"Kan Colle" I'm looking forward to.
Easily the worst KC thread start I've ever seen.
Shall we all skip this one and wait for a new one to start?
What's this I hear about Kancolle?
Don't forget to level you're waifuship to 99 so she'll become extra powerful, marriage will never___ be added soon!
Putting it as "Kan Colle" makes it hard to find and people using filters wont be able to find it.
Horrible, horrible way to start a thread.
>giving commie your API link
enjoy you level 1 fubuki with no health or resources.
Is that a shop?
You gave commie your API link?
Were you the kind of person that would sign up for those sites that promised to max out everything if you gave them your account info?
I don't know, the last one had edition bullshit.
It's commie being commie.
Good for them
I cant wait til they ban everyone using this 'patch' for multiple accounts, best way of getting rid or a large amount of idiots in one go.
I've seen a few that were worse than this.
There was one that had everything in full width characters and was impossible to find in the catalog.
Though this one is as bad or worse.
>large amount of idiots in one go.
It has 99 slots.
They added a extra 100 slots
This one comes with the added bonus of being started an hour early by a retard that either couldn't use the catalog or wanted to make sure everyone came to his thread when he continued a general that really doesn't need to be chained. I mean all we have to talk about so far is how shit this thread is or how shit commie is. At this point I'd welcome the threadly doses and beginners help desk.
>started an hour early
What sort of fucking posting rules we have now?
Also, if you don't like the thread, don't fucking reply to it.
If you want a discussion topic then maybe you can talk about Castle Collection that was trademarked by DMM.
What's next, racing game Car Collection?
A thread 404'd five minutes ago, this one was started a hour and 30 minutes ago.
Meaning the original OP of this thread is some kind of retard that cant use the catalog and cant even write a proper OP.
Yeah, that'll teach me to be lazy. This should be fixed now probably maybe. Else I just shuffled a few other ships around instead.
Either way, clear cache.
Are you going to NTR my shipfu?
Well, they are shit.
Everyone was talking about their english patch and even I felt a little bit tempted to try it but then they come with the whole thing about giving them your API link and playing the game on commie's page instead of a open source program like KCV or logbook.
Just watch how everyone that uses it will get banned later on and they will be like "Oh well it cant be helped, it was your fault for using it on the first place."
You didn't do it on purpose?
I completely ignored the commie news post because of the whole "give us your API link to use this modified client" and I didnt notice this had a newer, longer version.
It sounds different from the original savior of song for some reason though and it kind of bothers me.
Different pitch, the singer's voice is higher in that version.
It was edited so it wouldn't be taken down.
still not an accurate number, because you can easily send a 100 curl requests to "take" up the slots.
They opened another 100 a while ago, to a total of 300? people who prefer risking a ban over reading a wiki.
Would a chuckle suffice when they are? Or would only maniacal laughter do it when it happens?
Why not both?
Considering how mad this thread is, and how people here seemingly care about other people's accounts more than the owners themselves, I'm guessing,
>EPIC GET REKT
I'm more irritated at having to go to that phase than anyone getting banned.
Of course the shipgirls matter more, who cares about some terrible admiral that doesnt care or worry about his cute shipgirls?
considering I took up ~140 slots out of boredom while waiting for the love live SIF event to start tonight
That's exactly what i'm going to say when that happens.
Based commie killing 300 birds with one stone.
>people who prefer risking a ban over reading a wiki
>not using KC Viewer
The only thing you need the wiki for with that is drop locations. The translation isn't going to tell you that.
A bit unrelated, but do you need something specific for the Love Live android app to work?
Dont forget the FAQ/How to play sections of the wiki
Your phone has to not be rooted. Other than that, no, not really.
You need to use a JP VPN to access the google play store to download the app from the play store, but you can just as well download the APK and install it from somewhere else. I know someone hosts an up-to-date apk but I forget where.
I wish the destroyers used cute underwear like this in the game, or that akebono was actually a cute tsundere that blushes when the admiral shows her affection.
I need a tsundere ship in my fleet, preferably a tsundere CLT/CV/BB/Sub so I can have her on my fleet at all times.
Well, guess the problem lies in the root. Everytime i start it, it always closes a few seconds after the starting screen.
It does suck that with all the tsundere ships, they are tsun for the admiral and dere for their sister.
I wasn't expecting this much paranoia about the patch, so in the name of openness here's how it works:
1) Requests are proxied through a VPS. The outgoing headers are identical so it's pretty much transparent outside of the IP address change. For all intents and purposes it looks like a popular VPN endpoint.
2) Responses are read back, and relevant keys are replaced with the english versions. The key files in question are the ship, item, quest, and furniture lists which actually contain the quest data instead of arbitrary IDs (like they realistically should)
3) Additionally, requests made flash and mp3 files are routed through and served from CDNs via cloudflare. I chose to do this instead of just passing them through to DMM because it reduces bandwidth and requests on their end, as well as provides faster downloads to basically everyone.
