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Aomine is best kuroko
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That's an odd way to spell Midorima.
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>>100608023
Does anyone aside from you even like him?
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>>100608023
>Aomine can run basket to basket in the same time it takes Midorima to shoot the ball
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How well would those 6 do in the NBA?
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>>100607873
That's not Atsushi
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No, this is the best kuroko.
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>>100608333
That's not Akashi.
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>>100608344
>that scene where she's running in the OP
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>>100608077
>>100608111
>>100608333
>>100608344
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>>100608494
I could listen to this nigga talk forever.
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>>100607873
You got that right.
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>>100608308
You know that the writer of this crap probably has no idea about basketball at all?

One of any of these characters could outplay entire NBA Allstar team.
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>>100608494
Dad?
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>>100608700
I guess that's why I like it so much. It's retardedly over the top. Same reason I loved Baki
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>>100609001
I don't even consider this a sports genre. it's just another dragonball-ish superpower anime.

>OH MY GOD HIS HAWK EYE IS BETTER THAN MY EAGLE EYE
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Why is the new OP so terrible?
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>>100608077
I do.
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>>100610340
Because it's a gay love song.
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>>100610340
But the new ED is great
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>>100610340
I hope we're getting at least a better video.
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Kagami a best. Prove me wrong.
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>>100612623
Done.
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Kuroko is the best Kuroko.
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Does anyone here know where the Maji Tenshi Kagami originated from? It annoys me, but maybe it won't if I know why...although I probably won't believe it.
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It's incredible how the best Kuroko still hasn't been posted.
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>>100607873

He's a fucking panther
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>>100612918
You're a shit.
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>>100608023
>Green
>best anything
Good one, anon. Reminder that Green is only palatable when with Takao.
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>>100612861
Awh yeah, that was a sick ankle-breaker he put on Aomine
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>>100612861
The only kuroko shittier than him is Akashit.
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>>100610340

Because it isn't Can Do by Granrodeo.
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>>100607873
Do they fuck?
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pls stop bullying
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>>100613101
Aomine only likes girls with big tits.
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>>100612623
Indisputable fact.
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>>100613101
No. But Green and Takao do.
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>>100613101
Your point?
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Why does Midorima tape his fingers?
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>>100613101
>>100613222
I would Momoi's Momois.
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>>100612861
Worst kiseki, Best satellite, second best team after Seirin.
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>>100613590
Of course you would.
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>>100613590
>that hotsprings episode with Momoi and Rika
>Rika getting flustered with Momoi's big tits pressed against her

I have an enormous breast envy fetish and that episode was not good for my blood pressure.
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>>100613539
Autism. He wants to preserve his sense of touch so he can be as accurate as possible.
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NTR confirmed
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>>100613812
You know, Midorima does display some characteristics of autism pretty heavily.
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>>100613903
So does Kuroko
So does Akashi
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>>100613903
>>100614161
The Generation of Miracles was just a basketball team at a school entirely for autistic people. Naturally a couple of them turned their autism to sports and focused on nothing but them and got really good.
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>>100614331
>implying there is anything autist about yellow
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Why does Rita's dad want to fug her
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>>100614423
>adding -ecchi to all your friends' names
>not autisitc
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>>100614514
>Rita
>Rika
Who the fuck
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>>100608700
>has no idea about basketball at all?

He does know. Don't be retarded and read the thing.
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>>100614514
Because she's a cute girl. Why wouldn't he?
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>>100614802
it s his d aughter u
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>>100614823
>not having an incest fetish
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>>100614663
He doesn't. Makes highschooler characters with inhumane abilities beyond level of the best players in the world.

i.e.
Midorima striking three pointers like its nothing. Not even Larry Bird would hit fullcourt threes unless he would get full lucky.

Aomine, crossing everybody without giving a fuck, exploding faster than a fucking Kyrie Irving and Derrick Rose combined.

Taiga dropping bombs and jumping higher than a fucking board. COME ON THAT'S NOT EVEN RELATIVELY FUNNY.
did I mention the bullshit Kuroko pulls?
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Rank the generation of miracles from most autistic to least autistic
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>>100614937
It's a Weekly Shounen Jump manga. Calm down.
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>>100614937
The whole purpose is exaggeration. You either like the crazy stuff or you don't. He's not aiming for realism.
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>>100615053
That's why it's not a sport anime.
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>>100614937
I have to ask, how new are you to these things? Your complaints are extremely silly.
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>>100615076
Most sports anime aren't realistic.

