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Best couple incoming.
Alive an kill
Huge! Yet these images are tiny. It's sad.
Huge you say?
It cannot end like this.
Wish the world got destroyed by Sanya's lovely feet
>Wish the Neuroi's world got destroyed by Sanya's lovely feet
>pedophiles and nazis
>Error: File too large.
NOO! Perrine was too huge.
Have Erica's huge mound of venus instead.
>NOO! Perrine was too huge.
it's her ass
Me pointing at her pants.
Seriously though, does anyone have larger versions of >>100598908 and >>100598943?
do you think it was a lot of work to make this
One press of a button isn't a lot of work by any means.
That would be a lot better
It toke like a second on the mosaic thread
Indeed. Also, i would like to meet the anon who owns that many.
would you smell it
These breasts are disproportionately large.
He's living all of the dream
well she is a big girl now
Her ass is so huge, someone built an airfield on it.
but why are they bombing her vag〇〇
Which Witches would you plow/befriend/get drunk with/adopt/marry/bully?
Plow: Amelie. I can imagine her being the most adorable thing ever.
Befriend: Martina. Seems like she would be fun to hang out with.
Get drunk with: Erica or Shirley. Bet they can hold their drink like champs.
Adopt: loli Minna, loli Beurling.
Marry: Ram girl from the manga.
Bully: Again, Amelie, or maybe Nao. I'd pull their animal ears or tails just for shits and giggles.
Who the hell is "ram girl from manga"
they want to impregnate Yeager
>mary and plow different witches
Have you no shame?
get drunk with: Mio
adopt: loli Minna
marry: Mio or Sanya
adopt: Eila as a pet
marry: Sanya duh
bully: Perrine and Nipa
In a crowd shot with a ton of unnamed witches in one of the manga series, there was a ram witch. She had wavy hair, a cheery look and ram horns.
She was adorable.
No. Or you could plow Amelie first, then you'll settle for other witch and never cheat on her.
Get drunk with: Raisa
Not necessarily in that order.
>Befriend: Heidi, Erica, Minna
>Get drunk with: Marseille, Minna, Erica
>Adopt: Helma, Chris
>Bully: Lucchini, Prinzessin, Yoshika
>plow, befriend, get drunk with, marry
I don't bully the witches.
>Eila as a pet
Oh god, i need EMT if it's real.
The tank witches from the Africa mangas?
>I don't bully the witches
It's like you don't even love witches
Holy shit that cute collection
May need to make room these little qt's
I'll pull your tail and play with your bushy eyebrows Lynne.
Get drunk with: Shirley
Adopt: All the under 15 yo's
I want to impregnate Lyn
>Bullying a soldier
Ignoring the soldier/rank stuff, Barkhorn
Everything else goes to Eila
>Get drunk with: Shirley
>Adopt: All the under 15
You have a lot in common with Trude why would bully her?
Because I love her flustered face and since she's easy to bait.
It's not bullying in the mean sense as we all know.. I hope so.
>Befriend: Aurora, Marseille, Krupinski
>Get drunk with:Aurora, Marseille, Krupinski
>Adopt: Nipa, Georgette
>Bully: Prinzessin, Naoe, Elma
Indeed. Poorfag like me can only watch from afar...
>easy to bait
We always bully in a good way
We all do
Break time. I'll leave this here.
>Plow: Shirley, Krupinski
>Befriend: Galland, Rall, Dom, Minna, Heidemarie
>Get drunk: Rudel, Mio, Toth (Coke), Aurora
>Adopt: Sanya, Helma, Raisa (Little Boy)
>Bully: Perrine, Prinzessin (Neither maliciously)
I want to befriend Heidi and fly with her trough the nightsky
Best mother hands down
thank you anon
Don't have it in me.
vividred is better
Nipa deserves love though!
go eat a bag of Hijikata's dick you spambot of a troll
>responding to ancient trolls
Think about witches.
How about no?
best thing to do
She does deserve it though! She's always being seen as a fuck up or incompetent
Only by those who don't know her. She's a very talented girl, just.. very unlucky.
