Tell me /a/: would Kaiji even stand a chance against Akagi in a game of Mahj-
... no wait, that's too obvious. In a match of anything?
Also, Kaiji manga scans and/or ep. 22+ screens would be most excellent, but not mandatory.
In a crying match.
Kaiji would win if he was one step away from death, but otherwise, no, it would be impossible for him to win.
download them yourself.
Kaiji plays and wins a mahjong match
I could see Akagi and Kaiji friends in a Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong kind of way, but I could never see Kaiji beating Akagi unless his character develops a ton more.
I think it would be pretty close, but Akagi would win. And then the two would go out for a beer.
And then Akagi would rape Kaiji.
He could win if the game was "get the most shit beaten out of you".
He makes his opponent piss his pants
The same shit that Akagi does to win his games Kaiji would do.
of course, Kaiji would do it while shitting his pants and crying his eyes out, but they would both be pretty much evenly matched.
What makes Akagi so powerful is his willingness to do the shit necessary to win, stuff regular people would be too afraid to do.
Kaiji would figure out that he'd have to do the same, freak out about it, but do it anyway and cry like a motherfucker all along the way.
Oh god, that tooth sparkle.
So Kaiji wins at being human?
Well, Kaiji plays Mahjong later on the manga, so he obviously knows how to play, Akagi is good at gambling in general, not only mahjong, mahjong jus happened to be what Akagi plays the most.
If there was a life or dead bet, then Kaiji and Akagi would most likely be at pair, it would actually be interesting to see the outcome, as Akagi is always dominating from the beggining, while Kaiji usually does a comeback, Akagi seems too smart to fall into Kaiji's desperate traps, then again, that's the reason for which Kaiji gets to survive
But Kaiji doesn't have Akagi's monstrous luck, and probably isn't as good at cheating.
yeah but he has plothacks
"Akagi seems too smart to fall into Kaiji's desperate traps, then again, that's the reason for which Kaiji gets to survive"
Gets to survive?
If anonymous had to choose a winner in case of a tie game between Akagi and Kaiji, who would anonymous choose?
Kaiji gets an A for effort.
Kaiji is already a loser, and Akagi is known among the underground crime circles.
If word got out it was MY fault Akagi lost to some lowlife faggot id be in deep shit.
Doesn't matter: Kaiji will cry either way.
Kaiji and Akagi are very different kinds of geniuses.
Kaiji's the normal guy who gets flashes of inspiration which he capitalizes on.
Akagi is extremely abnormal, he has almost supernatural observational abilities, a vicegrip on human psychology, and no fear or hesitation. Not to mention he has the Devil's Luck, which only works against him when his opponent has God on his side.
The Suffering Pariah can't beat the True Pariah, but the True Pariah wouldn't gamble with Kaiji in the first place since, by definition, the Pariah eschews society and its constructs and Kaiji gambles for money. Akagi gambles for himself.
Okay, new question.
KAIJI IS CRYING.
GIVE HIM COMFORT SEX?
Doesn't Kaiji only win when his opponent starts to lose their nerve?
KAIJI IS ALWAYS CRYING
ENJOY YOUR LAME BORING REPETITIVE SEX
He'd probably cry less if he got laid more.
But if it gets boring Kaiji will think of a plan!
So basically, Akagi.
You mean he'll think of a keikaku.
no anonymous, you are the geniuses.
Well, he SURVIVED espoir, and was the only survivor in the human derby, it's in E-card that kaiji is actually the one attacking instead of the one being attacked.
Let's say Akagi does something to piss Kaiji (on porpouse), and then tells Kaiji that if he beats him in a Mahjong game then Akagi will pay with his life and will leave all of his money to Kaiji, if Kaiji loses he loses his life after being ass-raped by Akagi.
ANONYMOUS CHOOSES BOTH.
If by geniuses you mean "lonely faggots who watch animu and fap it to moegar Kaiji" then YES WE ARE.
Kaiji starts losing and cuts off a limb
Basically, Kaiji facing Akagi would be like him facing Tonegawa only instead of Tonegawa using a watch he actually had the skills he was pretending to possess. So things would end up a rape for Kaiji.
