>Kill me Baby
>not about a Scottish abortion clinic
>Not a series of justifications for hiding one's IP address.
Ok, so what?
>Nobody makes coffee.
>Kill la Kill
>nobody is killed at all
Is Barrister the plural of Barista?
>Ghost in the Shell
>Not about spectral turtles
I'll admit I chuckled.
>About two twin sisters in a incest relationship
Not that I mind
>Wake Up, Girls!
>Not 20 minutes of a first-person view of a guy trying to wake up some girls.
>Not about heart surgery gone horribly wrong
Why isn't this a thing yet?
>not about imitation carp
>Not about plane geometry
>not about psychedelic rock
>Kore wa zombie Desu ka
>everyone already knows that he's a zombie
>Nobody comes back
>Not about a competition between seven geniuses to see who can invent the most impressive new mathematical proof
>it's day half the time
>Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
>nobody is trying to find the exponent.
>There's no singing and definitely no fucking elves
>The World Only God Knows
>People who aren't God know about it
>not about two Russian brothers and their brotherly adventures
>Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae o Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai
>there never was a flower in the first place
>Sword Art Online
>No painters to be found
>not a documentary about the techno movement of he late 90's and early 2000's
> Prunus Girl
> Not a girl. Not a prune.
>Tenshi doesn't even play the drums
>not several people blaming each other for 6 episodes
>Listen to Me, Girls, I'm Your Father!
>Not his father
Even a documentary would be more exciting.
> No insanity-inducing laxatives to be found.
Go watch more SnK, shounen babby.
>Not about medieval Japanese mercenaries going to a Spanish dancing class
>Not liking documentaries
>Not liking Texhonlize
Stop wasting resources and kill yourself.
>Attack on Titan
>Humanity is on the defensive
I never said I didn't like it, it is just a difficult show to watch.
Imagine if the enture series was just Kyousuke voicing his disbelief to everyone he met
They need another 20 bucks to fund it.
>They're his Daughters
>He slowly comes the realisation that they've died but refuses to accept it
>You witness his rapid descent into depression as he frantically tries everything over the 20 minutes
>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>She's actually feeling quite chipper
ALL YA DANDIES PRANCIN' ABOUT WIT YER BELLIES FULL O' BABIES
>You don't apply it directly to your forehead
This would be vastly better than what's currentlygoing on. Jesus has this show fallen.
>Attack on Titan
>Is actually Titan Advance
>Implying is not Eotena Onslaught
>Not about a girl getting her first dicking
> Cowboy Bebop
> Does not chronicle spread of bebop in the wild west
>She has no superpowers
I'm probably missing a joke here, but in this case the series is named after the first book, where she is melancholy. She gets more energetic and happy as the series goes on. Also, seeing as the anime is out of order people miss this.
>People aren't clapping, being fat, invading other countries, eating hamburgers and dying in mass shootings all of the time
>No Nazi romance
but she has supertits
>His name's Mariya
>There's no alcohol
> Rozen Maiden
> None of them are made of roses. Virginity status unclear.
its a more formal term for lawer
>Not Law and Order: SVU the anime
Then again its one of the shittiest shows this season
>No one's believing in the heart of the cards
>Neon genesis Evangelion
>there's no evangelicals knocking door to door with their highlighted bible book
> Strawberry panic
> Nobody gives a shit about strawberries
Your Engrish translator's malfunctioning, anon.
>Neon Genesis Evagelion
>Not even a single preacher to be found
Well, yeah, but that isn't the point.
The point is that the title isn't a perfect, complete explanation of everything the show is.
>MC doesn't even use a grenade launcher
>Not about a Russian who loves his homeland even if it's in a lot of trouble.
>Sora no Woto
>the skies are silent
>Boku no Pico
>He does not attain actual legal ownership of Pico due to human rights laws
>Darker Than Black
>Nothing us actually darker than black
> End of Evangelion
> Nope, still four movies to go.
>Full Metal Alchemist
>He gets hungry
>no one has a Lancia Stratos
> School Rumble
> Does not take place during an earthquake
>Full Metal Alchemist
>Only 2 limbs are metal
>No Matter How I Look at It, It’s You Guys' Fault I’m Not Popular!
