Monster girl thread
didn't have a proper picture edition
I like it.
No thank you
no cyoas please.
Finally a good box. there's a p missing in the happy at the end though.
obligatory reminder that anyone into centaurs needs to fuck off to /mlp/ or 7chan's bestiality board where they can slate their lust for horse vaginas
Obligatory this isn't a CYOA or feels thread, please keep it civil.
the right side looks like terminator
I prefer okayado's devil
Those shadows aren't the best...
thats because even if you destroy her, she will be back
reminder that centaurs with front are exempt from this rule and are given the clearance for cuddling and hugging as well as sex for the purpose of procreation.
So keep on destroying her if you don't want her for a waifu.
It's really that simple.
your bestiality fetish sickens me
succubutt and devil edition
Monster girls you say.
I wouldn't have the soul to do that. everytime you kill her she pops back up a few days later asking why you hate her. Over and Over again she'll show up on your doorstep begging you to love her.
yes MONSTER girls, not COSPLAY girls.
must be an image swap eh?
It doesn't exist anymore ;_;
What are the chances of a Centaur's Worries or Monster Musume anime adaption?
there are better undead girls to pick
as much i hate people complaing about "cosplay tier", these are just girls in costumes to me
>that Sonic video
I WANT OFF TF'S WILD RIDE
How about that twist?
>One day while exploring a cave, a skeleton girl falls for you
>You destroy her accordingly, you're saving yourself for your childhood fried
>She comes to your village the next day, asking for your hand in marriage
>You destroy her again
>It starts again the next day
>And the next
>And the next
>This eventually happens so often you're kicked out of the village
>You start travelling, desperate to get away from the woman who ruined your life
>You eventually meet a Salamander and agree to travel with each other
>You both fall in love with one another and "get married"
>One day, you stop travelling, taking a vacation for a month with the fortune the Salamander's worked up from her job as a mercenary
>One night, she comes back
>The Skeleton girl comes back, crying and pleading
>She's been following you for the past five years, always two or three days behind
>Why won't you love her?
Well, you're fucked
I-Is this a doujin?
WHAT A TWEEST
I actually kinda liked it
Has Smith been revealed to be a Succubus?
that would be a great cyoa but from the perspective of the skeleton girl as she follows the clues and has to find her beloved.
>Wings on head
I'll never understand this.
It turns out Doppel, possibly at the behest of Smith, wrote the letter to get Darling to make up his fucking mind.
But we got another letter this chapter that she didn't write. And then dollarham
New chapter never
Swear to God, Smith better be a Succubutt
Her armpits are disgusting
Ms. Smith playing cupid, huh.
But wait. Why did she have the mon squad go on a date with Darling?
Why do succubi wear the best outfits?
Leathery and shiny and shit. They're the best.
Any ticklish monster girls?
it took me so much time to notice that the Doppelganger is the little girl behind the women and not the women herself
the Mummy is
To see Tios big brown ass.
aren't they just
Would you mind posting as much of her as possible, please?
>lose soul in exchange for the best sex you'll ever have
I thought other monster girls stop bothering you once you get husbanded by one because you have their demonic energy all over you unless she's a bicorn or something.
Well that outfit is a little less good, but yeah, they still the best.
Please, this is /a/.
>lose soul in exchange for the only sex you'll ever have
Did TF post when I was napping?
If you are lucky, she just might like you enough not to soul drain you
i'm sure you could hash out a more agreeable contracto
>already in uni
How dare you speak such heresy against Smith. She is pure human woman compared to you halfling abomination.
And the odds of that happening are?
That woman has to be a Succubutt.
She is too perfect otherwise
You gotta warm up to her before you give her the spear.
ill bet my cash that .less would draw another manticore
no anon you are the loli
She doesn't have wings on her back...
What am I looking at?
New chapter when
Exchange a pig liver?
Bit hesitant to do this, but I would like to finish.
>Catch up here http://pastebin.com/45haKdBQ
As you consider Ame's offer to give her some spiritual healing, you feel another round of warmth bubbling up from within you. You feel heavy and hot, and now you hear... things. Whispers telling you to ravage Ame.
No, you think, it'd not be wise to do anything here. For one there's mangled bodies everywhere, not to mention it's extremely dark and dank.
You decide to rest with Ame, but that's about it. You notice she's looking disappointed, pouting slightly.
"Oh... okay...." is all she says in a quiet tone. You wonder if she's feeling the same thing you did when you were cut the first time.
After a few minutes Ame gets up.
"I think I'm good to go now... but I won't be able to use more magic."
Well, maybe you can do something later. As she slithers towards the unexplored end of the cavern in front of you, you notice her yukata is hiked up a bit on her backside, exposing the scale you saw before. The temptation to touch it is even greater now, but you manage to restrain yourself.
You reach the end of the cavern and discover... it's a dead-end. You need to go back to the main room and pick another path!
Since you picked the center path, there are two to your left, and two to your right.
Ame says she can faintly hear the sounds of water coming from the right two paths. The left two are quiet, though you both think you can see some kind of faint light at the end of the farthest tunnel to the left.
While you're pondering which way to go, you notice Ame is breathing a bit more heavily than usual. She keeps looking at you then quickly turning away. A few awkward moments later, you hear her ask in a hushed tone if you won't reconsider doing it with her.
didn't actually take a good look at the picture
TFs ride never ends.
You missed it. Have to wait till March as next month Crab Man is taking off
I actually don't mind having once cyoa up and running, they add a lot of flavor to the thread and when done correctly they can be amazing moments to be on 4chan.
the problem comes when susy and little jimmy think they have the ability to run one without any experience after reading "where's waldo"
I just wish it was kept to one at a time without a ton of smaller greentext stories interfering.
And the question remains,
>What do you do?
>Not keeping the skeletons nice and spooky.
No, skeletons will never get a happy ending.
Imagine some poor guy walking home from work one day, only to have a strange, twig-like woman grab his hand. He asks her to stop, but she shakes her head, and tightens her grip. He figures, "Hey, I can't refuse someone like this.", and decides to take her home, so that he can give her some food. Eventually, he begins to feel weak, and he has to use using her hand to support himself. He looks over at the woman, who seems much healthier. He puts two and two together, and freaks the hell out, and tries his best to push her away. He fails, due to his sickly condition, and ends up falling over. The woman straddles him, grabs his other hand, brings her lips close to his ear, and whispers, "Don't worry, I won't let go."
The man screams for help, and when his flailing head searches for signs of life, he sees nothing but bone-thin women, all of whom stare at him with hungry, envious eyes.
Go to fucking /tg/ where CYOAs belong.
I go to anonkun and link back here.