But since Akagi and Kaiji pretty much oppose each other as far as ideology goes they'd never find themselves gambling against each other anyway.
Winner gets this.
Kaiji vs young Akagi would be a fucking horrible defeat for Kaiji and he'd be so broken he'd never recover enough to even play slot machines.
Older Akagi is more kind so he'd help Kaiji level up.
Does Akagi even HAVE any set ideology?
Or this. Winner's choice.
What, so did Washizu have a heart attack yet?
Or are they STILL in the goddamned mansion?
Like I said:
Kaiji: Gambles for money.
Akagi: Gambles for himself.
Suffering Pariah v. True Pariah
Kaiji is an outcast who hates society, yet he desperately tries to make his way though the system like a normal person.
Akagi is also an outcast who hates society, yet he has no interest in dealing with it or normal people and tends to just roam the underworld.
This is why Kaiji has a house but lives like shit, and Akagi is homeless but is quite well off. Money means nothing to Akagi, it means everything to Kaiji.
Only the flashy-suit wearing old Akagi. (Golf in Hawaii and sashimi with friends~) Nineteen-year-old Akagi is a gigantic asshole.
New topic: who wins?
>>10051922 or >>10051950 ?
Which Akagi would Kaiji be facing?
Young and nineteen/twenty year old Akagi would crush him.
Old Akagi would take him to Hawaii ;_;
>>10051950 has my vote.
Girl Kaiji is no fun. Maid!Kaiji gets my vote. Guys in drag always win.
For Kaiji's sake, let's say it's old!Akagi.
I'm pretty sure that's the bunny girl from the games, not girl Kaiji.
Akagi versus Kaiji is like Superman versus Batman. One is uber powerful on everything while the other relies more on brain works and plot hacks. In straight up battle, Akagi will win, no doubt about it, but just like Batman has a contingency plan against every other super heroes, Kaiji might come up with something brilliant to turn the outcome. Fuck, now I really want to see this match.
Why do all Kaiji threads dissolve into a pool of gay fapping over Kaiji?
For some reason, now my hopes are getting up and I'm getting mental images of some impossible episode where Kaiji has to face off against Akagi.
YES, KAIJI IN A DRESS.
But why? Other series have fanart of the main character in a dress, but threads dedicated to the series don't turn into FAPFAPFAPFAP UNGH OH GOD.
Awww, what happened to my poor thread. *Kaiji tears*
I blame >>10052113
And the sheer number of crossdressing Kaiji pictures. Oh Japan.
Sorry, OP, I guess the people can't contain their manly love for Kaiji.
Hey guys, what's going on in here? A game? Can I play too?
Lol, at least the topic survived for a little while.
IF I SEE THAT FUNAI ONE MORE TIME.
What, you'll cry? Little bitch. Go on, cry. Cry, bitch.
NO, FUNAI, YOU GO AWAY.
DO NOT WANT.
FUCK YOUR CARD GAME NIGGER
I love Funai. He needs more fanart, though.
needs more akagi
You're just like that because you secretly love Kaiji. DON'T YOU?
Whatever happened to the anon playing this, anyway?
Almost. Nice try.
and then Kaiji would cry
I want this doujin.
what the hell are u talking about
Here you go anon.
Given the choice between having his fingernails drilled or being loved up the butt by Akagi, I think Kaiji would choose the latter.
I swear to god. Kaiji catches, the world pitches.
And anon would watch and fap
Lets go on vacation, Kaiji-san.
I want to see this. Seriously.
Why are they the only ones with weapons
I HEARD THIS KAIJI BITCH BE STEPPIN' ALL UP IN MY TERRITORY, AND IF THIS NIGGA KEEP FRONTIN' I'M GONNA KNOCK HIS BITCH ASS OUT, A'IGHT?
..great, you made him cry.
Gangsta Akagi? Not sure if want.
I don't think he's...
You talking to me?
i remember ghetto kaiji thread. /r/ repost of OP image from that thread?
BITCH I'LL POP A CAP IN THAT...IN THAT...
Where am I?
...y u do dis