>She definitely plays a role in her current social situation
>It's not about a GILFs stretched twat
>Detergent suspiciously absent
>Students aren't having a huge ass fight
>Ladies vs Butlers
>There's no competition going on
> Tamako Market
> market does not sell any tamakos
>tfw im not as clever as i thought
>They are huge, and definitely real
Candy boy was great
> Hunter x Hunter
> Not a romance between two husky woodsmen
>the only black person is dutch, and he's not even in a lagoon
Goddamnit, still not the Final one. Just die and go on the cart already.
It was indeed.
>Everyone is, for the most part, averagely sized
>Not about highschool camwhores having sex on a livestream.
>All the players are under 18.
>is actually about vikings because they're stuck on that boat
> Kuso Miso Technique
> they just made it up on the spot.
>there is no ninth alien
>not about witches using their powers to win bowling tournaments
>The MC actually loves Naru.
> Golden Time
> Not a touching geriatric love story
>no wars in summer
>not about tile setters who use golden pieces
>Not about underpaid witches protesting the fact that their male counterparts are getting paid more for doing the same job
>Dragon Ball Z
>There's no dragon
>There's 7 balls instead of one
>Not about a German man's gate
>Not about pissing off passing sailors by flashing your ass.
There is a dragon
>tfw no rally anime
I cry myself to sleep every night because of this
What the fuck did you think this was? A snake?
>There's no dragon.
>Not about freaked out fruits
sweet jesus anon.
>the fairies aren't in bottles
>not about fortunate giant balls of gas
>Neon Genesis Evangelion
>not about an 80's band that preaches nonsense Christianity
>oretachi ni tsubasa wa nai
>none of them have wings
Everything went better than expected
>There's no dragon
>Darker than Black
>MC is white
Don't worry, light novel authors have decided to use complete summaries as titles now.
>Kill me Baby
>not Help Ma Boab
>No advertisements to join white supremacy groups
>Super Sonico The Animation
>Its not about a spanish Sonic the hedgehog collecting 100 coins
> MC did not RAPE AND MURDER A GIRL IN 1990
Isn't that like calling someone who whitewashes walls for a living an artist?
>no intellectuals having fun
> nobody is killed at all
except that one kid in ep 1 who stole a 1 star uniform
This really needs to be a thing. And they need lolis driving. Wrx is best girl
>He can punch multiple times
>My little sister can't be this cute
>She is, she can
>no character named Ru
>Not about someone leaving even though he's badly sick.
>Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
>She's only seen as a magical girl for one episode
Kore wa Zombie Desu doesn't have the same feel to it.
>kill la kill
>no a spanish murder drama
No, because mosaics can be very intricate works of art, whitewashing is just returning something to a blank slate.
Pic totally not my mosaic.
>Card Captor Sakura
>She done with capturing cards by the middle of the show
>Not a practical joke show involving cherry blossoms.
You aren't very clever, just enjoy the thread and don't post. That's what I'm doing.
And Ryuko's dad, and probably whoever was in that lab accident.
How about Kore wa Zombie Desu Da?
>not about Beck
my point was, tile setters are just people that put a bunch of bathroom tiles in to specification
Just setting tiles down doesn't make something a mosaic.
>Zettai Bouei Leviathan
>no leviathan shows up
>No I don't remember any diseases
>Welcome to the NHK
>Not about a salaryman getting a new job working at the Nippon Housou Kyoukai
>no "great king azumanga" ever appears
> Stop! Hibari-kun
> Hibari-kun does not stop
>Events in the series are often quite abnormal
>not about a water-powered remote
>not about a chicken recipe
>implying it wasn't Kane all along
it's like you didn't read the manga
new hotness coming though
> Wife & Wife
> Nobody in the series is married.
>Unbreakable Machine Doll
>Yaya can break
>hei means black in chinese
>Not about DJ angels
>not about cold weather
And I just realized we were arguing the same point. That means it's time for sleep.
