Could Satou survive Restricted Rock, Paper, Scissors?
"If I have nothing but scissors, I won't be able to lose! It's perfect!"
and then the tables become animorphic and start telling him that he should have borrowed more money.
He has no will to survive.
Satou barely survived sitting in his flat all day.
Satou is an accurate depiction of everyone who visits /a/ and we all know that we'd all lose our stars and get dragged away in the first 5 minutes
Satou = Ishida
They're both big crybabies.