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>Reading hentai in your native language
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>saving a thumbnail
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>mes hanches bougent d'elles-même!
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>Finnish
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>reading hentai at all
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>che
I fucking hate read this word.
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>AH Mmekku bacah!
OH GOD
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It's always some weird 13 year old-type translation or something too
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>>100543384
>je vais jouir !
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http://exhentai.org/g/117739/44f5e9c6fe/
Ha så skoj, svennar.
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>>100543193
>be portuguese
>go to sad panda
>not even searching by language, click on random doujin to later realize it's in BR
>buceta everywhere
After that day i fell in love with the language:english search function
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>>100543898
I wish there were more.
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Watching Code Geass in croatian was the weirdest thing.
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Some of the lines could work in my native language, but after talking with some of the people that translate them I can't help but imagine the characters as fat, old men.

http://exhentai.org/g/627888/0cbe2f92e9/
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Finnish thread?
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>>100543193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XSvo9PGCuz

On the other hand live pornography is even worse http://youtu.be/VnNYdaDV4Ms?t=3m26s
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It feels more innocent since i'm not used to hearing sexual things in my language due to being a shutin.
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>>100544063
I watch most badly dubbed movies and cartoons in slav languages when possible, even if the dubs are shit I never realise it, plus it sounds poetic as fuck.
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J'adore sucer de bonnes grosses bites bien juteuses!
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>>100544367
Thing is the guy translating didn't have a good grasp of how English or Croatian work so you get a weird garbled mess with no flow to it whatsoever.
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So does this mean that Japanese and English are the best lewd languages?
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>>100544530
No, it just means when you are reading one of those silly hentai lines in your native language it's awkward as hell, i even had to get one doujin on Korean one time, because it was killing my boner.
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>>100543193
>Reading hentai manga at all.
You guys seriously think you'll get anything out of the dialogues?

Exception being absolute kirino and fela puya.
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>>100543193
What if my native language is English, you knob?

Seems your autism is flaring up, OP.
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>>100543907
>du fyllde min livmoder
It's not sexy in English either.
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>>100544741
Well, yeah, it's pretty important.
There's a big difference between a situation where the guy just cums inside a girl and one where the girl begs him to pour his seed inside her.
It doesn't even need to be well written.
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>>100543193
Some of these series would make for a decent anime.
I fucking hate getting into the story of a hentai, then when it's all done I think to myself "Can't wait for next week's instalment!"...It's never going to fucking come.
And what pisses me off is that some of these same artist end up doing regular manga series, but they always end up being shit in comparison to their hentai works. WTF?
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>>100544754
I'm mainly talking about the low-quality translations of non-English here.

Though I haven't heard about Chinese much. How are Chnese translations?
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Quick! Say "My hips are moving on their own" in your native language!
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Never did that, but I did watch an ecchi series in my native language once because there were no other subs at the time.

It was okay.

But generally I stay the fuck away from the local scene other than some physical manga now and then.
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Yeah, it'd be nice to know Japanese, but I'll just stick my shitty English translations.
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>>100544893
They're pretty good.
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>>100544063
Hold the fuck up there, There's a croatian dub of Code Geass. Where? When?
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>>100544063
There is code geass in fucking croatian?
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>>100544933

"Pinggangku bergerak sendiri!"
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>60% finnish translation
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>>100543899
>>buceta everywhere
>a buseta is a bus/coach in Spanish
Goddammit, I'm almost curious about BR women's vagOOs
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>>100544933
Mina höftben rör sig av egen vilja!
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>>100543193
I'm having that feeling with everything including song titles and lyrics.
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>Translations in your native language for anything anime related in general
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No one bothers translating hentai to hebrew ;_;
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>>100544833
Tamashii no Kusari was a nice fantasy about revenge and becoming a man, paradoxically
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>>100545014
>>100545043
Turkish and Hungarian too.
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>>100544933
>Mis caderas se mueven por sí solas!
I can't stop thinking about Shakira.
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>>100544933
"Meine Hüften bewegen sich von alleine!"
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>>100544063
dubs or subs?
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>>100544933
מותניי נעות מאליהן!
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>>100545014
>>100545043
Not Croatian but Serbian:
http://www.anime-overdose.com/titlovi/code-geass-81.html
http://www.anime-overdose.com/titlovi/code-geass-r2-104.html
The croatian project either died or got absorbed by this one as I can't find the blog anymore.
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>>100544933
Lantioni liikkuu itsestään!
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>>100544933
Moji bokovi se pokreću sami!
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>EU VOU GOZAR!!!!
>EU TAMBEM!!!!
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>>100544933
>>100543384
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>>100544741
If she said about she is in dangerous days, or please make me pregnant or epilogue about her being pregnant, I am fapping harder.
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>>100545405
I can't find any croatian dub so my guess is subs.

