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What's in your bag, geekboy?
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my death grips and brain bulimia cd
you won't like them
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M-My h-manga
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It's either a gun or I'm very pleased to see you.
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>>100610218
The vibrator I was gonna give you.
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>>100610218
Notebooks? What else would I keep in a schoolbag you dumb bitch
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>>100610254
>death grips
Which one?
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>>100610218
A smaller bag.
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>>100610345
no love deep web
all of them
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>>100610254
>Death Grips
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>>100610330
Textbooks, pens, pencils, calculators, lose leaf paper, folders, your lunch...
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You don't wanna know
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Y-y-you too.
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>>100610474
>your lunch
This isn't the '60s. Go to bed gramps
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Your limbs are about to be.
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Just a v-volume of Girls for M.
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How is she holding that pose? Wouldn't she fall backward?
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Doke, Onna
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>>100610218
uhhhh, you don't want to know?
>>100610279
That's your pants anon.
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>>100610218
My books and notebooks...
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>>100610592
>not having a strong sense of balance

No wonder you're such a weak geek!
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>>100610592
There could be an invisible wall behind her. That or a railing.
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>>100610218
Condoms. So when I drag you through the mud, your muffle remains clean. Be thankful. Stupid bitch.
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Big ass black dildo.Want me to fuck you with it?
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>>100610218

Whenever I see bitchy anime characters I can only see them mind broken and dumped with cum these days...

Ahh too much fapping I guess.
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You won't get away with this you shameless harlots, my father is an extremely powerful politician with ties to at least seven different criminal organizations. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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My bag holds the world.
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My dildos, I'm sure you don't want them so please let me leave.
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>What's in the bag, geekboy?
>pulls something out of the bag
>it's another bag
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>>100611050
Sure as hell ain't money in there.
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>>100611050
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7.92 Mauser ammo.

I want to shoot FG 42, if you know what I mean.
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just a wand of cancellation
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>>100610218
My clothes for the weekend, I'm visiting my Imouto who lives in another town with my mother.
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my vibrator, want to smell?
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>>100610738
>>100610769
No way, there's no wall or railing. She should fall over
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>>100611189
That would be an interesting topological exercise.

God I haven't played Nethack in forever
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Le premier sexe from Eric Zemmour, you retarded bitch!
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>>100611463
her tits are very heavy

they are made of metal
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A present for my waifu, G3.
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>>100611495
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>>100611463
Her foot is off screen. She could have hooked her heel over the railing.
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>>100611463
Did you miss her leg counterbalancing forward?
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>>100610596
You don't wear your bags around your crotch?
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>>100610218
Air freshener
You opening your legs is making the floor smell like fish!
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>>100611601
The railing is flat wood and too far away.
Plus, looking at the size of the stairs, you could just walk around her pretty easily. These bullies aren't very smart.
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>>100611849
The blonde is American after all.
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beta-threads threads are comedy-gold
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>>100610218
Please crush my balls.
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>>100610218
My unziped dick
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let me see. A ring, surface rt, a book on psychology, poki, vibrator, Weed, porn mag, 9mm mag, a shiny torchic, and lastly a plush dalek (which falls under vibrator).
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>>100610218
>hmm what anime is this
>google image
>upotte
>read premise
>mfw
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>>100612968

>Not wanting to watch a show where cute girls are guns
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>>100610539
>Not having a waifu who makes your lunches for you
wow what a huge pleb
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>>100610218
I wonder what her upper legs smell like
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Gun grease. Now bend over, I'm gonna make you feel good.
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Best bullies right here.
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>>100611601
Maybe her shoes have good traction?
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>>100613925
Not even.
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>>100614042
whoops, that was for >>100611849
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>>100614042
You have good traction.
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>>100613633
Gun oil
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>>100610218
Some duct tape, a bottle of lubricant, a knife, a bottle of chloroform and a set of rags and a large bag of candy too.
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>>100610218
>she tries to open bag
>It develops a huge set of teeth and bites her!
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I mean...if you REALLY want to know that badly...
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>>100614566
>no pills no dildos no gun
Are you in a private school?
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>>100611463

because bipods, son
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>>100610218
It's more dirty laundry for you and your goons!
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>>100610218
Elizabeth short
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It's a birthday gift for my perfect healthy raifu L85 but between you and me I could use a little bit of freedom in my life. Wink wink nudge nudge.
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>>100610218

I haven't got to my classes once in the last few weeks thanks to you idiots, do you do anything other than wait for me here? Do you even go to this school?
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>>100615477
>no pills
I make it a point to leave those at home, I don't need a high on the road.
>no dildos
Y-you only asked what was in my bag...
>no gun
Living in a concealed carry state is an awesome thing.
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Uh, books and binders?
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>>100611342
I think she's more likely to shoot you. After repeatedly stabbing you in the mouth with her bayonet.
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>>100611463
Just try to stand like this you'll see that there is no balance problem. But the entire weight with leverage will be on your knee and it starts to hurt my knee after like 4 seconds. So either way this position is stupid.
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What kind of beta allows themselves to be bullied by girls anyways?

