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Watch your steps, geekboy. You might trip.
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>>100549869
arousal
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*trips into your pussy*

I HAVE WON
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But if I trip then you can step on me!
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I like where this is going.
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Please have sex with me
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Epic thread br/a/.
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Please sit on my face after I trip
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IS IT WORTH IT LEMME WORK IT I PUT MY THING DOWN FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT
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>>100550009
Do you think they were a bra?
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Y-you too.
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>>100549869
So what series is this?
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>>100549869
I want to worship FAL and lick her all over.
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>>100550057
>were
wear
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>average female height in japan: 1.580 m (5 ft 2 in)

It's hard to be intimidated by someone a full foot shorter with no upper body strength
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>>100549869
Fuck off bitch, no one bullies me.
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>>100550327
But the blonde is American and the other girl isn't Japanese either.
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>>100549959
>masturbator
Very much so
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>>100550135
Where?
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>>100550377
Correct
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>>100550327
They're not Japanese.
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>>100550327
>2014
>not being a shota
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>>100550085
same series of where your gif comes from
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>>100549869
I know.... sigh.
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>>100549869
Thanks.
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>geekboy
>boy
>"s-s-she thinks i'm a boy! doushio!"
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>>100550327
>Belgian titan and American bimbo
You have every right to be terrified.
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>>100550580
why is the US bitch using such outdated weaponry
doesnt she know it's all about large mags and full automatics?
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>>100550085
boku no sparde :DDD
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>>100550102
Do you have about $1200? Go buy one from DSA. Lick that all over. Or find a used one used goods slut.
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>>100549869
>pull hard on Blondie's left ankle at a 45 degrees towards the air
>her head first towards the edge of the steps
>she falls on her spine
>hear her large and continuous scream
>prob hurt really badly and paralyzed for life
>now sobbing
>lean in close to her
>lick her tears
>lean close to her ears and say
Ever played Katawa Shoujo?
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>>100550980
Down Syndrome Association?
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>>100549869
Hey thanks! Have a nice day.
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>>100550948
Welcome to newtown, here's your complimentary 'potte thread.
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>>100550948
Guess how we can tell you haven't lurked enough.
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>>100551024
>hurting blonde
You monster
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>>100550948
>I don't know this show at all but let me tell you why this is bullshit.

Embarrassing.
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>>100550980
Why would I want 3DPD? More importantly it's banned in Canada. ;_;
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Go suck some nigger dicks you worthless aged whores. I am going to become a powerful wizard and don't need you waving your stinky overused meatflaps around me.
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>>100551215
Wait, seriously? You're a Commonwealth nation.
Wait, forgot about Bongland probably not being able to have them either...
Sorry...
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>>100550948
>full automatics
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delicious .308
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>>100549869
Ignore them and walk away. They get off to being ignored and treated like objects.
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YOU
SHALL
NOT
PASS
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>>100550489
Okay, I got the series and the BD special. But how the fuck can guns get wet and masturbate?
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>>100551571
You run them hard, hot, and wet like Chris Costa with 5k rounds, an AR, and a bucket of lube of choice.
And good shooting glasses that are resistant to lubricant all over your face.
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>>100550947
>Belgian

FAL is British, bro. She is the L1A1
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>>100550980
>$1200
lolnope
DSArms went and jacked up the prices to cash in on the gun scare. They're reaching near $2k now.
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>people tried doing this in highschool
>step on their leg
Its not hard people, unless you make people want to hate you they stop once you stand up for yourself.
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>>100549869
Yeah trip over your saggy tits maybe. Fuck off.

#REKT
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>>100550948
She IS outdated weaponry.
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>>100551796
http://www.atlanticfirearms.com/component/virtuemart/shipping-rifles/ds-arms-fal-sa58-rifle-21-premium-threaded-barrel-detail.html?Itemid=0
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Which gun would you hold?
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>>100552480
>atlanticfirearms.com
I think the cops would show up faster than the pizzaman if I opened that link.
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>>100550948
But the M14 is a good gun. Not tactikool enough for you? I bet you don't like the G3 either.
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>>100552544
M16A2
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>>100552544
Galil, Sig, or Sako.
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>>100550327
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>>100552544
G3-senpai
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I like Original M14 better.
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>>100552738
Dem magazines
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>>100552544
Thompson or FG42
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>>100552714
>all the battle rifle girls are above 6ft
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>>100552002
I also did this but on a different context

>Be 10 year old me
>At my cousin's house
>He's 12 at the time
>Be playing on the streets
>Suddenly a medium dog chases me
ohshit.bricks
>Run sanic fast
>Crying like a bitch
Dog only wanted to play with me, or so my cousin said
>Go back home
>Still crying
>Cousin starts mocking me like the little shit he is
>He has his legs on top of the table with some open space
>Step as hard as I can on his knee
I was swimming at the time so I had some strenght on my legs
>Hurt him rather bad, seeing as he's also crying
>I start crying and laughing at the same time
servesyouright.png

Childhood, man.
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>>100552714
Sensei looking kinda feelio there.
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>>100553079
Cool blog.
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>>100553149
Thanks
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My knees are shaking, maybe you could help me and hold me?
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>>100552732
This.
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>>100552002
It's kinda hard to do this if you're on a lower stair and they put their leg high enough, unless you're a fair bit taller than them of course.