That's why they're adapted into cartoons, not live action.
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>>100615108
I have to ask you, how do you claim author does know anything about basketball, when there is no basketball in the series?
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>>100615076
It's not like it's Inazuma Eleven or something man.
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>>100615076
>it's not a sports manga because I don't like it
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>>100615188
>it's not sports manga because there is no sports
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>>100614937
When I want to watch realistic basketball I just turn on the TV.
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>>100614937
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>>100615148
Exaggerated Basketball does not mean it is not Basketball. This is not even close to Captain Tsubasa levels.
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Aomine is mid tier
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>>100615188
Slam Dunk was a sport manga. Kuroko is more about magical sport.
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>>100615299
Let's kick a potato to a net and call it football.
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>>100615299
No man. SlamDunk was "exaggerated". Kuroko goes beyond the exaggerated line.
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Do you think Seirin's coach bribes other teams to throw the games by sucking their dicks in the locker rooms beforehand?
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>>100615353
That doesn't make any sense.
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>>100615382
Opinions. To me "beyond exaggerated" is when you destroy the net (and part of the wall behind it) with a mid-field shot.
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>>100615436
Neither does calling Kuroko a basketball themed series
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>>100615353
You mean footpotato.
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>>100615310
both are bullshit
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>>100615511
Why are you so upset over silly powers?
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Anime is not realistic because Japanese people do not have colorful hair and aren't pretty and are all short and bad at things except for suicide, masturbation, and looking the same
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>>100615605
He's probably new to anime.
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>>100607873
>>100608023
Kise isn't spelled like that.
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>>100615511
>Calling Kuroko's Basketball a Basketball themed anime is silly
>Not only is the word Basketball in the title, the anime is about a basketball team and basketball is featured in literally every episode.

This is a new level of autism.
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I want her to stick up that kendo sword in my ass
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>>100615310
Slam Dunk was a good SoL without needlesly forced drama.

Not a good sport anime though.

I could only wish Free had better plot, because it actually developes a realistic swimming theme based on both emotional level of the swimmer and the swimming itself. No bullshit superpowers inbound.
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Eventual dub when?
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>>100609103
>HAWK EYE IS BETTER THAN MY EAGLE EYE.

I never really got that. Eagles have better vision than hawks. Even of you didn't want to be a total nerd about it, eagles are bigger and stronger, so it doesn't even make sense in a symbolic way.
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>>100615766
Now you're not even trying anymore.
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>>100615742
>calling that thing they play in Kuroko a basketball

Now that is way beyond a regular autism. You should call the news.
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>>100615766
I don't even know what superpowers you could construct around Swimming.
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>>100615491
>Opinions
In Slum Dunk we have high schoolers dunkin.

In Koroko we have kamehameha passes aka ignite pass kai, people shooting 3 pointers from the entire gym and people with special eyes.

Don't get me wrong here, I like them both. But Slam Dunk was exaggerated. There is no way Kuroko is on the same level of Slam Dunk when it comes to magic and impossible things.
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>>100615884
>implying highschoolers can't dunk

That is not the problem in Slam Dunk dude.
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>>100615808
I just thought it was silly to name these abilities at all. It sort of breaks the fourth wall for me.

Yeah, named abilities are as old as Mt. Fuji, but still, it just felt forced where it didn't need to be.
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>>100615952
>But Slam Dunk was exaggerated. There is no way Kuroko is on the same level of Slam Dunk when it comes to magic and impossible things.
This point still stands.
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>>100615855
Being able to swim underwater for extended periods
Sminning very fast
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>>100615884
>There is no way Kuroko is on the same level of Slam Dunk when it comes to magic and impossible things.

And when did I said that
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>>100616010
swimming*, even
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>>100616017
Oh don't pretend to be retarded.
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But, his skin is dim.

>>100609001
Kamarad!
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>>100616010
Swimming fast wouldn't be a problem as long as it wouldn't be like above olympics level.

On the contrary Kagami already has higher vertical jump than any NBA player in history.
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>>100615855
Being able to stay underwater for over 3 minutes, formless/unorthodox swimming form, quick starting jump, huge palms and feet, etc.
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>>100616128
That is easily fixed.
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>>100616163
>huge palms and feet
Teppei swiming when?
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>>100616010
Boring stuff. You would have go PoT tier and have them skydive from somewhere and create tsunamis that stop the other players.

>>100616017
I'm not pretending anything. I stated that, in my opinion, KnB does not go over the "beyond retarded" line.
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>>100616158
>suspend disbelief
>enjoy magic basketball manga
I play bball and I like KnB.
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>>100616112
No one ever said that. Kuroko is exaggerated =/= Kuroko is exaggerated on the same level as Slam Dunk.
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Why is Teppei such a faggot?
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>>100615854
Just because superhumans are playing it doesn't mean it's not Basket. It more or less follows the rules and everything.

