>Reading hentai in your native language
>saving a thumbnail
>mes hanches bougent d'elles-même!
>reading hentai at all
I fucking hate read this word.
>AH Mmekku bacah!
It's always some weird 13 year old-type translation or something too
>je vais jouir !
Ha så skoj, svennar.
>go to sad panda
>not even searching by language, click on random doujin to later realize it's in BR
After that day i fell in love with the language:english search function
I wish there were more.
Watching Code Geass in croatian was the weirdest thing.
Some of the lines could work in my native language, but after talking with some of the people that translate them I can't help but imagine the characters as fat, old men.
On the other hand live pornography is even worse http://youtu.be/VnNYdaDV4Ms?t=3m26s
It feels more innocent since i'm not used to hearing sexual things in my language due to being a shutin.
I watch most badly dubbed movies and cartoons in slav languages when possible, even if the dubs are shit I never realise it, plus it sounds poetic as fuck.
J'adore sucer de bonnes grosses bites bien juteuses!
Thing is the guy translating didn't have a good grasp of how English or Croatian work so you get a weird garbled mess with no flow to it whatsoever.
So does this mean that Japanese and English are the best lewd languages?
No, it just means when you are reading one of those silly hentai lines in your native language it's awkward as hell, i even had to get one doujin on Korean one time, because it was killing my boner.
>Reading hentai manga at all.
You guys seriously think you'll get anything out of the dialogues?
Exception being absolute kirino and fela puya.
What if my native language is English, you knob?
Seems your autism is flaring up, OP.
>du fyllde min livmoder
It's not sexy in English either.
Well, yeah, it's pretty important.
There's a big difference between a situation where the guy just cums inside a girl and one where the girl begs him to pour his seed inside her.
It doesn't even need to be well written.
Some of these series would make for a decent anime.
I fucking hate getting into the story of a hentai, then when it's all done I think to myself "Can't wait for next week's instalment!"...It's never going to fucking come.
And what pisses me off is that some of these same artist end up doing regular manga series, but they always end up being shit in comparison to their hentai works. WTF?
I'm mainly talking about the low-quality translations of non-English here.
Though I haven't heard about Chinese much. How are Chnese translations?
Quick! Say "My hips are moving on their own" in your native language!
Never did that, but I did watch an ecchi series in my native language once because there were no other subs at the time.
It was okay.
But generally I stay the fuck away from the local scene other than some physical manga now and then.
Yeah, it'd be nice to know Japanese, but I'll just stick my shitty English translations.
They're pretty good.
Hold the fuck up there, There's a croatian dub of Code Geass. Where? When?
There is code geass in fucking croatian?
"Pinggangku bergerak sendiri!"
>60% finnish translation
>a buseta is a bus/coach in Spanish
Goddammit, I'm almost curious about BR women's vagOOs
Mina höftben rör sig av egen vilja!
I'm having that feeling with everything including song titles and lyrics.
>Translations in your native language for anything anime related in general
No one bothers translating hentai to hebrew ;_;
Tamashii no Kusari was a nice fantasy about revenge and becoming a man, paradoxically
Turkish and Hungarian too.
>Mis caderas se mueven por sí solas!
I can't stop thinking about Shakira.
"Meine Hüften bewegen sich von alleine!"
dubs or subs?
מותניי נעות מאליהן!
Not Croatian but Serbian:
The croatian project either died or got absorbed by this one as I can't find the blog anymore.
Lantioni liikkuu itsestään!
Moji bokovi se pokreću sami!
>EU VOU GOZAR!!!!
If she said about she is in dangerous days, or please make me pregnant or epilogue about her being pregnant, I am fapping harder.
I can't find any croatian dub so my guess is subs.
Though it would be the funniest shit ever.
Buraz, these are just subs. I was hoping for cheesy voice acting
U isto vrijeme zelim i ne zelim ovo pogledat.
Jebi ga druže, it is what it is.