I'm supposed to be writing but couldn't stop laughing at all that stuff. Now I should probably go sleep since it's 4am.
Also repost/edit comment for Vampire story guy in last thread since it was the last post, right before 404ing.
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/100548049/#100564901 if anyone wants the story.
Basic proofing mode;
>But you knew (if) she was truly full, that would have killed you.
>They weren't 'alive' instead of caps
>never(-)ending night. She (even) took
>She saw it, smiled and ordered you
There's the odd comma or " out of place, and personally I try not to start a sentence with But. 'However,' et al. fits but generally it can be attached to the end of the prior sentence or edited accordingly.
Got a lot more fluid and fine when it moved into the erotic, though positions were maybe a little awkward. She moved behind him, undressed, sure, but then was in front and kind of doubling down to get at him if he's still on his knees? Might be me derping over that. Also having nothing in the room makes it feel a bit lifeless. Props and set pieces are great.
Last post was kind of confusing and iffy format, too, wouldn't do that with the kind of script lines. Generally the pace, set up, prose and emotion were good and engaging though. It doesn't have to be much but that background gives it a lot more presence and feeling.
Towards the light, either escape or shiny awesomeness.
wings on hips > wings on head
Head towards the light. The closer of the two paths.
Still not sure if I dig monster girls or not.
If there was a way to restrict it to just people who had the link, I'd go there.
I'd much rather have just a couple people involved rather than a bunch of random folks.
>you will never found a country that can serve as a safe haven for monster girls, where they will live without attacking humans but still be able to buy their sustenance and laughter all of the barbarians outside who still prey on the weak.
Why're you still on the fence, Anon?
Who here was here for way back then Bromont?
Is there a Monster Girl Tier Chart?
Because a lot of them are really, really fucking strange.
And the anatomy/logistics of fucking a monster girl creeps me out a bit.
No because we'd never be able to agree
Not with all the people who love kitsune and the other people who think they don't even qualify as monstergirls
My favorite monster girls.
Your favorite monster girls.
All monster girls. except centaurs
Wait. Was it posted here?
So then pick the ones you like. I don't like half of the monstergirls out there, but the ones I actually do like are pretty fucking nice.
It's largely the same. They have a pussy, you have a dick. It shouldn't be too hard to figure this one out.
I'm not sure if I like any, I'm still working that part out. Any one of them that I do like would probably be close to human anyway.
>It shouldn't be too hard to figure this one out.
Snake, horse, and spider pussy are kind of weird. There's more, but those are off the top of my head.
Nevermind I see it was streamed.
No, TF did a stream for a bit.
Ready for some ngggh?
Ignore >Horse Pussy and >Snake Cloaca assholes. Monsters have whatever pussy you want them too.
let it happen, man
So basically they're humans with a few addons?
>not drinking you're waifu's holy water
Pretty much. KC also gives them a basic species-wide personality, but he's also retarded.
Why do I have a bad feeling about the lighted paths...
Well that's not so special at all then. I thought monster girls were a bigger deal than that.
it comes down to the personality to me the monster parts are just a added bonus
If you want more than this then you want furry and go to /co/ land
>Watch TF's stream.
>See that Darling gets an up close view of Tio's ass and gets face hugged into her tits.
Oh god, this is what I've been waiting for.
Depends on the girl.
There's plenty of variety.
Boy did I miss out
How would they be bigger than that? They're monster+girl.
Was chapter 22 posted already?
No no no, I do not want furry.
I'm just a bit surprised is all.
You're goddamn right.
>Horn extends out of the frame
I know anon, I know...
I've been legitimately trying...
Are you sure some of this stuff isn't furry? MGQ has some very furry lookin stuff.
but that's MGQ here we talk about all forms of monster girls and we all hate furries
Here's the better question
Why are you so afraid of it being 'furry?'
If you like it, does it mean you're suddenly going to get yourself a 'fursona' and start going to yiffcon? Or browsing furry boards?
That one has a front pussy if I remember correctly
MGQ is also filled with absolute shit and I hate it
I thought MGQ and monster girl threads went hand in hand.
When in doubt go by the chart.
To me if it doesn't have a snout, it's not furry.
Animal noses CAN be an exception, as long as they are indented
Gods I hope not.
So much shit in that game, it's disgusting
>Why are you so afraid of it being 'furry?'
Because anything related to the furry community is awful.
MGQ's monsters range from absolute waifu tier to oh god someone get the flammenwefer tier.
>Why are you so afraid of it being 'furry?'
I spent a lot of time yelling in a /co/ thread about this
Do you know how much furry crap is out there? Do you think anyone would want to wade through all that shit for monstergirls?
So I react very poorly to people calling monstergirl stuff furry
So don't fucking go near it.
I don't see what the problem here is.
in away but MGQ does have some very weried stuff in it but its all about what YOU like this is simply a place to talk about monster girls and how its becoming popular for some reason
he'd guide her home and she would do anything he asks. She'd cook and clean for him as if it were only natural, at first he'd be extremely cautious of her way of acting and speaking, but with time he'd warm up to her and allow her to stay with him. The two would talk a lot and for the most part she just nods and say yes to everything. He'd take her walking in the morning and tell her about the trees and the flowers and animals and all that good shit. She'd begin to remember her old life after being with him for a while and she'd cling to him, asking him if there's anything she can do to make him happy.
Then one day she stumbles upstairs toward his room with flushed cheeks telling him that she needs to recharge. He asks her what he has to do to help her and she throws her arms forward, wrapping him in her embrace and latching her lips onto his. He would be hesitant at first because of the implications but she reassures him that all she wants in undeath is to be with him.
He rips off her shirt and she does the same to his pants. instinctually her head lowers to meet with the tip of his already hardening. She licks the head delicately before sliding her mouth over the shaft and greedily engulfing the entire length. He instantly blows his load in her mouth and she drinks it all in like an exotic drink.
Afterward the two of them lay in bed hand in skeletal hand. She giggles softly telling you she loves you. You tell her the same and she asks you to prove it. With a single movement she wraps your neck in her impossibly strong arms and chokes you. You try to resist at first but fail and faint, when you wake up it's dark outside and your hands are tied to the bed. She walks in with a lustful smile "this way we can be together forever!" her voice is shaky as she slowly rubs her spooky body against yours and raises herself to you, giving a deep kiss "forever." she whispers as her cold hand grabs your stiff erection.
no snout = not furry
why do we need to discuss this again?
Not muh childhood fired! My mom cooked that chicken to perfection!
In that page, she goes from questionable to a-okay
She's fine by me
What happens if I make a bargain to never be indebted?
Monster Girls seem kind of near it, which is why I am confused.
she would leave you and go find someone more fun to play with
Don't associate with them, just enjoy their porn like I do.
