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Would you marry a christmas cake?
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Why would you marry a pastry?
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I'd romance the fuck out of a Christmas Cake.
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>>100467798
I prefer an aged wine along with medium rare meat.
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Hell yeah
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Yes
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Fuck no, why want I goods that are past their use by date?
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>>100467798
In a heartbeat. Sensei best girl, only one deserving 8man.
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Not just any cake, only sensei.
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Not if she smokes. No ones likes smelly old cake.
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Of course.
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What's it like to get farther away from your prime reproductive age with every year that passes? Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
Japan pls.
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Of course
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?

I suppose it's only natural to become an incoherent mess when there's such a high concentration of best girl in this thread.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100467798
I don't understand why attractive women of that age aren't married already. They must really like to show teachers that suck at life.
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>>100469432
> Do women even older think really about girls that?
Ok, I got this. I think it's trying to say "Do older women really even think about that?"
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?

I can't even guess what you meant
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I'd marry her if she loved me, I'd marry anything that loved me..
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>>100469432
I dunno, but even electronic pancake crystal elderly.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100469730
They're only attractive because they're 2D.
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Once you pass 25 you'll know how real cakes look like. You'll all know.
I told you, guise. There is no turning back.
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I don't know man, i would do a lot of shit if she genuine loved me.
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>>100469731
Wait a fucking minute.
Is he the fucking archetype of her class?
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
W-what.
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>>100469845
You're absolutely right.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100470041
Who knows?
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100469730
>I can't get married! I will be expected to put my career on hold. I will find someone once I have started living my dream of teaching.
>Oh, I am an old lady now, what has happened!
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>>100470544
>25
>Old lady.
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Definitely.

I'm at that age where it wouldn't be "forty years down the line I'm just starting to bald but you have fucking Alzheimer" nor would it be "haha older woman wait we're the same age".

Really I have like a seven year period where I can find a Christmas cake who is *just* older enough than me.
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>>100470570
Yeah, at 25 shes a corpse.
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>>100469226
She's especially cute in this shot for some reason.
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>>100470625
Eyebrows
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>>100467798
I already did,
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>>100470479
>What is what?
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>>100470705
DEEP
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>>100470479
>flag
Is this /pol/ or /sp/?
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>>100470683
I'm jelly as fuck.
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>>100467798
I am actually doing that in 5 months.
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>>100470731
/int/ dumbass.
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>>100470705
>>100470731
/int/
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>>100470759
It's not really /ck/ anymore if you are older than her.
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>>100470731
/pol/ with flags would be pretty dumb.
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Godamn yes I would.
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>>100470759
Congrats.
>>100470799
It would be better. /a/ would be better too.
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>>100470799
I think it would be pretty funny.
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Christmas cakes don't want to get married to younger men.

Christmas cakes want to have whirlwind summer romances but then they fucking drop you before anything serious happens and they eventually end up marrying someone their age.

The "ara ara" is just them being a tease and you really are just someone to mess with and they have no deeper feelings for you. The "you wouldn't want an old lady like me" is real and nothing you can say to them will ever change the embarrassment they feel about the age gap even if they do care for you.

You can only taste the cake. It tastes like smelling a wet spring morning when you first wake up only to open your window to find the same smog filled streets like always. It tastes like closing your eyes and finding a hint of vanilla has wormed its way onto your tongue, but when you open them there's nothing there. It tastes like profound sadness.
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>>100470864
Say that again when I impregnate you.
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>>100470909
I wish you could anon, I wish you could.
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>>100470864
>someone their age.
I am their age.
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>>100470864
Thanks I was hanging by the cliff now you pushed me off into an abyss of eternal grief.
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>>100470958
Then it's not christmas cake.

It's more like two graham crackers sort of dry humping.
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>>100470958

So am I. When did we get old, anon?
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>>100471023
Anon, YOU are the cake now.
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>>100470795
I am 21, she is 32.
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I got the LNs yesterday, I look forward to reading up to sensei's conversations.
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>>100471023
Over the course of the last 6-7 years I'd think.
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>>100471023
>>100470958
I'm 2 years away from 25.
I swear I was 19 recently.
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>>100471066
>mondaiji LNs