It's like saying Akagi is not playing Mahjong because he can read his opponent's mind.
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>>100616249
So am I along with regular swimming.
I'd still prefer Free with its nonsense drama crap just because it's realistic.
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>>100616348
Why would you expect realism from anime? Why are you even here?
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>>100616348
Free was absolutely unbearable to watch, dropped it halfway through. No amount of realistic sport can make me sit through that trash.
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>>100616414
>implying there aren't realistic anime
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>>100613163
>Aomine only likes girls with big tits
How observant.
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>>100616348
Well each to their own then.
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>>100613658
>worst kiseki
Sure.
>Best satellite
I'll allow it.
>second best team after Seirin
Ya lost me. Coach is okay, but I can't remember anyone else aside from the dude who occasionally asks yellow to set him up with girls. And hyperactive rebound guy, maybe? Was he from this team? Either way, Kasamatsu is only thing stopping them from being total shit, so there's no way they're second best.
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nba player comparison
Kuroko=Ricky Rubio
Kagami=Blake Griffin
Aomine=Lamarcus Aldridge
Atsushi=Andrew Bynum
Shintaro=Klay Thompson
Ryota=Stephen Curry
Seijuro=Damian Lillard
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>>100616287
He's aiming for Coach. Can't be a faggot.
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>>100616444
I genuinely cannot think of one. For that matter, there are few enough that are more realistic than Basugay.
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>>100616529
Whos MJ?
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>>100616529
>implying Atsushi is bad, because Bynum is prolly worst center in the league.
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>>100616222
The "when did I said that" was you pretending to not understand my meaning.

Anyway, if shooting 3's from the entire gym and getting it right every time is not beyond retarded, then what would be? Shooting 3's from the other city?

And why are you linking to the wrong posts over and over again?
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>>100616444
The ratio of exaggerated anime to realistic anime is like 200:1.
At the end of the day, anime isn't something you look to for an accurate representation of every day life, you watch it to be entertained.
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>People complaining about superpowers
But real basketball is pretty boring
>Hey guys, this blue-haired kid is like 5'6, we should exploit the defensive missmatch for easy jumpshots
>Woah! This Taiga guy is so tall! No wait, he's not because it's Japan so he's about 5'11.
>Amazing layups! True warrior spirit!
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>>100616735
I don't watch it to be deceived by the title, tags and the main theme telling me it's gonna be a sports anime.

And then I get DragonBBall
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>>100616735
No shit sherlock.
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>>100616729
>Anyway, if shooting 3's from the entire gym and getting it right every time is not beyond retarded, then what would be? Shooting 3's from the other city?
Never watch Inazuma Eleven, you would lose your shit the first time a soccer ball destroys a building.
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>>100616631
>Whos MJ?
All kiseki combined.
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>>100616729
>was you pretending to not understand my meaning

何?

>Anyway, if shooting 3's from the entire gym and getting it right every time is not beyond retarded, then what would be?
I already said what is my opinion of "beyond retarded".

>And why are you linking to the wrong posts over and over again?
Happens.
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>>100616864
Well do your research before watching something next time, you crybaby.
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>>100616911
>any of the rainbow faggots
>liking girls
I can see Aomine fucking anything that moves maybe, but the rest? Fuck no.
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>>100615977
It's not like tĥey don't do in real basketball. Skyhook, Tear Drop, Eurostep, Fadeaway, etc.
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>>100616864
It's your fault for being retarded.
The fact that it's a shounen should've tipped you off.
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Valid complaint
>I don't like KnB because the basketball is too unrealistic.

Invalid complaint
>KnB is not a sports manga because the basketball is too unrealistic.
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>>100617042
Pretty much. Can we get back to electing best kroko?
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>>100617020
And how is shonen being linked to superpowers?
I might be retarded like you are, but I'm pretty sure there are a lot of realistic series considered to be shonen.
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>>100616905
What I'm trying to say is that Slum Dunk exaggerates about basket. Kuroko doesn't do just that, it goes into the magic tier.

Sure, the magic may not be that strong to destroy buildings, but it is still magical, is it not?
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>>100616662
Bynum is a knucklehead like atsushi but can be a top center if he wanted. He was All-NBA just a few years ago.
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>>100617101
Because it's aimed towards kids. Most of the time realistic won't cut it, there needs to be a lot of shit happening at once to keep the readers' attention.
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>>100616992
Yeah yeah. But that's official info.
Faggot.
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>>100617101
>there are a lot of realistic series considered to be shonen.
In Shonen Jump? Like what?
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>>100616911
I believe Green wants a GF that is exactly one year older than him. Might be some superstition that I don't know about.
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>>100617168
And then he cracked his knee playing fucking bowling. Dumbest baller ever.
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>>100616965
Ok, so if you were not pretending to be retarded, then you were just retarded. If I were you I would stick to the "pretending" thing, it looks better.
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>>100617020
There are plenty of shounen sports anime that aren't nearly as bullshit as Kuroko. Pretty much anything by Adachi, for examble.
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>>100617337
He just says older girls, no specific age.
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>>100617337
Maybe he wants a lovely Onee-san.
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>>100616911
>I like girls who won't bring me down
Yeah right, I bet he's a fucking masochist.
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>>100617346
There are exceptions. Jump for the most part isn't known for it's realism though.
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>>100617516
The way you lacked arguments and just resumed to call me a nigger made me laugh.
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>>100617096
What's there to elect?

