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Did anyone else suffer from 8th grade syndrome here? What crazy shit did you do?
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AKA, blog about your shitty life.
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>>100575452
I had a group of Chuuni friends and I was a time wizard and everyone would freeze in place whenever I stopped time.
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All I did was run fast, getting the fastest mile time in middle school.

I was on a Sonic hype in dreamcast era
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>>100575452
I pretended I was like L. I did a pretty good job at being him too. I solved a lot of shit.
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>>100575823
Did you sit in your chair like L?

I did that until one day in 9th grade when I fell over and bust my head open.
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he other day I was eating lunch with some Japanese exchange students, as requested by my teacher, when some fucking fat weeaboo just pops out of nowhere and sits down next to me. I can't even describe the horror to you, so I have attached a picture of a girl who resembles her eerily. She was not in cosplay, however, but was wearing an InuYasha shirt and a dog collar. Her bag, as well, was emblazened with the wondrous logo of the show.

Well, immediately she began asking them all manner of things in her choppy, applemilk-esque version of Japanese, including "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD NEEEEE DESU". One of the Japanese students replied that he likes ramen. The weeaboo continued to spout off about ZOMG RAMEN IS LIEK AWESOMMMMEEE when she was obviously thinking of the *instant* variety. At this point I was being polite and tolerant, as usual. She went on to enthusiastically relate to me how she acquired a *holographic* Meowth card for *only fifteen dollars* the other day. Then she moved on to Pocky. She squealed, "OHMYGOD POCKY IS SOOOOO YUMMY I JUST CAN'T STOP EATING IT"

I reply, "Maybe that's why you are such a fat fucker."

I stood up, and looked her right in her beady eyes as her pudgy face crumbled slowly into a fine dust. As I turned and left the room, a gust of wind blew through, and the Akagi OP hummed gently in the background.
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I would pretend to be a swordsman with a katana that also wielded magic and would have epic battles with my brother on a trampoline so I could do an air slash. But in my mind, I would visualize it through my eyes, it felt like a badass and don't regret a thing.
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>>100575904
Yes I did! I nearly fell out once or twice but I made it.
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>>100575452
I did till high school. Just like Dak Flamu Mastah except no guns and instead of fire, I can create electricity from my left hand. During fight I would make a buzzing sounds hence the nickname "Vibrator Puncher"," Beater Buzz" and so on. Had to move to another country and now I'm still ashamed...
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>>100577140
I'm actually ashamed too, I will be moving to Europe soon... To escape my past. I am starting on a clean slate.
THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME!
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Is acting like a pro wrestler considered chuuni?
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>>100575801
I used to run with my hands behind my back. It was the SA2 hype.
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>>100577271
I guess so. You pretended you were something that you weren't and you escaped into fantasy.
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>>100577140
>"Vibrator Puncher"," Beater Buzz"
You should copyright those names and use them for sex toys.
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>>100577209
As a senior in running away, I'd advise you to cut off all previous ties during the chuuni years. I learnt that the hard ways.
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I almost started, until some guys kicked my ass and never did it again.
Thank God for them
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It makes me feel a little better I never did this shit
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>>100577369
The last thing I want is my name on a vibrator pack for landwhales to play with them
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I wrote fanfics and drew doujinshi (not porn, because was too young) that was filled with teenage angst. It's published on deviantart and fanfiction.net under the exact same username I still use for other things today. My greatest fear (and possibly greatest exhibitionist excitement) is that someone will dig it up one day and expose it to everyone I know. I would just die from shame, but at the same time be somehow super turned on
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I was Highlander Duncan Mcleod.
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>>100577514
The beater buzz would be for ronery guys.
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>ITT: Blog about your high school life.

No thanks, and nobody cares about yours either.
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I made necklaces with different pieces of scrap metal and pretended they were cosmic shards imbued with elemental powers
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Whenever there was someone I didn't want to talk to, I'd whip out my cell phone and pretend to be talking to a secret organization along the lines of NERV.
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>>100577140
>hence the nickname "Vibrator Puncher"," Beater Buzz" and so on.
I felt ashamed reading this
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I had several of those Spider-Man web shooters. I had one on each arm filled with black dyed water that I would shoot while twirling. I modified two for my legs so they'd spray a black trail as I walked.
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Used to do that a lot mainly while imagining huge explosions and incredible fights and the like, now i just do it in my head while walking.
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>>100575452
Nope, no real friends and I don't like gathering attention to myself.