God damn it, I got all excited for a moment thinking it was a dub. My Croatian is pretty shit so I'm not sure I could follow reading the subs.
Vrijedi to pogledat bar jedanput za potpuno novi doživljaj Code Geassa.
Jezik se ući slušajući, prijatelju.
>VOCE FUROU MEU INTESTINO!!!
>Studying croatian while not being from the balkans
Ajde, pogledaj to zbog starog, dobrog Leluša.
Bit će ko da nikad nije umro.
I'm Brazilian and I'm learning irrelevant Deutsch. It's all about curiosity, bro.
Stop please. After I discovered 4chan and Exhentai, never again I fapped or even watched something subbed/translated in portuguese.
But why? All we got are swear-words.
Direktor je reko da je mrtav, pa ću njega slušat.
Wenn du Türke bist vielleicht oder in Berlin/NRW wohnst.
Evo i .hack//SIGN na srpskom:
Je ono što tvoja mater sere.
Ne seri, buraz.
Moje biodra same się ruszają!
I didn't even make it past page 4.
It's actually my native language so I can understand it just fine but when it comes to speaking/reading, it's hard for me to remember the words after living in Canada for so long. /blog
More on topic, this is hilarious:
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.79,0:21:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja, Leluš vi Britanija, naređujem vama, bednicima...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.16,0:21:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...da umrete!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.79,0:22:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, Vaše Visočanstvo!
>there will never be hentai translate hentai in my native language
Srat ću kolko hoćem.
What a vulgar display of sexuality.
I can only understand it because it's obvious from which scene it is. Guess western slavic and southern slavic aren't that close.
What the fuck is this language?
>hentai translate hentai
I'm fucking laughing so hard, jesus. This is so funny for a finn
i cant be the only one who gets off on the corny story and dialogue right?
no you are not alone
As a dane, this is easily the most fun thing I've read. I've never seen anything in danish, though
Not my native language, but I once read a porn doujinshi in italian and it didn´t stopped me from fapping
>godere= getting horny
>uccello = "bird", slang for penis
>mutandine = pantsu
also, why the fuck would he use bijednici?
Even Uganda has stable internet today.
Cthulhu pls go
Like I said, curiosity.
Also, I have a dream of becoming a diplomat
ATE O FUNDO, VAI
We've had an Ethipian in /int/, once.
I wish I had the screencaps of his posts on me, but one of them was of him having some street urchin spit shine his sneakers for shits and giggles.
>,,Ja, Leluš vi Britanija, naređujem vama, bednicima...
>,,Da, Vaše Visočanstvo!
Čista poezija, dovelo mi suzu na oko.
I speak english. Is this a problem?
My heupe beweeg op hul eie!
As an American speaker, how fucked am I?
>Min fitta! Min röv!
as a native language? yes
mijn heupen bewegen op zichzelf!
Life must be hell for the Japanese because they have to wait until their doujins are translated to a foreign language before they're no longer too embarrassed to read them.
So they exist.
Yet you all learn it as a second language. Why speak your sub human language if my superior language is taught to everyone anyways?
>Look up porn with english tag
>Find doujin you've been looking forward to for a while
>It's in Japanese
It's a huge fucking cock tease
This is how BRs laugh on the internet, by the way
You're American, you're already set for life unlike these filthy yuropoors.
"håll ut lite längre för fan"
Swedish now how to talk dirty
Man Swedish is an ugly language when it comes to porn.
Its the only way I can enjoy porn of little girls without being a criminal. Also 2D little girls are much better than 3D
Swedish is an ugly language, period. It's like German beaten with a shovel until it's half retarded.
åh kära nån
nej nej nej nejjjjjjj
That brings up the question, what is the most beautiful language? My vote goes to Italy.
Everybody knows that Arabic is the best.
I read hentai in english so i can laugh at words such as "mouthpussy" and "armpit pussy"
Only way to solve that is to pick a sentence and translate it to every language, see which is best.
