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Step 1: Choose a show summary or a post on /a/
Step 2: Go to http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php
Step 3: Gizoogle that shit
Step 4: Post results.
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>In 1880s Great Britain, tha lil' Jonathan Joestar meets his freshly smoked up adopted brutha Dio Brando whoz ass only wants ta usurp Jonathan as heir ta tha Joestar crew. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat his thugged-out attempts is thwarted n' when he resorts ta rockin a ancient stone mask, it transforms his ass tha fuck into a vampire. Jonathan, wit Italian Ripple masta Will A. Zeppeli n' forma street thug Robert E.O. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Speedwagon at his side, must now stop at not a god damn thang ta destroy Dio now dat his sights is set on not a god damn thang less than ghetto domination.
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It be tha year A.D. 2307. Fossil fuels on Ghetto done been depleted entirely, wit mankind turnin ta tha next available juice source: solar juice. Durin dis time, 3 orbital elevators wit solar juice generation systems is built, each under control by tha Union of Solar Juice n' Jacked Nations (formerly United Hoodz of America), tha Human Reform League (Russia, China n' India) n' tha Advanced European Union. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat not all ghettos is able ta trip off tha benefitz of dis system, leadin ta widespread resentment n' war fo' realz. Arisin outta tha conflict, a mysterious military organization known as Celestial Bein appears, all bout end all warfare rockin Mobile Suits called Gundam. This begins tha storiez of Gundam Meistas (pilots) Setsuna F. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seiei, Lockon Stratos, Allelujah Haptizzle n' Tiera Erde as they is thrown tha fuck into conflict between tha 3 superpowers n' tha various other factions.
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As a lil' child, Yuuichi Aizawa had often hit up his cousin up in tha hood. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat suttin' drastic happened ta keep his ass away fo' seven long years. Now, Yuuichi returns, his crazy-ass memoriez of dem minutes is simply gone.

Settlin tha fuck into tha wintry town, Yuuichi comes across nuff muthafuckin lil' girls, all of whom is connected ta his thugged-out lil' past fo' realz. As his thugged-out lil' punk-ass befriendz dem n' continues ta interact wit them, tha long forgotten memories from his childhood begin ta resurface...
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Durin summer vacation, Tamotsu is on break from work happens ta git on over ta a particular cafe. Well shiiiit, it be at dis cafe dat Tamotsu meets Pico, whoz ass works there fo' his wild lil' freakadelic grandfather n' shit. Tamotsu instantly falls fo' Pico, believin dat Pico be a hoe cuz of his wild lil' feminine appearance. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat ta his fuckin lil' disbelief, Pico fronts he straight-up be a muthafucka. Undeterred, Tamotsu pursues a horny-ass relationshizzle wit Pico, ta a extent where he even persuades Pico tha fuck into bustin hoe clothes. When Pico asks what tha fuck is tha pimpin' muthafucka ta Tamotsu, he findz his dirty ass unable ta answer...
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Makoto Ito rides tha train ta n' from school every last muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat all up in tha beginnin of his second term, he falls up in ludd wit a funky-ass dope hoe dat also rides tha train. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Unfortunately, da hoe barely knowz of his wild lil' fuckin existence yo. Her name is Kotonoha Katsura, n' though they git all up in tha same school, they is not up in tha same class. In a attempt ta catch her eye, Makoto enlists tha aid of a cold-ass lil close biatch playa of his: Sekai Saionji. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch helps him, despite tha fact dat she-unbeknownst ta Makoto-is up in ludd wit his muthafuckin ass. Thus tha three is bound up in a ludd triangle of game-changin proportions.
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At tha start of tha 21st century, a ghetto war breaks out, leavin tha environment almost destroyed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Mankind leaves Earth, settlin on other hoods, startin tha Star Calendar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Entertainment becomes outlawed, cuz of its influence on people. 48 muthafuckin years later, a crew dat shone all up in tha final minutez of Earth, named AKB48, is resurrected as AKB0048. Labeled as terrorists, these "idols whoz ass come ta peep you" put on guerrilla lives on hoodz where entertainment is forbidden. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

>idols whoz ass come ta peep you
PFUHAHAHAHA
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In a high school where hustlas possess uniforms dat give dem various powers n' abilities, hustla council prez Kiryuuin Satsuki rulez by force. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a transfer hustla named Matoi Ryuuko standz up in her way, wieldin a scissor sword n' a possessed school uniform.
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Kuroki Tomoko be a supa popular, high school hoe whoz ass has had 50 muthafuckin yearz of pimpin experience n' 100 thugs... up in tha Otome game ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha real ghetto, she be a 15-year-old shut-in whoz ass has all of tha qualitizzlez of a "mojo" (a gloomy or unpopular biatch).

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat when school aint goin as she expected, n' she aint as ghettofab as dat freaky freaky biatch had thought dat biiiiatch was, dat dunkadelic hoe takes a peep her muthafuckin ass up in tha mirror fo' tha last time up in all dem years, n' has some shockin revelations...
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reposting a classic:

Da Ghetto Dogg Only Knows

Mackin sim masta Keima Katsuragi wants not a god damn thang mo' than ta immerse his dirty ass up in tha 2D ghetto, chasin digital hoes. But when tha so-called "Capturin God" lyrics a mysterious email from a unknown sender, Keima findz his dirty ass chasin down real-life ladies up in a attempt ta help tha peppy demon Elsie de Lute Irma capture "lost souls" escaped from tha depthz of hell. Now, lest tha explosive collar round his neck detonate, Keima must convince various hoes ta fall up in ludd wit his ass up in order ta scare up tha souls hidin up in they hearts.
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Yo Faggots,

Hoes call me John, n' I don't give a fuck bout every last muthafuckin single one of yo thugged-out ass fo' realz. All of yo ass is fat, retarded, no-lifes whoz ass spend every last muthafuckin second of they dizzle lookin at wack ass pictures. Yo ass is every last muthafuckin thang wack up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Honestly, have any of y'all eva gotten any pussaaaaay, biatch? I mean, I guess itz funk makin funk of playas cuz of yo' own insecuritizzles yo, but you all take ta a whole freshly smoked up level. This is even worse than jerkin off ta pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger n' shit. Just hit me wit yo' dopest shot. I be pretty much perfect. I was captain of tha footbizzle crew, n' starter on mah basketbizzle crew. What game do you play, other than "jack off ta naked drawn Japanese people", biatch? I also git straight A's, n' gotz a funky-ass bangin bangin' hoe (Bitch just blew me; Shiznit was SO chedda). Yo ass be all playas whoz ass should just bust a cap up in yourselves. Thanks fo' listening.

Pic Related: It aint nuthin but me n' mah biiiatch
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Gomenasai, hoes call me Ken-Sama

I be a 27 year oldschool Gangsta Otaku (Anime hustla fo' you gaijins). I draw Anime n' Manga on mah tablet, n' spend mah minutes perfectin mah art n' playin superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train wit mah Katana every last muthafuckin day, dis superior weapon can cut clean all up in steel cuz it is folded over a thousand times, n' is vastly superior ta any other weapon on earth. I gots mah sword license two muthafuckin years ago, n' I done been gettin mo' betta every last muthafuckin day.

I drop a rhyme Japanese fluently, both Kanji n' tha Osaka dialect, n' I write fluently as well. I know every last muthafuckin thang bout Japanese history n' they bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I git mah Japanese visa, I be movin ta Tokyo ta git all up in a prestigious High School ta learn mo' bout they magnificent culture. I hope I can become a animator fo' Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own nuff muthafuckin kimonos, which I wear round town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I wanna git used ta bustin dem before I move ta Japan, so I can fit up in easier n' shit. I bow ta mah eldaz n' seniors n' drop a rhyme Japanese as often as I can yo, but rarely do mah playas manage ta respond.
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Hirasawa Yui, a young, carefree hoe enterin high school, has her imagination instantly captured when her big-ass booty sees a posta advertisin tha "Light Music Joint." Bein tha carefree hoe dat she is, she quickly signs up. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Yui has a problem, her ass is unable ta play a instrument.