Just tell them to shut up or suck your dick.
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>>100610218
M14 confirmed for best raifu
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Is this the new "hi faggots my name is john" pasta?
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>>100610218
nothing bitch
*stabs her friend*
haha now its your turn
*rapes her*
piece of cake...
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>>100610218
Your pussy
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>>100622332
My compatriot of African descent
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>>100610218
My Ph.D certificate in electrical engineering.
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>>100610218
A box of condoms, cause I'm going to fuck the shit outta you sluts.
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>What's in your bag, geekboy?
>uhh... n-no hablo
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>>100610218
>implying I couldn't just take out my dick out of my pants, grab blondie's leg, pull her panties aside and shove it in it and start fucking her raw
>other girl would get turned on by seeing this and hearing her moans in the mean time, standing there paralyzed and waiting for her turn

Seriously, why the fuck am I the only one who comes up with this?

And even if I wasn't in the mood, I could just use my superior male strength to bitchslap them with my flaccid dick so hard, that slapping one would cause her to fall onto the other one.
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>>100623894
Settle down geekboy.
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>>100623915
More like

>S-settle d-d-down, geekbo-o-o-oh-ohh!-ohh!-ohh!!!!
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>>100622332
Sure, of the 1930s.
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>>100624010
Made me laugh a bit more then it should of.
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>>100624010
Why would you cockslap a gun? Have you ever tried fucking a gun before? If /k/'s taught me anything, it's that putting your dick inside a gun is painful as hell.
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Thinkpad with gnewsense and a ton of dragon dildos.
You can't have any.
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>mfw all the people in this thread that have never heard of upotte
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>>100610218
40 lbs of pussy and ass
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>>100610218
A paper on motivic measure. Which is awesome, because motivic measure is a really cool idea and I'm going to explain it now. So, we want to measure the area of stuff, because area is useful. Normally, we think of the area as a number that represents the "size" of a shape. The motivic perspective is: actually, we should think of area not as a number, but as a class of shapes. Let's take polygons as an example because those are straightforward. We say two polygons are equivalent if they're congruent to each other or if one can be cut up and put back together to form the other. Given any polygon, we can cut it up into triangles, then cut-and-paste each triangle into a rectangle of width 1, then stack the unit-width rectangles together to form a single unit-width rectangle. So, every polygon is equivalent to a unit-width rectangle. From the motivic perspective, the area of a polygon is the class of all polygons equivalent to that polygon. But clearly, any two equivalent polygons have the same area, and we can recover the classical area by looking at the length of the unit-width rectangle in the polygon's class. And then you can do this with pretty much any geometric object you want and it unifies combinatorics with topology and stuff and it's awesome!
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>>100610218

>GUARANTEED REPLIES

Every time.
I love how defensive some anons get.
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>>100610218
A dragon dildo. Want to try it out? on me
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>>100625505
>defensive

About?
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>>100621462
I definetely want that
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Textbooks, PSP, phone, phone charger, transit passes, student ID, wallet and headphones, nothing fancy.
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>>100610218
>Oh, let me see here
>Pencils, books ohh and MY FIST

Implying we all wouldn't just try to push quietly past or turn round and walk away
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>>100610218
Yeah I'll show you something alright. Surprise!
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>Bag
its like I'm back actually going to school again
mfw 19
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>>100627931
dude
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>>100610218
Lets see...
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>>100627894
Shake dat head, thinking I give a shit about some preppy bitches.
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>>100628077
Gooby pls
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>>100610218
orphans
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>>100624117
>M-14
>1930s
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Just my 44 caliber you stupid bitch, now get out of the way before I kill you and your stupid dyke friend.
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>>100610218
My side arms. Wanna see?

Actually, would having pistols in your bag be the equivalent of carrying lolis in your bag in upotte?
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>>100629425
Submachine guns are the lolis. Handguns are baby fuck.
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>>100629425
>Cleaning pistol
>Push cleaning brush down the barrel.
>O-oni-chaaaaan! That doesn't go there.
>Y-your too rough!
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>>100627931
Who's hand is that?
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other pocket
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>>100629635
>Your
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>>100629959
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>>100629635
>New student at school for anthropomorphic guns
>One of the few humans students
>Lunch break
>Decides to clean guns on the roof
>Gets to work
>Group of flustered girls watching from the door
>"H-he's shoving the brush all the way in!"
>"There's so much hoppes..."
>Class starts again
>Everyone's blushing and avoiding eye contact
>Has no idea what's wrong
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>>100624182
PING
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Your underwear that I managed to coat with semen.
You're welcome.
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>>100610218
portable rape kit, complete with dna masking chemicals
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>>100613925
you posted the wrong pic

here she is
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In my bag is another bag!
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>>100626488

You tell me.



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