This has been bothering me since Yoshika has put on the striker unit. How do the strikers not chop of the Witch's feet when they are carrying eachother like this???
Better question: why aren't they wearing any pants?
They're actually just shiny plates attached to their leg things. It's not spinning blades or nothing, just a really shiny plate. You could stand on it if you wanted to.
Why they should?
I really don't think the OP can express his point with only one question mark. You need at least three.
In case you hadn't noticed, the propellers are not a physical part of the strikers. They're magic.
love is dead.
So best girl thread?
Even better question: why are they wearing pantsu?
But they are.
is there a full version of that?
That's not Hartmann.
You mean why aren't they wearing any pantyhose?
Except just a few
I love pantyhose
Naturally, best witches wear pantyhose.
Perrine being the exception
Any more of these? I expect you people to have love for your special witchu.
I've seen 9 of these.
Eila, another Eila, Erica, Heidi, Nipa, Raisa, Rudel, Sanya, Trude.
Eila love stronk.
Because they only are representations of the Witch's magic that tell her and anyone around her that the Unit is on. It has no other purposes.
As for the wind the propellers seem to throw, it's again the Witch's magic.
whats with the generic face scar?
must have some story behind it, and im sure its not made by a neuroi considering they shoot lasers with the diameter sufficient to sink battleships.
scars are kawaii, that's what is behind it
>In case you hadn't noticed, the propellers are not a physical part of the strikers. They're magic.
This is the correct answer. When the power is off, the Striker is just a smooth phallic tube.
Would you put your dick in there?
A certain witch fucked up a mission.
Details are not exactly given, but she was working together with Beurling and received the scar when the latter broke her formation to get kills. Hard to say whether it was a laser or some shrapnel.
what the fuck now eila
what the fuck
What if all witches started wearing pantyhose?
Instant world peace. The neuroi would just disappear.
Time for the World Witch Article of Trude's other BFF.
Goddamit Fumikane, stop wasting time with minor witches and start on finishing the rest of the 503rd, 505th and the 508th
Hey, at least it's witches instead of ships.
what did you say about my waifu you cunt?
I like Perrine
more eila and sanya in sleeping clothes please
In Misfits, the Neuroi shoot bullets, not lasers.
How about some awake-and-not-being-molested Sanya?
i guess in this one she's awake, and she uses that to sleep, so i guess it fits both
>no one posted the new Humi picture
What's wrong with you?
maybe 5-10 left apparently
we reduced to imagedump now.
Well my dick is now hard thanks alot
dat clitoris bump
and off to bed i go
My Sanya folder thanks you
Do not sexualize the witches
Still haven't finished S1 because backlogs, but does this bitch ever stop projecting her bullshit on everyone else? I want to like her but everytime she's on-screen she's all "hurr stop doin stuff because nothing ever works out for me"
I don't even know what you're talking about. The only thing she does is collect imoutos and bitch at Hartmann for not being a cute imouto.
Is it Erica time already?
Why yes, I do believe it is
I want to impregnate Nipa
time for Ordnung
No, you don't.
More Gollob when?
Maybe when Fumikane stops drawing so much kancolle.
You better stop that right now, or Raisa will have to take out the shovel.
oh what's he gonna do? slap me in the face with his tiny dick?
she is best girl though
Its always Erica time in my pants.
>mfw we will never see her animated
Don't say that
If I didn't know better I would think you're trying to insinuate something.
It's a magic field thing
Threadly reminder about Minna's true colors.
I was asleep.
By the way, new Null.
Of Lucchini. Gasp.
Where? Does he have a pixiv account or something?
>still no news about the OVA and tv anime.
Can't be null, must be an imposter.
The world needs more Karlsland witches in knee socks, bunny ears and frilly dresses. They look so good.
The propellers are made of magic energy they cancel out.
Come the fuck on Fumikane I know that monitors are tiny in Japan but you're breaking my heart here.
Fumi loves to tease. There's a quarter page print of that illustration with Trude in his C84 Privates book, but with Trudes tits covering up Ericas back/butt.
I found a larger res of just Trude too.
Convinced that he hates me personally.
is that Karlsland Hime Uta thing piratable already??
You know wrong.
