>Ara ara, you wouldn't want an old horse like me, would you?
You wouldn't a used 200 year-old kitsune's pussy..
>Starting a thread with the worst monster girl species.
If that's your opinion, then surely you can appreciate that we can only go up from here.
We can salvage it with Manticore
I'll never understand the love for centaurs.
Do you people enjoy horse pussy or something?
Yeah I wouldn't I'd use her ass
>Ara ara you wouldn't want an old horse like me, would you?
>My literal face when she forces you inside her by acting like a mare in estrus and giggles as you struggle under her vaginal muscle control until you spasm and impregnate her
...is it bad im contemplting this?
i bet she picked up some tricks over 200 years...not too old lookin too
I'll never understand normal fags.
Do these people just think it's easy to explain and understand fetishes?
>Not admiring dat horse ass
This guy knows what's up.
A scholar and a gentleman.
>Giant spiky tail.
I think we should just be friends, Manticore momma.
No ones got any love for the Centaurs
I think they're lovely. Especially if they're self-conscious about their height and weight.
That shit won't hurt you if it hits you. It's magic.
It'll just make your dick hard for a couple days.
Centaurs are the best when they're as adorable as Cerea, since she's self conscious about how big that ass is.
>It'll just make your dick hard for a couple days.
This is much more unpleasant than people probably think. Like you're supposed to go to a doctor if it stays longer than four hours.
for you faggots asking about the muramasa DLC earler now that the catgirl storyline is released the one with the farmers and the ghost girl has a trailer now
the storyline with the peasent who adopts a loli oni is likely to be released after this one
Is this whole monster girl thing not furry, like how traps aren't gay?
All I see whenever this picture pops up is her with legs cut off at the knee.
Also horse pussy.
So when are we going to see this?
I wish Bubuzuke would put out some doujins or something.
Oh man, cool.
I'm sure there are plenty of girls willing and able to 'cure' your ailment, or at least make it less unpleasant.
This thread ought to be alive long enough:
New chapter is up.
Priapism is no joke. It killed my father, and raped my mother.
Could you handle your pregnant succubi waifu?
>Not wanting to hit that horse pussy when Cerea can literally trap your dick inside of her and FORCE you to impregnate her like a good husband
My body is ready.
Oh man. Is that ghost the farmer's waifu?
Closest thing to furry is centaurs. Any signs of furfaggotry in these threads are shunned and then set on fire.
>From previous thread
As you consider Ame's offer to give her some spiritual healing, you feel another round of warmth bubbling up from within you. You feel heavy and hot, and now you hear... things. Whispers telling you to ravage Ame.
No, you think, it'd not be wise to do anything here. For one there's mangled bodies everywhere, not to mention it's extremely dark and dank.
You decide to rest with Ame, but that's about it. You notice she's looking disappointed, pouting slightly.
"Oh... okay...." is all she says in a quiet tone. You wonder if she's feeling the same thing you did when you were cut the first time.
After a few minutes Ame gets up.
"I think I'm good to go now... but I won't be able to use more magic."
Well, maybe you can do something later. As she slithers towards the unexplored end of the cavern in front of you, you notice her yukata is hiked up a bit on her backside, exposing the scale you saw before. The temptation to touch it is even greater now, but you manage to restrain yourself.
You reach the end of the cavern and discover... it's a dead-end. You need to go back to the main room and pick another path!
Since you picked the center path, there are two to your left, and two to your right.
Ame says she can faintly hear the sounds of water coming from the right two paths. The left two are quiet, though you both think you can see some kind of faint light at the end of the farthest tunnel to the left.
While you're pondering which way to go, you notice Ame is breathing a bit more heavily than usual. She keeps looking at you then quickly turning away.
>What do you do?
Call Judge Dredd
Just like how any sign of gay USED to be shunned and set on fire before /a/ went full homu
Head for the light. Pick the closer of the two.
>You will never give Cerea a firm smack on her flank
>She will never whinny in surprise and embarrassment
That's only if you take blue bombers or other boner pills anon, a natural erection lasting four hours is just fine, and would net you lots of 3D Pigs if you were into such horrid creatures.
Furthest left tunnel.
Check on your teammate. Not having her up to par can be deadly for both of you.
dumping this doujin if no one minds
so, lets continue on that cyoa from tuesday
you do your best job to blend in with your house, laying as low as you can and trying not to call attention, for the most part the music continues for a while, weaving a beautiful tune that seems impossibly long, long after you've lost any thought of being threatened you hear something that fires it back up and fills you with rage.
the sound of flapping wings. immediately the music stops and the flapping of wings only grows closer, you already knew who it was so you felt no fear of that, but if whoever was whistling figured out there was someone here you couldn't just fly away.
sure enough Manami peeked her head in "Ano-" you didn't even let her get the first word in before covering her mouth and throwing her next to you in the sand, instead of resisting or attacking she goes completely limp with flushed cheeks. her shivering body remains next to yours and you can barely make out the sound of footsteps before the music starts up again. You exhale in relief.
The time passes by like drops of water, the music is interspersed by the sounds of people talking and eventually it dies out entirely. Soon the first rays of light are shining through the stick walls and Manami is completely asleep in your arms, for the first time in a while you feel completely at ease and fall asleep as well, not even realizing how her naked crotch is pasted against your body.
"AHH!!" you wake with a start to a flustered Manami flapping her wings repeatedly while shaking her head. "Pervert!" she screams as loud as she can before you manage to get her to sit down and talk with you. "did we? Did you... inside of me?" you understood the main point.
"No, of course not!" you responded in a worried whisper which immediately brought a look of relief on her face before smiling "Oh okay!"
when you walked outside you could still make out smoke coming from the dune, the river as well was swelled and flowing freely.
>Smacking Cerea on her flank
>Holding her hand afterwards
>Maximamu the lewd
>At least five tails
It's not good to lie about your age, dear.
>she will never beat a fucking snake or a GODDAMN MERMAID in a swimming contest and ask you to hold her hand on the way home as a reward
Lewd and heart breaking.
Yes if you look at the trailer he is in his house praying for her before the rebellion
She came back to the world I the living to help him out one last time
I don't know how to upload multiple pictures at the same time sorry.
Why not just post the sadpanda link?
Because it has the definitive version
The game has better controls a better translation and looks better
If you can sneak Dredd into my writing I would be impressed
No one fucking has a vita
She is SO PERFECT
Best lamia doujin yet
I'm waiting for the Vita/Ps4 combo pack.