I did some roleplaying in a DnD group during lunch sophomore year though. Played a Paladin and a sniper in some original sci-fi military setting our DM made.
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>>100575521
Last line is pasta.
https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/boards/a.dev.foolz/text/i%20corrected%20it%20in%20red%20pen/
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>>100575452
No, I hid my power level to the best of my abilities.
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>>100577745
M-me too, are we autistic?
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I like Blazblue
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>>100577922
you're seriously asking that while stuttering in text form?
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>>100577745

This.

I still make sound effects if I'm really bored and nobody's around.
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>>100577986
Are you autistic?
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>>100577922
I believe i don't since i don't have problems socializing but who knows.
>>100577993
This too when i'm a lone at home.
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Is this not why Chuunibyou is popular? Because the audience relates to it so fucking hard?
Anyway I was big into the Redwall books and used to pretend I was a fucking otter. Used to roleplay on forums and meet up with friends also into it where we would basically LARP but shit because we were young. Thinking back on how stupid and mary sue my character was is hilarious. Young me was a twat.
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I got really big into fighting and sports. Not like how most normalfags do but an unhealthy obsession that consumed me.

But at least it actually helped me out in life and I still enjoy it today.

Also I had that dark edgy phase every teen goes through. I thought shit was going to eventually do down and I was going to be the one to save everyone with my edgyness.
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>>100577955
I was in the top 1000 ranked Tager players online in calamity trigger/COntinuum shift and prided myself off this. I would take my stick and console to school on fridays to play in one of my teachers classes, calling everyone a casual that couldnt compete on my level. I though I was the shit, but I was really a twat.

I beat Mike z once too
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>>100575452
OP here, I still have it mildly. I go into massive supernatural battles with and I think I have all these powers.
It's like an urge.
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>>100578526
That sounds like on hell of a story, but it's nothing compared to sending text messages that make you sound like a deulsional schizophrenic threatening someone for a fight and then trying to barter sex from a female at that age.

Needless to say, it was a hard one to live down.

Still not as bad as thinking you're doing alright at sex and not realizing you haven't penetrated 10 minutes in.

I miss that life.
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I was never really chuuni but one of my best friends in high school was. She used to talk about being able to talk to trees and see spirits and shit, and she started dating a dude that she was convinced was actually a vampire. I thought she was crazy but she didn't actually act like a mentally ill person, years later I realized it was just insane chuunibyou.
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>>100577745
I do this all the time while driving.

>Making the fights go along with the music.
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>>100577745
>>100577993
So much of this, oh god it's so embarrassing looking back on it.
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>>100575452
>Did anyone else suffer from 8th grade syndrome here?


Nigga, I got news for you - Everyone that posts on /a/ on the regular still suffers from 8th grade syndrome.
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You don't just "un-chuuni"ify yourself, you just learn to hide it better as an adult.
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>>100578680
People think stuff like that, when you express it boldly to everyone and let it run your entire identity then that is 8th grader syndrome. See bronies as an example of fuckers who have it in later life.
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>>100578695
Yep you defiantly got me beaten there. Though you do sound exactly like one of my old friends.

But he turned out gay and wanted me to let him suck my dick so I hope that's not you.
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I was a necromancer spouting gloom and doom. A fucking headcase going on about the macabre and that never netted me a second of pussy. It extended well into my twenties, where I wallowed in a slowly fading delusional state of grandiosity. I am a wizard now, in the form recognized through the internet, and reforming the lousy life of bullshit before. I will always have the dark, teen ego inside somewhere to draw from when everything else is even worse. My virgin powers will likely remain, even long after I somehow manage to become marriageable material (not believably), but I don't even care for marriage, not that it even matters. I am no one special. I am not like other guys who think they are the best. I grew out of that self-obsessive faze of my chuunibyou and seen it fit to remain ever more humble. If anyone chooses me, I might not even be able to believe it and possibly reject it.
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>>100578843
You can actually, you just have to give up interest in just about everything to do it
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>>100578779
That reminds me, I'm really active in the local automotive trackday and canyon running scene and I drive around all the time listening to music imagining the OP video of an anime based on my experiences doing all that stuff.
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I watched anime and let people know.
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>>100578886
I hope I don't want to suck your dick.

