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Has any character in the history of animu ever been cockblocked as many times as this dude has?

Like holy shit, it was funny the first 50 times but now I just feel sorry for him.

His balls are probably so blue I'm surprised he hasn't nicknamed his dick Grumpy Smurf.
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its fucking shitty because if they let him have sex with any of the characters the otakus will be unable to relate to a MC actually getting it
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maybe if the fuckhead was less of a beta bitch
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>>100583279
he only gets cock blocked by girls who want his dick. If he had the balls to do an orgy like he claims, we wouldn't have this problem.
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>>100583450
>I haven't read the LNs
He actually struggles with the fact he knows he could lose his virginity, but would end up ostracizing the other girls. He is a white knight at heart, trying to please everyone because he does anything. I both love and hate him for it.
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>>100583279

That's what makes him endearing to the people watching the show, I think.

>>100583532

Unless you know moon or are a diehard DxD fan (lel), you're not gonna read a fucking poor translation of an already poorly written LN.
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>>100583589
No he's just an annoying faggot like every other shitty harem MC.
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>>100583532
>but would end up ostracizing the other girls
Which is why he gets advice from Azazel and Ross about it so he can get better. The girls have no problem with the harem arrangement.
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>>100583688

Azazel is a p. cool dude.

I'd watch a series based on him being all Fallen NEET.
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>>100583532
So he's just like eh nandatte-kun?
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>>100583688
>The girls have no problem with the harem arrangement.
We have confirmation that Koneko, Akeno, and Xenovia are cool with it. Beyond that it is a tad more shaky.
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>>100583768
Nah, he's engaged to two of the girls, has an official mistress, and is the "Final True Ultimate Great Red Dragon God Emperor".
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>>100583880
But is still a virgin? What?
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>>100583910
Spoilers /a/non.

It's actually up in the air at this point.
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>>100583827
And Irina wants his child
Rias resigned herself to manager of his harem

>>100583910
This is a guy who plays VN naked with his "wives" and watches porn with them so they can learn his tastes.
As always, blame the editor.
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>>100583983
There is only one true obstacle.

The Blonde Bitch.
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>>100583983

Which means I get Rias for myself.

He can keep the rest of them bitches, I want me some crimson.
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>>100584597
You better back the fuck up.
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>>100584064
that's easily solved
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>>100583386
No. It's more because it would have to be rated +18. And that's a problem.

The whole, "OTAKUS WOULDN'T RELATE" is largely bullshit.
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>>100584854
Not a problem for Shishunki na Adam
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It's okay though because Issei like 90% of harem MC's is shit without any redeeming features. I can't feel sympathy for him.
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>>100585220
>Issei
>no redeeming features
He is ok in my book for simply not being a bitch all the time. Him not having sex is simply chalked up to because that is how harems work (when targeted at teenagers), but at least he doesn't shy away from a fight. The man does what is needed to protect his harem and realize his dream.
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>>100585220
>Issei like 90% of harem MC's is shit without any redeeming features
He's got two rat tails man. Fucking two of them. That's gotta be worth something.
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Friendly Reminder: If the editor wasn't such a bitch Issei would be drowning in pussy.
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>>100585349
That always seemed like a shitty excuse. Doesn't the author have any sort of agency? Couldn't he tell the editor to fuck off since it is after all his book?
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>>100585394
No. Then it wouldn't get to the publishers, then he would get no money, then he would die a cold, lonely, and starving death.
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>>100585394
>Doesn't the author have any sort of agency?
No, he doesn't. I don't think you understand what kind of industry the LN publishing world is. You can be blacklisted from not only them, but from every fucking LN publisher for being a "trouble maker".
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>>100585394
The editor has some sort of power over trains.
We all know what happened last time he tried to wedge sexual acts into the story.
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>>100585475
Unless you're the author of Infinite Stratos
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>>100585579
Exception, not the rule.
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>>100585579
Did Ichika get laid?
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>>100585662

Several fucking (heh) times.
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>>100585799
Who dun it?
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>>100585827
>Falling for it
Damn
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>>100585799
Sauce? No one with a double digit or higher IQ should believe a claim like this without significant evidence.
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ippo.
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>>100585799
Ah IS "spoilers."

Though frankly the series would probably be better off if those were true.
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>>100585908
Doesn't count, he's carrying a howitzer.
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>>100583735

>Implying Hataraku M doesn't already have that base covered with Luci
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What about cockblocking yourself from?
Talking about Raishin, of course
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>>100583279
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>>100583279
Issei has Three Stooges Syndrome of the harem variety.

So many girls want his dick at the same time, they all get stuck in the door frame on the way into his bedroom and you get a pile of horny and sweaty girls who desperately want to jump on that double d D.



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