Miia is better than Cerea. Prove me wrong horsefuckers.
felt like dumping it and...forgot how to get in
don't start it
Go right. It is always the right choice.
Don't you mean....."bunduru"?
Clear your cookies first. Log in to g.e-hentai. Then go to exhentai.
Miia is a clingy slut (Darling's slut but whatever)
Cerea could kill a man for you and dresses decently (minus the no bra thing)
How does one forget how to get in? There's even browser plugins for firefox and chrome.
>forgot how to get in
Someone post the instruction with full ritual, I lost the image.
>Didn't even consider herself a candidate
>going after lamia
>not going after centaur
thanks a lot, gonna keep dumping anyways
Clarify 'check on'
Many people have vitas just not as many as 3ds owners
I have a vita
Oh Ilias, that doujin. The diamonds that were formed the day I found it...
this fucking comic
>>No one will ever write a about a qt CC Centaur girl who wants to experience the joys of being wooed.
Inquire about her condition. You should turn back if it has a chance of getting in the way for them exploring.
12Beast V1 and EMG V1 ordered, now I need CrabMan to sign and doodle in them.
Towards the light!
I can't find shit googling it. Mind helping me out?
Oh, no, it'll still hurt terribly. They're still giant spines that stick into your flesh.
The poison will just screw with your mind enough that the pain isn't a high priority.
My God, THAT ASS.
I have others.
I'm not into monster girls and was just passing by, but what the fuck, why boner.
Go left since you're so slow you're gonna get hit again by whatever the fuck comes from the water again
Nah I want Centaur booty.
2014 Year of the Horse! Let's all show some centaur love!
>not into monster girls
You are now.
[Hitagiri] The Instinct of Beasts
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
oh my, forgot to spoiler that one.
>You will never be trapped in the labyrinth with a minotaur msg who loves you.
This fits into my "remote orgasm" fetish
Like with vibrators and that one doujin with the magic mirror that let this guy molest and fuck girls at a distance
>You will never be pinned between that ass and a wall
>You will never have your pelvic bones smashed in orgasmic release
Oh my God thats SO QT
It's pretty rare for the janitor to bother with these threads, I've discovered.
I post porn all the time.
Maximum best taste
it's a cute story to be honest, anyways
>You will never forge your wedding bands together
She just seems so adorable for being so huge.
Im not sure which is more terrifying:
That they're smiling
Or that the Manticore is listening to the Cheshire
I bet she has a lot of frilly things like Tio
I need both of these in sweaters.
I think the problem with your story is that you make the choices wayyy to open ended. I'm not even sure what exactly we were trying to do right now other than "survive".
Also how come your lamia milf story isn't in your paste bin?
I-it's just not fair. Uwahhhh~
Then let's survive
This is great.
I bet just more bikinis and thongs.
I wonder how she'd respond to a gift of a new bell.
>We'll never see her pregnant
Im only getting sad.
That guy has great tastes.
aaand the end.
I'll have to continue this tomorrow. I'm really writing like shit right now and I'm kind of ashamed of how dull this is turning out. Probably because I am feeling like absolute shit at the moment.
I apologize for being a shitlord.
"I'm so happy"
At least he knows what he has
YOU HEAR ME, DARLING?!
God damn, why isn't she the main girl?
Took a while to realise the eyes moves.
Her heart is gonna break when Darling and Miia get married.
The only thing that bothered me about this was how low her cloaca was, she couldn't even wrap around him while they were having sex, which is one of the best parts of lamias
yeah you're right, I just don't like making it feel too restricted for the reader, this is supposed to be your adventure, go anywhere be anyone, do what you want to do, that sort of shit.
also I keep forgetting to search the archive for it, but I'll do it right now since you asked.
Do what you gotta do.
Hngh, I don't want to see that happen. She's just so sweet.
She deserves to be happy!
YES WE FINALY GET A GAME WHERE DURING THE FARMERS REBELION WHERE I DONT HAVE TO PLAY AS NOBUBAGA THE FAGGOT
Snakes have small tails
I guess we could ask harpy about places with a lot of resources unless we plan on staying by the river forever then. Also figure out what exactly the ring does so we can start adventuring and get tons of loot like the old guy did.
I'm a little sad you're getting so little responses, your stories are quite enjoyable
That is one cute Centaur. Know if there will be one of her?
If only anon, a lot of people don't like Centaurs for the whole "hhhhrrrr horse pussy". It would have made a good story about accepting monster girls and a cute girl learning what true love is. Oh God im really sad now. Fuck. ;___;
No love for poor Nobunaga.
Its fine. You're only human after all.
Say that to my face faggot, not online.
Aren't horse pussies pretty similar to human ones? What's the problem?
She'll even offer to pull the carriage with "Just married" on the back. Silently crying as they kiss just behind her.
Not her, but Kuroshiki did a centuar beforeo that
That's cruel, even for horse.
ATATATATATATA Your already dead
Your family turned into a bunch of ice skaters. You can't back up shit.
STOP IT STOP IT NOW!
I wouldn't even wish Miia getting heart broken that much.
THEY'LL TURN HER INTO THE GLUE THEY USE AROUND THE HOUSE.
They might actually be the same people, they look similar. Although kuroshiki sorta suffers from sameface
Eh, I don't feel like I'm improving at all. In fact I think I'm getting worse.
I'LL GLUE HER WOMB CLOSED WITH MY DICK. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Is there anyone that samefaces more than setouchi?
Isn't horse meat used in dog food? What if they get a pet dog?
YOU FUCK I'LL FUCKING WREK YOUR SHIT!
You're just realizing you're shit, which is good
People who don't end up posting uguu art on deviantArt
Your doing fine
Just chill out and take a break and it'll come naturally
Captcha ancentur species
Then you best be off to get some rest. Staying in this thread wont help you in anyway.
Maybe he just wants to discuss monster girls?
meanwhile mero sits in the bushes watching and masturbating furiously
Well, realizing one is shit is one thing - being able to build upon it is another.
I think I lack the talent needed to elevate above '15 year old attempting to write a bleach lemon' levels.
These threads are the only thing keeping me sane sometimes.
I love you guys
Who is the best bro monster girl and why is it Zombina?
IM BACK AFTER A WEEK
JUST REALIZED THERE WOULD BE A NEW CHAPTER SOON
WHAT DID I MISS?
WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?
You know what's a good way of getting better?
If you think you're shit, just write for yourself until you think you're good enough to show people.
