Damn, I need to update my iPhone.
Does anyone have a proper Tohsaka version of this?
All I have is the version where you get a call from Tohsaka's anus.
Saber is hungry
You probably should feed her
Should we feed the Saber?
I'm a bit busy doing Rin.
We need to teach Saber how to use a microwave to hold her over whenever Shirou and Rin are doing the thing.
How can shit dial a virtual touchtone?
Hold on, Seibah
Yeah. That one.
Depends, you gotta Sakura one?
I don't not not have a Sakura version...
Moshi moshi. Seiba? I'm waiting for you in my bed, my love.
Answer since I don't really hate her.
>Implying Sakura would be able to make a phone call from the dickworm dungeon
worms improve reception
Instead you'd get:
"Moshi moshi~ Worm desu~"
You guys are always so down on Sakura. What does it take to worm some kindness out of you?
Just let it ring.
Wait, why is she calling me? She's right next to me.
>I'm a bit busy JACKHAMMERING Rin.
Don't you have a daughter to save, Kerry?
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!
Do you think Rin gets used to the jackhammer, or does Shirou stop jackhammering?
Or is the sex life itself just fucked in general?
Good luck with that.
Just let it ring
You'll have to take the battery out, or accept the call just to hang up on her, it won't end.
BEST FATE GIRL COMING THROUGH AND APPROPRIATING THIS THREAD LIKE A CORRUPTED HOLY ARTIFACT HOLY SHIT IT'S ILLYASVIEL EXCUSE ME FUCKERS
Well my phones on silent so it's not much of an issue
I wonder what Saber wants to talk about.
Illya a shit, in the first place, what is a homoculo anyways?
It'll burn out you're battery.
Happy Fathers Day :D
Fuck it ill get a new phone I have no time for worst servant
Why is Irisviel so perfect?
A homunculus is an alchemical concept. Basically, it's a tiny man grown in a jar that...
wait, doesn't Google exist? Couldn't you look this up?
There might be minor objections to some of your statements, but I won't make them right now.
I am the bone of my Jackhammer.
Jackhammer is my body and concrete is my blood.
I've created over a thousand potholes.
Unknown to fluorescent vest, nor known to steel-toe boots.
Have withstood sweating to create many potholes.
Yet those hands will never stop having blisters.
So as I pray, unlimited Jackhammer works.
>A homunculus is an alchemical concept. Basically, it's a tiny man grown in a jar that...
>wait, doesn't Google exist? Couldn't you look this up?
Nasuverse definition=/= dictionary definition, but yes, I should have. Thanks for going through the trouble for me sempai. ;3
This isn't the version I remember, but I like it.
It's not like I would even WANT to look something up for you.
I just happened to know about it because of a paper I wrote in high school, is all!
I did actually know it already, though, so you can't give me credit for looking it up. Sorry.
Does she even knows how to use a phone?
She calls Shirou a few times in F/SN at least.
It's probably similar enough to using a VCR.
>Or is the sex life itself just fucked in general?
they have dolphins, dragons, worms and shit when they have sex, JACKHAMMERING brings a little bit of normalcy to the bed.
A gay man's anus?
I chuckled a little
Would you like to hear the story of my legend?
I think Saber looks a bit too serious in that picture.