>All right, maggots, listen up. I’m only gonna say this once, so you’d better grind it into that pile of dog shit you call a brain harder than I’d grind my neighbor’s wife’s pretty little posterior. Ooh-la-la.
First off, we’re subbing Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren and thems shorts that comes with ‘em every week because I want to. It ain’t gonna be no cake walk, but you can be surer than I’d grind my cousin’s wife that it’s easier than getting her permission. You’d better thank those freaks in FFF Squadron for helping, you ingrateful maggots.
Second, you will not expect a release until 24 hours after broadcast has been completed. That’s 1600, Zulu, maggots. Grind that into that pile of camel vomit you call a brain and don’t ask questions. I got work to do, and it’s keeping me from grinding my brother-in-law’s sister’s former roommate’s terrific tushy, so you can be surer than hell that I’m not gonna do anything for your damn sake.
Third, Lites will be done as UTW Squadron because that’s how shit goes. Grind that into that hairy slime mold you call a brain like I’d grind my aunt’s cousin’s boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s daughter’s beautiful behind, and don’t ask questions, maggots.
Fourth, writing a post will never delay a release, maggots. Grind that into that stinking dung beetle carcass you call a brain and never ask if a post is delaying a release. This shit takes less than half an hour between missions to write, which is considerably more time than I could grind my aunt’s babysitter’s lesbian girlfriend’s uncle’s former roommate’s wife’s, but much less time than I could grind your sister’s rapturous rump. And just like a good grinding, it only comes with a moment’s divine inspiration. None of this shit is planned. Ever.
Got that maggots? Now get the hell back to work before I grind your ass too. Ooh-la-la.
I don't see the problem here. Sounds like the person who wrote the post is just messing around.
Commie it is then
Pretty sure you're supposed to read this in R. Lee Ermey's voice.
All I got fro that is that fotc really wants to grind someone's ass, maybe a chuuni butt.
should we send them the butt guide?
Commie's pretty good for Chuu2 Ren.
Sounds like some 14 years old tried to be funny.
And that's it.
If I have to read the word "grind" one more time...
That's because they're basically gg for this release and have an actual TLC for CR's script.
It's supposed to be a joke, you idiot.
>grind your sister’s rapturous rump
I liked this part..
Commie is actually the best option since they got someone to check the CR scrip.
What the fuck does this even mean
Cool story, Commie defense force.
It means Commie is always a last resort only because they have zero credibility due to a long history of releasing intentionally inaccurate translations.
>g-get out commie devs
I was referring more to inserting "epic" jokes/memes that are not in the original script than I was referring to honorifics. That being said, honorifics are rather important, contextually, and belong in the subs, as not everyone who doesn't speak moon listens closely to the words being spoken.
Literally worse than hitler
Please show me one of those on their Chuunibyou releases. I bet you watched monogatari with DAISUKI "subs" too.
>honorifics are rather important
No they aren't.
>Please show me one of those on their Chuunibyou releases.
I wouldn't know because I don't watch shit subs with zero credibility. Let's say, hypothetically, their Chuu2 subs, up until this point, have been joke/meme-free. Unfortunately, their long history of inserting jokes/memes not in the original script into their subs would lead the logical anon to believe that this could happen at any moment re: future Chuu2 subs.
Lack of credibility is exactly what it sounds like.
tl;dr: Expect intentional inaccuracies if you use Commie. gg too.
>implying a sudden change in how one character refers to another, honorifics-wise, can't be an important indicator of character development which a viewer not closely listening to the audio would miss if they were watching shit, over-localized subs like Commie
Commie defense force pls.
>Be shit at subbing
>Get mad as fuck because it takes you 3 weeks to sub anything and everyone tells you to hurry up
I'd be inclined to agree, but I'm not sure how I feel about 'Forest Summer', I know that's what it means, but it's supposed to be a name.
Wait, they've got a bot that listens to /a/?
So all I have to do is say >commie and they'll see it and go all defense force on it?
>Second, you will not expect a release until 24 hours after broadcast has been completed.
Why even bother at that point? If you're not going to be the first to get subs out no one will give a shit
Now that you know this, you'll totally start to notice that any time Commie is mentioned people start to praise/defend them in the same thread.
