Would you date a Ryuuko?
Nope, if I lived in her shithole world I'd be too busy being an ALLY OF JUSTICE.
She's a high school girl and I'm like 25, so no.
I'm afraid of interacting with girls so probably not.
Like I could land her.
Definitely would be stalwart ally to, though.
I think she's 17.
She might like someone older, anon.
I imagine she smells bad and is completely unlearned of anything outside of fighting so no.
There's far better options out there anyway
Am I in her shithole of a world, or is she in my shithole of a world?
Either way, no, probably not.
Ryuuko doesn't smell bad, Mako makes sure she's clean.
She takes baths every day, bro.
Even a college dropout who lives with his mother?
is that a Delorean?
She might motivate you to get your ass in gear.
In a fucking heartbeat. I can see straight through her tough attitude, cus I'm empathetic and shit.
Think she'd go for an 18 year old musician in college?
Sure, why not?
>lives with his mother
Depends on where you live. In my country houses and land are so expensive people live with their parents until 30 or 40 in extreme cases in order to get enough money to buy a house.
Gayest reply ever. What a faggot
You're just jealous you can't be as alpha as him.
>people live with their parents until 30 or 40 in extreme cases in order to get enough money to buy a house.
HAHAHAHAHAHA no. Nice rationalization, though.
I wouldn't be good for her, I'd probably spoil her too much.
I can see you suckering quite a few women into wanting to sleep with you, but I doubt Ryuuko would even pay you half a glance to your pathetic ass. Nor is your type capable of forming lasting relationships.
Btw being able to play 3 songs on a guitar that someone else wrote, does not make you a musician.
On that note, the age at which people leave their parents house has seen a steady rise as of late. You can blame economics, but look at it this way: with the rise in life expectancy, if you consider a ratio of life spent at:away from home, you've got several years before the ratio is the same between generations.
>18 year old musician in college
I think Ryuuko might want to date a man
>Nope, if I lived in her shithole world I'd be too busy being an ALLY OF JUSTICE.
>not joining Satsuki and expanding the glorious reign of Honnouji through the tip of a blade
You're probably the gaylord that wrote that
>Being Satsuki's bitch
>Not just working your way up through REVOCS
Do you like in a third world country? You would understand if you did. I ain't saying there aren't cheap houses, but they are either in the middle of nowhere or in crime-ridden neighborhoods.
You will have to invest quite a lot of money to get a place with good living conditions.
Huh, that's an interesting way of looking at things.
Bitch I play the saxophone, and do gigs around town several times a week. Plus I've been in 2 relationships that lasted almost 3 years, so fuck you.
>accepting the reign of a tyrant
Live, not like
Fuck it's late here I should go to bed.
>Working your way through Revocs
>Not investing in Takarada bucks and using a money katana made of bills folded over a thousand times
Cut the chatter, if you ain't talking money, then your talking don't matter.
>being Raygo's bitch
>having to shave your head and wear shades constantly because your boss will blind you otherwise
>dealing with her ramblings about COVERS and Life Fibers
>implying she fondles her peons
>being lashed to a sinking ship by siding with the obvious villains
>having fucking Nui as your co-worker
Okay let me rephrase that
you are a faggot and you should kill yourself
I was in your situation once too, anon, once you wake up and smell the ashes you'll realize you have literally wasted your entire life up until now and have no useful skills to actually apply to life.
You're expected to leave house and make a life of your own as soon as you're legally adult according to society. Life expectancy is irrelevant here.
>accepting the reign of a tyrant
>not accepting the reign of a sexy tyrant
>not getting some swank Two-Star duds
According to current society. The norms differ throughout the ages, who's to say right now isn't a prime time to change them again? You?
Would she Life Fiber Synchronize whenever I wanted?
it differs on the culture. Sometimes its not practical to leave the house when you're an adult. Where I'm from, people move out when they marry, so that around mid 20s. That's not to say they don't contribute in the house with work and paying the bills.
Societies are different around the world, that being said, I imagine that's how it is in Japan, but I am not 100% sure so don't quote me on that.
