Rudy wants to be hardcore but Isuzu won't let him
It's cause he's not boukensha yet
Would you a bloomers Akatsuki?
That's not pantsu
I would any akatsuki
What was Mamare's tweeter again? I wanna ask him why
When did Minori grow balls?
I'd Akatsuki in anything. She's just too damn hot.
It's all thanks to Shiroe.
I would strangle her.
Probably the phone call from Shiroe, and >what would Shiroe do
I did like this episode. Finally, some consequences for their actions or lack thereof. With a handy explanation too. They warned ya, they fucking warned ya about the Goblin King but nooooooo. You all had to dick around figuring out how to cook and build a steam engine. Now look what ya done unleashed upon the world for not doing your fucking jobs.
And what's that? Kill shit, take their stuff. If they didn't need murderhobos they wouldn't have summoned them. Understand?
If she had a dick I would suck it.
Rudy is hardcore. He knows he can die, yet he still wants to take on 1000s of goblins and other shit, to save a town. I like him more and more every episode.
>No Nazuna by Souji's side
A question to fellow LNfags.
If after dying adventurers go to the moon and in order to respawn they need to give up some of the memories, is the process random then or do they consciously pick which memories they want to sacrifice?
If the latter then, if they knew about the nature of the choice, they could do something as telling their party which memories they are going to give up and avoid the loss.
Random. You don't have a choice little nig nog
Soon valk armor and scrubs using gorilla warfare
I haven't read the LNs so I can't answer the first questions.
However, the second part is heavily flawed. If you lose a memory, you can't simply be told that you lost it and it will be okay. If I had a cat, told someone I had a cat, then lost my memory, that person can't just tell me "oh you had a cat!" and have it be the same. Even if that person were to say 'you loved the cat, he was your best friend!' it wouldn't be the same. I would KNOW that I had a cat and I loved the cat, but I wouldn't feel anything towards the cat, because I don't remember it. It would be like data on a screen; a fact that has no emotional attachment.
This carries for any type of memory.
Or they could hire a scribe to write down their history so when they die they could sell whomever died a book of their own history
They go to the moon when they die?wot
That fucking line
People wearing glasses, do you often /glassesadjust?
I did it yesterday without even thinking. It's like a fucking disease.
Krusty charging the goblins won't be that fun anymore without gore.
With two hands though.
He said he had a sister a few episodes ago. How would he have forgotten that already? He hasn't died since then.
Is that some real life Shiroe and Akatsuki?
This is where the hair from the OP comes into place right?
Yeah. I'm wondering why the fuck noone is making autobographies for themselves. at least one person has to realize the long term implications of memory loss despite the round table downplaying things to the public.
Shiroe shat himself when he took a look at how many times his character has ever died.
They probably do now.
>Ray just reminds Krusty of his cat which is why he likes teasing her
>he just said 'sister' to not offend the princess of a nation
Hmm, you have a point. Though, I think it'd work to some degree as the person would be aware of the whole memory loss ordeal, however I forgot to consider something as the heavy emotional load that comes with every memory.
Yes. Always without thinking about it.
You are so fucking right.
Maybe he had both a sister and a cat?
REMOVE DEMI-HUMANS FROM PREMISES
Clearly the cat was his sister. He's a cat in disguise.
What if his sister was a catgirl?
I do it so often it became a habit.
What if Nyanta is his sister.
So..no barbed wire genitals?
He said 'cat' because he didn't want to cause an uproar.
What if his sister was a catboy?
qt monk, would grind
>Touya burying the doll
You have to get over Soujirou first.
Isn't that one of Soujiro's sluts?
What about a dog boy?
Shut up nerd
Used the more accurate version
Is Shiroe a dolicon?
Huh, I never noticed that.
I like that english text above the title.
>I like that english text above the title
That must be from intro or character creation.
Yeah, with your character name replacing the <Adventurer>.
don't be ridiculous
Are you really a lolicon/siscon if they're after your dick? They don't see that interested in them.
Stop posting Tetra. My dick can't take it.
That means you want more!
yes, you dont even notice it doing its fucking addicting
> Krusty is actually a cat that just happened to be walking on the keyboard when apocalypse happened
Rescued Maidens that have rewarded me with sex must be less than or equal to the number of Rescued Maidens.
The hair is on the Moon's 'sea'.
It's a symbol of their lost memory, the Adventurer's hair is cut while they're on the Moon and they lose a memory along with it.
Clearly each one rewarded him with sex multiple times, duh.
I actually do. Tiny tophats are my one weakness.
Maidens that were rescued by other people rewarded him with sex.
Please tell me he(?) joins log horizon.
SAO WINS AGAIN! TAKE THAT LOG HORIZON FAGS!
So is the death and memory lost important at all?
All I know is I'd log his horizon.
Even if she has rewarded you with sex twice she is still only one rescued maiden.
Oh, well that makes sense I guess. Kind of a bitchy thing to do.
Crusty lost the name of his cat after dying thousands of times. Its terrifying.
His Alpha Aura have a big AoE
>thousands of times
He died twice.
>Scrub Party has a level of around 25 average
>LETS GO PROTECT THE CITY FROM THE FUCKHUGE ARMY GUYS!
Fucking hell Minori.
Somehow I doubt that.
Plus, the episode said he died twice, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was made up for the anime.