>a sudden change in how one character refers to another, honorifics-wise, can't be an important indicator of character development which a viewer not closely listening to the audio would miss if they were watching shit, over-localized subs like Commie
You keep telling yourself that, but honorifics aren't that important and any competent editor or translator can convey the exact same meaning without honorifics.
>but commie doesn't have competent editors or translators
Then why are you watching UTW subs? You know it's all the same people right?
If you don't expect it for a day, you'll be pleasantly surprised when it releases in a few hours.
Where can I get a bot that does this for me? I want to become a defense force.
Sweet mother of god. Goddamn kommie
The name also has a meaning, which doesn't have to be lost just because it isn't in English.
Fucking nerds think they're special because they can speak Jap. Reminds me of the dorks that did my math homework back in high school. What these mouth breathers don't realize is that they aren't special. If one decides to get smart with me and start fucking up questions on purpose, I can always pound him and get another four-eyes to pick up the slack.
YES, SIR, COMMUNIST TSUNDERE EX-DRILL-SEARGENT FROM ALL I NEED IS TO KILL LA KILL, SIR!
ITT: faggots having a pseudo-intellectual argument over subs which isn't even technically a part of the animu culture aside for filthy gaijin.
>If you don't expect it for a day, you'll be pleasantly surprised when it releases in a few hours.
Shill harder. Fact of the matter is if you're not first, you're last. The group that shits out subs the fastest will always be #1, regardless of quality
>not recognizing a joke post
Shut up, queer. No one asked for your opinion.
BY THIS RITUAL I SUMMON THEE FORTH.
>Keep honorifics in the subs for people who don't understand them.
Well, yours too.
Target audiences m8.
Commie,hadena,hs and all that nonsense is for people who don't know any better.
Quality subs are for those that can tell if it's badly subbed or not
Yes, they seem genuinely upset. That's how you notice when people are angry, they want to grind things.
pls post it.
I don't speak moon but I have watched enough anime to understand honorifics.
People who think that this isn't a joke post are the same people who thought Cthuko was actually disbanding.
But that's wrong.
Say there was DUWANG tier subs that came out 10 minutes after the first raw dropped, then an hour after, something that was of roughly... Hadena tier.
Judging by your standards, the DUWANG subs would be the best ones for the job.
>implying everyone just doesnt go for the quickest release so they can watch it asap
>Not understanding what each honorific means
>HAHAHA IT'S JUST A JOKE GUISE
>implying DUWANG isn't better than Hadena
Commie is truly the last bastion for good fansubbing
If honorifics are important, they why actual professional translations of Japanese books don't have them?
jesus fucking christ hy
>implying DUWANG isn't the best
Regardless if this is true (it's not), the main purpose of slow-but-great subs is archival. There's plenty of folks who, say, watch HS when it's released then archive UTW.
Because they're not catering to weebs who actually understand them
>DUWANG subs would be the best
I never implied that. But if duwang consistently released first you'd start to see a large amount of people following them and downloading their subs. Most people don't care about quality if they can get the general idea, why do you think CR is so popular?
>Try to watch JoJo again
>It isn't as fun as the gg subs
I'm attempting to illustrate a point. I know that DUWANG is great, but I didn't say DUWANG subs, I said DUWANG tier. Meaning 420i, yellow subs.
I miss [WinD], [a.f.k.], [yesy] and [Ayu].
You will never live in the golden age of fansubbing again.
>download it as soon as it airs
>any god damn resolution I want
>fast as fuck DL speeds
HorribleSubs master race
>There's plenty of folks who, say, watch HS when it's released
Why would someone do that to themselves?
You're a funny guy.
We are in the golden age, dumb shit. And it's all thanks to HS.
Watching Horriblesubs is like listening to a 128 kbps mp3 of a song. The picture/sound quality isn't perfect but it's good enough for most people.
Watching Commie/gg is like listening to a FLAC of the same song, only it's being sung by Yoko Ono with the wrong lyrics.
Get out, Jaka.
It totally is true
That really grinds my gears
Why. Looks like I'm switching sub groups, the show has enough autism as is without them adding extra autism into the subs.
don't say his fucking name
go to bed commie fag
Holy shit you're autistic.
The post the post you're replying to was replying to said "everyone."