Blue >>>>>>>> Rimfire > Kuro > Green >>>>> The edge = Purple
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Why do Kuroko no Basuke fans get so defensive when someone criticizes their unrealistic basketball anime?
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Could you beat a Kiseki in a wan wa wan? Kuroko doesn't count.
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>>100618278

I couldn't beat Furihata wan wa wan.
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>>100618278
Akashit.
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Why do all the doujins depict Teppei smiling calmly when he's having sex?
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>>100618278
I could beat Pink wan wa wan.
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>>100617931
Dude.

>>100615382
>Kuroko goes beyond the exaggerated line
>>100615491
>Opinions. To me, it is not.

You heard me say a line and then made and sang a song all by yourself. Don't drag me in. My opinion and answer were crystal clear.
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>>100618452
Because he's a faggot
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>>100618547
>good Pink doujins
Feels bad.
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>>100618869
Hanamiya pls go
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I've always wondered what part of Japanese culture spawned the trope or cliche of the character that can just eat unrealistic amounts of food. It's in every series it seems like in some place or another.
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>>100608494
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What the hell, CR?
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>>100616911
It isn't "being me down" you fucking retarded mongoloid.
It's girls who won't tie him down, that means someone who lets him do whatever the fuck he wants.
Also
>Akashi
He wasn't even in that edition, should have added Kagami.

I want to abuse Kise
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>>100620117
Well it certainly isn't gigantic
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>>100613163
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>>100616452

Those terribly drawn hands
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>>100620117
I can't tell if the translators were really this incompetent or they were just trying to make a gay joke.
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>>100618452
Because he's high on pain killers.
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>>100620238
It's Kagami talking about Kuroko, didn't you watch the episode?
He probably said "small behind" in japanese and everyone translated it as "ass"
Also
>His butt is so fat it sticks out of the stool.
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>>100620287
The girl he is always talking about has G cup tits and he touched them.
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>>100620377
All glory to the RIMFIRE
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At the end of each KnB manga volume there is a section for fanart. Fujimaki comments on each and every one of the pieces, occasionally giving away some character info.

Vol5: Tsuchida is good at rebounds, Sakurai is a “herbivore male” while Aomine and Imayoshi are “carnivores” (ie. Sakurai is beta, Aomine and Imayoshi are skirtchasers)

Vol6: Fujimaki likes both Riko and Momoi, Sensei also enjoys writing Takao and Midorima’s interactions, Wakamatsu probably has high blood pressure

Vol7: Kiyoshi became hooked on the kuro-ame (brown sugar sweets?) that the old lady he shared a room with in hospital gave him, Kagetora doesn’t smoke. If you anger Imayoshi you’re in serious trouble

Vol10: Fujimaki wrote the Touou-Kaijou match wishing Kise could also win

Vol13: Moriyama is handsome but disappointing (残念なイケメン)

Vol14: Akashi has a lot of secrets, apparently Kagami nearly died a few times in the States, Fujimaki loves writing Riko and her father’s interactions. Murasakibara shuts up if you give him candy

Vol20: Murasakibara and Midorima’s relationship is “normal”, Coach Araki is a former delinquent, Kagami may still have a scar on his butt from that dog bite

Vol21: Fujimaki has a younger brother
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>>100620289
>looking at hands
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Aomine is sexiest Kuroko and cutest Puremine.
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>>100620377
Actually he said "small back."
I find the translation hilarious but it didn't fit with how serious his monologue was.
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>>100620580
He probably initiated Pink.
>>100620552
>Kagami may still have a scar on his butt from that dog bite

That edit of his at the onsen should be re-edited.
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>>100620552
>Kagami may still have a scar on his butt from that dog bite
Well that's certainly a surprise
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>>100620552
>Sakurai is a “herbivore male”
Purest husbando
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Kise is prettiest Kiseki and definitely a masochist.
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>>100620797
Never forget.
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>>100618547
>>100620775
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>>100620797
He is deliciously painful to look at.
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Are there any raws for the bloopers and ovas?
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>>100620552
>Aomine and Imayoshi are skirtchasers
I worry for Momoi.

