Is lifting a loli really this fun?
Yes, no apologies.
It's very fun. Anything dealing with lolis is fun.
Lifting isn't fun at all.
"Hey, onii-chan! I caught you sniffing my dirty pantsu earlier... why did you do that, onii-chan? Are you a perverted lolicon?"
Please don't lift us, it's not fun.
I'd lift the fuck out of her. She's adorable, along with Iori, Momoko, and the twins.
Loli threads are stupid! You're all stupid for liking loli! Im laughing at all you stupid idiots (which is the ONLY reason im here!)
Yes, but the fun part is that you'll never know.
Ayase get the fuck out of here.
Just a friendly reminder these loli deletions are by a normalfag by the name of inspector redwood
a tripfag mod in /co/
That does look fun. Also Colorful Gansters season 2 when?
It's fun when they giggle and then ask you to take them closer to your face so they can kiss you on the cheek.
This isn't /fit/
I find it hard to believe any of you virgins (myself included) have the upper arm strength to lift a case of water let alone a Loli
(Now lifting toddlers is another story and quite amusing)
Well, the movie's supposedly coming out this year. There's also an Otome game coming out.
I could lift and carry my classmates in high-school no problem
You have never had a niece. Being an uncle is awesome, and one of the highlights is airplanes. Seeing how happy she gets being lifted and swung around like a doll could bring a smile to the face of the most dour asshole. It sucks that eventually my neice is going to grow up and become another bitter, materialistic, shallow bitch, but for now being her invincible stong uncle is the best feeling in the world.
And what makes you think that /fit/izens don't watch anime?
I can lift my chubby imouto with no problems.
An actual loli wouldn't be much fuss.
a standard loli would weight like 20-30 kilos. if you can't lift that much on your arms alone then you're a failure of a man.
As someone that has a baby sister I can assure you that it is fucking amazing. Being able to make someone else that happy that easily is the best feeling in the world and makes you think that maybe you aren't doomed to be a failure your whole life so long as you are able to keep her smiling and safe for as long as possible.
yes, yes it is. You lift them up and they laugh. You smile when they smile. They're not used to being higher than adults, and the new experience amuses them. So they ask you to do it again, but "higher! higher!".
You oblige them by doing so, and their laughter continues, and louder so with each time you so lift them. Their smile grows wider, and your smiles grows in kind. Their happiness becomes your happiness.
Yes it is.
So the secret to happiness is to bring joy to the lives of others?
4th level friend according to Aristotle bitch
Lifting lolis is an experience every man should have at least once in his life, I've lifted my imouto lots of times
This anons sums it up well.
Yeah, but he also fucked little boys, so it's not like he word is worth anything.
>implying pederasty negates philosophy
nigger, you might as well say ALL of greek thought is shit then
>Imply everything greek isn't shit
Stop shilling golden dawn
>but he also fucked little boys
And what's wrong with that, everybody love shota and in his time it was kinda legal.
No one dienies that greece has been shit for the past 1900 years, but that doesn't deny what happened before it's rape-by-turks period
Anon, we are always talking about 3DPD and women are bitches, so how do we change that?
I believe that the roots of 3DPD can be stomped out but it will take at least on generation.
Loli is the answer.
If we try and take our imouto, every niece, every daughter and we do everything we can to make them happy, safe, able to understand that love doesn't equal money or popularity we can change the world for the better. If you have a loli in your life stop what you are doing right now. Go to her and play. Make her feel special, make her feel loved, let her know that she matters and you love her. If we teach them now while they are young that the shit TV teaches them is wrong, that the opinions of other people don't matter, and that it is more important to be able to make other people happy than to take everything you can we can try and teach them to be people we would want to be friends with thing have a chance to change.
Love loli and save the world with their smiles.
Yes. Because it is the closest you can get to taking her home with out an amber alert being issued.
I want to lift a loli with my dick in her butt
Nah I take baths everyday.
Totally agree. Another proud uncle here. I have three nieces of similar age that are entering their teen years now. Fortunately we still get along well and do stuff togheter although they obviously like more materialistic stuff now (two of them like pop and music liek One direction, the other took after me and is an otaku, yay!).
And yeah we had lots of fun during their childhood years playing around those partially dangerous games where you throw children around like rag dolls. Those were wonderful unforgettable years.
I remember my otaku niece allowed me to convince her of cosplaying as loli-Haruhi. It was awesome.
I love this thread <3
Are those sirens I hear in the distance?
I want to punch a loli in the fucking head.
Are those sirens I hear in the distance?
Its just your tinnitus acting up.
No I only hear the one tone and usually only when it's real quiet.
