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Describe Evangelion in three words.
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最低だ。
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Kids, sex, and violence.
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2deep4u
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lol wtf did-

Can I get three more words?
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>>100455570
Greatest Anime Ever
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Best Girl Wins.
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What just happened?
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
This is enough of a description.
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Overrated but good.
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Girl fucks Uvula.
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Kaworu
Is
Kill
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What A Loser
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Mental issues. Angels.
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Everything Is Tang
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Asuka was best.
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piece of shit
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Haven't seen it.
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Shinji, so gay.
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Fucking hell, really?
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>>100455682
>being chocked to death in a post apocalyptic wasteland
>"winning"
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I love you
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Rei is Yui.
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>>100455966
>choked to death
>death
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>>100455920
Asuka IS best, dumb nerd.
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>>100455966
>not being into breathplay
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Shinji is faggot
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Komm susser tang
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Gay space jesus
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Rei best girl
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Love is destructive
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Hideaki Anno's obsession
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A Human Work
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Neon Genesis Edge-elion
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EoE is masterpiece
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>>100455570
Buy more merch
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Plot, then Congratulations!
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>>100455920
Depends on context nerd.
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Still haven't watched.
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Fuck your remake
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Rebuilds aren't sequels
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>>100455570
Not enough Kaworu
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>>100455570
pretentious overrated nonsense
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overrated, introspective garbage.
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Still discussed here
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asuka rei doujin
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>>100455682
>Falling apart, fusing with an angel, becoming a giant, having a vagina open up in your forehead, dying, and falling back to Earth in a heap
>"Winning"
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>>100455570
Anno hates you
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>>100456374
Beat me to it.
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Rei a shit
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>>100455966
>Death
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Spear of longitude.
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>>100456362
RETAKE best doujin
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I feel sick.
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>>100455570
But "overrated shit" is only two words!
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Shinji fucks up
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Red versus blue
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why so homo
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>>100456331
>he can't handle introspect
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Congratulations daddy issues.
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Get in robot.
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A master piece.
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Doodle is throbbing.
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Everyone gets fucked
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We'll meet again.
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I have two entries:

• what the fuck

or

• fuck you anno
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god is watching
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>>100456447
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Shinji wanks himself
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Best daddy ever!
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Didn't finish watching.
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Shittier than shit
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Did (Not) Watch
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Epic simply epic
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Fuck Ghost Banri
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Madoka of anime
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My fapping life
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Shinji kills everyone
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Kawuguu's head explodes
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Madoka is better
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What. The. Fuck.
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Last generation's Madoka.
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Not Shinji's Fault
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wtf i watched
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DAT WANK M8
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Nice fap material
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God dammit, Anno.
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Message to misanthropes.
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penis penis penis
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Kawo uguu ~
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Mai Other Waifu
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Robots are fun
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Ka Wo Shin
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Rei a shit
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Rei is love
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>>100456023
>>100456431
>2014
>being delusional
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Gay piano lessons
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ZOMG TEH REI
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worse grandpa's death
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babby's deep anime
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>>100455608
>>100456259
>>100456362
>>100456903
>>100456853

Best ones so far.
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Basically invented moe.
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>>100457278
>calls them delusional while being delusional
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Every thread ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KusK9OXDLU
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>>100455570
Devilman rip off

>Hidaki Anno: After all, even in Evangelion, I couldn't get away from the Devilman influence… I think I didn't do it consciously… After that, people made me notice : "Ah this is Devilman", etc…
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Nostalgia screams tits
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Absolute shitstorm station
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Classical music, bible, psychology.
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>>100455570
Shinji is Kaworu
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>>100457427
>dat gif
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>>100457458
You can't count very well.
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>>100456569
Space Gay Jesus
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>>100455570
poorly written shit
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Mari, best daughteru
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>>100457330
>any chinese cartoon
>deep
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>>100457537
Mari, merchandising slut.
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Asuka Moot Waifu
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/a/ is confirming itself as a haven of idiocy. The show has been around for almost two decades. How can this many of you STILL not understand it?
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Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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Asuka always wins
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>>100457533
Jesus Space Gay
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>>100457593
I'm pretty sure they're joking.