>Kagami nearly died a few times in the States
>Kagami may still have a scar on his butt from that dog bite
Is his rimfire some kind of a dog magnet?
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>>100621099
When a dog sees a juicy piece of meat they can't resist taking a bite.
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>>100621099
Can you blame them?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HShzCmIu_U

Don't mind me, just posting the best character song.
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>>100621269
>Momoi will never sing to you while riding your dick.

I need a picture of that green frog.
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>>100620552
>Murasakibara shuts up if you give him candy

Why didn't Akashit just give him fucking candy in Teiko then? He could've stayed pure himself and GoM would've never truly lost their way.
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>>100621502
>You will never offer your candy coated candy to Murasakibara.
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>>100621502
You know what? That's a good question. He's rich as fuck so he could just dump a bag of candy on him once a month or something.
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>>100621567
I meant coated candy dick.
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>best Kuroko
>not Kuroko himself
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>>100621637
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>>100620977
Delicious. His tears are always the best.
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>>100622382
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>>100622457
>Why am I crying?
I fucking hate seeing that shit in anime.
>The tears won't stop coming.
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>>100622382
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>>100622382
What the fuck is he holding?
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>>100607873
Takao is best kuroko
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>>100622631
A tape measure. He is laughing at your equipment.
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>>100622529
>it's raining
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>>100622755
Kuroko why would you laugh at me.
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>>100622830
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>>100622457
He's such a fucking faggot and I love it.
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>>100616911
GoM is now Alex harem.
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Kuroko is like Eyeshield 21, it takes the sport, and pumps it full of shonen. Yes they pull of some shit that not even pros can do, but thats the fun of it.
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>>100623237
We need a KnS fucking Alex doujin.
But not harem, I want to see Alex seducing and fucking them individualy and giving them all chlamydia so they can't play bball and Seirin wins.
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>>100623375
>implying Alex has STDs
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>>100623441
>Implying she doesn't from fucking all those niggers back in America.
She would do anything for her students, even getting an STD
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>>100623375
I need fem dom Alex doujins real damn bad.
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>>100623554
>fem dom Alex
>not the former delinquent
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>>100623375
Get rid of the chlamydia and make it Alex's goal to fuck as many japanese bball players as she can and then I'm in.
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>>100616911
Like any girl with dignity would go for Akashit.
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>>100623637
He means he wants a pure virgin maiden who will be his stay at home mom and who will give him an heir.
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>>100623554
Doujins of Alex taking kagami and himuro's virginity in America when?
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>>100623833
Himuro got angry when Alex was supposedly getting married and he called her pretty in the novels.
He also stayed with her for a longer time, my money is on Himuro and Alex being fuck buddies.
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>>100624056
I don't care anymore I just want doujins of Alex fucking the hell out of some Japanese teenagers.
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Was it ever stated if Himuro was born in America or did he move there later?
I think he was born in America and he just spoke japanese at his parents house.
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>>100624265
>teenagers
Too old.
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Akashi >= Aomine > Kise = Atsushi = Midorima > Kuroku

Manga spoilers:

Based on the flashbacks, Aomine was the only one that could go toe to toe with Akashi when they aimed to score points.

Akashi's other skill hasn't been revealed.

Kise's perfect copy gives him 5 minutes of the GoM's powers and he can't use the powers successively it seems. Never could beat Aomine too.

Atsushi is god tier defense with good attacking, but he's not in score pointing league of Kise and Midorima

Midorima is solely for three pointers.
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>>100624639
>midorama not under everyone
pls
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>>100624817
Midorima's three pointers are deadly, nigga.
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>>100623740
More like he wants virgin blood for his sacrifices.
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Why not discuss the official powerlevels?
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>>100625584
>mental strength
>10/10
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>>100625584
>Kuroko 32/50
>Kagami 44/50
>Midorima 46/50
>Kise 46/50
>Aomine 47/50
>Murasakibara 44/50

What would Akashi's stats be? I guess even his Physical Ability has to be quite high since he can jump half his height. >inb4 he has 10 everywhere
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>>100624639
>Akashi in the lead when aiming for points
Nigga what? He's always been more of a supporter than a direct actor unless the situation calls for him.

>Atsushi
>not in score pointing league of Kise and Midorima

Only if he's not serious.
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>>100626060
It probably is all 10/10.
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>>100626089
It was in the flash back, they were playing a game and Aomine and Akashi scored the most points, but they specifically didn't say which scored the most.

Atsushi is great on the offensive, but a real forward like Kise is better and Midorima is no doubt better at getting points with his shots.