Log Horizon will eventually have one player of each class.
DO YOU EVEN GORILLA WARFARE?
I'd rather not read the main series while the anime is still running, but has any of the web novel featuring the Debauchery Tea Party leader been translated at all?
Question time. You end up in ET world and you need to join a guild. You are lvl 90 <insert your class here>. Which guild do you pick?
>hard mode: your favourite character cannot be in it
>inferno mode: it can't be Log Horizon, WWB and you have no funds to make one yourself
Even captcha chooses based William Massachusetts.
Isami is cuter so I dont mind. Kawara also getting lines in this episode was nice aswell.
They are people who don't die if they are killed going out to help people who do die when they're killed. And Rudy who just has balls of steel.
And Tetra is a cleric, right? That spot is free.
>Don't join a guild, just dress up my qt3.14 summons all day
Living the dream.
Sure am glad that its only Log Horizon where you can see that glasses = pervert and nowhere else.
What if you are a baldy?
Isaac's guild. I'd be a summoner and pair up with giraffe-tan.
I join no guild for a while, making multiple friends in multiple of the high-ranking guilds.
After getting to know people from each guild(Not necessarily characters that are introduced in the show, but just members of the guild) i will make my decision based on which guild had the coolest people in it.
Gardian - Naotsugu
Samuai - Tohya
Monk - vacant
Assassin - Akatsuki
Swashbuckler - Nyanta
Bard - Isuzu
Kannagi-Shaman - Minor
Druid - vacant (serarara's still crescent moon)
Cleric - Tetra (?)
Summoner - vacant
Sorcerer - Rudy
Enchanter - Shiroe
Just summoner, druid and monk.
>Implying Nipponbanzai can't cum more than twice in one girl
>Monk - vacant
Yep. Called Kawara.
She is a bit smaller in the WWB manga.
>Shiroe invites Kanami
She rejects him
>Not having funds to start a new guild
What the hell have I been spending my money on?
The answer is not one of the main guilds. Something on the smaller side with a combat guild leaning, but still being friendly and sociable. So something like LH or WWB, just with people I would actually know.
Oh vey! Goyim! I heard you need to take out some demi-humans, I just have the right thing for you!
S>Hydra Cards 2m ea
She does join LH, if you are talking about Tetra.
That's all I wanted to know, thanks.
>What the hell have I been spending my money on?
Cheap ERP whores
They've been draining you up, anon.
You can fuck right off back to Hunter x Hunter threads.
When you say she are you just using it for appearance/mindset (gender) or the actual physological definition (sex)?
Summoner / pathfinder
I'd probably join some random pve guild dedicated to hunting exotic materials.
Adventuring and exploring the world while looking for monstergirl to contract as summons
We're talking about /a/nons here. We'd be the ones playing the loli ERP whores.
Can't be, ERP isn't my cup of tea,
you sound frustrated
It was rape and they took your money.
I take it back. You can fuck off back to /b/
Would join Crescent Moon Alliance for SOL adventures.
Would be Cleric for maximum nothing achieved.
She's going for Naotsugu's D.
She has a vagina.
She didn't have one when she was playing the game.
Everything else is probably a non factor.
>Not joining one of the big production guilds and doing MAGICAL SCIENCE!
Oh well if she has a vagina then it's all gravy then.
Unless you have a degree in anything scientifical you're better off joining a combat guild or getting a job.
> unemployed neet playing mmorpgs
> mmorpg becomes reality
> gets a job
Just having fun with Tea Party
can anyone translate this?
>Necromancer Summoner with Sigilmaker subclass
>Don't join a specific guild, but be on good terms with most of them
>Spend most of my free time playing pranks with my summons by turning whatever place I want into a haunted house scenario when I'm there and hand out free gifts to whoever I see needs them
As an unemployed neet who plays rpgs you could easily get money teaching casuals how to play or making faqs.
Technically educated -> high paying research job
No education -> risk your lives out in the field doing labor work
At least Log Horizon got that part right.
If you have no education you could still become a chef, or a maid.
Female butler when?
Indeed. I like how people with careers actually end up being secretaries and accountants.
>Join crafting guild
>Eventually make computers
>Make an MMO
>A significant portion of the adventurers become double NEETs
>They get pulled into the MMO
>We need to go deeper
What happens if you get pulled into an MMO in an MMO in which MMO you can die for real but the MMO you are playing makes you resurrect?
>Female butler when?
Female butler is a maid.
Is her being a boy really confirmed
Well her she certainly had her dick in my ass at one point in time
She is a girl. Please stop trying to start shit.
Did someone say mayonnaise? ~mayo
Him saying dying dozens of times might not be that bad, is probably a good indication of how many times he died and then (thinks) he lost memories.
How come Naotsugu hits level 94 first?
I love how unamused he looks here.
Tetra is busy traveling to akiba
Shiroe is busy doing paperwork and other tactician related stuff
Massachussets is busy conquering delicious' town
Delicious is busy getting his ass kicked
Naotsugu adventures every day.
Serararara's daily life.
>>100491996 is p6
whats minori doing here?
I want to sit between doggie and kitty ;_;
I meant used to be a boy. She's from Volume 7 right? I thought that whole thing was still just made up
Using Ouija board.
Just look at all this fat.
I don't even.
