What if 4kids continued their dub after Alabasta?
I want my governator Franky.
Oh god thats hilarious, I can totally see them doing that
Law's voice would have a pretentious spanish accent. Or would that be too much like Mihawks?
>too pussy to show guns in a dub for a kid's cartoon
>decide to translate a combat heavy series about PIRATES
Shit was doomed to be a blunder.
Could you imagine Whitebeards death?
>Ace was taken to back to Impel Down
>I'm going to Canada until my wounds recover, little bro!
You mean how they got sent to the shadow realm?
Mihawks was French I think
This is fucking art.
can someone please explain to me what the hell that thing even is? some sort of whacky meat tenderizer? an old phone?
my fuckin sides.
Imagining Ace being 'punched too hard' and passing out makes Luffy's freak out afterward much more hilarious.
Some head bashing device
>TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND THIS KID IS GOING TO GET A NASTY BUMP ON THE HEAD
holy shit, was this really sanjis voice
They should have stopped dubbing yugioh after the first one, all of them get darker after some episodes and fucking 4kids fucks it up.
The worst part is the shit they change like "shadow realm" or "Ener-D" that are different in the original or don't exist
It isn't 4kids without an obnoxious Brooklyn accent.
The va MUST have been holding his nose closed to make that congested accent.
Mind to explain about "Ener-D"? i only subbed 5D's.
>4kids Sabo sails away but gets captured by pirates
They got One Piece in a package deal. Most likely, they were going to license Omajo DoReMi or Kinnikuman and got One Piece as a bonus.
Toei was actually desperate to sell it.
Check the wiki I was surprised since I watched 5D's only subbed.
There is no momentum, its name is called "Ener-D".
like "old Ener-D reactor" I wonder why they changed it? was momentum too much science for kids?
>4kids merry stays at Water 7 with Yokozuna
>4kids Pell survives the explo- oh wait
is this real life
Poor Hancock would be covered up like a nun.
Is Sabo wrong /a/udience members?
Humans called 4kids Fisher Tiger names
Didn't 4kids outbid Funi to get it?
Jesus fucking christ
I half expected Nami to finish with "Knife knowing you."
I like to think it was based Cavendish being a suave gent and choosing not to hurt an attractive woman. That fat chick doesn't count.
Don't you mean PUmans?
>Remember it's a RUBBER knife.
My fucking sides. Still, as shit as the dub was it introduced me to One Piece.
Holy fuck that was atrocious
All those fuckin puns. I can't take it anymore..
Its a parody, don't worry
And as a reminder a good voice cannot help atrocious writing
Sanji's scream at the end, holy shit I spit all my water
As horrible as that was, they did a good job editing it.
Beats the hell out of Krillin's tomato soup.
This is too much
"A desert toilet."
Better go kill myself after watching that.
What the hell. Did a scat fetishist write that?
>desert doo doo
If you guys are into streams, the regular OP stream is going to do 4kids run starting next Friday.
I hope Cora-san is as perfect as Tom-san.
>4kids Doflamingo forces King Riku to steal all the citizens money and call them 'big doo doo heads'
Cora is going to be Koala
You know, after watching a lot of the old Pokemon and Yugioh series, I forgot how shit the voice acting is.
Since they skipped the laboon arc, i wonder how 4kids was gonna handle brook
also Cavendish theme reminder
No Cora is going to be a anthromorphic bottle of "Cola".
and will end up being franky's bff
This makes far more sense.
...Okay just going along with the lollipop thing, it's a fucking lollipop what is there to figure out? It's fucking meant to be sucked, three years olds know this!
Oh shit, this thing is hilarious as all fuck.
What did Brooklyn ever do to them?
Obviously the director went to Brooklyn one day and came in his pants whenever someone talked.
Brook would have had a Brooklyn accent, just saying.
No, I got it. He would sound like Austin Powers. British, but always asking for underwear.
