Come on /a/nons, I thought you guys also liked monster girls.
Anyhow, have a Space Dark Elf to start you off.
Right when you rest your head on the pillow I want you to imagine hipster [your monstergirl waifu] whispering in your ear. "Sleeping is so mainstream." And then she force feeds you half a gallon of the finest espresso made from pre-digested coffee beans and harvested under fair trade conditions.
And those beans were pre-digested and processed by herself.
Would you eat food processed by the body of your monstergirl waifu?
>Poop coffee implying coffee isnt shit to begin with
>vampire blood sausage
>your stillborn children as various assortments of steaks
We JUST had a thread.
But alright, lets start this shit.
Im curious, how do /tg/ see their monstergirls?
And how does this fit with your Emperor?
The fuck does this 40K shit have to do with anime & manga?
Not much, but fa/tg/uys have slowly invaded monster girl threads, and /a/ said nothing against it.
Can't those faggots stick to their own monsterfap threads? They have a whole board for it.
What is this shit.
/tg/? Go back to your fucking board.
>hating your brothers
Atleast they arent doing CYOA-cancer or kevin bullshit.
Show some class niggers, we have visitors from other boards.
Ignore the haters, lets see what kind of monstergirl offerings you have brought us.
>Show some class niggers, we have visitors from other boards.
Is this the type of filth that /a/ caters to nowadays? "Visitors from /tg/, better get down on my knees and do the Onahole Maneuver." If you're gonna have these shitty threads, at least make them look /a/-related.
How would you even make broth from lamia? Or manticore gelatin? Wait, no. I don't want to know how to make the second one.
Is there a place where you can go and buy monster themed eroge?
>retard doesnt know how to be a decent person
Im so fucking surprised.
Monstergirlthreads to begin with are extremly rarely /a/ related, so stop being so autistic.
Atleast hes not cancerous like so many of you are.
I would say us but i want no part of your cancerous self-insertion fapathons
Come on, anon. Fap with us. Each stroke brings us closer together as brothers.
this better be kawaii
Gelatin can be prepared in the home. Boiling certain cartilaginous cuts of meat or bones will result in gelatin being dissolved into the water. Depending on the concentration, the resulting stock (when cooled) will naturally form a jelly or gel.
While there are many processes whereby collagen can be converted to gelatin, they all have several factors in common.
The intermolecular and intramolecular bonds which stabilize insoluble collagen rendering it insoluble must be broken, and the hydrogen bonds which stabilize the collagen helix must also be broken.
The manufacturing processes of gelatin consists of three main stages:
Pretreatments to make the raw materials ready for the main extraction step and to remove impurities which may have negative effects on physio chemical properties of the final gelatin product,
The main extraction step, which is usually done with hot water or dilute acid solutions as a multi-stage extraction to hydrolyze collagen into gelatin, and finally;
The refining and recovering treatments including filtration, clarification, evaporation, sterilization, drying, rutting, grinding, and sifting to remove the water from the gelatin solution, to blend the gelatin extracted, and to obtain dried, blended and ground final product.
Yes, you can turn your manticore waifu into a gelatineous slime girl.
Although she will dead at that stage.
But atleast you can make candy out of her!
I thought the theme was that the waifu didn't have to get killed.
You niggers lack any sense of dignity and selfrespect.
You are turning into Gaia with your tunneling for monstergirl smut.
Fanfapfics that belongs at fanfiction.net.
A combination of twilight and 50 shades.
You disgust me, get your semencovered hands away from me.
Well I would imagine you would skin and clean the tail section of the Lamia. Slice it into meddalions, create a rue, and simmer it until it is done. Then you just need to filter it through some cheese cloth to remove the bones and meat.
Gelatin is pretty easy, you just need to render down the connective tissues and skin to get the collagen. You could then make a pretty easy aspic from the meats. Well relatively easy. Time consuming process, but if you are interested in something different you could do it.
40k wise, catgirls, beast girls, and dwarf girls are allowed in the Imperium. Yes, this is canon.
All the while Daemonic ones are of course heretical.
I've heard that this caused people to start fielding catgirl Guardswomen.
Of course in RPGs like D&D and Pathfinder, you can have anything from Succubi to having a lamia daughter.
Well you can use certain non-vital parts of her body.
She will only die if, as i said, you want to turn her into a slimegirl a la Suu.
So why arent there any beastgirl battlesisters?
>D&D lamia daughter
We really need a bioware/bethesda style monstergirl game.
It would sell more than porn.
Aliens, mostly. Or mutants.
The Emperor is a monsterboy?
Don't forget when we had that AI/robot thread which turned quickly into yanderes.
I like it.
Don't you know /a/non?
Right now, your computer knows your fetishes.
It knows what you like, what you hate, what gets you going.
If it somehow gets a body, it'll track you down.
It will take you.
And you will enjoy it. Because she or he will know everything about you.
What you like.
What you hate.
What you're scared of.
Well Psykers are a mutation of humanity, and Emps is the biggest one of all.
>tfw your computer will never turn into an S loli.
So it will both please and terrorize me?
Wonderful, i can hardly wait.
Dark Eldar aren't monster girls you retard.
You faggots aren't even trying.
More monstergirls than elves, cyclops or onis.
Nah. There are cases, but it's HERESY in most of the Imperium.
Most of them are kill/maim/burned. The rest of them are accepted by the imperium (felinids, ogryns, ratlings) Then there are the squats, who got the worst end of the stick. They got retconned.
Where do I sign in?
Technically Cecaelia can regrow their tentacles with relative ease, but I am above causing pain to my waifu.
Yes they are. They are vanilla tier, yes. But they are classified as monstergirls, just like leves or succubi.
So are there any monstergirls in Warhammer 40k Space Marines?
Cause all i saw was orcs, and i cant fap to them.
>You'll never live in the constant terror that is being loved by your computer
Why even bother living.
In time. In time. Most likely it'll trap you in a virtual wonderland where you two are happily married together and nothing is out of the blue.
While in real life your body is being raped over and over again and kept alive by her, all the while several lenses watch over you.
> Not MGs
Squats are back. Ordo Xenos passed the blame on the Adminisatrum, which passed the blame on the Mechanicus, which the Mechanicus called the Adminisatrum on it's bullshit, saying it's wrong.
Whenever you upgrade your computer, keep it's memories.
> Space Elves
> Space Dark Elves
> Space Dwarves
> Space Undead
> Space Succubi
> Space Wood Elves
> Space Draenei
> Space Femdom Dinosaurs
> Space Catgirls
> Space Sharkgirls
> Space Halflings
> Space Orgresses
> Space yandere robots
> Space Angels
Take your pick.
>He can't fap to Orks
Look at this faggot.
You can fuck off.
go back where you came from
fuck these threads are really going down the abyss. this is exactly why TLfag wanted only weekend threads.
>Space yandere robots
Well, im going to reinstall it.
I see what you did there.
>Whenever you upgrade your computer, keep it's memories.
That's the plan.
Much easier that way.
I though Draenei were from the space to begin with?
>actual discussion worse than cyoa-cancer, waifuflamewars, kevin-kun and all other pathetic bullshit you guys pull daily because you are miserable sods
I for one welcome /tg/, because they want to have fun and dont need to drive threads into swamphellholes because they cant fap on their own.
> Not wanting to be made a breeding slave
> Not being painted red so you can pump her full of semen faster
> Not wanting to have yellow on you so you can explosively cum in her
I also forgot, 40k used to have Space Centaurs.
The draenei are spacegipsies because Sargeras corrupted Kil'Jaeden and Archimonde and about half their planet and turned them into the demons known as "eredar".
"Draenei" actually mean "refugees".
>Not being painted red so you can pump her full of semen faster
>Not wanting to have yellow on you so you can explosively cum in her
We said monstergirls.
Come on, ya' git. Let me loot yer nob.
You know what really makes these threads bad? Guys like you who can't help but continue to shit in it no matter what.
Red makes things go faster
Yellow makes it more DAKKA
Centaurs are classic monsters. Stop using words you don't understand.
If that makes you laugh you will love what the Tau call us.
I'm not going to lie, I would pound her pussy till we bleed
>Centaurs are classic monsters
According to the greeks, who were major fans of bestiality.