When Yui goes ta tha clubroom ta explain, she greeted by tha other members: Ritsu, Mio, n' Tsumugi fo' realz. Although disheartened at Yuiz lack of musical know-how, they still try ta convince her ta stay ta prevent tha clubz disbandment fo' realz. After playin Yui a short piece which re-ignites her imagination, they succeed up in keepin they freshly smoked up member n' turntablist.

Along wit tha taskz of school n' homework, Yui begins ta learn tha boombox wit tha help of tha other crew members, fuckin wit nuff mishaps along tha way. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat wit tha school gangbang drawin near n' Yui gettin stuck wit her practice, will tha Light Music Club be locked n loaded up in time fo' they debut?
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A lil' playa named Akitsu Masato is `captured` by a secret govt. project known as "Last Guardian" yo. Dude is holla'd at dat his wild lil' freakadelic game as a aiiight hustla was all a lie, n' dat his bangin real destiny is ta be tha pilot of a pimped out robot called "Zeorymer of tha Heavens". Da truth of dis is hammered up in when Masato sees his `parents` accept payment fo' raisin his muthafuckin ass. Da Last Guardian is preparin fo' tha resurrection of "Hau Dragon", a organization bent on ghetto conquest. 15 muthafuckin years ago, Hau Dragon built 8 pimped out robots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Each of tha mecha represents a gangbangin' force of nature. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat before any of tha robots could be used, they creater Kihara Masaki destroyed tha robots except fo' tha leader: Zeorymer n' shiznit yo. Dude took Zeorymer n' a embryo ta tha posse. Da embryo became tha pimp Masato. Now, Hau Dragon has rebuilt tha other 7 mecha n' wants tha 8th. Well shiiiit, it is ghon be up ta Masato n' Himuro ta pilot Zeorymer n' fight against tha Hau Dragon yo, but neither Masato or Himuro is all dat they seem.
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On August 10th of tha year 2010 tha Holy Empire of Britannia fuckin started a cold-ass lil campaign of conquest, its sights set on Japan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Operations was completed up in one month props ta Britanniaz deployment of freshly smoked up mobile humanoid armor vehiclez dubbed Knightmare Frames. Japanz muthafuckin rights n' identitizzle was stripped away, tha once proud as a muthafucka hood now referred ta as Area 11.
Lelouch, a exiled Imperial Pimp of Britannia posin as a hustla, findz his dirty ass up in tha ass of tha ongoin conflict fo' tha island nation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Through a cold-ass lil chizzle meetin wit a mysterious hoe named C.C., Lelouch gains his Geass, tha juice of tha mackdaddy. Now endowed wit absolute dominizzle over any person, Lelouch may finally realize his wild lil' freakadelic goal of brangin down Britannia from within!
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I died.
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Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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Da rap begins wit tha protagonist, Kogasaka You, movin back ta his hometown, which he left behind nuff muthafuckin muthafuckin years ago. Upon arriving, da perved-out muthafucka stumblez tha fuck into a abandoned, sealed observatory, whereupon he encountas a mysterious hoe whoz ass looks exactly like his childhood playa did muthafuckin years ago. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch introduces her muthafuckin ass as Mare, a shinigami whoz ass reaps nightmares.

Meanwhile, back at school, Yo ass endz up joinin tha astronomizzle club, which is up in desperate need of freshly smoked up thugz fo' realz. At night, his schmoooove ass continues ta git on over ta Mare all up in tha observatory, all tha while tryin ta remember a cold-ass lil certain one of mah thugss name...
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>>100476829
Naruto be a gateway anime of da most thugged-out shitty kind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It aint nuthin but a wack series, a cold-ass lil clusterfuck of rap n' characterization dat aint straight-up well done by any aspect yo, but which attempts ta compensate fo' its weaknesses by addin up in excessive shippin playary n' DARKNESS. Da aiiight anon can peep dis as tha shiznit it is, n' may trip off it, don't give a fuck bout it or be indifferent ta it yo, but all tha while recognizin dat tha series itself, regardless of they opinion, is plain bad.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat these straight-up aspects dat try ta smear over tha shiznit of its core make it a funky-ass humpin ground fo' aspie, unsociable underageb& playas whoz ass engage up in every last muthafuckin kind of playary both online n' up in tha real ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da superpowered charactas all tryin they hardest ta look cool, tha jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, tha whole ninja playary n' every last muthafuckin thang bout tha Naruto ghetto fuels they escapist fantasies, while tha pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, n' overall preachinizz of tha series make it fit just right wit tha mary-sueish drivez of yo' average preteen n' his sense of unwarranted self-importizzle towardz tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Exactly tha kind of shiznit dat make lil kiddies n' underageb& retardz smoke dis shiznit right tha fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series ta attract da most thugged-out hated anime fanbase known ta /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is tha responsibilitizzle of every last muthafuckin anon ta troll tha fuck outta dis show n' all dem fools dat likes it, n' ensure dat no Naruto threadz eva encourage tha newfriendz ta show they faces here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho.
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>>100476760
10/10, would laugh again.
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I should know what tha fuck I be rappin' about. I mah dirty ass commissioned a genuine katana up in Japan fo' 2,400,000 Yen (thatz bout $20,000) n' done been practicin wit it fo' almost 2 muthafuckin years now, nahmeean, biatch? I can even cut slabz of solid steel wit mah katana.
Japanese smiths spend muthafuckin years hustlin on a single katana n' fold it up ta a mazillion times ta produce tha finest blades known ta mankind.
Katanas is thrice as sharp as European swordz n' thrice as hard fo' dat matter like a muthafucka fo' realz. Anythang a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut all up in mo' betta n' shit. I be pretty shizzle a katana could easily bisect a knight bustin full plate wit a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquerin Japan, biatch? Thatz right, they was too scared ta fight tha disciplined Samurai n' they katanaz of destruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Even up in Ghetto Battle Pt II, Gangsta soldiers targeted tha pimps wit tha katanas first cuz they cappin' juice was feared n' bigged up.
So what tha fuck is I saying, biatch? Katanas is simply tha dopest sword dat tha ghetto has eva seen.
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Yuna Kagurazaka won tha interstellar Galaxy Fraulein contest ta become tha Guardian of tha Light fo' realz. After defeatin nuff muthafuckin threats ta galactic peace (As peeped up in tha PC Engine games), oldschool enemies have framed Yuna fo' comin' at n' demolishin her hometown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yunaz playaz now must attempt ta rescue her from her pendin execution, wit funny-ass thangs up in dis biatch.
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Im lookin fo' a funky-ass bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese fo' pink) or any hoe color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it has ta be of 2 or mo' kotoba (thats japanese fo' 2 compartments) n' has be be chibi (small) sized. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And has ta be straight-up kawaii (cute) fo' realz. Also It has ta be bout 10-20 bux fo' realz. And you gotta post pics of it first (i wanna make shure itz kawaii [cute]) fo' realz. And it would be sick if it came wit matchin chopstick holda (WITH chopsticks). OH! n' it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made outta plastic. Well shiiiit, it has ta be made of ceramic, or suttin' like dis shiznit fo' realz. Also it would be sick if dat shiznit was made up in japan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. n' not up in china or corea (korea) or whatever n' shit. I have found a funky-ass bento box similar ta tha one im describin up in e-bay yo, but dat shiznit was 1 kotoba, n' i dont want mah gohan (rice) ta bust a nut on mah other thangs (it can git wet n' i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks mo' kawaii)
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In tha year 2015, tha Angels, huge, tremendously powerful, alien war machines, step tha fuck up in Tokyo fo' tha second time. Da only hope fo' Mankindz game lies up in tha Evangelion, a humanoid fightin machine pimped by NERV, a special United Nations agency. Capable of withstandin anythang tha Angels can dish out, tha Evangelionz one drawback lies up in tha limited number of playas able ta pilot em. Only a handful of teenagers, all born fourteen muthafuckin years ago, nine months afta tha Angels first rocked up, is able ta intercourse wit tha Evangelion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One such teenager is Shinji Ikari, whose daddy headz tha NERV crew dat pimped n' maintains tha Evangelion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Thrust tha fuck into a maelstrom of battle n' events dat da ruffneck do not understand, Shinji is forced ta plumb tha depthz of his own inner resources fo' tha courage n' strength ta not only fight yo, but ta survive, or risk losin every last muthafuckin thang.
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Da series takes place up in tha near future, when it is possible ta instantaneously measure n' quantify a personz state of mind n' personality. This shiznit is recorded n' processed, n' tha term "Psycho-Pass" refers ta a standard used ta measure a individualz being. Da rap centas round tha "enforcement fool" Shinya Kougami, whoz ass is taxed wit managin crime up in such a ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

In tha future, it is possible ta quantitatively measure a personz emotions, desires, n' every last muthafuckin inclination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In dis way, it be also possible ta measure a personz criminal tendency factor, which is used ta judge criminals.

