>A beautiful young man with a smug smile and ambiguous sexual orientation will never call you ____-kun
I know I'm alive because it hurts so much to live right now.
Kaworu a shit.
Karl da best.
But that's okay, because I know, that in another life, in a rebuild of the chaos that is reality, he may love me there.
Never be too sure of that, Anon-kun.
Why is that faggot still getting posted?
>Karl da best
>You will never smoke weed with Kaworu
>Kaworu will never ejaculate in your boypussy
>You will never eat hamburgers with the Eva boys
I'd like to see him trying
>You will never cuddle with Kaworu's decapitated head
>You will never abuse Kaworu
>You will never pour hotsauce into Kaworu's rectum
>You will never eat Kaworu's intestines for dinner.
>you will never be kowaru's bride
>I know I'm alive because it hurts so much to live right now.
Why don't you end your life, then? No one will miss your daily shitty EVA dump thread.
>You will never shove beer bottles up Kaworu's ass
This is fucking cancer.
Kaworu isn't meant to be sexualized.
>You will never marry Kaworu, just to divorce him the next day, just to viciously lick up his tears when he starts to cry
>You will never cook and devour Kaworu's flesh
You call that an ass?
What's up with fabulous sexually ambiguous boys always falling in love of beta teen boys?
fuck off slut
This literally happens to me every time I go to a party with my friend.
I'm not letting this thread die!
>You will never teach Kaworu what masturbating is