This Serara manga art is 2cute4me. What's the source? Or is it just a Pixiv artist?
And Rudy and Isuzu are too good together. And Akatsuki, oh lord
Monk = demikas ?
Summoner = Wasnt that some sort of dwarf race?
This Serara comic is hilarious
tfw i finally need to into moon runes
Demiglace has his own guild, he'll join Massachussets at best.
...Summoner is a class not a race?
Tetra was asked to go to LH by a summoner who was in the tea party tho.
That same sumoner is also sort-of part of the best party in the spin-off LN
Does Nyanta-san have a barbed penis and would it force Serara into ovulation?
The talking horse summoner?
My ochinchin feels funny.
Werecats only possess some cat-like characteristics. Nyanta-san's penis is gentle and softly enters any love hole you want it to.
give her to me one week ill make her thin with pure love
Do you want Akatsuki's panty?
No.Akatsuki is 20yo.
Maybe, it's very softly
Let's discuss Akatsuki's fat ass.
>be summoner/mechanic and use Summon Follower: Undine
>make a guild dedicated to making large-scale flying machines and space travel
>sell them and make shitloads to hire tons of high level workers
>terraform Mars with what's essentially magitek machinery
There's shitloads of things that haven't been pursued heavily in ET yet, innovation and thinking outside the box determines who's on top as shown by Shiro's purchase of the clan hall among other things that happen later in the novels.
Moot strikes again huh?
Only if you didn't click.
>What's his face's face in the back
>it's an actual spell
I want to say that he's looking at dem asses but his eyes are going up.
An assassin's guild. Work for hire for uppercrust landers as a spy. Charge high prices so they feel like their money owns me.
>Using my guild as a network relay info and stuff.
>Refuse to be a hit-man due to some religious b.s. I make up.
Eventually request poor maidens as payment.
Drown in lander pussy due to king allowing it. Why not give such a valuable asset such a easily fulfilled request?
Something to fix for the blu-ray
Worst Girl get out
Why does no one talk about BestGoods in these threads?
You mean with two fingers, right? It's the most stylish way.
>I'll mongle your database
>Try to adjust glasses
>Used Goods are Best Goods
Do you buy your underwear from a charity shop too?
Do it in front of something bright.
Are you implying what I think you're implying?
She's Best Girl and you know it
>Is obsessed with Shiroe
>takes over the cathedral in another town
>Literally offers a way out along with endless power and sex
Shiroe refuses. Fucking coward.
>implying he would ever betray his lolis
>Implying he doesn't have a secret waifu
She's a used up whore who causes endless suffering after being easily manipulated by a psychotic lesbian bitch.
barely anything happens in each episode.
Actually I'm surprised the slow pacing is keeping me entertained. I just keep thinking, will this be the episode where we see a large-scale battle. and will it be done right considering their budget?
but he has never, ever, not once, thought of them like that.
In his mind the only thing he was betraying was his Guild and his city, that's how he made his decision.
loyalty to his lolis had nothing to do with it.
Battles basically have nothing to do with the show's plot or intent, they're only used as a means to depict and expand upon political issues.
I didn't think anyone else supported this pairing.
good on you, anon
Aside from this goblin one. They're probably going to focus a bit on Crusty and D.D.D steamrolling through some goblins for half an episode.
I want to see some Shiroe-level tactics, they can skip the brute force tactics.
I'm not gonna lie, She was pretty delicious when she was teaching Shiroe how to dance.
She's pretty damn delicious in just her power suit.
Just a reminder that one day Isuzu will have to chose between Rudy and her family in the real world
>even thinking about abandoning your golden retriever
You heartless monster.
She's taught it how to survive in the wild. it will live. Or she can put him down like old yeller.
Not anymore she can't. It catch and release or keep it for good.
Dogs aren't fish and catch& release is stupid tourist shit.
Well her only other option is to abuse it until it is nothing more than an empty husk that can only remember to eat, sleep, and shit.
That's why a fine work ofchildren's literature told us what to do.>>100501153
The problem is it's not happening unless he suddenly decides to switch his subclass for that sweet sweet cooking or writing skills.
Sky translated portions of each, but not enough to complete them.
>that punch line
Is Shiroe Lawful Evil?
What's his allignment?
Lawful Evil working for good.
Maybe just Lawful Neutral.
I dunno, but I think he's an INFJ.
>INFJ personalities are drawn towards helping those in need – they may rush to the place of a major disaster, participate in rescue efforts
>INFJs are champions of the oppressed and downtrodden. They often are found in the wake of an emergency, rescuing those who are in acute distress. INFJs may fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless.
>Those who are activists -- INFJs gravitate toward such a role -- are there for the cause, not for personal glory or political power.
>people with this personality type firmly believe that nothing else would help the world as much as getting rid of all the tyrants.
>there's always something else they should be doing to improve themselves and the world around them
>Writing (scribe), counseling (teaching scrubs), public service and even politics are areas where INFJs frequently find their niche.
>INFJs are private individuals who prefer to exercise their influence behind the scenes (He lets Krusty do the talking)
>Hitler was an INFJ
That's pretty accurate.
And he's definitely not evil, that's just a joke
He could definitely be Evil in D&D, especially with the Guild Hall thing.
DDD of course.
I would become Crusty's right hand Monk.