Though it would be the funniest shit ever.
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>>100545463
>Titlovi

Buraz, these are just subs. I was hoping for cheesy voice acting
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>>100545463
U isto vrijeme zelim i ne zelim ovo pogledat.
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>>100545726
Jebi ga druže, it is what it is.
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>>100545114
BR here
>dat waxing

>>100545549
>VAI GOSTOSO
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>>100545594
God damn it, I got all excited for a moment thinking it was a dub. My Croatian is pretty shit so I'm not sure I could follow reading the subs.
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>>100545549
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>>100545749
Vrijedi to pogledat bar jedanput za potpuno novi doživljaj Code Geassa.
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>>100545786
Jezik se ući slušajući, prijatelju.
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>>100545821
>VOCE FUROU MEU INTESTINO!!!
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>>100545786
>Studying croatian while not being from the balkans
>Why comrade
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LULUŠ
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>>100545749
Ajde, pogledaj to zbog starog, dobrog Leluša.
Bit će ko da nikad nije umro.
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>>100545919
I'm Brazilian and I'm learning irrelevant Deutsch. It's all about curiosity, bro.
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>>100545914
Stop please. After I discovered 4chan and Exhentai, never again I fapped or even watched something subbed/translated in portuguese.
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>>100545979
>Lulu
>Mrtav

hahaha
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>>100546018
But why? All we got are swear-words.
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>>100546057
Direktor je reko da je mrtav, pa ću njega slušat.
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>>100546072
Wenn du Türke bist vielleicht oder in Berlin/NRW wohnst.
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>>100546125
Bullshit.
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Evo i .hack//SIGN na srpskom:
http://www.anime-overdose.com/titlovi/hacksign-59.html
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>>100546162
Je ono što tvoja mater sere.
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>>100546229
Zensky neserou.
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>>100546125
Ne seri, buraz.
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>>100543898
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>>100544933
Moje biodra same się ruszają!
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>>100543898
I didn't even make it past page 4.
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>>100543898
>min röv
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>>100545890
>>100545919
It's actually my native language so I can understand it just fine but when it comes to speaking/reading, it's hard for me to remember the words after living in Canada for so long. /blog

More on topic, this is hilarious:
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.79,0:21:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja, Leluš vi Britanija, naređujem vama, bednicima...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.16,0:21:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...da umrete!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.79,0:22:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, Vaše Visočanstvo!
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>there will never be hentai translate hentai in my native language
Fuck የኢትዮጵያ
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>>100546319
Srat ću kolko hoćem.
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>>100543624
What a vulgar display of sexuality.
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>>100546527
I can only understand it because it's obvious from which scene it is. Guess western slavic and southern slavic aren't that close.
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>>100546533
What the fuck is this language?
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>>100546533
>hentai translate hentai
>የኢትዮጵያ
wot
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>>100543898
I'm fucking laughing so hard, jesus. This is so funny for a finn
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>>100544741
i cant be the only one who gets off on the corny story and dialogue right?
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>>100546573
>>100546585
Its Ethiopian
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>>100546614
no you are not alone
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http://exhentai.org/g/453260/8f171f9179/
As a dane, this is easily the most fun thing I've read. I've never seen anything in danish, though
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>>100546632
>Ethiopia
>internet
What.
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Not my native language, but I once read a porn doujinshi in italian and it didn´t stopped me from fapping