At least, I hope they are.
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>>100455570
Still the best.
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>>100457593
Because >>100457108 is exactly what it is, and most people who watch it don't pathologically hate humanity. It's lost on them because it's not for/about them.
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>>100457593
New generations of anime fans. Plenty of people still haven't watched it.
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pilot the robot
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What the fuck
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>>100455570
Semen in hand
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SHOUNENYO SHINWANI NARE
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>>100457458
lol what is that from? its perfect

also, for the op:
crying in robot
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>>100458689
Lurk. More. Faggot.
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>>100455570
Don't run away
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too damn boring (can't get past episode 20)
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Oh goddammit shinji
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I hate myself
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shinji you bitch
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My friends told me they hate shinji for being a beta faggot. It's funny because they're pretty much nerdy beta faggots themselves.
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maxi mum edge
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>>100458755
This, or you dont know shit about eva.
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it hurts bad
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So fucked up
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>>100455570
Congratulations!
Congratulatioiiiioooons!
ConGRAD_uLETSHIANS!!!!!!
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>>100458754
okay.jpg
>that feel when visiting from /co/
Are people here really this hostile over cartoons?
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>>100458931
Well obviously they're looking for wish fulfillment. They don't want anything that makes them critically examine themselves.

Which is why I think Evangelion was really important in making deconstruction a more popular approach for creators of anime.
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>>100459498
unfortunately so
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>>100459498
Does /co/ not have reverse image search?
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Did he masturbate?
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Shits
on
Madoka
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not that depressing
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ITT Overrated shit.
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Used for Bait
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Asuka won faggots
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Anno Hates Viewers
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
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>>100460085
Oh yeah~! Good point! That was dumb of me.
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deepest anime ever
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Money Money Money
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Shinji total badass
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>>100455570
Shit, crap, poop
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We don't know
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just letting fellow eva fans that this exists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1VkbB4bzDI
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>>100455570
>Describe Evangelion in three words.
Wasted my time
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>>100455570
Deal with it.
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>>100460264
No you, anon
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>>100455570

entry level mindfuck
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newfag shitposting forever
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Never gonna end
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>>100455570
Only NEETs understand
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>>100455570
waifus, Jesus, what?
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>>100456186
since 3.0, i beginning to wish the remake never happened. i'm just going to watch 4.0 when it's out, and then never to think of it ever again.
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>>100458689
look at last image.
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>>100456460
Overly
Rated
Shit
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>>100455570
not deep actually.
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It's shit, right?
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Hideaki Anno masturbating
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IT IS SHIT
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Shinji wants dick
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cool story bro
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"Cult doomsday prophecies"
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>>100455570
Tang
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Rei Deserved Better
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>>100463438
Rei is suffering
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Did not watch
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>>100455570
POKA
BAKA
SAABISU
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God kills dog
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What The Fuck
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That's his mom.
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>>100455570
Not worth it
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above so below
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>>100455570
>Too deep for
>Deep for you
>Too for you
>Too deep you

I need four words at least, sorry.
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>>100455570
Watching this for hte first time now, on episode 6.
so far it's:

Shinji
worst
MC
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>>100456259
>>100461081

Where are all these pictures of anno from? Is there a documentary on him?
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>>100466948
yeah, kind of
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I'm (so) Fucked Up.
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>>100455570
Mustn't run away
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>>100466948
Newfag.

Anno goes to his old school for an NHK documentary and runs around pretending to be Ultraman.
We also learn his mom is alive and he gets along with his parents.
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>>100455570
Overrated entry level
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>>100466849
>Evangelion
>deep
Choose one. Unless you're REALLY shallow.

O. Wait. Three words.

Believed Deep; Isn't.
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>>100467334
>he gets along with his parents.

Shocking.
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Rahxephon was better

Betterman was better

Argentosoma was better

Zambot was better

Ideon was better

I have plenty to choose from
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>>100467558
a bit too much
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Hormones fucking sucks.
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>>100467596
Hint most people never watched those
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All Tumbling Down
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>>100468239
Really?
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>>100467596

Out of those I've only seen Ideon. I liked the movies, Be Invoked was pretty retarded and entertaining. I've probably never heard of the other shows you mentioned because they suck cock.