If that was true, it'd say 0 downloads for UTW, not 17,000+.
the other groups just take the horrible sub scripts and add memes and re release anyway. may as well watch the original un memified version.
>being this autistic
They must be butthurt incarnate to run a bot so they can protect themselves from criticism.
>MUH ROTATIONAL VOLOCIDENSITY
Is that how daiz always know's when he's summoned? Lmfao
>taking obvious hyperbole literally
The fact that HS's 720p version has nearly 50k downloads is good proof that the majority of people don't give a shit about anything other than who releases first
The post you're replying to was NOT complimenting Commie.
How long before shows get released with no indication of sub group, because it's automatically implied to be HS?
ITT: People who have never seen Full Metal Jacket
Get the fuck off my internet
I thought it was soldier from TF2
I am pretty confused.
What's all the fuss about?
If you can't wait for subs, just fucking watch the raws.
>I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I WATCHED THIS ONE OBSCURE MOVIE FROM THE 80S
That doesn't make it funny.
I bet you're a SHAFTFAG too
The answer to this is always no.
>Horrible Sub's shitty upscaled 1080p has more downloads than UTW
So they can participate in the threads? Seems pretty obvious.
>/a/ knowing Japanese
They are the minority here.
I have seen Full Metal Panic, it's better.
All these faggots complimenting HS are making me sick. Ripping off subs used to be viewed as the greatest crime in fansubbing. Just but a CR sub already.
The anime companies deserve your money but not too much of it.
My grandfather didn't lose his fingers on the beaches of Okinawa so that I'd have to learn Japanese one day. It should be the other way around.
Nice try CR.
>implying people don't do this, but for anime
>If you can't wait for subs, just fucking watch the raws.
>implying this is about waiting for subs
By the time UTW has finished scratching their ass HS has already released
Also let's be honest, UTW is only a hair better than HS anyway
Did you even read the post?
Jesus christ fuck off
>implying people give a shit about that
>implying they care about anything other than getting their dl immediately
>paying crunchyroll for inferior subs
ill buy the bds and other merch when it comes out but i am not paying for shit subs on a tv broadcast
That's because HS does not sub, you idiot.
Fucking entitled faggots, be happy you're not getting piss yellow hardsubs.
I use horriblesubs, i don't give a fuck xD
Serves you right for watching /v/'s FOTM.
It's the one i always get
This is a joke right?
Let's take a census of the fags in this thread:
- People that don't get the "joke," funny though it isn't
Check, check, and check. All according to keikaku
and we don't give a shit, the first group to upload a torrent to nyaa will always be the winner.
It hasn't been enabled for almost 3 months.
Nice damage control UTW.
Your post gave me cancer
>buying overpriced bds and merch
you are killing anime
>waiting for fansubs
how autistic can you get?
just watch whoever releases first like a normal person
You're being unreasonable, anon.
I for one love fast subs, but let's face it. HS is the worst thing to have happened to fansubbing.
No idea what you're talking about.
I watched anime for a long time to learn the basic of the "common japanese anime they use" , is almost the same dialogs... so i don't care
Don't be rude.
Honestly, how about are CR subs?
I'd rather steam alright quality anime than torrent an episode with my shitty connection
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yep, spending money on shit I like without giving a cent to the crunchyroll cartel is killing anime
>thinks BDs are overpriced
I bet you think the money for new shows just appears out of thin air don't you?
Filtered, you disgusting shitstain
horriblesubs is best, /a/ said so.
Why do fansub threads always bring out the worse in /a/?
>what is supply and demand?
Commie is like putting gangsters paradise into your cd player and getting amish paradise.
Anime viewers want to give their money only to the companies who make anime they like, not to companies who make anime they think is shitty. If you buy a CR subscription your money is going to every company who CR buys anime from.
A much better way to support the anime you like is to buy merchandise.
Good retard who doesn't understand how economics works.
Amazing. I'm using that from now on.
Watch out for Taneli Daiz Vatanen
The public enemy of fansubbing #1
He is the main responsible for...
