Which shingeki would make the best dad and why would it be Bert?
The father who's eaten his children can no longer be a bad father.
He's caring and strong-willed, as evidenced by his constant watching over Reiner and making sure that he doesn't get into any stupid identity-forgetting shenaningans. He'd certainly make a better dad than Jean, whose children would probably hate and attempt to repress him for being such a clowny cunt of a person.
Also, his children would get massive cool kids status for having such a DILF for a father.
Armin would make best dad and best mom.
I love you too, Annie.
Now hush and go back to sleep.
>not being raised by Christoria and Ymir
Check your privilege CIS scum
>Which shingeki would make the best dad
Nigga they're all like 15
Are you implying 15-yeard olds can't have children in an apocalyptic world?
/u/ here, I am okay with this
>his constant watching over Reiner and making sure that he doesn't get into any stupid identity-forgetting shenaningans
This is a joke right? He didn't do shit when Reiner went into his delusions. All he did was look sad and only said something when someone else prompted him to.
Never forget Bort's bravery and strong-will
Reiner would "play" the dad part the best though I would think he might crack down at times and hit mom occasionally.
Armin is great granpa material, wise beyond his years and knows a lot of stories.
Jean would be a okay weekends dad, taking you to fish and stuff.
Bert is too cold and distant to be dad material imo.
Ymir as a dad would be the cutest thing ever.
Ymir fucked up and ate the wrong guy.
More like Marcel fucked up and sacrificed himself instead of Bert.
>crack down at times and hit mom occasionally
He wouldn't hurt anyone he actually loves or cares about.
I think he would as a means to discipline that loved one, and maybe, he will end up taking it too far.
It's him who would get disciplined, he's close to being the resident butt monkey.
What did you want Marcel to throw Bert in front of Reiner?
It's his official name now, fuck off
Sorry, that's his official name and I like it more than Berick
No, more like I wanted Marcel to throw Bert inside Ymir's mouth and run away with Reiner.
I second this notion.
But how would they be different from Bert the spineless coward?
He would have made a reasonable choice actually.
Reiner best mom and dad.
Bert best parent accessory to make art of it look more cute.
>yfw you will never bear Bert's children
I would never want a father like Bert. No one actually likes him that much in squad 104. Eren already said he's a taciturn flunky, they don't even have a high opinion of him.
Reiner on the other hand would be a great dad.
And now that it's settled that Reiner is best dad, then who would be best mom?
Incestuous threesome art when?
Best dad: Mikasa
Best mom: Armin
Worst dad: Eren
Worst mom: Annie
>Worst mom: Annie
I beg to differ. Worst mom is Rosa.
There's only one way to solve this
I'm sure Jean wouldn't be a good dad
No child has ever been as happy as Historia was when she got bitchslapped across the garden.
Might this be the reason why she likes to be bullied?
She's okay with any kind of attention she gets.
Holy shit, these threads are slow.
Erwin is no family man.
More importantly, which Shingeki would make the best aidoru and why would it be Mikasa?
Erwin would toss his own children into the mouth of a titan if he thought he could benefit from it in some way.
Oh come on the answer to that one is so painfully obviously Historia it's not even funny.
More like Hatsune Ymiku.
Seriously though, it's Mikasa.
>Museum of ass
what would Mikasa sing about?
Yeah so how is Mikarin better than Hatsune Ymiku?
Most beautiful girl
All her songs would be about Christa so it just depends on what you want to hear.
I don't think anyone nose why you would even think that.
Just because you don't like him doesn't make it a reasonable choice.
Watch your hand Reiner
Why no Marco tho?
marco a ded
But isn't his hand on Bert's and Jean's shoulders?
It's also very close to Sasha's butt.
Minimum age of entry for policia is 18.
As if he would touch inferior butts.
>Note the sharpness/slackness of each person’s salute, namely the angle of their left arms. Now think…Who has the strongest will to fight and serve in the line of duty? Who here is in it for their own personal reasons?…And who here has more dubious intentions in mind?
Did I do good /a/?
Just trying to spread the v that Erwin is indeed best shingeki and husbando and would make a good dad
We follow the Erwinism path.
>Who has the strongest will to fight and serve in the line of duty?
Mikasa, Reiner, Jean, Connie, Sasha
>Who here is in it for their own personal reasons?
Eren, Marco and Christa?
>And who here has more dubious intentions in mind?
Annie and Bert
Eh, kinda farfetched, don't you think?
>Who has the strongest will to fight and serve in the line of duty?
That would be Eren, Marco and Christa.
Anybody have an image where Armin and Ymir aren't missing?
Mikasa at is only there because >muh Eren
Don't know but Mikasa as a mother and Levi as a father would be funny to watch.
There are no images like that
Oh shit you're right. Though aren't Eren and Historia also there for their own personal reasons? Erne wants to kill all them titans and get revenge on his mom and Historia seeks recognition.
You post wrong picture mate.
He needs a gold statue and virgins to sacrifice
Yeah, but Mikasa, Connie or Jean didn't really join the army, because they wanted to fight.
So you mean we have to sacrifice /a/?
I'm willing to sacrifice myself for him.
Is Levi dead yet?
Mikasa looks retarded
Well. she's kinda derpy.
I hope he is soon.
Oy vey Annie, stop asking this in every thread.
Fuck off Annie
Why must they always be so young? 15 years old? Really? Why not 18, 19 or even 20?
Get the hell back to your crystal and stop shitting up /pol/ too.