The giantess. I just want her to smoosh me in a big hug.
Why are upside down boobs the best boobs?
Welcome to the club
Don't expect to leave anytime soon
Upside down Motorboat.
My boner couldn't take it
I have not kept up with monster musume in a long time because I knew Cera would lose.
But now this image has rekindled my interests. Is this a spin off or something because I don't recognize anyone.
I think I'd be better bros with Polt
Besides, she's not, you know, literally poisonous or a fujoshi
i loved this one so much
I do it because I like bonding with /a/nons, it's okay if they don't respond, thank you.
in any case I might drop this one and start another sometime tomorrow, there's no point in continuing something that went stale.
anyone have any proposals for a cyoa?
>anyone have any proposals for a cyoa?
how about one that doesn't fucking blow
12Beast, adventure story by Okayado.
Polt would be a great gf if nothing else, hell, with how business savy she is, maybe say wife.
we need more monstergirls in sweaters.
Is that you Hound?
That's a lot of fox
nope. But i occasionally fight hound over >>100457700
>Another reason to kill myself
Why do you want to hurt me so much anon
so soft. I just want to bury my face in them.
Daily reminder that mantis shrimp is best girl.
If anyone interested
Underboobs are rarely shown thus more erotic.
>there will never be a 'getting fit with Polt spinoff
Because I hurt just as much, and happiness in this world is zero-sum. To make yourself feel better, you must derive it from another source.
No telling what the latest chapter will reveal.
I'm hoping Tio tots, Zombina missiles, and Manako butt.
I want to do things to her horn
I want her to do things to my hand
im hoping for more Tio.
Also, still no manticore in a sweater.
>Doppel was Darling all this time
Always room for more Tio, still waiting for the mattress daki of Tio and the Minotaur.
What about her lower horn ?
How do you guys feel about humans who look like monster girls
This makes me want to see a monstergirl version of Animal Farm...
>That's why you're a virgin.
So any final guesses for "D"?
So far the two I've heard most is Dollarham and Doppel
I think it's The Director from chapter 14 trying to exact revenge...
Probably not, but it's plausible
That was a funny futurama episode
Any ghost girl love yet?
>hasn't heard of a girlpenis
Hitomi artist drew Manako?
Might not even start will a D. Even more mindblowing. Dullihan seems most popular and sensible since she was in the original comics like the others.
Oh God I fucking screamed. Please no more spooky ghosts.
Why haven't you bought Volume 2 yet?
Is it because you hate Okayado?
Is it because you hate Miia?
Yeah, he's done her a few times.
Day one, no, and she just got a bad wrap the last few chapters.
Not her fault though, just she doesn't like to share.
Yes. It's bland haremshit with art I don't particularly enjoy.
where the milfs at
Not buying any because Cerea won't win.
閉じ込める! 閉じ込める! 閉じ込める!
I had it preordered since December.
I want to poke her in the eye.
Would buy if Cerea was MC. Also whybuyitwhenyoucanjusttakeit.jpeg
I'm gonna do it.
Here I go.
Aah. I love cyclops girls.
I wanna blow my load on her cute face, get my cum in her eye, and console her afterwards.
Ju-on spooks me so much I've always been fascinated by those movies
It shouldn't scare me but it does.
I'm watching the gif loop and the goose bumps never go away
V3. Might mention that V2 was #2 in manga sales last week.
YES, please more Centaur!
>realistic and actually scary ghost girls
No thank you.
Unlike other scary or heart-pounding fetishes, the adrenaline rush can't even begin to compensate for the absolute horror they give me.
Lea was perfect
Why is only half the door moving?
In any event, I'm trying to imagine an Onryo done MGE style. Probably a yandere spirit with a slightly drooping eye that seeks to avenge her former lovers infidelity by having lewd sex with as many as possible.
>tfw sleeping with lights on tonight
Onii-chan, I'm scared... Can I sleep with you tonight?
Go back to your room. You don't have a ghost of a chance of sleeping in my bed.
Centaur fags sure are lucky that z-ton is one too
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
Where's my lamia equivalent, huh?
Onii-chan, do you remember when we were young, you said you would marry me?
Geeeet out geeet out now!
I aint even centaurfag I want more lamias.
Caruso-nii-san, can you help me put on my pajamas?
Color more Centaur please, friend.
who would play the pigs?
the lamias and the centaurs looked in through the windows while the harpies fluttered to the higher rafters, inside there was a long table upon which a variety of food and drink was placed. the humans and the elves were laughing and talking in a manner that previously was reserved for the monstergirls themselves, then the human who occupied the head seat began speaking
"gentlemen, for a long time a haze of distrust and hatred has fallen on our two groups, and I am happy to say that today this fog shall be dispelled." all at the table raised their glasses and cheered accordingly, all the while still laughing and eating. "When we came here today to inspect monstegirl farm we had expected to be met with indiscipline, shoddy work and low productivity. It is clear to say that we were wrong, and after some thought we have decided to introduce some of your own techniques in our own monstergirl dung-I mean farms!" the elves smiled smugly while the humans once again raised a toast
"a toast! to a productive future between monstergirl farm and to to small rations for the lower mgs" the cups filled to the brim and all at the table took a deep swig before the head elf stood to give her own speech, as always she was to the point and direct. starting off to thanking the humans on their compliments and wishing them luck in future enterprises. All the while something strange seemed to happen.
the faces of the elves which were fair and nubile shimmered and changed, their ears receded and became round and stubby. Nobody at the table made a comment as though it were perfectly natural. by the end there was no way to differentiate between the two groups, and the head elf finished with a quip "it could be said, that just as you have your lower classes, we have our lower mgs!" this remark was responded with loud guffaws and roaring laughter from the entire table. Soon the mgs returned to their stables with tears in their eyes and
>Implying Miia with centaur body isn't best girl
Who was the girl that played her? She looks like a qt.
Oh just fuck you man! FUCK
you ask for it
Get that disgusting shit out of here.
Do creepy ghost lady's even want to fuck? Don't they just drag you to the underworld/kill you as soon as they get their hands on you?
If there was a doujin about a really scary looking ghost girl who was actually dtf instead of trying to spook and kill, I could possibly develop a fetish for this kind of thing.
This movie gave me nightmares for like 5 years.
Until I watched it again and realize of very tame it was compared to the night terrors it had generated (all in all it doesn't have that many spooky scenes).
For some reasons that stopped the nightmares. Go figure.
I still get chills every time I see these pictures though. And it still wonder why it scared me so much.
