Watch your steps, geekboy. You might trip.
*trips into your pussy*
I HAVE WON
But if I trip then you can step on me!
I like where this is going.
Please have sex with me
Epic thread br/a/.
Please sit on my face after I trip
IS IT WORTH IT LEMME WORK IT I PUT MY THING DOWN FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT
Do you think they were a bra?
So what series is this?
I want to worship FAL and lick her all over.
>average female height in japan: 1.580 m (5 ft 2 in)
It's hard to be intimidated by someone a full foot shorter with no upper body strength
Fuck off bitch, no one bullies me.
But the blonde is American and the other girl isn't Japanese either.
Very much so
They're not Japanese.
>not being a shota
same series of where your gif comes from
I know.... sigh.
>"s-s-she thinks i'm a boy! doushio!"
>Belgian titan and American bimbo
You have every right to be terrified.
why is the US bitch using such outdated weaponry
doesnt she know it's all about large mags and full automatics?
boku no sparde :DDD
Do you have about $1200? Go buy one from DSA. Lick that all over. Or find a used one used goods slut.
>pull hard on Blondie's left ankle at a 45 degrees towards the air
>her head first towards the edge of the steps
>she falls on her spine
>hear her large and continuous scream
>prob hurt really badly and paralyzed for life
>lean in close to her
>lick her tears
>lean close to her ears and say
Ever played Katawa Shoujo?
Down Syndrome Association?
Hey thanks! Have a nice day.
Welcome to newtown, here's your complimentary 'potte thread.
Guess how we can tell you haven't lurked enough.
>I don't know this show at all but let me tell you why this is bullshit.
Why would I want 3DPD? More importantly it's banned in Canada. ;_;
Go suck some nigger dicks you worthless aged whores. I am going to become a powerful wizard and don't need you waving your stinky overused meatflaps around me.
Wait, seriously? You're a Commonwealth nation.
Wait, forgot about Bongland probably not being able to have them either...
Ignore them and walk away. They get off to being ignored and treated like objects.
Okay, I got the series and the BD special. But how the fuck can guns get wet and masturbate?
You run them hard, hot, and wet like Chris Costa with 5k rounds, an AR, and a bucket of lube of choice.
And good shooting glasses that are resistant to lubricant all over your face.
FAL is British, bro. She is the L1A1
DSArms went and jacked up the prices to cash in on the gun scare. They're reaching near $2k now.
>people tried doing this in highschool
>step on their leg
Its not hard people, unless you make people want to hate you they stop once you stand up for yourself.
Yeah trip over your saggy tits maybe. Fuck off.
She IS outdated weaponry.
Which gun would you hold?
I think the cops would show up faster than the pizzaman if I opened that link.
But the M14 is a good gun. Not tactikool enough for you? I bet you don't like the G3 either.
Galil, Sig, or Sako.
I like Original M14 better.
Thompson or FG42
>all the battle rifle girls are above 6ft
I also did this but on a different context
>Be 10 year old me
>At my cousin's house
>He's 12 at the time
>Be playing on the streets
>Suddenly a medium dog chases me
>Run sanic fast
>Crying like a bitch
Dog only wanted to play with me, or so my cousin said
>Go back home
>Cousin starts mocking me like the little shit he is
>He has his legs on top of the table with some open space
>Step as hard as I can on his knee
I was swimming at the time so I had some strenght on my legs
>Hurt him rather bad, seeing as he's also crying
>I start crying and laughing at the same time
Sensei looking kinda feelio there.
My knees are shaking, maybe you could help me and hold me?
It's kinda hard to do this if you're on a lower stair and they put their leg high enough, unless you're a fair bit taller than them of course.
Considering the Battle Rifles are all amazonesses most /a/nons won't be.
Then you grab her leg and throw her downstairs
Nigga did I not already mention that they're amazonesses?
Are any of the girls in Upotte assault rifles?
I think it is you who needs to watch this.
Nah nigga, you push it up and go down while getting da panty shot.
Nigga I'm a BR, I'm an amazon myself
You would touch an Israeli?
It's implied that if you touch their nose you gain infinite knowledge
I would much more than touch her.
Would you give her your sheckels?
Best raifus right here
As many as she wants
If Sako were human, I'd knock her up.
You're cut, right?
Otherwise you might have some problems
>Feed system: Welfare
I never thought about that, but she has the fangs to do it if neccesary.
>If Sako were human, I'd knock her up
Good luck with that
Surely she wouldn't rape my anus with a rifle and shove barbeque skewers down my dickhole, right?
She's either holding the M14 completely wrong or for some ungodly reason it has a pistol grip.
I just noticed that, it looks like one artist drew the characters, and another drew the weapons.
Even if it does have a pistol grip, her hand is at a really weird angle in relation to the rifle.
That's animu for ya.
Well I just took a shit in my pants. If you know any better. Youll know to move out my way before I drop my britches and smear if all over my cheeks.
Clueless bitches dont know about muh survival instincts.
He should be, he's a sideshow freak
>he isnt 9m tall
She probably does the best footjob.
God I love this position
I love how pleased G3 looks there.