Atsushi played as a defensive center throughout most of the games, I believed he went berserk once and scored 100 points once.
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Akashi is a great friend. I don't know how can you think otherwise.
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>>100625584
I'm guessing:

Physical: 8
Tech: 10
Stamina: 8
Mental: 10
Special: 10

No way he'd be a perfect 10
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>>100626345
Kuroko asked for it.
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>>100626345
>edgy Akashi
>great friend
No.
The real Akashi at least seemed like a cool guy.
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>>100616911
>I like girls
Good joke. Those rainbow haired faggots like each other.
>I like girls with dignity
He'll never find love.
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>>100625584
This doesn't tell us shit because the real debate is Akashit vs. Blue and there are no stats available for the former.

Otherwise, Blue after practice wrecks everyone on and off court.
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So I think I figured out how team Seirin is gonna win against Rakuzan and not seem like a huge ass pull. Well maybe it is a huge ass pull but anyway.

Think back to the Kise vs Haizaki match and Kise is getting owned until Kuroko shouted at him "I believe in you Kise-kun!". We all know what came after that. So what if Ogiwara is in the stands and shouts to Kuroko.

Would there be a similar effect?
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>>100627027
It'd be amazing if that happened, Kuroko got the confidence to step back on the court, and it wound up getting them destroyed even harder.
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>>100627027
>Well maybe it is a huge ass pull but anyway.

I understand it's a shonen but...
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>>100627205
I like it.
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>>100626345
>>100626470
He is nice to his current Rakuzan teammates, anyway. He even lets Hayama tease him and tolerates Reo's flirting.
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>>100625584
What is mental strength anyway?
Intelligence? High spirit/tolerance for losses? Because I can't imagine Midorima not being a 10/10 in that.
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>>100627027
It will be an asspull anyway because no matter how heartwarming Ogiwara's pep talk might be, Akashi still has his second ability (edgier than ever) and the generals haven't gone all out.

What can AWAKENED KUROKO do? Make Seirin's basket invisible?
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>>100627473
Yeah, he seems to be really nice to them, but at the same time they're fucking terrified of him, like when he threw the own goal during the Shuutoku match.
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>>100625584
It's weird because Stamina and Mental Strenght are two stats he should have maxed. His shots take a lot to do, which is why Kise didn't manage to spam them.
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>>100627895

I still don't understand what that accomplished. What can you gain from making a shot in your own basket? Does the other team get the point?
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>>100627956
>Does the other team get the point?
Of course.

>I still don't understand what that accomplished.
Morale boost to his team.
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>>100626060
I bet some of his stats are 11/10 or 12/10 like mental strength and special ability
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>>100624639
>Kise's perfect copy gives him 5 minutes of the GoM's powers

How is he supposed to copy Atsushi's "power"? Can he copy Kagami's vertical?
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>>100629104
He needs to see it. And he knows it already.
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>>100629104
>I still don't understand what that accomplished
Read the manga.
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>>100629275
Whoops. Mean to quote:
>How is he supposed to copy Atsushi's "power"?
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>>100629104
Kise can jump as high as Kagami only with it if I remembered correctly.

That's some Sharingan-tier bullshit right there.
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>>100629104
IT JUST WORKS
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>>100629104
Half the abilities he "copies" is more about timing than anything else. He uses "explosive" jumps with good timing to simulate Atsushi's height, and so on. Pretty sure that was explained in the mango.

The rest? It's Kuroko, I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>100625584
>everyone who went to teikou has low mental strength.
Fuck off akashi>>100625584
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TLC for asenshi here. I usually don't go into these threads, but I figured you guys might want to know what Kagami was actually saying in his monologue.

HS:
>I've been saved by his little ass tons of times
>I'll believe in him, but I won't expect anything
>We don't want to be running too far behind when he returns
>Beating Aomine doesn't matter anymore

asenshi
>His narrow shoulders have saved us countless times
>Believe in me, but don't expect anything
>I know that it'll all be pointless if we get much further behind
>It doesn't matter whether we can or can't beat Aomine
>This time, I'll save /him/

Not sure what HS had for the original last line.
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>>100630990
That phrasing is a little weird.

Is there some literal translation? Not something that translates the meaning but the actual words.
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>>100631696
Just read the manga translation. >>100620377
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>>100631854
I know, but the anime dialogue is always a little different.
It's obviously not a tracing of the manga.
Some sub groups just take the manga and add that to the anime which is complete bullshit.
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>>100631696
Here's the Japanese manga version, it's the same as the English translation.
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>>100632192
I mean the fucking anime, can't you read?