>godere= getting horny
>uccello = "bird", slang for penis
>mutandine = pantsu
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>>100546527
>leluš
>not luluš

also, why the fuck would he use bijednici?
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>>100546682
Even Uganda has stable internet today.
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>>100546533
Cthulhu pls go

>>100546072
Like I said, curiosity.
Also, I have a dream of becoming a diplomat

>>100546022
ATE O FUNDO, VAI
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>>100546682
We've had an Ethipian in /int/, once.
I wish I had the screencaps of his posts on me, but one of them was of him having some street urchin spit shine his sneakers for shits and giggles.
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>>100546527
>,,Ja, Leluš vi Britanija, naređujem vama, bednicima...
>,,...da umrete!
>,,Da, Vaše Visočanstvo!
Čista poezija, dovelo mi suzu na oko.
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>>100543193
I speak english. Is this a problem?
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>>100544933
My heupe beweeg op hul eie!
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>>100546573
>>100546585
Ethiopian.
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>>100546829
Yes.
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>>100543193
As an American speaker, how fucked am I?
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>>100543898
>Min fitta! Min röv!
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>>100546829
No.
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>>100546829
as a native language? yes
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>>100544933
mijn heupen bewegen op zichzelf!
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>>100543193

Life must be hell for the Japanese because they have to wait until their doujins are translated to a foreign language before they're no longer too embarrassed to read them.
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>>100546533
So they exist.
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>>100546984
)))))))))))
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYSWQSX19zA
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>>100546895
>>100546915

W-what?

>>100546963
Yet you all learn it as a second language. Why speak your sub human language if my superior language is taught to everyone anyways?
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>Sadpanda
>Look up porn with english tag
>Find doujin you've been looking forward to for a while
>It's in Japanese
It's a huge fucking cock tease
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>>100546984
aospkaospkaospka
This is how BRs laugh on the internet, by the way
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>>100543193
>Reading Hentai
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>>100546910
You're American, you're already set for life unlike these filthy yuropoors.
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>>100547097
>Reading
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>>100543898
"håll ut lite längre för fan"
Swedish now how to talk dirty
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>>100543898
Man Swedish is an ugly language when it comes to porn.
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>>100547097
Its the only way I can enjoy porn of little girls without being a criminal. Also 2D little girls are much better than 3D
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>>100547178
>
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>>100547202

Swedish is an ugly language, period. It's like German beaten with a shovel until it's half retarded.
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>>100547178
>Seeing
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>>100543898
åh kära nån

nej nej nej nejjjjjjj
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>>100547244
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>>100547244
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>>100547262
That brings up the question, what is the most beautiful language? My vote goes to Italy.
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>>100543975
see
>>100546671
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>>100547291
>Hearing

>>100547339
Everybody knows that Arabic is the best.
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>>100547291
>Feeling
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>>100543193


I read hentai in english so i can laugh at words such as "mouthpussy" and "armpit pussy"
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>>100547339

Only way to solve that is to pick a sentence and translate it to every language, see which is best.
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>>100547339
>bastardized latin
>too much a, o and i
>ch sound everywhere

No. Italiens ue their hand to distract you from their awful tongue. Everything is fake with them..
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>>100547422
Buttpussy is the weirdest in Finnish though.

Pyllypillu.
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>>100547340
Yeah, i know about that one. I wish there was more on sadpanda.
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>>100547402
>Arkrkrkrgrghkrghkrgkabic
Pfft no. As cliche as it may sound it's either French or Classical Latin.
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>>100547402
Brit pls.

>>100547422
I usually cum when I read those words, also Cumdump
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>>100545103
I'm not even Finnish and I laughed like fuck.

Must be the days of observing /vg/'s VN general and their endless desire for more English translations combined with the fact that I've read it in moon.

I wonder what the dude translating it is thinking.
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>>100547422
>armpit pussy
what
razorpussy
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>>100543193
>reading hentai

What are you gay? I wank off to the pictures, you fat short sexless half-man.

