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ITT
the manliest of men
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in before hosaka and mankoto
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silly rabbit kenpachi is for kids
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In before fagkoto.
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Sage for Bleach.
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Sage because after this post there's no further reason for people to post
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:<
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>>10047345
This is the only post to not fail so far.
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>>10047345
/signed
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>>10047345
sauce?
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>>10047343
Fag.
>>10047345
thread over.
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>>10047367
G Gundam
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Only the manliest of men can wear dresses.
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>the manliest of men
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>>10047383
No he is not. He is a little pussy who expected a girl to put out after dating her for a week, then cheated on her with another girl, then cheated on her with another girl, then slept with one girl's friend in a rape situation, then did another of the first girl he cheated with's friend, then did three of the second girl he cheated on's friend at once, all the while ignoring his first girlfriend, leading her to get raped by his stupid and annoying friend, then switching back to his first girlfriend when his mistress gets pregnant (thanks to him), and then makes things worse for the pregnant girl by telling her to get an abortion with no consideration on how she feels, ultimately leading to the pregnant girl to stab him repeatedly in the chest while he rolls around on the ground crying like a pussy and finally showing that he may have cared for her when he touched her bell as he died, and following his murder the girl he dated, cheated on, broke up with, reunited with, and possibly would have sex with her that night, cuts his head off, goes insane, kills the pregnant girl and then cuts her open to see that she was not pregnant, even though the scene is somewhat ambiguous, and retreats with his head onto her yacht.

Overall, he is a pussy. He deserves no praise for being a stale and unlikeable character
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Don't mind me, I just dropped by from /ck/ during my lunch hour.
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Waiting for Giovanni
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>>10047383

Okay, what's he from exactly?
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>>10047424
He's Riku from Tokimeki Memorial: Only Love
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With obvious exceptions.
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GUYYYYZZ
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>>10047389

I used to think Makoto was just another moronic shonen lead type.

Then I realized he's not stupid, he knows exactly how suicidal the mindset is. He's just so committed to his pimp's path that he doesn't care.

That's ultimately what Kotonoha realized as well: even if his ideals led to his death, then being executed by the very people he fucked, and after that an eternity trapped as a shopped head, it was still worth it.

So yes, very GAR.
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>>10047389
Wait, wait... I thought School Days was just about Nice Boats.
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>>10047389

Makoto is the hero of GAR and the REAL "God of /a/".

Cmon, don't lie. Only real faggots who haven't had real relationships and sex would criticise Makoto.

I can't believe how fat jealous virgin bitches have no fucking life at all, except for moaning over not getting Makoto's cock for themselves.

He's the most GAR character ever, the /a/ Man of 2007.

Every Makoto thread is the best thread on /a/.
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>>10047389
Yes he is. He is a man who expected a girl to put out after dating her for a week, then when she couldn't realize the mistake she was making by not putting out, he was forced to fulfill his manly duties with another girl, then another, then slept with one girl's friend in a tough love situation, then did another of the first girl he made passionate love with's friends, then did three of the second girl he made love with's friends at once, all the while contemplating why his first girlfriend wouldn't put out, only to find out she had hooked up with his stupid and annoying friend. But he decided to forgive his first girlfriend and get back together when his mistress lies about getting pregnant (Makoto is too much of a pimp to fall for the deception), and slyly pretends to fall for the lie by telling her to get an abortion, ultimately leading the whore to stab him repeatedly in the chest because she is a psychotic bitch. He ended up shedding manly tears because he couldn't be with Kotonoha, who he loved very much. And following his brutal murder, the woman he dated, who rejected his love, broke up with, reunited with, and possibly would have made love with her that night, cuts his head off, goes insane out of grief for her beloved, kills the "pregnant" girl and then cuts her open to see that she was not pregnant. She then retreats in a fit of insanity with his head onto her yacht.