All of the server code was written by me. I don't have any affiliation with commie and nobody from commie has any level of access to the server. This was originally going to change but with the feedback I've seen so far I'll keep it this way. Commie's involvement was to translate the API strings (fed from a web interface I shitted out in a few hours), and a few edits to the swf file since there are a few hard coded things that can't be fucked with in the API alone.
I figured this approach would be a lot safer than forcing people to download an arbitrary executable and trust that to never do malicious shit. I never save, log, or store API information.
If someone wants to write their own standalone proxy, I'll happily write an API to pull down the translation data in json format. It'll be in a series of KV pairs with crc -> replacement string.
Why not just an open source executable?
>I wasn't expecting this much paranoia about the patch
Im guessing you never saw all the complaints on /jp/ and /a/, people have been complaining for days now.
Should just make an open source program thing like KCV or logbook so people can see its nothing bad or compile it themselves if they are feeling extra paranoid.
Also you should probably help the guy working on KCV/Logbook over at /jp/, there were two guys working on it but one left because he got really busy and the remaining one could really use the help.
Not him but because not everyone is going to compile themselves and will mostly just download precompiles which can have anything slipped in.
You're not really solving anything.
You know, for a game that have controls that can be easily memorized after a few hours of playing and a wiki that provides (somewhat reliable) information, an english patch doesn't seem useful.
People who do compile it themselves can do a hash check on the executable. The only problem is the paranoid people, and having it be fully open source is the only way to even give them a chance to be sure it is safe.
Yet half of you guys seem to need kancolle viewer to tell what your ships are, besides the few main ones that you memorized.
The person working on the other programs on /jp/ has both the github pages and a skydrive page with precompiled versions.
Links in the OP here for reference
>Fleet of Tsunderes
Now that might be cool, the entire battle would just be them screaming "BAKAAAA"
Why would anyone want translated KCV anyway?
Whats the best way to do world 4 weeklies without subs? I'm sick of running subs.
>marriage system before the event
Uh oh, this is some deathflag shit right here.
The programs are just a useful way to see your fleet status at all times, the expedition notices and the quest list. At least thats how I see them, no idea about the other people that use it.
Some have cool extra features like logbook logging almost everything and letting you search through your ships with the filter function or KCV having a tab with translated quests and letting you see the ships you built without having to spend a flamethrower to know.
That's backwards, it'd be death flags if every admiral were saying "After I clear Midway, me and ____ are gonna get married!". Though it's going to be hilarious if they release the statistics of how many married ships sank. Most will probably wed their KTKM since she levels so easy and she'll drop like flies again just like in the fall.
I don't think many people will wed anyone they don't like. Personally I'll slowly work my Yamato to 99.
>admiral were saying "After I clear Midway, me and ____ are gonna get married!
The twist: The admiral is the one that'll die.
I think someone asked if there was a translation and someone picked it up, now there's someone that updates them regularly and fixes them if there's any problem.
The guy working on it posts as Musashi !silf.UGEBE and only posts on /jp/, never seen him post here.
Nah, not tsunderies that scream BAKA INUUU at the drop of a hat, I mean actual cute tsunderes with cute blushes and more dere than tsun. The kind of tsunderes that are fun to tease and all that.
Someone like Takao, too bad that she's gone now.
Looking forward to everyone in here and /jp/ pretending marriage makes ships unsinkable when it really doesn't.
There's no point. With the lies about stuff not being able to sink at orange and such, you can trick the new people. But with marriage since you need the ship at level 99, anyone who it would affect would already know about the game enough not to be tricked.
So how many of you are ready, anyways?
No interest, sorry. I only wrote this thing because it was a fun chance to play with proxies/routing shit.
AFAIK those programs also use local proxy servers, they could probably be easily adapted to do the non-flash localization (which is most of the important shit honestly)
Here's the database: http://comeonandsl.am/kc_eng.json
Keys are crc32 of the original string, in signed 32bit ints because I'm literally hitler.
the wrong carrier.
>No interest, sorry.
Aww, thats a shame.
Well thank you for dropping by and explaining how it works.
Kagashitters gonna shit
>Type 22 radar
Teasing is a sign of affection.
She is ready for marriage, maxed out in equips.
You don't have maxed equipment there
I really doubt they're going to limit you to just one girl. They've got a lot of ships to add and someone might fall for a girl that hasn't come out yet. It's probably just going to be like an insanely costly third remodel that might require a marriage fairy to finalize. So I'm going to marry my entire fleet of subs who are almost all at 99.
I'm not, but this man is, he even found a way to make RJ even better.
>maxed out in equips.
What is type33?
Pussies are magical.
Here, I fixed your Murakumo for you.
The question is will it have wedding dress for kanmusu to wear during the wedding?
I want the option to see your shipfu wearing cute underwear and blushing for the wedding night
Of course they are
No where near ready, I'm trying to level up everyone in my fleet up to fifty.
Of course they are, you'll be addicted for life if you rub one even once.
Just so you guys know, level 1-99 is 1,000,000 exp total.
>halfway point is around 87
Well fuck. My highest ship is 80.
HQ Level 41 right now, should I be worried that I haven't found Kongou yet? Been on only 3 fleets since forever.