All my jap doujin games default to super low res though!
>can never have
Who dug up the graveyard?
Liberion quality rear
I'm rather fond of Fuso technology myself.
Dat puff slip.
Shirley confirmed neuroi.
But you censored the only good part of that pic.
Butts > Flat chest
EMT how big is your Erica folder?
Not big enough.
Where is the uncensored one?
Still bigger than mine huehue
>tail wrapping around her leg
Was it ever released how many pages these are?
Art works due sometime next month, World Witches in March.
(Have both pre-ordered from Amiko)
Whoops, had that reversed.
I'm hoping any illustrations that would appear in World Witches would also appear in Art Works, since WW is supposed to be more about world building than art.
Casual clothing would be best if it were not for the glory of Karlslandic uniforms.
God dammit, we need more school girl Erica
There's a doujin.
A doujin we'll never ever be able to read.
I would learn moon just to be able to read this
Wish I had the ability.
I kind of feel bad now knowing that Nipa is 2nd place to Eila.
>Nipa is second place to Eila
Naw, son. Naw.
GREEN EYES GRRR
Oh there's more than one of these.
Goddammit, I can't bring myself to save the pic for that reason.
It's really oddly common and I haven't the slightest idea why.
How is it not obvious she's master race and should have blue eyes? I cannot even fathom.
Deep blue wonderful beautiful perfect eyes that cannot go unnoticed.
Goddammit you made me miss my blue eyes an blonde hair. Fuck getting old.
On the bright side if I ever have a kid they'll be so master race. Gonna be ballin'
Are you like 40 or something
23. My eyes are half green now and my hair is almost totally brown.
FUCK, reply was supposed to be for >>100522668
>that intro text
So they've finally noticed that the Karslanders uniforms never match?
Those fucking eyes holy shit
Now imagine her sitting on a penis right up her bum with those eyes.
Right In The Butt.
I can't really expect for you to stop it, WPG.
(You should still strongly consider stopping it.)
Stop having fun.
You can't stop me. You ain't my real mom.
Please do not sexualize the witches.
Not sexualizing, enhancing.
Will S3E6 have Eilanya?
Have those books ever been scanned? I like the artwork.
AIming for Shirley's birthday for the dump.
Hopefully it works out.
Cutest, smartest, the most elegant. Perrine truly is the best witch!
Is there a need to update the paste?
No news ever. Just post the current one if you have it.
Eila really needs to dump that useless frigid fish and accept Nipa's pure selfless love.
She'd bring bad luck
But with Eila's predictive abilities she'd nullify all of Nipa's bad luck.
They fuckin complement each other like perfect couple.
Sleep time. Best time.
One Winged 2 is done now. Isn't Andorra somewhere? Does it need re-upping again?
Working on One Winged Witches.
As for Andorra no Majo, where was it available?
Can you draw your witchfu yet anon?
No, but I draw other people's witchfu
Why can't she have both?
Holy shit. I always thought it was one of those pink plastic spoons you get from Baskin Robbins.
Maybe it is
love is ded
Most people who watch SW develop their interest over time.
First they all like Hartmann, nobody knows why but she happens to be the entry level waifu, probably forced by Krautchan.
The follow up is Shirley and Lucchini depending on personal sexual preference.
An then we get to Sanya and Eila, complete faggots go for Sanya, people with more self esteem tend to like Eila.
Lynette is a bit special, people usually like her for her tits and because she is clumsy in the beginning of the show. I think most of the Lynette fans do deserve her, same goes for Yoshika, both girls pretty unspectacular so I figure loving them is not a temporary thing.
Militaryfags like Sakamotos laugh and how simple she can be, Sakamoto is a ok tier waifu.
I don't understand Minna fans, the reasons to like her seem more complex. The people who started to like her after the singing act are faggots.
Trude is a top level Waifu with more personality than Hartmann, very underrated but I see crazy love for her by a few people on /a/.
The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne, everybody hated her when they first watched the show. I hated her for at least a year or so and while I expressed my hate by posting bad things on /a/, I sort of realized I actually like her. It wasn't easy to accept that this stupid bitch got me to this point but I didn't want to deny it either so I let it happen and fell in love with her. She isn't my waifu because I never cheat but I never had such a intense experience with any other girl ever.