☑ Making ElitistFags quit
☑ Killing fansubbing yearly
☑ Hostile takeover of Commie
☑ Holding subs hostage and forcing people to use Commie
☑ The development of the .H264 10-bit profile
☑ The development of the future .H265 10-bit profile
☑ Attempted assassination of Coalgirls and Sakura!Fish
☑ Attempted assassination of /a/ (ongoing)
☑ Successful assassination of ZeroYuki, Grumpy Jii-san, and Ken-sama
☑ Successful assassination of Saki: Achiga-hen character, Onjouji Toki
☑ Successful assassination of the authors of ‘Kaze no Stigma’, ‘MM!’, and 'Zero no Tsukaima'
☑ Shutting down the NyaaTorrents tracker
☑ Flooding Thailand to increase HDD prices and promote 10-bit video
☑ Shutting down Eri Kitamura's Twitter account
☑ Shutting down BitGamer
☑ Soiling Game of Thrones with unwatchable 10-bit
☑ Removing loli and rape from TVTropes
☑ Ruining a Q&A session with Hadena's Head of Public Relations
☑ Extreme homophobia
☑ Humiliating Mitsuhiro Ichiki
☑ Monopolizing Norio Wakamoto's signatures at Desucon Finland
☑ Suggesting Rotoscoping for Aku no Hana
☑ Sabotaging official encoders' efforts in order to make hobbyists look good
His ultimate goal is to kill anime.
However, you can stop him. Spread this list!
Why do you want to summon him?
So he can get his stake of the 4k?
Watch up fo' Taneli Daiz Vatanen
Da hood enemy of fansubbin #1
Dude is tha main responsible for...
☑ Makin ElitistFags quit
☑ Bustin' fansubbin yearly
☑ Hostile takeover of Commie
☑ Holdin subs hostage n' forcin playas ta use Commie
☑ Da pimpment of tha .H264 10-bit profile
☑ Da pimpment of tha future .H265 10-bit profile
☑ Attempted assassination of Coalgirls n' Sakura!Fish
☑ Attempted assassination of /a/ (ongoing)
☑ Successful assassination of ZeroYuki, Grumpy Jii-san, n' Ken-sama
☑ Successful assassination of Saki: Achiga-hen character, Onjouji Toki
☑ Successful assassination of tha authorz of ‘Kaze no Stigma’, ‘MM!’, n' 'Zero no Tsukaima'
☑ Successful assassination of Steve Jizzlez cuz Mac computas could not play 10-bit
☑ Shuttin down tha NyaaTorrents tracker
☑ Floodin Thailand ta increase HDD prices n' promote 10-bit vizzle
☑ Shuttin down Eri Kitamuraz Twizzle account
☑ Shuttin down BitGamer
☑ Soilin Game of Thrones wit unwatchable 10-bit
☑ Removin loli n' rape from TVTropes
☑ Ruinin a Q&A session wit Hadenaz Head of Public Relations
☑ Rotatin nuff muthafuckin virgins' velocidensitizzle n' didn't take responsibility
☑ Introducin Kentaro Miura ta iDOLM@STER, n' constantly distractin Yoshihiro Togashi
☑ Nuff homophobia
☑ Humiliatin Mitsuhiro Ichiki
☑ Tellin Matsuda not ta followin Lightz instructions not only up in tha Beijin Olympics but also London.
☑ Monopolizin Norio Wakamotoz signatures at Desucon Finland
☑ Suggestin Rotoscopin fo' Aku no Hana
☑ Convincin Anno ta drop 2.0 subplots up in favor of action ta show off 10bit compression
☑ Sabotagin straight-up legit encoders' efforts up in order ta make hobbyists look good
His illest goal is ta bust a cap up in anime.
But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat you can stop his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Spread dis list!
The first time I watched a subbed anime with honorifics I IMMEDIATELY went on the Internet and looked up Japanese honorifics so I'd understand what the fuck I was reading. If you don't do this you're a fucking idiot.
It's objectively less contextually accurate and objectively inferior to leave out honorifics from your subs, but I guess being objectively inferior is what Commie is all about.
CR pays flat license fee and also pays by viewrship. The more views it has on the site the more the company receives.
If you need subtitles to tell you what characters are saying then you shouldn't be talking about objectively correct ways of translating things.
FINISH SUBBING RINNE NO LAGARNE YOU FUCK
IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR AND A HALF AND YOU HAVEN'T KEPT YOUR PROMISE.