Wolves are also classic monsters.
You know how in TTGL, all that crazy bullshit they done because they believed so?
Ork tech is like that.
Red makes you go faster, like Char.
Yellow makes things explode.
Hence, using red, a female Orc can make her mate/slave cum or pump faster, or in Ork/Orc tongue, fasta.
No, not Chakats.
I see I'm not the only guy who like Orc women.
Too bad there's nothing on Orc women raping guys.
Alright, what do the Tau call us?
Would you venture into an arachne's rape cave?
Tau are to the Imperium, as the Imperium are to the Eldar.
>Too bad there's nothing on Orc women raping guys.
Maybe some WoW fanart, i guess?
I've searched but there's nothing like that.
I think women on guy rape is only a Japanese thing.
It seems that the japs are the only ones who willingly make themselves rapevictims.
Being of viking descent, i cant really understand that.
But my dick does.
Yeah, it's called dlsite.
I just realized that this comic perfectly describes the two major attitudes we have towards monster girls here in this thread.
>paying for porn
So I'm guessing /a/nons are a lot more prudish when it comes to MGs compared to /tg/?
Then again, /tg/ is just /d/ but with as a "sfw" board.
/a/ is also a "sfw" board but the raging autism cannot be contained in the face of their desperation for MG smut.
They fill me with shame.
There is nothing prudish about these threads, quite the contrary, they swell with lust.
Even for furries.
Its really good.
Not even taking into consideration /tg/ here. It's like some are fine with whatever, but others will take the time to constantly voice out how they hate something and insult those who enjoy it. Horsepussy.
I wonder which board has more raging autism.
/tg/ or /a/?
See, your attitude is pretty much cancer here. It just. Reeks of autism.
I bet you would love if we turned into MLP so that you could drown yourself in filth.
I bet you hate the police and government too for ruining your "fun".
Hey, he wanted to buy it. I just google RJ's, but if that's what anon wants to do, not my issue.
I'm glad someone realises. Not worth trying to address them though, word filter the shit and the thread becomes more decent, if with the odd stub.
/a/ is for /a/utism. It doesn't even have to be inherently anime related to get them flying off into a shitposting rage. Hell they're complaining about /tg/ being here.
>Implying half of the people in threads weren't already people that browse /tg/ since ever.
>ignoring cancer will stop it
No, it will only ruin everything you ever loved if you leave it unchecked.
They are just like trolls or the Ruinous Powers. Don't feed them.
>>Implying half of the people in threads weren't already people that browse /tg/ since ever.
There's no such thing as a good fa/tg/uy post-cleansing. It's a shithole on the level of /co/, and I don't want them to bring their /tg/ shit here like some fucking furries. And you know what? Back when /tg/ was good, they DIDN'T bring their shit everywhere. Regardless, this thread has nothing at all to do with anime or manga. Thus, get the fuck out, back to /tg/ or /mlp/ or whatever shithole you came from. Sorry for ruining your thread, you cancerous shitposter.
>"sweet, a MG thread"
And then a bunch of autists moan and complain about basically nothing. Last I checked, /tg/'s stuff like Eldar are as MG as elves and the like, which are allowed here.
I also don't give a fuck if a tripfag wants threads on weekends. If you don't like the thread, contribute what you like or ignore it.
Then what exactly is /a/ related then? Circlejerking about which musume waifu is better?
I want to marry a harpy
Get in line.
by the way I haven't read the thread so forgive me if I'm missing some bullshit drama, my suggestion is just to ignore it and post and discuss monster girls, and if you don't like monster girls, browse one of the other threads on this fine board because I'm sure you will find something you like
I dunno, I tried to make a reasonable point about how the people spamming their baseless shitposting whines were being more obnoxious faggots than the claim of becoming MLP that they were afraid of, once. Only response it got was some wacky personal attack that completely ignored any attempt to discuss what's wrong or how to better anyone.
Meanwhile more reasonable people are pointing out grammar is shit and that people should really hold a higher standard and use better tools before posting, and they take that to heart. We get a higher standard and people putting more effort into their passions. Win-win.
So yeah, nah, ignoring the buzzword retards is more valuable than trying to waste time interacting with people too stupid to hold a meaningful conversation every time.
It's really simple.
Bitchy, retarded post - Ignore.
Coherent, intelligent post - Intelligent, well-phrased response.
New chapter never
Or in a month. Be patient.
/tg/ is more discussion based. As in, if discussing MG, then they would describe biology and ecology of the monster girl. They also do more stories and world building.
/a/ is more for cute pictures and circlejerking.
Your fault for letting the elusive TF slip away to ski.
who likes fish girls?
Wait, what happened to TF? I haven't heard about this.
So what is /a/'s consensus on the worst kind of monster girl?
See, you're perpetuating the problem as well. Because you respond like this, like an autist, you pretty much just signal to these idiots that it's okay to continue arguing.
There's no need to point out the fucking obvious. Every reasonable person knows that. The fact that you feel the need to point it out, however, marks you out as an autist.
She was skiing so the scans will come later than usual.
Not counting stuff from MGQ?
I personally dislike skeletons because they are not soft.
Also anything parasitic is awful.
Oh, okay. And I almost had a heartattack that she dropped MonMusu.
I just get doubtful sometimes, but I'm done with doing that now. I'm sorry. ;_;
they are annoying
So you are more concerned about how it is written than what is written?
You intentionally ignore any attempt at discussing the problem in favour of attacking the person because he made a few typos or forgot to put a comma in one place?
Thats really hypocritical.
While this with >>>/mlp/ and whatnot are buzzwords, its actually as accurate as saying that D&D threads belong on /tg/.
The fact that people ignore it because they somehow think that /a/ is a sacred place thats better than the other threads and decide to... I dont know, collectivly delude themselves in fantasies instead of just enjoying monstergirls isnt helping.
Especially not when entire threads are devoted to it and people treat smutwriters like they are sacred prophets.
I miss when we just discussed monstergirls without acting like everything in life is shit because they arent real, or that people fill the threads with their own self-insertion fantasies.
It doesnt contribute to anything.
All it does is telling everyone else how miserable you are in a vague blog-like way.
"Guys look what i dreamt last night!" kind of way.
And its getting out of hand.
I didn't say that. How it is written is important, but it's not a sin to make some typos and the such. But if you write without basic grammatical rules, people will be more likely to not take your post seriously or just ignore it whole.
By the way, it's in the global rules.
Its also in global rules to not post nude/NSFW pictures.
You can almost count all SFW MG pictures posted here on one hand per thread.
There are 35 pictures in this thread as of yet, but I don't see any that would hit the promotions meter.
This thread is an exception.
It might be the /tg/ influence considering we also had discussion, surprisingly enough.
There were a lot of exception threads.
Whenever i look; all i see is CYOAs, >"you will never" spamathon, flamewars, mountains of porn but very little classy monstergirl images and what not.
Atleast Kevin is no more.
>I miss when we just discussed monstergirls without acting like everything in life is shit because they arent real
This is often done jokingly
>or that people fill the threads with their own self-insertion fantasies.
Are you talking about the stories? People just enjoy reading and writing about monster girls, anon. Really, I just think you're letting your prejudices get the better of you.
>You intentionally ignore any attempt at discussing the problem in favour of attacking the person because he made a few typos or forgot to put a comma in one place?
No, sorry, I meant grammar in stories that were posted, CYOA or otherwise. Realised after the fact that might not be really clear. Like randomly yelling at them to stop didn't change anything, but there's at least one guy that stopped and is going to work on basic grammar and such because people said it needs improved and he didn't want to shit things up with the low standard.
That's fair, and sure, things will blur and shift over time. There's probably a lot of factors to it, like trickle of content and love for what's inherently an open setting that MonMusu opens a path into without moving to a different board. I can believe people feel more comfortable in 'their own board', like with how much people are told to lurk, the way other boards do things might be daunting or just not what they're looking for. Having these threads from /a/ in the background while I get on with stuff is pretty homely, familiar and fun.
On fiction front, /a/'s pretty big on escapism and hating real life, I guess, and with monster girls being more of a setting it kind of gave it that foothold of freedom to create and now it's a pretty established thing. People can have any reason to enjoy writing and reading the same as anything on /a/ but as long as we ask for the higher standard, people are reasonable about holding back.