> Legend of the Blue Wolves
> significantly more anal sex than average multicolor wildlife folktale
>He's not black
>no bunnies are dropped
>significantly more anal sex than average multicolor wildlife folktale that does not involve ducks
FTFY, if you don't understand it don't Google for elaboration, there are things people don't need to know.
Someone was trying to tell me that show had an absolutely mind-blowing twist. Is that show any good?
>Not about Dr. Dre's afterlife merchandising
>No castle reviewers talking shit about fortress design
> Boku no Sexual Harassment
> You didn't get the corn, dude.
Subarus are so much easier to work on than those Nazi-mobiles. And that's what's gets points for me.
>Not about the 52 days that make up a dog year
>has nothing to do with television
>Not an epic adventure tale told through spreadsheets
>mfw I didn't read the synopsis
>mfw I expected a cute fantasy adventure with a singing elf girl
>Not a harrowing tale of sentient strawberries trying to escape their fate.
Remember how it was about an otaku dressing up and harassing people on the street? Neither did the writers.
>Not a toe-fetish hentai
>Not a series based on EVE Online
>No ice cream
>Not just sherlock holmes with a milk mustache.
I wonder why they haven't won anything for 10+ years then
At least he washed it down with wine.
Sorry but not anymore after the title drop
>Zero no Tsukaima
>The one line at the beginning of the first episode is the first and last time anyone legitimately uses 'Zero' as a nickname for Louise throughout the series, and Saito is always referred to as LOUISE's familiar
>The Familiar of Zero
>Not about lelouch's dog
>Not about a mech that gives people orgasms
>House of Five Leaves
>houses are made out of wood
>That's Beelzebub, you dimwit!
>Hokuto no Ken
>no celestial bodies have limbs
Oh, hey. Halkeginia-mind.
I'm still cringing, even after all this time.
>Umineko no kaku koro ni
>no seagulls are crying
>What a moat, eh?
>no cherry blossoms perform a deception of any kind and neither are cherry blossoms used to perform tricks
Really? Didn't know that. Well they havnt changed thier engine in that long, so the new fa20 should help that
>Witch on the Holy Night
>Aoko doesn't save Christmas
>Not an anime about Eugene Allen
>She doesn't control her onii-chan at all, instead just watches
It's real life for 6 episodes, and then suddenly monsters are real, and then suddenly the show gets more terrible every episode
>Not about African big cats who join the police force
>voices of a distant star
>there are no talking stars
>Only arm and leg are metal
>La Blue Girl
>not about a depressed French girl roaming the countryside, singing blues and getting raped by tentacle demons
>Mobile Suit G Gundam
>not about a gang member working part time in a mascot costume for a telecommunications company getting into a shootout, cursing all the while
>Read or Die
>I watched it dubbed
>I didn't die
>Not about a pre-civil war slave master turning his female slaves into idols and taking them on tour across North America.
>Not about devote Christians trying to read the bible during a blackout.
It's because you're not reading it, baka.
>devote Christians trying to read the bible during a blackout.
It's basically been whatever Loeb has been driving for the past 10 or so years wins
Utena doesn't cause a violent uprising against the current class system.
excluding Ogier's win last year of course
The new trend is compact hatchbacks, I think it's because they have shorter wheelbases and are more maneuverable as a result
>Detroit Metal City
>Not in Detroit
>Not about a burial ground for firearms
>they aren't working hard enough to justify two exclamation points
>not about electrical engineers trying to restore power to a faulty letter in a neon sign
>Still got banned from Animate for shoplifting
No massive, luminous sphere of plasma that possess luck.
> Serial Experiments Lain
> scientific method not observed
Pisses me off when they're classed as "sports cars" though. It's a hot hatch, get it right, everyone who ranks them by typei the same catagory as my brz
I miss the Celica.
>not about bothering jamaicans
same joke, better worded
>Not about Marisa reacting to Reimu's many attempts to earn a living by doing pun jokes in Gensokyo
> not a bit of greek yogurt to be seen
>Tenchi isn't actually useless, but an important character tied to the plot.
Get a gt86. People always asking me if its the new celica... Faggots
>There are no chickens covered in mayonaise
>You are Umasou.
>Nobody gets eaten.