In the later novels he says himself that he's playing the bad guy, so he at least knows that his actions are considered "evil" by the other people.
Even if it's for the greater good, his actions that are evil ones, even if his mentality is not.
Touya confirmed for PTSD.
>Making a game
>Not making the NPCs immortal
It's like they had some sort of vendetta against NPCs. Did an NPC kill their father or something?
Speaking of the later novels, what happened to Kureha and Inctis? Any new developments?
Just kill the goblin king and the goblins become shit tier again, right? Isn't it a low level quest?
Killing the goblin king won't make them weaker just disorganized. It might be better to trim down their numbers before that.
something bothered me about this episode, why were naotsugu and company so hesitant about helping the town, they could wipe those goblins easily, the newbies showed more balls than them
they didn't want to fuck up politics, that was the kind of decision that round table needed to make
it's explained that it's part of the event to go around thinning out the goblin tribes before they unify under the new goblin king is crowned.
Problem here is, he's already been crowned and have unified and thus are marching on the landers.
>My face when my glasses keep sliding down and I gotta do /adjustglasses various times a day
Real life is bugged
She has some nice hips on her.
Was she a pedophiliac lesbian in the old world too?
Nah, she has this internal monologue over wanting to fuck the hell out of Shiroe but not necessarily being in love with him.
>yfw waiting for a hotfix
I don't think her feelings towards cute little girls are sexual in the slightest
He means both sister and cat, because she reminds him of his sister's pussy.
I want Henri to log my horizon
You speak like the grunt work isn't a ridiculous amount of pay The only people with enough cash to rival adventurers are nobles and even that's probably only because not everyone was logged in.
People are making gem encrusted jewelery for the fuck of it to give away for fun. Everyone is too rich for the excess money to mean everything. The entire Adventurer economy is basically hobby based right now.
I could have sworn they didn't have this problem in the novels. Adventurers are free and all that.
You underestimate the size of the goblin army.
As a group, the Adventurers won't help unless asked.
As individuals, Adventurers can help if they like.
Even a level 90 can only kill so many goblins before their MP runs out. The LNs describe running low on MP as problematic even if you're high level.
This pretty much seals the deal. Best character.
I don't know, he has some competition.
Ok, so she's *also* a pedophile.
Pull the other one.
I hate how much I love Log Horizon.
ever since i've gotten glasses in elementary. In the beginning i would quietly acknowledge the action. However in time it became an instinct, i think because the nose of bridge would get really oily and fuckers would slip off, or i'd be moving a lot and they would come loose. Now I do it even if I'm not wearing them. I'd take off my glasses, then after a short while, i'd make the movement to adjust them, only to realize they're not there.
Is Volume 6-7 translated yet?
I really wanna read them.
They'll never become bros.
Yeah. around this point I thought they had ALL the camp hiding out in a school and they were talking over options with everyone after they had already checked out the town.
I'm rereading and so far it's definitely looking like this was slightly altered for more drama. Half of this episode is anime original like I thought.
>you simply need to git gud
>Watching episode 16
>Touya starts talking about a reason to save someone
Neat, he looks like Shirou and is going to act like Shirou
What would happen if you were a guy IRL before the apocalypse, but had played a female in Eldertale and thus ended up female? You get all the appropriate equipment, right?
Would you end up trying to be a "lesbian" or would you just say fuck it and live the dream of being a little girl chasing nerdboi cock?
You get all the equipment, yes. We've seen this with Akatsuki and Tetra in Vol7.
They develop partial change potions later on.
I play girl characters because they're nicer to look at and have better costumes.
Sex is less important than grinding and looking kawaii.
>/glassesadjust even though there are no glasses
10/10 adorable as fuck.
Too bad Geneticists in RO have bad designs no matter the gender.
Is this a thing?
Third job of Alchemists and Creators.
I remember selling those to the NPC as trash back then
You idiot! Why would you do that?
Because I was a scrub
depending on the rates of the server you could have your dick sucked for those
Why don't the Adventurers just buy Choushi? Player owned buildings are invincible and no one can enter them without permission!
The System might not be selling Choushi.
They can buy zones in Akiba. We don't know about Choushi.
Plus, there are upkeep costs.
I buy mine from walmart not sure if better or worse
>tfw Rudy is one of the Izumo knights
Not the guy you're replying to, but wasn't something like this implied earlier in the show?
1. We're pretty sure he will regenerate after death, given his eagerness to jump into battle, so he must not be a regular person of the land
2. There was a problem adding him as a friend earlier, implying that he's not an adventurer/player
Those two things basically rule out everything but Izumo Knights.
please tell me theres more of this
His family was a bunch of uppity nobles who prey on the weak which is why things like this really boils his hot blood. Also the reason why he want to be strong like adventurers since they help weak people (quests) and shit
Maybe he's just a brave NPC willing to take risks to be an adventurer. No need to assume anything more profound.
You're wrong. He's a Lander, not a Knight, and won't respawn on death. Shiroe fixes the first and last parts.
I still can't get over the fact that his name is Krusty.
What are they doing to my pure Minori?
There are nothing inherently wrong with Krusty.
Do you not cringe when you hear "Krusty-sama"?
No, no he's just a regular dude with the gigantic brass balls to throw himself into life-and-death combat while only earning 1/4th the XP of a normal Adventurer and with no respawns. He's just that bad of a dude.