Eva is probably better.
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>>100468269
Absolutely.
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You just can't
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>>100455570
reverse gender mecha
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shinjis best girl
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The only way to describe EVA : Anno hates us.
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>>100469181
Anno loves shekels
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Indescribably shitty ending.
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>>100467552
Because "2deep4u" is not the standard joke when a Evangelion thread appear.
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"Pattern blue detected"
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Bitches and whores.
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Wha the fuck
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>>100455570
ayanami best girl
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2 deep 4 you man

numbers are not words
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Kill that Cicada
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>>100455570
alltime no anime
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>>100471290
World's best parents
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>>100471338
Cicada's are great.
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Congratulations
Wait
What?!
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Emo
Kid
Sobs
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Evangelion of Anime
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>>100456587
>ayanami and asuke look fike fucking elves
>ayanami has saggy tits
>attempting to make the most beta character in anime history look like a badass psycho
>why the fuck did he even bother to add mari
>and why the fuck does she have a knife
>why try to make the plugsuit look hyper complicated and high tech when in reality the most technological things always look minimalistic
>what the fuck is he implying with that fuel dispenser on the left of ayanami

apart from that, this pic is fucking epic and I want it as a giant poster in my room.
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>>100456587
how could I miss that

"neon genesis evangelio"
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>>100471494

picture perfect
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Asuka wins evangelion
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How much better would this anime been if shinji had been alpha and based as fuck?
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Over rated
Fun
Entitled fanbase
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Nothing
makes
sense
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>>100471700

SOMUCHBETTER

I can't even imagine it.

Wait, no, it would be generic as fuck with shallow characters that are there just to stroke his ego.
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>>100471779
So pretty much like most fanfics that make Shiji "badass" and miss the point of his character
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>>100471805

Yup, exactly.
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>>100456569
I love this very moment- it's like the two opposite alien human creatures/mother & father of two respective life forces nodding at each other in silent approval
"yeah. keep on doing what you're doing"
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>>100471805
Are you saying all EVA fans are retarded and like something completely nonsensical that's shit in literally every concievable way?

well then you're right
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So fucked up.
>>
気持ち悪い
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>>100471779
this. Shinji isn't wimpy. he's a fucking normal 14 year old.
if any of you fucks say that at the age of 14 you'd be eager and confident to pilot a giant alien robot suit against giant aliens, you're fucking lying.
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>>100471877
It's kind of hilarious watching people fawn over that shit.
>>100471916
I think I know what you're talking about
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Allegory

Beta

Tang
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overrated pretentious garbage.
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>>100471968
there it is.
there's always gotta be at least one.
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>>100469126
>you will never have asuka press her deliciously smelling feet in your face
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>>100471932

This, everyday of the week

Why would they get 14 year old children to pilot robots instead of trained military personal anyway?
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>>100469126
>>
>>100472025
they explain it in the series, dingus

you think they wouldn't try military trained adults first? it didn't work right. synch rate too low and also shinji's mom died kind of
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>>100472025
>Why would they get 14 year old children to pilot robots instead of trained military personal anyway?
he hasn't even watched the series.

His opinion is therefore utterly irrelevant.

Can't believe how much newfaggotry there is in this thread
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yust recently watched eva, i think its good like realy good like better then this shit that browsing now.

downloading the remake's right now.
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sh i t
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>>100472087
>>100472107

Guis

Guis, i watched it 6 years ago, and "synch rate is too low" is just an excuse by the writer to insert teens there.

Of course if they ever did Evangelion any other way it wouldn't be Evangelion would it
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
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>>100472107
Most people who criticise it have either not seen any of it, never finished it and EoE, or misunderstood it. When I say misunderstood it, I don't mean the the stuff people usually misunderstand, I mean they didn't grasp the bare bones of the story.
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>>100455682
Being the protagonist does not count as winning.
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>>100472437

What are the bare bones of the story?

I think I know but then again I don't know if I know.
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>>100472532
Well do you think Shinji should have "manned up" and that would have made everything better?
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Everyone's fucking nuts.
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>>100471570
>Evangelion of
The only correct one.
>>
Son of a
>>
Fuck you Shinji.
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>>100472578

Of course not. Shinji was never capable of "manning up". His problem was being afraid of people and being afraid of people pushing him away, therefore he pushed them away.

