Help me, /a/! What is the best way to handle this situation?
Read her a story.
Read her a book until she falls asleep. Then, go take a shower and go to sleep in your own bed
I recognize this artist. You can't fuck that loli can you?
give her a kiss on the forehead and tell her goodnight then cover her, turn the lights out, and shut the door.
If night, >>100447019
If morning, make her eggs & toast with jelly
Seriously OP, nobody explained how to care for your loli?
What would you do with a lolibutt?
Push my nose into it and suck all the air out with full strength.
scratch 'n sniff
or this >>100448890
"Mister, that's lewd! I'd be too embarrassed! After all, i-it might stink down there, you know?"
Loli aroma can't stink!
Blow raspberries into her tummy,
It's the truest way
>that tiny-ass image
The best way to handle that is to just lie still and hope she doesn't notice you.
>implying there's anything bad about a loli noticing you
What the fuck am I reading
What if she gets scared though? There's a strange man in her bed.
"Hey, onii-chan... since you're lying there, I have a secret for you... lean in closer... I want to tell you..."
Close the door and walk away. We don't need this kind of trouble. We have long and miserable life ahead of us.
"Hehe, you're cute when you're curious, onii-chan. Come on... I'm gonna whisper it your ear... just a little bit closer, 'kay?"
No, please don't, I'm gonna get a boner.
god dammit anon
captcha: aimigit close
"Okay.... here it is... you ready?"
"I just farted under the covers, onii-chan."
I'm actually kind of scared.
I don't think I would be able to contain my laughter.
>I'm actually kind of scared.
Your laughter? But what if it smelled bad?
Jesus christ, my dick.
oh. my. god
A-are there more of these?
I'm afraid to listen to this. Knowing 4chan it probably ends with screamer or some other stupid thing.
Can someone summarize what she says
Do it anon. Your penis demands it.
Adopt and make family
these nigras know what they're doin
Step up senpai
I did not expect to have my penis stimulated in this way from this thread.
>In a loli thread
>Didn't expect penis stimulation
I was expecting family-building and heart problems.
I feel like the best way to handle it would be to kiss her.