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>>100494493
Damn, I need to update my iPhone.
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>>100494493
Does anyone have a proper Tohsaka version of this?

All I have is the version where you get a call from Tohsaka's anus.
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Break phone.
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Saber is hungry

You probably should feed her
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>>100494969
Kerry pls
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>>100494667
Should we feed the Saber?
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I'm a bit busy doing Rin.
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>>100496046
We need to teach Saber how to use a microwave to hold her over whenever Shirou and Rin are doing the thing.
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>>100494969
Much better
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>>100494493

How can shit dial a virtual touchtone?
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Hold on, Seibah
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>>100494579
>>100497021
Yeah. That one.
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>>100497074
Depends, you gotta Sakura one?
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>>100497148
I don't not not have a Sakura version...
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>>100494493
Moshi moshi. Seiba? I'm waiting for you in my bed, my love.
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>>100494493
Answer since I don't really hate her.
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>>100497148
>Implying Sakura would be able to make a phone call from the dickworm dungeon
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>>100497762
worms improve reception
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>>100497762
Instead you'd get:
"Moshi moshi~ Worm desu~"
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>>100497900
You guys are always so down on Sakura. What does it take to worm some kindness out of you?
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>>100497973
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Just let it ring.
Now what?
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>>100494493
Wait, why is she calling me? She's right next to me.
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>>100496046
>I'm a bit busy JACKHAMMERING Rin.
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>>100497973
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>>100494493
>press Decline
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>>100498305
Don't you have a daughter to save, Kerry?
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>>100498125
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!
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>>100498270
Do you think Rin gets used to the jackhammer, or does Shirou stop jackhammering?

Or is the sex life itself just fucked in general?
>>100498305
Good luck with that.
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Just let it ring
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>>100498446
>>100498125
You'll have to take the battery out, or accept the call just to hang up on her, it won't end.
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BEST FATE GIRL COMING THROUGH AND APPROPRIATING THIS THREAD LIKE A CORRUPTED HOLY ARTIFACT HOLY SHIT IT'S ILLYASVIEL EXCUSE ME FUCKERS
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>>100498562
Well my phones on silent so it's not much of an issue
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I wonder what Saber wants to talk about.
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>>100498606
Illya a shit, in the first place, what is a homoculo anyways?
>>100498657
It'll burn out you're battery.
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>>100498606

Happy Fathers Day :D
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>>100498713
Fuck it ill get a new phone I have no time for worst servant
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Why is Irisviel so perfect?
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>>100498665
Food.
And eating.
>>100498713
A homunculus is an alchemical concept. Basically, it's a tiny man grown in a jar that...
wait, doesn't Google exist? Couldn't you look this up?
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>>100498606
There might be minor objections to some of your statements, but I won't make them right now.
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>>100498270

I am the bone of my Jackhammer.
Jackhammer is my body and concrete is my blood.
I've created over a thousand potholes.
Unknown to fluorescent vest, nor known to steel-toe boots.
Have withstood sweating to create many potholes.
Yet those hands will never stop having blisters.
So as I pray, unlimited Jackhammer works.
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>>100498855
>A homunculus is an alchemical concept. Basically, it's a tiny man grown in a jar that...
>wait, doesn't Google exist? Couldn't you look this up?
Nasuverse definition=/= dictionary definition, but yes, I should have. Thanks for going through the trouble for me sempai. ;3
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>>100498926
This isn't the version I remember, but I like it.
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>>100499030
It's not like I would even WANT to look something up for you.
I just happened to know about it because of a paper I wrote in high school, is all!
Baka...

I did actually know it already, though, so you can't give me credit for looking it up. Sorry.
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>>100499411
Anon, I...
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>>100494579
Does she even knows how to use a phone?
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>>100499758
She calls Shirou a few times in F/SN at least.
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>>100499758
It's probably similar enough to using a VCR.
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>>100498399
>Or is the sex life itself just fucked in general?
they have dolphins, dragons, worms and shit when they have sex, JACKHAMMERING brings a little bit of normalcy to the bed.
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>>100498713
>homoculo
A gay man's anus?
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>>100500316
stop that.

I chuckled a little
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>>100499843
exactly
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>>100494493
aaaa owner

Would you like to hear the story of my legend?
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>>100494493
I think Saber looks a bit too serious in that picture.
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