If you're waifu left you, what would you do to get her back?
If only Oh! Great didn't spend so many fucking chapters on flash backs.
remake reality into my image
>implying yandere ever leave
Go to gensokyo twice.
>telling a handsome stud what to do with his chapters
Nothing, she is not real anyway
Forget the whore and find a new one.
You can Rewind, but can you even Rec?
conjure a Jackie Chan tulpa to get her back.
Not on /a/ you can't.
cry and masturbate to her old photos
I don't think that works on just any girl
But it does.
You'd never know until you try.
I can win her heart back with this pile of gems
I get the strangest feeling I'd end up going into a hole 6 feet deep and never come out.
Nothing. She come crawling back when she need the D.
If the only way for her to be happy is to be with someone else, all I can do is not bother her.
that opening was so good
Like hell I would ever try this on a girl, let alone my ex waifu
I would keep the kids.
She's not getting Becky or Hakase.
It would be hard to explain to them that the waifu isn't coming back and that she had all the money but we would manage.
beta as fuck
>Thinking you'd get the kids
>when she need the D.
Keep telling yourself that. Your S13 still sucks, though
>being this beta
No wonder she left you.
Well, plan A failed, but plan B is still on the table.
Kidnap her and chain her up in the basement forever.
Final play in the Playbook – The Waifu
>1: Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.
>2: Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club… and get shot down on purpose.
>3: Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, which will drive waifu nuts.
>4: Waifu goes nuts.
>5: Find the person who annoys waifu most in the world (‘Person D’) and ask for her help. Explain everything to Person D and hope she agrees to help.
>6: Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.
>7: Pretend to be dating Person D.
>8: Wait until waifu inevitably breaks into your place to find The Playbook and show it to Person D, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.
>9: After Person D “finds” The Playbook, have your first “big fight.”
>10: Prove your loyalty to Person D by burning The Playbook, and actually burn it. You don’t need it anymore.
>11: Because your friends have no boundaries, they’ll inevitably have an intervention for Waifu, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Friend B and Friend C’s apartment.
>12: Tell only Friend A, who dated waifu, about your plan to propose to Person D.
>13: Wait and see if Friend A tells waifu. And if he does, it means your best bro in the world has let go of waifu and has given you his blessing.
>14: Waifu arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of The Playbook… the last play you’ll ever run.
>15: Waifu realizes she’s standing underneath mistletoe.
>16: Hope she says yes.
It's not my fault she's a slut
I still love and miss her though ;_;
Save da univers
If you cut her off from the outside world, you'll become her only world.
You're brilliant, anon.
It would be time to jump.
she can literally be carried away and you would never be able to see her again and she has no way of attempting to escape or contact you in any way.
what a horrible idea.
Oh god, this image
Which is why you keep her in the basement, silly.
Nothing. That means I was a failure of a husband. Learn to move on.
>It would be time to jump
Back into the past so that you can be with your beloved again.
Not that kind of jump.
I have to try this someday and hope she doesn't say no.
Anon, the only way my waifu would leave me is if she died.
And since all her money came from the government because of what she does, I wouldn't get much.
Whatever, I'll just wait for next season's waifu.
Pull on her chain.
I'd pull on your chain if you know what i mean
I'd rather you didn't.
That sounds painful.
You two, get a room
>implying I still love her
>implying I don't frequently fantasize about cheating on her
>implying I don't ask her if we can do "threesomes" (i.e I just focus on the third girl the entire time while she just sits there masturbating)
I only stay with her out of habit.
Love is a very temporary thing, kids, make sure to remember that.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?
Let the stalking begin
I fucking hate you assholes.
I'd do this.
Go back to the last autosave.
This guy right here.
>being this new
How is your first day on 4chan?
I've been here long enough. I still hate improper grammar.
But anon, it's about the memes. The memes!
Also, you're waifu a shit