Japanese naming sense of some English words sounding cool. And what's wrong with naming your character after a clown?
Being entirely honest here, no.
Damn that must hurt for Shoryu
>And what's wrong with naming your character after a clown?
Because it doesn't fit his character. The properties I associate with Krusty/Crusty are diametral opposed to how he is or presents himself.
He really needs to realize he doesn't have a chance.
Plus, he has a group of scrubs he saved from Hamelin who wants his D
>mfw I never watched the simpsons
Its a good thing I don't have any idea who crusty is, so I can identify Crusty as his own person.
I wish I could wipe out these memories. Well, I just have to die a couple of times, I guess.
This is why I'm terrified to pick up any MMO's that I can't start at launch. What if something like this happened and I was only level 25 instead of 90?
Thats a shitton of grinding in a world that just got a lot harder, plus the lack of endgame items from events long past.
Don't worry. You won't get stuck in an MMO, ever
It isn't that significant, I only remember it whenever people mention it in these threads, and I even used to follow the simpsons when I was younger.
It's pretty easy to zone out older garbage when you watch new things all the time.
One of the reasons I totally forgot about garbage like rosario x vampire and sora no otoshimono, which I think I finished.
Yeah, well fuck you too.
He's 16-17, Maryelle is 27 or something. He's like a HS kid eyeing his teacher.
The point is to hit level 90 BEFORE you get stuck in the MMO. Then you can live the life of a level-cap badass.
I for one would like to only be level 1. If I'm already l90, I can't do anything if I skilled my character in the wrong way.
Shoryu is 18. Maryelle is 28. An exact 10 year gap. Otouto-zoned before he even knew it.
But then you couldn't google any guides or run any sort of analysis on what you should or should not rank. You'd have to rely on word-of-mouth on how to skill your character as you level, making you more likely to fuck up.
That's a good point.
When I was 18 I was screwing around with 28 year old charisma cake.
They met in the real world, and he immediately had a huge crush. She immediately treated him like a kid brother.
I want a spinoff that is just the married life of Naotsugu and Maryelle.
>Nao and Mari
>Not Nao and Tetra
>interested at all
That's what makes it good.
Nao is the Friendly Orc
And Tetra is the Elf.
>This manslut is heavy
>I wish I was at crescent moon hanging out with Marielle
You don't even know how hardcore Rudy is, just wait. Next episode or the one after that.
He is full of do not want.
OH MY GOD IT'S CURRY
Plus the entertainment factor is out the roof, without sacrificing character, easily one of my favorite parts each episode.
DID SOMEONE SAY CURRY?!
>Next episode or the one after that.
I love this show but holy shit the pace is too slow.
1 chapter per ep. They're already cutting too much as is. It's unfortunate.
>Bear mode on
I WANT THE CURRY
Can't spell CURRYGE without CURRY.
HEY ANON WE'RE HAVING CURRY!
He's definitely Lawful Good
Went with contacts for a bit. Every ten fucking minutes I would push nonexistant glasses up the bridge of my nose.
He's Lawful Evil for sure. Mostly because of his methods, not his goals. You don't threaten an entire population with homelessness and poverty to get your way and then come out of that smelling like roses. No one in Akibahara will ever forget that he has all of them by the balls.
>Tried to make curry tonight
>Too much water
>Ruined the curry
The rice was also too hard
It was a disaster
Get that Chef skill up anon.
Don't worry anon, you are just a failure.
Wow, my compliment didn't go the right way
Yes, mostly goes unnoticed until you take them off.
If he were evil he would have used it for personal gain instead of enforcing a proper society.
He's neutral at worst.
When they fight the goblins does Minori still do nothing except make sure they dont agro any patrols?
>implying society isn't his gain
>saying he doesn't think he's the ruler of all
Acts not goals dude. They call him Black Heart Shiroe because he is 100% ruthless when he wants something to happen. Everyone around him is scared they might get between him and something he wants.
Damn, Im sorry anon. Had curry tonight. + leftover curry is even better.
Lawful evil is reserved for Crusty.
He bullies poor Lennesia
>can't rape the willing
>shut the fuck up, we're trying to summon
Valk armor you say?
By alignment logic, that's not Evil. Good vs Evil is altruistic vs selfish. Very little else figures into it.
He could have forced people to pay him for access, or assumed more personal power. Instead he established an organization he reports to.
>left's gear is just a large ribbon to show how classy he is
When I hear or read his name I think of bread.
I need more from freckles.
Acts (extortion) vs goals (altruism) dude.
And yes, he did force people to pay him for access. And he did assume more personal power, granting himself a seat at the Round Table with a guild that has barely six members.
That's a fucking cravat
I want to play RO again but it's currently infested with toxic, tryhard casual gamers
With 50% more crust!
I liked her at the start, but she's just annoying as fuck and gets worse every second she's on screen.
I-I'm trying, but work makes it hard to get time to grind my level!
It's the intention that counts anon.
Yes, curry is very good, just made a mistake with the amount of water I used. I've also been searching for whatever rice they use in Japan, cause it must be some alien rice that makes plain white rice look like trash.
And she loves every minute of it.
We all saw how sad she was when he didn't show up to have breakfast with her.
I just got the image of Krusty sitting at a bar, drunk, and the bartender saying he's cutting him off. The camera then pans down to show he was just eating bread.