Okay okay, listen here. DO NOT:
CAMP IN A TREE
CAMP IN A CAVE
Drinking piss doesn't hydrate you, it actually causes your body to lose more energy because you have to process out that persons wast products in their urine.
I swear i'm working on monster-bully-licking-dryad restraining-frog touching-harpy flying-charlie's a faggot-school(working title).
She is adorable. I would definitely scratch behind her ears.
So... What If I took a small tree into a cave and camped under it?
Do I hit any values that result in it being okay?
Listen, do you consider it furry? Do you consider yourself furry by looking at it? If not, then you are not furry and neither is it. If it is not furry to you, then it is not furry at all, as you're the only one who could make it so unless it has a snout and shit
Monster girls are not furries because they do not claim to be, and in that sense are not. If you can convince yourself they are not, and hold true to that belief, having this fetish is a lot better
Finally looking at the latest chapter, Tio in bra and panties, Tios giant massive booty.
Yeah, anime by Xebec when?
>Listen, do you consider it furry?
I'm on the fence about that one
>Do you consider yourself furry by looking at it?
What's so bad about camping in a tree or cave?
we need a owl based subspiecies for harpies
would you clean up her owl pellets?
>Owlgirl doing crossword in the paper
>Turns head upside down to read answers
i wonder if she reads a lot of books
Then you need to ask yourself what you think is furry. My personal limits, as stated, are snouts, and monster girls never suffer from that feature. Basically, as I said, it is only furry if you make it to be, as it's certainly not claiming it is, and doesn't fall under it by most people's standards, as shown by it's thriving existence on this website.
If it thrives on 4chan, I'd be pretty quick to say it isn't furry, but it IS your call
Not enough healthy harpy mamas,
>all that health
FLUFFY OWL FEET
The owl girl in the pic, that's who
>work in research lab
>tired all the time
>miss TFs stream
Why doesn't she just post here?
I just want to see the scans and preliminary translations.
Why must I suffer to be the hero elephants need by developing antibiotics?
Too tired for your shit
I decided to use anon-kun. I've never used it before, so I may fuck things up. I think I've enabled free choices/voting.
>Works in a research lab
>Hasn't invented monster girls yet
You fucking heretic
But yeah, I agree fully. Post the chapter here, as not everybody's gonna catch the stream
I'd worship that godly scaly ass, if you know what i mean.
Most of this stuff is new to me so it's hard to say.
Guess I'll go with the snout rule for now.
>implying that's possible
>implying ramming genomes together won't fuck shit up
>animals are very sensitive changes in gene expression
>implying any ethics committee would let you
>implying any 3DPD would let you put that in her womb
If you want monstergirls, tell the compscifags and neurosci-fags to get busy on brain interface-VR, that's the only way you'll hug a lamia waifu
ass looks like a giant penis
I'm that guy that every Succubutt wants to marry and hold hands as the sun rises. I'm in it for the long haul.
What do you guys feel about man-made 'monster girls'?
The first one might be two years from now.
that's why you don't give women with snake bodies ass and hips
A duck girl would have a 9ft reverse corkscrew vagina.
>The first one might be two years from now.
tell me more about it
>that's why you don't give women with snake bodies ass
Eh. I'll just wait until you put up the finished work on the pastebin.
Lich will never love you if you can't use proper syntax.
a girl is getting ear surgery to look like an elf.
>implying any ethics committee would let you
Is probably the only issue there that can't be solved given enough resources.
>Why yes, I am fucking jelly
>A duck girl would have a 9ft reverse corkscrew vagina.
well thats something to look forward to
Spoils of War greentext sequel when?
There's a rumour on my workplace that there might be illegal human testing involving embryo or somekind. I'm just a lowly guard with area 2 access.
Oh, so it's a shitty story you're inventing to get our hopes up.
i want to believe!
So, literally nothing
By the nine I pray you make it to Level 5
I want to believe he'll press forward on that alt ending where it turns out it was all a pipe dream and you're actually in wonderland doing a cheshire cat in the ass for PURELY medicinal reasons
A scrapped cold war project called operation "Infinite Walrus" an attempt to create arctic super soldiers to fight the Soviets in the event that they invade the polar icecaps, for some reason the project has been reopened.
Why are upside down boobs the best boobs?
I guess that's reasonable if you have to make the bargain. If you don't, there's no point. Unless, you can stack bargains.
No. Not this again.
Why does it take forever and a month for this shit to get published? Do terrible puns require that much time and effort?
>Implying that project wasn't successful
>Implying the end result wasn't pic related
Because they belong to the best girl
Fuck! That look in her black eyes gets me diamond.
I might get some pics of the place. The company is awfully secretive.
Don't get fired for us. That would suck
Because it's a combination of underboob and regular cleavage, but reversed so its like regular cleavage looking like underboob.
why is she so perfect
>no one cares about Dragon Bully anymore
Best girl that's why
>2 teams of lawyers, each stronger than the other
>The first team creates a document that tricks the Devil into a willing volunteer instead of mine
>The second team amends the document so that legally the first team are willing volunteers
Black sclera is the best
i fucking love dragon bully
I still want to write more stories about her
>tricks the Devil into taking a willing soul instead of mine
Darling is so lucky
Does /a/ like Love in Hell?
Because she doesn't have many hangups and is very sexual
Well I know what my next story is.
>2 teams of lawyers
They are already in league with her.
I have heard Monsanto has arctic labs that they're... quite secretive about. And Monsanto isn't exactly known for being particularly ethical.
Please no Tao bullying
I still care. I want more. I want more sniper soviet fluffy tails. I want everyone to have wings. I want it to rain beer instead of water, but we're just going to have to accept the limits of reality
i know how you feel
Yeah because of their evil business practices, not because of illegal engineering
He'd be luckier if he didn't get cockblocked by Cerea
Go play that one british spy game, which one was it again, No One Lives Forever? Yeah, that's where that story belongs.
Darling better choose Rachnera or there is going to be problem
I was honestly expecting an argument of "silly anon, lawyers don't have souls!"
so how long until the cancer comes back? I give it a maximum of two threads and we'll be back to cyoa city.
shh, I can dream anon.
Because spiders are cute.
if you keep talking about them, they will come
Monsanto actually has done projects in the arctic, they were a big contributor to the construction of the Doomsday Vault
Why is she such a bitch?
I'd like to ask you politely not to post spiders. I am begging, in fact. Please do not post real life spiders anymore. They terrify me.
what about jumping spiders?
Are...are you dumb?
Jumping spiders are fine.
I'm going to abuse you tenderly for showing weakness.