One Oyster H-manga was about that but that's not nearly as scary as his stories are by themselves.
DO YOU REMEMBER, MIA?
THE FEEL OF WAIFUS?
There have been a few of that on sadpanda.
I don't understand, why were the elves pretending to be humans
c is such a fucking faget hound number 1
I'd prefer it being about a scary looking ghost girl who's down to cuddle, maybe hold ghost hands and have ghost walks on the beach, then I'll go to sleep and she'll walk into my dream and we'll have loving ghost sex.
just read animal farm you illiterate fuck.
>kunka kunka are you using new shampoo?
>lol selfie im so ugly xd!!
Yeah, I got nothing. This one just scares the fuck out of me.
Nice skin cancer.
not today q
>Oh dear, you just kind of popped out of my TV.
>And here I am just stroking my dick.
>Your move, lil miss ghosty ghost.
The shipping to australia costs as much as the book
What have you done to my queen!?
>There have been a few of that on sadpanda.
I'm talking like ACTUALLY scary. Not some kawaii ghost girl bullshit.
Yeah, I'd like this more, too. I'll never actually fantasize about this because shit's fucking scary. Like I was saying, I'd have to wean myself onto that kind of thing.
i didn't do it but the really question remains would you still love her
just for you anon
So basically a mix of
I can respect that
Of course! She would just be missing that thick,juicy,phat ass I love so much.
I want to rub up on cerea's big meaty ass
all my love
I want to nibble on it lightly, and kiss it.
>not wanting to get a big handful of that firm flank
Don't get me wrong that too. Its just, that ass is so nnnnfffffff
I wonder if this thread will stay up long enough for the writefags to post their stuff here?
>no one cares about what you post
why would they, you guys have clearly said that writefags and cyoa are cancer.
Fine then, post something and I'll read it.
I'm not one of the guys complaining.
>bookwurm story will never be finished
To be honest I'm not even sure which story that is, I just want more wurm.
who do you consider the group of 'writefags' to be?
Anyone who writes more than a greentext for the anons in these threads.
I don't recognize this hroz
I'll try and get manticore story in by tomorrow
God shes such a hard character to write
Well, though you didn't intend it, you made me feel a little better.
check the panda
Pssst, greetings my late night patriots.
Just going to post this story super early in the morning.
Ushi-Oni requested story is done
I got lost and accidentally made the story super cute instead of super lewd. Like some kind of Ushi-Oni pioneer or something.
Going to go back to a Marcus story this week since I left you guys on a cliff hanger.
Thumbs up, soldier!
It's brand new. I don't think I've seen it translated yet.
Freakin sweet! Stayin up this late really worked out. Thanks Cap!
Oh boy. Something to anticipate!
>Going to go back to a Marcus story this week since I left you guys on a cliff hanger.
Freaking tell me what it is you've written already and stop fishing for compliments. You can get those after I've read the damn story, or not, depending.
Silly anon. Everyone knows there's only one person speaking on the internet.
How long does it take you to write one of these stories, if I may ask?
If I'm really into it, a day and a half. If it gets lost in other work, Anytime before Saturday.
This one is really short though, which sucks because I'm trying to make them longer.
If I can do a lot of Lore and World building I pump out around five to ten pages a day and spend the rest of the time making sure what I wrote made sense. I finished this one two hours ago.
I never understood why there was a samurai helmet under her
So, not to seem ungrateful, but have you already got any other ideas on what you'd like to write about after you finish with manticore girl?
I wonder more about the bull-skull vagina guard
I see, so you're pretty quick then.
>all the typos
Probably just there for the sake of censorship
but why a skull?
To help emphasize how menacing she's supposed to be?
it just looks silly
A sash would be better and more practical
I wish to engage in unwholesome activities with Cheshire cat
Yeah, I know.
My brain was off during the whole thing, really. I'm going to try harder this week and not get distracted by other things all day and night.
But I'm going to disappear again! Good night, my fellow patriots!
Or, you know, the fur she's already covered with. The sash would match the eye patch, but also cover dat sweet rack.
Chess but instead of chess pieces shot glasses filled with semen.
Just by combining posts from this thread, I think I've come up with a premise for an interesting MG story.
I must get to brainstorming.
but centaur a worst
So... you'd be trying to not capture any pieces while she captures all of yours? That'd be interesting, to say the least.
But she's not covered in fur down there. That bit is human.
so you want to do shots of her semen?
>Good night, Cap!
If she can have fur covered nipples she can have long pubes.
I guess you could replace hers with mushrooms.
Phallic shaped mushrooms, but mushrooms nonetheless.
>Phallic shaped mushrooms
...that act as aphrodisiacs? I'm in.
Not sure what classification she falls under. I'm wanting to say satyr
The point is no matter what you do. You lose.
But all monster girls a best.
>including the wan wan post
I don't like where this is going.
Losing results in fucking a Cheshire Cat though. Fucking a Cheshire Cat with a cock powered by shrooms. Is this some kind of Pyrrhic loss?
I'm sure anyone here would jump at that chance. As opposed to someone who was dragged around against their will and is supposed to avoid getting raped.
>he doesn't like where that is going
yes soraka is a satyr
I like my organs just how they are thank you.
you were at the library for an assignment or something, does that really matter right now? anyway you had picked up what you needed and were heading out with a small bag with the books you had selected, you hardly made it past the gates as you were assaulted by a blur of green scales. the rush of it sent you flying and caused all your books to spill onto the floor.
the world around you is a strange blend of stars and spirals, they blend into one another and soon you begin to make out a face among all of it, an extremely feminine face with strange protrusions. Her look is one of worry and anxiety as something scaly pokes at your temple. The world comes back into focus and her expression changes to relief and she gives you a sincere smile before lifting you up.
"You alright?" her words come out brutishly, she actually pronounced the g in alright. Despite all of this she is happy as can be and begins shaking your hand with enough force to rip it out of its socket, she stops when she sees you in pain and hugs you, which only manages to crush your spine and causes you to gasp in agony.
She completely detains her attempts at kindness and with the utmost care lays you out to rest, your books placed in a messy pile next to you. for the first time you realize she has a giant fucking tail which should've been a more important trait, that and the fact that she covered in claws from her arms to two horns curving out of her jet black hair.
"who are you?" you regain your breath and the feeling in your lower body, she nearly gives you another handshake before stopping herself at the last second and slowly pronouncing her name "Dagurashibanipal!" her accent is thick with something approaching german or norse, she looks at your confused expression and blushes "call dagura." with her thick and primitive tone.