Nah, man. He's chaotic good. More or less writes his own laws and coerces everybody into doing what he wants. Which happens to be the greater good.
It looks like a sea slime with an eyebrow.
Bet you niggas can't make some Yaki Karē Pan
I'm Nyanta best chef in all of Elder Tales.
Acts don't matter nearly as much goals w/rt alignment
This is why you can have good aligned thieves. Sneaky backstabbery is bad, but it's not 'evil'
And he didn't force them to pay for access.
>but she's just annoying as fuck and gets worse every second she's on screen.
What makes you feel that way?
In the LNs it's all part of Shiroe's plan to keep the nobles from hating Akibahara -- fringe benefit is being able to act like an asshole in public and watch Krusty get flustered whenever she's around
Why did they make Shiroe's collar so fucking atrocious in the anime?
I just wanna see a guy who's been jumping through fairy rings come back with some awesome gear. Like a samurai who got Valkryie armor from scandinavia, a shield from africa, an obsidian sword from central america, and instead of a horse for a mount he got a giant bull mastiff from britain or something.
>it must be some alien rice
More that 'common' rice in EU and NA is lower quality than 'common' rice in Japan. Also, they wash their rice in Japan before cooking it, which helps some.
At least I gave you a heart.
Think of it as my own.
Get a load of this weeaboo
Just look for round rice.
EXACTLY. He's covered in plate armor. Heavy armor people are Crunchy in mmos and clothies are squishy. He's on the crunch side so he's a piece of Crusty bread.
I was told theres a specific type of rice that is commonly eaten in Japan that is sweeter than Western rice
Her ever-revealing 'personality'.
Are you retarded?
Asian rice is indeed better, mainly because it actually matters there.
Are you saying he's toast?
>Japanase rice folded a thousand times
>Her ever-revealing 'personality'.
You lost me.
Think German/Czech beer; they don't export the good stuff without serious tariffs. Local quality goods become reserved for enthusiasts in foreign countries.
Jokes on you, japanese immigrants guarantee good rice around here.
I don't like the way her personality is turning out to be.
Nah. He's got a thick exterior. If he wore mail he would be Toast. Since he actually has the extra padding he is Crusty. Now I really want some fresh baked wheat with hooney butter...
That's a Morroc's shadow, not a Valky.
I hated him at first, but then I realized how sincere his roleplay is. He's not deluded, he's just fucked up. He's just legitimately hardcore.
I got that from
>gets worse every second
But I don't know what you mean specifically, that's why I'm asking.
The shape of the rice does actually matter anon
Couple that with the way he speaks, I got sold
I just hope he doesn't crumble
It's too 3DPD generic for me.
I like how he makes an offhanded remark about "why we became adventurers" in this episode, even if they didn't hamfist the friends list scene and the sorcerer UI thing this would be the biggest clue that he doesn't understand that none of the people he's talking to actually gave a shit about his world until they started living in it
That's the thing about crusty bread. Gotta slice through it or soften it up first. Good bread doesn't crumble anyway.
Let's not go there, he wasn't real in the first place.
Till the adventurers basically brought him to live when the pictures became reality.
Maybe he is spaghetti
I wish. that looks delicious
>No one has the heart to tell him his entire backstory was invented for a cute meta-joke quest "I want to be an adventurer!"
Not even baked spaghetti is crusty.
ALL THE FUCKING TIME
All the weird bullying possibilities.
Raw it is crusty, and it becomes softened in process.
No. Raw it is CRUNCHY. Crusty means having a thick exterior and a soft center.
I will give you a thick exterior and soft center to talk about
Just grind them level out anon, You'll be fucking more Shrine Maidens than Souji in no time.
Will a bodily change potion be needed?
>Visit FFXIV for the free weekend
>Get an appearance change potion for having owned the game before the reboot
...LIVIN IN THE DATABASE WOW WOW WOW
It's so great how Minori is turning into mini-Shiroe.
One thing I wasn't sure about. Is Isuzu aware of Rudy's status now? She tried adding him to her list and it didn't work. Presumably he had to explain why to her. And this episode she kept jumping up to stop him whenever he would suggest doing something that would put him in danger, so I'm pretty sure she does know.
I don't discriminate
I do. But am willing to quaff a potion.
Everyone knows, they're just waiting for him to come out like a gay kid terrified his parents will hate him
>Don't worry about it. Probably something wrong with my menus.
>Let's just go to sleep for now and I'll ask Shiroe when he's awake tomorrow.
Yes, she knows.
I really don't think everyone knows or they wouldn't condone sending him off to battle or even have let him go into the dungeon.
you're moms a quaff
Sorry about the slowpoke, but I'm catching up just now.
>Serara has a stuffed kitty
I am willing to let you prepare what you need to prepare.
>I didn't notice
muh perception it is failing me, at last, I have fallen
Krusty named his guild by spamming the D key until the game would accept it as a name. He's not exactly the roleplaying type of guy.
Combat guilds gonna combat.
I would stuff her kitty, if you know what I mean.
>Crusty will never give Raynesia the DDD.
>She will forever be imoutozoned
>Nyanta will never give Serara the barbed cat D
>She will forever be daughteruzoned
>Shiroe will never give Minori the gryphon ride
>She will forever be apprenticezoned
>Naotsugu will never give Tetra the castle of stone
>She will forever be brozoned
>Mamare will never be loved by Mamare imouto
>He will forever have mismatching shoes
Don't often see taxidermists around here.