Holy christ, the most beta op in all the beta op kingdom has poster. Grab your dominators, this fucker deserves a dissasembly,
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>>100547402
>>100547411
>Being
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>>100547262
are you mad? germany is easily the ugliest language on this earth, swedish doesn't even come close. Of the germanic languages it goes as following
Norweegy > Fareose = islandic(they count, etymologically) > swedish >> finnish >> danish >>>>>>>> dutch = shit >>>x99999 > german
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>>100546150
Shit I'm so out of practice with German. I can read it out loud and in mind perfectly but, I bearly understand what I read.
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>>100545103

what is that even
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Is it wrong that whenever I read the word lewd I get a boner?

It's just such a lewd word, lewd, how lewd.
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>BR Portuguese hentai

>VAI NEGAO METE TUDO
>ASHUASHUAHSUA ATE O FINAL VAI
>TA DOENDO
>GOZEI
>EU TAMBEM

Fuck me, so anticlimatic
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>>100547634

Try to say it out loud.
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>>100547551
He's saying "Would you like to make fornication with your eyes"
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>>100544933
Моите бедра се движат сами!
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>>100547634
Which word is the lewdest?
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>no doujinshi-ka caters to my interests
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>>100547550
>are you mad? germany is easily the ugliest language on this earth

No, German is great because everything spoken in it sounds like a death threat.

Polish is awful because it has triple the allowed amount of consonants and Danish is horrible because while it has vowels, all of them are OE.
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>>100547703
Arse
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>>100544933
המותניים שלי זזות בעצמן!
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>>100547703
Boy.
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>>100544933
>Tengo un pene muy chico, tan pequeño, que no podria ni satisfacer a un gato bebe.
Wow
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>>100547736
My mind associates german language with unwashed autists.
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>>100547703
Procreation
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"Lewd" in your native tongue:
>obscène
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>>100547790
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>>100547703
Cervix.
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>>100547698
In Berlin.
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>>100547703

Hymen is the lewdest word. There is no context where it's not lewd.
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>>100547607
A porn VN. Very lewd. Highly desired by the English VN community due to its high fap value.
Bishoujo Mangekyou, look it up on Sadpanda.
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>>100547858
Irstas.
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>>100547798
Seriously m8
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All these languages around me.

And I'm just sitting here being and Anglophone.
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>>100547703
Breed
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>>100544933
ماي هيبس أر موفينغ أون ثير أوون
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>>100547790
boi is lewder
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>>100547550
>finnish
>germanic
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>>100547921
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>>100547858
Obseno
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>>100547858

Rivo.
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>>100544933
Mine hofter bevaeger sig af sig selv!
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>>100547858
גס
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>>100546533
Shit I didn't even know you had a writing system.
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>It came as it came.
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>>100547925
>pojkfitta
Oh jesus what the fuck.
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>>100544933
I miei fianchi si muovono da soli!
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>>100548010
Se escribe obsceno.
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>>100547858
sjofelt
>>100547976
Yeah, I suppose not, my bad
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>>100547858
Tarado/Safado
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>>100548060
More like "came after all".
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>this thread
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>>100547928

If it gets a Finnish translation, I should probably download it just for novelty value alone.
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>>100546632
>Habesha
>reading hentai in Geez
The simple concept horrifies me to no end.
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http://exhentai.org/g/116875/b9148c595d/
This one is fucking gold.
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>¡Me corro!
Or the alternative
>¡Me vengo!
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>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
I swear this colonial chavs
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>>100547550

>Thinks Finnish is Germanic.
>Thinks English is not.

I... what?
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>>100544933
Meus quadris estão se mexendo sozinhos!
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>>100547858
Laido? Either that or 'osceno'
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>>100547858
Oanständigt
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>>100548243
>Calling your زبر a peepee
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>>100548277
when did I ever say english wasn't? I just can't put it on the scale.
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>>100543193
>Can't find doujin in english
>only translated language I know well enough to read in is spanish
>surprised I remember enough spanish to actually understand it
>"why does this seem cheesier than if it was in english?
>feel like a mexican since i'm reading porn in spanish

never again
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>>100547925
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>>100544933
Mi cintura se mueve por si sola!!!
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I prefer reading in English because
1. I can distance myself more from the utter absurdity of the dialogue
2. Most /h/ translations are translated from English anyway, further butchering the text, so it's no use.
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>>100548243
>mfw americans call flippy flappy tippy typers electro micro tube a "Flip-phone"
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>>100548194

I was listening to Teräsbetoni when I started reading that.