"help with books?" she extends a single clawed nail for you to shake and the other toward the towering pile of books that you were taking out.
>Last time on Travels with a Yellow Bird
>You conscript new veteran crew and acquire new cannon from the sinking pirate ship
>An iron Dragoon frigate, possibly detached from a larger convoy or fleet, arrives and immediately begins pursuit of your small damaged windjammer
>The ship is faster than your wounded boat and is gaining slowly
>You find out your magic map is more like a magic bird's eye view of the ocean, even details like ships can be seen at the smallest resolutions
>You go over your options with Elsa and Flit
A smart man knows when it's time to run!
Temporary displacement isn't that bad a thing.
I want to be fucked HARD by Wan.
>Naw, I'm okay.
How the heck could she help?
Sure let her help you.
How could she not?
>How could she not?
Lots of ways, like destroying the books I've got that I don't even own or snapping my spine for real.
If I remember correctly, one of the option was to ditch 2 weeks of supplies and hide in the storm. I'm hoping the ship has enough structural integrity to be able to withstand that.
That is one hell of a reasonable Ushi-Oni.
Damn. I gotta go to sleep. I'll see you in the morning.
That loving look of her face remind me of foot job salamander. Both things I will never have ;_;
Is there a big list of monstergirls somewher? I keep feeling like I'm running out of species if I start thinking about it.
"Naw, I'm fine thanks." you smile and get up, putting away all your books while she looks at you confused and annoyed, just as you turn to leave she grabs your hand "Nooooo I mean, you help... uh." she begins stammering but you just tell her you're alright and she slowly lets go, she has a sad look on her face for no reason but that must just be some quirk about those weird monster girls right?
you walk the rest of the way home, just when you're a street away it starts raining forcing you to run the rest of the way, just as you make it to the front you slip in the wet sidewalk sending half your books flying to their doom. You curse the gods and collect them quickly before running up the stairs and isolating yourself for the rest of the day.
for the most part you shift between reading and making a thread on 4chan about that strange monstergirl who had stopped you in the library, the replies shift from "pics plox" to ">liking monstergirls >2013" and the such you just sigh and smile sadly, deep down you knew these guys just liked pretending to be retarded.
It's only when you're laying down in your bed thinking about your day that you realize SHE was asking YOU for help. you facepalm hard enough to leave a physical mark and then fall asleep, the rest of the week thoughts of going back and meeting that girl plague your mind but you never find her or see her ever again.
time goes by and you get your degree, a good job that pays enough for your own home and a great group of friends who help you with anything you need. You stop watching anime and eventually your memories of 4chan are a mix of nostalgia and cringe that you talk about after the internet ends.
You get married to a nice kitsune who helps you after the invasion by the fluffy empire and have a few daughters as well as adopting a boy who lost his parents in the war, the 5 of you live well enough and avoid the authorities. You die by your wife's side with your daughters holding your hand.
We had one of those and was saved by an adorable wurm
Is there any art of the women in Daily Life with Monster Girl As humans?
Fuck you, I married a Kitsune. Also, with English like that I don't even feel bad about not getting what she meant. Rather, I wonder how I came to that conclusion.
So basically, you've gotta work on your choice setup.
This isn't the bookwurm story I thought it was... I remember it being about a guy with his wurm and he was going to teach her how to be smarter and she was excited when she got a library card and the guy told her she was part of the library association club or something.
A new story isn't bad though
Let her help
actually that mostly a joke, would you like to try again?
I wrote that! here is the pastebin link if you want to skim through it, warning there are a grand variety of mistakes
People actually think miia isn't going to be kimihito's wife
hey guys what MG do you want to see in uniform?
not operating uniform but something like an officers uniform?
a oomukade. shyly playing with her buttons while speaking with an angry commanding officer.
Thunderbird, Air Force uniform.
What are you people doing up, go to bed
your waifu is waiting for you in your dreams
Kitsune in surgeon's scrubs
It's kind of a uniform.
>All that stomach
a manticore. or a kitsune like that soviet kitsune pastebin story, man i liked that one.
>centaur bdsm rape and wurm rescues
>loving centaur christmas cake with ribbed sweaters and a penis
I'm sorry, I don't see the similarities aside from centaurs.
slimegirl, preferably digesting the uniform.
I would love a lizardgirl or salamander in a Napoleonic-style naval uniform.
This was a good end but not the kind I wanted.
What is the desire to be fucked by her? Or any girl?
/vp/ pls go
Because she's got a huge fucking cock, I want to feel my insides being stirred up.
that's, ...not a bad idea. but still open for more suggestion
why her and not just another dude, then?
explain your reasoning
for example, why not just a girl with a strap on?
my waifu is dead, she has seen the end and I wait for the day I'll join her
i actually had to look up what /vp/ was about, why the hell is there a board for ponies and one for pokemon?
I want to feel her tits on my back as she pounds my asshole. It feels a little less gay if it's a hot wolfdog monster girl.
Also there are no male monsters.
>Napoleonic-style naval uniform.
i cant help but think of salamander in connor's attire.
gooble gobble gooble gobble
both are containment boards
Because if her cock is real, she gets more pleasure out of it, and you know she's not faking it when she fills up your ass with her hot cream.
"We sail for the reefs. Dump the rocks, I'm not giving up any booty after all we had to fight for it." I grit my teeth and say to Flit. She sets the crew in a bucket brigade fashion to haul ballast out of the depths of the ship and toss it overboard. The men sing an old Auk drinking song to keep up the tempo as chunks of rock splash against the side of the hull in rhythm.
After about an hour the ship rides noticeably higher in the water and I feel it rock more heavily with every rolling wave. I look aft and the sails of the Dragoon frigate loom large behind us. We're almost in range of their forward light guns. I watch for a hard minute as more ballast is thrown over the side. They're beginning to fall behind!
I order our goliath crewman to continue dumping what ballast she can on her own before I put the rest of the crew to work on patch repairs to the foremast and cutting and sewing the old foresail to fit the new truncated pole.
I hear a tweety screeching curse from up above. Flit sits in the crow's nest, spyglass pointed at the frigate. "Those Kreld-eating 'goons are dumping supplies and laying oars. You better hurry scribe boy."
The crew are stringing up the new sail when the first cannonball splashes into the water just off the port stern.