I swear, I'll never understand you guys that have phobias that trigger from media in addition to real life
It's a fucking picture you pussy
That post was obviously for joking purposes. That said, spiders CAN be cute.
I HATE ALL OF YOU
>With a single movement she wraps your neck in her impossibly strong arms and chokes you. You try to resist at first but fail and faint, when you wake up it's dark outside and your hands are tied to the bed. She walks in with a lustful smile "this way we can be together forever!"
I actually posted the wrong one
See, button noses are not the same as snouts, and therefore aren't furry.
>not finding jumping spiders adorable
what's wrong with you
It's a gut reaction of disgust and discomfort. I start habitually looking over my shoulder and shivers go up and down my spine.
I like to play with jumping spiders by having them jump between my fingers. They're so adorable.
I'm happy inside anon t-thank you
Ah the yandere end. Gotta love it.
I kill any spider that has made the mistake of entering my home.
Outside is cool though. Unless black widow. Always kill.
>UGUUU~ Am I kawai sempai?
Rachnee hopped up on a shitton of sugar/coffee and she's nearly vibrating as she plays with Darling. The other's are out for the moment, and she's being a tease when the crash hits her and she ends up falling on top of Darling and sleeping with him stuck there. And he sees how peaceful she looks when asleep and decides "fuck it, this is nice. Imma nap too."
The group comes back to this scene, of Rachnee and Darling curled up together on the couch/chair/bed.
Rachnee plays it off with her usual cool and teasing of Darling, but as the focus moves onto him, she smiles slightly and a little blush crosses her face at the memory and how nice it was to be held.
You can have them as pets?!?!?!??
Now I know what I want for my birthday
It's like you want your house to be full of flies and mosquitoes
http://exhentai.org/g/666471/bbf3150f32/ dat alarune
Also kraken doujin when?
I'd recommend a terrestrial tarantula, since they are more common to buy and live longer. And you can still hold them. I'd go with a Rose Hair.
this shit isnt going to fly
>You can have them as pets?!?!?!??
Not that I know of.
I just find them outside every once in a while and I'll play with them for a bit.
>You wouldn't want an old, un-aerodynamic harpy like me, would you?
I've known people who've kept spiders as pets, it's not that uncommon. Like >>100579208 said, tarantulas are the most common
>inb4 Rachnee's rape cave
would you a trapdoor spider girl? I'd a trapdoor spider girl
>I'm happy inside anon
D-Damnit, man! Put a coma in there, you made me think you were being lewd
They adorn themselves with water droplets in order to look good, if I remember correctly.
Too fucking cute.
I'd set up camp just out side of her burrow to where she'd actually have to come out in the open to meet me and try to ease her out of the cave.
>it ended up in the crack spider's web as the crack spider's bitch. For more information on the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian wildlife service.
Anyone have the rest of these?
I though it was a real documentary.
>crack spider popping a cap to the ass
I miss that day of threads.
So are there any places besides these threads to have Monstergirl related discussions?
/vg/ and /tg/
It'll come again. It wouldn't be special if it was common.
There's a site dedicated to MGE which is full of underaged b& and idiots.
There's the Monster Multiverse which is somehow worse and has ponies
>The Legend of Krystal will never be completed
Don't have an account there, but that's the only other place I can think of.
Aside from the scans available, there isn't much content worth browsing here I've deducted. It hurts to read some of the stuff posted there.
Has there been story where the monster girls succeeded and all the males had become incubuses, and the last one of them had died leaving the the world only populated by monster girls which all slowly die out from no more spirit energy? And then maybe the smarter monster girls could hold some ritual using the last of their energy to summon human males from a different world before everyone dies off?
Blast. With these thread drifting in and out of cancer as it is, it's a bit of a bind we're in, isn't it,
This thread was actually good, though. We just need to police ourselves, is all.
Has anyone else had monster girls in lucid dreams?
What sucks is there are, or at least used to be, decent people there. Even a guy who's sold his stories for actual monies
But it's bogged down by idiots
I've never had any lewd dreams ever, actually
Why hasn't someone fucked her yet?
I've only had one monstergirl related dream that I can unfortunately not remember very well. It involved Rachnee and cuddling. It was nice.
Erm, I meant there isn't much to be seen there. Seems like these threads on weekends and what little /tg/ and /mgq/ produce is the extent of the genre.
Which I think is really odd considering how long and at least how popular it seems this has been for.
Nothing sexual. Have seen a couple in dreams. Most lucid dreams result in me flying. Makes me want to try to get into a wing suit.
Yeah, tons of times. It's hard to actively summon them though. Hard for me to summon anything, my dreams are more of a domain of influencing the path and flying around and such.
>life long of suffering for some shitty sex that is probably painful anyways
>demons in general
How about no?
Nothing lucid. Just was wandering down some street when I was hugged by Rachnee. For some reason, she was more friendly than anything, and the way she was acting was like someone trying to comfort another.
It's because she's not real
I like them all. But Susan gets my vote.
A good deal of them are still available if you know where to look. That forum has been around for at least four years now, and in that time multiple cliques and alternate MG communities have formed, all tied to MGU in one way or another.
That place really is a shell of its former self, though, as most of the active members are idiots. Doesn't help that almost all non-MGE discussion died off in it.
I hate you
No Moose. Not like this. Don't make me choose.
I had one dream where I was cornered in a dark alley by a Lilim. I tried to fight her off but I was beaten to the ground and brutally raped until I woke up sweating.
Shit was pretty terrifying.
I did not want mg to take me in them.
I disgust myself at times.
No lucid dreams, but yes to a dream involving a Shirohebi and cuddling.
It's for science.
>best girl winning
I like this.
Those ones are some of the scariest. I don't know if it's the snake or the tight coiling or the yandere but Shirohebi creep me out.
but what if this is a test to see who we like the most and then kill that person off for dramatic effect and feels
How is this the only wyvern picture I have readily available?
Nah man, she just wants to love you in a serious monogamous relationship. Hell, their profile mentions they actually date around until they find their husbando.
And lamia cuddles are literally the best kind.
>tfw the dragon from that spinoff you did will never be a major character
She hasn't been given enough screen-time to stand up to the other two yet. Her lower score is to be expected. I'm giving her a few strokes handicap.
Story was okay, wouldn't the vampire be fucked if she made the human a vampire as well though? Do vampires need to drink human blood or does any blood work?
Fuck man. Don't make me paranoid.
>Playing Monmusu 3
>At Eden's fight near the end of the game
>Still pumped up from that ass-devastation by the 4 knights
>About to kill Eden
>She uses Omega Blaze
>Have to restart my computer
>qbittorrent's settings are reset
>Ok fuck you
>Go back to the game
>Save data is gone
Why even go on living? The game was so good, but it took me too long to get to that point. Fuck the programmer, I wanna punch this guy in the dick so hard
oh fuck you. And right as this song comes on too.