> not the worst witch
I like you
I utterly despised Perrine in S1 and then she redeemed herself in S2 and became waifu in movie.
Truly the best witch.
>entry level waifu
true, I started watching the show because some random erica gif I stumbled over years ago and didn't even know her name nor the name of the show. It was love on the first sight.
>First they all like Hartmann, nobody knows why
huh? it's kinda obvious: blonde, blue eyes, luftwaffe ace, perfect aryan waifu 1000/10
captcha: marriage justified
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
That quality though
>replying to 5 year old copipe
>Trude is a top level Waifu
This pasta makes sense
>not defending your waifu by all available means
I wonder if its the one where she slid down the railings
it is, anon, how do you know?
You're not the first.
Because that is the power of Ericas butt.
We need a bug zapper gif.
So was right first?
Because why would she cosplay Nipa with her brownish hair?
What a silly filename. Left, obviously.
Right is the original, it's from this issue of SA
Humikane did Nipa version of that photoshoot?
That's nice. And the girl is actually pretty.
Does Fumi build kits then?
Why is she in a magazine article about Finnish WWII aviation? Or do they just have a random chick pose for it every week for shits and giggles?
Yes. Don't you even follow his tweets?
Pretty girls are part of planes didn't you know?
And car magazines have always women too.
No. I have no twitter.
Neither do I. So fucking what?
Cute girls and military hardware go hand in hand.
Sure, it just seems somehow amusing that a model airplane mag does this too.
I think it was in one of those SW mediafires
The zippyshare link for OWW vol1 tankoubon has expired, remove it.
Shit I'm too late for the sweet duet talk
>dat broken Finnish
At least they tried
I can't decide which is more horribly mangled, the russian or finnish.
I found the problem. Stupid nips.
Here you go. You can get the ones with translations on Dan's Website but the scan quality as alot lower.
>I found the problem.
No.. no, you did not. You only made it more obvious.
Try not to take everything you read at face value.
I have trouble understanding what they're trying to say.
Yeah, that's appropriate.
I miss the old times.
heeey, don't die now.
I don't want to get punched
Weird OP we have today it's killing the love
Please save it by bullying the following:
Thank you in advance
no bullying pls
How else are meant to love without hate?
You don't touch Nipa. She's innocent.
Karlsland, Karlsland über Alles, über Alles in der Welt!
You are meant love with love, not hate.
>a huge safety hazard
But I love hating her
I pick innocent.
Good luck dealing with all that misfortune and attracting lightning due to her huge woozles
Erica's going to bully Helma one day.
You should had started a family with a witch there bro
Who needs friends amirite guys
She's like 12 and wearing extremely low-leg pantsu. What is wrong with these people.
Or what is right? No, defenitely what is wrong.
Guess you can say she's being stuffed
Oh god kill me please
There's nothing wrong with having imaginary friends I mean I got you guys right?
That's wrong. Every post on /a/ is made by me.
What a plot twist but it explains the lot of Erica we get around here
Not that I'm complaining
Where can I purchase an Hartmann, preferably prepackaged like that
Not for sale.
Gotta earn the Hartmann.
Does it mean there's a way to get both Hartmanns?
you are literally the dumbest. go away cirno.
Greed is a sin. Share the love.
Sorry, Erica is already taken.
That sounds really greedy. Maybe you won't get any Hartmanns.
Yeah. By me.
Ill_just_take_my_little_sister_and_leave.png because apparently I don't have it save on my computer.
You misunderstood me
All I wanted was some extra drinking buddies
I already have a perfect angel and /a/ to get drunk with
Here ya go buddie
It's not underwear, it's a part of their uniform. That's why it's not embarrassing.
Thank you. I can't believe I didn't have that already. Although a better question is why hasn't anyone shooped Barkhorn in that pic yet.
Because Aurora is better oneechan
Barkhorn will literally kill a mother fucker for looking in her imouto's direction. She 100% cray.
Clearly onee-chan material.
Cause that's not how Trude gets her imouttos
Yes it is. She kills everyone else and then all the little sisters are hers. That's the superior Karlsland tactical think, right there.
