Best girl thread?
Best girl thread.
Winking naturally is easy.
Akatsuki > this cunt
>implying that midget is better than any girl in the series
Can bards play death metal to strengthen their allies?
What the fuck is a hot sandwhich anyway? Why would you heat a sandwhich, thats retarded.
I can only see worst.
I want to bully her. Poke her in her pudgy little belly, slap her fat ass, pinch her chubby thighs, and pull her hair until she cries.
Why do I love this silly little girl so much?
she's a little healthy but she isnt fat at all, she has tons of layers on (a druid) and enormous boots, look at her arms
You have never had a hot sandwich? There are hundreds of types.
Not even a meatball sub, gryo, or open face hot roast beef?
Anon, can you honestly tell me you have ever really had a sandwich?
Because furries should be bully constantly. Little bitch deserves to yiff in hell.
Keep telling yourself that Americlap
I thought we agreed that every Log Horizon was best girl?
Are you seriously implying thats fat and not just "a little healthy"?
>IMMA BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! THIS IS FAT SHAMING, YOU'RE A BIGOT! HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE, HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE.
Don't get so worked up anon, you will start sweating and have to call your mom in to help you change your mumu. You will probably need like three Big Macs to recover all your lost calories after that.
AH AH not so deeply, you wouldn't want to have to work now would you?
Now relax and have another nice handful of butter.
Don't you feel better now?
Scrub team rankings:
this show is magic
where all girls are the best girls
all praise mamare
>Serara dead last
Oh god I just want to push her into a corner and tell her she is useless and holding her team back and that no one likes her because she is fat. When she starts to tear up and breath heavily, I would cup her face in my hands and tell her how lucky she is that she knows a guy as nice as me who is able to overlook how worthless she is if she learns how to make me happy.
I would have Rudy, Serara, and Isuzu on my team any day.
Minori isn't good for anything other than being a cute loli, but Serara already fits that bill AND likes older men.
I want to teach her that you don't wait until the tank reaches a point where your heal will fill their health bar, you start healing before that so by the time they take more damage your HoT is already active
the same applies to one-time healing spells, you start casting before to ensure they're closer to max hp by the time your heal casts
it does cause a little overhealing occasionally, but it's better than your tank's hp getting lower than it needs to
>Minori isn't good for anything other than being a cute loli
But she's Shiroe 2.0.
Or has the anime not gotten that far yet?
Why is Miss Isuzu so good? I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason since she appeared I knew she was going to be great. Even better than Akatsuki, now that she hasn't been appearing much.
I don't MMO, but isn't that supposed to piss the monsters off and make them attack you or something?
Not that I wouldn't be okay with Serara getting beat up a little so that I could walk up to her after the fight and slap her and tell her it was her own fault for not doing her job right.
Just a reminder that one day Isuzu will have to chose between Rudy and her family
I have no idea what happens in the LN, but I definitely got that vibe when she was talking to the scrub crew.
It's a pretty nice feeling when you can call something like that happening.
We just know she started healing him at 64(?)%, we don't know if they decided that amount because her healing spell covered exactly 36% or if it covered a bit more but they decided that was a good point to cover the damage he'd take over the casting time or something.
healing over time is usually generates less aggro per tick but accumulates over time with each tick
the tank should be able to easily cause more threat than a healer though
So does the Scrub Team ever Get Gud™?
Defend worst girl of the series by postinhg a pic of worst girl from another series.
Bully-kun you are a classic romantic. I hope you make some 3DPD very happy.
>So does the Scrub Team ever Get Gud™?
They get their shit together and become a decent party just in time for the notMurloc invasion.
That's more than an inch she's pinching there
that's true, but a third of the max hp of a tank class is a lot of healing, it would be a safe assumption to say it's her max
a general rule for any mmo is start healing at 3/4 hp
She needs to gently corrected. I would make her stand there and watch me eat every meal, poking her in the gut every time she reached for something. I would keep her with me 24/7 and make her sleep on the side of the bed facing the wall so she couldn't escape without waking me. Every time I caught her crying I would get face to face with her and tell her "didn't you want to be thing? I thought you wanted people to think you are pretty? I would like you even if you are a fatass" I would do this for however long it would take her to break down sobbing and tell me that she didn't want to be pretty, she just wanted to have something to eat. I would grab her and hold her in my arms and tell her that everything is okay, I still loved her. I would then take her out to the nicest restaurant I could find, ask her what she thinks looks good. Hopefully she would say that she couldn't decide because a few things looked delicious. I would order everything she mentioned and when it arrived have the waiter put it all in front of her. I would drink wine, while she ate. Eventually she would start to get full and slow down.
This is the moment I have been waiting for.
I would ask her if she wasn't hungry, and when she tells me she is full I would tell her, "that's a shame. I guess you are still dead set on being pretty. I guess we will have to go back on our little diet, now won't we?" At these words her breath would catch in her throat, and with a trembling hand she would reach down and mechanically start eating. I would continue drinking and watch. When she starts to get sick, I would ask her if she is full again, she would shake her head and keep eating. She would make herself so sick she would vomit at the table. I would call her a disgusting animal and tell her just how lucky she is to have someone as loving as me to forgive her terrible manners. I would make her stand and apologize to the entire restaurant. When we got home would fuck her while she cries.
>comparing Sahuagin to fucking Murlocs
You know Sahuagins have existed for way fucking longer than Warcraft, right?
I was joking, anon.
>I was only pretending to be retarded.