This is tha rap of a crew of policemen all bout maintainin hood order n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of dem work up in tha Enforcement Division, responsible fo' tha apprehension of criminals, while others belong ta tha Supervisory Division which oversees they colleagues up in Enforcement.
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fuck you, ive raped playas fo' far less than all dis bullshit. you be thinkin you can fuckin come on /a/ n' just act like a gangbangin' fuckin hardass n' order playas around, biatch? Wack shizzle fo' you, fuckface yo, but tonights tha night yo' luck runs out. Yo ass fuckin tell ANYBODY on these forums what tha fuck ta do again, n' you goin ta smoke up tha hard way what tha fuck a gangbangin' fuckin basebizzle bat ta tha side of tha skull feels like. Think I be fuckin kidding, biatch? I have yo' IP, I know whoz ass yo ass is, n' Im mo' than willin ta settle dis argument grill ta fuckin grill. Yo ass call yo ass "Hooligan", biatch? We bout ta peep whoz tha hooligan when one of our asses is lyin grill down up in a pile of they own blood, shit, n' piss. Try n' order one of mah thugs on here around, n' peep what tha fuck fuckin happens ta yo thugged-out ass. I be normally a cold-ass lil calm muthafucka but when I need to, I be willin ta break some fuckin grill ta git mah point across, just fuckin test me you worthless sack of excrementizzle.
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Da deal of tha manga centas round Kaiman, whoz ass do not remember whoz ass da thug was before da thug was transfigured by a "Magic User". This transformation left his ass wit a reptilez head, n' a thugged-out desire ta smoke up tha real deal bout whoz ass he straight-up is fo' realz. Accompanied by Nikaido, his biatch companion, tha pimpin' muthafucka tracks down Magic Users up in tha Hole n' unceremoniously chomps down on they head, hopin ta smoke up whoz ass dat shiznit was dat put his ass up in dis state. One by one, they witnizz dis "second man" inside tha head of Kaiman, n' afta pullin dem back outta his crazy-ass grill he asks dem all tha same question...
"What did tha muthafucka inside mah grill say?"
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>>100475815
Step 1: Chizzle a show summary or a post on /a/
Step 2: Go ta http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php
Step 3: Gizoogle dat shit
Step 4: Post thangs up in dis biatch.
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Watch up fo' Taneli Daiz Vatanen
Da hood enemy of fansubbin #1
Dude is tha main responsible for...
☑ Crunchyroll
☑ HorribleSubs
☑ Makin ElitistFags quit
☑ Bustin' fansubbin yearly
☑ Hostile takeover of Commie
☑ Holdin subs hostage n' forcin playas ta use Commie
☑ Da pimpment of tha .H264 10-bit profile
☑ Da pimpment of tha future .H265 10-bit profile
☑ Attempted assassination of Coalgirls n' Sakura!Fish
☑ Attempted assassination of /a/ (ongoing)
☑ Successful assassination of ZeroYuki, Grumpy Jii-san, n' Ken-sama
☑ Successful assassination of Saki: Achiga-hen character, Onjouji Toki
☑ Successful assassination of tha authorz of ‘Kaze no Stigma’, ‘MM!’, n' 'Zero no Tsukaima'
☑ Successful assassination of Steve Jizzlez cuz Mac computas could not play 10-bit
☑ Shuttin down tha NyaaTorrents tracker
☑ Floodin Thailand ta increase HDD prices n' promote 10-bit vizzle
☑ Shuttin down Eri Kitamuraz Twizzle account
☑ Shuttin down BitGamer
☑ Soilin Game of Thrones wit unwatchable 10-bit
☑ Removin loli n' rape from TVTropes
☑ Ruinin a Q&A session wit Hadenaz Head of Public Relations
☑ Rotatin nuff muthafuckin virgins' velocidensitizzle n' didn't take responsibility
☑ Introducin Kentaro Miura ta iDOLM@STER, n' constantly distractin Yoshihiro Togashi
☑ Nuff homophobia
☑ Humiliatin Mitsuhiro Ichiki
☑ Tellin Matsuda not ta followin Lightz instructions not only up in tha Beijin Olympics but also London.
☑ Monopolizin Norio Wakamotoz signatures at Desucon Finland
☑ Suggestin Rotoscopin fo' Aku no Hana
☑ Eoten
☑ Convincin Anno ta drop 2.0 subplots up in favor of action ta show off 10bit compression
☑ Sabotagin straight-up legit encoders' efforts up in order ta make hobbyists look good

His illest goal is ta bust a cap up in anime.
But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat you can stop his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Spread dis list!
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Reported so hard mah reportin hand (right, fyi) gained a game of its own, clickin mah mouse rapidly fo' 3 minutes straight wit such a tenacitizzle it became clear arthiritis was tha least of mah worries, so clear was it dat I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND ta dis bizarre possession. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly mah mouse smashed all up in mah floor, pullin down mah report hand as a hapless hostage. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Smoke filled mah bedroom n' I raised up god knows how tha fuck nuff minutes later up in a lil' small-ass hood downtown of Aokigahara.

Da playaz of dis modest commune emerged slowly from they shacks, all of dem viewin me wit what tha fuck I can
only describe as suspicion mixed wit awe. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly they fuckin started throwin spears tha fuck into tha air n' hustlin towardz mah dirty ass. I SHAT BRICKS yo, but then they GRABBED ME n' LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praisin mah name n' humpin' mah dirty ass. Da chizzletan came down later n' over a gangbangin' feast-for-one explained I was ta be crowned Da Chosen One, tha Kamisama of Reportin foretold up in Nihonese folklore ta step tha fuck up in tha year 2012 fo' realz. At dis moment a oldschool Japanese biatch - she must've been 85 muthafuckin years oldschool at least - fuckin started bustin some kind of dance, spinnin round up in circlez whilst rappin "Sorairo Days" n' throwin confetti tha fuck into tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I was DOWN wit dis state of affairs, let me tell yo thugged-out ass.
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What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.
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Da rap takes place up in a tha fictionizzle metropoliz of Citizzle Z, Japan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da ghetto is full of strange monstas dat mysteriously step tha fuck up n' cause nuff fuck ups. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Saitama, tha protagonist, be a supa bangin pimp whoz ass easily defeats tha monstas or other villains wit one punch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat afta becomin too strong, Saitama becomes bugged out wit his thugged-out lil' powers n' be always tryin ta find stronger opponents whoz ass can fight his muthafuckin ass.

On his thugged-out adventures, he meets freshly smoked up playas, enemies, n' his own disciple, tha cyborg Genos, n' joins tha Pimp Association up in order ta bust hype fo' all of his thugged-out actions ta prevent evil. Despite defeatin nuff phat monstas dat even tha Pimp Association’s top heroes is unable ta defeat, Saitama strugglez ta bust respect.
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My fuckin olda sista is dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. January 20 is ghon be tha five year anniversary.