Was he also hard of hearing?
>hey baby, may I see your knickers?
I laughed for real, cheers anon.
>Yeah baby yeah!! Yohohohoho!
This is a 4kids dub so not a hint of sexual innuendo is allowed.
>Hey baby wanna shake hands?
It'd probably be something stupid like asking for a kiss
>Einstein was a faggot
>Oh. Oh. Oh.
>Yours is one of the better titty rubbing techniques.
Gets me every time
>this party sucks! bunch of stupid fuckers
I never knew 4Kids touched One Piece until I read this thread. After googling an episode and watching fifteen seconds of footage of their dub, I wish I never did.
I actually liked the 4Kids Pokemon dub. The new one is waaaaay worse with the puns and overall script, and the VA is garbage despite the lack of Brooklyn accents.
The 4Kids Yugi voice did a hentai.
JESUS WHY, STOP. NO PLEASE, STOP.
The Z Fighters as pirates.
>implying Funimation is bad
>Dialog where there shouldn't be any
>Fishman sound weird
>That rubber knife shit
>That explaining the entire plot
4kids confirmed for racist against Fishmen.
Dammit, why do I actually get turned on by hentai with homeless tier voice acting in the dub?
>Fishman sound weird
To be honest, I thought Arlong sounded badass in the 4Kids version.
Uh, hey guys. Sorry I wasn't able to put out a new Wanpiss last week. I came back from Disneyland with a Japanese cold and was too tired to work for a week, and then had no motivation to finish it until now...I'll be working on it this weekend but for now, have a brand new edit.
No problem, That One Artfag.
Great work, as always.
I think what pisses me off more than 4kids censors is how they fuck up the plot. Like Nami's mother's death. In 4kids, Arlong "imprisoned" her instead. So then, why didn't the crew go to rescue her during the arc? Or after Arlong was defeated? Why does Nami never even think about her, like "Gee, I wonder how my mom's doing right now, I hope I get to see her again soon"? And so on.
>you're nothing but a joke
>but you get the punchline
This had to be on purpose.
I love your silly redraws.
holy shit thats hilarious
>whaaaat no waaay he blased crocodile through solid rooocckk
why the hell did they make crocodile have a receding scream?
Honestly, some of the 4kids actors aren't total garbage. It's just that their scripts are god awful and there's nothing they can do about it. Also I'm sure the director was threatened at gun point to make it as stupid as possible.
>tfw you will never create a gag-dub studio
This is true. Slayers dub has a few of the same VAs that worked for 4kids, and they actually sound pretty alright in that.
>Principals always look like lesbians
Ghost Stories was the best thing to come from ADV films.
>Also I'm sure the director was threatened at gun point to make it as stupid as possible.
You sure it wasn't a handle of a gun with some sort of spring connected to a hammer?
I'd agree with this. The censoring sucked, but they had a pretty decent pool of VAs. It's a real shame that the Pokemon script writer was the one who continued onto the new dub and not the actors. Now he's voicing Meowth and James now in addition to writing shit pun-filled, slang-tastic dialogue like "DIG IT, JACK!" and "WE'D BETTA NOT SAY THIS ON HERE, CAUSE 'DIS IS A KID'S SHOW!". He even had Meowth randomly say "OI VEY!" in one episode. I'd take 4Kids puns over shit like "May, We Harley Drew'd Ya."
>Glasses on, glass off
...I'm the only one who thought of this:
Part of the last episode of 4kids' One Piece
I want Hina and crew to show up again.
Full of gay puns
Wow, that was fucking hilarious.
>I thought when I heard "tiger trap" I'd hear "ROARonoa roar"
>In the middle of a battle, and takes notice of Mr. 1's huge neck.
Did they think kids had never encountered the concept of adults drinking wine?
Is it just me, or was the anime so much better back then? The animation these days is just awful.