It's pretty hard to get all 4 until you're farming 3-2a
I farm 3-2a all day, everyday.
Good. Keep doing that.
It's been two or three weeks already ;_;.
Man pagoda masts are so fucking ugly. Did they just take a pre-dreadnought and put a fucking giant pinecone on it?
It took me 2 months until I got all Kongou sisters. Now I'm getting them like Naka-chans.
Take that back you cunt. It's beautiful.
Try a month. Or two.
At least you can sit on the pagoda for a group photo
How gay are Shoukaku and Zuikaku?
If it means anything, I think what you did was nice and cool, and I was fine with testing it out because I thought it'd be highly autistic for someone to go through the trouble of doing all this to steal a single player game, much less making it stupidly obvious for a ban.
i would play that game if it's similar to sengoku rance.
Now I'm imagining a Nagato being tickled by dozens of fairies climbing all over her
WHERE ARE DRAWFAGS WHEN YOU NEED THEM
Quit your drop
>All the crew that died during the war are reincarnated into fairies
I always thought that was the case
I mean you have pilot fairies, engineer fairies etc. Maybe they're the ones human-sized and all the girls are on the actualy ships scale
The seasickness at the pagoda top must be really awful.
Still doesn't explain what the hell is a dog doing on the Reppus
You mean something like pic related?
I prefer the idea of mini-fairies, because that would explain why the girls can fit into your office. Unless, of course, the admiral is also a fairy and the office is built in the girls's size instead.
What do you think of DMM's new toy?
You're now imagining fairy admiral jumping on his two feet to stamp documents and his shipgirls looking on.
Not interested. WW2 Japan is much more interesting than Bakufu or whatever era.
I a game trying to ride off Kancolle's popularity, it'll never catch one. And I knew about this for months, when it was still called shirohime quest.
I remember a screen showing a giant loli castle, I was very interested at that.
If it's just a reskin of KC I won't bother.
Dammit, I'm too tired to type.
It's* a game...never catch on*
What if the admiral is a gundam piloted by a small fairy admiral?
What if all the girls are just mecha piloted by a small fairy? That'd be fun.
What's this about?
What if humanity has already fallen, and the only ones left are fairies re-enacting world war 2 for fun?
Ushio always causing trouble for others.
No, I also have only 2 fleets until around Christmas event.
and there's guy who only playing around for 10 days and already unlocks his 4th fleet...
Some people are just lucky like that. It's not fair but your 4th fleet will come.
I want to tour her insides.
Explains everything, from compass fairies to construction to No. 3 turret explosions
So no one truly dies, it's just game upon game to them, with events as challenge when there's nothing else to do.
>So no one truly dies, it's just game upon game to them
Nice try Henderson-chan.
What the fuck is this Kancolle thing? Why is it almost as popular as toohoo?
>Why is it almost as popular as toohoo?
This gets asked every time.
Why does this get asked so much? Kancolle hasn't even withstood the test of time Touhou has.
I want to treat Imuya like a princess.
Even 2hu fans are scared.
What exactly is her bust size anyway, most subs tend to be boobie beasts but she's turned away.
There is no greater force than an idea whose time has come.
Take moe subculture and add it to Japan being jingoistic and whispers of wanting to actually have a military in name again.
It has enough popularity/playerbase to keep it going for at least few years. Also, see C85. The only thing that's really lacking is in the music department.
>got Imuya and Goya
Today was a good day.
Can Kancolle pull it off?
Touhou thrives on fandom. You know, Black Tewi and what not.
I'm sure the music remixes will be inevitable.
I want to get the last sister for her.
What? Tell me more, is it a brown-skin Tewi or something?
RJ will never get any special treatment. Even joke characters like Naka get to have a remodel, all RJ gets is being picked on for being a LSC drop.
Why is kancolle so shit? Why can't something decent take over 2hu?
It's going to happen, but you can't get much out of it due to how simple it is.
The problem isn't the quality of the music but rather the quantity. 2hu is able to pull it off because doujin groups can pick and choose from wide arrange of selection while I can only imagine Kancolle's albums only having 4 tracks with 3 of them being remixes of the same song, 1 of them having a vocal, and the last one being instrumental version of the previously mentioned track.
Ryuujou is the greatest and strongest carrier ever, I don't know what you're talking about.
Losers like Taiho should sink already.
Maybe she should stop being such a shitty lackluster carrier then. Even Houshou does a better job with only two plane slots.
I can't choose between marrying her or Ikazuchi. RJ is a great girl.
Brilliant, I want both Tewi and Black Tewi.
Inazuma that wasn't nice.
The budget went pretty much to the VAs.
I imagine if the anime is actually getting funded with more than a skeleton crew, an OST will come out of it with something worthwhile.
Life isn't meant to be.
Maybe RJ should just grow up and deal with it.
Do we know who's doing the music?
What trouble that Yahagi does this time that warrants the Marine put bounty on her head?
Don't worry about RJ, she'll understand if you don't pick her. Kaminari might cry though.
RJ is getting her kai 2 right?
Surely they cannot abandon her?