Read the entire thing in the singers voice.
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>>100547038
fuck. this is so out of this world hilarious

>i...i'm too embarrassed to say it..

>plum me in da bummer
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"The pleasure of being cummed inside" in your language!
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Alright /a/ you got ten seconds to translate
>As expected of country grown vegetables
In your native language.
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>>100548573
As expected of country grown vegetables.
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>>100544933

My hips are moving on their own
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>>100548551
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
"Kännslan när han kommer innut i mig!"
"Haydak l2e7ses l7elo lama yjeebo jowete"
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>>100548573
>As expected of country grown vegetables

>Yn ôl y disgwyl o lysiau a dyfir gwlad
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>>100548573
Como se espera de los vegetales crecidos en el campo
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>>100548573
Sasuga ni vegtebles desu
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>>100548551
Dont even know how to translate this to german
>>100548573
Wie erwartet von Gemüse vom Land
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>>100548551
Le plaisir de sentir le foutre m'envahir.
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>>100548764
yasai
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>>100548573
Som forventet af land-dyrkede grøntsager!
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>>100548815

how
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>>100547858
Obsceno
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>>100548777
JOUIS DANS MON CUL FRANGIN~
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>>100548551
I'm probably getting this completely wrong but
התענוג של לחוות שפיכה בתוכך
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>>100548132
gian marco pelado
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>>100548551
Die Freude des in einem gekommen werdens.
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>>100547858
Lubieżna
Also pic related for Log Horizon, I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or admire the meta-troll.
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>>100548551
L'extase de se faire éjaculer à l'intérieur.

>>100548573
Digne de légumes de campagne.

>>100548838
Oh putain, "onee-san" pour "frangine".
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>>100548828
Power of friendship.
And a scandinavian keyboard setting
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>>100548551
"Užitak ispuštanja sperme u meni"?
Vjerojatno je krivo ali whatever.
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>>100548551
O prazer de gozarem dentro de você

>>100548573
Como o esperado de vegetais crescidos no campo
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>>100548862
Is that you, weajew?
pls respond
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>>100547702
>Download hentai with Russian dub
>Don't even speak Russian but decide to listen to it anyway because why the hell not
>Just one guy reciting all the lines in monotone
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>>100548961
Hey Rei.
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>>100548921
>Kurwa
Stvarno Mamare, prokleto stvarno?
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>>100543193
>2018 - 4
>reading
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>>100548993
Hello, how've you been?
Haven't seen you in a really long time.
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>>100547925
Sås?
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>>100548921
>Al-Kharid
Pic related, also
>Kurwa
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>>100543384
>>100543865
French translates to shit.
I swear.
Manga works fine but doujins aren't meant for this sort of shit.
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>>100549110
Sérieusement, même le porn 3D est dégueulasse en Français

Les mecs qui traduisent des doujins en Français depuis ceux Anglais sur Gimp me font juste rire
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>>100549110
>>100549219

Early animus were even worse. Now it depends. Some if it is fine.
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>>100543193
>Not reading hentai in your native language
Why is this giraffe pounding my anus so fiercely?!
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>>100547925
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>>100549326
Tillbaka till /jp/ går du
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>>100549387
Sås först.
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>>100549424
ALDRIG
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>>100549424
Kolla på ledsna pandan, finns den inte där ger du upp.
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>>100549023
fine sankyu
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>>100549424
Du kommer få min sås om du inte kryper tillbaka till /jp/, pojkvasker.
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>>100549476
Nån diabolisk jävel här måste ju ha croppat den.
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>>100548950
niti blizu
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>>100549503
Why haven't you passed by /int/ lately?
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>>100548551
Njutningen av att någon kommer i dig.

