balls.
DIS IS CHINA WOK!!!!!
You need a friend you can trust wont do anything to you? Don't worry, I'll be right there
Hello i would like to talk to
Osama.. Is he in?
Phone off now /a/.
I dont think so bitch
See you in 5D's bitch.
STILL DON'T KNOW THE SAUCE OF THIS HCG
Hello this is Yuki Judai student at Duel Academy may I speak to Kaiba because there's some fucked up shit happening at my school. Halp me!
sauce and rs of cg set please
No, kindly fuck off.
Well fuck you Yugi fuck you.
A little old but still funny.
this is Raito, how's the plan doing?
Hi light! what are you doing in this thread?
You just gotta love Death Note
Get off the phone, you... you... double nigger!
just wandering when you would show up sexy..
Raito! There you are!
shit.. hide! it's that stalker again..
Hai guys! Whatcha doin'?
raito: nothin.. nothin.. (ignore maybe she'll leave)
l: hey do you have any sexy pics of misa in there?
Nothing... I see. Sooo, why don't you come over here for a while, Raito?
Why don't YOU come here? I'm a buffet of manliness!
OH YES YOU ARE!
It's from NICE BOAT
Oh, but I can't. I love someone else
I can't I'm busy..
I would go there if you asked me..
Don't you cheat on me BIATCH!
This went from phones to death note rp
JUST AS PLANNED.
sorry misa but I don't love you, now fuck off
You will regret this
what did you say?
i have been on hold for too damn long.
Kyra, my name is L.. bla bla bla.. AAAAAARGHHHHH!
You heared me
you know i liek misas penis
You heard me
LIGHT , I keep trying to phone you
WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME
I'm sorry Misa, let's start over, you know I can't lose you.
I'm busy trying not to die.. Can't you tell?
Oh its always about You, you, YOU
WHAT ABOUT US
WE WHERE GOING TO GO TO PARIS
You're so hot misa..
Misa will forgive Raito, but he has to be kinder to her
i promisse ill be nicer to you..
now strip for me
Can I watch!?
Oh, He didn't tell you
Ever since you got into the picture , you've just been messing things up
I CAN LIVE FOREVER , You traded away half of your life span for some shitty eyes , ya dumb blond
I'm sorry to say , that lights MY BITCH
All of a sudden... But ok, Misa will do it for Raito
You're lying because you're jealous!
DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANOTHER WORD OR NO MORE APPLES FOR YOU
Can I have the apples instead?
Awesome thread is awesome. Needs moar archive
and yet the sauce is missing
He IS lying, right Raito?
of course he is.. now come, let's go to the other room.. we got business to attend to
you can have my apple, actually i got two.. its right here in my middle pants pocket.. come get then
Yes, let's go
now misa do it like you did the last time
with the steel pipe and the basket ball
I don't recall doing anything with a.. pipe or baseball bat