I think it's just the way the game is designed which doesn't allow room for that many songs. Most of us fly through the menus and sorties fast enough that we'd only catch a fraction of a track. I wouldn't mind new tracks for boss battles, though.
Why is Kitakami so bro-tier?
Because she's not real and only good things exist in 2D.
That's not Kiso.
>only good things exist in 2D.
But I'm a nice guy and 3D!
>not sure if Kitakami or a female (?) admiral who got turned into Kitakami by Ooi.
I said good things.
The doujinshi by Nogami is great.
I wish the Chinese would scan it. I mean the shit does even have an offical English translation already.
But I guess if the Chinese would scan it, they would replace the English part with the Chinese translation.
Just to troll the western fanbase.
How about it was Kitakami, role playing as female admiral
But RJ is my longest serving Carrier, I love her for that, and she's been helping me through all the stages ever since I got her. Then again, I wouldn't be able to pass 3-2 without Ikazuchi and her personality is adorable.
I'm seriously curious where all the crew of the sub go after Hachi dive. Do they swim alongside her or something.
Nogami doujin crossover when? Kongou can see what a real classy British lady is like.
This is why I'm not particularly fond of Shobon's girls. Without mechanical parts, that image looks really silly.
That are the pilots of the piloted torpedos.
They will never see the daylight again.
There is still no picture of Taihou launching strike witches..
I want to do unspeakable things to Hachi's ass.
What went wrong?
What the hell
1): How did you handle the BASE_URL constant?
I don't see any changes in your action scripts for this, but it looks like it's set to undefined instead of the development server's path that should be set at port.swf.
Is that a bug in the client or that code doesn't actually change it globally?
>The outgoing headers are identical
The headers looked like "<your server>/undefinedapi_req_member/get_incentive" because of this, they shouldn't be identical then, do you change the ip and trim the "undefined" from it to look legit?
I'm just curious, that part always bothered me.
Just a stupid question, how to get more developement material beside giving shekel to DMM?
But I can't even into expedition, does not have a second fleet.
Complete the read the wiki quest.
Unlocks it first, and doing dailies also give constant dev mats
Inazuma a cute
Akatsuki-class are cute
stop bypassing my filter you twat
just type "kancolle"
Is there a pixiv tag for casual clothes
Which Kongou is your favorite?
One of those isn't even a Kongou.
Ikazuchi is a pure angel, replace that with Iku instead
So lewd. Plaster are the best cover against lewd spot.
You post outside /jp/?
Haruna, but I really like arpeggio outfit in the kongou outfit, she looks great in that.
My normalfag friends bought me a ridiculous KC Loli doujin for Secret Santa. Actually managed to fap to it even though the body proportions changed every page.
Guess I'll watch it when it comes out.
Yes, Haruna is all right.
Cue Happy Negro
When will those fucking washing boards stop abusing TTK?
When you rescue her from the rape dungeon.
And put her into yours
Alright guys, sort your girls.
plasma-chan pls go and stay go.
>And put her into yours
You mean marriage?
Sorting all the filler destroyers takes some time.
I got bored after 30%.
That works as well if you want to take responsibility but why would you do that to yourself?
Man, that took ages.
My Top 15 was Kongou, Ikazuchi, Ise, Akatsuki, Ooi, 401, 19, Kaga, Haruna, Kitakami, Hiryuu, Yamato, Kiso, Musashi and Takao.
# 2 Iku
# 9 Inuya
# 15 Taihou
# 25 KTKM-sama
# 59 Hachi
Should be higher
as expected from SAYASUKi
I was gunning for a submarine but that's not a bad replacement. First rare destroyer I get.
Congratulation, hope you're a fast admiral.
I remember the times where people would get excited over a shimakaze/Yukikaze or a kongou BB, now they're common drops and everyone forgot about them.
Some people do still get excited if they get a sub from the recipe, though.
>bragging about non LSC crafts
Get with the times, you're too slow for her.
I didn't because I've never liked Kongou or those rare DD. My first BB, Mutsu impressed me though.
Subs are common drops now too, Arpeggio event had all 4 subs as easy drops on all nodes.
>all 4 subs
Hachi wasn't a drop. And not everyone got enough subs from that event. I still need more Imuyas and Goyas.
Imuya, goya, Iku and I-401
Four subs and they were incredibly easy to get.
>tfw no Kongou
Why do people always say she has PTSD? None of her quotes are sad..
The fact she only dropped on the boss node on E-7. 5% chance and instead a Nagato drops which I already had 3+ of. And then no Yahagi.
Why don't you spam 250/30/250/30, I got 3x Goya 2x Imuya with 13 crafts
Why are Kancolle threads allowed in /a/?
Doesn't it belong in /jp/?
So what's the point of this? To decide who's your top girl?
Hey, I'm still relatively new at this shit. The stuff your average LSC recipe asks for hits my resource regeneration ceiling (currently 6250). I only tried once for kicks, got a Kaga and had to wait three days to be able to do anything after that.
It does, and so do many of the people that post in it, but what can you do when people want to stay at their respective board.