Wish Trude would be my onee-chan
And make them wear this in order to mark her territory?
Locking them in the basement is easier, trust me.
You'd better be drinking juice.
You know you can drink beer at 14 in Germany, right?
Shhhh, dont say that. You will make the Americans cry.
I am Liberion. Us and our stupid laws about not teaching responsible drinking. We're so ass-backward.
Are american kids that much of alcoholics?
Alcohol's bad mmm'kay.
It's seen as an "adult" thing that stupid teens do a lot to make them seem grown up. You're "cool" if you drink before your supposed to, even though it's not really a big deal and after you reach the drinking age it's just like "meh".
No, it just grinds against their whole "freedom" thing.
Oh. Could be worse. Like, Suomus-tier worse.
And come on guys
Not getting drunk by yourself with your waifu to drown your sorrow?
You shouldn't let Sanya drink.
ZUN go away
Plus a drunk Sanya is funnest Sanya
She's just an alky. And really 35% isn't that bad. When I want to stop feeling feelings, I go for the 95% shit. I have no concern for my body.
You sound like an edgy 13 year old.
American drinking and beer is consider babby compared to Europe and Asia.
No, I just really don't give a shit.
Please this is not the place to /pol/
Yeah, no. Claiming you drink industrial ethanol. Hell, even those are denatured to ~80-90%.
How is that /pol/? Guy's just an idiot.
To be fair there is >90% vodka. Which no one who actually enjoys a good vodka would drink, mind you. I think this particular anon is doing what >>100560535 talked about.
You don't drink this shit because you enjoy it, you drink it to get nasty ass hammered.
I am that anon. Again, sometimes I just want to forget everything.
You fuckers need to take it easy
What about tea?
Fuck you, it makes witches real.
Hell, they don't sell industrial alcohols that strong in my country. Because someone might actually drink them of they weren't denatured.
You have serious problems, seek help.
I don't do it often. Usually just when I'm alone which isn't very often surprisingly. Plus all I do is put on Strike Witches and yell at the screen.
>put on Strike Witches and yell at the screen
Isn't that how the show is meant to be watched?
What does anon yell while watching Strike Witches?
You shouldn't be yelling at angels
Depends on what they're doing. If they're being silly, i.e. stealing underwear I'll scream shit like YOU GUYS SO CRAZY, STEALIN' UNDIES AND SHIT. If it's a serious scene, like they're fight the Neuroi it'll sound like KILL THEM SUM BITCHES, PROTECT OUR FREEDOM. THAN YOU BASED WITCHES.
I actually haven't done this in a while. I feel like I need to now.
whenever eila is being hetare around sanya: "JUST FUCK ALREADY"
i am monitoring
>Not cheering on your favorite witch in the heat of battle
I do do that.
I want to side with Helma when Erica bullies her.
>"JUST FUCK ALREADY"
Sanya is too pure and won't let that happen
I can see we will have a problem here
Erica doesn't do it on purpose. Helma just needs to stop being a stuck up sally.
Is there a tag for this kind of chest size?
My fuckijg dick
Sanya clearly wants it, but Eila is too chickenshit to do anything.
You mean flat? Pettanko works too.
In the CD drama Sanya says she's jealous of Eila touching other boobies and not touching her's
So I think you're right about that
That's not flat though. Look she has a line between her breasts
The word is "perfect." Not flat, not big, just perky with a nice plump
That's Yin, not Sanya.
Pettanko is washboard to small. So like no bigger than an a cup.
This nigga gets it.
My bad have a fresh one
There's a pixiv tag for that. It was something like perfect breasts or exceptional breasts, I really don't remember.
Needs a penis.
b-cup? low c?
Sanya is for loving not lusting
How about I wreck your shit?
Looks like it is time for some pure Sanya
Erica knows she's perfect too. So many other witches have inferiority complexes about their gift of DFC/DSC.
>you'll never adjust her antennas
I see you're on thin ice there
>you'll never be a night witch
>you'll never touch her antennas with yours
That's even lewder than holding hands you best spoil that shit
Whoops, forgot to spoiler it. Better delete it, that's 2lewd4/a/.
