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Would you watch a Hollywood version of JoJo's Bizarre adventure?
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Samuel L. Jackson as JoJo
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If handled by a competent director, maybe. I don't know a lot about Hollywood directors, though.
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I wouldn't watch a hollywood anything.
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>>100616239
Only if the Watchowskis did it

They did a fabulous job on speed racer (kid was annoying, goes w/o saying)
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>>100616300
I'd rather a Will Smith.
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kai greene as Jondell Joestar
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Good luck with copyrights
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Probably not.
Gravity (Planetes) and Pacific Rim (Muv Luv) were terrible.
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Joseph is too sexy for 3D.
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>>100616302
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, directed by Werner Herzog

>asiszat Stand
Captcha agrees
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Ok I'm gonna pick up jojo, which subs do I choose. Options are:

GG - I can't take this show seriously so the goofy British dialog is appealing to me.
Commie - I hear the typesetting on the sound effects adds a lot to the show.
DmonHiro - no idea what to expect
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>>100616918
The manga
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>>100616918
DUWANG is best subs
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>>100616918
Used Dmonhiro to watch they were okay, but go read it first then watch it then read it again
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>>100616302
Tarantino
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>>100616431
Portraying Joseph would need some sort of emotion or acting ability.
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Wamuu played by Samuel L Jackson

AC/DC played by Vin Diesel

Kars played by Prince
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>>100617999
And the ones that need it all of them get beautifully sculpted fake abs and biceps to act with
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There already is
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>>100616483
>copyrights

Get the band members to play their characters, problem solved. rip dio
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>>100617999
>Prince
>Not playing Giorno
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>>100619615
Giorno by Christian Bale.
Still, any form of adaptation can't be on par with the manga.
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>>100616239
>Hollywood

Yosef Chaim's Kosher Adventure

>stroheim gets edited out and shown gassing 6 million jews
>ACDC is mexican
>speedwagon's actor is a jew
>opening scene is joseph lighting a menorah and celebrating hanukka
>suzzy q is a black woman who joseph marries at the end
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Hollywood Movies tend to fuck up a lot because they don't stay true to the source material. Also, the movie would be copyright Hell.
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>>100620125
>they don't stay true to the source material.

That's not the reason Hollywood movies are shit. It can be shit or good regardless of how close to the source it is.
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Fuck no. There's absolutely no way that would work. It'd be even worse than DBE.
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>>100620320
Then we must make a good movie studio.

>tfw no moneys
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>>100616918
Official BD subs, commie or nutbladder.

If you use GG you should kill yourself.
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>>100616918
DmonHiro is the most accurate.
GG is full of lolsorandom bullshit. Tired of these smug assholes putting in their jokes instead of the actual dialogue.
Commie I have no idea.
DUWANG Objectively the best, download and wait until episode 8 comes out. It's good until episode 3, where the subber gets bored and it just turns into 20-minute shitposting in Aegisub.
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>>100616239
It would be like QUALITY Hollywood adaptions such as Mezzo Forte and Oldboy. Pls no.
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Yes.
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>white side characters are black for no reason
>main character gets Asian love interest out of nowhere
>all the names are different because muh RIAA

Hollywood
Yes
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No but i'd watch a Bollywood one
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>>100616918
Muda Muda Muda Subs
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Who would play Dio



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