Us thugs was up in a cold-ass lil hoopty together when it happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch was rollin me ta mah high school so I could git all up in mah anime club meeting. This was a weekly routine fo' us, n' she never once complained bout takin me ta mah "cartoon club" cuz she knew I had a hard time makin playas.

Bitch was a pimped out person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sat all up in all tha anime I made her peep wit me, also without complaint. I don't be thinkin she was horny bout any of it yo, but her dope ass did coo bout how tha fuck "cute" mah playas up in mah shows were, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch thought L from Dirtnap Note was especially cute. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch holla'd I looked a shitload like his muthafuckin ass.

Us thugs was sideswiped by a thugged-out faded driver n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch took a dirt nap instantly. I was up in tha hospitizzle fo' a month, n' I still have blastin pains up in mah leg where dat shiznit was broken.

Mo' than that, I still have guilt. Ever since dat afternoon, I've felt a sicknizz inside me dat aint NEVER gonna go away. If it wasn't fo' mah wack fuckin anime club, mah sista would be kickin it todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! Biatch would still be a part of mah game.

Da faded driver survived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Without so much as a scratch yo. Dude was sentenced ta ten muthafuckin years on lockdown.

When he gets busted out, I be goin ta cappin' his muthafuckin ass.

Cherish yo' onees.
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In tha year 2015, tha Angels, huge, tremendously powerful, alien war machines, step tha fuck up in Tokyo fo' tha second time. Da only hope fo' Mankindz game lies up in tha Evangelion, a humanoid fightin machine pimped by NERV, a special United Nations agency. Capable of withstandin anythang tha Angels can dish out, tha Evangelionz one drawback lies up in tha limited number of playas able ta pilot em. Only a handful of teenagers, all born fourteen muthafuckin years ago, nine months afta tha Angels first rocked up, is able ta intercourse wit tha Evangelion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One such teenager is Shinji Ikari, whose daddy headz tha NERV crew dat pimped n' maintains tha Evangelion. Thrust tha fuck into a maelstrom of battle n' events dat da ruffneck do not understand, Shinji is forced ta plumb tha depthz of his own inner resources fo' tha courage n' strength ta not only fight yo, but ta survive, or risk losin every last muthafuckin thang.

>thang
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Hanekawa Tsubasa. 17 muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Female. Third year high school hustla. Class rep yo. Honor hustla. Braidz complete her front hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Glasses. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Serious, ta a gangbangin' fault. Goodness. Straight-up bright. Equally kind ta mah playas. Yes, if you aint straight-up faced her, if you aint straight-up been up in her presence, you won't understand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It aint nuthin but dat sort of thang dat can't be expressed up in a human language. In truth, if you wanna pass word of tha hoe called Hanekawa Tsubasa, you necessitate ta drop a rhyme tha tongue of tha gods. Or maybe dat of tha devil.
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Why you should not downlizzle anime.
Some known sources ta downlizzle anime:
Nyaa
BakaBT
TokyoToshokan
#news
AnimeTake
AnimeTosho
AnimeSenshi

I'ma now go up in depth bout why each one is shitty.


Nyaa be as suspicious as it sounds. There is freshly smoked up viruses called "catz" which stand fo' "Computer Anti-Tech Zebras". Zebras is code fo' Trojans (they look alike, hence tha name, n' cath soundz worse anyways).

BakaBT, as tha name suggests, make you realize yo ass be a idiot tha second you downlizzle something. Viruses fuckin galore.

TokyoToshokan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Toshokan straight-up means killa up in Japanese n' you can put dat on yo' toast. By rockin dis joint, a virus called Tokyo (Tomz Oldskool Komputer YUO OIP). (YUO n' OIP is some straight-up technical shit.) These render yo' computer useless.

#shizzle takes on a freshly smoked up form of downloadin called XDCC. Basically, you can peep anime as you downlizzle dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis means dat tha virus be also activated as it is downloaded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therefore, by tha time you finish watching, tha virus gonna git come ta itz final form, n' yo' computer compromised.

AnimeTake be also a giveaway. Just peep tha name. Yo ass git anime from it, it takes yo' underground identity. Thatz already wack enough.

AnimeTosho is wack fo' similar reasons ta TokyoToshokan.

AnimeSenshi. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Senshi is Japanese fo' warrior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. In other lyrics, it installs a virus dat entas yo' computer, sieges yo' firewall, n' cuts down all tha necessary filez fo' yo' computer.

Mediafire be a place where some hackers will upload anime fo' other playas ta download. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Don't believe these seemingly generous people. Da filez git up in n' sets all yo' media on fire.

In other lyrics, you should NOT downlizzle anime no matter what tha fuck you do.
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Lelouch Lamperouge be a exiled Britannian pimp whoz ass was busted as a funky-ass bargainin tool ta Japan, along wit his sista Nunnally Lamperouge, by his wild lil' father, Emperor Charlez zi Britannia, afta his crazy-ass mother, Marianne vi Britannia, was capped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When Marianne was murdered, Nunnally was set up as a gangbangin' false witness. Because of this, her sight n' her mobilitizzle ta strutt was taken from her n' shit. This make it hard as fuck fo' Lelouch cuz he must take care of her while on tha run up in Japan durin tha war fo' realz. After tha war up in tha ruinz of a Japanese hood tha pimpin' muthafucka then vows ta his Japanese playa Suzaku Kururugi dat da thug will one dizzle obliterate Britannia. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seven muthafuckin years later, Lelouch gets caught up in a terrorist battle n' findz a hoe called C.C. (C2), whoz ass saves Lelouchz game from tha Britannian Royal Guard, by bustin a cold-ass lil contract wit his ass dat grants Lelouch a juice known as Geass. This juice also known as tha Juice of tha Mackdaddy, allows his ass ta command mah playas ta do whatever da thug wants, whether bendin they will ta live, fight, or take a thugged-out dirtnap on his behalf - though only wit direct eye contact. Lelouch decides ta put his Geass ta use n' find tha thug whoz ass capped his crazy-ass mother, destroy tha Britannian Empire, n' ta create a funky-ass mo' betta ghetto where his younger sister, Nunnally, can live happily. In tha process, Lelouch becomes tha leader of tha resistizzle movement known as Da Black Knights under his thugged-out alter ego Zero, as he gains popularitizzle n' support among tha Japanese on his way towardz rebellion.
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Allow me ta interject fo' a moment. What you referrin ta as Linux, is up in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken ta callin it, GNU plus Linux. Linux aint a operatin system unto itself yo, but rather another free component of a gangbangin' straight-up functionin GNU system made useful by tha GNU corelibs, shell utilitizzles n' vital system components comprisin a gangbangin' full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer playas run a modified version of tha GNU system every last muthafuckin day, without realizin dat shit. Through a peculiar turn of events, tha version of GNU which is widely used todizzle is often called "Linux", n' nuff of its playas is not aware dat it is basically tha GNU system, pimped by tha GNU Project.

There straight-up be a Linux, n' these playas is rockin it yo, but it is just a part of tha system they use. Linux is tha kernel: tha program up in tha system dat allocates tha machinez resources ta tha other programs dat you run. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da kernel be a essential part of a operatin system yo, but useless by itself; it can only function up in tha context of a cold-ass lil complete operatin system. Linux is normally used up in combination wit tha GNU operatin system: tha whole system is basically GNU wit Linux added, or GNU/Linux fo' realz. All tha so-called "Linux" distributions is straight-up distributionz of GNU/Linux.
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Da rap revolves round tha Mahjong gamblin exploitz of Shigeru Akagi fo' realz. After a thugged-out dirtnap-defyin game of chicken one evenin up in 1958, Akagi nonchalantly entas a Yakuza Mahjong parlor ta shake tha cops' trail. Even unfamiliar wit tha rulez of Mahjong, his wild lil' freakadelic gamblin intuizzle is enough ta save a lil' small-ass time gambler, Nangou, n' grant his ass a seat all up in tha gamblin table fo' realz. As tha night progresses, tha stakes is raised both within tha game n' fo' Akagi, whoz ass is under tha suspicion of local police. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Akagi overcomes tha thang wit his cold-ass tactics, defiant of both game n' chance. When he leaves tha gamblin house, no one present is up in doubt of his wild lil' freakadelic smart-ass .