>They didn't do any jobs, good or otherwise
>Devil Survivor 2
>There's no character named Rin
>not a laboratory researching mating pheromones
>Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
>We do not see any cicadas shedding tears
>None of the characters actual live in the projects
>Some of the actual live in mansions
There is Ringo though
>Welcome to the NHK!
>not about a guy getting a job at the NHK broadcasting corporation
>There's no mention of gum of any kind.
The new 86 isn't a rally rep.
I also miss the Corolla. Shit Toyota was favourite manufacturer in WRC. Lancia was before my time even if they had sexier cars.
Isn't Kill La Kill some kind of japanese play on words meaning cut the clothes? Plenty of clothes cutting in this anime.
Not gonna lie, I would play a shump set in the ghetto.
>He's underage and can't legally be employed as a detective
>Nor is he a barbarian
>There are only two bakas
>Not about underwater ray romano
>not a lousy drawning of a sunny place
>It isn't about the protagonist, Mitsu, who's dream it is to go to "The Dome" to compete in the legendary moe-off
>You have to pay for the Blu Rays
>Go home club
>they never go home
Fuck I laughed
>Not about magical polka dancers
>Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>She's generally pretty chipper
>not about a hermaphrodite
>Tokuchi gets several dozen outs
>Servant x Service
>Not about a maid in search of good cell phone signals so she can put the phone in her crotch when she gets a call
>not about someone breaking his D into fragments
>Nobody speaks with a stutter
>None of the Gundams are Piloted by Biggie
>Not even a single mention of Neo Compton
>Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
>Bitch had physical form since the start
>Perfect Cherry Blosson
>Just reached 80%
>Everybody says it is the easiest game
>Vampire Hunter D
>Not about a vampire hunter's penis
>Not about MC constantly trying to stop an idiotic supporting character from constantly doing stupid things
>not about bronies having a race
>Nor is he a barbarian
>Let that failure rule his life, never even attempted to become a destroyer, adventurer, or Cimmerian
>not about killing CJ
>Darker than Black
>Nobody in the show was black or darker
>not about racing ponies wearing panties
>Implying the drunk chick that worked with Lord British wasn't black
>not about a guy being let out of a sanitarium
She wasn't darker than black.
She was black-lite
Except the series actually had a larger number of black characters than the average anime
>Sasami gets motivated in the first episode
>not about gundam pilots having rap battles
>Highschool of the dead
>Not a highschool slice of life featuring zombies
>Black Rock Shooter
>Not about a negro cosplaying as Mega Man
>Not about girls trying to become nascar racing
>not about highschool dick fighting
>Date A Live
>Not about dating live people
>Strike the Blood
>Not about some guy beating up all his relatives
>Not about a cowboy robot that communicates in binary droidspeak
>There are multiple monsters in the story
>No baskets of fruit are ever seen
>No angels spontaneously combust.
>No mobile suit agriculture
>No marshmallow flavored strawberries
>There are more than nine cyborgs
>Dragon Ball Z
>Not the end of dragon ball
>>No marshmallow flavored strawberries
Fuck you, now I want a tub of marshmallow strawberries and all the stores are closed.
>A Certain Magical Index
>Not about ET healing people with his finger
>Wake up Girls
>Episode doesn't entirely consist of a man trying to wake up several women.
>Not about college life in Communist China
>A Certain Scientific Railgun
>Anime isn't about Quake
>Not about a canoe populated by a bunch of photographers
>Eden of East
>Eden is not seen in show
>Eden not specified where it actually is
For all I know, they're West of Eden. Fuck.
>Spice and Wolf
>Not about wolves eating spices
>Team Medical Dragon
>No MD dragons flying around healing other dragons
>Not about a Go tournament held in a hospital
>Patients are the players and their life is on the line.
>Winners have a better chance of getting treatment first, too many losses mean death.
>You must play, not participating also means death.
>The Doctors and staff organize the whole thing and bet on which patient is most likely to win
>MC is a newcomer, injured in a car accident that left his right leg crippled
>Will he fight is way too recovery? Or will his life come to a stop
>No one is a maniac, much less an ultra one
>it never mentions what level E is, much less mentions levels A-D
>West of Eden
Can't be infringing on Harry Harrison's caveman stories man.