Nipa stop being relatable
Would you love Nipa if her woozles weren't so big?
Exactly why I love her. Also her positive "I can do it" attitude and tomboy looks.
Nipa a best
Captcha: Imouto alliance
I love Nipa as she is and would love her no matter what she was like.
You're a good person.
I love Hanna Wind as well so yeah.
>captcha: dcssedl flat
I don't feel like one.
I didn't want to do it anon but you're forcing my hand..
"Illu" I half muttered in the dark. She sent another letter with several pictures this time of her and the 501st. Heh... lots of pictures of Sanya too. And a picture of the cake they made for me... I don't know when they had time to stage all this, or how the letter got here exactly on my birthday, but bless her heart she tries.
I took another look at the picture, the 501st gathered around the little cake with Suomus blue frosting and "Happy Birthday Nipa" spelled in Suomish... well, miss-spelled. "Illu, how can you forget your own mother tongue."
Judging by how embarrassed she looks, I don't think she had anything to do with the cake... not her style. Unless it's packed with pepper or something... I giggle at the thought and flip through the photos.
Here's one of Sanya trying to feed a piece of cake to her... I don't think I've ever seen her so red in the face. And yet, she looks so happy there... her and Sanya.
"Well, good for you, Illu... I'm glad for you," I whisper in the dark. "I'm glad you're happy... so... these tears are happy ones, ok," I say, my voice cracking. "Just some... happy tears... so don't mess up, Illu... don't mess up..."
I don't want to feel this feel anymore....
I just want Nipa
I want to be friends with Heidemarie.
Who would want to be friends with a monster?
shut your whore mouth, Prinzessin
She clearly cares about her
She is so touching shy and lonely. I want protect her.
How did you know?
Prinzessin thread now
It's time for best commander?
Prinzessin a shit.
She ain't got nothing going on
I'll fight you
Why Prinzessin looks like totally slut?
Because she is.
>She ain't got nothing going on
Typical prinzesshit fan, no taste whatsoever. Sorry she's not slutty enough for you.
Cause fumikane and null love her
She's not slutty at all she just has a strong sense of justice and is noble
For some reason everyone sees that as slut
>She's not slutty
Hahaha, oh wow. That's a good joke, anon.
How about I wreck your shit?
If we are speaking about 506th wing, I prefer Rosalie. She looks kind and well hearted.
while we're on the topic of prinzessin & rosalie
I want to bully her.
Can it be No Fun Allowed time?
Becasue we all like aristocratic well mannered girls.
Stupid Prinzessin, stealing all my Friends again
You'll always have Null
Don't worry about Prinzessin, I'd rather be your friend! ;_;
You have me as your friend, Heidi. I`m your loyal fan, and I like you so much!
is it already Heiditime?
>You never find happiness between Heidi breasts...
I know but I can always find happiness when I'm holding her hand
Prinzessin does appeal to my latent Nazi uniform fetish.
Did someone say best commander?
Galland mein Neger
Too lewd keep it in the bedroom
I like her tight black pants. They look like modern leggins.
is there a statistic which country loves which witch the most?
Nope. But each one probably has a small preference for their own witches.
>Germany to ashamed to like their own witches
>tfw I don't like Sanya.
What about Sasha?
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
yes, also Suomus and Fuso witches, except Yoshika
gonna impregnate 'em all
You got more you know than just Sanya
still waiting for a Croatian witch
I... don't remember her.
she was in the movie
I think some of them would break me in half before I got the chance to.
Join the non witch club
She got like 2-3 mins in the movie
Well what about Bronislava Safonov then?
Or Alya Alelyuhin?
Maybe Jina Bayevskaya?
No? Leila Galchenko then?
Valeriya S. Grizodubova?
SANYA IS NOT THE ONLY ORUSSIAN WITCH GODDAMNIT
She's in the 502nd JFW. Nipa is her secret waifu.
but you have to try, you can't always impregnate Lyn
>Join the non witch club
But I already have some witches, it's just sad that a country I like don't have any
Okay, first Lyn, then Sakamoto then I'll try some of the others.