God bless u anon
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>>100471066
>Hyouka
Gud.
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>>100471066
That Maou-sama Chotto Soreto something already has volume 1 out?
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>mfw I'm older than a Christmas Cake
sure why not
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>>100471066
Damn I'm jealous.
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>>100471081
I know what you mean. I freak out every time I remember it's been nearly six years since I graduated high school.
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>>100471126
It has 2 volumes out now, Volume 1 has been out for a while.
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>>100471158
And here you are, still wasting your time here.
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>>100471209
Gotta waste it somewhere
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>>100471180
There are only 2 translated chapters out so I had no idea.
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>>100471209
I sometimes wonder if I'll ever leave this place.
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>>100471209
My real life hasn't started yet.
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>>100471066
>mai on 6th vol cover
Oh my. What's the top left yellow one by the way?
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>>100471279
Your real life started when you were born, you've been living it the whole time.
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>>100471279
Poor guy

probably gonna die tomorrow
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>>100471314
KUYASHII
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I'm 33 years old. To me, a 25 year old Christmas cake would be a loli if I met her when I was 20. Her pop culture memories will be of stuff I saw childish as a teenager. It's like having an adult woman who knows what she wants but sometimes falls into a little girl mode. Perfection.
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>>100471379
Let it all out, were all pathetic here.
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>>100471433
Are you a wizard?
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I would
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>>100471209
>>100471279
>>100471314

> wake up
> go to sadpanda for morning fap
> die from heart attack

I regret nothing
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>>100471297
Samurai girl, girl who speaks out about the state of Japan and her fellow citizens.

Here Seikaisha has this site that has free chapters for all their works, they sometimes have someone do a read for it like with Tsuki no Sango or Shigatsu no Majyo no heya

http://sai-zen-sen.jp/fictions/samuraigirl/

This one in particular has a little preview video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjqQyhtiYLo
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>>100470864
>You can only taste the cake. It tastes like smelling a wet spring morning when you first wake up only to open your window to find the same smog filled streets like always. It tastes like closing your eyes and finding a hint of vanilla has wormed its way onto your tongue, but when you open them there's nothing there. It tastes like profound sadness.
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>>100467798

They tend to be more desperate and less picky about men whey they reach that age, it's a double edged sword as they'd probably treat you super well but their relationship mileage is big and thus making your relation less prone to romantic moments (as she's fed up with this bullshit already).

I'd keep one as a close fuck buddy, but marrying? never,
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I'd eat Christmas Cakes all year long if I could
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>>100469730
>I don't understand why attractive women of that age aren't married already.

Do you work? ever got home on a friday night, tired as fuck and thinking about nothing but crash in your chair and watch animes/video games or simply sleep till your brain melt?

It's like this, we men don't have energy to go through all the phases of mating procedure anymore, even more nowadays with gold digger/demanding women.
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>>100471769
I'm not talking about real life. I'm sure people have a shit ton of reasons for not getting married, in fact I agree with a lot of them.

I was wondering why attractive female teachers were recurrently single in manga/anime/VNs.
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>>100471915
Because real life is like that.
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>>100471915
>I was wondering why attractive female teachers were recurrently single in manga/anime/VNs.

For the exact same reasons as just stated above. The reasons for teachers in real life have horrible relationships are the same for anime teachers.
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>>100471915

Because manga/anime/VNs are about school life, duh.Teachers are pretty much the only adults in those since parents are always working overseas.
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Don't mind me, just posting best christmas cake
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>>100471915

It happens, I know some attractive women like that, it's like a curse in a way that all the guys they end up falling for use them as fap tissues and toss away when they are done.
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>>100471915
>I was wondering why attractive female teachers were recurrently single in manga/anime/VNs.
Because adding a married attractive female into a harem is going to be problematic.
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Where are the sad panda links?
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>>100472010
Give me sauce on that image

Also fucking mott and his retarded captcha failing 10 times
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>>100472042
This image is so fucking lewd.
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>>100472066
Too few to count.

Most of it is either NTR or lewd as fuck sex with no romance that ends in gangbang.
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>>100472060
But MC is almost never after Keiki.
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>>100472100
I don't know why but it seems like I'm still using the old captcha system.
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>>100472066
Better question is why is there no 'christmas cake' tags?
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>>100472116
>Most of it is either NTR or lewd as fuck sex with no romance that ends in gangbang.

What's wrong with that?
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>Twin Milfs
http://exhentai.org/g/662553/c1975726f2/
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100472130
Exactly.
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>>100472157
You're scum
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>>100472167
That was shit.
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>>100467798
Considering I could be called a male christmas cake by now, sure why not?
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>>100472066
I have this one.
http://exhentai.org/g/622943/a18e7a4481/
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>>100472189
And you're a spineless little shit. NTR doujins usually have great art and it's hots. You fucking nerds take it too seriously and get all emotional about it, it's fucking pathetic.
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>>100472262
Fucking abdomination.
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>>100472317
It's fucking delicious, never fails to make me diamonds. You pleb.
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>>100472293
>it's hots
>get all emotional about it

You're an autistic fuck who can't think beyond boobies and dicks.
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>>100472066
I have a list, but it's christmas cakes and milfs mixed together.
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>>100470808
Nice, where did this come from?
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>>100472317
>abdomen
>abomination
>abdomen domination

I'm not sure what you mean.
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>>100472293
>NTR doujins usually have great art

No they don't.