To realize that you don't the names of all the generic destroyers.
This thing asks some tough questions, you know? I never had a problem with 2hu sort because they were just these flying lesbians, but these are beloved kanmusu. I can't make choices like this.
Have you done it?
How does one even do it? Top button means indifferent to both and bottom means you like both?
Top = Draw
Bottom = Doesn't Matter.
You have it backwards. Top is a draw and bottom is you don't care either way.
Oh, what a shame.
Aye, Ikazuchi is my top. A surprise.
"引き分け" mean that it's a tie.
"どうでもいい" mean that you don't care, as in "Whichever one is fine"
I tried it, until this, this is where I draw the line. They cant expect one admiral to choose something like this.
Then choose a tie. You love them both.
I would pick Samidare.
But yeah, this shit is hard and it breaks my heart to choose over some.
But there are lots of draws for me.
Aye, so many draws, this doesn't make it easy for you at all.
>Ikazuchi or Inazuma
>RJ or Zuihou
>Shimakaze or Yukikaze
Wouldn't it be 引き分け?
Because Surigao Strait.
Bloody hell, I can't simply choose for this one!
Also, at one point I had to choose between Yamato and Goya.
>"Y-you're picking a submarine over me? ... T-that's fine, Admiral's choices are absolute."
>"Y-you're picking a submarine over me? ... T-that's fine, Admiral's choices are absolute."
Just as planned.
>Three tied for first place
>Five tied for 4th place
I think I broke it, but the order is pretty accurate, those are some of my favorites.
Well that's easy for you, it's hard for me to choose between my girls. Well, not really with the RJ or Zuihou one, since Zuihou hate me.
Just imagine if your girls are staring at you as you make these choices. That would be hell.
She loves me though.
They don't need to. I'm already stuck between difficult choices.
>Yuugumo vs Yamato
It's a fad. Game is boring as fuck, it's all about the girls.
And they can't keep pushing new girls forever.
Who 5cardiv here.
2cardiv also welcome.
1cardiv pls go.
All they need is one Shimakaze tier character design coming out of the German ships we're getting in a few months and they're set for another year.
>worst Kuso on top of the list
Into the trash can it goes.
What if I have Shokaku and Akagi in the top 5?
You're burning the food Zuiho.
Quick, /a/dmirals! Japanese tea or British tea?
Well good for you, you lucky bastard.
You mean next 2 months.
And they can't really put allied ships into the game since tons of nationalist retards would start throwing tantrums.
Almost all IJN ships are already in game. Nazis had few notable ships. You can't keep the hype for long with just new remodels.
Kancolle will probably stay popular for 2 years or so, but beyond that? Nope.
Unless anime is great, but no way that's happening.
Served by a humiliated Kongou in a maid uniform
どうでもいい, I don't drink tea anyway.
Its a tie
2 years is plenty for them to make a spinoff game that's actually fun. It all depends what they do for the "second season"
>And they can't really put allied ships into the game since tons of nationalist retards would start throwing tantrums.
No they wont, people are playing for the cute girls.
There's enough WW2 ships to fuel this boat for a long time.
One or two new ships every month or two, bunch of new ships every event and we're set for years.
The problem would be the actual game, they have to keep improving it to keep people interested.
When will you accept their lesbian love? It's not like they were attracted to their TTK anyway.
Yuri is boring
Just shut the fuck up already, I love yuri but all you do is make people hate us more.
That's not true, most Japanese players would welcome Allied ships because they can then say that Kancolle isn't nationalistic.
Holy fuck, there was like 100 battles in a row just straight picking girls over Murakumo.
Please, don't try to talk with the >culture expert.
Don't worry, they won't have any doubt once Kaga gets some lines about how she love Akagi.
Poor murakumo, why are you so mean to her?
>One or two new ships every month or two, bunch of new ships every event and we're set for years.
>The problem would be the actual game, they have to keep improving it to keep people interested.
Kancolle isn't Final Fantasy tier franchise brother. It just a shitty mobage game and the sole reason it's popular because of cute girls.
Yeah its pretty obvious the guy is just here to shitpost, just continue discussing cute ships like always.
Anybody playing the game must be blind not to see it already.
My top 20
Have you ever saw how 2ch reacts to foreigners?
If anyone suspects there is a foreigner posting they start screaming ban him.
It's just chinese and coreans that they hate.
Scrapped and replaced with Akatsuki. She's a real lady and wouldn't go trashing my stuff.
She'd be too busy celebrating her own Christmas present
>shibafu so ugly so plain
>kurokuro bug eyes and cardboard clothes among the top 20
i'm surprised your head hasn't exploded from the irony
I just realized, what are those numbers at the left of their images mean?
British tea obviously.
I wonder if Kongou would like my favorite, London Earl Grey.
And they take first and second place of my top 20.
And you'll find it strange, but I think kurokuro is best kancolle artist.
Battle of the sluts, two sluts come in and one comes out!
Who is the biggest slut from these two?
Top 20 and worst 10.
Iku us a pure girl. Speedslut is a slut. It's even in her name.