>Shiroe will never give Minori the gryphon ride
This one is way too forced and no one cares.
>I want to play RO again but it's currently infested with toxic, tryhard casual gamers
and 16 years old couples. I started playing some months ago and the couples were what I found the most annoying... wish we had a /a/ only server
Who cares about Minori?
He needs to get him some of the legal-loli or the Christmas Cake.
>She will forever be apprenticezoned
She becomes a pretty damn competent Shiroe 2.0 though.
All the time. Even when they aren't on.
I would do it for you.
megane a shit though
If I went into a game I'd have to commission a pair of specs for this reason. or wear goggles.
Did anyone ever try to slap on a Brazzers logo on this?
Shiroe only likes little girls, so it's kind of hilarious how a guy in his late 20s has no real life friends immediately gets a flagrantly illegal harem almost instantly after the apocalypse. If he was this likeable in real life the pariah schtick would be a hilarious joke
Nowhere in all of the source material do the cities actually care that the players may be underage for anything because characters can appear any way the player wants
>megane a shit
Those are fighting words, mongrel
Shiroe has to get over Kanami first.
>Elf in the pic
Isn't that already redundant?
The only reason you said that phrase is because I said it multiple times the past few days, I am your master.
>You will never tell her the punchline
Which is stupid to call Shiroe a lolicon when They've got people with the minds of twelve year olds running around looking like Maryele. People are stupid. I understand that. What I truly don't understand is people calling him a two timer when he had both girls with him at the same time.
Her hair is blocking it. It's not patently obvious
Its part of his city cred as 'the black heart glasses'
He's about to get his fight on, he's hyped to do some murdering monsters
So, seeing has large these threads get, is Log Horizon any good?
You might want to read Anon. Some surprises are in store for you.
The things I would do.
If Shiroe had copped a feel, would she let it slide, get angry, or grind against him.
I-I would stuff y-your kitty i-if that's alright with you anon.
Where can I?
Grind, probably. She wants the Shiroe dick, she just doesn't think she's pretty enough because she spends her days hanging around with pic related.
How lewd, imagine her using her bard skills to perform a dance that perfectly hides her hand when she stuffs it down Shiroe's pants to jerk him off all while in the middle of a ballroom dance
I can't wear contacts because I keep poking myself in the face trying to /glassesadjust. I just gave up after like a week and went back to superior glasses.
She'd graze her cheek against his, and whisper in his ear
>Shiroe-sama, we must keep a noble appearance. Keep your hands innocent until the after party.
So how many of you adjust your glasses when seeing someone else adjust theirs?
I don't wear glasses
WE GET STUCK IN A LOOP
I agree, I mean, he looks like some sort of badass knight leader of people and with a shit name like Krusty, I always laught a bit
>I always laught a bit
Me too. Especially when the landers call him, without any hint of irony, Krusty-sama.
Time to get stuck in a loop I guess
Bless you anon, you're doing God's work.
Can you imagine If anyone who gets the reference, in universe, shows up
>yfw some American Adventurers spend all their time when they are near Krusty and any Lander nobles just cracking Simpson's jokes
Or some Lander naming their son after some adventurer who helped them xXxDarkEdgeXx_Jr.
>"Hey Krusty-san, I sleep in a racing car, do you?"
I haven't noticed many of those, actually. As in, strange names. A lot of people seemed to name their characters similarly to their names in real life, though.
What language are they all supposed to be speaking in-game? English? Japanese?
Well you see all these Japanese names on a western server, shouldn't be surprising that they'd use western names on theirs too.
Wonder how much of a westaboo William=Massachusetts is, though. Or maybe his whole guild are a bunch are a bunch of westaboos, even.
might be game language. in WoW alliance characters all know common but you can switch to using nelf or dranei for text if you're that race. same for horde side.
The game had a built-in language translator.
If you translate that to the real world, its probably akin to Star Wars language logic i.e. You can speak japanese to an american, he understands you, responds back in english, and you understand every word, and reply back in japanese.
I don't know why your family kept a cake in the freezer for 28 years, but I'm sure it's not for you to go American Pie with it.
The game, before and after the Catastrophe, had a built in translator, though it was not perfect, which causes some awkwardness in conversations as words lag behind the mouth movements
Mamare did that for storytelling reasons. It'd a lot harder to take a story serious when characters are called [MLG]Prozord or 420_weed_lord
(Serara) "I've come this far . . ."
(Scary Voice) ". . . page, second page"
Second from Top Right:
(Serara) "So this is Shiroe's room?"
(Scary Voice) "Third page"
Third from Top Right:
(Scary Voice) "Fifth page, sixth page"
(Scary Voice) "Ninth page"
Small Panel directly beneath Top Right:
(Scary Voice) "Tenth page"
Main Center Panel:
(Shiroe) "I'M (STILL*) SHORT ONE FUCKING PAGE OF THESE DOOOOOCUUUUUUUUMEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS!"
(Little Box over Serara's head) "Serara"
Bottom Right Panel:
(Shiroe) "Oh? If it isn't Serara? What's going on?"