If you are who I think you are, give me a nod and just call me an 8th grader.
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>>100575904
How bad was it?
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Eh, I got into a fight with a fat-ass kid over a FF7 strategy guide. Dude walks up when my friends and I are looking through it (FF7 had just come out. I think I was 12 or 13 at the time), rips the last 20 pages or something in half, and for some reason I get up scrawny as fuck, manlet black kid and get into his face. It was just a shoving match. I don't recall either of us throwing a punch, but we drew a big crowd. Became friends in High School later.

But other than that, I guess I RP'd a lot? Especially on AOL. FF7 RPs and DBZ RPs. Everyone was the same fucking characters and everyone wanted to be 'the main guy'.

Shit was dumb but hilariously fun.
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>>100578930
Oh boy, here we go.
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I was all the time imaging that everyone died except for me and the girl I liked and that I had to protect her from some evil shit, and I was so cool and fast.

I had this thought every morning going to school.
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>>100575452
I was happy back then.
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>>100577524
of the clan MacLoed?
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>>100575452
I made a Sonic helmet using a balloon and paper mache and ran around with my hands behind my back for like a week until I realized what a retard I was being.
I sometimes get cringe attacks just remembering it for no reason. Just end me now.
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>>100578984
I'm starting to think almost everyone thinks this same shit.

I use to think I was so original too.

At least I'd change it up with a harem every now and then.
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>>100578984
Fuck I still catch myself sometimes thinking up the impossible (sometimes during conversations or in front of people without realizing it), not this situation maybe
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>>100577745
>>100577922
>>100577993
Now I know why I'm here and why I'll never be able to leave.
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>>100576012
>and the Akagi OP hummed gently in the background.
Now this made me laugh. I haven't seen this before if pasta.
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Me and my friend pretended to be ninjas, though I was never a ninja cause I hated how popular they were and everyone wanted to be one so I was a wizard and pulled some overpowered bullshit all the time. For example I would get "assassinated" by my friend but say I had a shield that's up all the time that so he would have to strike me again if he wanted to kill me but by then I would fire off a dark fire.

Would also wear a huge hoodie and pretend it was a robe, and usually wore all-black on certain days.
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my friend and i used to wear naruto head bands and pretend we were ninjas and crap

we did this up until year 11 when one of my friends committed suicide and our parents told us to stop this shit
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>>100575452
>implying /a/ isn't the biggest cesspool of chuuni faggots with all our waifu and their apple-tart scented butt.
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>>100579135
my friends*
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/a/ is not your blog.
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>>100579108

The classic Fuck You Shield.
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>>100579189
This thread surely is though.
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>>100579026
>MFW reading that
Seeing and hearing about 8th grader syndrome is the best. After having it you can just look back on people who have it and just laugh. Sonic fans are normally the best at it.
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>>100579044
>>100578984
Part of the chuuni thing is just being a kid and not understanding the concept of future regret. Chemicals in our brains drive us to do stupid shit to fit in and advance our interests. When you're simultaneously obsessed with sex, looking cool (like one of your japanese animes), and violence/sports, and you don't have a very mature understanding of any of these things, the end result is fucking hilariously autistic.
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>>100579135
Why?
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>>100579274
no idea
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>>100579108
>I had a shield that's up all the time
You were THAT kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZmfU6Cub8&t=38
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>>100579189
We're talking not blogging, because here on /a/, we care.
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I used to pretend to be the ultimate Yugioh master, when in truth I didn't even know the rules. I also asked you to see your cards and stole any holo duplicates.
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>>100579274
He realized how retarded Naruto was.
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> That one kid who ran with their arms in the back

...
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>>100579237
I'm a sonic fan, and have been since I was a kid, but I never got involved in any of the awful fandom. Even as a kid, non-anonymous communities were just too much pressure. And furries were fucking creepy.
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Not
your
fucking
blog

every god damn day with this shit. You can't just slap some anime image on a thread and then blog for hours at a time. Take this shit to /r9k/ or /b/ you degenerates
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>>100579336
SHUT UP
FUCKING SHUT UP IT HURTS GOD DAMMIT JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
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if you actually did chuuni shit past grade 8 you`re a big loser back then and this show is enabling you to think otherwise

dont be an enabler
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>>100579360
>>>/pol/
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>>100579135
One time, I was stranded in a shed because it was raining pretty hard when a bunch of kids passed by running like htey do in nurutu: with their body inclined forward and their hands extending to their back. They're not a bunch of elementary kids too, they were highschool kids.