Overall, he is GAR and will be missed. He deserves no death and only praise for being a awesome and original character
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>>10047476
>>10047470
>>10047389
>>10047383
Wasn't funny to begin with, and it isn't now either.
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>>10047424

The main male character of the recent h-game and anime School Days, and one of the more divine figures on /a/. He is known as the God of /a/, aka MANkoto and is the pinnacle of all that is manly and GAR. His long list of accomplishments includes Man of /a/ 2007 and SaiGAR 08 Champion. Makoto spent most of his time in the anime hooking up with a number of girls from his class before Hosaka sacrificed himself to save Makoto in the finale. Makoto is worshipped by a loyal following of /a/ssholes for pimping the women in his show, and there was considerable mourning on /a/ following his demise. Simply put, every School Days thread is a "MANkoto" thread (as well as a Nice Boat thread). Despite this Makoto is hated by a select few, undoubtedly trolls from the Animesuki board.

The loyal Makotoists display their devotion towards the God of /a/ by photoshopping Makoto's head onto other male leads when surrounded by their harem, images of manly/godly men or other such images, cementing his status as the Most GAR. In return, haters have created both shops of Makoto's face during his brutal murder or fanfictions of Makoto trying to get with girls in other (less slutty) anime with hillarious results. Overall, Makoto threads will more often than not create shitstorms of a magnitude that is rarely seen on /a/ (almost hitting or even surpassing Lucky Star levels) between haters, fans, and, of course, trolls, and as such are the sorce of much DRAMA and lulz.
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Sechs invents missile surfing!
Not gonna debate him being the manliest, but what he did right here is freakin' manly.
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Makoto is one of the few characters to actually get laid, he even had a foursome.
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>>10047400
Distantly /a/ related since Kaga plays inspector Yagami in live action Death Note.
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>>10047476
You have absolutely no life. Please die.
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>>10047483

I used to be a loser like most of /a/'s users. I was a virgin at the age of 19, had never kissed, and didn't know how to behave around girls. Then I came over this incredible anime known as School Days. Through Sekai Saionji I learned how women truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.

Remember how Sekai rejected all the guys who desired her body, while she was secretely fapping to the only guy who didn't like her: my sensei Makoto Ito.

Makoto Ito: A loser with no money nor friends. He taught me how to get chicks even though when I was a loser. Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks. Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I am 100% serious. Watch SD now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.

Good luck friends!
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>>10047486
Holy shit that copypasta is epic. I LOL every time I see it.
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>>10047345
The thread started and ended here. Fuck Makoto.
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i think people seem to be forgetting the most epic and gar person that ever existed
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ty2GKbYwCSs
link very related
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>>10047324
We have a winrar.
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Dear /a/.

I began to watch School Days a few months ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.

Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Makoto every on-screen moment he had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Makoto.

I eventually had thousands of pictures and some doujins of Makoto. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Makoto everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Makoto dolls. Makoto is all I need. He probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Makoto. I keep praying that he'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Makoto. I know he can hear me, so I always talk to him telling him to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Makoto break free from behind his glass prison.

Please help! He's my perfect man, and he's longing for me as much as I long for him.
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Every image selected for Makoto shooping is carefully studied for faults, and undergoes a grueling and lengthly inspection in order to access whether or not it is worthy of bearing the great face of the God of /a
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>>10047302
God dammit. Now look what you've done.
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no anon you are the makoto
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Oh god, I clicked that without looking at the thumbnail properly. It loaded to just under "SHINJI" and I thought "Why would anyone want a Shinji wallpaper?", only to let out a high-pitched girly laugh when I saw "TOTAL BADASS".
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>>10047624
>>Every image selected for Makoto shooping is carefully studied for faults, and undergoes a grueling and lengthly inspection in order to access whether or not it is worthy of bearing the great face of the God of /a
I RAGED

>>10047439
>>Then I realized he's not stupid
Stopped reading there.
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>>10047650
hOW COME THIS DOUCHE BAG IS EVERYWHERE? What makes him so GAR? or UN-GAR?
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Faggots thing he's so GAR just because he fucked a lot of women

Doesn't matter because one of those women stabbed him to death anyway, the other one even decapitated his dead body

What a pathetic way to go! And faggots call this "GAR"!
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Why hasn't anyone posted pics of the protagonist in Rosario + Vampire?
He > Makoto > Shirou.
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Dhomochevsky bitches
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>>10047550