Durin tha rap arc, Akagi faces n' defeats nuff muthafuckin opponents up in Mahjong, each wit they own, distinct steez of play fo' realz. Akagiz smart-ass ultimately allows his ass victory, by defeatin tha "behind tha stage mackdaddy" of Japan n' becomin a legend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha rap bout tha game between Akagi n' Washizu is still on-going.
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Wimpy Sena Kobayakawa has been hustlin away from bullies all his wild lil' freakadelic game. But when tha footbizzle gear comes on, thangs chizzle-Senaz speed n' uncanny mobilitizzle ta elude big-ass bullies just might give his ass what tha fuck it takes ta become a pimped out high school footbizzle hero! Trip off all tha bone-crushin action n' slapstick comedy dat dis heartwarmin coming-of-age rap has ta offer n' shit.
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Ranma goes ta school wit Akane at Furinkan High, where he meets his bangin recurrin opponent Tatewaki Kuno, tha kendo crew captain whoz ass is boastful vain n' whoz ass be aggressively pursuin Akane yo, but whoz ass also falls up in ludd wit Ranmaz biatch form without eva discoverin his curse despite most other charactas knowin dat shit. Nerima serves as a funky-ass backdrop fo' mo' martial arts mayhem wit tha introduction of Ranmaz regular rivals, tha eternally lost Ryoga Hibiki whoz ass traveled half way across Japan gettin from tha front of his fuckin lil' doggy den ta tha back, where Ranma dropped three minutes waitin fo' his muthafuckin ass. Ryoga seekin revenge on Ranma fell tha fuck tha fuck into another sprang n' cold gin n juice now chizzlez his ass tha fuck into a piglet. Not knowin this, Akane be thinkin tha piglet be adorable but Ranma knows n' hates his ass fo' keepin dis secret n' takin advantage of tha thang. Da nearsighted Mousse whoz ass also fell tha fuck tha fuck into a pool n' becomes a thugged-out duck when he gets wet, n' Ranmaz straight-up energetic n' perverted grandmasta Happosai whoz ass spendz his cold-ass time jackin tha underwear of schoolgirls yo. His prospectizzle paramours include tha martial arts rhythmic gymnastics champion Kodachi Kuno, n' his second fiancee n' childhood playa Ukyo Kuonji tha okonomiyaki vendor, along wit tha Chinese Amazizzle Shampoo, supported by her pimped out-grandmutha Cologne fo' realz. As tha series progresses, tha school becomes mo' eccentric wit tha return of tha Hawaii-obsessed Principal Kuno n' tha placement of tha power-leechin alternatin child/adult Hinako Ninomiya as Ranmaz Gangsta mackdaddy.
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I wonder who actually reads all of these.
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>>100477497
N-not me!
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Man dis sh*t is so wack up in all kindsa muthafuckin motherfu*kin levels yo…I was rappin' ta one of mah white playaz n' da perved-out muthafucka busted mah crazy ass 3 vizzlez wit tha name only labeled "Boku" I holla'd ta dis dude, What’s dis sh*t, biatch? Dude just giggled n' holla'd "Just peep dem n' MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought dat shiznit was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I peeped tha straight-up original gangsta vizzle, I was like "Yo…..what tha fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED n' I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo……." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn’t fu*kin believe what tha fuck I just saw, Dat shiznit was like Satan gave me his thugged-out lil' porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just wanna rap all n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
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Youto Yokodera be always thankin bout his carnal desires yo, but no one acknowledges his ass as a pervert yo. Dude learns on some cold-ass lil pussaaaaay statue dat supposedly grants wishes. Da pimp goes ta pray dat da thug is ghon be able ta express his fuckin lustful thoughts whenever n' wherever da thug wants fo' realz. At tha statue, Youto encountas Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi, a hoe from his high school wit her own wish-that dat biiiiatch would not display her real intentions so readily.
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>>100477497
I wonder whoz ass straight-up readz all of these.
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They aren't forced ta git all up in her school yo, but Satsukiz system don't just exist at Hounnouji. Did yo dirty ass forget dat Satsuki is tryin ta enforce her ideologizzle on tha entire ghetto, biatch? Dat hoe even tryin ta "liberate" tha Osakans despite tha fact dat no-one there apparently has any problem wit tha current system.
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Da rap takes place up in Tokyo up in 2039, afta tha outbreak of tha "Apocalypse Virus" durin what tha fuck became known as tha "Lost Chrizzle" of 2029. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since then, Japan has been under tha control of tha multinationistic organization called GHQ.

Ouma Shu be a 17 year-old pimp whoz ass mistakenly obtains a rare n' pimped out juice n' shiznit yo. Dude can use dis power, "Da Right Hand of tha Mackdaddy," ta extract "voids," or tools/weapons dat is tha manifestationz of peoples' hearts.

Dude has been rather shy since a cold-ass lil childhood fuck up yo, but both his thugged-out lil' personalitizzle n' game chizzle forever when he meets a hoe named Yuzuriha Inori, a gangmember of tha rebel crew called "Funeral Parlor," whose thugz seek tha restoration of self-government up in Japan via tha oustin of GHQ.

>Da Right Hand of tha Mackdaddy
I'm not much longer for this world
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>>100477859
>Da Right Hand of tha Mackdaddy

Jesus christ
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>>100477571
Man dis shiet is so wack up in all kindsa muthafuckin levels yo…I was rappin' ta one of mah white playaz n' da perved-out muthafucka busted mah crazy ass 3 vizzlez wit tha name only labeled "Boku" I holla'd ta dis dude, What’s dis shit, biatch? Dude just giggled n' holla'd "Just peep dem n' MAKE SHIZZLE NO MUTHAFUCKA IS ROUND YOU WHEN WATCHIN IT!" Then I thought dat shiznit was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I peeped tha straight-up original gangsta vizzle, I was like "Yo…..what tha fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED n' I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo……." THEN THEY GOTS UP IN THA MOTHERFUCKIN HOOPTY N' THEN I HOLLA'D "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn’t fu*kin believe what tha fuck I just saw, Dat shiznit was like Satan gave me his thugged-out lil' porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHIN IT, THEN VIZZLE TWO N' DAT SHIZNIT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIZZLES…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIZZLES….AND DAT HOE SAW DEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN DAT NIZZLE TOOK DAT DAWG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YO' BI*CH WANTED TA BUST A NUT ON YOU BUT DAT BIIIIATCH WANTED TA SUTTIN' "DIFFERENT" N' DAT SHIZNIT WAS SO FU*KED UP N' CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHIN IT…AND THAT’S WHAT THA FUCK I FU*KIN DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIZZLE THREE…THREE NIZZLES…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! N' COCO WAS HIS NAME NIZZLE, COCO WAS HIS CRAZY-ASS MOTHERFU*KIN NAME!!!!!! OH MAH GOD,I AIN’T GOIN TA HEAVEN NIZZLES, I ALREADY SOLD MAH ASS TA LUCIFER!