That would be awkward to explain that ain't candy
Awkward, how so? That's a balloon!
i love seeing yoshika get bullied
WPguy why do keep tempting me?
Breathing fast and heavy here
But what does she do with her imoutos?
Who wouldn't enjoy being loved in a totally-sisterly-and-not-sexual-in-any-way... way?
Please stop testing how pure my love is for her
I've fapped to Sanya one time in the 5 years I've considered her my waifu, don't feel bad anon.
Like hell she doesn't
Her real imoutto is in the hospital and can't walk
You tell me what it means
I want to lick that naval so badly.
You didn't go nuts on pe theta and as-special's doujins?
You're a stronger man than I am
And only my dear waifu for 4 years when I actually watched the show
You can keep going
which witch do you think saw a weiner! before?
old witch obligatory
I'm imagining Sanya as an old rabbit ears tv with Eila messing with her antennas and bonking her on the head to try and get a signal.
Old hangs like Mio and Perrine with the shota dicks
That seems too funny how is it not a thing yet?
All the Liberions and Karlslanders swimming nude in quarries and lakes as kids.
you used to be cool...
Sanya a slut
If you don't stop that, I'm going to have to confiscate all your witches.
All of them.
if I had the chance, I would do 3 things to you
1. stab you in the gut with a nail clipper
2. cut off the top part of your ears
3. stab you in the eye with a fork then put salt in it
Bite off his dick
How would the first one hurt?
if he repeats ill wish i can stab him in the nuts with sewing needles
>bullying my waifu
I won't let you.
have you ever seen one of those nail clippers with a small nail filer that turns out?
that's what I wish I'd stab him with
I really doubt it could do any real damage but it would hurt a lot
your waifu is WPG?
Your waifu is wallpaper guy?
No, Perrine is.
That's even worse.
>tfw wallpaper guy won't ever be your waifu
he insulted my waifu with lewd. he's not deserving
Mine too but there's no way my wpguy can be this cute
>stab me with the little file
You mean this thing? There's no way to stab someone with this. you can't hold it to where it would be stable. You could do more damage with your finger.
Ever seen the movie "The Help"?
I'm gon' send you a pie.
So much violence and lewd. Please don't escalate into lewd violence.
All of them. No reason why any of them wouldn't have seen their own anatomy.
Ok guys, poll time. This is important!
WHOOOOOA man that got lewd. 2lewd4me
I bet you dont get any
Two out of three anons agree: Perrine a shit
vote WP guy on principle because he's killing the love
It's 50/50 now.
Apparently, half of anons think wallpaper guy is a witch.
Sorry that was the wrong version
Where's the "BOTH!" option?
We're all witches if we believe anon.
Also it helps if you wear pantsu.
By weeding out witches unworthy of love? I think not.
>unworthy of love
can I vote you for worst everything?
Make a poll. I'll even vote for myself. I'll even trip to do it.
don't really care anymore.
WP Guy is winning the "shittiest everything award" by one vote so I can peacefully go to sleep
That's rude to Perrine.
Um, wtf am I observing there? Should I even ask...?
Does anyone have the comic this is from? Feels like forever since I've seen it posted.
Had it in English somewhere. Can't find it, it's not in my comic folder.
Amazing breasts. Eila has a lot of ground to cover.
Would you mind posting the original one?
Those things are absurd. No way she could fly with them
You're right, they'd spill everywhere.
Oh god, for a moment I thought you were still talking about her woozles and got some horrid lactation fetish image in my head.
...We're not talking about her woozles?
>She'll never breastfeed you
is that an actual 4chan banner?
If moot wasn't such a faggot it would be
Nope. It was made and submitted during the competition, but it never made it. So is this too.
I want to grope them and tell her that they are pillows.
I want to impregnate and marry Nipa
and I want to just say "Niiiipppaaa" to her over and over.
Well atleast I can hold my Nipa daki...
So who is this chick?
Its like you don't even belong here
Crasher O'Hare II
Nikka Edvardine Katajainen (Nipa)
502nd member known for falling subject to Eila's pranks and crashing/breaking multiple striker units.
That one that was in the movie for like 27sec and spent most of that getting hit by lighting?
Eila doesn't need to choose between them, does she?