Commander has the puffiest vulva.
Good luck fertilizing that old dry up womb
>you will never steal Perrine's glasses and hide them from her
>you'll never see her trying to find them and getting angry every time she fails
>You will never convince her to let you help her, "find" those glasses for her and receive her gratitude
please stop saying this in SW threads
I know my sperm could do it.
forgot your pic?
> Micky mouse
Minna please Jesus is already on the cross
Thanks, I didn't have this one.
Seven Seas releasing Maidens in the Sky volume 1 next month, then volume 2 in April. Strike Witches: The Sky That Connects Us will be June. 1937 Fuso Sea Incident volume 1 in August. Then 2 or 3 more other Strike Witches releases before the year is up.
Can finally buyfag localized Strike Witches manga.
one day you young folks will get old too
Well yeah. It's very much not open, and Nipa is totally clueless about it.
such a classy guy
You better die young
anyone uploaded the Hime Uta 3 yet
>You better die young
witches can't die
>nipa is clueless about sasha's love
>eila too chickenshit to act on her feelings for sanya
>elma has no loev
>mika just rapes everyone
Why are Suomus witches so bad at love?
Don't speak too soon Mio and Trude are in high hopes
I love them all.
>Why are Suomus witches so bad at love?
if you would live in a country where it's night the half of the year and fucking cold everyday, you would also be bad at love and an alcoholic
Greatest flying general ever? Probably.
I'm building a 1/48 kit of his Battle of Britain 109 at the moment.
they can't let witches die, some autists will blow up a school or something
Oh yeah, forgot one: >aurora is a lone drunkard
he should be in command instead of Göring, things would probably had been turned out better for us
>not shooting up the office yelling "why did you have to take Trude from me?"
I would burn the Reichstag
Goddamnit, even 4chan's bugs are getting buggy.
I want to see Erica cry but I have no idea how to go about making her cry.
Please don't kill the love
jesus christ what kind of fag are you
that does it, love is over and dead
go home everybody
Get out Hitler, go back to being Alien food.
kill yourself, not the love
when will we get Flugscheiben witches
Less well for us though.
I would die right now for Nipa.
well thanks to him we couldn't even use our carrier
Report, don't reply. Rule #6.
Love that one
Time to sleep for me. Good night, /a/nons.
T-that's not true
Nipa's woozles are a natural wonder that deserve to be seen by all.
Why are they the best?
More importantly, HOW WOULD SANYA KNOW?
Null shows too much
>Null shows too much
>too much witches
Nonsense. How could such a thing be possible?
Null doesn't pure witches
anal is purest way to show you love witches
How about hand holding and closing her legs around you?
No, it's full of shit. Quite literally.
Null should draw more pure witches.
>full of shit
I second this pure witches are best witches
That is also okay, but anal is the purest.
Didn't you know? They're also full of piss. Some of them even overflowing.
>Helma will never pee on you
Yeah. Strike Witches being what it is, most fanart is lewd.
That makes me wonder, which witch has most pure fanart? I'm thinking it might be Yuno.
I want Helma to use my face as her personal toilet
>That makes me wonder, which witch has most pure fanart?
You will never know how sweet her magic piss is
don't remind me.
I don't think so. There's plenty of lewd of her.
>this talk about Helma
1v1 me nerd
>There's plenty of lewd of her.
no she is pure
Denial won't change the truth.
Hey, you're an expert on lewd witches. Who do you think has the least lewd fanart?
Wonder if they made the other soldiers drink a bottle of her magic piss a day to gain stamina
so is sw s3 going to be about the worst witch again?
Don't know what you're talking about
The show was never about Perrine
no the Ova will be about the masculine Naruto
No, it's something else.
OVA will be about 501st though.
they should make an energy drink called magic piss, and pt a pic of Helma on it
no she is pure, just look at her
Are you prepared to have your worldview crushed?