Considering the Battle Rifles are all amazonesses most /a/nons won't be.
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>>100553292
Then you grab her leg and throw her downstairs
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>>100553357
Nigga did I not already mention that they're amazonesses?
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Are any of the girls in Upotte assault rifles?
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>>100549869
I think it is you who needs to watch this.
>unzips dick
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>>100553357
Nah nigga, you push it up and go down while getting da panty shot.
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>>100553490
Nigga I'm a BR, I'm an amazon myself
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>>100552662
You would touch an Israeli?
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>>100553692
You wouldn't?
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>>100553692
It's implied that if you touch their nose you gain infinite knowledge
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>>100553692
I would much more than touch her.
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>>100554256
Would you give her your sheckels?
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Best raifus right here
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>>100554315
As many as she wants
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>>100554522
If Sako were human, I'd knock her up.
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>>100554561
You're cut, right?
Otherwise you might have some problems
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>>100554776
>Feed system: Welfare
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>>100554779
I never thought about that, but she has the fangs to do it if neccesary.
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>>100554776
>If Sako were human, I'd knock her up

Good luck with that
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>>100555209
Surely she wouldn't rape my anus with a rifle and shove barbeque skewers down my dickhole, right?
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>>100550580
She's either holding the M14 completely wrong or for some ungodly reason it has a pistol grip.
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>>100555671
I just noticed that, it looks like one artist drew the characters, and another drew the weapons.
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>>100555671

Even if it does have a pistol grip, her hand is at a really weird angle in relation to the rifle.
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>>100553149
Cool shitpost
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>>100555671
That's animu for ya.
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>>100549869
Well I just took a shit in my pants. If you know any better. Youll know to move out my way before I drop my britches and smear if all over my cheeks.

Clueless bitches dont know about muh survival instincts.
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>>100553091
>2.07m tall

He should be, he's a sideshow freak
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>>100556378
>he isnt 9m tall
Pussy manchild
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She probably does the best footjob.
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>>100556854
God I love this position
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>>100556854
I love how pleased G3 looks there.
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>>100549869
Again?
Pl-please leave me alone ;_;
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Season 2 when
Just believe
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Obey the rules, fags. You might get banned.
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Best Raifu
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>>100549869
haha very funny

Did your owner tell you that joke?
OH WAIT I forgot you didn't have one
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>>100549869
These stairs belong to the villagers.
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>>100549869
Get your fat twinkie legs out of my way you fat burger gobbler.
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>>100560227
Was that in the anime? I don't remember this
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>>100560176
Don't make M-14 unload her freedom all over you
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>>100560279
I always wondered why her décolleté is dark
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>>100550327
Every time.
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>>100560326
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>>100549869
Ok, this has been bugging me for a while now.
With female bullies being so prevalent in anime I can only assume it's a real thing over there. I just don't get that. How can girls bully guys,no matter how beta they are? In my life I have never even heard of a girl bullying a guy.
What the fuck is wrong with Japanese males?
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>>100560469
They have superior fetishes, much better than black/white women porn every fucking where.
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>>100560469
They form fucking gangs.
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>>100560469
Girls are the best bullies, they just do it psychologically instead of physical shit. They probably didn't bother with you because the point of bullying is to bring down people who threaten your status, but you were at the bottom of the social barrel to begin with.
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>>100560656
Edgy.
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>>100560289
Did you skip the credits? The BGM was noice.
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>>100560629
>you will be beaten, humiliated and then raped by a gang of highschool bully qts.
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>>100560629
This is the part where the qt3.14 girl comes out to save the poor average every-day loser right?
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Worst upotte
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>>100560469
this >>100560629
or they do it anonymously shit like 'pranks' tacs in shoes etc
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>>100560789
Eru is FAAAAT.
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>>100560789

Worst but cutest
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>>100560682
You're right.

