We haven't had one of these in a while... so describe an anime or manga in once sentence.
Nagasarete Airantou: They want to get raped.
Tsukihime: Would be epic.
Berserk - Rape.
Not mine, but damnit I LOL'd when I heard it.
Full Metal Alchemist: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Elfen Lied, but even more exploitive and /a/ likes it.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Better than sex
Noein: Life's gonna suck when you grow up.
> Nagasarete Airantou: They want to get raped.
Haha, lol paradox moar?
> Tsukihime: Would be epic.
Ok, now you did it..
Stupid, nonsensical shit with fuckwin art and animation.
Infinite Ryvius: Lord of the Flies and The Hunt for Red October had sex and this is their love child.
Shugo Chara: COOL AND SPICY
School Days: Become a Pimp, Become a Legend
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: Anti-Spiral approved.
Shion no Ou: Shougi-playing loli whose parents were murdered.
Bad Pacing and big robots
A show about biology.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: Anti-Spiral Approved.
School Days: He had it coming
Rozen Maiden: We have a good idea, but have a horrible idea on how to handle it
Higurashi: HOLY SHIT
Gurren Lagann: HOLY SHIT! What just happened!!?!
Familiar of Zero: BAKA INU!
Blame! - Architecture and its destruction.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni: REPEAT AGAIN.
I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FLCL: Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
Gay with some political pretense.
Irresponsible Captain Tylor: A man really can have several chicks after his cock and still be a bum.
Ignore everything else and look for Hinagiku fanservice.
Kaiji: My life sucks
Wolf&Spice: Tail feel so good.
Clannad: Retarded is moe.
Ryofukochan: Doki Doki
Sestubou sensei: Subs fucking where.
Pita-Ten: Hehe, that was a cute anime, I'll read the manga now....OH GOD. ;_;
People like you kill these threads
"School is fun, guys, seriously."
School Days: The Original GAR
Pretty girls on parade for love and justice.
Pita-Ten Manga: Stealth angst
Evangelion: Everyone's emo and gets turned into orange juice.
Evangelion: So emo it'll make you want to cut yourself.
Japanese teens taking over the Italian mafia.
Akagi: "You're a retard, Yagi-san."
Code Geass: PARTY @ LELOUCH'S HOUSE
Rosario+Vampire Manga: Cute girls discover friendship while Shounen lead fights monsters.
Rosari+Vampire anime: Boobs and pantyshots.
Walking slowly is preferred.
Rosario+Vampire: Makoto's twin brother is alive.
Rosario+Vampire: Awesome characters get shafted while a stupid bitch gets the lead role.
But the Pimp is weak with this one.
Mahou Sensei Negima (all forms): 31 cute, charismatic girls want shota booty.
MIZORE FUCK YEAH
The manga was an absolute mindfuck. The amount of Misha nude art as well.
DBZ: It takes about 20 episodes of dialog and 30 episodes of "powering up" before the fight starts which lasts less than 3 episodes
Tsukuyomi: Vampire loli loev pedo
>loev older brother
Kamichu: God is a teenage moeblob.
Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds: I'm sure it has something to do with motorbikes riding 5s.
Trigun: Go cry emo kid... Well, you're really fucking old... You're not even human... Well go, uh, deprive yourself of sunlight you ancient plantmanthing.
Air: A girl reincarnates 999 times into a life of misery, but this ends it.
WHAT. did i miss something?
Lucky Star: Doing things is what I like to do ..... YESSSSS!
Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu:
Everyone is Itsuki for Kyon.
New series announced. It involves the number "5".
Any guess on what it may be.
Ichigo Mashimaro: Cute, not pedo.
Happiness!: There's other characters?
Gintama- Hayate no Gotoku's mature cousin.
Gendou doesnt give a rat's ass.
Popotan: Three time traveling sisters stop every 5 years to provide fanservice.
LOL... good one.
Saikano: Everyone on the planet dies, because of her, except him.
Initial D - SPEEDY SPEED BOY, GASOLINE BURNING
Azumanga Daioh: They graduate from high school.
He is My Master: She must provide fanservice to pay off her debt.
>Clannad: Retarded is moe.
Kashimashi: Boy becomes girl, meets girl, still likes girls, gets confused.
KareKano: After lots of angst and drama, they have sex.
My HiME: Magical girls unite, then turn on one another, then unite again to save the world.
Manabi Straight: SCHOOL GAYS
Baccano: If you think this is fucked up wait till you see their kids.
Gurren-Lagann: Progress gets your wife killed.
My-HiME: BOYS CAN WAIT
Midori No Hibi: A shy girl temporarily becomes the right hand of a boy she likes, and in the end they become a couple.
Mushishi: Dull, boring, and pretentious.
Shana II: Slow, then not.
Otoboku: A guy attends an all-girls boarding school without (almost) anyone catching on.
DearS: I lost equal amounts of brain cells and sperm.
Ai Yori Aoshi: A guy reunites with a childhood love who is too perfect to be believable.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro: Domestic abuse on a teenage is fun.
Nadia: Little brown girls are best.
Hayate no Gotoku: cross dressing, lolis, and references
Stellvia: She cries, saves the world, cries, saves the solar system, cries, saves the galaxy.
CCS: While collecting a set of magical cards, she finds herself on a voyage of self-discovery and personal growth.
Pokemon: forcing animals to fight themselves while in a coma
Love Hina: After many trials and failures, they get into Tokyo University, fall in love, and get married.
Gundal Seed Destiny: WTF?
Gundam Seed Destiny: WTF?!
ef, um, wait, I forgot the question...
Gee, thanks for remind me ... bastard
Overman King Gainer: Everyone does the Monkey!
Galaxy Angel: They search the universe looking for lost technology, but always end up screwing up in a cute and funny way.
After 9 years of faithful military service, artificially intelligent android wrestles with grief and regret while discovering the joys of life as she counts down the last days of her existence.
Busty woman destroys everything with a terrifying laugh.
A rock star forces everyone around him to listen to his song.
oh god it hurts ;_;
Air Gear(1): You don't have to understand the story, just look at the art.
Air Gear(2) Tenjho Tenge on skates.
Spice and Wolf: Too much wolf and not enough spice.
Detective Conan: Elementary School is still shitty second time aroud.
Evangelion 1.0: You Are (NOT) Alone- The most profitable anime title is back... shocker!
Aria: HOLY SHIT BLUE AND WHITE EVERYWHERE
My Otome: semen is their weakness
Bleach: Who the hell named this?
Magical Girl Lyrical Nonoha: BEFRIENDED
Busou Renkin:Papillon deserves a spin-off
Strawberry Panic: epic cocktease
Haibane Renmei: Fallen angels care for one another as they try to leave purgatory.
Lain: The girl is actually a physical manifestation of a computer program which is becoming buggy & obsolete.
>KareKano: After lots of angst and drama, they have sex,followed by more Hideaki Anno angst/drama bullshit.
School Days: Why do the GAR die young?
Mirai Nikki: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
how having a crazed female stalker can be outright terrifying over being hot.
Kaiji: Why is this man living like a bum?
It stops being hot once she decides that she's going to drug you up, restrain you to a chair in a dark room, and kill your friends so that she can have you all to herself.