I've been to MG threads since first few chapters of MonMusu and I rarely ever see CYOAs or THAT much porn (except for the obvious MG porn threads. But I agree with the flamewars and the '>you will never' shit. Other than that, there were many good things too.
>Cue romcom where my loli laptop "childhood friend" (being technically the oldest) and my well-endowed gaming PC are fighting over me
Why isn't this a manga, it's genius
>I rarely ever see CYOAs
I dont know what timezone you are in, or what hours of the day you visit MG threads, but you are lucky.
We can have several up at once, we can have them starting their own when one stops like they work in shifts.
And they always, always, go for the sex scene and then end it.
It might be because of anons always picking options that seem to be the fastest path to the sex.
The sex scenes doesnt contribute anything to the story.
They spend more time describing cocksucking and hipthrusting than they build the world.
It amounts to simple MGE fanfiction, and its just a waste of time for everyone involved.
They could take the same time to write a bigger and perhaps better story, and anons could masturbate furiously imagining the characters getting it on like they do anyways.
In the end, anons just want someone to show them monstergirl characters, i do belive that was the basic intent, but writing the sex scenes for anons proved to be a simple and quick way to gain approval from the anonymous mass.
And as we have seen, the only time anons wont approve is when grammar have been thrown to the wind.
>ara ara laptop and genki alienware tomboy
Let's be honest, the ">you will never" shit has been around from back in the day when we used to have a monstergirl thread every few months at most.
The >you will never stuff has been around as long as /a/ has existed.
So basically Lisa from PSO2.
And yes, it's glorious.
we have scans and levels are nearly done already.
Well, there's Hyperdimension Neptunia but with actual PC platforms and personal connections to people instead of just Peashy Engine? Yes, glorious.
>when we used to have a monstergirl thread every few months at most.
Its easier to tolerate someone being an ass once a month, than thrice every day.
CYOAs and everything else that i find to be degenerating the fanbase as a whole can be creative and stimulating, but its becoming too much because people take advantage of it.
There is nothing wrong with a nice story once a week that takes us on a journey, but thats not how its used, or what anons are looking for despite what some may say.
Some claim its just for seeing a world of monstergirls, yet all they crave for when a story rolls around is the sex.
And its blatantly obvious.
But i feel like im repeating myself.
That sound terrible. I usually frequent 4chan between 4pm and midnight. I'm GMT+1 by the way.
>For the dood
This shouldn't make me laugh
You know, its against the rules to visit 4chan if you are underage.
Honestly I just ignore the cyoa adventures at this point, because there's just too many to reliably follow, and back when I was following them they all progressed the same way anyway. Then there's also the fact that they usually have meh-tier writing.
The way I see it, it'd be better for everyone who really wants to write to do it through another website instead of posting it in the threads. Personally I suggest anonkun, since it's such a good medium for cyoa's.
I know it. But do you?
>And its blatantly obvious.
See, now. You're definitely just projecting.
Were they posted here?
Alright anon, tell me, do you not see it?
Are you genuinly wondering every time how it will end?
Do you honestly think people try to go for interesting scenarios that we otherwise would not see?
Or are you just taking the piss?
>There is nothing wrong with a nice story once a week that takes us on a journey, but thats not how its used, or what anons are looking for despite what some may say.
>Some claim its just for seeing a world of monstergirls, yet all they crave for when a story rolls around is the sex.
>And its blatantly obvious.
You're a cynic, anon. That's terribly clear and it's why you're such a downer. Really now, you're part of a much worse problem that's going on in these threads.
Anon, the problem is that you've narrowed your view too much. Story elements always repeat themselves, but it's the small variations we enjoy. You feel ashamed because you think it's all rather undignified, and you just end up lashing out at everyone. Just calm down, man. Take a break from these threads. Just stop being so angry here all the time.
no. not yet.
Label me as a cynic if you want.
I just look at what happens and i see a pattern that worsens on a steady rate.
If you think i am a bigger problem for criticizing what you guys do, just like how i find your activities (assuming you do partake in them) to be a big problem, then fine.
Its not like we can duke it out.
I'll remain and try to get people to understand that moderation is not the devil, and you will fight me i guess.
I'm sorry for wanting you all and monstergirls to improve and be something wonderful, instead of endlessly aiming to fap to anything.
I want /a/ to enjoy monstergirls without cheapening them.
Maybe i have been here too long, but i dont want to leave /a/ and seek a new home.
I want my current place to be better, rather than let it burn to the ground and buy a one a few kilometres down the road.
Maybe i just am getting old, but you whippersnappers aint making it easy on me.
There are reasons for why these CYOAs and stories are good for this thread, though. They make for interesting stories about monster girls.
Monster Musume and Centaur's Worries are alright, yes, but they don't really have all that interesting of a plot (although the former definitely has some great PLOT). I think these threads were the liveliest when people were discussing MGQ, actually. It was cheesy, yeah, but it had an interesting story which people liked to discuss.
You seem to have quite the chip on your shoulder regarding how well a story is written, but really, that shouldn't mean all these stories should be done away with just because of that. If these stories interest and entertain people, then leave it be.
That's another problem you have. You're looking down your nose at everyone. You really should stop that.
i want to pet Kon
but everyone here complains that robots are not welcome
There's always been a sexual aspect to these monster girl threads in the beginning, there's no denying that. And a large portion of people's interest in them is because of their image as a 'perfect lover' (devoted, loving, kinky, etc). Some anons celebrate and revel in these things. You may feel uncomfortable at how freely they express themselves, but you can't just claim that their enjoyment is inferior or worse to the way you show your love for monster girls.
Really, just need to try to be more respectful, alright? That's the least you could do for everybody else.
But thats where you are wrong.
I do not look down on the people here, if i did then i wouldnt even be discussing it with you.
I try to keep a good discussion with you fellows because i know that you have some sense in you, but you have let your insatiable lust for monstergirls run amok in typical human fashion and you seize anything even remotely related to it because fuck it, its monstergirls.
It was not my intention to appear as if i look down on you, it is simply that some things you do is of considerably lower quality, and sometimes, outright shitposting.
And then we have the waifuflamewars, we have people who seek attention, something that once went against what 4chan stood for.
I can understand if you havent been here for long.
Maybe two, three years tops.
Even good people fuck up.
Now that things has calmed a bit, who is the best/your favourite monster girl artist?
Z-Ton for the anatomy, Okayado for the cuteness.
its hard for me to pick a favorite, but i know which one is the worst
Yeah, im still waiting.
Okayado because is cute. Hroz because best vanilla. Z-Ton because I like him, no reason here.
it would be heaven if Hroz suddenly had the drawing skills of a better artist
or whoever drew tamamo (MGQ).
or whoever drew Alma and Gran.
You better mean delphinus.
Setouchi has atleast some redeeming works.
This the Setouchi doujin from C85 was great.
That would be frfr.
And im still mad as fuck that he cant draw Granberia without her armour.
Setouchi is good, they just gave him too much vore girls
Dont mention him.
Speaking of Z-Ton, did that monkey comic get scanned?
Vore wasnt the problem, its how fucking disgusting the girls are.
Which is annoying because his art is good, but he uses his power for evil.
I was talking more about Lava girl and Yuki Onna.
Fire and Ice ya know?
So how would you fellow paladins keep monsters under control?
I would suppress paladins.
using my dick.
once I find my lamia waifu i'll stop dicking monsters.
>not keeping yourself pure for your lamia waifu
Is that you SHODAN ? You look more moe than usual.
Why is /a/ such a casual. Not recognizing one of the most iconic vidiya game characters.
Go home Yahtzee, noone cares about system shock anymore.
I have to ask, do we have any drawfags in here at the moment who are feeling a bit bored?
I am not late am I?
>You will never break Hitomi
>New Kuroshiki Manga
>New Z-Ton Manga
>Same Anthology, holy shit!
>Z-Ton's is more like bestiality
This disappointment is heart-crushing
It's never too late!
Did Translatorfag scan the Z-ton monkey yet?
Am I gonna have to start stalking her like the Harpy Guy does?
Halloween was 3 months ago.
No and no.