Do they make a japanese transcript when translating? Or do they just write down in English what the characters say?
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>>100632192
Forgot to add, he says the exact same words in the anime.
>>100632280
Calm down, anon.
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>>100632280
>Do they make a japanese transcript when translating?
No, because that would be retarded.
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>>100632376
They should. It helps wonders most of the time and it would clear up many mistakes.
Trusting someone to just write down in English something said in Japanese is retarded as fuck.
I work as an English to Spanish translator and whenever I have to make some fucking Dr. House subtitles I always get the script in English.
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So now that Akashi won't kill his parents anymore in the anime, what is he gonna give out if he loses?
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>>100632670
His testes.
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>>100632670
>"I'll forfeit my eyesight."
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>>100632670
He sends his eyes into the shadow realm.
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>>100632670
His virginity
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>>100632610
Some anime get CCs, but not all. It's a total waste of time for a translator to make a Japanese script.
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>>100632762
>>100632748
Betcha he can still shoot after.
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>>100632790
That's a complete shame.
Maybe they could get someone to do that, that way the translations would be much closer to the original.
But we are talking about people who do this as a hobby so I shouldn't really complain.

After I get my moonspeak translation diploma I'll make my own sub group with lolis and big breasts.
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>>100632951
There's really still no reason. Translating from a medium such as anime means that anyone can try to listen and check the TL themselves. It's not like a VN or LN or even manga where the end-user product is devoid of the original text. Crunchy has terrible mistranslations for Kuroko in several episodes, and it's possible that they even have a script (though I'm not totally sure about that).
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>>100633322
Yeah that's why I won't trouble myself over it. I guess one could always turn off the subtitles. I use anime as background noise when I'm working so I don't really read the subtitles.
But sometimes I can't help but be bothered by the autistic phrasing of some groups.
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I want to murder those official subbers

Takamura-dono = Takamura, old chap

What the fuck?
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>>100634102
Subs have taken a turn for the worse these last year.
And by year I mean 2013.
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>>100634185
*this
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Is it just me or does Akashit look younger in the anime?
He actually looks 16 and non-threatening
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>>100634102
>>100634185
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>>100616911
If I went out with Kise, all I would do is bring him down and bully him. And proceed to lick his delicious tears.
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>>100634545
Giraffe neck.
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>>100634552
I remember that, that's actually an "accurate" translation but the cancerous Funimation translators probably didn't get the Death Note reference and didn't translate it like "Just as planned"

It is correct, but it does not sound like what a native speaker would say.

Subbing and fansubbing is turning for the worse.

I hope this doesn't turn into a autism laden Godrobe thread so I'll stop here.
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>>100634545
>non-threatening
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>>100634102

"-dono" is an antiquated and oddly respectful way of addressing someone. "Old chap" isn't quite respectful, but it is friendly, and more importantly just as antiquated and odd. I don't think it's a terrible translation at all.
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>>100634823
He looks like he has down's in some panels.
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>>100634908
Indeed.
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>>100634908
His character design reeks of "trying too hard"

Only members of the GoM that are actually interesting design wise are Kise, Midorima, and Aomine.
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>>100634879
It still doesn't mean "old chap"
Maybe they should have used "Master Takamura" or "Lord Takamura"

>>100634956
>Hmm...
All it needs is some shadows on him followed by "Omoshiroi" and then I would have dropped it.
>>100634957
Murasakibara is something I hadn't seen before. I don't usually see 2 meter tall japs in anime that aren't supernatural beings.
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>>100634957
What are you talking about? He's just a red haired guy with heterochromia.
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>>100634908
Same person here, I like Fujimaki's art style but sometimes he fucks up badly with profiles or when people are crying.
Pic absolutely related.
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>>100635034
He OMOSHIROIs soon enough.
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>>100634957

He's just Kuroko with red hair and weird eyes. I'd call that lazy, not trying too hard.
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>>100635128
Reminds me of this. It looks so off.
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>>100634552
OH WOW
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>>100635181
I should be laughing this hard.
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>>100635279
He simply places the eyes way to high up their faces and it just looks dumb.
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>>100635181
His personality I mean, it's like he forces his edginess.
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>>100635311
TWEESTS INCOMING
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>>100624639

Kise can combine GoM's abilities though and when needed he can go past the 5 minutes. Just barely though .
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>>100635476
Why can't he use the through the whole game?
Why just those 5 minutes of pure GoM?

I want to see Kise + Zone.
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>They still think coach isn't the best basuke
>They still think coach x captain OTP
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>>100635601
I kind of liked blond Hyuuga.
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>>100635520

Too much strain on the body.
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>>100635601
Man if that faggot doesn't confess I'll murder someone.
>>100635640
That blond is too retarded. IG can't into yellow. They made Alex look stupid. Or maybe the yellow is too saturated.
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>>100635601
>>They still think coach x captain OTP
What, I thought you liked that.
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>>100635705
He will get turned down, coach is too pure for him.
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>>100635520
'Cuz the author always falls back on arbitrary time limits that he can ignore for dramatic effect whenever he wants to stop a superpower from being too bullshit.