Hell you could called it highly lethal it wouldn't slow me down a second
Naw. But we should really design a label for Helma Piss Lager.
Probably Hanna Wind.
How about Trude one? Just look at her...
but I just like to pretend
Hanna has a bunch of lewd by em and Atagawa, like one third of all her fanart.
I can't find any lewd of Inufusa, though. Fluffiest and purest!
Oh, you're right. I totally forgot about them.
I haven't seen any of Fluffy though, at least that I can remember.
I would wrap her legs on my head and suck her pee directly if she doesn't feel like pissing
Can some explain to me how Perrine is worse than wpguy?
fucking Namco making one gay Naruto game after another, but it's not possible for them to make a SW game, or at least Witchcolours for AC
because they are one and the same person
Same reason Mio is worse than Hitler.
Some still has that poll?
But this is winter It's Fall
Nope. Strangely enough, I only found another completely unrelated Hitler-snugging strawpoll.
Why is Hitler so snugglable?
Hmm... a link to that strawpoll has NEVER been posted on /a/, I checked them all.
And then there's http://strawpoll.me/857562/
That's a shoop.
Someone should make it
Great, now we have an actual Hitler vs Mio strawpoll.
I can't decide I think both are cute
>both are cute
I know right?
Mio doesn't even own a hat
I just got that, god damn I'm slow sometimes
>Surprise for Lynn
Hahaha (Mio laughes)
At least you got it
10 minutes of Perrine's growling
Muh hometown. I hope this would be animated.
Why would you want a big neuroid having sex with your house?
It's nearly 6pm.
Not the witch way
It's most likely night time by now
Well, that's okay too.
Posting best witch
damn 4chan bug switched images again
Anon pls. Beurling is best witch, Anabuki and Elma agreed don't bother them about it.
Thread is dead
Better start some bullshit discussion
Your favorite witch is a shit!
You wanted bullshit, You got it.
Sorry, I'm not good at this.
Meant bullshit like which witch would have a cutest penis or what happens in the leg dimension
Let's talk about Erica.
I wish she'd wear her cute hat more often.
Guess we can
She does have a cute petit chest
What if she got a bustier next OVA?
Me too, as far as I can remember she only wears it (in the anime at least) while receiving the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross.
All the witches should wear hats more often, really. I'm fairly certain most militaries expect you to wear a cover outdoors.
Don't even joke about that. All the magazine promo art is bad enough.
Karlsland witches are so fashionable.
>magazine promo art is bad enough
I don't mind it too much
Petit is just perfect but I would love some more Erica butt
What if Hartmann flew jets.
It's ridiculous though.
Science has gone too far
Now she can kick ass at night as well as during the day. If she can stay awake.
Well I'm going to bed now.
Goodnight love, goodnight Nipa
Which Witch would make the cutest noises when you tease her? This is important.
Well, this is Perrine's noise: >>100624746
Was expecting some sort of squeal to be honest
And I'm out guys peace
How's it feel to know Canucks make Murrican crap better than the Murricans? If not for them the Germans wouldn't have so much as given the Sabre the time of day!
Say, does everyone think that upcoming new SW series is still animated by Gonzo?
Uh no since AIC owns the rights I think.
And gonzo is deaaaaad.
Didn't gonzo crawl out of the grave a few years ago?
Speaking of AIC...
Indeed. Their recent anime release was InuxBoku
Did everyone go to sleep?
I know, right?!
Its what you deserve for killing the love
If I killed the love these threads wouldn't exist anymore.
No. Sounds tempting though.
What is this book?
Just dropping by to say that Prinzessin is the most sexual witch.
I wish witches would hug each other more in the OVA and season 3. Hug as in gently, lovingly and sort of spontaneously hugging though. Not in a hug bunny kind of way.
Hug bunny "kind of way" is fully sexual and she gets off on it.
I don't like that.
Neither do I, that's why i'm lying.
I wish to eat calçots with Angela.
My my...how embarrassing.