No, Halloween is only 9½ months away
Its always time to bully.
Time to rev up those New Years resolutions.
Why did hound get banned again?
>Be boy growing up in village close to a spooky castle
>Every year one boy who has come of age is sent to the castle
>They never ever come back
>You ignore this because you aren't nearly of age yet
>You spend your days playing with the other children
>Your step into adulthood comes all too suddenly, what's worse is that your birthday is the only birthday this month
>You hear your parents conversing with the village elder about this years "sacrifice"
>Fuck that shit, on the night before the big ceremony you GTFO as fast as you can
>You'd rather die than face the castle
Yeah, i dont want to hear that from such a dickhead.
Where do I get one?
>on your travels you meet a salamander and ask her to teach you her craft
>You swear to your village that you will become a monster-hunter of great repute
>The training with salamander is tough as shit
>She never goes easy on you
>After a years worth of training she tells you that tomorrow is the big day, and you will take your test of combat
>The night before, you quietly slip away, leaving behind all the gold coins you owned
>Years later you are a great monster-hunter who is known far and wide
>You specialize in killing vampires
>On the road you are accosted by an enraged rape happy Ushi-oni
>Suddenly out of nowhere, a sharply dressed shapely woman seems to almost materialize out of thin air
>She uses her rapier to gracefully deliver a Coup de grace, and behead the ushi-oni
>She succeeds in dodging the corrupted blood
>You find out her name is alicia, and she is a vampire hunter just like you
>You decide to become traveling companions
It'll be ready by 2020-2040
If Hroz actually even took the time to buy one of those "How to Draw" books, he would be.
Monster girls in bunnysuits are something I had never considered before this moment, but am incredibly eager to learn more about.
So, you like to play castlevania!
Bunny suits, santa suits, work out clothes. I'd like more of monster girls when set in modern settings acting you know, like girls.
>Your first big vampire hunting job with alicia
>You two hear a rumour about a vampire feeding off men living in the province of Sylvania
>You decide to check it out
>You stay a night at the inn near the castle, and in the morning head off towards it
>You tie up the horses a few minutes away from the bridge across the moat
>You fight back to back through hordes of undead
>You reach the vampires chambers
>Alicia tells you to guard the door while she goes in to fend off the vampire alone, and she doesn't want to be interrupted
>You look at your time piece, 15 minutes have already passed
>You begin to get worried
>You quickly and quietly open the door, and what you see is...
>... The vampire getting fucked doggystyle by a withered older man
>Alicia is next to them
>The old man's hand is massaging her slit as he sucks on her breast
>Alicia's head is back with her tongue lolling out, past her teeth, her sharp, sharp elongated teeth
>her now red eyes have rolled back into her head
>Ah, you finally realize she was a dhampir
>In your surprise, your crossbow drops to the floor and clatters
>Alicia's head snaps up, and you lock eye contact for a brief moment
>Something inside you breaks
>You turn around slowly, and head towards the castle gate
>work out clothes
Ohh yes that sounds lovely.
>"Oh anon, looking for loli femdom impregnation monstergirl stuff again? You didn't finish that doujin yesterday, why not pick up where you left? And uum... please stroke slowly... and don't hesitate to moan a bit..."
Why is she so best?
Jingai Shunman 8 featuring clam girl.
It will be the end of the series, not including extended rereleases of 5 to 8.
B-b-but I don't want to wait that long
Anime happens - Slow mo Miia bouncing
>Being this much of a coward
>Not accepting your glorious Salamander waifu
We don't want the animators to die.
That and I'd have to invest in a bigger tv for those two to bounce.
>dat delicious brownness in slow mo bounce
But they're already being pumped full of dick
I feel like i have read this before.
Admittedly, I don't know if she'd really bounce as much with slithering instead of walking. Unless she does it that curl up and push forward way with extra hip thrusting animation. Still, side to side jiggle would be cool, too.
HanaKana voices Mero since she never wins.
Who would voice Rachne?
Im going on anonkun and writing this
Daily reminder there was a point when MM was a love story about a man and a lamia.
Too many good monstergirls for a single mangaka to handle.
Should have been a joint venture project between several artists. Similar to Queen's Blade.
Each artist focuses on one type of monster girl.
That's not superior Tomasu yeti girl.
Or even at least have a bunch of different couples whose stories tie together. Right now it's just tits on parade.
Sure is manga in here.
Still remember the shitstorm over Papi's single feather appearing and potentially threatening Miia's turf.
>We don't want no harem.
Is he broken at the NTR or the fact Alice is a dhampir.
Please remove that picture, it shames the necrons
Didn't the original "living with [...]" strips even make a joke about how the human guys were all somehow identical looking brothers, each living with a different monster? Would have worked at well.
I don't get it
why are yandere monster girls so superior?
Best eyes coming through.
Where's the writefag who was doing the dragon story last time?
Or we could just read the phone girl doujin again.
I really wish I had someome who telle me I don't have to masturbate because "I had them".
But they're not
There's also the story of the ona hole turning into a real girl to serve her master as a cumdumpster. She's so grateful how she's been taken care of and loved getting the D.
The thing is though, her master is a futa. So if that's your thing, search for it.
>You will never fuck your toaster
Thanks for remining me that there's porn of the brave little toast.
I just hope we'll get along nicely
>Ruining Dragon like this
Puts more of, or, a different kind of monster in the girl, I guess.
Lots and Lots of fire
What about your bed?
She know's all of your dreams.
She comforts you when you're sad.
She gives you a blanket to hide under when you're scared.
And the greatest thing to her is seeing your sleeping face.
That time you fapped using the pillows?
Why the fuck are you hanging around that slut coach?
>You will never be Kirc Cameron-Jones
> T-T-Tan?! T-That's Senpai to you!
STOP TALKING TO ME FURNITURE
Blame the orgymaster demon queen.
I just had an idea
MC living in a house filled with yandere furniture
Both, especially the dhampir part considering it was a vampire that made him become a Monster Hunter in the first place
>She loved when I drool on her
>Wet dreams knock her up
Sorry I just made it up on the spot
I DESIRE to know more.
>House itself is a tsundere that constantly locks him out
>Car is a slut
What are those weird mouth things for?
Wasn't that the plot of Smart House? Yandere AI house?
anon you just aren't seeing it from my point of view, it may seem that those other shitty, slutty, whores are nice but in reality all they want is to fuck you and leave you. A yandere would never do that to you.
And lets be honest here, the truth is that you're such a little loser that you will never be loved by anyone but a yandere. Can't you see that all that a yandere wants is to cuddle up next to you and make you feel wanted. It's love as true as the sea is blue. accept me.
the truth is I know exactly where you live. Everytime someone compliments your taste? that's me tracking your IP. I made sure that you don't have to worry about other little slutty anons getting in the way too, whenever someone insults you I personally make them pay. Because after all nothing is too good for my one and only love.
I realize it might seem scary at first but that's alright, you just need to get used to my true love. I'm sure that with some time you'll come to see how incredibly superior and amazing I am and how much I love you, not one of those little whores who just want to use you.
and if you don't like it? well then I'll just tie you up and cuddle with you until you realize the truth. I'll make it so that you can't live without me if it's necessary, nothing is too far when you're involved. You'll come to love me, I know it!
Well, it's Monday.
I guess I can continue my shitty CYOA later, when I've had some coffee.
Decoration. They're part of her clothes.
source please? I searched but can't find anything
Now I have a boner
I want to fuck my bed now
frick! x frick!
>Stephen: "Oh hey I think I'll name it -Misery-"
Decoration usually doesn't drool.
Why is there never any cute little brown bear monster girls? Or any bear girls? I just want a loli fluffy monster girl.
Didn't you hear? Drool is the new pink
New chapter never
Just because it's alive doesn't mean it's a part of the creature wearing it. This is wonderland after all. People probably eat screaming bread and butter flies for breakfast.
Because they aren't little. Get a honey bear if that's what you want you shortstack lover.
And bring one back for me too.
Ehh not digging it.
Or even better,
Yandere MILF bear
Too bad bears in general are never posted.
>"Your butter feels so nice and warm against my skin!"
A little coloring on the panties...
Aside from that, absolutely divine.