I have no idea what they were thinking when dubbing this. Shaman King was even worse. At least Zoro only got 1 letter. Hao went to Zeke and Yoh wanting an easy life was changed to him wanting to become a rock star. What makes it even worse is that the uncensored Funimation dub was just dropped and only about 6 episodes are available. The rest is 4kids.
No that was my same thought. Toei just gets lazier the more money comes in.
I just was searching youtube for the one piece rap, and I came across this
What do you guys think?
>4Kids will never dub SAO
I swear if I make a dub company, anytime the script is either boring or stupid, I'm going to put in a one-liner, a pop-culture reference, or someone impersonating a celebrity
crap i remembered that a whole different way, the did ask for wine but when the guy finished giving the speech Sanji told him that it was grape juice
Oh shit, now I remember 4kids throwing a WMD reference into Kirby.
more of these please
I... I want this.
That theme song was brilliant though
>What can I do for you, King Dedede?
This really does feel like a 4kids dub, with better written puns. The laser blasters look too dangerous though; they should be waterguns.
If it was one thing I could tolerate, it was the theme songs.
I never did watch the end of that show. I only saw up to a certain number of episodes in the dub. This is probably obvious but the salesman guy and Nightmare are one and the same, huh? Dat chin.
they were two different people. The salesman also showed his entire body on the screen except for his feet
Shaman King got the best one:
>I need a monster that can clobber that there Kirby.
That was atrocious.
Funi's Obahan was too perfect.
Ultimate Muscle and Kirby were their best dubs
Their Pokemon dub was probably their best work. Blows away the new one.
>Their Pokemon dub was probably their best work.
WHO WANTS A JELLY DOUGHNUT?
>You better give us a money-back guarantee!
>Still shitting on FUNI
Their dubs are more hit or miss nowadays but they do a good job with One Piece
Huh. Well, thanks.
I think he's talking about voices, not script
oh wow, why did they do this
and how did it not make money
Wait there was actual blood in the 4kids dub?
Fucking they covered his legs with a black blob
I think it's because the original was extremely bland or something. I think the Those Who Hunt Elves dub got the same treatment because I remember a ton of pop culture references.
It's a parody.
I know it is
I'm talking about both. The jelly donuts were stupid, but the script in the newer episodes makes the unfunny puns of the 4Kids versions seem like comedy gold. As someone pointed out above, the 4Kids script writer (the guy who voiced Gary and now James, Prof Oak, and Meowth) from seasons 5-8 (e.g. the shittiest scripts) still does the script adaptation. Guy's a total douchelord, too.
The Original sucked massive dick and they tried to make it better
I have to admit that actual voice talent was a perfect fit for most of the characters.
The current dub is unwatachable.
>The current dub is unwatachable.
Based as fuck
To start, Luffy sounds way too stiff an non jovial.
Yeah...no, you can argue that the Funi dub is more..."blander" in some areas but the 4kids dub was downright horrid.
>better than anything
I agree with Luffy but the rest is good
>The current dub is unwatachable.
I guess we have differing opinions.
>The current dub is unwatachable.
Just what the fuck is your standards?
I still think the 4kids dub sounds better. Each major character has a major voice that is distinctive and fits with the character.
Every single character almost without exception is just too stiff and bland.
>It was better because every character sounded forced or retarded and the dialogue was terrible
I think 4kids got a couple voices right. Kuro and Smoker sounds like crap in Funi.
Funi in general sounds weird when they try to say Japanese names.
>Funi dub character voices aren't distinctive
That's like their fucking fatal flaw as a company though, how often they use the same actors. Jesus, you're really telling me you get character voices mixed up in the Funi dub? How?
As if the actor doesn't put his all into it. You seen the Luffy Usopp argument during Water Seven? Guy doesn't mess around.
You say this as if 4kids don't use the same fucking actors in all their dubs.
To be fair, this can be leveled against most dubs because of the limited talent pools.