I guess kinda the same way Asuka did. But she took solace in her Eva badassery, Shinji took it in being alone.
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The heart (doki).
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Both girls suck
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>>100456104

I need you
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>>100472987

Yup, Misato is the best.
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>>100456104

I need you
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Overrated but decent
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I expected better.
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Ride baloney poney
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Give anno money
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>>100455570
What
the
fuck
>>
Kimochi wa rui
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>>100472222
rebuild =/= remake

it's a sequel
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>>100471700
10/10 pic get rekt kaworufags
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Omedetou omedetou omedetou
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>>100455570

A landmark show.
>>
get back in your robot faggot.
More than 3 words but I dont give a fuck
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It's an angel.
>>
A Ideon rip-off
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>>100471700
>Son get in the Robot
>Awesome Dad you're the best
>Live with this woman
>Awesome Dad you're the best.
>Here have another
>Awesome Dad you're the best.

IMO it would be bland as fuck
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Hipster anon's scapegoat
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/a/ stop being so tsun-tsun to us! We like you!
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Rei a shit
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>>100474771
>>>/v/
>>
anno trolled you
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>>100455570
last two episodes
>>
>Overrated
>Overlong
>Alright
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Asukafags are insufferable.
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Rei is best
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>>100455570
Other better choices.
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>>100455570
Thanks Anno-senpai
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Pretentious overrated garbage.
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Neckbeards like Rei.
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I like it
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Anno trolls again.
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What the fuck?
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>>100455570
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Rei a cute.
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shinji is unlikeable
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>>100455570
Waste of Time
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Pilot Rei Butt
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Who is Ryoji
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>shit
>posting
>thread
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>>100455570

everybody got raped
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>>100455570
Kimo chi warui.
>>
his baloney pony
>>
>>100477615
:3
>>
>>100463580
Go watch it
>>
>>100455570
Waste of time
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>>100478807
Waste of space
i'm talking about you
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>>100455570
"Angst", "depression", sluts
>>
Manga was better
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Everyone'(ha)s tragic past
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>>100455570
Milked to death.
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>>100455570
Pretty simple actually
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Gay boy god
>>
Enter that robot.
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new beginning: evangeline
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>>100455608
There's no sex scene except between Misato and Kaji
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>>100479387
LITERALLY neon genesis
>>
>>100476556
hi lain
>>
piece of shit
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>>100474672
yeah but his suffering would have mad us feel far more for. who would you rather see suffering. a pussy betacunt or a MAN.
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>>100458930
But Rei would never sleep with Shinji, and Asuka fucking hated him.
And the other one saw him as a little kid.
>>
Angels, humans, cubes.
>>
Everybody finds love
>>
Ramiel best waifu
>>
>>100482529
Ramiel a star
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>>100482529
ramiel a cutie
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>>100455570

Overrated dog shit
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Cum covered hand
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>>100480871
do you even tsundere
>>
Does anyone have that rebuild image of rei and asuka standing beside each other naked? Asuka looks pissed, as usual.
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>>100484080
Asuka wanted kaji. Someone like her wouldn't be caught dead with a beta. RETAKE was laughable.
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Boring overrated shit.
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>>100484898
you slept half of the time ,didn't you?
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Rei's fuckable nipples.
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>>100466899
not
getting
it
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>>100484981
No, I'm just not 15
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comatose girl fantasy
>>
>>100467596
>Betterman was better
Well, no shit.
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>>100485034
>Rei is fuckable nipples
>four words
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A shit anime.
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The absolute best
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Worst anime ever
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>>100485216
>>100484981
You're both correct and incorrect at the exact same time.
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Overrated.
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「気持ち悪い」の真実

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAivNMYAhvs
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>>100485538
>possessive apostraphe
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Kaworu dies twice
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>>100485634
pls ellaborate
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Make it stop
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Babby's first anime
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>>100455570
Go fuck yourself.
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complete utter shit
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>>100455570
u wot m8
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Piece of shit.
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love teh rie
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Ahh, refreshing Tang.
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>>100461761
that would mean it had been rated too many times
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Future computers suck.



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