/v/ was fucking overrun with pokemon to the point they made it a seperate board
then the pony infestation spilled out like a fucking toxic spill everywhere
The other story is a seemingly loving centaur who's actually into femdom and was probably going to fuck you in the ass if you didn't get saved
so why not a strapon for pegging
But why do you want her to fill you up with a load of wolflish baby batter?
Pretend you're trying to sell me on this idea.
Feels plasticy and fake, I want a real cock. And yes, I want her to impregnate me with an absurd amount of wolf cum.
HELLO I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT GIRL PENISES
TRUST ME FELLAS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD SEX IS UNTIL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS
Every time. Every time I think I've read it all someone goes and posts something else weird. I should have adjusted to it now, but I CAN'T.
>he doesn't want his monster girl waifu to knock him up
They're the ghettos of 4chan
>GET A LOAD OF THIS
>not FROM this
>He actually things this is weird
My fetish is being fucked by large-dicked (has to at least dwarf my cock) futas who fill my stomach with so much cum it looks like I'm pregnant. I consider it a pretty vanilla fetish.
>knowing when she's not faking it
I really like futa for this, I'm always self conscious as to if she actually feeling good
But you're a boy. How would she impregnate you?
And again, you still haven't said why this appeals to you.
I get that you want a raging wolfcock in your ass complete with knot that stretches your sphincter out to near-impossible dimensions while her dick spews thick ropey jets of cum that forcefully strike your colon's walls, effectively massaging your prostate.
But you haven't said why.
Glad I'm not the only one.
>But you haven't said why
You just explained it in your descriptive paragraph, what more do you want?
Put it in the rain and you got a damn good spider-man parody
At some point /a/ and /v/ got fed up of having each 5 simultaneous pokégirl/mon threads 24/7 so a board was made just for that.
150 000 post were made not 24 hours after its creation.
The mlp board is 100% cancer containment. though
>I consider it a pretty vanilla fetish.
Throw inflation into pretty much any list of fetishes and it ceases to be vanilla.
Yeah at least the pokemon board has threads devoted to battle and trading. I got plenty of good stuff from going to some breeding dregs threads.
I can't imagine /mlp/ could approach any level of utility
That's the physical aspect of it, I guess.
I'm still lacking the mental portion though.
One of my goals is to write many different kinds of smut. Futa is probably going to be next soon, so I'd like to know why exactly someone wants a cock up their ass.
I shouldn't like arachne as much as I do. I can barely stand being in the same room as an actual spider
Being dominated. I don't know why since I'm a pretty confident and dominant person outside of wanting to get fucked absolutely senseless. It's just one of those things that are hard to explain.
Mentally, it's probably pretty similar to girls using strapons, just more powerful.
Some people enjoy role reversal, to feel submissive, even if only temporary.
Others just want to feel dicks in their ass, and honestly, so many fetishes can be triggered by the strangest things, so saying definitively one way or the other isn't going to work.
Why can't it be male on futa instead
Because male on futa is fundamentally no different from male on female. as while the female has a cock, nothing is being done with it aside from potentially a reach-around.
Same dude, but I figure it's mainly a size issue, I don't know where the spider in my room is lurking it could be anywhere.
but with a arachne I'm fairly sure you'll be able to spot a giant spider chick hiding somewhere.
Plus I like the idea of being wrapped in webs and being cuddled.
Well I hope you just don't go into femdom the way futarunun or whatever does it. Those futas were really mean
My argument for futa has always been it's a woman who likes to fuck. The cock is just a party favor.
As for getting fucked in the ass, it's only fair, right? Give and take.
I don't mind mild femdom, but I'm not big on humiliation or mocking or pain or whatever. I like my futas to be loving and sensual and able to fill a pool with a single orgasm
I like my giantesses the same way, which severely limits a lot of the giantess stuff I can enjoy.
Are you the same guy who just did the short lived worm story?
No, I haven't done a story involving wurms.
My only story (that I've posted on here, at least) is a short one about a giantess cowgirl, and I've posted that half a dozen times or so.
Also you could maybe try to put in some bully monster girl in it. I remember that weekend that was only school bully monster girl threads but the interest seems to have died off sadly. It was a good idea
Move to Australia, you'll learn to love them real soon.
Only roughly human sized and humanoid monstergirls could operate war machines like tanks, LAVs and jets.
So I don't think any monstergirl nation or even alliance could defeat humans
that somehow pleases me
Everyone redoubles their efforts to get the sail up. Lead flies in every half minute or so as fast as the Dragoon can reload their long guns. I duck as a cannonball tears railing from the stern. Our ship is really starting to look like a beaten heap of junk.
I hear a cheer from the as the new sail billows, catching the wind. The fractured and broken mast is holding. I feel the ship begin to pick up a little more speed. I hope with all my heart it's enough. "Flit, report!" I shout up at the harpy. Her golden eyes concentrate hard on the ship behind us. After a minute she calls down to me. "They're barely holding even. Once the rowers tire, we should be able to pull away. Just pray they don't get a lucky hit between now and then."
The evening and the night passes tensely, the whole crew sleepless as regular light canonnfire continues to drop around us. We spend the time rearranging our cargo to balance the ship and making sure the patchwork repairs hold. In the morning I'm greeted with only the sounds of the sea, the Dragoon warship falling farther and farther behind. They refuse to break off pursuit, but by the next day they are over the horizon behind us. The following two days pass uneventfully on our way to the Natans reefs.
I smell the tropical jungle over the salt of the sea as we approach. Fathoming the waters as we get in close, and reading the map carefully, we weave our way through the treacherous coral and mollusc to a hidden lagoon.
I've seen no sign of monster or man as we lay anchor. Now would be a good opportunity to grab a new mast from the jungle, replace our water, and continue repairs. But I dare not linger too long. The Dragoon charts for these waters all say "Beyond this point, there be wild monsters." The frigate will also be reporting back to her home port. We cannot delay.
>Send an expedition to find a mast in the jungle
>Replenish water from local streams
>Attempt hull repairs
>Let Elsa cash in her first favor
Worst Snake you mean.
Old Snake best Snake
They don't defeat us via military efforts, they defeat us by immigrating into our country, sucking us dry and then producing more monster girls. Eventually the male population dwindles and becomes small and addicted to monster pussy, and then they capture some human females to produce more men.
>Let Elsa cash in her first favor
Debt is only good when you hold it over others.
Or, conversely, humans could invade and capture monstergirl lands and sell them as pets/slaves/work animals/foodstock
I suppose this could work but you realize you'd have to have them carefully restrained if you want to fuck them or they'd easily overpower you after your first orgasm.