YOU TOOK DONATIONS SAYING YOU WERE GONNA FINISH IT THEN LEAVE FANSUBBING. WHERE IS IT???????
If you don't need subtitles to tell you what characters are saying what the fuck are you doing watching subtitles?
he got #rekt when jokesubbers proved that mp4 was superior to 10bit
>donating to fansubbers
how fucking stupid are you?
All these fansubbing shitflinging contests would be completely irrelevant if you guys just sat down and learned moon.
I'm not an idiot I didn't donate, but other people did and he never kept his end of the deal.
>be on /a/
I'm bad at time management.
Their big problems are their stupid script changes and piss-poor scheduling. When they aren't being fags about this, they are perfectly acceptable.
When they are doing CR edits, they are fine. When they are doing their own translations, that is when you worry.
If you have an alternative to Commie that is not Horriblesubs, go with the alternative.
then it turns into arguments about where to get the better raws
I LOVE WATCHING ANIME ON YOUTUBE, IT'S SO FAST AND EASY!
>>100508557Actually no. Enough that the companies give them all their anime most seasons. Netflix is going to come in one of these days though and kill CR anyway. I'm waiting on that.
this, being on /a/ slows down my moon learning considerably
That shouldn't even be a question, it's perfect dark
rather learn mandarin an actually useful language.
>Spend ~2+ years learning moon
>Spend 1 day waiting for subs
Cool, thanks for letting us know.
Or you could just watch subs in the meantime while you learn moon, but I guess that's too difficult for you.
>CR pays flat license fee
This is all I need to read to not use them. I don't want my money supporting shit anime.
Whom ever wrote this suffers heavily from Chuuni syndrome. I wish I could meet them so I could bully them in kawaii ways.
>an actually useful language
It's not useful if you never plan to use it.
I have a job, friends, and backlogs for several forms of media a mile long. Ain't got the time or will to pile learning a new language on top of that too.
But what if China takes over the world?
time to participate in another fansub thread
I hate you
I read you faggots are purposely holding back on releasing SYD so you can make money.
It takes maybe 20 minutes to an hour a day.
I can't believe people actually think that.
People thought Japs were gonna take over the world in the 80s too.
>Ain't got the will
pretty sure someone else would rip it then. it's not like we have exclusive access to ripping them.
>Due to delivery delays, Seitokai Yakuindomo episodes will be delayed by a few days. We will have a new date and time shortly. Thank you for your patience and continued support.
I get that whoever wrote that probably meant to be funny, goddamn this is some tryhard edgy shit.
Love your subs man, tell your translator to keep up the good job.
Why? HS subs lots of anime that would normally be delayed or never be subbed. I remember watching Rozen Maiden during the summer and having to wait for Evetaku to do their subs while HS did it half a day after release.
you're welcome ;)
Then how did you know to come here?
This is actually kind of disgusting to discover that there are people with so much autism that they let a bot alert them of uses of keywords so that they can run to defend themselves. It's like the NSA looking for every use of the word Obama, except instead of national security, its for shitposting.
I'll fully admit that I don't really watch a lot of anime, in fact i'm not 100% sure why I'm on here right now.
But what's the deal with commie. I'd reading this thread, and I'm getting the opinion that they are to anime what TV-Nihon is to toku.
People that thought that they knew Japanese watched Steins;Gate and got mad when they saw a meme in the subs.
What was it?
>But what's the deal with commie.
They release inaccurate subs for normalfags. That's it.
Hipsters think they're cool for shitting on the shitty jokes Commie put.
A lot of them, because the show itself is full of memes.
Damn, can't even watch normal subs anymore.
Well I guess the next question I'd have to ask is what subs I should try to use more often than not. I know this is a case-by-case thing obviously, but just in general I mean. Is Horriblesubs safe? I don't really care if the translation is 100% accurate (in fact I tend to prefer a bit of localization for things that simply don't work in english) as long as they aren't just randomly throwing things in or cutting them out for no reason.
Horriblesubs is the most consistently not-shit. It will never have jokes/memes that aren't in the original script like Commie/gg and it will never be Hadena-tier bad.
More to it than this.
Commie often does liberal changes that don't help the flow of the story. I remember watching P4: The Animation, and they changed 'Yamata-no-Orochi,' which has been a staple demon in the franchise, to 'Eight Headed Serpent of Orochi' or something.