I doubt Ryuuko would care about what society thinks though, but it's probable she would think you're a loser. Who's she to judge though? She will probably become a bum drifiting from city to city taking small jobs considering we didn't see her studying a single time.
>implying Satsuki isn't the ultimate form of justice
>Societies are different around the world, that being said, I imagine that's how it is in Japan, but I am not 100% sure so don't quote me on that.
What? Japan is precisely the culture where it's not abnormal to stay as long as possible in your family house as long as you don't get married. You're supposed to care about your elders and it's not surprising to see several generations within the same househould.
Why is muffler Ryuuko so cute?
Except that I actually make a good living doing it. You're retarded.
See, I knew I would fuck that up.
Ryuuko would be totally okay with you living with your parents and you would still have a shot at dating her.
Case closed. Now to the next question: How radical to you have to be to get her attention?
Why is any Ryuuko so cute?
>but it's probable she would think you're a loser.
>comes from a background where she never had a real family
>suddenly finds herself in a warm house surrounded by loving people and feels like she's part of a family
>not totally into that shit
I think she'd think you're a loser because of your obesity and neckbeard. Not because you have something she'd kill for.
>18 year old musician
>2 relationships that lasted almost 3 years
Please don't tell me you think that a "relationship" while you were in middle school means anything.
You'd have to be more radical than the 90s.
Welp, time to start lifting.
>Would you date a Ryuuko
In less than a heartbeat.
>afraid of interacting with girls
Don't lose your way
>Life Fiber Synchronize at your will
That doesn't seem physically possible.
Why is she so cool?
Her pajamas remind me of best girl.
I got a better question.
Would you date a Satsuki?
>not using your relationship with Ryuuko to find out her weaknesses
>not eventually knocking her out and offering her to Satsuki as a gift
>get a position on the E4 and the attention of Lady Satsuki in exchange
>eventually work your way into her pants and patronize slave Ryuuko when you need to get your rocks off
>life is good
I'm sorry but that title belongs to this guy here.
I'm gonna show you ultimate justice when I shut that big mouth of yours.
She's a high school girl and I'm way older than that so, yes
The younger the better
>being a moralfag
Do you know who else is a moralfag?
>18 year old manlet gaijin MMAfag who doesn't speak a lick of moon
I'd like to but I doubt it.
Only with Senketsu's blessing.
no but I would let her older brother do terrible things to me.
Satsuki would destroy Hakumen in a duel.
How can you fight for justice if you wear a mask?
Nigga you're 18 and in college. You make pocket money. That shit won't support you once you have to pay to live on your own.
P.S. Relationships don't count until you're out of highschool. Especially if you claim you've been dating since you were 12.
tl;dr you don't know shit about life yet and need to grow the fuck up. Your hobbies include anime & 4chan, for fuck's sake, you're practically physically incapable of success.
I'm just being a dick for the sake of being a dick anon, get thicker skin. I don't give a fuck how you live your life, if you're happy with it then more power to you.
Yes I do
Satsuki has an ass to be worshiped.
After her take over I need an episode of the Devas and her just relaxing with her wearing tights around.
I can read the mood of the story and Ryuuko already has somebody in the romantic interest role.
I don't want to have the "Orihime" role.
Is there a point there? I'm not him but I'd totally be moralfag bros with Uzu.
>casual yoga pants Satsuki
What about a "Tsuchimikado" role?
>I'm not him but I'd totally be moralfag bros with Uzu.
>doing anything with Jobba Fett
There's a point and you just proved it.
I'd probably fuck it up too easy. Maybe the casting director.
I'd give senketsu my blood
Isn't that Aikurou's role?
Or would that be a "Urahara or Yorouchi" role?
What about her and Nonon in yoga pants having a girls day?
Or better yet, if Ryukos with them, have her getting flustered with spa day.
No, I'm not attracted to her for some reason. I fapped to her before the show aired too.
This piece of ass was made specially for Ryuuko. He doesn't cheat.
he's so moe, junketsu has a lot to go up against
>implying any of us here would amount to anything more than a faceless 1 star
That's a scarf you twit.