>Attempt hull repairs
>Let Elsa cash in her first favor
It seemed like a 2choice set. Wasn't sure.
>Let Elsa cash in her first favor
Debt is only good when you hold it over others.
>Send an expedition to find a mast in the jungle
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.
Sometimes the threat of violence works better than actual violence see human slaves
The difference is that after you rape a human slave, you don't turn into a limp noodle of critical ecstacy.
Nice. Praise the moose.
I decide to keep my promise first as I drag my exhausted sleep-deprived body to the brig. Elsa waits at the door of her cell, beaming. Her smile is a kind one, but tainted with a sharp toothy predator's gleam. 'Alabaster cities gleam, undimmed by human tears.' The thought comes unbidden to my addled brain.
"I knew you could make it, if you gave absolutely everything." Elsa says sweetly, breath quickening. Her emerald scales glitter as they catch the light. Ebony claws shine like true black jet. It's almost hypnotic. "And you didn't ask for my help again either. I'm impressed." Her dress is clean and her bandages changed, I look to the floor and see someone has given her a washbin. "So tell me, have you returned to earn my favor as promised?" She reaches through a gap in the cell door and runs her sharp claws over my chest, gently up the side of my neck and caresses my face blindly.
I clench my teeth. "I'll hear your favor, and grant it if it's in my power and doesn't endanger my crew." I'm tired and surly. I really don't feel like playing her games today.
"Conditions? Smart. But you should have included yourself in them. Remember that next time." She pulls me close, nose touching mine. My own heart begins to pump faster. She eases me into an awkward kiss, blindness and inexperience overcome with pure passion as she clutches my face in her embrace. She smells like lye soap, salt and something finer, sweeter. I'm too tired to fight it. I am not sure I would even if I wasn't. She lets me go after a moment, leaving me breathless. Her own face is flushed with emotion. "Now for my favor."
"But you." I stutter, disheveled hair sticking out wildly.
Elsa shrugs, tail swaying. "That's wasn't it. Don't stand so close to the bars if you don't want that to happen." A darker look crosses her face, dead eye seeming to fill with light for a moment. "What I want from you is to bring me the heart's blood of a mermaid."
>Its actually bestiality and cancer
>That wasn't it
Such is the fate of all generals
WHAT'S THE POINT OF MONSTER GIRLS IF YOU CAN'T FUCK A HORSE WHILE A WOLF POUNDS YOUR ASS WITH IT'S DOG DICK
Normally, i would just chuckle at this ironic trolling.
But nowadays, im not so sure anymore that you are not just being honest about what is going on in these threads.
>not loving centaurs
I respect your right to not like the same things I do, and I would have you do the same for your fellow anons.
It's not ironic.
Then we truly are heading for Gaia or whatever furry fandom have arisen from its corpse.
No you dont.
Reminder that Centaurs are B tier like Lamias.
Subspecies of both are A tier tough
Abomination in the eyes of the lord tier
foxes and other furry creatures
Except we all know that dragons belong in the God-tier, which you seem to have been mistaken for PURGE ON CONTACT tier.
Why do you hate spiders anon?
Because they are gods way of showing us how much he hates us.
All implications included.
because I know she won't win
"There are uncivilized half-fish in these waters." She points at her bandaged eye. "Heart's blood will fix this while I am still healing." The Lizarda leans forward, straight-faced. "I'm a Dragoon warrior. I have no greater joy than to fight. I've no greater love than for a man tough enough to best me, even through dirty tricks. If I can see, I can fight again. Do this for me and I am yours. I will give you all I am. I will love you. I will fight for you. I will kill for you. I will burn my homeland to the ground for you!"
Elsa is panting, sweaty after her outburst. She catches herself and clears her throat. "It must be heart's blood. None other will work. I need to heal, not live another fifty years blind. Do you know what that means? They are filthy singing slimy half-fish, but they are not your enemy like the Dragoon. Can you slay even one?"
I don't even know what to say. I promise I'll consider it before returning above deck to supervise the hull repairs. Things are going better than I expected. The spare parts we acquired at Limus are being put to good use and the new crew are adept at repairing battle damage.
Flit accosts me when I get a small break, she's already back from her quick recon of the area. "Your face is troubled and you smell like lizard." She rubs her soft feathers on my back. "Conversing with her is not good for your health. She has a dark soul. It will only drag yours down."
"So what did you see?" I ignore her.
"There's a suitable mast about five miles into the jungle. We'll need almost the whole crew to get it hauled back here in time. When the tide goes down in a few hours, we should be able to get clean water from the streams pouring into the lagoon without venturing far into the jungle."
Flit leans up against me, her way of asking for a head pat. "There's two other things you should know. I spotted large webs in the jungle, and there's nets and fish traps set up along the shore. I don't think we're alone out here."
>All Lamia Subspecies
Literal Shit Tier
>Anything not listed above
So we're all in agreement?
But spider kill annoying creatures like flies and mosquitoes.
You know what anon?
She already did.
I'm okay with this
Fuck you. ;_;
Im not so keen on Chesire Cat and manticore, but i can accept this.
>Finds a same-minded person
She won my heart
With repairs going more smoothly than expected, I feel we have a little time left before we need to get out of these waters. There's little room to run or maneuver if another ship catches us here.
>Get a heavily armed group and grab a mast
>Everybody load up on water and take a bath
>Give the crew a few hours of shore leave
>Hunt a mermaid
>Implying someone with shit tastes is 'same-minded'
I want to stick my dick in that seal.
I want to stick my dick in you.
But anon, everyone loves the Chesire!
Ready for marriage, /a/?
I am not fluffy anon, it will not feel good.
>Hunt a mermaid
Anons, I may have be different, but I think you both are good anons devoted to your cause
Not everyone is a furfag,anon.
Let me just get something from the shed before we leave the house.
And im just a Miiafag. Good riddance to the spider. She deserves something.
>Hunt a mermaid
Gain quite a bit honestly.
>Best girl this
>Worst girl that
In the end, all girls are best girls.
Except the mermaid
But some Girls are more best than others.
Even the mermaid is a goddess compared to.. you know.
We really should make a monstergirl movie of animal farm, that would be just the thing.
Apophis, Unicorn, Arachne
Centaur, Lamia, Hornet, Ant
Faun, Lizards and Dragons, Slime, Golem and other such Automata, Kitsune, Yeti(both types)
Whatever else I forgot or am not interested in.