Maybe he's talking about lolibutt? Some don't clean themselves very well, so...
Oh Isn't that better?
It sure fucking is. Stinky loli is best loli.
Yes! That anon who wants us to wash lolis needs to be converted.
Taking a bath with a loli WOULD be pretty fun, though. Of course, with a loli being a loli, they would get stinky again really quickly because they naturally smell.
I want a loli to insult my dick
"Onii-chan, it's so cute! It's like a smaller version of one of those little mini-corndogs at the fair!"
Why does that get me so hard?
Corndogs are delicious.
Yes they are.
"Ehh? That's hard? That's as big as it gets? Wow, onii-chan... if that's genetically passed down to men in our family, I'm glad I was born a girl!"
>I'm glad I was born a girl!
I'm glad too.
Why you guys got to sexualize the loli? Here we were talking about neices and little sisters and happiness and you had to make it all creepy.
what no monogati gif yet? you should be ashamed
I can't help it.
Lifting loli is not all fun and games.
holy shit, dem pudgy legs. Never seen that show but the guy helping her on the bar has the best job in the world
I bet he can smell her cunt.
judging by his face, it's probably a yeasty one.
The "69" on his hat is making me lel
most of the time the heart rules over these decisions
other times the dick does.
Loli is when the heart dick comes into play.
It can't be helped.
>new chapter translations never
Fuck this gay earth
The heart, for me. If it came down to either fucking a loli or comforting a loli... I'd comfort the loli.
Agreed, i would much rather love, comfort and cook for a loli than having sex with a loli. And while i do enjoy Loli femdom, I prefer vanilla, tender loving loli doujins. I just want them to be happy, they are truly miracles of the universe.
Jesus Christ, guys. I just wanted to talk about Nobunaga the Fool.
we improved the thread, you're welcome
Don't you like lolis?
It doesn't matter how much you love them and "teach" them. They'll change anon. That's the problem.
I like lifting my purple haired daughteru.
>Is lifting a loli really this fun?
Yes. It honestly is a lot of fun.
Lifting a loli with both arms, step it up /a/ I lift with only one arm.
This I lift them while holding their cunt and butt its great.
I don't know how to respond to that.
Just try it its soft and feels so good.
Im going to be straight
I want Loli fanservice
Whats a good show?
You will never know how much fun it is until yo have a daughter. Seeing her face light up while you lift and swing her around is one of the best things you will ever experience in your life.
Boku no Pico dont make this into a rec thread
Yes especially when they're shirtless
ANON FOR FUCK SAKE STOP MAKING ME CRY
fuck you too
Don't worry anon, it will happen. And when you see her for the first time your entire world will gain meaning like it never had before.
As a single male I cant adopt, though.
i chuckled you got me, that would totally happen
Well that turned back quick
I have no Idea, I have never touched a girl in my life
woah shit got grimdark quick, all he wanted to do was spin a loli ;_;
Only if you can support one.
Heck how would a basement dwelling neckbeard who still lives with his parents be able to adopt one?
I make 40k a year and own (through inheritance) my own 3 bedroom apartment. isn't that enough?
>thinking a single male can adopt
But muh pedophile assumptions
Yes, very. Beware of lifting very active loli though, they may move their legs around and accidentally kick your face.
New chapter fucking when.
I welcome a soft loli foot coming at my face at high velocity
Don't tell you guys don't know about the old "gay marry an /a/non and adopt a loli" plan? It's been around for years.
It hurts. Like a lot.
No way it works
It mostly depends on the area you're in, but it can work.
That's what I thought, but it really hurt when they kick you in the nose.
Im in Australia, so....
>In Australia, same-sex adoption is legal in the Australian Capital Territory, Western Australia, New South Wales and Tasmania. The lesbian co-mother or gay co-father(s) can apply to the Family Court of Australia for a parenting order, as 'other people significant to the care, welfare and development' of the child. But the lesbian co-mother and gay co-father(s) will be treated in the same way as a social parent is treated under the law; they will not be treated in the same way as a birth parent. In May 2007, the Victorian Law Reform Commission in Victoria released its final report recommending that the laws be modified to allow same sex couples to adopt children have not been implemented yet, while all other recommendations have been implemented.
well im sure she would be really upset about hurting you so you could probably ask her for a kiss on the nose. Fuck im having heart issues just thinking about it...
>tfw in victoria
Being around lolis in general is really fun. They are so cute and give you an excuse to act silly when you play with them
Do you even lift lolis?
definitely the best part. I can play dollies and not be judged, in fact I look good doing it
Also the purity of a good loli is something that is akin to that of a miricle of the universe
If there was a gym where you could lift lolis for gains every neckbeard would look like Arnold in his prime.