Reincarnation of Robert Oppenheimer
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>>10047781
PROTIP: The trolls don't think he's GAR, they're doing this solely to get a rise out of people like you and laughing their asses off at your rage. Congratulations at playing straight into their hands.
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The makoto meme is just stupid.
The only good Makoto is Makoto from Futari Ecchi (Manga Love Story) because he can fuck Yura all day long.
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Sup'
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>>10047851
fail for not having the main reason we watch the show in there.
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>>10047866
Makoto Kino was mai first waifu.
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>>10047838

gb2/animesuki/
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>>10047875

You mean this?
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>>10047841
Truth
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>>10047866
What about Makoto from Tokikake?
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the namekiest of namekians
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>>10047866
You forgot Sailor Jupiter Makoto and Okawari Mako-chan
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>>10047838
o rly
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>>10047905
is there any other reason?
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>>10047962
Anonymous, ruining childhoods since ever
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Shinji Ikari!


No I'm not crazy. This is why Shinji emo little bitch that he is still stands among the manliest of men in anime. Gendo Ikari father of Shinji is not only one of manliest of men He is also the greatest pimp!

Now some dude have more hoes but no one exerts the level of control over them that Gendo dose. Gendo fucked Yui ikari, Naoko Akagi then her dauhter Ritsuko. And possibly Yui's clone Rei! And I will bet you the Internet that only reason that he wasn't fucking Misato was because he wasn't interested!

Gedo's unhesitatingly loyal weapon Rei betrayed him for Shinki! To cause Rei's treachery Shinki had to have been more of a man than Gendo.
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he shits in chimneys
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Bitches don't know about my MOTHERFUCKING GAR!
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>>10048049

What about it?
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>>10048065
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Gyro Zeppeli, his belt points at his dick
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Do we report makoto trolls as a general rule?
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in ur fagkoto thread showing you a real man
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Of course Makoto is GAR, he's like what 16 and hes more of a man then most men.
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>>10047476

Time for you to learn what GAR is. Behold the true meaning of GAR. The Dark Knight is so GAR, /co/ can't contain him. So GAR he kicks woMANtoko's ass in front of Kotonoha and Sekai, who then dump woMANtoko and have a threesome with Batman at Wayne Manor. So GAR they don't mind sharing Batman as he's too much man for any one woman to handle and have to take him in small doses or else be overwhelmed. Tell woMANtoko to come back after 60 years of training to be so bad Superman has to stop and say 'DAMN'!
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You mean "was" right?
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Every "manly thread" will always turn into a Makoto image dump. This is a law of /a/.
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>>10051035
His semen live on... in your asshole
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>>10051084
Everyone is gay for MANkoto
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>>10047583

Are you gay?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkoAatows8
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>>10051095

Not me, I'm straight for Kotonoha.
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I think this guy is pretty manly.
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This is Vince Carter dropping by. Learn more about him in /vc/ also known as /sp/.
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worst thread i've ever seen on /a/.
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Theodore fucking Roosevelt.
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>>10051457
She's ok. I regularly fap to her sister though.
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>>10047445
Fucking manly.
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Great, we dump ronery, touhou, various memes, and we still get to keep fagkoto? Working as intended.
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>>10047521

true thesis statement is true.
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Every manly thread is a Makoto thread
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>>10051727
Greatest man ever made
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ITT, Makoto shoops, again
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>>10051457
oh god
Higher res?
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Makoto has won another day for GAR
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KENPACHI IS A GIRL
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>>10051934

SUPER FANBOY FLAME GO! ULTRA FLAME! WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

Did I respond properly to the trolling?
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Kenpachi and ichigo are lovers
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>>10051934
kenpachi loves ichigo
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>>10051457
Higher res plz?
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>>10051997
he does yachiru on the side.(secret lesbian lovers)
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any thread that begins with either "manly" or "gar" somewhere in the OP turns into a Makoto shitfest. God damnit /a/ I can always count on you to never change and eternally be dieing from some disease or other.
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sage for fagkoto
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>>10048017
wow...

that actually makes sense.
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>>10051457
HIGHER RES PLZ
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>>10047302
HELLO KENPACHI!
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>>10052680

Kenpachi Fanboy does not forgive.

I'm a chargin' my laser, and next time I see that, I'm a firin' it.
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>>10047302
Princess Zaraki
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>>10047302
LOL Kenpachi has BOOOBS.
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Sage for bleach faggotry
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Hey Guys
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Got me a theme song bitches.
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so we heard this thread was about manly men
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>>10047380
yes, we are MANLY MEN!!!



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