Delivery, Anon! Your package arrived! What'd you get?
Dakimakuras. Lots of them.
Anything but Asuk
Got a Shinji in maid clothes?
I mean... maybe
Can you put it in a box?
Thank you, I'll take good care of it.
Today's a holiday, no mail.
Can i have Rei Ayanami?
Thank you, ill take good care of her and give her lot's of love and happiness.
Do you have another for me? I need to find a leyline.
She's on her way. USPS Ground.
>your waifu will never show up outside your door in a box
>and say vroom vroom
Fuck. Sorry. Here.
Thanks, now I just need a crew. I've already borrowed some bunnies that were not being used. sadly.