I've really got to stop listening to this playlist when I browse these threads, these lyrics hit too fucking close to home
Overpowered as all hell. There is no way to justify her joining the party.
She still throws sporadic temper tantrums that she wants to see Laven again, disrupting other royal duties much to her servant's dismay.
My brain says no but my heart says yes. How can something so cute be so heretical? I might actually give in.
>qt3.14 dragon that fell in love with you from a daki that happened to look like you
>not worth at least a part in the story
What in fuck, tovarisch?
i know that feel
i lost my savedata once throughout each game each time 1/2 through
since this bug is widespread so there are savefiles in every save point readily available
you can easily download a save file from your spot
I'm always paranoid, it is rarely an ill informed choice.
True enough. Personally I don't care for the whole chunni thing, still looking forward to more of her though.
Looking forward to horniest girl's arrival.
I didn't say she has no future part in the story. Just no part in the roaming adventures.
Have some more of best lamia.
Still wish she was one of the main characters, though
My heart can't take much more of this. Stop that right now
>She won't march on the Church's capital with/to rescue Laven leading the wyvern knights leaving destruction in he wake.
I can dream.
So Moose how did you go about choosing which girls would accompany Laven on his journey? Is it as simply as they are your favorite?
Still have got one more heroine to go before we get her.
So what are the current betting odds it's going to be mantis assassin?
>You will never be walking along one day to have a Dragon steal you away so you can be her husband because you look like her daki
I'm going to have a lot of fun writing her when she shows up. I hope it shows.
In the event of a possible collapse of crown authority and civil order within the empire, the north will secede and she'll play a big part in that up there. At some point Laven may have to return there as well.
Got this weird dream where I was forced to play some kind of Russian roulette where instead of aiming at yourself, you aim at the other guy.The one that got shot will be freed while the shooter will be faced be met with a fate worse than hell.
Me and the other guy were forced to play it on a white room with a single glass window watched by several black figure with something resembling horns and tails on em were watching on the other side. It was nerve-wrecking till on the 4th turn (my turn), the guy fires and shoot the other guy. I panicked then the door opened revealing a masked woman with a tail and horn who hauled me away and left the other guy bleeding.
Then I realised that the only was to be free was death and the whole set-up was so that the shooter can be sentenced to life in the place.
So. Game of Thrones?
I'm having a hard time finding it on rouge's site, which is where I assumed it would be.
And now appchan x is bitching about connection errors when I try to post. Fuck every programmer ever.
Rose and Susan I was just looking and pictures and Salamander and Anubis stood out more among the rest as possible heroines instead of antagonists or supporting roles. The others were harder because as the story came together more and more, there were many ways I could go with a multitude of different girls and they each built up as potential characters quickly and none of them outpaced the others. So I asked these threads which one sounded better and went with that.
You ever play EU IV or Crusader Kings? Imagine all of a sudden the Holy Roman Empire just dissolves all at once.
I-I-I want more, please.
You ever play Europa Universalis or Crusader Kings and see the Holy Roman Empire just dissolve all of a sudden? That.
Whichever of the girls accumulate a more interesting personality and/or inspire scenes that I must write, win.
keep up the good work
>Missed TF's stream
The first chapter of the 4th volume just reminded me of it, is all. I mean. You know. Winter. Wall. Undead. Sexy, sexy undead. And, oh yeah, back-stabbing politics.
Tongues you say.
Sadly, there isn't much more that's actually good quality.
I think it's a little weird to be introducing a new character this soon, though. I mean, Chris is basically so new we don't know anything about her beyond the fact she's a major Chuuni at this point.
Out of curiosity moose, what are the chances of other monstergirls form the polls showing up. I know mantis is in because she was barely second to wyvern. Glacies, sahuagin or Lich, showing up? Last one is looking likely.
What's the point of shirohebi, she's basically just a white lamia. Once you get husband'd by a monster girl they all act devoted to you so her "yandere"ness isn't even unique.
www.mediafire.com/?w9jac0mll7v8loy - 100% Saves for P1 & 2 (Monsterpedia & Items)
www.mediafire.com/?2t4qh8002y8t299 - Save Locations for P1 & 2
>100% Saves for P3
Legend says she'll be on later
How much do you value sleep?
And your problem with delicious albino lamia is?
You should be happy you missed TF's wild ride.
Legends speak of the raw chapter being posted?
Well, unlike Rose, Susan and Chris were introduced in the latter portions of their respective volumes. So I'd say that, unless Anonymoose ends up ignoring Chris for most of the earlier chapters of this new adventure, she'll be getting enough development before next girl comes up.
It's a regional thing. Most of the monster variants in that area are known for being gentler than usual.
Just saying there's nothing really special
The legend is unclear on that subject.
Mantis will play antagonist this volume, that goes without saying. Chris will have just about as much time as Susan had. Mantis is certainly not going to hipcheck Chris out of the way considering she is as stoic as she is quiet.
Out of all those? For certain a #2 of the Wight will be a Lich who will have a battle (mad scientist-off) with Vee at some point. The others? No, not right now.
Just getting into monster girls but I need fap material asap. Where do I go?
Life is not suffering
For anyone who was around. Did that guy who was writing a CYOA yesterday about being auctioned off to a wright/lich/vamp continue?
Also why doesn't anyone in these threads use tripcodes or subject headers for ongoing stories? The fuck man?
I cannot wait.
Sadpanda and the boorus, where else?
Alright, just getting worried Chuuni would be left in the dust by everyone else.
I sorta want to write something about Rachnee but I'm worried about keeping character and not being too cheesy
>Also why doesn't anyone in these threads use tripcodes or subject headers for ongoing stories? The fuck man?
Because they're not terribly good at it
Fuck entitled users who will use things for free and act like it doesn't take precious time and effort to make your precious zero-effort on your part scripts work, who then bitch every time something breaks.
Yeah, I mad.
monsterbooru or sadpanda
>Save in to the save folder
>Save files are still all empty
It's over, Illias won.
My save file is still in the save folder, it just won't show up when I open the game.
So you want to write fan fiction? I'm fine with the more humorous writings (like the one where Tio assaults Hound on his wedding day with Cerea), but it'd be really iffy to have someone seriously write a story about a character from the manga. OC is much more preferable.
Can I use my deal to make my body a copy of hers so we can have devli loli cuddle time?
that happened to me
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID ANON
i played the game over again in fast forward boring as fuck but it only took a few hours
the ending is soooo damn worth it
>The background of the title screen changes after you beat the game
SO. Which ending did you go for?