Then I started rationalizing it like: "Ah, it's actually better to run like that since there's less air resistance." I wasn't sure whether I'm any better than them if I can rationalize something like as naturally as that.
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>>100579360
See, this >>100579336
is the kind of shit you're inviting.

Cut it the fuck out.
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I wish I could bully loli /a.
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>>100579336
>That one kid who ran with their arms behind their back with their friends and the mile runs for P.E. class thinking it'd make you faster.
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>>100579385
FACT: the only difference between chuuni shit and adult-life is alcohol.
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>>100579385
What? This show enables nothing, it allows me to laugh at how fucking stupid they are for doing it and how stupid I was. I don't think "Oh a cut anime girl does it so it's ok to be a crazy person"
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>>100579444
Why are you telling me that?

>>100579399
How is it /pol/ to want anime related discussion on an anime board you /b/tard?
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It's called autism, you faggots don't have to pretend you have some rare disease
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>>100579385
Most of my chuuni shit was gone by 8th grade and the only thing I had left was bad case of the edginess. And that went away as soon as 8th grade was over.

It was like clock work.
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>>100579380
I did that once in a PE class. I sat down and everyone laughed while calling me a gorilla. I didn't even know what they were talking about until years later.
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>>100579490
I wasn't telling you that, I just quoted your post for no reason.

Also, probably the word "degenerate".
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>>100579452
I want to bully /a/ and then take advantage of their low self esteem.
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I would sit down a spout facts relevant to the conversation at hand, for like everything. To the point I was nicknamed Google.

My teacher called bullshit on me at one point and ended up getting rebuffed in the middle of class by a kid on his phone who googled what I said.
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>>100579490
>degenerate
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>>100579500
Oh god, are you me?

I still look back at that and I cringed so hard.
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>>100579489
>a cut anime girl
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>>100579494
You don't know what autism is. You don't have to pretend you know about it.
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>>100579318
I fucking hated that kid, he was always impossible to kill and had all the powers. No fun to play with. Fucking autist.
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>>100579567
And you were that kid.

Oh thank you that kid for making class so entertaining.
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>>100579567
>That autism
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"8th grader syndrome", more like "Having fun and not giving a fuck syndrome"
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>>100579576
>>100579529
I wasn't aware that was a /pol/ word, I was just calling it like I see it

Everyone posting in this thread is a shitposting underage piece of garbage, is that better?
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I battled with our shadows and fake swords in the playground with the popular girl group in fifth grade.
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>>100577621
Wat
Some of these are just the standard pretend I have powers but you actually went out found metal and thought that shit was magic.
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>>100579359
The sonic fandom is fucking creepy. Must be pretty shit for 8th grade syndromers now with all the webs permanence and public availability everyone can see the stupid shit they post and make and they can't run from it.
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>>100575904
I-I still sit like that somtimes when I'm alone
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>>100579678
I guess.
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Try to do the kamehameha when no one's around

be honest
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>>100579489
Some psycho anime-obsessed girl who used to make those stupid "Nyaa~" noises stabbed me in the hand with a compas because she had a crush on me. Still have the scar 10 years later.
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i played in a sweet rock band and did kickflips off my driveway
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>>100579712
Even today I pull those pointed wooden construction stakes out of the ground and swing them around like a sword.
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>>100577657
I think everyone does this just minus the secret organization.
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>>100577621
Not chuuni but I used to "make drugs" by crushing all kinds of things like charcoal, chalk, any sort of soft rock, then collect iron fillings. Then in the end, always in the end, I add water and always end up being unsatisfied with what I've done.
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I wanted to conquer the world to eliminate all wickedness. As I grew up I realised it was a misguided notion and I became corrupted by the very society that I wanted to fix.
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>>100579813
Or pretending you actually sang your animu's OP/ED.
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>>100579728
Well in his defense, when I was on the playground in 4th grade, I found some weird rock with a crystal inside that as soon as I picked it up, a strong wind came out of nowhere. Freaked me out. Whenever I carried it around I felt like I had powers and lucky stuff seem to always happen. Hell I'd try to control the wind with it and everything.

