I'm in love with my "waifu", /a/. Whenever I go to sleep I always have dreams that I'm going on dates with her and I'm enjoying every moment of it. I've never felt so in love.
What do I do?
Be happy and get a dakimakura. The cheap, shitty stuffing is actually better than the expensive stuffing because the expensive stuffing is too fluffy to comfortably cuddle with. I have both, so I speak from experience.
And congratulations on finding your waifu, I hope you two have a great life together.
Good shit, OP.
Next step is to roam the web and hoard pictures of her.
Well okay then I'll buy one as soon as I can.
No fictional female character has been interresting enough to become my waifu.
How do i get a waifu?
I have dreams about mine, from time to time. They range from just her showing up briefly, to lengthy dreams (sometimes quite lewd ones).
I don't mind, because I really quite like her (and I'd certainly rather dream about her, than some of the dumb shit that crops up in my head at night).
OP you lucky bastard.
I want some Nagato dreams, too.
Sadly they're not lucid. I wish they were lucid.
You don't look around with the explicit intention of obtaining a waifu. It's an unlikely miracle that you never expect.
You'll understand one day.
go away dude...
OP here, I've just understood this.
It ought to be a good feel too, otherwise if you feel guilty about it then you're not suited to a waifu.
Who the fuck are you?
Yes i know that it comes by itself when i see her but it it has never happened for me.
Will you look at that. I never believed I'd actually learn something nice from /a/.
And then she cuts your throat!
>tfw haven't found waifu
I-I'll find her one day, right /a/?
There, there, anon, it will be over soon.
I got over my waifu after six months. Never looked back.
Decide what game you're playing.
Everyone plays a game.
Your culture has a normative game that most people play. Some interests are acceptable, some aren't. Some jobs are acceptable some aren't. If you want to get yourself into a traditional relationship, be open about your hobbies with everyone, and "do life" like everyone else, you have to play that game.
My point is, "Having a waifu", buying a dakimakura, going THIS DEEP, doesn't fit that game. It won't work.
Going this deep means playing a new game.
And that's okay.
Just be aware of what you're doing so you can be aware of the consequences and be happy with your decisions.
>tfw I first found my waifu I dreamt about her for 4 nights in a row.
>now I'm still obsessed with her but I finished the show and I'm not wrapped up in her and it enough to have any more dreams about her.
What the fuck? How can you not be in love with you're waifu. The true love you feel for your waifu should've followed a period of being in love with her. She's not a waifu unless you actually love her.
That gets posted pretty much in every waifu thread if someone asks, how new are you?
I know that.
At least I see her every time I go to my desktop, at least
I have to use my laptop at work, which for me means no waifu wallpapers unless I want to broadcast my power-level to all my coworkers.
Do you guys consider you're waifu's "real" or just fantasy?
If so, what exactly makes them "real"? Do you know you can't have any really meaningful interactions, or am I just thinking on a typical "3D" plane when I look at this?
How do you know when you have a waifu? I like so many 2d girls, I can't stay attached to just one. Such a monogamous love is ideal, but unachievable.
Where is a good place to get it? The stuffing.
>Do you guys consider you're waifu's "real" or just fantasy?
>If so, what exactly makes them "real"? Do you know you can't have any really meaningful interactions, or am I just thinking on a typical "3D" plane when I look at this?
At the risk of causing a shit-storm, I flirt with casual tulpamancy a little. She's real in the "exists in my head sense", which depending on your epistemology either means "not at all" or "she's as real as anything else".
> How do you know when you have a waifu? I like so many 2d girls, I can't stay attached to just one. Such a monogamous love is ideal, but unachievable.
You know you have a waifu when your love for a single fictional character suddenly makes the idea of monogamous love not only achievable but natural.
I bought my first dakimakura pillow from hobbyheart.com, and that served well enough.
I moved to a different country six months ago and didn't have room for the pillow, so I just took the cover and I've been putting two pillows inside that cover... which has worked alright. I need to buy a proper pillow sometime though.
Find a better waifu.
Whenever I close my eyes, I can feel and see her next to me.
>Find a better waifu.
Well, makes sense, seeing as no one's better than Yuki.
>you will someday forget her in a couple of years
>then dream about her, by then you'll probably be married.
he's the mighty eckaboa est ·nyzKo; tEh: trilli0naire: !!mEEhX+h1VZ7
have you never heard of him? he is a legend, a man whose faggyness is unmatched under the skies!
I never dreamt about my waifu. Even if I spend all the time I'm lying in bed thinking about her.
Feels pretty bad, since I dream about all kinds of weird shit.
Best girl. I got this a few months back, I wish I could get one of the statues but those are really expensive and I don't want to fall down the slippery slope
Today I discovered that Yuki actually has a really lewd body.
What's it like having a waifu /a/? Truly?
I can't stop wondering.
Even before /a/ I never wanted anything to do with romance because to put it simply I don't fucking like the idea of having those kinds of fuzzy feelings period, love just seems kind of bad in a way.
Whenever I read something like Yuri or actual proper harem endings especially I immediately feel an innate need to fucking suppress the warm and fuzzy with extended boss OST.
Sage for blogshit.
Could be worse. I don't even dream at all more than a few times a year.
The one time I did have a dream with my waifu, it was horrible. She got kidnapped and probably raped.
>You know you have a waifu when your love for a single fictional character suddenly makes the idea of monogamous love not only achievable but natural.
I'm still on the fence with that. Mainly because I know there is one girl that I like the best, but I am unsure whether someone better will come along. There's also other girls I am fond of, but I don't have as much of an attachment to them as compared to her.