>too much a, o and i
>ch sound everywhere
No. Italiens ue their hand to distract you from their awful tongue. Everything is fake with them..
Buttpussy is the weirdest in Finnish though.
Yeah, i know about that one. I wish there was more on sadpanda.
Pfft no. As cliche as it may sound it's either French or Classical Latin.
I usually cum when I read those words, also Cumdump
I'm not even Finnish and I laughed like fuck.
Must be the days of observing /vg/'s VN general and their endless desire for more English translations combined with the fact that I've read it in moon.
I wonder what the dude translating it is thinking.
What are you gay? I wank off to the pictures, you fat short sexless half-man.
Holy christ, the most beta op in all the beta op kingdom has poster. Grab your dominators, this fucker deserves a dissasembly,
are you mad? germany is easily the ugliest language on this earth, swedish doesn't even come close. Of the germanic languages it goes as following
Norweegy > Fareose = islandic(they count, etymologically) > swedish >> finnish >> danish >>>>>>>> dutch = shit >>>x99999 > german
Shit I'm so out of practice with German. I can read it out loud and in mind perfectly but, I bearly understand what I read.
what is that even
Is it wrong that whenever I read the word lewd I get a boner?
It's just such a lewd word, lewd, how lewd.
>BR Portuguese hentai
>VAI NEGAO METE TUDO
>ASHUASHUAHSUA ATE O FINAL VAI
Fuck me, so anticlimatic
Try to say it out loud.
He's saying "Would you like to make fornication with your eyes"
Моите бедра се движат сами!
Which word is the lewdest?
>no doujinshi-ka caters to my interests
>are you mad? germany is easily the ugliest language on this earth
No, German is great because everything spoken in it sounds like a death threat.
Polish is awful because it has triple the allowed amount of consonants and Danish is horrible because while it has vowels, all of them are OE.
המותניים שלי זזות בעצמן!
>Tengo un pene muy chico, tan pequeño, que no podria ni satisfacer a un gato bebe.
My mind associates german language with unwashed autists.
"Lewd" in your native tongue:
Hymen is the lewdest word. There is no context where it's not lewd.
A porn VN. Very lewd. Highly desired by the English VN community due to its high fap value.
Bishoujo Mangekyou, look it up on Sadpanda.
All these languages around me.
And I'm just sitting here being and Anglophone.
ماي هيبس أر موفينغ أون ثير أوون
boi is lewder
Mine hofter bevaeger sig af sig selv!
Shit I didn't even know you had a writing system.
>It came as it came.
Oh jesus what the fuck.
I miei fianchi si muovono da soli!
Se escribe obsceno.
Yeah, I suppose not, my bad
More like "came after all".
If it gets a Finnish translation, I should probably download it just for novelty value alone.
>reading hentai in Geez
The simple concept horrifies me to no end.
This one is fucking gold.
Or the alternative
>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
I swear this colonial chavs
>Thinks Finnish is Germanic.
>Thinks English is not.
Meus quadris estão se mexendo sozinhos!
Laido? Either that or 'osceno'
>Calling your زبر a peepee
when did I ever say english wasn't? I just can't put it on the scale.
>Can't find doujin in english
>only translated language I know well enough to read in is spanish
>surprised I remember enough spanish to actually understand it
>"why does this seem cheesier than if it was in english?
>feel like a mexican since i'm reading porn in spanish
Mi cintura se mueve por si sola!!!
I prefer reading in English because
1. I can distance myself more from the utter absurdity of the dialogue
2. Most /h/ translations are translated from English anyway, further butchering the text, so it's no use.
>mfw americans call flippy flappy tippy typers electro micro tube a "Flip-phone"
I was listening to Teräsbetoni when I started reading that.
Read the entire thing in the singers voice.
fuck. this is so out of this world hilarious
>i...i'm too embarrassed to say it..
>plum me in da bummer
"The pleasure of being cummed inside" in your language!
Alright /a/ you got ten seconds to translate
>As expected of country grown vegetables
In your native language.
