Your plane collides with a seagull and goes down somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.
You somehow survive and swim ashore to a remote tropical island, and you see her sitting on the sand.
Attempt to rationalize how I ended up in a 2D world
Attempt to speak broken Japanese
Attempt to return back to 3Dland
Run behind a tree and wait until she leaves. Whilst hiding, I consider approaching her several times, but ultimately never do, feeling too anxious about speaking to a girl.
When she leaves, I wait several hours before venturing out to where she was, and I flee whenever I hear a noise that may be another person.
Spend months building up her trust and befriending her. When her guard is at its lowest, tie her up and stick it in.
>You don't have to explain your situation but you do have to eat these coconuts
What coconuts? Those barely qualify as apricots.
I guess squid's on the menu.
I'm obviously dehydrated and hallucinating, so I lay down and wait for my inevitable death.
Fashion a spear out of sticks o bamboo shoots then proceed to stab out my brain before I suffer unspeakable horrors at the hand of the dark one.
Attempt to get close to her while muttering ~de geso in shitty japanese. I then hug her and we go fishing for shrimp together.
Make this Island our own.
Rejoice for I have landed on the island of 2D characters.
Realize that I'm probably dead, and seeing as how I'm alone on an uninhabited tropical island with Ika, it's probably heaven.
Wonder what I'm doing in heaven, then decide that it can't be helped.
>Eat the coconuts!
>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?
>die of desu
Leave her and find Eiko instead.
Roasted squid is nice
Ask if there's a phone or shelter or something nearby and perhaps a means to get home?
Is that a bent popsicle?
Ask her if she comes from a land down under...
>wanting the used inkdumpster