Now I want a Pandamonstergirl
Pandas are boss
Going to try to go with black see through.
>tfw you will probably be able to sex your monster waifu in the near future due to technological advancements
What if I'd just rather talk then have sex?
But... nothing could truly match her weight, warmth, and love
Along with her being a healthy part of a balance breakfast.
>"Tickle my toast-pussy with your tounge, Onii-chan!"
Someone's bound to make a waifu simulator on VR tech, hang in there yo
>"I'm gonan crumb, I'm gonna crumb. AAAAHHHH"
>Implying no genetic engineering
Giving a lump of genetic material the appearance of my waifu isn't going to make it be her.
>"Onii-chan, your hot and sticky butter is inside me now. What if I get pregnant?"
That doesn't mean you can't learn to love her anon.
I bet they could "program" a few basic personality traits into her if we're going for changing physiology. So while an actual personality couldn't be developed, a few basic traits could go in, i.e. Salamanders are adventurous and like exercise while lamias are loving and slightly jealous.
Alright. I was stuck between doing a story on yandere furniture or yandere computer. Flipped a coin, and we have yandere furniture.
And there's the link
Your waifu doesn't exist. Therefore you have to make her yourself.
The things I'd to to this phat ass. Nffffff
>God damn it Anon! What have I told you about playing with your food?
So it'd be Artificial Academy, but with Monster Girls?
"I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here are my handles, here is my mouth"
"When I got all steamed up, make me shout!"
"Just bend me over and eat me out"
>"Well I have to do SOMETHING until you finish making the Pancakes and Bacon!"
One well placed smack on the flank:
Sober Cerea - Embarrassed, asks why her master would do such a thing, but gives a slight smile rubbing the spot
Full Moon - Whinny, backs her rear to you, 'May I have another Master?'
>"You're just like your Father." The monster-mom shakes her head in disapproval.
What about a ghost-girl. Only you can see and interact with her. You can pull pranks with her on other people.
You could do some kinky shit outside of the house too.
Perfect flank for pulling Darling's and Miia's wedding carriage.
>Camera pans to the left, showing the dad reenacting the ending of MGS3 with Breakfast Sausages, Bacon, and Scrambled Eggs.
that's not honey
And we still dont.
>you'll never have a Ryu try to woo you by showing off her powers
>and be dissapointed when she cant make a waterfall turn around and fall upwards by pure rage
They can't do anything on their own, they can't cook, clean, or know when you're out of bear.
What are they even good for?
>or know when you're out of bear.
Well its not her fault that i crack open a bear every now and then.
I will drown you in a sea of your own blood.
Have you watched tasogare otome x amnesia?
Goddamn that series was shit.
>"RAPE ME RAPE ME!"
Although the VN was amusing.
Shes locked in a cage and raped, escapes and goes back.
That's where it all began, my nigger. She's top-tier material in general too.
my my, you wouldn't want to do it with an old yandere alien like me would you anon?
Matt Ward did that better than that picture ever could.
it's surprisingly vanilla for the most part for monstergirl standards
I remember this. Some real SnU shit.
I think we may be talking about two different things, anon. While the show I'm talking about isn't exactly a shining pinnacle of perfection, all it has is the manga it was based off of.
Oo mama. Yes.
>wanting to fuck a horse
Anon, we need to have a talk with your father.
Jesus Christ, that's terrifying
>no vore tag
Well, it's a start.
>It has tits, woman. I don't see the problem.
>Don't undermine me in front of our son!
>So boy, TF translate the new chapter yet?
What is wrong with Centaurs?
Besides wanting to fuck a horse is bestiality?
First she melt my heart, then all i felt was fear.
But its a Centaur, not a horse. The pussy would be one of a mythical creature.
We have had this discussion about a million times. If it can consent to sex, it is not bestiality.
>horse body with human torso attached to the neck
Its a horse pussy.
We have had this discussion a million times.
Theres a reason its located EXACTLY in the same spot the horse pussy is, instead of where a human vagina is supposed to be.
Oh jolly, its just furry.
>Living on a ranch
>Centaur falls through the cattle guard
>Both front legs are broken
>Have to put her down
>Pull the trigger as she's begging you not to and saying that she loves you
Such is the life of a rancher
so anything with lower half of a animal would be bestiality?
we will run out of monster girls this way
Maybe you should take a hint for 300.
Off to the glue factory!
This is what we all wanted, and frankly I still would prefer it if new monstergirls would end up with another male character instead being added to Darling's harem.
Not if the vagina is placed in the human body, as is the norm amongst monstergirls.
And Setouchi for some godforsaken reason.
That is bait. Cute bait, but bait nonetheless.
So snake pussy is ok, but horse pussy isn't? Gee talk about double standards. inb4 assmad miafags
>Implying horse pussy faggots aren't just trying to stir up shit
>Implying a true pussy lover doesn't love all pussies
What is it with these bestialityfucks and lying?
I want to slap her ass and take her for a ride.
Then what about pic related?
The best pussy is the one that belongs to the monster girl you love. No other distinctions are needed in my opinion.
WHAT IF WE WERE TO SEPARATE THE HUMAN HALF FROM THE HORSE HALF AND ATTACH IT TO SOME ROBOTIC LEGS?!
IS IT STILL BEASTIALITY?!
bitch your just jealous of my supersaiyan swag.
If centaurs have human like capacity to withstand shock and heal damage, then no.
I dunno, it's pretty old and stale, now. I mean you could go back to the start of this very thread and see effectively the same thing being brought up and dismissed as shit bait.
Stop responding to it, people. Really, you're too easy.
Exactly. Whether that pussy be a horse pussy, snake cloaca, or human pussy, what matters is that it belongs to your waifu,
fuck off back to /mlp/ horse fucker
centaurs are the worst monstergirl
>your just jealous
great bait mate.
I miss when this was about miia
But she can hug you like this!
Can centaurs do the same!? Uh!?
They are meant to reproduce with horses, not humans to boot.
We all do.
>the sound on those metal feet clicking as she stalks down a hallway
Jesus this reminds me of the days I use to watch SyFy as a kid
I was being generous, actually. It has been around since Cerea was introduced to the manga.
Im not sure whether to be terrified of this or love it
>she stalking you at night, with no one else in the streets and poor light
>clink clink clink
>Sittin out on the lake with a .12 gauge
>It's harpy season
>See a three pack comin in from the north side
>Take aim and fire
>Huntin dog girl takes off to the brush where it landed
>Comes back with the harpy girls neck danglin from her mouth.
>Plops the corpse beside you.
>You take a sip of your beer and pet your dog girl between her ears as her tail wags back and forth happily.
>You'll have to remember to give her the liver for doin a good job.
Such is typical day during hunting season.
Well that's what you get for having a retarded centaur. There's a reason that only ones smart enough to keep weight off their legs while they heal are allowed to breed.
I hope we can get a new necron dex soon, haven't had one in more than 5 years
The Demon Lord actually doesn't want the world to be one endless neverending orgy, even if she's a succubus.
It's her daughters that usually are the problem.
Have the Chinese scans of the latest chapter been posted?
just a reminder that the hearts are drawn on to represent how many times she fucked
>hunting with my owl girl
it would be a dream
A horse who can't put weight on its feet is a horse who is going to end up with necrotizing tissue in his feet, inflammation, laminitis, severe pain, the toe bone sinking out through the sole of the foot, and ultimately death.
Horses are not built like dogs or cats or humans. They can't lie down for long periods of time. They can't stay off their feet for long periods of time. Their anatomy and physiology DEMANDS that they bear weight on all four legs, and at a relatively even pressure across all four of them. You take that ability away - by breaking two of the four legs - and you condemn the horse to a slow, painful, hobbling death.
If you rotate a owl girl's body, would her head still hold in place?
You just cant bring her anywhere without her destroying something with her fat ass.
she would rip your eyeballs out, like any owl
Yeah, I just remember it at least until recently being more of a running joke than, well, 'this'. At least not as frequently as this.
Even God hates horses.
>Go to hug owlgirl from behind
>Head swivels around 180 degrees
Not sure. All I know is that TF scanned the latest chapter yesterday. It should be coming soon.