As expected of country grown vegetables.
My hips are moving on their own
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
"Kännslan när han kommer innut i mig!"
"Haydak l2e7ses l7elo lama yjeebo jowete"
>As expected of country grown vegetables
>Yn ôl y disgwyl o lysiau a dyfir gwlad
Como se espera de los vegetales crecidos en el campo
Sasuga ni vegtebles desu
Dont even know how to translate this to german
Wie erwartet von Gemüse vom Land
Le plaisir de sentir le foutre m'envahir.
Som forventet af land-dyrkede grøntsager!
JOUIS DANS MON CUL FRANGIN~
I'm probably getting this completely wrong but
התענוג של לחוות שפיכה בתוכך
gian marco pelado
Die Freude des in einem gekommen werdens.
Also pic related for Log Horizon, I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or admire the meta-troll.
L'extase de se faire éjaculer à l'intérieur.
Digne de légumes de campagne.
Oh putain, "onee-san" pour "frangine".
Power of friendship.
And a scandinavian keyboard setting
"Užitak ispuštanja sperme u meni"?
Vjerojatno je krivo ali whatever.
O prazer de gozarem dentro de você
Como o esperado de vegetais crescidos no campo
Is that you, weajew?
>Download hentai with Russian dub
>Don't even speak Russian but decide to listen to it anyway because why the hell not
>Just one guy reciting all the lines in monotone
Stvarno Mamare, prokleto stvarno?
>2018 - 4
Hello, how've you been?
Haven't seen you in a really long time.
Pic related, also
French translates to shit.
Manga works fine but doujins aren't meant for this sort of shit.
Sérieusement, même le porn 3D est dégueulasse en Français
Les mecs qui traduisent des doujins en Français depuis ceux Anglais sur Gimp me font juste rire
Early animus were even worse. Now it depends. Some if it is fine.
>Not reading hentai in your native language
Why is this giraffe pounding my anus so fiercely?!
Tillbaka till /jp/ går du
Kolla på ledsna pandan, finns den inte där ger du upp.
Du kommer få min sås om du inte kryper tillbaka till /jp/, pojkvasker.
Nån diabolisk jävel här måste ju ha croppat den.
Why haven't you passed by /int/ lately?
Njutningen av att någon kommer i dig.
Som förväntat av dina egenodlade grönsaker.
Huohottaako teidän poikapillut?
Du kommer aldrig hitta den om du slöser tid här, gå nu!
Kaži onda, jer ja stvarno nemam blage što bi drugo reko.
SLUTA RUNKA TILL MIN FRUFRU
Haven't felt like it. I'll stop by soon.
Pris au hasard.
I love the use of "obscène" and "bite" in the same phrase.
Fuck off Lebanon.
You'll always be welcome by me at least.
You're not alone, bro.
Vad fan snakar du om?
Det är du eller Dala.
Ämen du, kan du lägga av?
Jag är inte båda
It was me.
It's just an edit I made for this thread, the real thing doesn't exist.
>Asuka doujin in German
Makes total sense. Carry on.
You little devil you!
Trodde jag hade pejl på folks frufruar.
Far åt helvete.
I think I broke my brain when I laughed at them so hard but I don't think Finnish translations are all that weird anymore.
Certain words like "tiineeksi" are still funny though, mostly because you use that word for animals.
Du blev glyckad, det var jag, LibAnon!
>mostly because you use that word for animals.
>nu är jag helt kletig
Jag finner inga ord.
Håll ut lite längre för fan!
Jag visste det din jävel!
mumbling: the langauge.
>As expected of country grown vegetables
>Như la rau của toi trồng sau nhà.
>Oi cunt, spare a dollar to fuck my womb?
We already did this.
I don't speak your language but could it be that he opted out of a literal translation for one that sounded better in your language?
>he reads hentai
>he watches hentai
Let me guess, you live in Peru?
this ia actually not bad.