So I Just wanna rap all n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do..DON’T PEEP A ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIZZLE, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT THA FUCK I’M SAYIN TA YOU NIZZLES!
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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a gangbangin' fool ta mah dirty ass
I thought dat I could
live fo' no one else
But now all up in all tha hurt & pain
It aint nuthin but time fo' me ta respect
the ones you love
mean mo' than anything
So wit sadnizz up in mah heart
(I) feel tha dopest thang I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whatz done is done it feels so bad
what once was aiiight now is sad
I be bout ta never ludd again
my ghetto is ending
I wish dat I could turn back time
cos now tha guilt be all mine
can't live without
the trust from dem you love
I know we can't forget tha past
you can't forget ludd & pride
because of that, itz cappin' me inside
It all returns ta nothing, all dat shiznit comes tumblin down, tumblin down, tumblin down
It all returns ta nothing, I just keep lettin me down, lettin me down, lettin me down
In mah ass of hearts
I know dat I called never ludd again
I've lost every last muthafuckin thang
everything
everythang dat mattas ta me, mattas up in dis ghetto
I wish dat I could turn back time
cos now tha guilt be all mine
can't live without
the trust from dem you love
I know we can't forget tha past
you can't forget ludd & pride
because of that, itz cappin' me inside
It all returns ta nothing, all dat shiznit comes tumblin down, tumblin down, tumblin down
It all returns ta nothing, I just keep lettin me down, lettin me down, lettin me down
It all returns ta nothing, all dat shiznit comes tumblin down, tumblin down, tumblin down
It all returns ta nothing, I just keep lettin me down, lettin me down, lettin me down
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>>100477988
>my ghetto is ending
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Best thread on /a/
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Maria Holic revolves round a high school hoe named Kanako Miyamae, whoz ass is scared of thugs n' breaks up in hives if a funky-ass pimp touches her n' shit. Durin her second year of high school, she enrolls up in a all-girls school hopin ta find a funky-ass biatch horny-ass partner n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat her ideal muthafucka, Mariya Shidō, turns up ta be a sadistic cross-dressin boy.
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>>100477859
>>100477901
Dude be a unsociable 17-year-old lil' playa whoz ass probably tendz ta stay outta peoplez way so as ta not cause dem any shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis chizzlez when he meets a hoe named Inori Yuzuriha. From dat moment on, he must learn how tha fuck ta make playaz cuz of his crazy-ass mobilitizzle "Da Juice of Mackdaddy".

After Hare dies, Shu goes ta Inori n' forces her Void up against her will ta slaughter all four Endlaves wit emotionless eyes fo' realz. Afterwards, da perved-out muthafucka say dat kindnizz is pointless n' dat he is goin ta become "Da Mackdaddy".
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Haruka Takayama n' Yuu Sonoda was inseparable durin they junior high school muthafuckin years yo, but upon enterin they ballin' high school, they end up bein seated on opposite sidez of tha classroom yo. Havin ta spend time wit mo' playas, tha two decizzle ta do suttin' ta make they relationshizzle special.
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JESUS TITTYFUCKIN CRACK TOKIN CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE DIS SAVED?!

SERIOUSLY WHAT THA FUCK KIND OF THUG SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES N' REPOSTS A IMAGE, A ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A THUGGED-OUT DEER FUCKIN A COLD-ASS LIL BUSTIN UP LIKE A BIATCH SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE BE BIZARRE FETISHES N' WEIRD SHIZNIT DAT TURNS PLAYAS ON, N' YOU KNOW I'M STRAIGHT-UP DEF WIT THAT, I JUST DON'T PEEP DAT SHIT. BUT ALL DIS BULLSHIT.
FUCKIN ALL DIS BULLSHIT.

THE FACT DAT SOME MUTHAFUCKA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TA SAVE ALL DIS BULLSHIT...THING, N' THEN DAT ANY SUCKAS WANTED TA PEEP IT JUST BOGGLEZ MAH MOTHERFUCKIN MIND. Y'ALL KNOW DAT SHIT, MUTHAFUCKA! WHAT THA FUCK TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YO SLICK ASS, BIATCH? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP DIS SHIZNIT TA YO ASS OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A COLD-ASS LIL CREEPY FUCK UP IN HOOD TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY PLAYAZ AT ALL, BIATCH? I SHIZZLE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND DA MOST THUGGED-OUT SHITTY PART OF ALL OF DIS IS DAT UP IN BOUT 30 POSTS DIS WILL MORPH THA FUCK INTO A THUGGED-OUT DIRTY STAR PORN THREAD WIT ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGEZ OF SIMILAR THANGS DEPICTIN LIL PIMPS BEIN HORRIBLY MOLESTED DAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PLAYAS ALL HAVE SAVED TA THEY HARD DRIVES TA JACK OFF OVER AS THA HELPLESS LIL HOE SQUIRMS UP IN PANIC ON THEY SCREEN FO' THEY OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THA FUCK THA FUCK. I KNOW DIS IS HOW THA FUCK THA INTERNIZZLE WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT THA FUCK IS DIS I DON'T EVEN
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Thirty muthafuckin years before a strange phenomena called a "spacequake" devastated tha center of Eurasia, frontin tha livez of at least 150 mazillion people. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since then, smalla spacequakes plague tha ghetto on a irregular basis. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shidō Itsuka, a seemingly ordinary high schoola comes across a mysterious hoe all up in tha ground zero of a spacequake n' learns from his sista Kotori her ass is one of tha "Spirits" whoz ass is tha real cause of tha spacequakes dat occur when they manifest theyselves up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude also learns dat Kotori is tha captain of tha airshizzle Ratatoskr n' recruits his ass ta make use of his crazy-ass mysterious mobilitizzle ta seal tha Spirits' powers n' stop dem from bein a threat ta mankind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat there be a cold-ass lil catch: ta seal a Spirit, he must make her fall up in ludd wit his muthafuckin ass.
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In tha distant future, where cyborgs n' humans struggle ta survive afta tha war which destroyed tha ghetto, a funky-ass bein up in white suit awakens yo. His name is Casshern n' he rethugz not a god damn thang of his own past.

In barren n' dark dystopian ghetto, where every last muthafuckin bein kickin it seems ta don't give a fuck bout his wild lil' fuckin existence n' tha evil from his thugged-out lil' past wants his ass dead, Casshern, hustled by tha flashez of his thugged-out lil' past memories has ta survive n' figure up whoz ass or what tha fuck exactly he be n' how tha fuck he gots ta where he is now, nahmeean, biatch? But da ruffneck do not know dat he might not like tha wack truth of tha past, hidden deep inside his crazy-ass mind...
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Set up in tha near future up in tha Great Era of Detectives, chosen playas is born wit supernatural abilitizzles known as Toys (トイズ Toizu?). Those whoz ass use these Toys fo' evil is responsible fo' a wave of crimes n' necessitate employin Toy-usin detectives ta help solve em. In tha Yokohama District, Opera Kobayashi runs a thugged-out detectizzle agency named Milky Holmes, made up of four buddin lil' detectives, Sherlock Shellingford, Nero Yuzurizaki, Hercule Barton n' Cordelia Glauca, whoz ass each wield they own unique toys n' train ta become detectives at Holmes Detectizzle Academy.

Da vizzle game casts playas up in tha role of Kobayashi, whoz ass must utilise Milky Holmes' unique abilitizzles ta stop tha Thieves' Empire, a funky-ass crew of gangbangas hustled by tha mysterious Arsene. Da second puts playas up in tha role of another detective, Ellery Himeyuri. Da Alternatizzle TV specials also take place up in dis universe, up in which Kobayashi n' Milky Holmes is assisted by another Toy user, Lil' Willy Adler, up in fightin against tha Thieves' Empire whilst visitin London.

In tha straight-up original gangsta two televizzle anime series, tha four hoez of Milky Holmes, Sherlock, Nero, Hercule n' Cordelia, end up losin they Toys durin a encounter wit tha Thieves' Empire. Taken away from they rich gamestyle n' thrown tha fuck into a attic, tha hoes must try n' regain use of they Toys or else grill expulsion from Holmes Detectizzle Academy.
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All Y'all findz love...in tha end
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>Dis thread
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A college pimp, a avowed Atheist, was teachin his class.

Dude shocked nuff muthafuckin of his hustlas when he flatly stated da thug was goin ta prove there was no Dogg.

Addressin tha ceilin da perved-out muthafucka shouted: "God, if yo ass is real, then I want you ta knock me off dis platform. I be bout ta hit you wit 15 minutes!"