>Sittin in a tree stand with your bow
>It's turkey girl season
>Owl girl is perched ina tree on the other side of the clearin
>Pack of four eventually wobbles through
>Take aim and fire
>Hit one through the heart, instant kill
>Other three scatter
>Owl girl returns shortly with two dead turkey girls clutched in her talons
>Complains about the one that got away
>Smile and tell her three out of four is still pretty dang good
>She huffs but blushes slightly as you pet her hair.
And it was the best thanksgiving dinner ever
Yandere owl girls would be the most fucking scary thing ever
Ghost is worse.
remember the yandere skeleton inside your body
Dear lord horses are fragile... I don't want a centaur waifu anymore if she will die that easily
>Walking through the jungle with your Lizardman waifu on your way to some mercenary job or other
>Hey, Anon, watch this
>She aims somewhere in the forest and fires
>Bird falls off of a branch, birds start to scatter
>You fire at one of the birds that's flying away, managing to hit it
>She pouts for a few minutes before punching you in the arm while muttering something about being a showoff
The sound of whirring parts and servos as she nears, her steps slowing with her approach.
>"I've found you."
I was just about to post this.
>look at some beautiful girl passing by
>she forces you to strangle her to death
How do you explain it to the police?
So a skeleton girl goes and poses your skeleton? Or your own skeleton gains it's own sentience and controls you? They both sound horrifying
you tell them it was your skeleton!
>Be a rancher clearin brush from the cattle trails
>Bein careless and accidentally approach a snake hole
>Lamia tail whips out and wraps around my boot
>Thinkin quickly use chainsaw to slice through the tail
>Lamia cries out and slowly crawls out
>Chainsaw puts her down quickly
>Go back to the house and get a gas bomb
>Drop it down the snake hole
>Three little Lamias stagger out, chokin and suffocatin on the gas
>Finally die and stop twitchin
>Drag em all to the burn pit and finish clearin the brush
>Roast marshmallows over the bonfire in celebration of gettin rid of the shit that had been eatin my cattle.
Those monster girls are pesky man, I tell you what.
She's also obsessed with watching Terminator 1 and 2.
>"The voice inside me told me to do it"
>Into the loony bin you goes
>"ISN'T IT GREAT ANON?'
>"NOW WE CAN BE ALONE TOGETHER FOREVER!"
Please stop bully ;_;
Shame that doesnt work in sweden.
oh well, atleast normal prison is 4 star hotel.
she is always back
now tell us about the wolf girls trying to eat your sheep girls
Why Anon why would you kill poor innocent-
Oh, this ones cute.
>Not calmly telling the lamias to get off your land
How many people would actually read a story about a Lizardman mercenary and her adventures with her husband?
Levels are done. Waiting on the TL. So many things to color.
Now I ain't against monster girls, but a man's gottas make a livin. Anythin that stops me from doin that, well, I won't exactly take kindly to.
I detect the presence of scum
>the gunfire attracts a large patrol of African militiamen and the two of you are unceremoniously butchered by machetes as they swarm over you
God damnit you guys.
>such is life in detroit
>Pointlessly killing pretty birdies
>Killing a harmless constrictor species of Lamia
>Killing three turkeys when even the largest of families can only get through two and still have left overs
Have fun on your rat infested, song-bird less, morbidly obese farm
>Lizardman and mercenary
>Not able to fend off a bunch of uneducated cannibals
>you're going to sleep after a long day of hunting with your hunting owl girl
>she is ruffling her feathers while cuddling which basically turns her into a very fluffy pillow.
>she coos and hoots whenever you stroke her feathery hair and she rubs her face against yours with a dumb smile on her face.
>at some point during the night you stop hugging her and face the other way.
>she doesn't want to wake you up so she scoots to the other side so she can be in your embrace again.
>you wake up to the sound of tapping at your window. you move slowly to not wake your hunting owl girl who is still using you like a daki.
>as soon as you get up you see barn owl girl with her large eyes crying on the other side while her talon constantly taps glass
>"who... who... who are you cuddling with?" she presses her face to the glass and a deranged smile comes across her face.
>you take out your 12 gauge and point it at the window, telling her to scat before you blow her brains out.
>she laughs and tells you to try, the trigger makes a strange sound and you realize she emptied it.
>"Let me in anon, don't you believe in true love?!" she screams while her talons claw at the glass uselessly.
>you back away slowly from the screeching crying monster
>the moment you look back at the window there's no one there except the scratches from her attempts.
>you hear the sound of feet pressing on wood and the slow whine of a door opening downstairs. your blood turns cold and you skip a beat.
>the door suddenly flies open and she throws herself on top of you "Now you'll have to love me!!" she screams as she rips your shirt to threads
> a blur of feathers attacks the barn owl girl and you close your eyes
>when you open your eyes your hunting owl girl is poised over the barn owl girl with her throat torn out.
>she swallows it like a delicious piece of meat before walking over to you slowly.
>"nobody can have my prey!" she screeches before kissing you with her blood-stained lips.
Thank god, Songbird is a dangerous bastard.
>you will never found new rhodesia and slot floppies with your monstergirl waifu
Isn't there one sort of like that?
Im not sure clearing one dungeon -> sex -> end counts as a story.
Its an intro.
>Millitiamen attacks with a dozen machetes
>Kill several with your rifle
>Your waifu charges at them and they try to hack her to pieces
>"Your tiny dull machetes are no match for ex-spetsnaz lizard scales"
>Little do they understand your waifu's claws is much for killing than machetes
>Waifu slaughters militiamen while singing old Red Army war songs
>Glory to the Motherland
There's the one where you journey on a pirate ship with a Lizardgirl that wants to be your waifu.
>communist instead of nazi
Damn, and you were so close!
Yandere monster girls always arouse me.
Isnt that Berserk?
It's like you don't like having an ex-Executive Outcomes waifu
>>Three little Lamias stagger out, chokin and suffocatin on the gas
I felt how my life span shortened by a year.
Damn right i dont.
>mechanical sounds and her steel legs hitting the ground
>all her red eyes shining in the dark
Too bad the next chapter wont be released for 2 months.
What if it was a whole shitload of uneducated ungabondas
We really need to get a drawfag on this.
>Sittin in a rockin chair after a hard day on the ranch
>See a lizard girl scuttlin through the grass towards the barn
>Stand up smilin and go to watch the show
>Sure enough, lizard girl scuttled straight into black widow girls web
>Crack open a fresh beer and watch as she descends
>Lizard girl goes limp, fainted
>Not that it'd matter, Black Widow inects her venom and quickly starts devourin
>suddenly stops and notices me
>I raise my beer in a salute
>lookin scared she scurries away into a cluttered corner
>smile and leave
>This goes on for several months as you watch her devour all sorts of monster girls
>Bee girls, wasp girls, lizard girls, all sorts of insect girls, you name it
>Eventually she stops lookin so terrified of your presence
>One day, after finishin up a mantis girl, she timidly clicks up to you and asks why you haven't killed her.
>Tell her you ain't got a problem with her keepin the pest population down around here and you sure as shit ain't gonna hurt somethin that's helpin your ranch
>She blushes and smiles and quickly scurries away.
To be continued and concluded
Black Widows eat their mates.
everything went very much better than expected
>not a barn spider
Except that's wrong.
>Shitty brush filled ranch instead of glorious dryland farms and ranch.
You poor desert fucks sicken me.
Theres a reason we wont ever see Devil-chan again.
Nope. Commonly told urban myth.
But anon, that's Texas, the North American Australia.
>farm full of wonderful monstergirls
Except black widows don't eat their mates. The only observed instances of this happening are in captivity and only if the male dies during sex; spider cannibalism is extremely rare and only happens because actual spiders aren't very intelligent and don't really know any better
Just like mantis, right?
mantises eat black widows though
I didn't say nothing about kill them.
Isn't that an SVD/Dragunov?
Because she is an unimportant and disposable character that only serves to show some kind of development in other characters?
No, then MON Squad would also be gone.
Rachnera ate her. In more ways than one.
Wouldn't that be illegal?
B-But we will see Polt again right? RIGHT?
vorefag pls, nobody wants you here
>Never had to kill a dozen black widows every spring in the cellar when clearing out cobwebs
>Never saw the dried dead males in their webs
All I'm saying is those dudes never left.
