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Your plane collides with a seagull and goes down somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.

You somehow survive and swim ashore to a remote tropical island, and you see her sitting on the sand.

What do?
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Attempt to rationalize how I ended up in a 2D world

Attempt to speak broken Japanese

Attempt to return back to 3Dland
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Run behind a tree and wait until she leaves. Whilst hiding, I consider approaching her several times, but ultimately never do, feeling too anxious about speaking to a girl.

When she leaves, I wait several hours before venturing out to where she was, and I flee whenever I hear a noise that may be another person.
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Spend months building up her trust and befriending her. When her guard is at its lowest, tie her up and stick it in.
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[x] Genuflect
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>You don't have to explain your situation but you do have to eat these coconuts
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>>100584361
What coconuts? Those barely qualify as apricots.
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I guess squid's on the menu.
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I'm obviously dehydrated and hallucinating, so I lay down and wait for my inevitable death.
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Fashion a spear out of sticks o bamboo shoots then proceed to stab out my brain before I suffer unspeakable horrors at the hand of the dark one.
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Attempt to get close to her while muttering ~de geso in shitty japanese. I then hug her and we go fishing for shrimp together.
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Make this Island our own.
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Kill it.
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Rejoice for I have landed on the island of 2D characters.
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Realize that I'm probably dead, and seeing as how I'm alone on an uninhabited tropical island with Ika, it's probably heaven.

Wonder what I'm doing in heaven, then decide that it can't be helped.
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>>100584361
>Eat the coconuts!
>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?
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>>100584141
>Acquire rock.
>Brain her
>Eat
>die of desu
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Leave her and find Eiko instead.
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>>100585633
Roasted squid is nice
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Ask if there's a phone or shelter or something nearby and perhaps a means to get home?
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>>100585654
Is that a bent popsicle?
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Ask her if she comes from a land down under...
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>>100585654
>wanting the used inkdumpster



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