My friend had to go to bed, but she said to tell you hi.
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First red flag
Hey David, Chris here. Me and my roommate are wondering if we're still watching Kaiji at your apartment next week. If so you guys are buying this time since we bought McDs this week.
does not compute
Fuck off Dave, I'm not your friend. Stop calling me.
I don't think you have any friends. Enjoy your bed.
I just told my friend that I was going to bed, but i've actually just locked myself in her little brother's room and am about to make him a woman. To keep her busy I told her to tell you hi.
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So in your version of events, OP is a girl, but her friend isn't? Or are they both girls?
Hey Rach, don't be like that. I shared my pudding with you
Hey /a/, I know I've told you I'm a guy, but I'm actually a woman.
Hahaha, good one
I never noticed, but for being an apathetic, unmotivated loser, Kaiji has an amazingly toned upper body.
He's only an unmotivated loser career-wise. He's still young and healthy. Considering he regularly had enough excess aggression that he went out slashing tires and stealing Mercedes emblems, he probably works out too.