Pl-please leave me alone ;_;
Season 2 when
Obey the rules, fags. You might get banned.
haha very funny
Did your owner tell you that joke?
OH WAIT I forgot you didn't have one
These stairs belong to the villagers.
Get your fat twinkie legs out of my way you fat burger gobbler.
Was that in the anime? I don't remember this
Don't make M-14 unload her freedom all over you
I always wondered why her décolleté is dark
Ok, this has been bugging me for a while now.
With female bullies being so prevalent in anime I can only assume it's a real thing over there. I just don't get that. How can girls bully guys,no matter how beta they are? In my life I have never even heard of a girl bullying a guy.
What the fuck is wrong with Japanese males?
They have superior fetishes, much better than black/white women porn every fucking where.
They form fucking gangs.
Girls are the best bullies, they just do it psychologically instead of physical shit. They probably didn't bother with you because the point of bullying is to bring down people who threaten your status, but you were at the bottom of the social barrel to begin with.
Did you skip the credits? The BGM was noice.
>you will be beaten, humiliated and then raped by a gang of highschool bully qts.
This is the part where the qt3.14 girl comes out to save the poor average every-day loser right?
or they do it anonymously shit like 'pranks' tacs in shoes etc
Eru is FAAAAT.
Worst but cutest
Oh boy what have I done.
The finest in British engineering.
I will? It can't happen soon enough
>implying I wasn't too alpha to be bullied
Also what kind of shit bullies did you have at your school to think that proper male bullies don't use both psychological and physical violence for the best bullying experience.
Girls just stick to psychological violence because they are physically weak
Obviously you didn't attend a shitty school
Some of the girls at my school would carry knives, tasers, pepperspray and brass knuckles around
You don't need physical strength when you've got weapons and tools
Such nice and kind upper senpai.
Artillery cannons > portable firearms
I was almost raped by a girl once. She held a knife at my throat and told me to take my pants off but my dog chased her off.
>Not walking around with a bulletproof vest
Welcome to Brazil, faggot.
>not going with the flow
My fellow artilleryman!
Nigger I'm from Serbia, no one can afford pepperspray or tasers.
Man, fucking dogs.
Third artilleryman reporting in. MY weapons are D-30 122mm and D-20 152mm howitzers. I served majority off my service in front of the staff team plotting board and charts. Gotta love those sounds and the feeling of power when I order a whole battery to fire simultaneously on the radio.
>Liking fat girls
I know I'll get hated for this but
Dogs > Waifus
That's quite the bulge she's got there.
After watching the anime, the manga designs feel so wrong.
That's her trigger
The ending was so pretentious. NO HUMANS YOU ARE TEH GUNS.
Left a bitter taste in your mouth.
Everyone was having a good time until this faggot showed up
Anyone know some doujinshis based on this scenario
Manga has a more rapist-looking Sako.
They fucked that arc terribly in the anime. In the manga, he nearly gets shot by a Russian teacher. He's also revealed to be an American.
is this a genuine shooting position soldiers use, or just a poor excuse for a near-pantyshot?
Artiller cannons should be metaphorically BBW. Big Black Weapons.
The tags you probably want to look.with.
It tingles our penis so it's most favorable position
It's bullshit. G3 is playing a prank on M14.
>stick head up skirt
Where are you even going thats more important?
>doing that to M14
all my want
Das racyss, senpai
The Dorei usagi to anthony ones have a dude taking revenge, i know it's not what you asked for but it's a good fap nonetheless
Just look at this landwhale
Wait until you see Dora the exploder
Just look at that chubby godness
Not fat enough?
Good gracious ass is bodacious
Is that self-propelled or just enough to get on and off a trailer?
This baby right here, in the other hand is self-propelled
Fat woman on a scooter.
2-meter-tall bodybuilder woman.
You mad cause your filthy portable firearms couldn't possibly carry all dat gunpowder?
Look at this marine beauty
I'd a ぱんぱかぱーん.
Any sane man would, anon.
Bodybuilders are sexy because they can break me in half with one finger. A fat woman would have to sit on me.
Also kancolle thread is over there
This looks more like an /ak/ general now.
being buff=/=being strong
is that shit accurate? FAL's even taller than I am!
You can't manhandle AMERICA, don't even try, pussy
That's a rough sketch by Tennouji (from Rufuira!! #1 IIRC).
The only size reference is FNC's rifle form.
The measuring was made around each one's heel line, the other lines are there just as a visual reference.
They either in slightly different planes or not standing completely straight.
tl;dr estimation. Might be off a few cms. Some anons mentioned they got similar numbers, though.
>How can girls bully guys,no matter how beta they are?
I got once bullied by a girl. She turned out lesbian though.
Nothing hot about it,
Original M14 confirmed for best M14.
eh, I could see it happening in middle school, but unless it's some crazy black ho who threatens to cut you I would probably laugh at any woman who tried to intimidate me high school +
of course, knowing my luck it would probably turn out to be that hot octagon champion chick who breaks people.
Wow, your dog is a cockblock.
Was she fat?
she was probably fat
Most likely. That or ugly.
>tfw there will never be a show about thick personifications of tanks doing cute girl things