Lady huh, so that mean she's old, right?
I have no need for someone like that in my fleet.
And I'm done.
Holy fuck, I'm really an indecisive teitoku, I just go for mostly "Whatever" or "Draw" after reaching 50% with 360 choices made. Thanks to that too they share the same rank numbers.
>No 1. spot (Rank 1)
>tie between Yuubari, Inazuma, Ikazuchi, Houshou, Kongou
>No 2 (rank 6 onwards)
>tie between Nagato and Mutsu
>No 3 (Rank 8)
>tie between Kaga and Hyuuga
>No 4 (Rank 10)
>No 5 (Rank 11 onwards)
>tie between Takao, Kiso, Shimakaze and Souryuu
>No 6 (Rank 15 onwards)
>tie between Zuihou, Zuikaku and Hibiki
... and so on.
>inb4 oh shit notteitoku what are you doing
The whole torpedo shit she spouts is basically her subtle way to suck your cock.
But both have it in their names
Iku is pure as fuck, loser.
You mean for pure fucking? Because she'll ride anything that looks like a torpedo without thinking it twice.
She would even do it in public because she likes being watched.
Like any cock could compare to her torpedoes.
She rides the admiral's dick and mogami's dick because she likes the pleasure of being cummed inside, you cant get that from torpedos.
I want to keep her as a pet and walk her around with a collar, human pet is my fetish and she would get extremely aroused from it too.
Her torpedo line is less sexual than Dechi's
What if she gets some lines about how she loves Teitoku too? Harem end best end
>how she loves Teitoku
Goya's lines are all innocent and she talks about chanpuru on her MVP line.
Iku has a lot of innuendos in her lines, even her name is one. She also has the biggest breasts out of all the subs and has the lewdest damaged sprite.
Akagi would only perform sexual acts if you coated your dick in bauxite. And then you'd risk having it bitten straight off.
Makes sense since being a nippon warlord grants you a harem.
Who's going to be first wife and concubines?
poor Naka-chan and RJ.
She wouldn't even understand your impure intensions.
The one who pokes the condoms first will be the first wife >>100584385
Fresh from Futaba.
Wow that really had to suck
He didn't need that KTKM anyway.
Remember, proceeding on orange is safe!
Why would you do this?
Cute little fuckers.
>top 5 all BBs : Nagato Mutsu Yamato Musashi Kongou
>6-10 : FubukiZuihou KTKM Ooi Haruna
there are far too many destroyers that aren't good for anything though
Search for もう寝ゆ！
How can you fuck up 4-2 that hard?
The submarines need more love, I want to see goya in a cute frilly swimsuit and Imuya needs to be facing the admiral instead of playing with her phone.
She would be so much better if you could see her front instead of her back at all times.
Would you accept a loli Kongou?
In a heartbeat, so that STALKER couldn't rape her.
>hating on Hatsuharu
What the fuck
Quick, hide her from stalker!
Dont allow him to get near her!
I wouldn't ever accept her, loli or not.
How rude! I'm a complete gentlemen when it come to loli, consensual only and no touching unless she want me to.
yes, headpats and tea everyday
Why is Kaga the best lesbian?
The Kongous are great loli.
Hatsuharu is annoying.
I want a Hiei loli. Then I can bully her and hear all the "Hieeeei" I want without being shot at.
>not "Sorry for making you sad"
Shiranui's hourly lines when?
You couldn't handle her moe.
There's something about Ooi that i would gladly giving her healthy dose of McD.
>sticking your D to the crazy
Yes, wrong carrier indeed.
She wont let you, the only torpedo she's willing to take is Kitakami's torpedo
Anon pls, you haven't got her to Kai 2 yet have you?
What if the admiral put on a Kitakami mask? Then the uniform? Will he be able to stick it in then?
inb4 KTKM walk in and see them doing that
I want Imuya to ワオ！me.
>that thermometer again
What's the big deal, really?
It's okay, KTKM wants to hang out with cooler ships anyway and Shimabutt
Ooi is a good girl!
Suzuya is not a slut! She's pure!
That's a pregnancy test meter. It tells you if you are pregnant or not.
I guess Kaga hits the jackpot from the image.
>that fucking まぁまぁcar
I wonder if blazing it will speed up pregnancy.
Shimabutt is good butt, not as good as lolibutt, but still a nice butt.
Im definitely going to be marrying Imuya, I hope the marriage system comes soon.
I want her to turn into a strong sub able to catch up to her sisters in stats.
Is she watching Teitoku and Iku having sex there?
Ooi is the yandere, bisexual, lolicon torpedo monster that we all love
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.
But she's not a duck or a slut, the fans want her and haruna to be sluts because they are incredibly cute girls.
Kuso sisters in charge of showing all the destroyer what happens when you have bad table manners
I want to casually touch that butt
I want to pull her thong and then pretend it was not me
Yasen kai2 when?
I don't know about a duck, but it's some kind of bird.
What's the kanji after 気 in the bottom right?
Haruna isn't a slut! Haruna is daijoubu
Haruna is a neurotic, socially awkward mess and I love her for it
The lolis are off limit, only I can stalk them, go away, Ooi.