They have horribly exaggerated ahegao faces most of the time and will end 40% of the time with stretch out anuses/cunts that could fit a bowling ball.

Anything else is just a doujin that happens to be NTR.
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>>100472533
>Anything else is just a doujin that happens to be NTR.
How does that make any different from "normal" NTR doujins?
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>>100472585
Because when you're talking about "great NTR art" you're usually talking about the above examples of super exaggerated faces and football team levels of shit being shoved into orifices. It's that extreme shit that tens to be the "I love you honey but I love Jamal kun's cock even more" levels of absurd righting to go with the art.

Anything that isn't as hyper as that is usually the more laid back shit where the "NTR" comes at the very end OR it ends being completely psychological and the sex is an afterthought. At that point you might as well be looking at vanilla shit or rape.

Either way there's better faps to be had.
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>>100469432
WAT
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>>100472673
Jamal-kun?
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>>100472803
Is it gay if he is dressed like a girl?
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>does not even have a route
Just wanted to give you a painful reminder and ruin your day.
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>>100476623
>the anime didn't follow satsuki's route
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>>100470799
/int/ is /pol/ with flag, no less
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>>100476410
Clothing is irrelevant.
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>>100476885
Need sensei route ;(
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We need more Christmas cakes in anime.
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>>100467798
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I'll be cake myself this year, nothing weird about it.
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>>100477399
Do you still do cute girl things with your cute friends or are they all too busy with husbands/kids by now?
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>>100467798
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>Christmas cake
>25
>I'm 28

Two more years to wizardry. Wasn't I just in HS yesterday? Was that....9-10 years ago? Jesus.
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>>100476623

The one time we got a cake route in a vb like that we got Nadeshiko in the Shuffle games, and all of her subroutes were shit.
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>>100477980

>vb

vn
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are you me?
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>>100478128
meant to quote
>>100477957
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>I realized I could never devote myself, as a faithful husband, to a woman who wasted the prettiest years of her life before she met me.

There is actually a stigma about marrying a woman over 25 everywhere. Even here in America.

If you meet your wife when she’s older than around 23 or 24:

You are eating someone else’s cold leftovers, then doing their dishes.

You are showing up to a party after everyone has left and cleaning up after them.

You are getting into a taxi and paying the fare of the person who got out before you.

You are taking the nearly expired milk to the grocery store counter and offering to pay double for it.

You are paying the MSRP sticker price for a used car.

You are letting someone sext with your girl, then paying his phone bill for him.

Your friend has sex with a prostitute, then after he enjoys the fruits you pay the bill and get throw in jail for solicitation.

You are part of a street fight where a guy gets a few good punches in, and the opponent punches YOU for retaliation, not him.

You are paying for someone’s credit card bill full of reckless spending and partying that you never got to enjoy.

A girl who refuses to get married young is offering a raw deal. She is vastly overvaluing her product, and undervaluing your time and money.
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>>100471279
Someone post that Kaiji screencap.
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Mango with christmas cake route? VNs are acceptable to
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>>100478311
You probably think you're clever, but you're actually just insecure.

1) don't care about what others think.
1) people are a bit more complicated than a car, or milk.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100478371
There's no need when he already directly referenced it.
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I wish I had more young female teachers when I was in high school.
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>>100467798
marriage sounds like suhc a bad contract

cant we just be sexfriends
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I only fap to women 25 and older.

I don't like young girls.

I think they are shit tier
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>>100478530
Oh I'm just quoting Anon. No need to get so poopy on me.

Unless you're a Christmas cake?
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>>100478574
I had a young english teacher my first year of an all-boy's high school. Short blonde hair with a great figure. The first day she sat on an empty front row desk with her feet on the chair while introducing herself to the class. Panty shots ahoy (white). I'm assuming she noticed all the guys looking, because she never did that again, and rarely wore skirts after that.

>mfw I noticed
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>>100471066
I need to learn moonrunes and get a job.

I'm pretty jealous anon.
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>>100470864

You can only taste the cake. It tastes like smelling a wet spring morning when you first wake up only to open your window to find the same smog filled streets like always. It tastes like closing your eyes and finding a hint of vanilla has wormed its way onto your tongue, but when you open them there's nothing there. It tastes like profound sadness.

bye bye /a/
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>get along with all my teachers since 4th grade
>especially youngish female teachers
>figure it was my good grades and good manners
>finally make friends at the end of highschool
>tell me they thought I was some boy slut with the teachers
>mfw I was shota material and never knew
>mfw missed out on all the christmas cake
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>3 years away from being considered Christmas Cake
I'm scared. Somebody hold me.
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>>100479737
>3 years away
Six months away here, step up kouhai.
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>>100479813
Are you going to do anything special to commemorate this weeaversary?
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>>100479737
>>100479813
what age exactly when does one become a xmas cake?
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>>100479737
What is official Christmas Cake age?
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>>100479737
>>100479813
Men can't be christmas cake, anons. They are, in fact, the ones that age like wine. Have some confidence and hygiene, and try going a little rugged.
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>>100479892
>>100479887
When is Christmas?
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>>100479887
>>100479892
25 dumbasses