I mean, because it would put too much strain on Kise's body. Or something.
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>>100635683
I don't mean to turn the 5 minutes into 40, but to use those 5 minutes through the whole game.

They expect him to shoot pass when in the middle of the court but instead he does a midorima shoot.
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>>100635705

Well, for Hyuuga, it's suppose to look retarded. That's the joke.
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>>100635762
;_;
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>>100635847
>coach growing her hair out
the cutest
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>>100635993
I agree, that length is perfect, it could go a little longer but not much.
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>>100635847
It makes me sad to think that Coach has probably already destroyed that Masamune.

>>100635993
Huuyga gives her a haircut later on. Apparently he's the son of a barber.
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>>100635812
As in spreading out those five minutes?
I don't know . It either works better like that or it must be difficult for him to come in and out of that mentality.
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>>100635993
She needs some boobs or something.

So fucking plain.
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>>100635847
See?
That yellow is almost green.
>>100635901
If he bleached his hair then it would look like pic related.
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>>100635909
>bought her the whistle she uses to this day
>went to the brink of death for her eating her food
>cuts her hair
>almost confessed
Don't worry, Captain has already won, there's no contest.
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>>100636136
I like plain
You should too
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>>100636190
>inb4 "I see you as just a friend Hyuuga-kun, now I have to go, Teppei asked me out, can you believe it?!"
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In another thread an anon did the standard
>Point something out
>Send to another board
to me.
In that case, the anon sent me to /y/.
I decided to click on it for shits and giggles and went there for the first time.
I seemed to have stumbled upon a thread I shouldn't have and now I think I'm gay.
Anon, if you are out there, why would you do this to me?
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>>100636270
>Izuki: "You know, you've really grown Hyuuga."
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>>100636358
It's not gay if it's 2D.
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>>100636371
Fuck
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>>100636992
No but Himuro is wearing Aomine's jacket.
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>>100636371
I don't get it.
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>>100636358
n-no homo
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>>100637625
Digimon.
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>>100638768
Kuroko has a vagina?
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>>100607873
but he's a black guy playing basketball with japanese highschoolers.
he's the embodiment of bullying
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>>100636416
it's gay even if it's 2D, just like traps.
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>>100639233
This is the first time I really noticed this. I'm not sure if I'm grossed out or more into it now.

inb4 tumblr ftm kuroko headcannon bullshit. Perhaps I should delete before shit wars start?
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>>100639233

I think the technical term is "yaoi hole"
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>>100639583
you mean asshole?
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>>100620977
Nah, man, that shit was painful to watch. ;_;
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>>100625584
>Yellow
>special ability: 8/10
Perfect copy should be a 10/10. We all know that at some point it's going to last more than 5 minutes.
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>>100627027
The power of friendship will triumph over Rakuzan's skills. They'll probably win by 1 point again.
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>>100641537
That's what I was thinking. Kise is easily the most bullshit kiseki, especially when you consider his powers extend to literally everything and not just hoops.
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>>100642003
He also has the least amount of experience. What is it, 2 years? With more experience and with teamwork, he should be fucking unstoppable.
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>>100632791
He'll still be dunking.
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>>100607873
He's shit.
Nigou is best.
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>>100639583
I'm pretty sure the yaoi hole would still be a man's anus.
Not a vagina.
>>100639646
eh, nanda...
Wait...
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>>100639491
You're okay anon.
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>>100636358
>>100638768
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>>100639342
>black

He's just a tanned jap, bro.
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>>100621197
Doujins of Kagami x dogs when?
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>>100649833
Speaking of which, is there a doujin with Niggou in human form?
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>>100635770
But anon their powers are too great for young bodies to handle.
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>>100649833

Never? There's doujins of Nigou/Aomine, though. And, yep, the dog's topping.
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>>100649945
Probably not, but I'm guessing he would look like Kuroko with black hair.
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>>100650210
On sadpanda?
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>>100613163
It's funny cause his fave idol doesn't have big ones. She's Coach tier actually.
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>>100636225
>>100635847
>>100636190
Nope, Teppei will win the Coach.
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>>100653423
Not Maki, you idiot. M a i.
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>>100656012
It's Maki's parody, dumbass.
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>>100656348
Duh, and in Basugay she has big ones. So funny, I'm crying.
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Misa-chan > Mai
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Is this what the Kuroko threads will now be like for the rest of the season?
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>>100608023
Autistic as fuck. He's better when he's with Takao.
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>>100655453
Good joke.



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