I'm sending them both to 3-4 until they're both red.
Of course she isn't a slut, she's pure as snow.
But shimakaze was made for bullying
Looks like 前 to me, but I could be wrong.
That's some nonsense
Needs night vision goggle.
Of course I would accept a loli Kongou.
Silly Yasen,all those equipment doesn't help in night battle,you need radars,flares,FCS and maybe smokescreen
She's a good girl with serious self respect and abandonment issues. That's why she's so clingy.
You're made for bullying.
>Loli Kongou fighting against Ikazuchi for the Commander's attention
But I like clingy girls like haruna, they're great.
But she doesn't in the game.
Yukikaze or Shimabutt?
It's because she looks like a certain green haired shrine maiden and is a trendy, laid back highschool girl that she gets called a slut.
That and her name begins with S.
Why is sanae called a slut? I dont keep up with touhou so I have no idea why.
Would Haruna serve me tea in a maid outfit? I know she doesn't like selfishness, but I'd make me happy.
Yukikaze is the cutest
Both. Yukikaze in one hand and Shimabutt in the other.
For more or less the same reasons as Suzuya, plus the whole "common sense doesn't exist in Gensokyo" thing.
Kumano in a Reimu costume when?
Of course! And she put in a little something extra for you!
If Shimakaze is fast, does that mean she alsocamefast as well?
Hmm, maybe it's not 気 to begin with, which is why I can't figure it out. Fuck it.
Be delicious, be delicious!
Moe moe kyun!~
Kumano is seriously underrated
Looks like TakayaKi's art.
I dont like her, i've spend a incredible amount of resources in trying to get her but she refuses to show up.
Her MVP line is great.
I was actually looking for this a while back.
Glad to see my heart hasn't changed.
This is why Kongou-class is the flagship of my heart.
Still hate trying to grind heavy cruisers. Can't depth charge submarines, can't hit like battleships or carriers and aren't LC or DDs at night. So hard to get them MVP routinely. But I still gotta pump out 5 more levels till I can kai her.
Do did you ever figure out why she doesn't say "ncha"?
Haruna is my favourite Kongou.
Equip them with seirans and train them along with your CLs/DDs
>trying to get to kai
>equip them with seirans
It is. There's a Suzuya doujin (of course in Chinese) by him on Sadpanda and I think it's the only Suzuya doujin for that matter.
Good news, Haruna is the MC now!
She looks a lot better like this, the horrible boobjob that they gave her in her kai sprite is always going to bother me.
Her normal sprite is cuter but her new damaged sprite is terrible, had to stop leveling her.
If it is 気 and 前 though, the sentence would be something along the lines of, "You've been really generous lately." Given the context of the image that's what I'll go along with.
They can hit as hard as LCs and DDs at night, what are you talking about?
I would love to see Haruna as important part of the anime with a lot of screentime.
Akagi and Ise? Perfect.
So this is the side projects where Trigger keeps leaking all that budget.
Ah, you're probably right.
It's definitely 気 - I just got confused for a second because I was looking at the inline expanded version where the image wasn't full size.
Maybe they have already a full animated Haruna anime somewhere.
And we will never see it.
Seems like the animators with taste would rather draw Haruna than Kill la Kill.
not that there is much to draw for Kill La Kill.
I want to nibble on the headband doodads.
I'm probably just dense, but could anyone explain the reasoning behind the ships' dress?
Why are some in student outfits and some in traditional japanese clothing?
Is it just to differentiate class or tonnage?
Each artist's personal preference, that's all there is to it
Teitoku has been court martialed for doing "that" and "this" to the destroyers.
A replacement admiral must be chosen from one of the ship girls. Who could lead the fleet to victory?
That is a stupid question.
Then why are you replying to a stupid question from 8 hours ago?
Because this page didn't update until after I posted.
Not Kaga or Zuikaku, that's for sure
So how do you make CVLs useful?
Im taking Junyou to 5-2 for the CVL requirement but she's terribly useless and does nothing in the battle.
Does Midway event considered to be epic scale battle because it was the most important battle during WWII that completely crippled IJN power?
No one knows.
What's the best recipe to use for development for semi-new admirals for dailies? I've been doing 10/10/10/11 with DD(Yukikaze) but I get nothing but penguins.
>not zuihou or chiyose/chiyoda
Penguins are good.
Penguins are good, you get your mat refunded.
10/10/10/20 for sonars. DD flagship.
Why is this game so horribly unfair?
Our CAs are completely useless and are outclassed by every other class in the game but the abyss CAs are the biggest cunts in the game followed closely by TA BBs.
Hmm, yea I guess so. Penguins it is.
It refunds 100 dev materials when it fails so it's a good way to obtain them quickly. It may take a couple tries until it fails but you will make a nice profit in the end.
That's not true.
And get the post number correct the next time.
Kumano. She's calm and well-behaved in official matters and a complete fucking berserker in battle. Prime admiral material right there.
I want to see a parody of that Doom comic where Kumano awakens in an Abyss base and rips and tears her way out of there. Instead of the BFG9000, she can get a 46cm.