>Is lifting really this fun?
Well yes, it is quite tanoshii~~.
Got punched in the nose once. Guy started a fight with me. One jab straight at my face. I was just all "I'm done. Fuck this shit. Can't even see."
Assuming that all the lolis weigh 80 pound (around 4'8") Arnold could bench could bench roughly 6.25 lolis at his prime. That is your goal /a/.
akin to? mate, it just simply is a miracle of the univers
Holy shit I recognize this mang-
>scanlations only up to chapter 6
A-at least Onii-chan Control is finally being translated again, r-right?
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a dick, or an internet tough guy, but I find it hard to believe that there is someone that has only been in one fight in their life.
How exactly does that happen?
I apologize for that disaster area of a post. It's 2:30 in the morning.
By staying home all day
Unless you count when I was a little kid, I've never been in a fight.
Its not quite a true miracle of the universe. That would be making everyone in the entire world into permanant lolis.
But didn't you go to school at one point?
Best (read: cutest) gym ever. I can just imagine a couple lolis hanging off a bar while you benched them
I used to enjoy lifting my sister when she was a loli. Also, piggyback rides.
It was fun, because she was like some kind of small person.
Now, not so much. She's a full-sized human.
I said I only got punched in the nose once. Learned to guard my face after that. Otherwise I dissuaded people from fighting me by either talking them down and explaining why it wasn't worth it for either of us or be crazier than them in the fight. After you do some batshit crazy stuff people start to listen when you say you don't want to fight.
Where do you live? Are you rich or something?
Same here. Now that I'm on pills I've never been in a fight. Its not that I don't go out but that I'm strong enough that no one would want to pick a fight with me.
So i found a site that has quite a few raws but I can't read moon. damn it.
Then for leg press I'd need about.... 12 lolis each weighing 50 pounds sitting there on a plate. HNGGGGGGGG
Poor family in a rich town. Sure, people fought, but it was usually started by girl problems or something. So that never applied to me.
Sage because /a/ isn't my blog.
>legs to weak, can't lift them all
>Suddenly "Onii-chan ganbatte!"
>Press them so high that they start jumping and hugging because they are happy that you pressed them up
This needs to be funded
Imagine them sitting there playing with each other as I push them up.
"Onii chan go up again!"
I want to lift a loli up and then kiss her repeatedly.
This thread is too full of hnnnggggggg
How can we make Athelolics a thing /a/?
That is a bad place to be at man. Sooner or later you are going to run into a bitter manlet, and a lot of them do know how to fight, and have a case of permanent butt ravage towards guys that are bigger than them.
First time I got the shit seriously kicked out of me was a little fellow who didn't like the way I was looking at him, and wouldn't leave me alone. I thought I could bluff him by standing up and asking him to leave, and he dropped me with one punch and proceeded to kick the shit out of me. I started going to a gym the next week.
saging for blogshit
any contact with any human female that I find cute or attractive in any way, is fun to me
Well I haven't been punched much, but one of my friends was a state champion wrestler and a wrestler at my college and we wrestle a lot. He has been teaching me. I also play football regularly with friends. So I'm used to physical contact and if got into grappling unless the guy was a wrestler too I would have a massive advantage.
fuck I forgot to sage and spoiler. sorry I've been drinking.
I really wish this was getting translated. Guy is fuckin' based.
he does seem pretty boss. will begin reading it
Dude, lifting anyone shorter than you like that is fun.
Araragi is like me with my cat.
You brush your cat's teeth?
Yes. Dental hygiene is important for cats and dogs and imoutos.
Masaki is a miracle of the fucking universe. It only has 6 chapters translated so prepare for blue balls unless you read moon.
I was varsity at heavyweight all four year of high school and went to state my senior year, but I was not ready for the striking game. Grappling is great if you are ready and able to get close, but a striker will keep you back if they know what they are doing. It really wouldn't hurt to check out a boxing or MMA gym is all I am saying. Final off topic post and polite sage to end the conversation.
is it being translated, or stopped?
>Chapter 6, 22 February 2013
Chances are it's dead, but who knows? I've saw translations rise from the dead before.
What happened to the scanlations?
But if I gay married an /a/non just for a loli I'd have to kill him because there's no way I'd share my loli with another man what kind of a man do you take me for
Or you can not sexualize the loli and enjoy sharing pure platonic love with two other people and living a peaceful happy life focused on giving someone a life yo never had a chance at, one filled with hope, joy, love, and support.
ah... thank you
I'm sorry. I didn't see. I'm sorry.