>>100548573
Som förväntat av dina egenodlade grönsaker.
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Huohottaako teidän poikapillut?
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>>100549576
Du kommer aldrig hitta den om du slöser tid här, gå nu!
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>>100549581
Kaži onda, jer ja stvarno nemam blage što bi drugo reko.
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>>100549619
e-e-e-eh...
Heil Hitler?
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>>100549619
N-NEEEEEJ
SLUTA RUNKA TILL MIN FRUFRU
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>>100549583
Haven't felt like it. I'll stop by soon.
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Pris au hasard.

I love the use of "obscène" and "bite" in the same phrase.
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>>100549698
Fuck off Lebanon.
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>>100549700
You'll always be welcome by me at least.
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>>100547948
>tfw monolingual
You're not alone, bro.
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>>100549746
Vad fan snakar du om?
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>>100549698
>frufru
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>>100549819
Det är du eller Dala.
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>>100549842
Ämen du, kan du lägga av?
Jag är inte båda
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>>100549576

It was me.

It's just an edit I made for this thread, the real thing doesn't exist.
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>>100549619
>Asuka doujin in German

Makes total sense. Carry on.
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>>100549983
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>>100549983
You little devil you!
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>>100549921
Trodde jag hade pejl på folks frufruar.
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>>100549983
Far åt helvete.
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I think I broke my brain when I laughed at them so hard but I don't think Finnish translations are all that weird anymore.

Certain words like "tiineeksi" are still funny though, mostly because you use that word for animals.
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>>100550029
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>>100550128
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>>100550055
Du blev glyckad, det var jag, LibAnon!
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>>100550123
>mostly because you use that word for animals.

That's hot.
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>>100543898

>nu är jag helt kletig

Jag finner inga ord.
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O-otuktigt, storebror!
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>>100550249
Håll ut lite längre för fan!
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>>100550210
Jag visste det din jävel!
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>reading pornography
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>>100547480
>French
mumbling: the langauge.

no

German
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>>100548573
>As expected of country grown vegetables
>Như la rau của toi trồng sau nhà.
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>>100550348
>reading
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>>100550376
That's wrong.
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>Oi cunt, spare a dollar to fuck my womb?
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>>100550348
>>100550421
We already did this.
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>>100550456
I don't speak your language but could it be that he opted out of a literal translation for one that sounded better in your language?
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>>100550494
>he reads hentai
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>>100550574
>he watches hentai
Let me guess, you live in Peru?
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>>100549619
this ia actually not bad.
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>>100548921
>New Londonheim.
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>>100550612
No. He is a shitposter from /v/
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/boards/a.co.gd.jp.m.q.sp.tg.tv.v.vg.vp.vr.wsg/filename/1264716880125/
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>>100548437
>cintura
so that's where the word originated from...

Sincerelly, italianfag
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>>100550612
>he doesn't watch hentai
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>>100550712
>he doesn't shitpost on /v/
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>>100550882
wait, your not supposed to shitpost on /v/?
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>>100550968
It's why it's there.
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>>100550882
>>100550968
>Shitting on an ocean of shit
Talk about redunduncy
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>>100543193
>tfw when my native language is Nip
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>>100550968
Why wouldn't you?
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>Thread went to shit as soon as /v/ got here

No surprise.
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>>100551080
How slow do I have to speak with you?
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>>100550882
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>>100551217
I was here all along, just enjoying the poor translations
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>Control+F
>no russian
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http://exhentai.org/g/666520/1d0b46e3fa/
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>>100551080
Are you fluent in englesche?
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>>100551304
>Laruffi
NO
FUCK YOU
I FFFFFF
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>Hentai aviable in your naitve lanuage
>Was translated into it from CGrascles translations
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>Click click tucka click tuck
>click tucka click tunga click untick click 2014 tucka edebba ckicka tuck tuck
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>>100551502
he din do nuffin
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>>100550702
of course not, germans have the greatest science
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>>100543899
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I read hentai for the plot and skip the sex scenes entirely so that I can just have the happy thought in my mind that the characters lived "happily ever after."
Am I a bad person /a/?
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Someone reply to me, I need to check something.
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>>100543898
> All these Finnish anons having fun
> Just being an American who don't know anything than english
>Internet is out, can only use phone
> picture of sad panda
I just want to have fun too!
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>>100552010
It's Swedish, America-kun.
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It took 3 days, but I finally finished completely organizing my h-manga/doujinshi by artist/author.