>Enter the show expecting her to be always glaring and pissed off
>Turns out to be the greatest waifu in the world
I was captain of the soccer team at my Highschool.
That's two stars right there.
they call scarfs mufflas in japan
what if Junketsu is actually more goofy than Senketsu
>Turns out to be the second biggest cunt in the world after Nonon
President of the Chess and Computer Club.
I'm like, double two stars or something.
>Ryuuko isn't used to being waited on and pampered
>doesn't like having people touch her
>keeps whining about Senketsu and bickering with Nonon
>sometime they find Aikurou and Tsmugu and Aikurou says something about keeping young and Tsumugu just kinda grumbles
>finally in the mud bath makes a comment about Nonon's tits
>Nonon loses her shit and commence naked mud wrestling
>Satsuki finishes it off
>they go back to her place and spend the rest of the night watching shitty soap operas while eating ice cream
Why couldn't this be a SoL? One episode, Trigger, that's all we're asking for.
You would be both Doge's and Nonon's bitch.
I'm too old for her.
what if junketsu is actually being held against it's will
Captain of the Propaganda Club right here. I've a way with rhetoric and I'm a good public speaker.
>implying a One-Star still isn't a good place to be
>Turns out she's an obsessive cunt with no real world values or personality
Get that taste back in check anon
Oh my, that drawing is brilliant.
>not wanting to be the one who shows her real world values through your normalfaggotry
all of my hnnnngg
10/10 better than my idea.
>Mankanshoku house infested with hornets
>everyone looks for a place to stay the weekend
>Ryuuko and Mako go to Satsuki's house
>Satsuki calls up Nonon to help out
>Mako gets excited for her first sleepover, only one that feels that way
>Satsuki and Ryuuko don't get along, Nonon and Mako do
>culminates in Ryuuko and Satsuki having a big argument
>Mako and Nonon are in the other room singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
>they call a truce for the weekend
>caps off with them watching shitty rom-coms and downing French Vanilla
Why did I laugh so much when I saw Monkey driving?
>not SoL episode were Monkey completely trashes Inu's laptop by accident and the whole episode is him hiding the laptop and making excuses to Inu
Of course I would, if she'd be okay with it.
Just the fact he's also blind.
Seeing him on the road would be hilarious.
Wow, this kind of new and fresh portrayal of Kiryuin Satsuki's Nose is just what we need to spice up the hit anime sensation of the year, Kill la Kill.
Whats with the Jew nose?
>ends with Monkey entering a computer shop to replace it but knowing nothing about computers so he buys a shitty 1980s Mac lookin' thing
Trim your schnozz first, Pinocchio.
You aren't Satsuki-sama.
I'd be the top student just so my name could be glanced at by the great Satsuki, to be stepped upon is a glorious honor!
>not SoL episode where we see Monkey trying to sneak into a GWAR concert under Frog's nose
I would date pretty much anyone.
I am lonely.
You should have at least some standards, anon
>You have a waifu but can't tell anyone because
>Current season waifu
I can't even watch this cosplay porn that just came out. It burns my eyes.
Whats the significance of the ED?
Is Ryuuko just a poor girl that actually just has one piece of clothing and lonely as well so she imagines everything as a way of escaping?
you just blew my mind
>Satsuki is the most popular girl in her school/class
>Inu, Gama and Nonon are Satsuki's main group of friends
>Mikisuki is her strangely attractive teacher that she's subconsciously attracted to
>Ryuko wants to take down Satsuki and be the most popular girl in school
>The whole show is a daydream / dream (sleeping in class?), explaining why it makes no sense
I wouldn't mind if this ended up being a canon pairing
It's just a homage to a live-action ED you nerds.
What if Ryuko is a split personality of Mako's
She has already admitted to having friends in her head.
And she ran the Fight Club.
