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Help me, /a/! What is the best way to handle this situation?
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Read her a story.
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Without clothing.
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Read her a book until she falls asleep. Then, go take a shower and go to sleep in your own bed
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>>100446946
I recognize this artist. You can't fuck that loli can you?
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>>100446946
give her a kiss on the forehead and tell her goodnight then cover her, turn the lights out, and shut the door.
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>>100446946
If night, >>100447019
If morning, make her eggs & toast with jelly

Seriously OP, nobody explained how to care for your loli?
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Loli thread?
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What would you do with a lolibutt?
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>>100448679
Push my nose into it and suck all the air out with full strength.
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>>100448679
scratch 'n sniff

or this >>100448890
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>>100448890
"Mister, that's lewd! I'd be too embarrassed! After all, i-it might stink down there, you know?"
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>>100449094
Loli aroma can't stink!
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>>100449169
You sure?
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>>100446946
Blow raspberries into her tummy,

It's the truest way
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>>100446946
>that tiny-ass image
The best way to handle that is to just lie still and hope she doesn't notice you.
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>>100453166
>implying there's anything bad about a loli noticing you
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>>100447556

>jelly

What the fuck am I reading
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>>100454536
What if she gets scared though? There's a strange man in her bed.
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"Hey, onii-chan... since you're lying there, I have a secret for you... lean in closer... I want to tell you..."
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Close the door and walk away. We don't need this kind of trouble. We have long and miserable life ahead of us.
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>>100455383
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>>100456046
"Hehe, you're cute when you're curious, onii-chan. Come on... I'm gonna whisper it your ear... just a little bit closer, 'kay?"
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>>100456252
No, please don't, I'm gonna get a boner.
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>>100456252
god dammit anon

captcha: aimigit close
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>>100456319
>>100456297

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y2v3IjTnBX
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>>100456297
>>100456319
"Okay.... here it is... you ready?"

"I just farted under the covers, onii-chan."
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>>100457104
I'm actually kind of scared.

>>100457280
I don't think I would be able to contain my laughter.
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>>100457448

>I'm actually kind of scared.

Keep listening.
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>>100457523
>ear sucking
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>>100457448
Your laughter? But what if it smelled bad?
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>>100457104

Jesus christ, my dick.
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>>100457104
oh. my. god

A-are there more of these?
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>>100457104

I'm afraid to listen to this. Knowing 4chan it probably ends with screamer or some other stupid thing.
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>>100457104
Can someone summarize what she says
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>>100461615

Do it anon. Your penis demands it.
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>>100446946
Adopt and make family
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>>100447019
>>100447178
>>100447449
>>100447556
these nigras know what they're doin
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>>100457104
Step up senpai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9R09V2zTE
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>>100463799
>>100457104
I did not expect to have my penis stimulated in this way from this thread.
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>>100463939
>In a loli thread
>Didn't expect penis stimulation
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>>100464195
I was expecting family-building and heart problems.
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I feel like the best way to handle it would be to kiss her.
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