Bottom Left Panel:
*Implied, as if he's been counting these over and over. Also, this is definitely in reference to the ghost story of Okiku. Okiku's mistress, the wife of the lord, was jealous of her husband eyeing Okiku, so she broke one plate in a set of her husband's beloved plates, and blamed Okiku for it, so the lord chucked Okiku down a well as punishment. At Himeji Castle, its said that you can still hear her counting the plates and wondering with horror where the last plate is.
what about ohmfriedrice?
>The third son of a corrupted noble family, Rundelhaus Cord, nicknamed Rudie, was one of the People of the Land inhabiting the world of Elder Tale. As he grew up, he was captivated by the freedom and sense of justice of adventurers who fought for his people. After the Apocalypse, this admiration subsequently led to him taking on the guise of an adventurer.
You live in the DATABASE?
Fucking Japan throwing people down wells just for a goddamn set of plates
Italy has a similar story, except with a slave and the slave is eaten alive by moray eels.
Crusty would make a good waifu.
Is there something he can't do?
Remember his cat's name
Stay sane while fighting
Not being a pedophile
Furigana!? Holy shit, I need the raws of this.
That hit me hard
Not troll Raynesia.
Akatsuki is in college.
Shiroe is a lolicon
Now I want to see a knight in full plate with apron cooking.
Bring his mom back. Wait, wrong show.
Make it Isaac, with the spikes on his armor making holes in the apron and poking through.
That episode was really good. I felt like LH was finally getting boring, I enjoyed both the first 3 episodes and the burger politics arc, but now I see what it was working up to and I'm looking forward to the rest of the cour. Can't wait til next sautrday.
He'd wear as long as it adds more stat
They can choose the memory to lose, but they also lose the memory of going to the moon and that they were able to choose which memory to lose.
I used to glasses adjust from the side, like a pleb, but now I do it in the middle like LH taught me to. I'm a NEET so it's not like I'll embarrass myself by roleplaying as my favorite megane characters.
2 fingers on the right side is the best adjustment, though.
Really? I never see them do it in muh animes but it just felt most natural to me. It gives you the most residual access to your earlobes.
Shouldn't you be off dressing up Akatsuki?
I don't know if it was discussed before, but I'm hoping that somewhere there's going to be the creators of the game involved (or at least guys with minor jobs like making splash art/writing lore). It's not too crazy to assume they would play their own game, right?
>not using the last knuckle of your pointer finger for /glassesadjust
Didn't one of the jewguild leaders do it like that too?
>Choose from one of the following memories
>How to fap with only one hand
Well, the game is 20 years old, so most of the original team is probably gone, and the Apocolypse happened at the launch of an expansion pack, so anyone working on the game was probably working, making the release go smoothly, rather than playing.
>not using your pinky for glassesadjust
a true patrician turns his head and adjusts with his shoulder. Try it.
Which is jewguild? I don't come here often.
A retarded weirdo maybe.
I tried it and I feel like I tried to lick my elbow.
DnDfags forcing their shit into everything. Surprisingly, not everyone falls into one of your nine precious categories.
>Having to choose between stats and looks
My greatest nightmare.
>Prioritizing looks over stats
Fucking scrub, this isn't a fashion show
So instead you want to pick up an MMO at launch when it has almost no content? Best time to start is around the second expansion when problems in the main game have been fixed and with two expansions there is now enough content to last more than a week.
Yeah, you can finish RO2 and get basic end game gears in less than a week. Shit was a bummer
Fuck you, I want to be a cute little girl.
High chance it would be Kaname
Don't forget the Americans destroyed their cathedrals as well...!
>not being the little girl that slaps everyone's shit with min-maxed gear and perfect execution
There's no reason I can't look good while doing it.
Not all games have transmog or a similar system.
There's also that thing where the majority of the best gear looks over the top silly or like absolute shit.
If you're talking about the parts I think you are that's anime original. Half of this episode was anime original to prop minori up when the noob party was being sent to the town to warn everyone . All the outlying houses were evacuated. We missed out on guerrilla warfare in the dead of night, nyanta x Naogotsu razing goblin ranks, and princess NEET time for at least a week for the sole purpose of trying to make minori look cool
But doesn't that start next episode
>I have a character named Goen Balsdeepe
She has a monologue about her "love" for Akatsuki not being the romantic one.
She also has a monologue about being romanticlly interested in Shiroe's D but not working on it because she thinks she's inferior to the loli or something.
Basicaly "ara ara who would want an old lady like me" but she's in her early 20s.
Sure and that's one of the reasons indian rice is superior.
everything they add pushes back future stuff so even if it wasn't coming net episode then we lost the second next episode. But the anime original discussion/travel part could have been a total of ten seconds and the next chapters were exactly what i described. I went to check that last night because i was going wtf at the doll/town scene.. Minori delayed our WAR chapters and we lost NEET conversations
1 tank 2 healers 1 dps 1dps/tank hybrid 1shiroe
Considering Naotsugu is probably not the main tank of the raid, that's a pretty weird party setup.
Well, she's 28. that's not early 20s at all.
Also, she is very aware Shiroe is younger than her and can see Akatasuki and Minori has thing for the blackheart glasses.
>mfw partying with online friends meant our party is never balanced
I always main ranged DPS, a buddy always rolls a tank and the last one always picks AoE nuker.
In the end, we somehow make it work.