To willingly be so wrong, you disgust me.
This thread needs more loving tentacle hugs.
Harpies seem underappreciated at the moment. Showing love.
I like harpies.
I only like futa on male if it's cute and consensual, without any humiliation elements. Just a boy and a girl enjoying themselves (and each other) in an unusual way.
And then she sticks a tentacle in his butt.
>C tier: Yeti(both types)
Hey fuck you
I get some restless sleep while the repairs are completed to the best of my crew's ability. In the afternoon I wake up, eyes red and mind set. Against the protests of the bird and the confusion of my fellow men, I order our ship to weigh anchor and leave the lagoon.
"We're going to catch a mermaid?" The old crew whispers uncertainly among themselves. The new pirates quietly begin attaching leader rings to the end of some throwing spears we keep on deck. I note the pirate's experience as they fashion the homemade harpoons.
"You heard the Captain. Snap to it!" Flit gives me a dour look but backs me up. She tries hard not to undermine me in front of the others, no matter how vehemently she disagrees. She spears me with a look of deep frustration and disgust as she flaps off deck to search the waters along the coast for our prey.
Her argument still rattles around my skull as I watch our refurbished windjammer amble along the shore, shallow draft safe from all but the tallest reefs even at low tide. "Captain, I am game for any kind of death if it comes in the way of the quest we follow. Know that. But I came here to save you from the 'goons, not hunt the blood of innocents. To become entangled with a blind brute that only acts out of instinct, the very enemy you swore against, is blasphemous!" Flit's anger had flowed from her like a wave. She left downcast with only these parting words. "Let the Captain fear the Captain. Beware yourself, my princeling."
My thoughts continue to chase in a circle as I get news of some mermaids near the shore every once in awhile. They always see our stolen Dragoon ship in Dragoon colors. They always assume the worst, and are always gone by the time we arrive. My stress mounts as the sun sets and I call it a night. Do I need to lay a trap? Should I try to catch them underwater? Steal some of the nets on the shore use as a dragnet?
I'm about ready to scream when I see a face staring up at me from the water.
>asking her to do that
why would you do that?
Hey, I ain't saying Yeti is bad. They are just outclassed. Like Talon in lol or Grizzly bears in mtg.
Sure you can have fun with her but she is not most optimal one.
That being said, she is a good hugger, so maybe I need to rise her.
>asking her to do that
Where did I mention asking, or consent in general?
Bear girl hugs are a best
Indeed, Bear grill is the best girl.
But there are no good bear girls.
You could just tell her that you don't want her to do that.
It is written nowhere that Cecaelia have a special thing for jamming tentacles up one's arse.
Would your waifu be impressed if you took down a bear and made it into a grill?
Actually I was mostly upset about you putting god tier MGE yeti on the same level as that other horrible abomination.
Yeti, Yeti, Yetchi.
Same thing. One as good as another.
>as good as delicious brown with fluffy paws
What's wrong with you?
Why are you surprised that we have furries in here?
We better spare the one we find and ask her if she knows of any mermaid that had given her heart to a doctor or whatever when she died.
Why people don't hunderstand that Centaur/other monstergirls with half animal body aren't a human torso attached to an animal body?
Centaur body =/= horse pussy
People only see what they want to see.
Also they think genitalia is everything.
Except you are wrong and its a bit silly how you try so hard to make others wrong.
Centaurs quite simply ARE a human torso attached to a horse body.
And they arent symmetrical, so they can fuck off.
Because they want to be passive-aggressive beta shitposting faggots that are relying on the old hook of 'hurr horse pussy'. Ironically, they make a bigger deal out of it than anyone to ever imply they like centaurs.
Why do you hate fluffy tales Anon?
Don't you want to be enraptured by the soft furry goodness?
I'm not a furfag,anon.
>horse pussy furries on the rise
Well, i was just about to start playing Dark souls.
But... thats not the meaning of "furfag".
ugly lizard feet
Salamander a shit, centaur strong.
You cannot resist when bound by Cecaelia.
There's a small girl, watching curiously from below. Her long hair floats around her in a green halo, the moonlight casting her face in a pale glow. She sees I notice her and waves at me happily with her tiny hand. I wave back kindly and reach for my harpoon when I see her blue scales and tail glimmer in the dark water. I need to be quiet and careful.
The small mermaid opens her mouth and begins to sing an old children's song about a boy who lived by the sea. It's beautiful. My heart begins to falter. She just seems so innocent and kind. This isn't right. I should try to find another way.
I have no more time to think as I see a harpoon pierce the small maid's chest. Her song dies into a gurgle and the water begins to turn red as she flops onto her back, spasming, eyes filled with tears. One of our new crew, the small tattooed one in northern furs, steps beside me and begins to lower a large juryrigged dip net. "This where you want kill mermaid." She grunts and points to the wound. "Pierce lung so not scream, but not swimbladder so float. Never pierce heart. Most valuable part, best blood. Never break head, too much blood lost too quick." The mermaid goes into shock as we lay her on the deck. Her tiny mouth forms words she can't voice and she stills, heartbeat growing weaker. The pirate hands me a knife made of sharpened bone. "You want heartblood. You need collect it while body warm." She holds a sturdy glass jar at the ready.
>Try to save the mermaid, back to square one if she dies
>Take the heart's blood
Cecailia aren't great because anal violations, Unicorn are just boring but cute centaurs with healing magic, Apophis are just bitchy, mean Lamias, and Arachne are debatable
How can you be so wrong Anon?
Stop the shitposting please. Before another thread goes down the gutter for good.
Horsefuckers are closet furfags
I just happen to have good taste.
And awful memory.
The thread is already dead.
There's no real point to not shitpost
They are out in the fields.
>Take the heart's blood
So is there going to be a new thread, or are we calling it quits for a bit?
What's wrong with a little prostate massage?
i think a new thread cause its saturday somewhere. also writefags and drawfags might update today
Need more tan MGs
This needs to become a thing
>suction cups on your dick
I can only do so much.
I think you mean
>Suction cups on your everything
God damn it, don't anger Poseidon
No innocent deaths damnit
Save the girl.
Also why didn't you give us a chance to back out, you said hunt- not kill the mermaid
You are making me feel all fuzzy inside.
>appears to have arms
This picture is stupid. IS the artist terrified of drawing hands and feet or something?
I swear to the heavens, i will get my wish one day!
Her arms end in tentacles too.
Well that's even dumber
new thread >>100476059