So /a/, which was better?
I loved the Black Alice theme
Having sex with monster Lord is serious business
Which MG scene from a VN have you fapped the most to?
I think mine's Bee Girl from MGQ P1. I know its shitty Setouchi, but something about the sound effects and the honey usage just gets me diamonds.
I was just thinking of a sex scene. One that would be removed from the dramatic implications of that actually happening
Wait, people picked different endings than this one?
>Impregnate and marry Alice, best girl
>Adventure together again as the two heroes who saved the world
>Probably spend a millennium together with her and your children watching over the world
>A millennium of amazing sex with a wife with an inhuman sex drive
It's gotta be the Ilias one.
The amount of hype that was surging through me when it started playing was too much.
i got all of them
but alice end is good because of epilouge and tammo end is great too
i have my hopes up for this
this mod is destined to be unpopular becaus of the blog
Fuck you anon them feels ;_;
And I choose the second
These are the 2 of the 3 MGQ songs I have on my phone. The third being Heavenly Knights. They're catchy as shit. But I'd have to say Black Alice's is the best.
You don't like milf tamamo?
Also fuck mgq for not giving me an actual ending for tamamo. And why the fuck wasn't there an incest option with the banging aunt.
Knocking up Alice
>Occasionally incredibly dere/vanilla lines, like her stroking Luka lovingly
Does she not have very many sex scenes, I was skimming through the cg for that game and her scenes seemed really short. Are you not allowed to fuck her or something?
Too bad Luka still had to act like a massive faggot
Daily reminder cannot have incest
He's not really supposed to fuck anybody. Usually vaginal sex = killing move = losing game. The only exception was to get back the 4 spirits.
Wait- I had a similar glitch.
I think it happens if you shut down the game improperly.
Install a fresh copy of the game and put the saves in the new copy.
There's a special CG with her you can get can't remember how though.
Alice have a shit ton of sex scenes...
If you mean human alice you have only once
>my friends phone rings
>its lukas theme
>he thinks nobody knows
>i make an obscure mgq joke
>his face when
Maybe Luka gets to fuck her in the next game when he travels back to the past. She wouldn't know he was her nephew at that point.
god why do you faggots keep talking about video-games? talk about either a manga or an anime or fuck off to /vg/ where this shit belongs
nah I'm just kidding
I must have really bad eyes since I could only find one or two scenes with her when I was looking at the game cg on sad panda
What?!?!?! Give me sauce now!!!!
>mfw asking sauce :_:
Oh! You got me!
Isn't NG+ only part 1 of MGQ so far?
Do traps exist in the monster world?
would /a/ play a mgq game that had nonshit graphics and dragons dogma type gameplay?
no, whenever there's a trap it turns into an alp.
No but if your monster waifu turns you into an incubus and you turn out to be a faggot who wishes to be the little girl you turn into a flat chested reverse trap
Mimics. So yes.
yes but this one is a brand new project being made by a new person to include all 3 parts
>flat chested reverse trap
hell fucking yes.
only if I can have a lamia companion who constantly reminds me that wolfgirls hunt in packs and that goblin girls are weak to fire.
also the end of the game it turns out the dragon girl named grigoria was actually a servant of the demonlord who was looking for a replacement to take her place.
/r/ing the trap sheep
This is it, just a CG no text or story behind it. Forgot how you get it, but pretty sure it has to do with filling the encyclopedia, not sure though.
you can actually remain the little girl if all you wanted was to taste a dick, but if you were secretly a cock-crazed slut then you actually do become a cow-chested whore who loves immersing herself in cum.
You don't have to, I know what you're talking about even though I'm new to monster girls. Someone linked it by chance.
Surprised I didn't remember it.
daily reminder that this is what we got instead
Would you let a skeleton loli take you to skeleton loli planet? You have to endure the ride.
What ever happened to that, anyway?
Aunt of the year every year
>mfw I have a similar aunt
it got double the funding asked and the beta is coming out soon
>Live in the world of monster girls
>Fucking become a girl and can't fuck any of the glorious monster girl species
You are a failure
I'm pretty much safe from that. Whenever I try to contemplate what it would be like to be a woman I get horrific phantom sensations of my dick being turned inside out that halt the idea in its tracks
Think about this
Succubutt turns someone into an incubus, which unless she's extremely powerful, isn't an immediate transformation. Which means she's had sex with this guy over and over.
And then he craves dick instead so he turns into a girl. The succubus is out a dick and there's another rival around in a world that can't possibly have enough men for everyone
She's probably be really fucking pissed.
At least there was plenty of pages without the fucking trap. And there was some warning beforehand.
Does anyone know what happened to that one story about the dude who got sold off as slave?
The adventures in Wonderland continues.
Who's the artist for Micaela and Lucifina? I want to read some MG doujins by him.
Sorry, the only artist who makes doujins is Setouchi
Which one? The straight up story where he was bought by a succubus or the cyoa where you had a choice as to which monstergirl bought you?
More like ambient demonic energy or being tricked into eating that succubus fruit and the energy within it now ingested into your body mingles with your desire for a guy's dick that turns you into an Alp who then when you finally receive that dick and spirit energy you've been longing turns you into a fully fledged (arguably even more so) succubus.
that was a good fap. Thanks mate.
Can monster girl's "divorce" their husbands? Most of the girl's profile talk about how devoted they are, but what happens if their husband turns alp or dies? Does the widow look for a new husband? Or is she forever alone?
But anon. If you become a monstergirl you can have threesomes with a guy and another monstergirl.
The one where he was involved in the mafia
So did that actually succeed? Or fail horribly like it should?
Anon, if you're a guy, you can have sex with two monstergirls at once.
We all would.
So hurry up and make it already.
>They don't have digitigrade legs
>They have human legs that terminate into hooves
No this is not ok
Don't ever do this
Do wolves hunt in packs Arisen?
Maybe she'd just go with him, or stay forever alone. MGs may be semen-crazed but apparently they can be totally loyal.
>Can't even make a loving family with
0/10 would not become married to
Would take the fuck home
Wasn't she smiling?
I think most monster girls would die of a broken heart if they lost their husband.
Where does that image come from? I expected it to come from the doujin.
It's from another doujin by the same group
Oh cool, thanks!
Thanks man, it worked.
I think your talking about the one where MC get's his mom's debt. Can't pay up so works for the Don. Then gets captured by enemy mob?
Was it the one where Big Red Milfinghood rapes the wolf?