>only if the male dies during sex
How rough is sex with a spider girl?
Actually, a good number of spiders eat their mates, just not all of them.
One species actually LETS the females eat the male during mating.
Fuck me, i never knew Anon could become a spider.
Like the one with two giant pedipalps?
The same one that has to gnaw off one of them to walk properly?
Handguard says SVD, body and stock say PSL.
>Implying Rachnee won't come back to the attic one day to discover the skylight open and Devil gone
>Implying she won't panic and head out to look for her
>Implying she won't get into trouble
>Implying she won't have to be saved by Darling
>Implying Darling and Rachnee won't come back to see Papi and Devil in the living room playing Wii.
You rub your semen on your hands/pedipalps and have to snu snu a woman over 5 times your size and hope she isn't really hungry. You also have to pump one third your bodyweight in semen.
Yes, it's rough.
>Get a call from the relatives
>They're gonna be visitin and bringin the four year old niece.
>sigh and worry that the little twit is gonna wander somewhere she shouldn't and end up in trouble.
>Resignedly, you grab the insecticide
>When you get to the barn Black Widow girl quickly scuttles up to you
>Blushes slightly and tells you she hasn't caught anything but if you want to stay and talk she'd be happy to.
>Smile slightly and tell her to turn around, you have a surprise for her
>She giggles slightly as she does as she's told.
>"Is it prey? Did you bring me something to eat? I dunno why but I kind of like you watching me eat."
>You tell her no and spray her.
>The effects are immediate as she screams in agony and falls to the ground, her muscles spasming and breaking.
>Walkin past her you begin the tedious process of spraying and crushin all her eggs which takes the better part of an hour
>After finishin you start to head back outside but are stopped by a wheeze
>Turnin around you see that black widow girl is still somehow alive
>Chokes out a whispered "Why?" before fallin silent and waitin for your response
>"It ain't nothin personal darlin', family comes first is all."
>"But I though we could've been-" the last word is cut short as she gives one last convulsion and finally dies.
you're a horrible person for giving me hope anon
I knew it.
>Devil tried to do mental control in Papi
>Couldn't because the bird brain
why not just ask her to not eat your niece if she gets stuck in her web she seems willing enough to do that
because he's horrible and wants us to suffer
>Devil tried to control Suu
>ended up losing own sentience
You are a better man than me /a/non
You, i like you.
I have noticed that some anon hate cyoas here, i was thinking if i can write some long term story, but i am not the best writer and i don't have experience with monster girls, should i give a try?
The turbojets of the large attack plane whine as it penetrates the foreign airspace. Of course, there was nothing to oppose them on this backwater continent. The large swing-wing "fighter-bomber" drops its drop tanks into the inky blackness below. Pierre noses down for the low aproach of the mission. Dawn followed behind them.
"Talk about a milk run," says Pierre, whose olive nametape reads "CAO," to his guy-in-back Andre, whose nametape reads "KANG", "Anything emitting in the skies or on the ground?"
The Weapons System Officer checks his vacuum tube displays.
"There's not a damn thing emitting. It's like we're back in the middle ages," says Andre.
"Just like over Shmek?" asks Pierre, chuckling.
"Just about, but around the time they were too scared to even turn on a microwave for fear of eating an rad-seeker."
The descent is gradual and controlled until they were a few thousand feet over the bottom of a valley. The dense, low-altitude air occasionally shakes and rattles the frame, but the pair pays it no heed. Andre even drinks a gulp of lukewarm coffee from a thermos.
"You see that castle, Andre? That's our target."
"I do. That Jean-Paul Hu was a real idiot. He thought he could hide on the continent with those state secrets. He thought wrong," remarked Andre.
Andre pauses as he peers intently into the spotting scope, using a tiny trackball to place the pointer for the TV guided bomb onto the ancient edifice of oriental antiquity. It was quite quaint and about to be destroyed.
"What a shame," remarks Andre, "That has to at least be a few centuries old. Bombs are locked. Execute an idiot loop at my command in t-minus thirty seconds."
"Buckle up, Andre," says Pierre as he throttled up the turbojets until they were streaking like a comet over the quaint target area. The wooden village streaked past. It looked as though they had some observers. He swore he could hear every last tick of his watch.
Atleast we wont be...left hanging
Lost it when I say that.
The he was on the clock. Nose up, a screaching ascent. Gravity and the bombload fight back. Tick-tock-tick. Hold the accelerometer at a steady 3.5 gees. The only thing in his vision is the clear morning sky.
"Pickle that motherfucker," grunts Pierre just before he reaches the apex of his loop.
Then, like a shrugging angel, two dark shapes blur past his vision. The fighter-bomber seems to sigh in relief once they are released, as if it had been under the control of the bombs and not the man. Rolling to keep a clear view of the target area, Andre follows through the loop to send the fighter-bomber away from the target zone. Their eyes follow the ballistic trajectory of the paired bombs as they drop onto the castle. Stone battlements are shattered with the tremendous concussive force. That was not all that the State had in store for Jean-Pierre Hu. Andre pickles another pair of munitions, which drop away only to splinter into dozens of bomblets that impact and spread burning napalm over the smoking ruins.
Pierre pulls hard on the stick and is slammed into his seat as a blazing arrow of fire shoots past the jet. The wings automatically sweep back.
"What the fuck was that?"
"Get us out of here, Pierre!" says Andre, looking back, "Afterburner, Pierre! Afterburner!"
Pierre punches the afterburner switch, dumping raw fuel into hot gasses of the engines. They scream out of the valley, trailed by those strange attacks, almost like St. Elmo's Fire or ball lightning.
Pierre eases off the throttle. He looks back to see Andre making rude gestures at the quickly receding target.
"Seriously, what the fuck was that?" asks Pierre.
Andre shrugs in ignorance.
>Your handguard says SVD, but your body says PSL.
I-I couldn't help it.
Then one side of the plane shakes ominously. Pierre looks back to his port engine smoking as the turbine starts to tear itself apart. He quickly throttles down the engine.
"No big deal, right? We'll just get out into the ocean and bail as close to our waters as we can," says Andre.
Pierre looks back at the instrument panel and curses. The planse is rapidly losing fuel. Some hit must ruptured a fuel cell.
"I wouldn't be so sure of that, Andre. We're going through fuel faster than a Party man goes through mistresses."
Andre smacks his helmet.
"Well, where do you want to ditch?" asks Andre.
"Want to try that island we passed? At our fuel consumption, that's about the furthest place we can ditch that's not open ocean."
"Damnit. This was supposed to be damn milk run. We bomb some stone-age fools and go home."
Pierre banks the aircraft northward. It might not have been a perfect escape, but the wounded eagle at least managed to limp away triumphant. While he fought with the imbalanced controls, Andre Kang started running calculations to figure out how much time they had left until they had to bail. He also broadcast the programmed emergency message. Hopefully, People's Army Air Force would hear them and send in a rescue mission.
"We've got about fifteen minutes of fuel left, plus or minus a minute," says Andre.
Pierre sees the speck of the island in the cerulean ocean.
"I think we can make it, Andre," he says, checking his watch.
Is there a way to edit out Omega Blaze from Eden's skill pool? When she uses it my entire computer crashes, and I think it's programmed in to always be used at least once in the battle.
I don't have a problem with that.
The minutes tick down until they hear the ominous sound of the sole remaining engine running dry. The island is still too far off.
"You'd better not goddamn stall here," mutters Andre to the plane.
"No pressure, right?" remarks Pierre, "Can you get me a light?"
Pierre tries to keep the unpowered descent steady. He can feel the airframe almost fluttering like a leaf on the wind. Andre soon reaches forward to stick a cigarette in the pilot's mouth. The aircraft noses down far too quicly as the airspeed needle drops
closer and closer to that stall indicator.
"We're about to stall. That's out of my hands," says Pierre, "Let's punch out, you first."
The cockpit is filled with acrid fumes as the WSO blasts off and out of the plane. Pierre looks back to see his buddy floating gracefully down. He looks at the fighter-bomber.
"Goodbye, old friend."
