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Satsuki-sama is now yandere for you and all you have on you are a pair of Groucho Glasses, a paperclip and chewed gum. How do you survive this?
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tell her to kill herself
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Become Nudist Beach.
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>>100473130
MacGyver.
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>>100473130
I do what any man would, go SPACE PIRATING.
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Beagle Aegis.
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>>100473130
She looks familiar.
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>>100473130
Accept yandere Satsuki
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>>100473195
Shouldn't you be marrying Ryuko?
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>>100473252
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>>100473252
They even have the same ass!
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>>100473130
>Be Vergil
>Summon a tower
>Fill Tower with demons and deathtraps
I would like to see her try to get me now.
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Throw the paperclip at her to distract her. Get on a flight out of the country using the time that I got.
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>>100473584
Don't be so tsundere.
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Break up with her, drop gum on the floor, wait for her to step on the gum and run like hell while she's stuck.
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Rip off my clothes, put the groucho glasses on my cock, pressed the chewed gum on my nose, and stick the paper clip across my upper lip like a mustache. Then I dance.
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>>100473918
How the hell is that gonna solve your problem?
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I get killed my Gamagoori and Nonon.
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>>100473979
How wouldn't it?
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Build a hydrogen bomb out of Groucho Glasses and gum. Turn the paperclip into a detonator. Go out in a blast of nuclear glory.
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>>100474026
I guess she'll be confused as fuck.
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Just fucking wear the glasses and say "Vat, I am nat ze perzon you lookingk for."

Use paper clip to reset wifi base station.

Chew gum to summon animals from liquid metal.
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>>100473918
>>100473979
>>100474026
>>100474070
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You cheat on her with Nui, it's the only way.
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>>100474572
Someone send this to trigger. We can get him featured in the last episode probably.
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>>100473384
>not being picked on by bully One Stars
>not being saved by Ryuuko-chan
>not having her offer to let you hang out with her and Mako because misfits gotta stick together
>not hanging out with them after class
>not getting invited to the Mankanshokus for dinner
>not being revolted by Sukuyo's cooking
>not putting on a good show and telling her it's the best because you don't want to spoil the mood
>not discussing Ryuuko's hard life with her in private
>not being her shoulder to cry on when she finally breaks down in front of you
>not wiping the tears from her beautiful gear eyes and giving her a tender hug in her moment of vulnerability
>not secretly leaking data back to Satsuki
>not slowly learning the weaknesses of her and Senketsu
>not disappearing mysteriously one night after she finally works up the courage to trust you and kisses you
>tfw when you are a spy
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>>100474892
Fuck off, Zeheart. Go fap to Fram or something.
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But if she's yandere isn't she supposed to protect and love me?

Because I'm totally okay with that
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>>100474892
L-elf pls.

>>100475026
But that means you can't love Nonon.
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let her fuck me
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>>100474892
What kind of dick would do that?
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>>100475206
See >>100474933
and>>100474933
Clearly Zeheart and L-elf
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>>100475205
With her scabbard?
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>>100475132
Kamui the Liberator.
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>>100474892
>gear
RULES OF NATURE
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>>100473406
>Raiden use blade mode to destroy those missiles
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dat booty
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Okay, I'm in the classroom. Let's see if I remember this right.
>go to courtyard
>ask Mako for the stick
>she wants something of equal value
>go to Mako's house
>ask parents what would constitute equal value
>Mom suggests paper fan
>can't remember where it is
>only that it was last seen on the highway
>go to highway
>see Gamagoori
>he asks why I'm here
>explain
>he thought it was an important document
>it's back at the meeting office
>go to the office
>see Inugami
>ask about paper fan
>he's busy, dropped a paper clip when his glasses broke
>give him Groucho glasses (not paper clip, remember this)
>says thanks
>says he gave paper fan to Sanegayama for practice
>go to school hallway
>run into Sanegayama
>ask about paper fan
>says he gave it to Nonon because he was done with it
>go to Satsuki's house
>see Nonon
>ask about paper fan
>says it's stuck in a mass of wires
>untangle mass
>get paper fan
>Nonon says I can keep the wires
>go back to courtyard
>give paper fan to Mako
>Mako gives me stick
>go to Matoi mansion
>tie the wires to the stick
>stick the chewed gum to the end of the wire
>fish the rubber ducky and the gelignite out of the sewer grating
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>>100476747
>go back to highway
>give gelignite to Gamagoori
>gives me reward money for my efforts of justice (5000 Y)
>go to Mako's house
>ask parents about money
>say they have an old bamboo tree
>offer 1000 Y (in exact change, remember this)
>they take offer
>go back to school hallway
>ask Sanegayama about bamboo tree
>he offers you a key he doesn't need
>go to Sewing Club room
>ask Iori about key
>he takes key from you
>says he's looking for a paper clip
>give him paper clip
>says thanks, offers to make him something in his spare time
>go to Sensei's house
>ask about rubber ducky
>he asks where the gelignite is
>tell the truth
>offer 4000 Y as compensation
>he says thanks and gives you a teddy bear
>go back to Sewing club room
>talk to Iori
>ask about that favor
>mention a sweater
>he says yes
>leave room, go back
>sweater's ready
>says he feels lonely
>give him teddy bear
>throws in an extra pair of mittens
>go back to classroom
>give sweater and mittens
>she loves it
>gives you a kiss in private
>happy end
Fuck this game, seriously.
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>>100476747
>>100476824
>didn't use Sanageyama as a wrench at some point

8/10 I now want to play an adventure game again
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>>100477439
>not using Sanageyama as a wrench
I know, right? That part hung me up for hours.



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