Did somebody say Annie thread?
I distinctly heard Jean thread, actually.
>Implying only Annie wants to see the manlet dead
This is a Petra thread
JIDF pls go
Wait, why would Annie want the manlet to die? It's the other way around.
Why Would Annie Want Her Older Brother Dead?
Anyone care to share something similar to Titan?
I'd like to watch more monsters beat the shit out of eachother
>Bert wants to fuck his daughteru
You tried, comic.
Where does that milk come from?
She wouldn't because it'd upset Erwin and Annie would never want to upset her father. Also Levi isn't Annie's brother, Connie is. But only Mikasa knows that because she's the one behind everything.
Was Mikasa the mother?
From the mother, of course.
No, she's Eren's split personality that he created to deal with the fact that Grisha touched him in that basement.
>not a pushover
>implying he's not just hungry for armin's boypussy
Who cares, it's cute as fuck.
He'd rather Armin's D
I pick both
Armin has a colossal dick which he will use to violate that filthy old man.
>implying you wouldn't worship dat ABC
Come on, Armin isn't like that.
It's not so cute when you realize that Bert wants to stick his dick in loli Annie.
Who said that's what he wants? Bert doesn't even know what sex is
He's that shy beta loser that always stands in the background - they are always the kinkiest and have the weirdest fetishes.
What the fuck are you talking about? Besides this comic was made before Bert's crush on Annie was revealed.
Why are you talking about yourself?
That's not Annie, that's Annie's and Bert's child.
ITT:OP makes a thread because he wants to share the pictures he just found
Annie is getting NTR'd hard then
Bert isn't like that. He really is ignorant.
But how can you know that if you're not a shy beta loser yourself?
He's a wanker.
This girl is Historia's sister and the legitimate child of Rhodes Reiss
But that's just Eren with longer hair...
I was on the military base today. I stopped by the commissary (military grocery store) to pick up a few things and I saw 3 girls (soldiers) running through the aisles cosplaying as Survey Corps members. It was out of fucking nowhere and weird as shit but they were all pretty hot. I was tempted to talk to them but I could feel my spaghetti about to spill. It was weird enough seeing trained soldiers dressed as anime characters but it would've gotten weirder watching them being chased by a black man holding soup and crackers.
Why are her eyebrows inside her eye cavities? It looks freaky as fuck.
Royal family, so probably a lot of inbreeding.
That is pretty cool.
while we're at it.
Should've taken a creepshot, man. You could always cosplay as Connie and have a legitimate and not as creepy excuse to talk to them.
>Yes, this is exactly how I interpret Connie as looking
come to think about it, i wonder if he'd even fit.
1,92 and 1,53...............
You should have run in their direction while screaming "the walls are titans"
Connie is also MtF tranny.
>the characters are already white
Cancer please go and stay go.
how do you pronounce "ymir"?
I want Tumblr to cease from existing.
>He's as dark as a Frenchman! He must be black!
It never gets old.
Im ( almost like in ) - ear
Watch the OVA
Found an example to expand upon
Eren and Armin would make such cute lovechildren.
I always thought it was pronounced "Yim Ear"
This really confuses me. I thought Levi was Mikasa at first but then I noticed he was wearing Armin's haircut.
It's a an old norse name, so to be specific you should roll the r. In norse mythology Ymir was the common ancestors of all Jotuns, big and with weird human characteristics. Odin and his brothers killed her/him and used her/his body to build the world and to separate the human world from the Ice giants world. Most people prob already know this but I wanted to get it out there to spark some discussion.
>you should roll the r
So what to do with the ''Y''
Well, in Swedish it would be pronounced as Y-mirr. Where the "y" is pronounced as, uh, I can't really come up with a good phonological comparison at the moment, but kinda like "ee" with a more y-ish sound to it, ja. The "i" would be pronounced the same as in "is", and as you said, the "r" should be rolled.
He's the best at sweating.
Same as in
but the Y should "last longer", don't know the english word for it.
I still don't get it. Should it be pronounced Yimir, Yamir or Yumir?
Google translate has shit Norwegian/Swedish/Islandic pronunciation, this was the closest Icould get
This is closer to how it's actually said. Just less weirdly robotic and fast.
yeah, probably as close as we can get with google translate
Why don't you record your own voice and post it here?
I think It should be translated backwards? If I do so I get an old lady voice saying "emer"
3 weeks left.
Because it is 2:54 am where I live and I live with 4 roommates. I can do it in the morning if I remember it
This one is better
the pronunciation is the untranslated Swedish one on the left
More like 2 weeks
>it's already been 2 weeks since the last chapter
Why no Bert/Annie canon post today?
So we can all agree that Erwin/Annie is canon?
I wonder if next chapter will just cut to them in their next hiding place with a one panel flashback for what happened in the factory.
Do they even have a place planned for hiding? They are still in Trost, right?
Does anyone feel like the pacing has picked up a bit?
what am i looking at
Just answer the questions anon.
Goodbye awful thread.
>Not Erwin/Reiner for delicious bara action
It deserves to die. It was a shit thread from the beginning.
Yes they are still in Trost somewhere but I dont think they are going to leave any witnesses.
Levi will fuck up the mission and Armin will deliver the final blow to Molestor-chan
>Levi will fuck up the mission
That ankle, huh? It's going to get someone killed.
They shouldn't be killing Molester-chan until they get a little more information from him though.
Of course the final blow will occur after they gathered info but I have a strange feeling that ankle will be shot off to match Erwins arm