>Arlong's fucking voice
>Usopp's fucking voice
>Crocodile's fucking voice
His voice is good and much better than the Funi dub but holy shit the dialogue is terrible, it's like he's trying to hold back knowing how fucking stupid it sounds.
Zolo's VA was the only good choice they had for the dub.
It's a shame he wasn't carried over, his performance was solid.
I was thinking
Pirates are like street gangs in America and police are like the shichibukai.
You are wrong
>FUNimation® Entertainment announced today it has acquired the U.S. home video rights to Season Six of the action adventure anime series—One Piece. Season Six contains the Thriller Bark Saga, spanning Episodes 337 – 384, and will be released in four installments throughout 2014.
Well shit, could we get dubbed supernovas within the next 3 years?
>inb4 Law is Todd Haberkorn
Wish they would get more of the movies.
To be honest the only ones I'd want to see our 6 and Film Z.
now use your sleuth skills to find out who picked up the us rights for nichijou
>Not movie 4
The rest are pretty bad for sure.
I need a monster to clobber ME
Why is it wrong? Police are pretty much just government funded street gangs. They have the authority to harass you for money if you don't wear a seatbelt, and the authority to keep you hostage if you refuse to pay.
Film Z is likely in the future. Funi probably dont feel bothered to get anything pre-8, though unfortunately.
Jesus, where do you live to have such shit police?
>Hey g-guys, I hate the police too. Can I be part of your c-cool club yet?
anywhere with police. open your eyes, brother.
Well why aren't you wearing a seat belt? So short that its cutting into your neck?
Not comfy, and why is it their business what I do? I shouldn't have to pay just because I'm putting myself at risk.
1. Pirates, except perhaps the Whitebeard Pirates, are in no way similar to street gangs.
2. Police are only like that in shitty areas.
3. The reason why not wearing a seatbelt is illegal is because when you don't wear a seatbelt and you get into an accident, the damage will be worse. Then you will go to the ER which the taxpayer has to pay for. So fuck you fucking idiot, wear your goddamn seatbelt.
Bullshit. And now that they made it law that everyone must pay for health insurance, BULL FUCKING SHIT.
Taxpayers also have to pay $25 billion every year for the fake drug war that can't even keep drugs out of prisons :^)
$12.1 billion last year paying for illegal aliens on welfare just in Texas.
>the voices fit the characters
They wouldn't be illegal if it were easier for them to be granted citizenship. Also, welfare wouldn't be a problem if people could actually afford to live. Why get a job when you can make more doing nothing at all?
>Each major character has a major voice that is distinctive and fits with the character
And if you grant everyone on the planet citizenship? We have limits for a reason, everyone does. Think about it instead of parroting bullshit for once.
That's a yes, as for putting yourself at risk, annoying perhaps, but in the specific case of seatbelts they have a reason for it.
Picture yourself running, estimate your fastest speed, picture yourself running into a wall at that speed. That is essentially what happens in a low speed collision without a seat belt. The fastest human in the world is 27mph.
If you like, stick a giant sign on your car that also include "NOT WEARING SEATBELT, DO NOT TREAT IN EMERGENCY ROOM IF I CRASH" for you are taking doctors away from other patients that might have actually taken precautions but were even less fortunate than you.
Where would you consider the line between allowing citizenship and not allowing it? People are going to come in either way, so they might as well be granted legal citizenship
Yup, the police totally did that.
How the hell do illegal aliens get welfare?
I'm just saying that a person should be able to decide what they do with their life.
Not if they're too stupid to protect that life.
and if you're handing it out like candy, suddenly there's a large incentive for everyone and their grandma to come
Read my post faggot
If you are injured, you don't pay for it, the rest of us do.
I hope you get thrown through your windshield you piece of shit.
No, I hope you develop a pneumothorax and die surrounded by EMTs because they can't treat it, and your last words will be, 'that guy on 4chan that called me a faggot was right all along'
4kids Zolo was cool
french mihawk sounded better too
4kids Usopp was better than Krillsop
Maybe. Maybe not. It's an incentive, but it's not guaranteed .
