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Somebody told me that if you shut yourself in the closet with no light and say your waifu's name out loud 3 times. She will come visit you.

Is it true?
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>>100466163
all it did was turn me gay
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>>100466163
The instructions weren't clear enough and i got my balls caught in a fan
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>>100466163
>Somebody told me...
Don't do it.
It's a trap.

Whatever you think your uncle told you, just run away now.
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probably not or else /a/ would be deserted
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>>100466523
My uncle is dead, anon. He killed himself... in a closet
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>>100466631
You gotta take that as a hint, anon.

Ditch your ghost uncle's instructions or else face uncertain consequences..
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>>100466631
He didn't kill himself
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>>100466631
W-was it the boogyman?
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Lucid dreaming is much more reliable
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>>100466631
Then maybe you should chant his name in a closet 3 times.
It might bring him back..
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>>100466755
Candy Woman
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Go do it /a/. Do it now. Go into the closet and say your waifu's name three times. It will open up a portal to Gensokyo and you can be with her.

Hurry before you miss your chance.
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>>100466908
Fuck that, there's too much shit in there anyway.
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>>100466908
If you love your waifu you will do it. How can you say you love your waifu and you won't even try to be with her?
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I did it and my waifu appeared and kissed me and we came out of the closet together. She's here with me right now. I've never been so happy in my life!
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>>100466163
Only if you follow these instructions, too.
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>>100466235
Don't be silly anon, that didn't happen until you came out of it.
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>>100467201
>that didn't happen until you came out of it
>came out of it
>came
I just can't stop laughing at this comedian
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Hey! Did you hear the rumor floating around /a/?

If you look into your screen deeply at midnight when its foggy or its a raining at night, and your on the front page, a new board will appear!

Its called the Mystery Catalog, because only thread appears with a single picture.

If you do it, apparently the picture you see will be of your waifu!
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I want to do it but I'm too scared to. You guys are scaring me.
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Only if your waifu is candlejack. That's probably what happened to y
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Hey! Did you hear the rumor floating around /a/?

If you look into your screen deeply at midnight when its foggy or its a raining at midnight, and your on the front page, a new board will appear!

Its called the Mystery Catalog, because only one thread appears with a single picture in the catalog.

If you do it, apparently the picture you see will be of your waifu!
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no, what you do is lock yourself in a closet for a week straight no light, minimal resources to live, and then think about every aspect of your waifu

you'll then create another consciousness within your own, callled a tulpa, that will embody your waifu
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>in the news the next day
>after following instructions on an online forum
>12 people were found stabbed to death in their closet
>police are currently looking for any information
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>>100467509
>12 idiots that don't know what yandare really means die
good riddance
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>>100467372
I don't like this joke. If the candlejack killed you while in the middle of typing, how can it still be posted?
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>>100467588
Candlejack di
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Come on, anon. I'm in your closet. Come visit me please.
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>>100467704
>Having a slut as a waifu
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Who let /x/ out of their cage?
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>>100467683
dick?
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>>100467588
They have a shekel pass and used their final moments to make their post.
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You aren't going to trick me. I've watched enough horror movies to know what happens if I did it.
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The chances of it working are much better if the closet is sealed airtight and you take really deep breaths between waifu name calling.
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>>100467183
It works!!!
It was fun /a/ cya guys.
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I'm going to go do it for real. Wish me luck.
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>>100467861
But those things only happen in real life anon.
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>>100466908
But my waifu isn't a 2hu, what good will it do me?
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>>100466755
It was SpookyBoogie
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>>100470065
These things happen.
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You were misinformed.

It's actually three million times.

And you have to stay in there until you're finished, with no food or water or breaks for rest.

If it was as easy as you were told, nobody would ever be unhappy.



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