Imperial Navy here, please do something against Gertrud.
Why hasn't Helma dressed up as Chris to try to seduce Trude?
The movie has some grade-a hugging.
dat cameltoe on her head
There needs to be a better name for it than "cameltoe".
Like... puff prison. Vulvacular indention.
Is it ture that he is the archetype of witch of the season 3?
If that's supposed to be an adult Luuchini, then how old is that used good supposed to be?
30's, i guess?
not "ture", but "true"
Looks like there's going to be another collab with GuP and KC at AnimeJapan 2014.
Might mean news but probably just means the same thing they did at C85.
Nice. Now where's the scanned version of it...?
Oh well. This screenchot would be just fine with me.
I am willing to say Karlsland one-piece swimsuits are better than Fuso one-piece swimsuits.
Seitokai no Ichizon was pretty shit but Shiina was the best thou
I'm drooling. Need to buy that.
I need more of that before i can confirm it myself.
Shiina best girl.
Yuuup. It's confirmed.
Time to be unconscious for a few hours.
I am back from my holiday and I have a very nice gift for you all just give me a moment to get a good picture of it.
I hope it involves no hot glue
No hot glue at all.
I did well, yes? I got it at Kinokuniya which was pretty pricy, they had another one of the novels too but I just said I wanted the Marsielle novel and I will get that next time I visit the states.
I like how this thread ended with Karlsland witches.
>thread ended with
>at 336 replies
>implying karlsland witches kill the love prematurely
She didn't have her turn, yet.
How does it feel knowing you'll never teach Shizuka how to have fun?
Feels bad. But on the other hand, she has Miyafuji & Sakamoto.
I just want to go on a road trip across America with Shirley. That would be cool as fuck to do.
But yes, teaching Shizuka how to have fun and seeing her blush while claiming she's against it would be very bad for my heart.
It would be impossible to teach that dumb bitch anything even if she were real.
No feel. But someone should teach her how to cook.
I think you should hot glue it
Friendly reminder that dolphin hunting season has just begun in Fuso. You can show your opposition to this cruel and barbaric act by disliking Fuso witches.
Dolphins are assholes they deserve to die a horrible death
Curious...i wonder what were they thinking at that time...?
Whatever Sanya is saying to the tonttu, it sure seems to surprise Eila.
"I bet I can put you in Eila's butt"
If I see that fucking hat one more time...
You will never witness a more sweet a caring love like theirs
Poor Trude. She just wanted a cute imouto, but all she got was Hartmann.
Is the reason why Eila and Sanya won't get to live together happily ever after because Eila is Fumikane's waifu and that guy is a jealous prick?
It's hard to tame Hartmann to be her imouto.
Either that or he hates money
How is yuri sex going to bring him money?
Works on some shows
His art's relative purity level whenever he draws Eila does suggest it, but we may never know for sure.
Trude doesn't like magic piss
Trude confirmed for shit taste, maybe literally.
>you will never sniff her piss stained jacket
Eat a dick
Does she really have canon piss on her jacket?
It bugs me on those stains on her clothes
Yes and no. It's the camo pattern, but fans like to interpret it as piss stains.
Ain't stains, based on a camo pattern Luftwaffe used.
That makes sense
But the idea that she makes her own camo pattern by getting pee on her jacket is hilarious
Is the love dead?
I'd give my right ass for a JV44 anime.
You're selling your ass short, don't so that
would you drive a Rudel?
love is preparing for Night Patrol
But would drive the sweet duet
>wanting to be seen in a Honda
Good morning, love.
Would drive Ericar if the hood stickers weren't so goof.
There was a time where you wish you where seen in a Honda
Goddammit that's clever.
'Morning. Nice day ahead...
This is the best Witch for me.
Right? Can't do without muh accuracy.
The superior Ericamobile.
Actually I think the one in this pic was was rumored to have been piloted by Marseille during the Battle of Britain.
I wasn't even aware he flew in Europe.
all I know is that it is for sale for 4,5mio dollar now
he was shot down 5 or 6 times over the channel
Aren't those Urals mostly BMW copies?