I still have it too.
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>>100578340
So if you were doing it as a kid how the hell did you just be an otter and nothing else?
Did you all get together and you just floated in the river?
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i wrote gibberish symbols in a notebook and pretended they were runes that would cast spells and showed them to another girl and asked what she thought the spell was like.

i also "baked too many cookies" one valentines day so i "had some left over" for the boy i liked and "was too shy to" give them to him so i sent my friend do do it instead.
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>>100579785
Jokes on you I did a Fusion pose.
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>>100579791
>mfw I still see this lolsorandum shit in college
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>>100579841
Only the free market can change society.
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Seriously, why the fuck don't you people go to gaia or some shit, you type almost exactly like they do and you would probably fit in with your low power levels and the fact that you're all still in high school
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>>100579336
Fuck please dont remind me I did this
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>>100579911
Stop it with the Uu Uu already.
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>that kid who was always hanging with the girls and everyone thought he was gay
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>>100579924
What about monopolies? Or the fact that MNC's hold more power than some developing world governments. Corruption can occur even in free market.
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>>100579837
What's with kids and thinking iron dust is drugs? They used to do that at my school too.
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>>100579911
A-are you one of my animu grills?
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If I don't act out anything but still imagine myself in shonen anime esque situations, does that count as chuuni?
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>>100579906
In Redwall animals be anthro warrior animals, it's like a furries wet dream. Kinda shocking I didn't end up as a furfag considering that.
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>>100579785
>>100579913
Fuck you both, Spirit Bomb
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>>100578695
>it's nothing compared to sending text messages that make you sound like a deulsional schizophrenic threatening someone for a fight and then trying to barter sex from a female at that age.
Ahh to be young again.
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>>100579791
Holy shit. Same thing happened to me around 6 years ago but with a pencil.
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>>100579924
>free
How can a bunch swimming highschool students change society?
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>>100579913
>Mfw remembering how me and my best friend next door would try this for hours and would "train" together to become stronger so we could one day do it.
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>>100579967
There was a guy like that, but he actually was gay. I didn't know what to say to him so I asked him if he listened to Elton John. What the fuck is wrong with homos anyway, they think they can hit people just because they are feminine or something.
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>>100579981
i tried to be. i really really tried to be.

;_;
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>>100579911
I call bullshit
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>>100579457
I used to move my arms in a swimming motion thinking it would make me faster. Since air is matter like water and all
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>>100579953
Thanks for your input
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>>100579967
The fuck does this have to do with the thread?
Still, I was that kid. Nowadays as a grown man I still don't get the reasoning, but back then I was plainly confused and scared. Always surrounded by girls and I'm "gay"? The world was such a confusing place.
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>>100580047
>Wanting to become one with your neighbor

Did you two at least fucked?
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>>100580069
the first part was completely untouched, way before 8th grade even.

the second part was trying really hard to be tsundere and anime. i also hit him a lot. we're not friends anymore.
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>>100580099
Well, the girls did pretty gay things.
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>>100580101
We just wanted to become the ultimate warrior and save the world.

Also I remember him having a crush on Android 18 too.
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I sat at the bottom of my pool with a 45 lb weight thinking it would give some sort of super power.
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>>100579967
I knew that guy in 1st grade. I didn't know what gay was back then, I just thought he was weird.

In high school I found out he was gay.
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>>100580170
>having a crush on Android 18
Theres nothing wrong with that
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>>100579973
>implying said MNCs don't have government backing
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>>100580175
Funniest thing I've read in this entire thread.
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Naruto anime came out around the time I was in 8th grade. Nothing like those 40mb rmvbs to make me think ninjas were the shit.

I spent a ton of money buying cheap crappy made in china weapons. Swords, shuriken, those claw things, etc. I was always having to buy money orders because I didn't have a bank account.

I actually got pretty good at throwing those needle type shuriken that are like long nails. Used to do a lot of running around with the neighborhood kids climbing on buildings and trains doing "ninja" stuff. Got my shinobi research on crappy black background-white text 90s style HTML websites, I remember learning the little hand gestures and everything.

It was fun, what can I say. After that I went through a quick trenchcoat phase which got highschool off to a bumpy start.
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>>100580163
>girls did pretty gay things.
H-how- Okay, no, I don't want to understand.
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>>100580156
>tsundere

problem spotted. no one likes tsunderes'
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>>100580156
>i also hit him a lot

Why do nerdy anime chicks always do this? Is it because of the tsundere phase? I can't count how many time those kind of girls have hit me.

Though it usually just hurts them cause they so fragile.
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>>100579967
Up until when because if it's in 8th grade it's passable, but getting into high school that shit get's weird.
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>>100580175
Holy shit. I do the exact same thing. I read one to many kungfu comic and the whole water training thing just sorta happened.