The only useful CA in the game was Takao (The superior fog version) and she's gone
Pffft what a baby, relying on OP ships. Normal CA's are just as good with less resource waste compared to her.
Then I don't suppose it would be easy to make a perfect parallel design for an American ship.
I was thinking about what sort of clothing the Enterprise or Hornet would wear.
so that I could make a cosplay out of it
This is acceptable
but but I just wanted the best for her.
Why is this game so horribly unfair?
Our CLTs are completely useless and are outclassed by every other class in the game but the human CLTs are the biggest cunts in the game followed closely by their subs.
CAs are for optimizing your grinding and PVP fleet.
She inspires loyalty in the masses, useful for when you need to get Shimabutt and the Carrier Divisions in line
But he did say "out".
there's your problem. Aviation Cruisers are a trap. stick to Tone and Takao class.
But how will she deal with insubordination from her ships?
Dress up like a cowboy then. If battleships can be mikos and other arbitrary themed outfits then there's nothing weird about an American carrier being a cattle herder.
>Picking the Tone class over Suzuya and Kumano for gameplay reasons
Who needs subordinates when you have Kumano? Just send her alone and she won't rest until she brings you the still-beating heart of the enemy commander.
I knew it was coming
Is Nagato channeling Private Pyle again?
Why did she piss her pants?
Only works if you're a cute girl
>dat water-injection system
>implying tone and choukai aren't purest waifus
How gay is she, anyway? I see her paired up with her onee-sama enough to think she's maybe 30% Kongou-sexual / 70% teitoku-sexual.
She is only paired with Kongou for threesomes.
>No rock hard abs
She's pure and for nobody.
Just watch them add a flagship Chi-class with midget subs. Then everyone has to run CV-filled fleets just to try to kill them before they can fire.
Ideal: A femtoku that her kanmusu can't resist committing sekuhara with.
Kantaim@ster or bust.
thanks for the help
I was looking for that enterprise for so long
10% Handsome Hiei-sexual
In her defense, no ship girl could resist Handsome Hiei's advances
Not even Shiranui or Tatsuta?
is Hiei a boy?
>Haruna sleeps with Hiei
>Thinks to herself: "Hiei only really wants to fuck onee-sama, so I'm just a stand-in for her... Nevertheless, Haruna is daijoubu. Gusu, gusu"
I want a lovely female admiral in the anime.
Her boyish charm can charm any ship girl
Except her sister Kirishima.
Don't think that will happen since a certain male VA currently being Kadokawa golden boy and high chance being casted as admiral.
When will they fuck.
Oh Ms. Hiei.
Hiei, please stop raping your little sister.
Handsome Hiei is getting some serious competition
Which ships are you looking forward to seeing in the anime?
>not liking chubby girls
You know what to do
The popular ones since it's likely a hundred or so will get cut and I don't want to feel disappointed in what I know will be a shitty adaptation.
the ones that have good art, but little fan art. And the ones with shitty art, to see a better version
Kongou and Akatsuki class mostly.
She clearly needs treatment.
Off to Alcoholics Anonymous she goes.
She can ship-pool with Akagi since Bauxite Addicts Anonymous is right next to it.
It's going to be huge clusterfuck, that's for sure. Doesn't helped that Kusakawa can't direct for shit and Hanada is an inconsistent writer.
Calm down Segai
I just want an episode centered on the cute adventures of akatsuki-class. I'll parrot out a 10/10 if they give me just that.
I need this chapter of Side:Kongou for reasons.
Akagi is about to get kai'd but I can't get excited for her becoming more of a fatty.
Imuya is the worst sub and her voice sucks ass.
You're not even trying, I know you can do better than that.
He is one of /a/'s Industry expert. Please, don't talk to him.
Kancolle anime would be decent if Mizushima is the director but he busy with GuP movie and WCW that turned out to be better than expected.
Keizo Kusakawa, not so much.
Seems accurate, although I'm still not sure which one of Taihou, KTKM-sama, or Mutsu is my favorite.
7. Poi Poi
8. Handsome Hiei
Please don't bully Nagara.
Bullying her would imply that I know or care about her existence in the first place
Abukuma finished highly despite being a Nagara because she was bullied!
I don't get collision physics.
Run Abukuma, run!!!
How do you deal with the boredom of mechanically running through daily quests and resource farming?
By being able to craft any ship and beat any event with ease.
I dont, I barely did anything last month and almost nothing on this one.
The boredom of having to do that every day gets worse if you add RNG fuckery, dumping thousands of resources without getting the ship you want and the time it takes to level a ship from 1 to 60.
RNG keeps fucking with me lately but Im feeling a bit more motivated lately for some reason so im going to try to level my ships and gather some resources without getting horribly burned out this time.
Scripting. I went an entire day without having to manage expeditions, the free time I suddenly had scared me. I could even vidya without pausing to check.
Watch anime or play games while doing it,been playing slow paced games like Sins of solar empire while playing kancolle without problems.
Care to share your script?
Please, please kill yourself.
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