You are spot on
Yeah, he was even in JG52 for a while with Barkhorn. He was thought to have been shot down by Robert Stanford Tuck at one point who would later become the Godfather to Adolf Galland's son. Funny how these things work out.
Seriously? I've never wanted 4.5m so hard.
Is she wearing a three stage rocket?
Well I'll be damned, and its only 3.75m.
She might want to go to space
Don't you need two witches to do that? One for shield/oxygen supply and one to shoot shit.
Witches don't need oxygen
They need lesbianism to survive any condition
Nigga even lesbians need oxygen.
But they are witch lesbians did you not watch season 2?
>lesbians need oxygen
I remember that one
So when do we get fan art of Sanya holding Erica as a POW and as a forced laborer until the mid 50s, where Erica would be in her Early 30s.
Ask the drawthread to make it
Love is kill
Whoah. I didn't even notice. Good save.
I want to impregnate Nipa
I want to cum inside Ursula's asshole
Love woke up too early.
Long time no see.
I want to gently hug Laura.
Laura needs a good hugging
Still no best smile
What a dick!
She really does. A hug from an old hag like Minna aren't enough.
Too much cola.
She's a dick cause sufferings
thats not very nice. All the witches deserve love and kindness.
Oh wow what's next Perrine?
Nipa a okay
Nipa a great!
you both a shit
Don't take it out on him
He said it's okay I was the only one who said a shit
It's just that Nipa is my witch-fu
Well I guess its time for me to go to bed now. Goodnight /a/nons.Keep the love alive.
Nipa a top tier choice for sex. And I don't even want to have sex with witches.
Nipa is top tier choice for cuddling. All that softness.
A cute and I respect it then
Hope for the best for you and your waifu
Dream and make her happy Anon
Helma is top-tier choice for head patting.
You have a point
Which witches aren't?
The lewd ones.
Well that's rare.
>Perrine is Harry Potter in a wig
Other than that it looks horrible
I want to lick Minna's legs.
Pity on Sakamoto.
>Perrine is Harry Potter in a wig
Get her some wand, and it'll probably look like that.
Well, I'm off to bed. Judging from reply numbers, this love will be dead when I wake up. Good night tho.
I want to lick it
I'm going to tell all you guys my deepest darkest secret.
I like to self insert as Trude.
And I like to self insert as Erica
Based on my experiences before you could either be a fat neck beard or a perfect passable trap
She doesn't know how good she has it
I like to insert myself into Trude, if you know what I mean.
love shall not die
I want to wake up early in the morning for PT drills and look across the room and see such wonderful sights.
I'd rather have my own room.
Where are you guys getting all these characters from?
I didn't see them in the anime.
Plenty of World Witches out there
What are the odds even 50% of them will be animated, ever?
None, but Strike Witches is a multimedia franchise. I really don't understand what the big deal is.
Miyafuji looks kinda ...odd.
>you will never have an official lego themed strike witch
Didn't the American bazooka come before the panzerfaust?
Maybe in real life, but in the witchiverse the Panzerfaust seems like it has more utility given the circumstances and reloadable launchers might not be too terribly widespread.
Atleast it's limited to JFW501 only. I think.
Why Sanya such best girl?
Aren't RPGs terribly inaccurate to begin with? Wouldn't firing one while flying at high speeds prove to be difficult, if not impossible?
And if someone brings up the fact we're talking about magical animal girls with airplane legs I'll castrate you.
Because she's my type of girl.
Who is your one and only angel?
Eila.. but Nipa is a high contender for me too.
Trude's the only one for me.
Why would I hot glue a novel? That just makes no sense and as a Bibliophile that would be a crime.
Anybody want me to post any of the art work or anything else from the Africa novel?
I don't mind, but there's only 5 image remains before image limit.
So I should save it for the next thread then.
Can we make next thread about Marsielle's unit?
whoa whoa whoa
that... that's lewd.
I'm on it again