>The levels were label numerically
>Giant balls of gas and plasma don't make jokes
>No Starships serve as infantry
>Sword Art online
>Not about drawings of swords on deviant art
>The moon does not serve on a naval vessel
>Explorer Woman Ray
>Not about a ray-gun used by gynecologists
>From the New World
>Not about a native of the western hemisphere going to the eastern hemisphere
>Invade! Squid Girl
>Not about raping a female squid
>The Pervert Prince and the Stony Cat
>not about a dude who tries to look up girl's skirts with his weed loving cat
Not a full series, but would make one helluva short film.
Since you're so disappointed:
>Full Metal Alchemist
>About a 33% metal alchemist
>There is no demonic choir
>I don't have many friends
>whole cities aren't being hunted
>Rinne no lagrange
>Earth's orbit stays the same
>isn't about algorithm designing
jesus fuck I had to think about that one
>mfw I'm in a course to learn that right now
>mfw I have to hold back the urge to shout 'IT'S SHOWTIME' when the notation is first brought up.
It's gunna be a shitty semester
Good thing too. You only care about big theta for algorithm analysis.
>Nobody is going sick
Do it and hope the one time and subsequent embarrassment is enough to get it out of your system.
Let's see if you're an underclassman of mine. CS330?
I'll do it if I go up to the board to do a question
My prof doesn't write on boards ever ;__;
>Kowarekake no Orgol
>the music box works fine
>the girl is fully dead
Just plant an bluetooth controlled MP3 player and speaker with a recording of it somewhere in the classroom to activate when the opportunity arises.
Guess not then.
Wait a minute.
>Basic data structures.
>A 400 level course.
At least you're using C.
>Beyond the boundary
>There's nothing going on outside of my video player window
the rooms that we use aren't exactly good for hiding shit in, and also I'd have to pick it up afterwords or risk it getting stolen, and if I pick it up, then I might get scolded for interrupting a lecture.
incidentally I know an /a/non who went to my uni in my major, who was a few years ahead of me. You could have been him
4th semester. 2nd year. CompEng, not CS. That might explain it. Also our EE/CE department is pretty cool. I can ssh into my account on their servers and hand in labs remotely over sftp.
Too bad we first learned to program C with Quincy. Go look that up if you don't know what that is.
>Not about a pornography addict
>Le fruit de la Grisaia
>not about Redditors talking about their favorite Grisaian fruit
>Not a show about Earth-chan in school uniform
Leave it behind, if something doesn't demand a sacrifice of some kind why bother doing it.
>Engaged to the Unidentified
>Ramen Fighter Miki
>Not about Miki fighting ramen
>All Rounder Meguru
>doesn't even finish all the rounds in any fight
>not about a guy who rounds every number
>not about a guy who ages backwards
>Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
>Lelouch is never officially a part of the any rebellion
>not about a dwarf planet or the underworld
>not about the WWE PPV event
>Not a cooking show
Okay. Fourth semester. That makes more sense.
I've never heard of Quincy before. But with how Microsoft just hands out copies of Visual Studio to almost anyone in a computer science degree it strikes me as unnecessary.
Menma is the flower, and a lovely flower she is.
Don't chuckle at Bear. It's bad form.
>Not a leaderboard comparing the qualities of scholastic automobiles
>No Oingo Boingo plays
but the milky way, like all spiral galaxies, has arms
I don't feel like they ever forgot Menma's name. They screamed it several times each episode.
Dog days is actually a phrase that refers to the hot period of summer. Dog days did happen during the summer (IIRC?). So it's a title that makes sense + it's punny.
>It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!
But, she´s popular in America
Defragment, as in hard drive
Were they darker than black?
Soon even that will need an explanation. As it is now a lot of people either don't know about it and haven't done it, or use systems or hardware that doesn't require it and would never encounter it.
Once SSDs and flash storage become more affordable, defragmenting will cease to exist.
Memory fragmentation is an issue in all types of data storage.