*sigh* sadly yes ;-;
I'm all for the joys of dakimakura ownership but trying to cuddle with a plane crash victim and a girl standing vertically upright seems like it wouldn't be that enjoyable.
Nipa isbn't standing up in that though, Eila is. Not that I have anything against Eila it just that this is the best Nipa daki I could find. Also its been stated that Nipa has the ability to regenerate very quickly so she isn't that hurt by the crashes.
damn captcha. Moot is killing the love
I know, but in either situation neither seem very cuddly.
Having a dakimakura with different girls on both sides must be awkward if you only care for one. Pretty sure hobbyheart (who sells that design) will just print one picture on both sides if you request it though.
It's good to see this thread is still up
I like 'em both, I like all the Suomos girls tbh its just that Nipa is my favorite.
EMT I've seen you suggest that place a couple times now. If I didn't know any better I'd say you work for them or something.
Goddammit I forgot I had a trip. Posting to fix that now
I'm poor and that's where mine came from. Wouldn't buy bootleg merchandise of any sort if it weren't for the former and you shouldn't either.
Also i'm not Chinese.
A fellow Anon suggested to make the paste available in Github Gists.
I'm rather afraid that it will share the same fate as PasteBin.
Try not to get struck by lightning.
Likewise, WP guy.
Sleep well and take care
You don't get to sleep.
I'm gonna go too. Off to bed with my Nipa daki
goodnight /a/nons, keep the love alive.
I'll take care of Nipa while you're away. Bye.
Finnish manga cafe.
>Finnish manga cafe
>clearly says manga cafe in english
check and mate
>final fantasy characters
Kahvi = Coffee in Finnish
Who is that on the wall? I can't tell because her head's cut off.
not much customers in there, seems like it will go bankrupt soon
Shit, never realized it until I took a second look
Either Minna or Eila.
I would imagine Eila all things considered but not sure.
What's Eila shoot?
Those 3 probably eat for like 10 though.
MG42 with the goofy patronentrommel in the anime, same as Minna.
>who could that be with the MG42 on the wall
For some reason that little bit of her hair reminds me more of Minna.
They might have just went with an easy silhouette. It probably is Eila though.
Weirdo model kits.
As soon as I see an Erica-themed Bf-109 it's bought.
Where was this?
I kinda figured they would make one.
Don't die, love. Although I need to sleep. Til tomorrow, then.
How the hell is Perrine worse than wpguy
wp guy IS perrine?
That would explain why they're so full of hate towards witches
It's late love is kill
Oh, I found the love, I was wondering where you went
I've been dreaming about Eila lately
>[476 replies] [240 images]
You're kinda late, this love is a couple of days old and almost over.
Late for the party
And she's been dreaming of you
I may be late but the love will never be over
Thread is coming to an end but at least we figured out that Perrine is worse than wpguy
Anyone still got that poll of mio vs hitler?
It's been months since last SW threads. Just how many things that i've missed?
>hate for witches
it's official, /a/ is killing the love, not just wp guy
I still don't get the poll.
I like both. I mean how the fuck can you watch SW and not like all witches?
And WP is p fun guy to have with.
Comparing both in terms of negative are just.. I don't know.
WPguy a shit
Perrine a shit
Mio worse than hitler
No hime utas
Ova this year
And love is alive and well
>at least we figured out that Perrine is worse than wpguy
What? You're wrong. They're equally bad.
The love is so balance
Even if it's just 28 of us
WP guy is worse because he's not an uitchi
>No hime utas
>Ova this year
alive and (still) wait, it seems.
>Mio worse than hitler
Her laugh isn't.
You sure? Have you heard Hitler's laugh?
Perrine is lesser witch compared with the rest of the 501st
Stallin is better
>Perrine is lesser witch compared with the rest of the 501st
fight me faget
Nobody likes Perrine and wallpaper guy occasionally kills the love.
Not yet. But i didn't think it was bad, though.
Do you want some of this bitch nigga?
I like how in that shoot it shows that Anon did the most damage but we blame wpguy the most
But I like Perrine and WP Guy keeps killing the love
tell him to stop ;_;
But we also love him cause he loves Perrinu
So, new thread? Anyone?
Love is tired we should wait