"nobody wants it after the 25th", get it?

and only women can be Christmas cakes. The only thing men can be is wizards, and that's not until you turn 30.
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>>100479872
Nope, I'll save any special commemoration until I become a wizard.
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The Christmas cake shit doesn't apply to males, if anything men become more desirable after 25.
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>>100479928
>>100479955
That young? Shit. I got 3 years left.
But I look like a 15 year old so it's okay.
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2D cake? Okay.
3D cake? Based on my experience with older women, please kill me.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100480044
That's assuming they have prospects. And let's not forget where we are. If they're worried about it, it's not by choice that they are going to take up the Robe and are practicing mana conservation.
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What would your exact reaction be to MC's lovable dorky best bro scoring a cake at the very end of a harem that already has full polygamy/orgy end going for it?

Would heads explode?
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I married a 2D Christmas cake years ago, though.
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>>100479901
So men are like wine and women are like beer?
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>>100480449

I'd cry bro tears. If I don't cry, I'll make myself. Nothing shall stop me from shedding a tear or two for bros.
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>>100471656
>relationship mileage
>implying they've had any
The problem with a christmas cake is they haven't been broken in. You are talking about milfs anon
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>>100480533
Women are closer to milk
Not even being mean, as soon 3D feel that they are past prime and still alone, they become unbearable
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>>100480449
I'm going to buy 10 BD copies of that episode.
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>>100480681
>unbearable

What do you mean with unbearable?
If you mean clingy then I'd love that because I'm so starved for love and some kind of affection I wouldn't mind.
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>>100480759
>I wouldn't mind
you don't think now that you would mind
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100480837
I think that I know better what I think than what you think I'm thinking.
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>>100480759
We're talking about real life anon, not 2D. If they are still trying, it's desperation, paranoia, gold digging, vengeful, and cynical.
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>>100469432
Had to be done.
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>>100480950
I just want to be loved.
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>>100481063
Then you are going to have to either be young and find a nice young woman, or get some used goods with a level head. Because if you're with a woman who feels past her prime and never had a decent relationship, she is going to be insane and not good for anyone.
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Christmas cakes IRL have their shit together and are not annoying clingy sluts.

Why would you not settle down with one?
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>>100481211
>Why would you not settle down with one?
3D=PD
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>>100481211
They've also had sex with dozens of men, and have realised that now they're getting older they need to find someone stupid enough to marry them. You can't have your cake and eat it.
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I think there are two kinds of IRL Christmas Cakes if you want to be nitpicky. The actual definition is a woman who's unmarried by 25. Then there's the next level which is never been in a serious relationship by 25.

I'm dating one of the latter. It's kinda weird and awkward.
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>>100481379
not your blog
>also 3DPD
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>>100477752
best girl
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>>100469825
I'd giver her a taste of my otaku culture.
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>>100481379
There's also the short and tubby but not quite obese woman who wears huge slutty heels to the office every day. I've seen one of those at almost every place I've worked at.

How awkward was her(your?) first kiss? Does she do/say anything equivalent to "ara ara"?
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What the fuck kind of bakery is this?

There's barely anything here.
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>>100471081

Man, I still think I'm only 16 sometimes.

Where did the last two and a half years go?
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>>100469432
you need to sleep
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>>100485351
You're 18.5? You basically are 16.
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>>100485536
This. Adulthood begins at 21, at least.
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>>100485536
>>100485898

Well, I'm legally an adult. I just can't drink until the middle of October.

... Man I did that initial estimation wrong. More like 2 and quarter/third years.
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>>100486037
>legally
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>>100471023
today I just became a christmas cake ;.;

just 5 more until I can become a cake wizard or something.

Anyway, why there's so little pictures of chrismas cake? you disappoint me /a/.
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>>100469607

I like her. She really cares for her students.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?

I'm 200 replies late, but seriously guys, this is embarrassing.

"Do women who are even older [than 25] really think about girls like that?"

There. Don't thank me.
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Frankly, if I was marrying someone who was under 25, I think I'd have to have a long hard think about what I'm doing with my life.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
God damn it man.
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>>100469432
>Do women even older think really about girls that?
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>>100491590
>What's it like to get farther away from your prime reproductive age with every year that passes? Do women who are even older than 25 really think about girls like that?
That still doesn't make any sense, you've just fixed the grammar not the logic.
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>>100467798
I sure would



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