No. He is a shitposter from /v/
so that's where the word originated from...
>he doesn't watch hentai
>he doesn't shitpost on /v/
wait, your not supposed to shitpost on /v/?
It's why it's there.
>Shitting on an ocean of shit
Talk about redunduncy
>tfw when my native language is Nip
Why wouldn't you?
>Thread went to shit as soon as /v/ got here
How slow do I have to speak with you?
I was here all along, just enjoying the poor translations
Are you fluent in englesche?
>Hentai aviable in your naitve lanuage
>Was translated into it from CGrascles translations
>Click click tucka click tuck
>click tucka click tunga click untick click 2014 tucka edebba ckicka tuck tuck
he din do nuffin
of course not, germans have the greatest science
I read hentai for the plot and skip the sex scenes entirely so that I can just have the happy thought in my mind that the characters lived "happily ever after."
Am I a bad person /a/?
Someone reply to me, I need to check something.
> All these Finnish anons having fun
> Just being an American who don't know anything than english
>Internet is out, can only use phone
> picture of sad panda
I just want to have fun too!
It's Swedish, America-kun.
It took 3 days, but I finally finished completely organizing my h-manga/doujinshi by artist/author.
Time to go back and tag everything.
You're a weird person, probably a grill.
nothing is stopping you from learning a second language anon, we Europeans can do it so you can do it too.
I actually find hentai much much hotter when it has words attached to it and the words are translated. It improves the experience so much that I get disappointed if a picture on Pixiv doesn't come with one of those little text blurbs that explain what's going on that I can slap onto Google Translate.
He should learn Japanese instead, learning Swedish or Finnish won't do much help in your daily life unless you live here.
works for me
Anon I think that's bulgarian
Moje boky sa hýbu samé od seba!
Are there any people who speak like 3-4 languages? How do you not mix up grammar etc. I only speak german and english and already do it
Gumagalaw ang aking balakang!
Jak można się spodziewać po warzywach wyhodowanych w kraju.
I speak English, Swedish, German and Spanish and have no idea how it works. It just comes naturally without me having to think too much.
Oh God, this is as awful as I imagined it to be. I could never bring myself to read any of that shit in Russian, I see now I wasn't wrong in my assumptions.
>your country will never have hilarious propaganda cartoons made for it
>Wow, do har blivit så här hård redan!
>Min fitta, min röv!
>Mer! Rör om dem mer!
>japan forms a mutual protection act with japan
>America is now big bros with japan
>force japan to teach english in schools instead of the language of the ciuntries close to japan
>never bother to teach japanese in US school system
>flashforward years later
>english is japans second language, everyone knows a little bit of english at the very least
>US still teaching spic talk, like that shithole mexico seriously fucking matters when nobody in the US gives a shit about mexico, not even the mexicans.
>US still cant talk to japan
So fucking stupid.
>japan forms a mutual protection act with japan
but japan already learns english in school you poisonous cunt.,..
And they're protected by the US
Oh, sorry, thought you were making a hypothetical scenario. my bad
it prevents civil war
Hur känns det att vara nätt och rar?
>MFW I heard this in Tiffany Grant's voice
It just made me harder.
Ang aking balakang ay gumagalaw ng magsarili!
Oh dear god!
This doesn't even look too bad compared to other things in that language.
Whenever Germany and porn are attached to each other, I automatically get a mental image of huge mustaches and shit-eating. Asuka is definitely more pleasant than that.
Good luck on those Rio Branco examinations.
I also have a passing interest in diplomacy, but fuck learning French. Maybe I'll try it when they diversify and add a Chinese option.
>native language not English
Look at this gook and laugh at him.
Moji kukovi se sami pokreču!
"Kepuasan pancut di dalam"
Evo ja bosnianfag ču probat.
>Užitatak da ti netko svrši unutra.
tfw nije lagano
Sad znam, a znanje je pola bitke.
Ahogy elvárnánk a vidéken nőtt zöldségektől