Then he ejects from the doomed airplane. As he hangs suspended in the air, he waves at Andre who waves back. Then a gust spins him around and away from his friend and copilot. He wants to curse at the injustice of it all, but this misfortune is simply the way things are. All he can do is relight his cigarette and wait until he hits dirt. He sees the familiar brownish water of a rice paddy below him. Craning his neck around, he sees a large city.
Pierre curses as a tree fills his vision and the chute catches on it. Like the swing of a grandfather clock's pendulum, the seat swing into the trunk. His legs erupt in pain at the impact of being sandwiched between the trunk and the ejection seat. The last thing he can see before he passes out is a woman in a peasant's garb approaching him.
"Is that a tail?" he wonders before darkness overtakes him, "Must be hallucinating"
i think /vg/ would know better
Give it a shot and pastebin it. Most /a/nons are actually fairly helpful at critiquing.
>Not Su-24 Fencer-D
Stop using a wooden computer, nigger.
Being a rancher is rough work, but it's honest work and you sleep well at night for it.
Typical U.S.A filth.
Never trust an eaglelandese.
I run a dual core, I don't know why this specific skill in this specific game fucks everything up.
Oh right, I forgot they even exist.
>sleep well at night after that
That's not very fair. I'm American and I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Not enough range, bro.
Thats because your arms are too fat to move.
Black widow girl used to handle those for you anon.
But are you eaglelandese?
Yeah, but she's got a better payload, and if it's a third world shithole, a carrier group or airfield could be very, very close and not fear attack.
Plus it's just plain old sexier.
Why must you be so cruel
Looks like this thread is autosaging, so I'll continue my shitty CYOA next thread.
Anything specific you want to see after I wrap up this story?
Tsundere Chicken Harpies?
Dark Elves being beaten by town guards for being black on a Friday night?
No, stop with the manticores.
Whatever floats your boat.
Yandere shotacon monster girls
>Dark Elves being beaten by town guards for being black on a Friday night?
>Dark Elves being beaten by town guards for being black on a Friday night?
Sounds fun, but i just know you will head straight for sex after 10 minutes.
An NTR story
Take it to anonkun
Keep killing these monsters.
Soviet Scaly Tails when?
Body horror with Robotic Cecaelia.
I hope you like steel tentacles on your teeth!
I'm trying to keep things "time-period accurate" which is to say, late-60s.
That said, the Fencer is a sexy plane. Shame if it were to get shot up by monstergirls or something
Dark elves from the hood who rape some white man who gets lost in the dark elf ghetto.
Nah, fluffy tails are Soviet. Scaly tails are obviously the leaders of the Free World.
>not eagle harpies
And the fascists?
Scaly tails are obviously nazi.
"Free world" are catgirls.
I think Scaly tails were sand people. Remember where those fluffy tails had been, "Scalistan"
What? Because of the reptilian conspiracies? There's probably an MG story in there somewhere. About some guy who's convinced members in the Government are Alien Lizard-girls in disguise.
Chapter in the sniper story where she leaves you to fight WWIII against scaly NATO when?
If the pilot doesn't have onna dem CAR-15 survival rifles, I will be very mad.
Nah man, she's talking about the Scaled Army, which is trying to hold back the Fluffy Tails are the Harpy Gap
It was ME.
Lets say Odin himself cloned you and turned the clone into your waifu who then proceeded to rape you, hard.
No hugging or kissing, only thrusting and handholding.
How would you react afterwards?
If you are who I think you are, then go with a Kraken.
Ask her if she wants to get lunch, obviously.
Slimes, no one writes about slimes anymore.
Maybe the MC adopts a slimegirl on a rainy day, it's a cliché , but heartwarming.
Or maybe they can be co-workers on the aquarium. He can save her from a horny dolphin.
Derp, meant [race of ] monstergirlwaifu.
I feel so retarded.
I am hard to deal with but I assume I could try to build some kind of relationship.
I just cannot imagine a female version of myself.
>wanking to monstergirls
>she walks in
>"are you masturbating to me?"
>raped so hard the computer is shattered against the wall
What if I do it from behind and sort of lay on her, does that count as hugging?
Everyone who knows me shudders in horror, sensing the disturbance in the fabric of the universe caused by there now being *two* of me.
One was bad enough.
Are you me?
But I don't fap.
Oh look it's you again
>You walk home one day to find [your favorite monstergirl species here] masturbating on your bed, holding a daki with your picture on it, moaning your name
I can imagine that mini girl being abused horribly. Like being used as toilet water where she's pissed and shat on and threatened to be flushed if she doesn't absorb it all
If she really needs that I can help.
"WAH! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON THE SEABED?!" You yell out, despite being under water.
"TAKE ME!" The Kraken commands you, revealing her hot and ready snatch.
You prepare to jam your dick in, but you ejaculate violently before insertion, covering the Kraken's oyster with you clam chowder.
The Kraken then ditches you for someone better.
Suffer a horribly ironic break from reality, probably.
awkwardly say "umm... hi?" and then probably get raped
Sneak up on behind her and give her a good scare.
Well, i had a good life gentlemen.
I'll see you in hell.
Sit and watch.
Give 6/10 for her performance and offer to help improve her score.
With my dick.
>rancher carrying a chainsaw for no apparent reason
Is that your favorite food or something
He might have a treegirl infestation.
>Open the door
>Close the door
I laughed and felt horrible for this at the same time.
Its your own home, beta-kun.
I just like using it in place of "Sperm".
I pull out the daki with her picture on it and start masturbate furiously while looking at her masturbating.
That's the joke.
Are there any monstergirl hentai episodes/OVA/whatever out there?
I am aware of dragon pink, words worth, Evil woman executive, that series where a succubus keeps raping a bluehaired shota who goes Rance-mode from the power of his balls and rapes her back.
elves arent monstergirls
Don't spiders need a male to lay eggs? How did she lay them unless someone was already fucking her. What a slut I'm glad you killed her
Plottwist: it was his children
>Open the door
>about to start runing
>She coils around me tightly
>ara ara look who caught me playing with myself <3
>Her face is so red that I can only see her white grin.
>She kisses me
>I can feel her tongue going crazy in my mouth
>She takes my pants off
>My penis is fully erect
>So you like the grip of a snake naughty boy <3
>Finally I penetrate her
>She humps me for hours
>I lose the track of time
>I can't remember what happened last night
>I have to get up
>Just five more degrees...
There's a couple ones with Dark Elves.
meant for >>100617144
That succubus one is called Brandish. Also try Ikusa Otome Valkyre G. It's gold.
Yeah, but those are boring.
It takes an elf to make rape boring.
>this is canon
>Ikusa Otome Valkyre G
Oh yeah that one.
Its also an eroge.
Speaking of eroges.
I recommend you guys take a look at it.
>EMG chapter 30
>Okayado reveals that happened right before the first pages
>they get married in chapter 35 after having spent chapter 30-34 showing Miia and Darling dating and getting engaged while Smith prepares new homes for the other girls
>Suu remains out in the rain
Don't the hearts represent how many times she's made her husband cum with that specific part of her body?
Makes me wonder why there are so many on the weird mouth tail things and on her ear.
Kyonyuu Fantasy has pa-i-zu-ri and succubus.
Kuroinu Kedakaki has delicious brown elves and dwarven loli.
i would walk out and bring it up later
>>She coils around me tightly
Best part about lamias right here
It would had been fucking great if it wasnt for the whale-sized tits.
Its ok to write "titfuck".
Mommy wont see it.
Fool, dont you remember MGQ?
Or if they were willing to continue it. The animation, I mean.
It was in the first episode, the succbus said it just like that.
>dont you remember MGQ
Sure I do, why?
>EMG final chapter
>darling wakes up in his bed
>none of the girls are around
>turns out they were just part of a dream he had
>goes on with his life, marries a disgusting human, and dies an old man
>dragongirl anal scene in hentai ova
>shes fully clothed
I dont pay attention to dialogue in my porn.
You are not the brightest elf in the sunwell, are you?
What point are you trying to make?
She fucked him with the weird moth tail things and her ear.
How do you fuck someone with your ear?
The mouth tail things make more sense but the only thing she could really do with those is suck you off and, well... they don't have lips for that.
The hearts also count times the guy just came on that specific body part.
Maybe he just found her ears cute and jacked off on them a lot.