I think it might be from the one where she's a futa and goes raping people, or the tentacle one
in some cases it's literally impossible for an mg to divorce herself.
her husband is a literal and metaphorical drug, she needs his seed inside her belly and in her mouth, for her it's like heroin on steroids to take a deep whiff of her husbands crotch.
simply cuddling gives them a sense of euphoria unlike anything humans can accomplish.
and what's more, once they become used to one man's spirit energy it becomes impossible for them to enjoy the spirit energy of any other man. Like going back to eating MRIs after leaving the military. She needs it to live.
so basically when you fall in love with a monster girl and have sex with her you are dooming yourself and her to a life of dependency, if you try to leave her she'll fall into a deep depression and probably kill herself since you took away what amounts to a necessary facet of their lives.
TL;DR KC has abandonment issues and made it so that his perfect imaginary waifu can't leave him because of a biological issue
KC has a lot of issues
I forgot that you become like a drug after getting married. That is pretty shitty. At least you live longer once you become an incubus
Even if you don't become an incubus, your wife will just get you mermaid blood, which is supposedly in huge supply.
Indeed, rivers will flow with the blood of monsters.
How greedy are you anons?
If monster girls were real would you make a harem or just be with one?
If monster girls were real there would naturally be a massive disproportion between male and female populations.
But considering the worlds already over populated that may not be a bad thing.
No anon, it is LOVE.
I would purge them
Im a guardian, i will find one who sets my soul on fire and guard her like the eternal treasure she is.
My brother, they will only bring ruin to the world and cause the extinction of humans and then they will become extinct themselves once they can't get other sources of spirit energy
Some species mate for life. Just so happens in MGE it's every monster.
I would find one
We are not amused by your illogical buzzwords.
KC should make an monster who only goes after other mg's husbands. I require more suffering
What if there was a really smug and arrogant dragon girl who dressed in a fedora and lenseless frames and went on juice clenses?
I would only get one, call me a fag but I hate group sex and I don't want to split my love between a bunch if different girls. I just want a monogamous relationship and the only girl I have, I give her all my heart
Is she a bearded dragon girl?
Its 10:15 and my day is already ruined.
>would you make a harem
That decision wouldn't be up to me. But if the girls were willing to share I wouldn't be against it.
>She captures you and adds you to her "hoard"
>Her hoard consists of hundreds of vinyl albums, which she insists have a superior sound to digital, and antediluvian copies of Nietzsche and Ayn Rand
This makes me angry, yet it makes me happy at the same time because i can see the suffering your message brings.
Im being played with.
An NTR monster? Well if monster girls die without their husbands then I suppose it'd help with keeping populations down
>She refuses to let you dress like a "sheep" and throws out anything in your closet that has a logo larger than two inches on it
>She drags you to rummage sales and good will shops to find flannel shirts and skinny jeans and leather jackets that were tacky and over the top even back in the 80s
>She takes you hole in the wall coffee shops and makes you split tasting flights of overpriced espresso with her
>She refuses to let you shave no matter how bad your stubble itches
I think you are running out of ideas.
>implying i wear clothes with logos on them
>implying i dont have a goatee the size of a fist
But i commend you anon, you bring suffering.
That makes you my nigger, and i hope to see you at work again.
Why won't she let you shave? Does she like grizzly men?
I don't know. I just associate deliberately unkempt beards with greasy hipsters
that would actually be really cute in an annoying way.
her hand grabbed your collar when she decided she must have you. "you're taste is too good to pass up!" she screamed as her clawed hand dragged you through the streets, your attempts at stopping her were futile and soon you were locked in her bedroom.
the walls were line with posters bearing unrecognizable with names like "Rules of Nature!" to shit like "The Rules of the Snake Tunnels" she left you locked in her room for the entire day while in her own words she was "teaching the world about good taste."
whenever she was home she'd come in and talk to you about her fedora collection. All of the hats most of which were actually trilbys were scattered across the floor and each got worse than the other. Reddit symbols and 9Gag symbols and even a Homestuck Trilby. By the time she was done you had wished for death more than enough times.
when you asked her for food she started ranting about health issues, it was obvious she had no idea what she was talking about and her excuse for food looked like someone had vomited on a tray. "d-do you like it?" when you told her you didn't she simply scoffed "plebeian, you just can't appreciate it!" she adjusted her face glasses while saying this.
the entire studio apartment she lived in was completely wrecked, the walls were fading and she had serious hoarding issues. That was expected from a dragon but she refused to actually hoard jewels saying that they were for "babbies with no taste!"
The worst days were when she wanted to do "photoshoots" which consisted in forcing you to wear her fedoras and apply a filter before writing cringe-worthy statuses on her twitter.
She wasn't all bad though. Some days when she was stressed she would use you like an expensive daki and nibble your ear while telling you about how "underground" you are, and whenever you complimented her she'd turn bright red and tell you that you are her "muse" as she'd put it.
YOU WILL NOT RUIN THIS LIZARDGIRL!
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!
woah bro calm down, otherwise you might stain her cute knee-high vintage stocking. and if you lay a hand on her you'd tear her faux sheep leather overalls. God forbid you make her drop her totes cute sailor hat that she made from cotton balls and roasted marshmallows as a project for her art school degree
>No matter what the weather is like or what you're eating, the only beers in the fridge are black IPA's and some gluten-free heirloom wheat proprietary yeast eco sensitive bullcrap from a convent in bumphukistan
>Every week she drags you to an "intellectual salon" where a bunch of other deliberately-shabby monstergirls hold forth at length about Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" and how whatever band they used to "like" has started to become too mainstream
I find it interesting how.. acquainted you are with hipster "culture".
I will gladly purge all hipster monstergirls to keep their filth from ruining them as they ruin our world as we speak.
I wish I was a paladin right now
Spend an hour in Claremont and see if you can escape unscathed
>I find it interesting how.. acquainted you are with hipster "culture".
Know thy enemy, and know thyself, Anon.
That man knows the FUCK out of his enemies. Also, that stuff is all Hipster 101, 102 at the highest.
I'll stay clear of United States of Degeneration, thank you very much.
You have my pity, fellow Suffering-kun.
I avoid hipsters like the black plague, so im not wellversed in their habits.
And i like to keep it that way.
That man may know his enemy, but its a doubleedged sword as it have begun to rot his mind.
I will purge my memory of this discussion once it ends.
>Your inbox is inexorably flooded with the rallying cries of political firebrands with nothing better to do because she makes you sign petitions for and against everything
>She drags you to the apple store to browse
>She makes you sign up for a lecture on the history of documentary film, and you spend the week watching Koyaanisqatsi and Tierra Sin Pan and then writing papers about them
My favourite monstergirlrace is being ruined before my very eyes, and all i think of is how good this suffering feels.
Break my soul!
reminder that the word you're looking for is 'slake'
Is "sate" that hard of a word to remember?
I think its the same guy, and he just keep forgetting how to spell it.