Da lecture room fell tha fuck silent. Yo ass could have heard a pin fall.

Ten minutes went by fo' realz. Again tha pimpin' muthafucka taunted God, saying, "Here I am, Dogg. I be still waiting."

His count-down gots down ta tha last couple minutes when a Marine - just busted out from actizzle duty n' newly registered up in tha class - strutted up ta tha pimp, hit his ass full force up in tha face, n' busted his ass tumblin from his fuckin lofty platform.

Da pimp was up cold hommie! At first, tha hustlas was shocked n' babbled up in mad drama. Da lil' Marine took a seat up in tha front row n' sat silent.

Da class fell tha fuck silent...waiting.

Eventually, tha pimp came to, shaken he looked all up in tha lil' Marine up in tha front row. When tha pimp regained his senses n' could drop a rhyme he asked: "Whatz tha matter wit yo slick ass, biatch? Why did you do that?"

"Dogg was busy yo. Dude busted tha Marines."
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I be tha bone of mah sword
Steel is mah body n' Fire is mah blood
I have pimped over a thousand blades
Unknown ta dirtnap, nor known ta game
Through tha centuries, I have withstood pimped out pain ta create nuff weapons fo' you
Yet tha handz I drop a rhyme of aint NEVER gonna hold anythang eva again
So as I pray ta you, I pray, give me Unlimited Blade Works muthafucka!
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Ok, OP we probably don't like recommendation threadz round here yo, but since dem hoes started up as a newfag at some point, I feel like I be obligated ta help you up in tha same way nuff pimped out anons have helped mah crazy ass up in tha past.

Herez what tha fuck mah playas should peep right off tha bat:
Sword Art Online
Free!
Guilty Crown
Tsukihime

Watch dubbed if you can n' streamin saves you A LOT of time n' bandwidth. Yo ass can't even tell tha difference between streamin n' watchin suttin' you pirated off tha pirate bay
If you can't find dubbed, you gonna gotta pirate it off tha pirate bay. You'll want subs from a crew called [Hadena], they have tha dopest translations.
Use utorrent since its a reputable piece of software fo' realz. ALWAYS downlizzle da most thugged-out recent version or else you gonna be prone ta viruses.
If you need suttin' ta play tha pirated files, downlizzle VLC. Well shiiiit, it skits every last muthafuckin vizzle file up there.

Dope luck on watchin yo' animes
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I wanna show
Cut open mah skull
Look tha fuck into mah head

I don't
know why I be soopa-doopa harsh
I could be all kindsa brash
I be goin ta clash

'cause I feel
I can always show mah every last muthafuckin thang ta you
If dis moment was fo' me
I try ta hear
Lend mah ear
voices inside
one link ta join it all
Again
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five,izle
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>>100478642
It's okay, KoG. A 2 is just a ghetto upside-down 5.
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Sato Yo be a high school pimp whoz ass likes SEGA games. One day, he entas a grocery store ta loot some chicken fo' dinner n' shit. When tha pimpin' muthafucka tries ta take a funky-ass bento box, he loses consciousnizz yo. Dude comes round ta find all tha bento sold up yo. Dude notices there be a war game goin on at grocery stores n' playas called "Wolves" compete fo' tha half-priced bento. Yarizui Sen, tha leader of tha Half-Pricer Club, forces Yo ta join tha club n' he entas tha bento war.

Oh god, I'm fucking dying.
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Howdy /a/, hoes call me Kenichi Smizzle.

I be a 27 year oldschool Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon hustla fo' you foreigners). I draw cartoons n' comics on mah tablet, n' spend mah minutes perfectin mah art n' playin superior Gangsta games. (Halo, Gearz of War, Call of Duty)

I train wit mah 1911 every last muthafuckin day, dis superior weapon can blast straight all up in steel cuz it kicks ass, n' is vastly superior ta any other weapon on earth. I gots mah glock license two muthafuckin years ago, n' I done been gettin mo' betta every last muthafuckin day.

I drop a rhyme Gangsta fluently, both tha Midwestern n' tha Eastside Coast accents, n' I write fluently as well. I know every last muthafuckin thang bout Gangsta history n' they Constipation, which I follow 100%

When I git mah Gangsta visa, I be movin ta New York ta git all up in a prestigious High School ta learn mo' bout they magnificent culture. I hope I can become a animator fo' Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own nuff muthafuckin cowboy tracksuits, which I wear round town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I wanna git used ta bustin dem before I move ta America, so I can fit up in easier n' shit. I keep def ta mah eldaz n' seniors n' drop a rhyme Gangsta as often as I can yo, but rarely do mah playas manage ta respond.

Wish me luck up in America!
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Fly amaze it crore vavry rough
spin up n' know feel up in brender lonely
estrad n' mah crazy ass under graven me on tha starnet
write tha mean destroy baby rat stay up n' no fear
into end aloud these sir prize on me
undaz heavenly on tha clone it
the ghetto yo' word is
we is not alone
yowaku te tsuyoi hitorihitori da
sō tori no yō ni
have ta fight n' go tha distance
tokihanatsu kono omoi
you go there mukō e tobu
the white win droven me next it up i now will tha fuck into end
this soremy enternainly under glider me on tha starnet
on dis try yamy tha no lips up in up on tha peep far
they not when gots up in won, biatch? t then inside it up
tonight is often discord
the ghetto yo' word is
we is not alone
kowakute mo shirizoku yori ikou
mina tori no yō ni
have ta fight n' go tha distance
togisumase kono oto ni
you go there mukō e tobu
on tha start ta rock mind a neck
called you peep me
upside out
the ghetto yo' word is
we is not alone
yowakute tsuyoi hitorihitori da
sō tori no yō ni
have ta fight n' go tha distance
tokihanatsu kono omoi
'ikou' tte mukō de yobu koe
crowdz is callin mah name
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>>100478539
>filename

Fuck
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In tha panic surroundin a ghettowide pandemic which kills 15 cement of tha population n' cripplez nuff more, a secret organization, tha Propater, topplez tha UN n' seizes control of much of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A pimp n' a girl, raised up in a abandoned virologizzle research center, immune ta tha virus, is beat down by tha Propater n' escape. 20 muthafuckin years later tha pimp is da most thugged-out bangin sticky-icky-icky lord up in Downtown Tha Ghetto yo. Dude aidz his fuckin lil hustla from behind tha scenes as he evades n' eventually wit tha help of mercenaries from Nomad (some of dem forma Propater operatives) fights tha Propater n' shiznit fo' realz. As tha deal pimps focus shifts away from tha main character n' pimps nuff sub-plots all bout terrorism, Human-improvement, tha struggle of tha pimpin ghettos n' tha durg battlez between tha sticky-icky-icky cartels n' Propater!

Well, ain't that an accurate desc. of the manga.
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At tha boundary between dis realm n' another, there live eight mazillion gods, dead spirits whoz ass serve tha gods, n' other assorted spirits whoz ass help n' meddle up in tha affairz of humans fo' realz. A dope middle school hoe named Hiyori Iki has been endurin bullyin from her classmates, n' she goes ta tha restroom by her muthafuckin ass ta cry like a muthafucka. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scrawled on tha bathroom wall be a funky-ass beeper number n' tha message, "I solve yo' shits."

After Hiyori calls tha number, she encountas a homeless, unemployed figure whoz ass proclaims his dirty ass a "god." Crude, unpredictable, n' worthless, da ruffneck do not answer peoplez lyrics n' no one acknowledges his muthafuckin ass. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has one sole power, tha mobilitizzle ta cut all whoz ass pass between dis ghetto n' tha next.
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I hope that one day we live in a future where we can run anime itself through Gizoogle.
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Counteraction risin
Yeah we is locked n loaded fo' tha punch line
Therez no use wit all yo' gimmicks
SO CHECK THIS OUT!