Time to go back and tag everything.
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>>100551926
You're a weird person, probably a grill.
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>>100551979
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>>100552010
nothing is stopping you from learning a second language anon, we Europeans can do it so you can do it too.
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I actually find hentai much much hotter when it has words attached to it and the words are translated. It improves the experience so much that I get disappointed if a picture on Pixiv doesn't come with one of those little text blurbs that explain what's going on that I can slap onto Google Translate.
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>exhentai down

Thanks /a/
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>>100552122
He should learn Japanese instead, learning Swedish or Finnish won't do much help in your daily life unless you live here.
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>>100552187
works for me
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>>100548980
Anon I think that's bulgarian
>>100545528
Grzegorz detected
>>100544933
Moje boky sa hýbu samé od seba!
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Are there any people who speak like 3-4 languages? How do you not mix up grammar etc. I only speak german and english and already do it
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>>100544933

Gumagalaw ang aking balakang!
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>>100548573
Jak można się spodziewać po warzywach wyhodowanych w kraju.
It's shit
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>>100552373
I speak English, Swedish, German and Spanish and have no idea how it works. It just comes naturally without me having to think too much.
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>>100551278
Oh God, this is as awful as I imagined it to be. I could never bring myself to read any of that shit in Russian, I see now I wasn't wrong in my assumptions.
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>>100552231
>your country will never have hilarious propaganda cartoons made for it
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>>100543898
>Wow, do har blivit så här hård redan!
>Min fitta, min röv!
>Mer! Rör om dem mer!
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>japan forms a mutual protection act with japan
>America is now big bros with japan
>force japan to teach english in schools instead of the language of the ciuntries close to japan
>never bother to teach japanese in US school system
>flashforward years later
>english is japans second language, everyone knows a little bit of english at the very least
>US still teaching spic talk, like that shithole mexico seriously fucking matters when nobody in the US gives a shit about mexico, not even the mexicans.
>US still cant talk to japan

So fucking stupid.
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>>100552655
>japan forms a mutual protection act with japan
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>>100552655
but japan already learns english in school you poisonous cunt.,..
And they're protected by the US
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>>100552749
Oh, sorry, thought you were making a hypothetical scenario. my bad
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>>100547858
>ontuchtig
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>>100547925
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>>100552711
it prevents civil war
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>>100549698
Hur känns det att vara nätt och rar?
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>>100549619
>MFW I heard this in Tiffany Grant's voice

It just made me harder.
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>>100552414
Mali!

Ang aking balakang ay gumagalaw ng magsarili!
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>>100548194
>http://exhentai.org/g/116875/b9148c595d/
Oh dear god!
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>>100549619
This doesn't even look too bad compared to other things in that language.
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>>100554504

Whenever Germany and porn are attached to each other, I automatically get a mental image of huge mustaches and shit-eating. Asuka is definitely more pleasant than that.
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>>100546739
Good luck on those Rio Branco examinations.

I also have a passing interest in diplomacy, but fuck learning French. Maybe I'll try it when they diversify and add a Chinese option.
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>>100543193
>native language not English
Look at this gook and laugh at him.
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>>100544933
Moji kukovi se sami pokreču!
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>>100548727

Welsh Gaelic?
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>>100548551
"Kepuasan pancut di dalam"
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>>100547858
nepristojno
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>>100549656
Evo ja bosnianfag ču probat.

>Užitatak da ti netko svrši unutra.

tfw nije lagano
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>>100558431
Sad znam, a znanje je pola bitke.
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>>100548573
Ahogy elvárnánk a vidéken nőtt zöldségektől



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