They are also extremely inconsistent with the release of their subs.
Judge sub groups on a case by case basis, people that only use one group because /a/ says it's good are idiots that are trying way to hard to fit in.
>Then how did you know to come here?
I browse /a/ regularly.
>It will never have jokes/memes that aren't in the original script like Commie/gg and it will never be Hadena-tier bad.
Both these things have happened before, actually. The latest episode of KLK had a random "pwning" thrown in there, and Nourin is pretty much Hadena-level along with the first episode of Chuu2Ren.
I like HS, but that's because I like to watch stuff right away.
What was the Japanese word "pwning" was translating, and what does it actually mean?
>and Nourin is pretty much Hadena-level along with the first episode of Chuu2Ren.
lol no, I've watched both. They're not perfect, but they're nowhere near Hadena-level. Hadena lacks a 3rd grade grasp of the English language.
>It will never have jokes/memes that aren't in the original script
I wouldn't have any issues with HS if they sub styling for signs wasn't fucking awful. I can't imagine how people could watch a text-heavy anime (like say Monogatari) with HS.
独壇場 is like your forte or the one area in which nobody can best you. It was Inmuta's response to Jakuzure saying that the best way to beat annoying people is with other annoying people.
HS/CR used "In that case, you should have no trouble "pwning" them now." which was somewhat baffling because as far as I know there's nothing meme or netspeak-like about 独壇場. He's just flipping her comment back on her, I believe.
So how would you translate that line?
Underwater's "Then I guess this should be your forte, should it not?" seems fine to me.
monogatari is actually pretty easy
bullshit, newfag IFC
i see master typesetter jaka has drawn upon his years of \an8 experience to weigh in
To add onto that, simplest TL of the line would probably be something like "Then I'll leave the rest to you", but it wouldn't work as well with the enemy leader's following statement.
The original line could be a reference to a line in Etrian Odyssey IV, but I doubt it:
He's not wrong though.
Took commie's typesetter an average of two to three hours to do each episode of Monogatari s2.
Hey guys. Since this is a Chu2 thread, though you might want this:
Wait what? What part of Rinne isn't finished being subbed?
The guy who typeset Monogatari is insanely skilled though and wrote a lot of scripts to simplify the process. It'd take an inexperienced typesetter many times as long.
The problem with your subs is that they ruin immersion (inb4 >immersion in my chinese cartoons) because they never match the style of the anime, and sometimes they clutter the fucking screen and it becomes a pain to read (those message floods in Gatchaman Crowds come to mind).
I am aware of unanimated and his skill but the scripts he used to do it are not complex.
I didn't feel that way about 'Monogatari subs. I always felt the HS fit 99% of the time. On the other hand, Commie took too many liberties like "Dee-Dee pushed the red button" and "I'll kick the shit out of you" etc. They also added unnecessary words that made the flow of some conversations to feel unnatural. I noticed this most in Neko White during the Hanekawa/Hitagi scenes. They weren't all bad though. It was still watchable and I enjoyed the typesetting. I actually used both subs for 'Monogatari.
I was talking more about the typesetting than the actual translation. I should've worded that better.
that's what crunchyroll edits are for
>being on /a/
made me respond so 3/10
What's the best subgroup in terms of typesetting?
FFF, commie, Underwater, UTW and Vivid all have the most consistent effort typesetting.
Which makes sense because most of the good typesetters are in at least two of the groups bar maybe one.
it's pathetic how typesetting is becoming the de facto quality to compare fansubs
That is a bit concerning but it's not like my post was buying into that at all.
I can't be productive when I keep thinking about when I'll get to watch Saki and Wizard Barristers. I just hope it doesn't permanently back you guys up.
that's not the real daiz
Says the leader of the subgroup with the worst typesetting
It hasn't. Typesetting is just more easy to discuss/shitpost about. The only way half of /a/ can tell if a translation is off if it's a meme smacked into their face.
Where is SYD? Are you really holding it hostage for money?
You had me for less than a second.
>They sure sound mad for someone getting $4000 on subbing
>getting $4000 on subbing
How are they doing that?
>He's never watched Full Metal jacket
Not funny, had to download them hardsubbed dragonball .RFs at 2-5 kbyte/s.