I nearly drowned but the feeling of achievement afterward was glorious.
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>>100580250
Well they try to get with boys anon. Thats pretty gay if you are a boy.
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>>100580194
she has a big head

I used to hate videl as a kid because she was a bitch. Now that all I can think about is how cute she was.
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>>100580250
Well I do.

>>100580163
Elaborate for us anon.
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>>100580175
>with a 45 lb weight
Why would you need that? Just let go some of the air in your lungs and you'll sink.
Lotus position at the bottom of a pool is the coolest thing.
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>>>/askreddit
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>>100580283
>I can't count how many time those kind of girls have hit me.

Same here man, for some reason always the weirdest girls were the ones falling for me.
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Stop making r9k blog threads and report this one.
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>>100580283
I know what you mean. They punch your arm with their girly little fists and then act upset when you thump them one back. What the fuck?
It's even worse when all the other guys around support her behaviour.
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>>100579967
I knew two of those guys and both of them turned out to be gay.
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I did magic tricks back in highschool, went around talking with random people asking whether they want tricks. I even got a name for it.

Then one day I stopped after a group of 2nd years asked me to do a trick and I did. After that they left and I realized how pathetic I am there and then picking up the cards I threw on the wall for effects.
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I was playing D&D by 6th grade so that was my outlet for that stuff, however when I was in grade school me and a friend would pretend we were pokemon and battle against each other. I think we were still young enough for it to be okay though.
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>>100580156
>>100580283
For some reason, even now, I end up attracting all the 'healthy' girls. I am not picky about weight but what the fuck?
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I've done it all, Anons. I'm actually still doing 8GS shit and I will continue to do it til the day I die.

I will believe in aliens, different dimensions where I'm a different person, demons, magic, a secret invisible world, the strength of willpower, hidden monsters, mythological beasts, untapped human abilities, psychics, time travelers, all of it. Feels fucking great, too. This child-like imagination will never leave me.
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My dad's pretty chuuni. He pretends to use the force to open sliding doors and fake battles with a light saber. I showed him Chuunibyou and he loved it.
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>>100580454
my condolences
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>>100580387
>>100580329
>>100580283
if it makes you guys feel any better, the guy in question is now a brony who has a script that makes his facebook status ask him to write a letter to princess celestia about what he learned about friendship today, so he totally deserved to be punched a lot.
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>>100580431
>'healthy' girls
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>>100580454
What are you though? Make sure to take a break every now and then.
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>>100580484
This is the kind of dad I want to be, at least in that aspect.
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>>100580426
you mean like that harry potter thing? cause thats pretty cool
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I was really obsessed with Kingdom Hearts. It's pretty embarrassing....
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>>100580508
I laughed harder than I should.
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>>100580532
What do I mean what am I? Human, I guess, probably.

>>100580502
Thanks. Likewise.
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>>100575452
I thought I was a nigger / gangster

10 years later and I still regret it
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A friend of a friend used to work out in his basement every day because he thought the gravity was stronger down there like how Goku trains.

Another friend was once put on a psych hold at a mental ward and met this guy who told everybody his name was gohan, but he was a huge black dude who went around in a black trench coat with a naruto headband on. This guy was in there because he thought he was an invincible super sayian and would go around starting fights with pimps and drug dealers. (Apparently he won most of them too, the cops really had put him in there to protect him from all the dudes he'd beat up who were eventually gonna come back and shoot him.)
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>>100580537
Well those who try so hard to hide their chuunibyou is the most likely to get ratted out for it. (see Mori Summer)
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>>100580454
8GS?
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>>100580508
No one deserves the twisted affections if a teenage girl.
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>>100580532
Oh I mean
>what are you in
Never mind, it lost the momentum.
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Break into the school at midnight to encounter and vanquish those evil vampires "which should not be exist in this world"

I was together with my balisong knife "Seventh shard" and I made contraction with my blood.
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>>100580329
>>100580387
Yeah for me I think it was because I was both the guy that everyone knew liked anime and video games but was still a pretty popular jock.