>inb4 nice blog
A couple weeks ago I had a dream that I was at some sort of sports game with Ryuko, Mako, Nonon and Gamagoori. I don't really remember if there was anything romantic going on but it was the happiest I've been in a long time. And then I woke up and was in a terrible mood for a couple days.
Is that what rip-off these days called?
I don't blame you, dreams like that happen to me all the time. You get to spend a short time having fun in the 2D world then wake up and realize how shitty your 3D life is in comparison.
We've all been there anon.
No, I'd marry a Ryuuko
Is that what shitposting these days called?
oh damn, that tied up Ryuuko hair
I know, right?
I think I love her
>Not already in love with her
Are you even trying?
>artist goes through all that effort to draw that
>doesn't draw different clothes on her
WHAT THE FUCK
2/10 did not save
If I wanted to look at a pretty background I could just look at landscape artists, Ryuuko in her school uniform art is dime a dozen
>She's a high school girl and I'm like 25, so no.
It makes me sad to think I'm getting "too old" for highschoolgirls. Plus there aren't as many good christmas cakes around sadly.
Was the delorean necessary?
Good Christmas cakes are hard to come by these days
It's from tumblr.
Can I a glasses Ryuuko?
Oh my god, that really suits her nice.
>self esteem so low he can't even into fantasy anymore
I'm so sorry anon
It's awful when it happens. I had some crappy NTR dreams and I'm not into that shit.
Why don't Satsuki and Gama get to be fabulous with everyone else?
A few weeks ago I had a dream that I was a cute girl in a relationship with Satsuki. It was the greatest moment of my life.
>tfw no Mako to cuddle and keep you warm on a cold winter night.
Mako's a free add on with Ryuuko.
The first thing you have to do to date is becoming Mako's friend which isn't really hard, if Ryuuko sees Mako trusts you Ryuuko will probably trust you overtime.
So is Senketsu.
>not giving winter-mode Ryūko grade a thigh highs.
What wasted potential. Still: fuckin' saved.
Would totally date a Ryūko, because LOVE IS A BATTLEFIIIIIIIELD
Anime is saved!
>being this stupid
When it comes to Satsuki-butt, my dick would sic semper tyrannis; if you know what I mean.
Attempt to assassinate her in a theater?
2 cute 4 me
That whole pajama episode was fucking brilliant.
>My Kamui's in the laundry!
The hardest I've laughed in a good long time.
>Maiko pantsing Ryuuko all throughout the episode
>Ryuuko getting a creampie
Had me in stitches.
...that sucks. That you had to wake up that is.
I was feeling more on a nice sunny spot, maybe like a grassy knoll.
Why do tumblr like jew noses?
They're friends of the Happy Merchant.
And they have a burning, seething hatred for anything attractive that has tits.
Ryuuko would be a really cute girlfriend.
Imagine her smiling at you like this.
EVERY FUCKING DAY
EVERY FUCKING DAY WHEN I GET HOME
MY FAGGOT FUCKING GIRLFRIEND JUST LOOKS AT ME WITH THAT FUCKING FACE
I laughed a little
why does everyone assume that the chick smells bad. I'd rather a women smells a little bad then look ugly jesus.
People are dumb, Ryuuko takes baths regularly, i bet she doesn't smell bad i bet she smells sweaty.
She smells lemony.
I'd be pretty cool to have her as a girlfriend.
forgot to remove my shameful /s4s/ name
get the fuck out
I know that feeling... I keep dreaming I have a gf. Then I wake up. why can't I remember her face, anon? ;-;
I want to protect that smile.
Swim team captain - 2 stars, high school ambassador - 3 stars- satsuki's lackey, Student Body Pres. - literally Satsuki.
Fuck you all. I'd be satsuki's equal. Get on my level, you pigs in human clothing.
>implying any of us would be even close to her level
Your assertions preclude you from achieving such a status, and that big mouth of yours would get you a trip to the Time-Out Cell for a year.
I'm a man of few words and many actions. I was simply asserting myself.
>thinking there's a clear distinction between freedom and oppression
>I'm a man of few words and many actions. I was simply asserting myself.
Why do I find that difficult to believe?