>Here Comes the BLACK Witch
>MC is White
I doubt it. HDD are just SO cheap. Also, when you're working with huge amounts of data, contingency will always be a factor.
But how does that work when there's no moving parts?
I've only had to run one defrag on my current computer, and that was after doing a massive amount of torrenting and moving other shit to an external drive. My OS drive is SSD already, next upgrade will likely be to replace the HDD with one.
>only one black person
>set in an oceanic setting
>Black Rock Shooter
>not about a man from Detroit killing Dwayne Johnson
>about a Dandy in Space
not true. Fragmentation matters for HDD's, because the reader has to move over a different part of the disk to read the data. SSD's do not have this physical limitation.
>Grave of the Fireflies
>No graves in which people bury dead fireflies they just leave them
Only for HDDs. SSD and flash don't have moving parts, tape storage is inherently sequential (but has shiiiiiiit seek times), and mastered discs are only written after the data is sequenced (but has eventual rot).
I lent that to people while telling them it was a happy movie because I knew it was the only way to get them to watch it because none of them thought anime could be serious. I regret nothing.
>Wake up Girls
None of them were asleep, or had trouble waking up
Data is stored as a list of memory addresses. These addresses are passed out to different objects you want to store.
Now let's assume that:
-You have 32k of free space. (small, but this is just to illustrate the problem)
-You fill it with 8x4k objects.
-Now you're done with the first, third and fifth 4k objects, so you delete them. Freeing that memory.
-You want to store an 8k object. Well, all you have are 4k slots open, because you never deleted two contiguous 4k slots.
That's memory fragmentation. It happens everywhere, even in RAM. You can solve this in several ways
1)Having fixed-size objects. The CPU stack does this.
2)Fancy bullshit with virtual memory addresses, so you squeeze bits of the object into free space. This is very hard and although both RAM and SSDs have very reduced times to jump around memory addresses, those times are still present, so it's still less efficient than:
3) Taking the time to defragment the memory when the system isn't under heavy load. Move all the 4k objects together to make room for the 8k one.
Yes, SSDs are much less affected my memory fragmentation, but they are not unaffected. In fact, the firmware for most SSDs have them automatically defragment for 1 or 2 hours every day.
In conclusion, making storage systems with faster read speeds will not eliminate problems inherent to computer memory.
>ping pong club
>they hardly even play ping pong
You don't worry about defragmenting any more because every modern operating system does it automatically.
Learn something every day. All I remember reading about my SSD when I was researching which to buy was to never use defrag on it, get SSDLife to check it's death clock, and to enable TRIM, which I now (probably wrongly) assume is the auto-defrag you mentioned.
Would RAM have even less of an issue since it's being purged so often? I really don't know as much about computers as everyone around me thinks I do, I just read the error messages and Google how to fix them.
I don't think Windows does. ntfs doesn't auto-defrag, and if Windows does it automatically itself, that's retarded because you're risking complete file system corruption.
>complete file system corruption.
I recall some anons making jokes about defragging SSD drives. Turns out the still need to defrag, so jokes on them.
Sorry, just looked it up. It seems like MS isn't as stupid as I assumed. If you're manually moving shit in a file system around a memory space, if you don't do it right and there's a power cycle, you can fuck shit up pretty bad.
One of the reasons that restarting your computer fixes a bunch of issues is because it purges RAM, killing any fragmentation issues.
SSDs don't defragment in a traditional way. They have some sort of complicated storage parameters that they try to make everything fit into. So running a standard defragmenting program on them would still be retarded.
This issue has been solved. Forever ago. It's not too hard when your OS has the final say in what files are written to and when.
>This issue has been solved. Forever ago.
Microsoft has only solved auto-defrag in Win7. Forever is such a short time...
This man tought me Japanese.
>Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The sheer number of times this fixes absolutely fucking everything. That and making sure something is actually plugged in and turned on.
>You used 'forever' as hyperbole for '5 years' in a discussion.
>I feel the need to point this out.
>insert penis here
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>exactly as advertised
>No Baneslayer in sight
But it's all about tennis, anon.
I'd watch it.
but anon we have lagoons in Oceania