I was two common fantasies rolled up into one odd package.
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I joined a band, then fucked 3 girls.
IT WAS NOT FUN GOD FUCK THE SMELL
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>>100580321
I don't think they can put it into words. I suppose it's feeling an "outsider" and qualifying him with any word that comes to mind.
Though it's not any word, is it. I was consistently the "gay" guy until high school, never the creepy guy or the funny guy. Where does that association come from, I wonder. Nobody ever asked me for my "sexual orientation," even if that means jack shit before high school.
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>>100580565
I don't know if there's a trick called harry potter thing but I mean card and coin tricks. You know, street magician stuff.
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>>100580673
so did you get arrested?
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>>100577745
>>100577922
Holy shit, are you me?
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>>100580651
>A friend of a friend used to work out in his basement every day because he thought the gravity was stronger down there like how Goku trains.
This guy wins.
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>>100580673
Ok that's not normal.
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>>100580719
Oh, I thought that you'd practice WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA using the broom at he schoolyard.

Because I think I know someone from high school who often roleplays as Hermione Granger, even correcting people when they mispronounce the incantations in Harry Potter.
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>>100580663
Eth Grade Syndrome?
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> Used to try to walljump
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>>100580673
that sounds fucking awesome

did you go alone?
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>>100580670
I still don't know what you mean by that, though, explain further.
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>>100575904

I did that all the time and I hadn't even heard of death note. I still do it actually.
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>>100580821
Oh, I had that phase too. I made wands out of bamboo sticks too. It was back in my third year in highscool.
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>>100580866
I didn't try I fucking managed
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>>100580866
>he can't wall jump.
That's not chuuni. You're just normal.
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>>100580707
Do you have a gay lisp?
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>didn't even try to veil blogshit
/a/ has gotten weird recently.
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>>100575452
I used to excert "willpower" to make things go the way I wanted, believing (or at least wishing that) I could actually alter reality with my willpower alone.

Never told anyone never will tell anyone in real life.
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>>100580866
I remember a guy saying "look at me! I'm the prince of persia" while he tried to run through the wall and then fell.
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I used to believe that I was some sort of alien space elf prince that was forced to come to Earth after giant bat people destroyed my homeworld. I waited for the day that other surviving members of my race would find me so that I could lead them to enacting revenge against the giant bat people, and then conquer the galaxy...
I used to cackle manically so much bad then that it's become my normal laugh now...
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It's not really chuuni but when I was a really little kid I tried to jump up and hit my head on the hanging potted plants at my parents house hoping coins would pop out like in Mario.

Nope, just a lot of dirt and a plant and really pissed off parents.
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>>100581051
Made me giggle.
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>>100581011
The lack of fucking mods isn't helping.
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>Be 7 years old
>Girl that my mom babysits who is my age is always over and me, her, and my sister roleplay as Pokemon.
>We actually write down our moves and keep track of our PP as we use them while approximating our health bars on a whiteboard with a green marker.
>Had a giant collection of cards and used them to enrich the experience.
>We continued this for about 4 years until she moved away and me and my sister grew out of the phase.
>Freshman year of high school, meet up with girl from before.
>She wants to play Pokemon again, one last time.
>It ends in sex and she cries while we call her mom to pick her up.
>Never talk to her again.

I wish I was making this up.
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In highschool, there was a girl who claimed to be a vampire. I always claimed I was born with a feralwolf spirit or some shit. When we found out about each other, we sort of had a cat-and-mouse relationship for a few years. We were always picking on each other, pulling pranks on one another, and always blaming it on the other's "supernatural nature". When she refereed to me, she referred to me as her "puppy", and I used to call her a leech.

Now that I've stopped being a faggot, I realize she wanted the D, and I thoroughly regret not giving it to her.

Also, I want to kill myself remembering that, jesus christ.
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>>100581017
My osananajimi (used Japanese to denote that it's a she) even have books that teach how to channel one's qi. I just let her be—I'm busy with muh fanfics.
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>>100581072
That is chuuni.
It's also fucking hilarious, especially since Mario actually uses his fist.
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>>100581011
I don't really see the harm in one thread of people posting about mildly anime related shit they did but does this happen regularly? if so it probably needs to stop.
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>>100581005
No, I don't think so. It was because I was always with the girls and later because gesticulation and posing, though I didn't don't do that on purpose.
Still, you can be the most flamboyant faggot ever and I'd ask you if you like to fuck dudes before calling you gay. It only makes sense.
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>>100581091
>It ends in sex and she cries while we call her mom to pick her up.

Wait, was your sister included?