That was a very mature and well phrased post
Driving is a risk no matter what. I'm not saying that you SHOULD drive without a seatbelt, I'm saying that you SHOULDN'T have to pay money because you decided not to. I can see if maybe you had a minor in your car not wearing one, but a legal adult driving by him/herself is just ridiculous.
Most of the time yes, but seatbelts are fairly non-intrusive unless like I said before you're so short the thing is cutting into your neck.
>he thinks it's only 25 billion
I'm not very short. I just like a little bit of moving room. I usually just put that part behind me and keep the bottom part buckled
If only 4kids Zolo with Funi's script and music
>4kids usopp with all depth and character growth ripped out and a squeaky voice is better than an actual good voice actor
i have no idea how they would have handled okama island.
You're using a service provided for by taxpayers.
You should be subject to restrictions ensuring that the taxpayers won't have to pay more than usual.
Just wear your seatbelt.
Or Zoro's sacrifice
>Where did all this sweat come from?!
The liberal government gives it to them. They even run ads for it, paid for by taxpayer dollars, in Mexico. Kinda ties in with why they fight against voter ID laws so hard.
All of my sides.
They use Johnny yong vosh for a lot a shit
How many are you willing to put up on your couch for free, indefinitely? The line is right around there.
That's Viz, silly. Funi doesn't have JYB. He's helped them a couple times, but never significantly.
I understand your point, and I think it's valid. I'm just saying that I feel people should have at least a limited amount of room to govern themselves.
How did we go from 4kids dubs of One Piece to US taxes and police? Shut up, you angsty teenage faggots, nobody cares that you got pulled over once or got busted for weed.
Get your bronze plan off that fancy website yet?
I thought they were taking our jerbs.
they're both shit.
>Each major character has a major voice that is distinctive and fits with the character.
Anyone who defends Sanji and Ussop's voices in that shit literally have no idea what good voice acting is.
You sound like that-one-republican-uncle that every family has
I thought they had him in bleach, doesn't Funi use him for that?
Should be easy to disprove what I said then, but you didn't. Cause you can't.
All those jerbs they need e-verify for.
Yeah, like those fancy machines they bought to print out driver's licenses at the DMV only to go back to mailing them out.
The DMV runs on machines literally decades old.
There's your problem. Viz dubs Bleach. Funi only has One Piece, the only one they need.
However old they were, not that old, they worked fine and cost a fortune. Now they throw them away cause tossing your ID in the mail is far more secure than HANDING IT TO YOU. Fucking idiots.
Why the fuck is /pol/ in /a/?
I do have a Republican Uncle, I didn't know he was until he told me that after he found out Chick Fil A was pro-traditional marriage, he started going out of his way to eat there.
Anyways, anon is right.
Letting in immigrants indiscriminately always goes poorly.
I assume 4kidz has something to do with The Jews.
Damned native americans should have thrown the pilgrims into furnaces.
Is that wrong?
Since we're talking /pol/ how about ending the drug war so you can kill the black market that funds mules.
They did. Too many pilgrims, not enough furnaces.
I'm hearing Brook with a Paul Lynd kind of voice
the reason you have to wear is a seatbelt is actually three different reasons woven together.
the government makes a decent chunk of money off of seat belt tickets, its also overall safer for you to wear a seatbelt (not that you really care i suppose).
Crash test safety ratings on cars are done with drivers wearing seat belts, otherwise they couldnt really give a solid rating with somones body flailing about the cabin when you hit a brick wall, its a large variable.
Insurance companys require seatbelts be worn as well, because it lowers their out of pocket expenses for medical treatment in case of accident.
and along with the other millions of things that affect this, government, state and the private sector have been in bed on this for a long, long time.
>Licking the same lolipop as a chainsmoker