I used to spell Okayado "Okayadon" until a few anons pointed it out for me.
Slake or sate would work, but slate is straight up wrong.
I use to think it was oyakadon like one of those rice bowls
>Okayado portrays himself in the manga as a rice bowl instead of hermit crab
That would be hilarious.
>As you listen to the dozen-odd summer scarf and vibram-clad monstergirls in your discussion section blather on about how technology and industry have sapped mankind's soul as the halogen lights in the air-conditioned room beat down on them and their sticker coated macbooks, you get an idea
>You excuse yourself to the bathroom....and take your notebooks with you
>You head straight home and try to wash the bad taste out of your mouth with an equally horrid tasting quadruple pale ale
>She comes home, her reptilian eyes boring into you from behind where the lenses should be in those blocky frames she wears
>You pray to the flying spaghetti monster that your immolation and disembowelment will be quick
>Instead she locks you into an organic heirloom carrot-flavored kiss and tells you how sexy you are when you're rebellious
>You have sex on her improperly assembled futon for hours to the sounds of an icelandic glam-metal banjo band
>You have sex on her improperly assembled futon
Since when do Ikea sell futons?
How the fuck do you even improperly assemble a goddamn futon?
You are not my suffering-brother, you are just a hipster who was summoned here!
BACK TO HELL WITH YOU!
I used to say Oyakado
>implying she didn't force you to get notebooks too
You "lose" or "drop" them or accidentally cover them in semen during sexytime.
>cover them in semen during sexytime.
Organic decorations. Great fucking idea Anon, then she'd start milking you for glue and touchup paint.
Oh fuck, what have i done!?
Tell her that blowjobs are too mainstream and make her learn to use her tail
Would she be enough of a hipster to not want children like other monster girls?
Bestiality is heresy.
Yes that's why its always anal sex
Isnt it rather mainstream in general for women to not have children because of "durr woman empowerment"?
But it's a dragon girl not a sphinx or centaur
They're both pretty mainstream now.
She'd want to adopt.
Isnt adopting mainstream as well?
Fuck, children are mainstream as fuck.
She will instead revert back to a child and have you adopt her so she can later marry you when you are in your 50s.
By then incest will be main stream
Didn't Woody Allen already do that? No Anon, she'd want to unbirth herself into your dick pussy. Don't even ask me how that'd work, she's a fucking a Dragon, she does what she wants.
>unbirth herself into your dick pussy
Yeah, thats where i got it from.
>setouchi hipster monstergirl
Yeah, its purging time.
Good thing then that its only "ironic incest."
Dear Ilias, writing that made me throw up a bit in my mouth.
>When the weekend comes around you have to take care of a sphinx girl that she's co-raising with her Salamander "sexual liberty partner" who's squatting in an invalidated cannery across town cranking out neo-realist folk art
>she's not allowed to watch TV or anything else with ads so you have to read to her from a vanity-published children's romance novel that includes a packed-in CD of monotonous electric keyboard and acoustic guitar duets that blur together into an hour and a half of tender grinding on your ears
I thought I'd won the thread with dick unbirthing, but what the fuck does this even mean?
And then we fuck them right?
Well, I think I've lead us into sufficiently horrific territory now. I think I'll just take the least restfull sleep of my life now
No. That's part of the suffering
Dear lord I thought those were maggots from the thumbnail
We are not done until the thread is dead.
Lets squeeze in a bit more suffering while theres still time!
But is there anything that can beat dickpussy unbirthing and ironic incest
It's called stagnation take it all in
Imagine if someone shit in your floorboards and you could never get out so the smell persisted
A good way if explaining these threads
Right when you rest your head on the pillow I want you to imagine the dragon hipster whispering in your ear. "Sleeping is so mainstream." And then she force feeds you half a gallon of the finest espresso made from pre-digested coffee beans and harvested under fair trade conditions.
I am well aware of the cancer going on in these threads but this... this is something i have not seen in a long time.
This is refreshing.
And those beans were pre-digested and... "biologically evacuated" by herself.
We'll at least I don't have to eat her poop to prove my love
And it's not even CYOA!
You could have stopped this, /a/, but for the moment I'm glad you didn't.
Well, I was talking about those crazy expensive coffee beans picked out of cat shit, but...
What, for what purpose does beans ingested by cats do. Wouldn't it lose it's flavor?
No, you just have to drink it.
Pray to Ilias that shes not having diarrhea.
It's supposed to bring out the flavor somehow
>she is a loli
OP really has autism.
Arent you thinking of goats?
The cats pick the best shit, so we can pick the good shit out of their shit. And no, I'm not shitting you.
Or, to put it in a less funny but easier to understand way: the cats eat only the best beans. They can't really digest them, so when the beans get crapped out it like an expert's selection of individual beans.
What are you, a midget?
I'm a 230cm tall black man. Doesn't change the fact there's nothing about that girl 'loli'. No matter how you look at it.
So much bullshit from such a tiny man.
>implying that girl is a loli
Have you never seen a loli monster girl in your life?
Alright I'm done with this thread now, night guys
That's an actual thing, Anon! You can't hide your head in the sand forever! If it makes you feel any better we're probably all too poor to ever drink it.
And we are probably too sane to drink it as well.
Which is pretty fucking ironic.
Seeing the strong bond that girls form with their husbands, I doubt it'd possible.
It is the most delicious shit you'll ever taste, anon. Drink it.
This was a good thread.
We should do this more often.
>not drinking the processed coffee beans that came out of the butt of your catgirl waifu
How can he say he loves her if he won't even drink her poop.
I dont drink coffee, taste like shit.
Im all about Monster, baby.
Delicious renal failure.
Thems fightin words.
Atleast its not anal failure.
We've got our topic for the next thread
>Would you eat food processed by the body of your monstergirl waifu?
I sure am going to spin this for what its worth, i hope you join me.
The list goes on.
Hope you dont mind your waifu becoming thinner.
Mayonnaise is eggs + oil.
I wonder what harpy mayo taste like...
I shit you not, that made me hungry.
Care to tell us why?
isnt he the cleaner or something for MM?
care to read the credit page?
>Who actually reads the credits
Cancer, but thats fucking brilliant.
So you want to go "look at my guys! Im important!" and post something that you dont need to use a trip for.
I'll write this off as "shitty attentionwhoring."
Oh god. I just got it.
Yeah. I also spam all day with my trip on.
But I don't really care, because you all hate me anyways because of the delays.
When a new chapter is released before you do your job, its time to step down.
I would, but im quite mellow and satisfied from all the suffering this morning.
You may run along now.
Welp, i'll see you guys on the other side.
Are we continuing the suffering in the next thread?