Also why did she cry? Just typical emotions are you just that bad of a laid?
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>>100580866
I actually learned to wall-jump at my job. I use it to reach the really high shelves. It's actually kind of fun.
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I made Naruto signs and clapped my hands like in FMA. That's pretty much it.
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>>100581091
>she cries
I'd cry too if I had to deal with your tiny pecker.
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>>100581184
No, and shame.

It was roleplay sex
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>>100581159
Still surprises me that people think mario uses his head.
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Shouldn't it only be considered chuuni if you were doing it in 8th grade or beyond?
I mean, all kids played pretend at some point. But people generally grow out of it by that point, is the thing.
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>>100581091
>>It ends in sex and she cries while we call her mom to pick her up.

w-what?
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>>100581118
>osananajimi
>to denote it's a she
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Yeah I drew a lot of shitty OCs, then got people who were gud to draw them for me.

Pic related.
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I knew a girl who until her senior year of high school would wear an InuYasha kimono her aunt made her to school at least once a week
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>>100581229
Well would have been a lot better if you had a three way with your sister and childhood friend but whatever.

You would have been just like those guys in my chinese cartoons.
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>>100575452
I still have weird as fuck delusions where I'm a super powerful telekinetic leading a bunch of outcasts with superhuman powers against the world.

I've never acted upon these thoughts, nobody knows I have these thoughts, and they're usually more casual day dreams every once in a while.
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>>100581159
>>100581236
Well I was like 5 at the time and there was only one Mario game so no SNES graphics to make it more obvious I guess...
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>>100581284
I dunno, man. Osananajimi sounds more female than childhood friend.
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>>100581259
I was thinking this very thing

it's supposed to be some assburgers shit. Not nostalgia
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>>100581298
Not enough belts.
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Whatever i'm involved with at the moment whether it be a book, game, show, or even watching sports i always put a self insert in and imagine my self doing whatever it is i'd be doing in that scenario. I act out and talk to myself while pacing around.

Pic related, I have been caught a few times
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>>100581301
You sure she wasn't from the kendo club?
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>>100581375
There's no kendo club in a small town in Minnesota. Also since I knew her personally, yes it was based on InuYasha
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>>100575452

Why does she look so much like that whore from Another?
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i used to pretend there was a black guy running marathons outside the window when i was on a car, train, plane or boat. nothing more than that.
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>>100581370
Oh god, are you me, anon?
I still do that to this day. I blame it on my abundance of energy. I've never been caught, but holy shit I would die of embarrassment if I had.
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>>100581370
I do that too, at least once a day. I've never been caught, though.
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>>100581086
Out of 99 threads if 1 threads goes offcourse to discuss experiences related to anime, it's not a big issue. Control your anal clenching and go some other thread.
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>>100581370
>Whatever i'm involved with at the moment whether it be a book, game, show, or even watching sports i always put a self insert in and imagine my self doing whatever it is i'd be doing in that scenario.

Well that's pretty normal.

>I act out and talk to myself while pacing around.

Ha, faggot.

I bet you look really cute when you're caught.
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>>100581301
>at least once a week
Then there is hope that she washed it. I knew so many people in high school that wore the same damn anime style outfit everyday.
The smell made someone faint once...
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>>100581410
I just imagined Sonic on those situations.
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>>100581370
I talk alone to myself in the exact same situation doing exact the same thing as you. Whenever someone pops up and ask me "are you talking to yourself?" I answer "Yes. Gotta a problem with that?" and they say "Are you crazy?" and then I finish "No. It's everybody else."
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i use to wear cut up/sleeveless turtle neck and wrapped a belt on my right arm.

that was also the arm i used for writing in high school
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I dont know if its considered chuuni or not but I used to fantasize about the boys and girls being separated and the average kids got to trade the hot and ugly kids so we could use them as slaves. I considered myself average and I would arrange trades with an average looking girl from my class. In my delusions the trades would take place in the bathroom. What the fuck.
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>>100581409
Eyepatch
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>>100581410
I used to try to run faster than birds and cars can move
>tfw all the kids in the bus saw me running next to them
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>>100581490

But they're not even in the same goddamn eye.

Oh well.
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>>100581477
forgot to add that this was around second grade or so.
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>>100581410
>>100581453
Hate to say but I would always imagine suicoon or however it's spelled running along.

I'm pretty sure I hallucinated him doing it a few times too.
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To this day I do this thing where I imagine whatever I'm doing in animated third person.

I also get my hopes up of getting through whatever boring situation I'm in with a montage or scene change but it never seems to work...
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