Oh boy what have I done.
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>>100560789
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>>100561084
>>100561027
>>100560966
The finest in British engineering.
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>>100560775
I will? It can't happen soon enough
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>>100560656
pffft
>implying I wasn't too alpha to be bullied
Also what kind of shit bullies did you have at your school to think that proper male bullies don't use both psychological and physical violence for the best bullying experience.
Girls just stick to psychological violence because they are physically weak
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>>100561506

Obviously you didn't attend a shitty school

Some of the girls at my school would carry knives, tasers, pepperspray and brass knuckles around

You don't need physical strength when you've got weapons and tools
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>>100549869
Such nice and kind upper senpai.
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Artillery cannons > portable firearms
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I was almost raped by a girl once. She held a knife at my throat and told me to take my pants off but my dog chased her off.
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>>100561602
>Not walking around with a bulletproof vest
Welcome to Brazil, faggot.
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>>100561677
>not going with the flow
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>>100561615
My fellow artilleryman!
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>>100561602
Nigger I'm from Serbia, no one can afford pepperspray or tasers.
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>>100561677
Man, fucking dogs.
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>>100561761
Third artilleryman reporting in. MY weapons are D-30 122mm and D-20 152mm howitzers. I served majority off my service in front of the staff team plotting board and charts. Gotta love those sounds and the feeling of power when I order a whole battery to fire simultaneously on the radio.
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>>100561677
>Liking fat girls
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>>100561847
I know I'll get hated for this but
Dogs > Waifus

>>100562100
>>100561761
My niggas.
Dat blast
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>>100562136
Nice thong
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>>100560227
That's quite the bulge she's got there.
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>>100562340
After watching the anime, the manga designs feel so wrong.
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>>100562303
That's her trigger
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The ending was so pretentious. NO HUMANS YOU ARE TEH GUNS.

Left a bitter taste in your mouth.
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>>100561615
Everyone was having a good time until this faggot showed up
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>>100549869
Anyone know some doujinshis based on this scenario
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>>100562394
Manga has a more rapist-looking Sako.

>>100562432
They fucked that arc terribly in the anime. In the manga, he nearly gets shot by a Russian teacher. He's also revealed to be an American.
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>>100556854
is this a genuine shooting position soldiers use, or just a poor excuse for a near-pantyshot?
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>>100561615
Artiller cannons should be metaphorically BBW. Big Black Weapons.
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>>100562517
>femdom
>english
>schoolgirl
>male:rape

The tags you probably want to look.with.
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>>100562563
Sniper here
It tingles our penis so it's most favorable position
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>>100562563
It's bullshit. G3 is playing a prank on M14.
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>>100553292
>>100553357
>Crouch down
>kiss feet
>lick legs
>stick head up skirt
>eat pussy

Where are you even going thats more important?
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>>100562674
>doing that to M14
all my want
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>>100562594
>All artillery
>Black
Das racyss, senpai
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>>100562517
http://www.fakku.net/artists/akatsuki-myuuto/page/2
The Dorei usagi to anthony ones have a dude taking revenge, i know it's not what you asked for but it's a good fap nonetheless
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>>100562763
Just look at this landwhale
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>>100562822
Wait until you see Dora the exploder
Just look at that chubby godness
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>>100562394
Not fat enough?
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>>100562763
>155mm
Good gracious ass is bodacious
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>>100562763
Is that self-propelled or just enough to get on and off a trailer?
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>>100563031
Trailer.
This baby right here, in the other hand is self-propelled
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>>100560628
That's hot.
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>>100562763
Fat woman on a scooter.

>>100563112
2-meter-tall bodybuilder woman.
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>>100563285
You mad cause your filthy portable firearms couldn't possibly carry all dat gunpowder?
Look at this marine beauty
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>>100563372
I'd a ぱんぱかぱーん.
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>>100563579
Any sane man would, anon.
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>>100563372
Bodybuilders are sexy because they can break me in half with one finger. A fat woman would have to sit on me.

Also kancolle thread is over there
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>>100563773
This looks more like an /ak/ general now.
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>>100563773
>bodybuilders
>strong
being buff=/=being strong
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>>100552714
is that shit accurate? FAL's even taller than I am!
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>>100551024
You can't manhandle AMERICA, don't even try, pussy
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>>100566102
That's a rough sketch by Tennouji (from Rufuira!! #1 IIRC).
The only size reference is FNC's rifle form.
The measuring was made around each one's heel line, the other lines are there just as a visual reference.
They either in slightly different planes or not standing completely straight.

tl;dr estimation. Might be off a few cms. Some anons mentioned they got similar numbers, though.
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>>100560469
>How can girls bully guys,no matter how beta they are?
I got once bullied by a girl. She turned out lesbian though.

Nothing hot about it,
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>>100552738
Original M14 confirmed for best M14.
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>>100569395
eh, I could see it happening in middle school, but unless it's some crazy black ho who threatens to cut you I would probably laugh at any woman who tried to intimidate me high school +

of course, knowing my luck it would probably turn out to be that hot octagon champion chick who breaks people.
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>>100561677
Wow, your dog is a cockblock.
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>>100561677
Was she fat?

she was probably fat
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>>100573752
Most likely. That or ugly.
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>>100562951
>tfw there will never be a show about thick personifications of tanks doing cute girl things



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