Well, I don't dream either unless I fall asleep with my headphones on.
When I do, though, it's like basic logic and physics get thrown out of the window.
that was really fucking lewd
> I'm still on the fence with that. Mainly because I know there is one girl that I like the best, but I am unsure whether someone better will come along. There's also other girls I am fond of, but I don't have as much of an attachment to them as compared to her.
No, see, cause that's not it. She's the best because she's her, and no one else will ever be her. Therefore, no one else will ever be better.
It sounds like you have a favorite character, but you don't have a waifu.
Which is fine. Don't force yourself.
>try to enter
I'm not doing all that surgical procedure again.
Shit, forgot to add an image.
That's quite alright. Only time will tell. I don't exactly pick favorites either because I like pretty much anything I find enjoyable. I simply like her because she's unique and stands apart from the rest. Even though she is treated horribly and deserves to experience love and kindness even though she isn't exactly nice herself. Maybe I feel some level of pity and sorrow for her and almost cried for her. But I feel as if I were forcing myself into it, I don't even know.
Get the sadpanda extension for chrome/firefox. Same place where you get KCP.
Should "Nyagato" be katakana or hiragana? I guess katakana.
>I'm not doing all that surgical procedure again.
You found my weak spot.
Wait... that's not right.
HobbyHeart sells the bootlegs right?
What was the quality like? They have LOTS of stuff that is sold out but I don't want anything horrible. By bootleg do they mean they print it themselves, or...?
The daki I want is 45 dollars cheaper AND, most importantly, in stock there. And its not in stock ANYYYYYYWHERE else, for months. I want to order but I don't want to waste my money on a shitty daki especially if I go getting any glorious fabrics for it either
has anyone else used hobby heart?
Personally I bought one from Cospa. They are the ones that make official dakis. Personally I think it's way better than the Hobby Heart one, what was lumpy and shitty.
I got mine from Hobby Heart and it's great. I've noticed that the covers seem to last about a year or so with proper maintenance and not having a neck beard.
Don't go cheap though, get the 2-way tricot
I really like this guy's work, some of his stuff is already in the thread.
HobbyHeart does bootlegs. As far as I know they print them themselves.
I don't own multiple dakimakura so it's not easy for me to compare print quality. I didn't notice a difference in quality between mine and the ones I saw on sale in Akihabara, but then I wasn't looking to compare at the time.
I'm very happy with my dakimakura cover from hobbyheart, though it's possible you might want to buy your stuffing somewhere else
Only a year? I've had mine since last May and it seems to be holding up really well.
Well after that the fabric on the lips started getting too rough so I bought a new one
The most important thing, is shaving before going to sleep. Sure it's weird, but it prevents your neck beard from wearing out the fabric.
In case you haven't heard, pic related is getting an anime adaptation so we'll be getting more Nagato in the future.
I want it to be February, I have been waiting for 5 for since June
Here, this is what the printing looks like close up.
I see what you're saying, but I'm still a little surprised.
Did you wash the cover?
Mine has received quite a bit of heavy cuddling and tender kisses but has held up rather well.
More Nagato and more Nagato merchandise.
Personal experience. Most of the wear came from the first two months. Then I started to shave at night.
Kindly erase yourself
give it a few more years
>implying having a waifu is about masturbation.
welcome to the master race
>Lusting for your waifu
>Not loving her tenderly
Yuki is not my waifu but I vigorously masturbate to her on a daily basis
Well, being 23 with no facial growth seems like a really good thing when having a dakimakura eh. Tropical genes. I think I had my daki for 3 years now. No damage at all on the print.
Step it up senpais~
I love that outifit on her
There's an official version, but they are long out of print so might as well get a bootleg.
Make a tulpa, obviously
Aye. Makes her look as bad-ass as she is capable and skillful.
No, you step it up senpai
>you will never dream of your waifu
>Probably only displaying them with mediocrity
>Not playing with figmas to their fullest potential
Your move son.
also refer to this >>100481982
Na, I just pose them and take pictures
>you will never own any merchandise of your waifu
>no facial growth
Fucking hell, I've been a bear since 13.
This is a terrible feel to have
>NOT HAVING A ROBOT WAIFU
If you want to create great displays; I mean truly great ones.
You have to create a story of what is happening between the figmas.
After that, you've got to properly place them and pose them so the composition is good.
Good composition entails that you need to be able to see patterns such as lines, triangles, squares and such, even at a glance, then your brain follows up a scan of details after. The 1/3 rule applies heavily. This also works for depth of field.
Hope this helps a little! gl hf!
Let me guess, you're Caucasian?
As stated earlier, it's probably my genes that evolved in a tropical location.
Having hair here, before the advent of modern technology is a killer.
I have hairy legs though
At least your waifu has shit, even if you were too slow to buy it.
I know the feeling.
Got to admit, I don't have that one. But I don't really see the point in owning one either.
It neither triggers a memory of the anime or be extremely eye-catching as a stand-alone.
Why would you buy that?
You are saying it like I have creativity
Marathon the show she's in.
>Why would you buy your waifu in a bunny outfit and robot exoskeleton?
For one, its of better quality than the shit that is the figma.
Too bad it's fucking hard to pose without it collapsing
This one actually has good composition.
And has a story in it... as weird as it looks.
Though they are acting out of character.
Might want to work on that.
I was just screwing around with MadoHomu
I hope you know that's super lewd
Oh nice. That position is actually really good. Draws in the lustful part of people.
Homu did nothing wrong
I know that feeling, my friend.
I wish I still had dreams about her.
lrn2 not have 3rd world internet