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If you're waifu left you, what would you do to get her back?
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Rape
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>>100454728
Rewind
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If only Oh! Great didn't spend so many fucking chapters on flash backs.
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remake reality into my image
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>implying yandere ever leave
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Go to gensokyo twice.
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>>100454797
>telling a handsome stud what to do with his chapters
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Nothing, she is not real anyway

cries
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Forget the whore and find a new one.
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>>100454760
You can Rewind, but can you even Rec?
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>>100454728
conjure a Jackie Chan tulpa to get her back.
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>>100454728
No Contact
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>>100455144
Not on /a/ you can't.
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cry and masturbate to her old photos
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>>100455523
I don't think that works on just any girl
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>>100455640
But it does.
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>>100455640
You'd never know until you try.
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I can win her heart back with this pile of gems
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I get the strangest feeling I'd end up going into a hole 6 feet deep and never come out.
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Nothing. She come crawling back when she need the D.
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Nothing.

If the only way for her to be happy is to be with someone else, all I can do is not bother her.
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>>100454728
that opening was so good
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>>100455676
>>100455683
Like hell I would ever try this on a girl, let alone my ex waifu
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I would keep the kids.
She's not getting Becky or Hakase.

It would be hard to explain to them that the waifu isn't coming back and that she had all the money but we would manage.
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>>100455897
beta as fuck
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>>100456007
>Thinking you'd get the kids

Ha~
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>>100455813
>when she need the D.
Keep telling yourself that. Your S13 still sucks, though
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>>100455991
>being this beta
No wonder she left you.
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Well, plan A failed, but plan B is still on the table.

Kidnap her and chain her up in the basement forever.
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Final play in the Playbook – The Waifu

>1: Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.
>2: Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club… and get shot down on purpose.
>3: Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, which will drive waifu nuts.
>4: Waifu goes nuts.
>5: Find the person who annoys waifu most in the world (‘Person D’) and ask for her help. Explain everything to Person D and hope she agrees to help.
>6: Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.
>7: Pretend to be dating Person D.
>8: Wait until waifu inevitably breaks into your place to find The Playbook and show it to Person D, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.
>9: After Person D “finds” The Playbook, have your first “big fight.”
>10: Prove your loyalty to Person D by burning The Playbook, and actually burn it. You don’t need it anymore.
>11: Because your friends have no boundaries, they’ll inevitably have an intervention for Waifu, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Friend B and Friend C’s apartment.
>12: Tell only Friend A, who dated waifu, about your plan to propose to Person D.
>13: Wait and see if Friend A tells waifu. And if he does, it means your best bro in the world has let go of waifu and has given you his blessing.
>14: Waifu arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of The Playbook… the last play you’ll ever run.
>15: Waifu realizes she’s standing underneath mistletoe.
>16: Hope she says yes.
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>>100456202
It's not my fault she's a slut

I still love and miss her though ;_;
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Save da univers
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>>100456381
If you cut her off from the outside world, you'll become her only world.

You're brilliant, anon.
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>>100456414

Stinson, pls.
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>>100454728

It would be time to jump.
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>>100456476
she can literally be carried away and you would never be able to see her again and she has no way of attempting to escape or contact you in any way.

what a horrible idea.
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>>100456476
Oh god, this image
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>>100456552
Which is why you keep her in the basement, silly.
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Nothing. That means I was a failure of a husband. Learn to move on.
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>>100456536
>It would be time to jump
Yes, indeed.

Back into the past so that you can be with your beloved again.
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>>100456736

Not that kind of jump.
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>>100456414
Brilliant.
I have to try this someday and hope she doesn't say no.
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>>100456063
Anon, the only way my waifu would leave me is if she died.
And since all her money came from the government because of what she does, I wouldn't get much.
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Whatever, I'll just wait for next season's waifu.
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Pull on her chain.
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>>100456970
I'd pull on your chain if you know what i mean
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>>100457103
I'd rather you didn't.
That sounds painful.
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>>100457103
>>100457167
You two, get a room
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>implying I still love her
>implying I don't frequently fantasize about cheating on her
>implying I don't ask her if we can do "threesomes" (i.e I just focus on the third girl the entire time while she just sits there masturbating)

I only stay with her out of habit.
Love is a very temporary thing, kids, make sure to remember that.
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BEATORICHE!!!

WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?
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Let the stalking begin
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>you're
I fucking hate you assholes.
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>>100454728
I'd do this.
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Go back to the last autosave.
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>>100460715
This guy right here.
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>>100460597
>being this new
How is your first day on 4chan?
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>>100461670
I've been here long enough. I still hate improper grammar.
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>>100462284
But anon, it's about the memes. The memes!

Also, you're waifu a shit



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