Is it just me, or does it seem like this year's election is playing out like a shounen manga. Certainly the democratic primary seems like it's stuck in a typical semi final match.
needs tournament arc
If you're an Obama fan, it will certainly feel like you're stuck in Namek.
what happened to that presidential dating sim?
The whole election is the tournament arc, McCain is the final boss.
In b4 presidential candidate dating sim.
Hillary will win on superdelegates, leading to a massive amount of "wtf?" and "BAWWWWW." Democrats will be disgusted by this turn of events and will not turn out for the election, leading to a stupidly close Hillary/McCain fight, which Hillary will win anyway.
It's basically like Bleach.
Barak is going to get the nomination and MaCain will win the election.
Ron Paul will come out of nowhere with power level over 9000 and kill all the other candidates.
McCain = Tonegawa
Bush = Potato nose
Obama = Kaiji
Hillary = Andou
It's called Eagle.
I've got an idea, a manga about a Japanese American running for president of the United States. That'll definitely be more interesting than your run of the mill harem or super power shit.
Potato Nose seems smart though.
That doesn't make sense.
Ron Paul is Aizen
I think it's more like the Melancholy of Hiliary Clinton. Obama is Kyon, Romney is the mysterious transfer student, John Edwards is moe time traveler, and Ron Paul is the alien.
The last I heard of the presidential dating sim was like two months ago.
LOOKS LIKE TEAM NADER IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Obama becomes president, but he is forced to deal with another villain lurking in the shadows.
Ron Paul arc.
so whats nader?
a plot twist?
Hillary is yan.
Why isn't there an anime based on Stephen Colbert?
Stop giving Ron Paul so much credit, Ron Paul is that one band member who appeared for 1 minute. He's not even Tsuruya.
Nader is Mr. Satan
Woah thanks, I had no idea this existed.
Nader's that character that only appears now again to fuck everyone's shit up then leave to be forgotten until the next time.
LOL, Ron Paul
Oh. And Ron Paul=Attenborough.
Ron Paul,Deux Machina?
Hillary=Genome (Will be defeated by Obama, then join against greater evil)
Kusinich=Kamina (Would have been better than Obama, but defeated early)
Mccain=Anti Spiral (Ultimate evil, despite not really being that bad as far as the Right goes.)
Quiet, the amerikkkans are talking.
So, Grimmjow then?
Except, you know, people actually know who Kamina was.
Kamina is either Bill Clinton or Edwards.
What the fuck?
Kamina is Bill Clinton. A ho gave him the kiss of death.
Nader is Happosai.
Okay. Then Kusinich is Kittan
So what will the training arc consist of.
Al Gore = Seijuro Hiko
He could've ended this shit a long time ago, but he wants his worthless pupils to fix their own problems
Who's Kenshin? Dennis Kucinich?
Training arc was Billary sucking dicks in the senate and Obama's keynote.
Chris Matthews will knock down Obama's door and drag him off to some forgotten library, where he will quiz Obama on every candidate since the 50's, in preparation for the debates against John McCain.
Who is Huckabee?
John McCain is Saito, he'll try and fuck Hillary's (or Obama's) shit up, but eventually he'll lose.
Huckabee is Zechs Merquise, the tragic hero.
McCain's amusing sidekick.
He cooks squirrels, there isn't an anime equivalent for him.
In before Obama rescues the Pope.
...and the world fell apart
With Hillary in the background.
Nah, that's Putin's successor Medvedev.
How come Russians have such awesome names?
Better yet, in a coup, a mysterious Russian woman with a burn scar on her face takes control of Russia.
>How come Russians have such awesome names?
Because the country is GAR.
Steven Colbert is the most humorless sack of shit I've ever seen get his own show.
And some of 4chan actually likes it.
No Anon, you just don't have a sense of humor.
Humor is not subjective.
Does he get a DFC and a maid in his harem?