This guy comes up and grabs your Waifu. What do?
"It's cool bro, you can take her if you want."
Who the hell do you think I am
>"You get away from my waifu you slutty pillow!"
>proceed to give my waifu a blowjob
Is that a real picture?
>>proceed to give my waifu a blowjob
Kill myself, because that means my waifu is 3D and therefore also PD.
Not shooped. It was posted here on /a/ 2-3 years ago.
Fight him. I have the power of love on my side.
Yes, he is also notable for going to cons.
Grab his waifu
inb4 you're waifu is your hand
Whip out my dick and wait for my waifu to start raping him.
Ask my waifu to beat him up already so she can head back to home and make my dinner faster
Jokes on you, I have seasonal waifus.
For the first time in my life I hulk the fuck out. I may not win but god damn I'm gonna try. I'm a beta max but no one fucks with my waifu.
But what if he is my waifu?
>tfw you'll never be some anon's waifu
>tfw you'll never get abducted by sexy This Guy
>try to attack
>get beat down
>your waifu leaves you for the more superior male
Should have ran like a bitch, at least then you're boypussy would still be intact.
>your waifu leave you for an homosexual
its cool bro i have shittons in my ottoman style harem
>implying you have to be gay to rape another man
Why do you want to get murdered by poison so much?
Better tell him to buy his own dakimakura.
Teleport behind him and throw a shuriken at his neck.
Yell at him like a stuttering faggot, if I manage to before she kills him that is.