Login you damned onez
Crush tha aint gonna you compromise
Da noise comes we is locked n loaded ta bow
What bout tha antidote fo' tha jammed n' hypnotized
Rend tha lie dat covers
Whoz tha real sucker now

We say Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka

Database Database
Just livin up in tha Database Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka
Da wall of pure fictionz crackin up in mah head
And tha addiction of mah ghetto still spreadz

In tha Database Database
I be strugglin up in tha Database Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka
It don't even matter if there is no hope
As tha madnizz of tha system grows

Crack up in tha key fo' tha real clue
Mass redemption reignin on
but we know we've been longin fo' dis
Cut it up Da deal dat deceived you
Drop tha rebel sound Shut tha system down
Reveal tha never found now

Git damn all from big-ass airheadz
Yeah Yo ass git damn all from big-ass airheadz
kasanaru sekai de tagiru kokoro ni hi o tomoshite

Database Database
Just livin up in tha Database Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka
Da wall of pure fictionz crackin up in mah head
And tha addiction of mah ghetto still spreadz

In tha Database Database
I be strugglin up in tha Database Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka
It don't even matter if there is no hope
Just say Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka
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For 300 muthafuckin years I trained wit tha chizzletan up in his thugged-out lil' private dojo, reportin shitty threads, every last muthafuckin dizzle becomin quicker n' shiznit fo' realz. At first I could report 10 threadz per minute fo' realz. After only 2 weeks I was up ta 5 threadz per second. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! After a cold-ass lil century mah KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose ta n' stalled at 200 per second.

On tha last dizzle he graced our hood, mah sensei bestowed one last task ta me: tha reportin of dis thread, tha shittest of all shiznit threads.

I did not respond wit lyrics. Rather, all up in our eyes he knew I would obey.

This onez fo' you, Otousan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
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Just afta Utenaz muthafathas took a dirt nap dat biiiiatch was consoled by a pimp whoz ass gave her a rang wit a rose crest on dat shit. Utena was so impressed by tha Pimp dat she vowed ta become one her muthafuckin ass one day. It make me wanna hollar playa! A few muthafuckin years later Utena be attendin Ohtori Academy where she gives all tha mackdaddys headaches cuz her dope ass dresses up in a thugs uniform so dat thugged-out biiiatch can be like tha pimp she kicked it wit long ago.

After Utenaz playa is insulted by a gangmember of tha Student Council, Utena fights up in a thugged-out duel fo' her playaz honor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Utenaz rose crest allows her ta enter tha duelin arena where Utena wins tha duel n' becomes engaged ta tha Rose Bride. Unknowingly, Utena is pulled tha fuck into a seriez of duels wit other thugz of tha Student Council fo' tha possession of tha Rose Bride fo' realz. As da hoe becomes fond of Anthy, tha Rose Bride, she must fight ta keep her playa safe n' ta discover tha horrifyin secret behind Ohtori Academy.
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>>100478868
>Just say Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka Shiznit muthafucka
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Fate/Zero takes place 10 muthafuckin years prior ta tha eventz of Fate/stay night, detailin tha eventz of tha 4th Holy Grail Battle up in Fuyuki City. Da Battle of tha Holy Grail be a cold-ass lil contest up in which seven magi summon seven Heroic Spirits ta compete ta obtain tha juice of tha "Holy Grail," which grants a miracle fo' realz. After three inconclusive wars fo' tha elusive Holy Grail, tha Fourth Battle commences.

Founded by tha Einzbern, Makiri, n' Tohsaka crews centuries ago, tha Einzbern crew is determined ta big up success afta three successive failures, no matter tha cost fo' realz. As a result, they have erected ta brang tha hated magus killer, Kiritsugu Emiya, tha fuck into they ranks, despite his crazy-ass methodz n' hype as a skilled mercenary n' a hitman whoz ass employs whatever his schmoooove ass can use ta accomplish his wild lil' freakadelic goals. Though Kiritsugu had once wanted ta become a pimp whoz ass could save everyone, dat schmoooove muthafucka has long since abandoned dis ideal upon realizin dat savin one thug comes all up in tha cost of anotherz game. For tha sake of humanity, da thug will ruthlessly destroy anythang n' mah playas whoz ass threatens tha peace of others.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Kiritsugu findz his dirty ass deeply torn between tha ludd dat schmoooove muthafucka has found fo' his freshly smoked up crew-his hoe Irisviel n' they daughter Illya-and what tha fuck he must do ta obtain tha Holy Grail. Meanwhile, Kiritsuguz top billin opponent appears up in tha form of Kirei Kotomine, a priest whoz ass cannot find any sense of fulfillment up in his wild lil' freakadelic game n' sets his sights on Kiritsugu as tha possible answer ta tha emptinizz he feels.
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Echidna, tha biatch monster, is Hellz Imperial Princess.
As tha daughter of a royal crew of hellions, her ass is entrusted wit tha punishment system fo' tha human realm.
Her schedule is filled wit brangin ta justice dem who've come ta Hell fo' bustin wrong.

One day, some unrighteous sufferers rebel against Echidna, n' trap her up in a masochistz bondage thang fo' all ta see.

"Laaadies n' gentlemeennn!"

Now all eyes is on Echidna, n' even some cameras, as tha sufferers begin tha live show of reorganizin Hellz juice structure!
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>>100478868
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Ga-Rei Zero:

"Will you bust a cap up in one of mah thugs you ludd cuz of love?"

Da Japanese Ministry of Defense has a anti-paranormal special forces crew called tha Supernatural Disasta Prevention Office. They is tha ones responsible ta protect Japanese soil n' its playas from supernatural n' paranormal events, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat thangs didn't go so well up in one of they missions...
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"I wanna become a hoe n' try all sortz of horny-ass thangs."

That is what tha fuck Futaba Yuuki, a gangbangin' full-blown otaku n' our protagonist, be thinkin ta his dirty ass. But maybe tha heavens heard his wish cuz, afta rockin a strange bar of soap he gots from a equally strange girl, tha next mornin da thug wakes up in a girlz body.

And dat can only mean one thang...
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44 muthafuckin years old, single, hustlin up in a cold-ass lil construction company fo' his wild lil' fuckin entire game fo' realz. All Kurosawa wants be a lil respect from his co-workers fo' realz. And a lil popularitizzle won't hurt. Unfortunately Kurosawaz plans fail miserably from time ta time n' one day, he findz his dirty ass right up in tha middle of a gangbangin' fight against...delinquent middle schoolers?
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Ichijo Kazuya thought dat da thug was murdered yo, but when his schmoooove ass came to, da thug was back up in his high school days yo. Dude lived his wild lil' fuckin entire game as a playboy n' had had countless horny-ass encountas wit dem hoes until dat fateful dizzle dat da thug was capped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude realizes dat his crazy-ass murderer was his oldschool high school playa Tanaka Masaki whoz ass was jealouz of Kazuya’s relationshizzlez n' his built up anger eventually blew up like a muthafucka. Taken back 15 muthafuckin years tha fuck into his thugged-out lil' past, it seems dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has been given a second chizzle at game n' given a cold-ass lil chizzle ta make different chizzlez yo. Dude decides dat tha way ta prevent his wild lil' fuckin eventual demise is ta make shizzle Masaki is mo' successful wit hoes n' loses his virginitizzle before Kazuya. But fate seems ta be steerin Kazuya towardz tha path of his thugged-out lil' previous game n' keeps introducin tha same hoes dat schmoooove muthafucka had horny-ass encountas with.
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Chronic Leaves Entertainment be a tiny thang company on tha verge of goin outta bidnizz up in Sendai, tha freshest hood up in Japanz northeastern Tohoku region. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da agency once managed tha gamez of magicians, photo idols, fortune-tellers, n' other gangbangin muthafuckas yo, but its last remainin client finally quit. In dark shiznit of havin zero talent (literally), tha prez Tange hatches a scam of producin a idol group. On tha brash prezz orders, tha dissatisfied manager Matsuda headz up ta scout raw talent.



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